September 3, 2025 • 9 mins
On this episode of The Jubal Show, the cast shares some truly wild life updates—from getting locked in a public bathroom, to unexpected psychic warnings during a massage, to one host questioning if an alien mothership is coming to pick him up on December 19th. With surprise revelations (including a baby announcement!) and plenty of laughs, this check-in is anything but ordinary. Tune in to hear the hilarious and unbelievable stories you won’t want to miss.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Over the weekend, I was in the public bathroom again.
Some dude comes in and he's like, anybody in here, bro,
And I gave a little a little coffee. I just
didn't hear it closed the door. Oh my gosh. Two
hours later, I finally was able to get somebody's attention
to get out of the bathroom. Where was her cell phone?
It wasn't working in there. I didn't have a reception
where I was. Did you get trapped in a bathroom
(00:22):
over the weekend and another person on the show get
trapped in a bathroom? You'll find out when we check
in with the show and find out what's going on
in our lives right after this. Do your heart is true?
You're telling com downright invited everyone pull just a little.
(00:50):
The biggest gift would be from me and the car
detached would say thank you. Every iconic show has their
wacky cast of cares, and the Jewbil Show is no different.
Why it's the Jewbil Show with your drunk ant Nina Hi.
And then there's everybody's younger sister Victoria Ramirez Hi and
who could forget the quirky neighbor kid who lives next
(01:11):
door and piers through our window every once in a
while to ask if her sloth slow Rogan can use
our election because he wants to start a podcast, our
social media producer at Gabby. You got to listen to
it at two time speed. And of course there's me.
I'm Jewbil and this is the Jewbil Show and this
is the time of the week where we check in
and see what's going on in our lives. So Nina,
what's up with you this week? So apparently I'm being watched.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Yes, I have been warned again that there are people
that want bad things from me. So I don't know
if you remember this, but it was a few months ago.
I was in Vegas and I had told you guys
about how I get stopped often by people that claim
to be energy readers, energy healers, psychics, whatever, And it
happens all the time. I get stopped and I get warned.
I get stopped and I get warned. So what happened again?
Speaker 1 (01:56):
This time?
Speaker 2 (01:57):
I was getting a massage and the woman that was
massaging me also claim to be an energy reader, and
she was like, oh, can.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
You just attach that to your name or whatever, like
to be an energy reader.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
I don't know. Some people do do that. Actually, they
just kind of go, hey, yeah, I'm an energy healer
and You're like, what did you do to become an
energy healer? I watched a video on YouTube.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
I don't believe everybody can do it, but I do
believe that there are some people that are gifted and
that can do it. And I didn't ask for this.
So she's like, oh, you're a pure soul. People want
bad things for You're a pure soul. You're a pure
soul and people don't like it. You're being watched and
if you're not careful, you will be sucked in. And
(02:37):
I'm like, what again, This same message is happening just
a few months later.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
So now every night before I go to bed, I'm
looking in the backyard, I'm going all the wines down,
I'm praying.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
I'm like, I got my evil eye on my wrist
right now, I'm like, who wants bad things for me?
Why do people keep telling me that people want bad
things for me?
Speaker 1 (02:57):
How do you know she's not just telling all our
clients that just so hope so you.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Wyah, I'll tell you, But can you tell me why
that keeps happening like that?
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Yeah, they all want you to come back. They all
tell and I never see these people again. That woman
that gave me a massagees a fluke. She's never there.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
They're not They don't do their I didn't say they're
great at their jobs, but I.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Mean, I really don't understand. I do good things to people.
So for those of you who are watching me and
they want bad things, jokes on you, because the bad
thing is gonna come to you.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Sucker. I am unfaced. I work too hard on protecting
my piece. You can't get the hell all right, Victoria,
what's up with you this week?
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Well, guys, I'm learning a lot of life lessons. You know,
some of that I've forgotten because I went out this
past weekend and I had a lot of fun this week.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
And I'm not gonna lie to you.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
I went out both nights this weekend, which has been
a minute. But my body isn't what it used to be,
and if I'm being honest, I'm I've been trying to
change my diet a little bit, just to eat better.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
But that also I forget sometimes, like if you haven't
eaten like my doora the may, it's not the best
idea to like drink a lot.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Of course, it's a great idea depending on how you
look at it. You see, saves your money on alcohol
because you get a hammered super quick. Yeah, just get
that buzz and then food tastes so much.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Better if you get hammered quick and you realize it.
I didn't realize it till it was too late. And
let me tell you, it was a rough, rough one.
But the next day I got right back up. But
I just kept doing it again and I felt amazing.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
So point, Victoria, what was the lesson? Well, I guess
I never really learned it. Wilson was to drink less,
but that was There was no lesson learned. You just
wanted to say that you drank a bunch, get back
on the horse and fit not having a dress of food.
It was, Victoria, proud of you. Don't let any one
take you down or anything. Inspired Me too, Me too.
(04:49):
Oh look, it's our social media producer Gabby stopping by
a Gabby, what was up with you this week? I'm pregnant?
Who I am for gone? I'm with child? Oh my goodness,
we all have a heart attack.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
I just have one thing to say aboutters out there.
Speaker 5 (05:07):
What the heck and heck is that first trimester because
I had no idea, girl, what I was signing up for.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Yeah, you like it. I was dying. You know, everybody
I've known this pregnant. You get mixture views. Every once
in a while, I meet a woman who's like, it's
the most amazing thing ever, it's just beautiful. Yeah, almost
every woman I know goes it's I wanted out. Those
women are lying, You're lying. Congratulations, and I are very excited.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
You have the cutest little baby bump ever.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
That sounds so terrifying. Don't forget to tell us when
she moves because you know, and it's cool. Oh my bad. Congratulations,
that's dope. Bring that baby? Who baby? What's up with you?
Speaker 4 (05:55):
You both?
Speaker 1 (05:57):
What's up with me is I'm just having a lot
of trouble getting motivated to do anything. Well, you know,
and it's mostly because of I don't know if you
guys have been paying attention to the three I at
Lias what the interstellar intergalactic traveler that's come in to
bro Oh, yeah, we're crazy our universe? What now? Well,
some you know, there's scientists are saying it's a comet,
(06:18):
but it doesn't act and move like a comet. So
there's some scientists that are saying it might be an
alien mothership and it's supposed to make its closest pass
by Earth December nineteenth. Okay, are you feeling involved? Yeah,
I'm thinking it might be the mothership coming to pick
me up. And so, like I really, I like, honestly,
I'll be sitting down to work on something. I'm like,
what is the point I got this December nineteenth? Hey,
(06:39):
I'm out of here? Can you when they pick you up?
Can you there's any like hot ones up there by
the way out? So I'm like, really legit having trouble,
like even come into work. I'm like, what I only
got It's like a more months and then everything's over
this three I this is gonna come take me. We
got a few more months.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
That means I got a few more months to get like.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Yeah, I don't work. Yeah, but see, I don't see
a point in it anymore because it's like in December nineteenth,
when this thing passes by Earth and swoops me up?
Why why Why would I work hard right now? And
I just enjoy it?
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Still give yourself to the people that you know, have
you right now? So we can remember you when.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
You're in times, you know what I mean? Like, no, no, no, no, no,
and I'm super excited about it.
Speaker 5 (07:19):
Did the Three Eyed Atlas tell you if it's swooping
just you or because it was on picking up other people?
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Yeah, I'm not sure. You know, we're gonna got different,
so different, you know. Yeah, I picked everybody else up,
but me, I'm the one person that is like, I'm
ready to leave this planet, man, And like, man, you
get to say everybody else is coming with us, and
then I'd be alone. You're the chosen one.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
I don't know if that's what they would call that,
but either way, if he gets picked up, he's the
chosen one.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
If he gets left, he's the chosen one. It's a way.
I'm just finding it hard to be motivated to do
anything because you're the chosen one. Yeah, yeah, or it's
in times.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
You know, there's too many things I have been life
to do for it to be the end of times.
Speaker 4 (08:02):
You know how mad and annoying I'm going to be
if it's the end of time, not.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Like the kind of freeing, because I'm like, I had
a lot of stuff that I want to do too.
Now I don't care at all. No, now we do it.
December nineteenth might be it. No, he does. I'm saying
that we gotta we gotta just live. Yeah, but what like, yeah, live,
get back on the horse. Yeah, it's going to be
(08:25):
very disappointing if after December nineteenth the world doesn't end
because of it, because like, I'm not paying bills, dude,
you're just running out of those like holiday presents and
stuff anything. Yeah, that is true. It's right before I'd
be like, hey, man, I didn't get a gift because
I figured the world was going to end and then
nothing happened. So thanks. Yeah, I be like, hey, can
I get back into my house? I know you were
closed on it and stuff, but like I just don't
(08:47):
feel like Bill, you know.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
You spend all your Money's crazy?
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Oh anyway, do you need a hug? No? No, he's
pick totally good. Yeah. Yeah, I'm just hoping it doesn't
come back to bite me. You know, after December nineteenth
that I'm wrong and I'm like, man, I slacked on
everything and now I have to start over again. Anyway,
this is just double That's not everybody
Over the weekend, I was in the public bathroom again.
Some dude comes in and he's like, anybody in here, bro,
And I gave a little a little coffee. I just
didn't hear it closed the door. Oh my gosh. Two
hours later, I finally was able to get somebody's attention
to get out of the bathroom. Where was her cell phone?
It wasn't working in there. I didn't have a reception
where I was. Did you get trapped in a bathroom
(00:22):
over the weekend and another person on the show get
trapped in a bathroom? You'll find out when we check
in with the show and find out what's going on
in our lives right after this. Do your heart is true?
You're telling com downright invited everyone pull just a little.
(00:50):
The biggest gift would be from me and the car
detached would say thank you. Every iconic show has their
wacky cast of cares, and the Jewbil Show is no different.
Why it's the Jewbil Show with your drunk ant Nina Hi.
And then there's everybody's younger sister Victoria Ramirez Hi and
who could forget the quirky neighbor kid who lives next
(01:11):
door and piers through our window every once in a
while to ask if her sloth slow Rogan can use
our election because he wants to start a podcast, our
social media producer at Gabby. You got to listen to
it at two time speed. And of course there's me.
I'm Jewbil and this is the Jewbil Show and this
is the time of the week where we check in
and see what's going on in our lives. So Nina,
what's up with you this week? So apparently I'm being watched.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
Yes, I have been warned again that there are people
that want bad things from me. So I don't know
if you remember this, but it was a few months ago.
I was in Vegas and I had told you guys
about how I get stopped often by people that claim
to be energy readers, energy healers, psychics, whatever, And it
happens all the time. I get stopped and I get warned.
I get stopped and I get warned. So what happened again?
Speaker 1 (01:56):
This time?
Speaker 2 (01:57):
I was getting a massage and the woman that was
massaging me also claim to be an energy reader, and
she was like, oh, can.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
You just attach that to your name or whatever, like
to be an energy reader.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
I don't know. Some people do do that. Actually, they
just kind of go, hey, yeah, I'm an energy healer
and You're like, what did you do to become an
energy healer? I watched a video on YouTube.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
I don't believe everybody can do it, but I do
believe that there are some people that are gifted and
that can do it. And I didn't ask for this.
So she's like, oh, you're a pure soul. People want
bad things for You're a pure soul. You're a pure
soul and people don't like it. You're being watched and
if you're not careful, you will be sucked in. And
(02:37):
I'm like, what again, This same message is happening just
a few months later.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
So now every night before I go to bed, I'm
looking in the backyard, I'm going all the wines down,
I'm praying.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
I'm like, I got my evil eye on my wrist
right now, I'm like, who wants bad things for me?
Why do people keep telling me that people want bad
things for me?
Speaker 1 (02:57):
How do you know she's not just telling all our
clients that just so hope so you.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Wyah, I'll tell you, But can you tell me why
that keeps happening like that?
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Yeah, they all want you to come back. They all
tell and I never see these people again. That woman
that gave me a massagees a fluke. She's never there.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
They're not They don't do their I didn't say they're
great at their jobs, but I.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Mean, I really don't understand. I do good things to people.
So for those of you who are watching me and
they want bad things, jokes on you, because the bad
thing is gonna come to you.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Sucker. I am unfaced. I work too hard on protecting
my piece. You can't get the hell all right, Victoria,
what's up with you this week?
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Well, guys, I'm learning a lot of life lessons. You know,
some of that I've forgotten because I went out this
past weekend and I had a lot of fun this week.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
And I'm not gonna lie to you.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
I went out both nights this weekend, which has been
a minute. But my body isn't what it used to be,
and if I'm being honest, I'm I've been trying to
change my diet a little bit, just to eat better.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
But that also I forget sometimes, like if you haven't
eaten like my doora the may, it's not the best
idea to like drink a lot.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Of course, it's a great idea depending on how you
look at it. You see, saves your money on alcohol
because you get a hammered super quick. Yeah, just get
that buzz and then food tastes so much.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Better if you get hammered quick and you realize it.
I didn't realize it till it was too late. And
let me tell you, it was a rough, rough one.
But the next day I got right back up. But
I just kept doing it again and I felt amazing.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
So point, Victoria, what was the lesson? Well, I guess
I never really learned it. Wilson was to drink less,
but that was There was no lesson learned. You just
wanted to say that you drank a bunch, get back
on the horse and fit not having a dress of food.
It was, Victoria, proud of you. Don't let any one
take you down or anything. Inspired Me too, Me too.
(04:49):
Oh look, it's our social media producer Gabby stopping by
a Gabby, what was up with you this week? I'm pregnant?
Who I am for gone? I'm with child? Oh my goodness,
we all have a heart attack.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
I just have one thing to say aboutters out there.
Speaker 5 (05:07):
What the heck and heck is that first trimester because
I had no idea, girl, what I was signing up for.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Yeah, you like it. I was dying. You know, everybody
I've known this pregnant. You get mixture views. Every once
in a while, I meet a woman who's like, it's
the most amazing thing ever, it's just beautiful. Yeah, almost
every woman I know goes it's I wanted out. Those
women are lying, You're lying. Congratulations, and I are very excited.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
You have the cutest little baby bump ever.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
That sounds so terrifying. Don't forget to tell us when
she moves because you know, and it's cool. Oh my bad. Congratulations,
that's dope. Bring that baby? Who baby? What's up with you?
Speaker 4 (05:55):
You both?
Speaker 1 (05:57):
What's up with me is I'm just having a lot
of trouble getting motivated to do anything. Well, you know,
and it's mostly because of I don't know if you
guys have been paying attention to the three I at
Lias what the interstellar intergalactic traveler that's come in to
bro Oh, yeah, we're crazy our universe? What now? Well,
some you know, there's scientists are saying it's a comet,
(06:18):
but it doesn't act and move like a comet. So
there's some scientists that are saying it might be an
alien mothership and it's supposed to make its closest pass
by Earth December nineteenth. Okay, are you feeling involved? Yeah,
I'm thinking it might be the mothership coming to pick
me up. And so, like I really, I like, honestly,
I'll be sitting down to work on something. I'm like,
what is the point I got this December nineteenth? Hey,
(06:39):
I'm out of here? Can you when they pick you up?
Can you there's any like hot ones up there by
the way out? So I'm like, really legit having trouble,
like even come into work. I'm like, what I only
got It's like a more months and then everything's over
this three I this is gonna come take me. We
got a few more months.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
That means I got a few more months to get like.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Yeah, I don't work. Yeah, but see, I don't see
a point in it anymore because it's like in December nineteenth,
when this thing passes by Earth and swoops me up?
Why why Why would I work hard right now? And
I just enjoy it?
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Still give yourself to the people that you know, have
you right now? So we can remember you when.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
You're in times, you know what I mean? Like, no, no, no, no, no,
and I'm super excited about it.
Speaker 5 (07:19):
Did the Three Eyed Atlas tell you if it's swooping
just you or because it was on picking up other people?
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Yeah, I'm not sure. You know, we're gonna got different,
so different, you know. Yeah, I picked everybody else up,
but me, I'm the one person that is like, I'm
ready to leave this planet, man, And like, man, you
get to say everybody else is coming with us, and
then I'd be alone. You're the chosen one.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
I don't know if that's what they would call that,
but either way, if he gets picked up, he's the
chosen one.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
If he gets left, he's the chosen one. It's a way.
I'm just finding it hard to be motivated to do
anything because you're the chosen one. Yeah, yeah, or it's
in times.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
You know, there's too many things I have been life
to do for it to be the end of times.
Speaker 4 (08:02):
You know how mad and annoying I'm going to be
if it's the end of time, not.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Like the kind of freeing, because I'm like, I had
a lot of stuff that I want to do too.
Now I don't care at all. No, now we do it.
December nineteenth might be it. No, he does. I'm saying
that we gotta we gotta just live. Yeah, but what like, yeah, live,
get back on the horse. Yeah, it's going to be
(08:25):
very disappointing if after December nineteenth the world doesn't end
because of it, because like, I'm not paying bills, dude,
you're just running out of those like holiday presents and
stuff anything. Yeah, that is true. It's right before I'd
be like, hey, man, I didn't get a gift because
I figured the world was going to end and then
nothing happened. So thanks. Yeah, I be like, hey, can
I get back into my house? I know you were
closed on it and stuff, but like I just don't
(08:47):
feel like Bill, you know.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
You spend all your Money's crazy?
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Oh anyway, do you need a hug? No? No, he's
pick totally good. Yeah. Yeah, I'm just hoping it doesn't
come back to bite me. You know, after December nineteenth
that I'm wrong and I'm like, man, I slacked on
everything and now I have to start over again. Anyway,
this is just double That's not everybody
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