BONUS - Cardi B Turns the Courtroom Into a Comedy Show

What happens when one of the world’s biggest stars takes the stand with zero filter? In this episode of The Jubal Show, we break down Cardi B’s unforgettable courtroom moments that had everyone—from the judge to social media—buzzing. From hilarious clapbacks to shocking outbursts, this is the trial audio you can’t miss.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Math problem. It's the Jewble Show.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
What do you get when you take one courtroom, add
one ridiculously outspoken wrapper, and add one live microphone recording
at all? If you answered hilarious audio that you don't
want to miss hearing, guess what, you're a mathematical genius
and you're also in luck because that's exactly what happened.
One of the world's biggest celebrities was in court this
week and it might have been the performance of a lifetime.

(00:24):
We'll play the audio for you right after this. It's
the Jewble Show. What gosh, Cardi B makes me a
little jazz being You know, it works, it does work.

Speaker 3 (00:43):
What oh my gosh, that was so perfect?

Speaker 1 (00:50):
What are we hearing?

Speaker 2 (00:51):
Well, that's exactly what the courtroom and Los Angeles was
asking itself this week because Cardi B, if you didn't know,
was on trial for assault. She was cleared of all
assault charges and the allegations were in the twenty four
million dollar dollar civil lawsuit that was filed against her
from a woman who claimed that Cardi assaulted her. But

(01:12):
that's not what's making headlines. Was making headlines is Cardi
B's performance during court, Because of course.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
They were recording it all.

Speaker 4 (01:19):
That was amazing.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
And we'll just go through some of the clips of
Cardi B so you can also enjoy the audio of
Cardi B and court.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
They asked Cardi B about if.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
She had called the girl fat or heavy?

Speaker 1 (01:35):
Was her answer?

Speaker 2 (01:37):
Is that fair?

Speaker 1 (01:38):
Absolutely?

Speaker 4 (01:39):
She is like security heavy.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
And she just looks a little and she could protect
the building.

Speaker 4 (01:48):
She said it as nice as she could.

Speaker 3 (01:50):
Security heavy that wasn't nice, could protect the building.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
And here's Cardi B talking about her hair, which was really,
they're wigs.

Speaker 4 (02:06):
She's like, you, stupid lawyer, they're wigs.

Speaker 5 (02:11):
I would love to know what her thoughts on like
because she has to be watching these videos out they're
happy popping up over social and so I'm curious what
she thinks when she goes back and she.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
Try like, yeah, I killed it. I mean she she
was found innocent and clear of all the assault charges.
But you know, the judge and the prosecutor that was
against her had to be like, I have this in.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
The bag because he has to. You know, did you
call her fat?

Speaker 5 (02:34):
No?

Speaker 1 (02:34):
I was calling her. It's like she knew it was
being recorded and gonna go viral.

Speaker 3 (02:41):
Well, I think that's also just like what she thinks
in her brain outside of the courthouse, and she remember
she just got not guilty for assault. Outside of the courthouse,
one of the paparazzi guys were like, hey, Cardi, how
do you think your new boyfriend feels about how offset's
bragging about how he allegedly knocked you up again. She
turns around and throws a pen in his face like
she's gonna fight it.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
She's in corporate assault and then and then assault somebody
after basics.

Speaker 4 (03:08):
Yeah, She's like, don't disrespect men.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
At that moment when you're pregnant. I'm very disabled. You
you want me to tell these things I can't do want.

Speaker 4 (03:19):
She was pregnant at the time of the assault.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
Apparently any pregnant woman can now say you're disabled to
park wherever you want.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
The first thing.

Speaker 3 (03:29):
First, I want to think my lawyers.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
I want to think the jurors.

Speaker 5 (03:32):
I want to think the judge, and I want to
think the respectful press.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
I really really appreciate that. And I want to thank
everybody at home supporting me.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
That's right before she threw a pin's face. The moment,
I want to think the respectful press, except for that guy.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
Yeah, I really want people to recognize you.

Speaker 5 (03:53):
My ye're not done, not done.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
I probably woke up a lot of easy, very concerned.

Speaker 3 (04:02):
And why were you concerned?

Speaker 1 (04:04):
Because I'm pregnant and this girl's about to beat my ass.

Speaker 3 (04:10):
Hello, I mean to her, that lawyer was asking dumb
questions the entire time.

Speaker 2 (04:17):
I'm surprised she wasn't on trial for assault and then
assaulted the prosecutor for hasking dumb questions.

Speaker 4 (04:22):
Hello. Absolutely, she is like securely heavy.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
She just looks a little and she could protect the building.
The laugh at the beginning.

Speaker 5 (04:36):
That really just got me because I would really also
hate to be the lawyer on the other side of
that case, because you know, every question you're asking, she's creating,
not a joke, but like she's laughing at.

Speaker 4 (04:46):
Yeah, and she thinks they're dumb questions.

Speaker 3 (04:48):
And I think this is part of the reason we
fell in love with Cardi in the first place, is
because she just doesn't have a filter. But she's telling
her truth, her personal truth, at all times.

Speaker 2 (04:58):
It's interesting how some people can get away with that
and some people can't. Right, Yeah, Like Cardi B has
no filter. She's like on social media humping couches and
it's fine, you know what I mean, But certain people
do it and they like get canceled.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
Yeah, you know. No, I was calling her, why would
you curse in court?

Speaker 4 (05:17):
I thought that was like not allowed.

Speaker 3 (05:18):
But again, her truth, her filter, it's just on a
whole other level and it worked for she found innocent
on all charges.

Speaker 4 (05:25):
She sound innocent?

Speaker 5 (05:26):
Is she not?

Speaker 1 (05:27):
Assault charges was dismissed.