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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Are you a turn on or a Turnof's the Double Show? Well,
you're about to find out because a survey was just
done that says what the most unattractive hobbies are for
men and for women that are an instant dating turnoff interest.
So think about your favorite hobby. Is it video games, shopping,
performing Shakespeare in the park with nothing but your toes.

(00:20):
By the way, thank you for everybody who came out
to see the closing night of Tolio and Juliet yesterday.
Critics are saying it was a smash performance and they
can't wait for next season as much ado about toe rings,
so I'm excited for that. Anyway, you'll find out if
your hobby is a major turn on or turn off
right after this. It's the Jubile Show. I want to
stop dating a guy because I found out his hobby

(00:40):
was celebrity obituary collecting whoa He had it all catalog
and would spend his weekends doing nothing but putting on
classical music and reading them. Double Show. That's a text message.
We just got into four one or six one because
the survey is going viral. That says what the most
unattractive hobbies are for men? And women men that are
an instant dating turnoff. So think about your hobbies and

(01:03):
we'll tell you right now if you're a turn onner
or a turnoffer. WHOA. Here are the hobbies that are
the biggest turnoffs when it comes to men. I'll tell
you what the number one is in just a second.
But clubbing. Eighty percent of women say that clubbing is
one of the top unattractive hobbies that a man can have.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
I mean, it's your hobby, Like you're like, where were
going tonight ten o'clock.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
We gotta be in the stream, Like, Yes, I don't
think of clubbing as a hobby, but I guess for
some people it is a hobby, right because they make
sure that they're there every single time. That's fun. I
mean you're ready to party. You're already like a vibe, like,
let's go every once in a while. You like that,
like if it was their hobby. I mean, I'm down
to go every weekend. Let's go, it says NonStop late

(01:48):
nights at the club, streaming things like party over partner
and look pretty immature and at some point, at some
point you're gonna be like fifty huh, and then you're
gonna be the fifty year old at the club whose
hobby has been clubbing his whole life with a very
bad tan, and that really doesn't it's not a good look.

Speaker 3 (02:07):
You know.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
I met a couple of those people not that long ago,
and they were like, where's the after party?

Speaker 1 (02:11):
It's ten o'clock and I'm like, nights, see you guys later.
That was fun. You're like, what do you mean We're
still going up? Like I'm going to bed? Well, how fun?
I'm old. I don't sleep anymore all so it's fine.
I can party all night and all day. I just
can't sleep wheat ladder anyway, where are you going? We're
fucking over a list of the most unattractive hobbies when

(02:33):
it comes to men over women. In just a second,
we'll tell you what the number one unattractive hobby is
for a man too. Another one of the top one
is collecting funko pops. Excuse me, eighty seven percent of
women say that that is an unattractive hobby when it
comes to being a guy. What is a funko pop?
For those like little dolls? They're cool looking?

Speaker 2 (02:51):
Oh yeah, okay, I need to google this, but I
think that if the person that I was into is
collecting dolls. Do they have like a significant value?

Speaker 1 (03:00):
Like, yeah, there's some that are expensive and stuff. They're
kind of they're cool looking, you know, but I mean,
you know, if you go over to a guy's house
and he's got a ton of Funko pops, eight women
say that's a turnoff. Yeah, I'm gonna go with Yes.
Collecting shelves of toys can come off as childish. It
looks more like playtime than passion.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
I like, like, I like a passion of like a
collector's item of some sort. But do you see these
guys are like little legoheads. Yeah, but they're kind of cute.

Speaker 4 (03:24):
Like I don't know, like if it's like your thing
that you just love collecting, like you like doing when
you're a kid, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
Whatever they want to dude, Victoria's here for all of
these hobbies.

Speaker 4 (03:33):
Don't put it like in the kitchen or in the
living room, like have your own stash.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
Whether they played with them, Victoria, Okay, Like you were
living with a dude, you know, and you came home
from work and he's just got all of his Funko
pops on the floor in front of the TV and
he's just like, my funko pops are wrestling. Babe, babe, babe,
have a child, shall we do? You get up in
the middle of the night these the bathroom and you're

(03:57):
tripping over funko pops and you have to put them
in his toy basket and all the toy basket.

Speaker 5 (04:03):
It's so funny.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
There's a Stephen colebear Funko pop. Yeah, there's all high.
There's Yellowstone bed funko pop. Oh, that's kind of cool.
The number one most unattractive hobby that a man can have,
according to women, Ninety three percent women agree on this. Gambling, yeah,
is the most unattractive hobby a man can have. Yeah,
It says losing money isn't fun to watch. Risk obsession

(04:26):
looks reckless, not exciting.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
I think there's a difference between hobby and addiction though, right, Like,
if it's your hobby and you tend to win, then
like that's cool.

Speaker 4 (04:37):
But your hobby is gambling, not that you're winning at gambling.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
It's like you gamble, yeah, but no, we're not talking
about how much money you're losing. Maybe it's just like
some money, Like if you're really good at blackjack. That's
kind of hot. Okay, so Nina's in on that one.
I'm kind of in on that one as long as
it is not an addiction, like we can stop you.

Speaker 1 (04:53):
No, So Victoria is cool with Funko pops and Nina's
cool with gambling. Here are the most unattractive The top
three unattractive qualities or hobbies that a woman can have
according to men, Eighty seven percent of men say that
obsessive astrology is one of the biggest turnoffs when it
comes to hobbies for a woman to have. It says

(05:14):
it's fun in small doses, but if every decision comes
down to mercury, being in retrogate, it feels more like
religion than a hobby.

Speaker 2 (05:22):
I understand that you may feel that way. That's why
I keep it to myself.

Speaker 1 (05:28):
The number two most unattractive hobby that a woman can
have according to men, ninety percent of men so that
we're surveyed for this, say a passion for maxing out
credit cards, so shopping constant shopping sprees, okay, screams higman,
it's and financial chaos. Do you not want me to
look cute and cute clothes?

Speaker 6 (05:45):
Like?

Speaker 2 (05:45):
What's with that you know, that's actually funny. You're right,
that's kind of a double standard. They want you to
look all hot and cute your little outfits, and then
they're gonna get mad when you gotta pay.

Speaker 4 (05:54):
For it, exactly, Like, I'm sorry, I want to look cute,
I want to look hot.

Speaker 2 (05:58):
I want a new pair of shoes, I want a
new p and you know what, you bought it yourself exactly.

Speaker 1 (06:02):
The funny is it that you spent well taking with
the credit card companies, but.

Speaker 2 (06:08):
Money I don't have yet, my money, I can buy
it myself.

Speaker 1 (06:13):
Relax, And the number one most unattractive hobby for a
woman to have, according to men, ninety two percent of
men say gossiping is the number one most unattractive hobby
of a woman can have. I would have never considered
that a hobby, but it is a hobby for something.

Speaker 2 (06:26):
I didn't either, But I guess, like, if you're going
to meet your friends for like coffee and gossip, that's
a thing.

Speaker 1 (06:33):
That's a thing. Yeah, it is a thing. Gossiping is
a hobby for some people.

Speaker 4 (06:36):
But what if you're just like ranting, like not gossiping,
but you're just like granting. It's someone like in the front,
like some one made you mad, someone annoyed you, like
sometimes you just have to get it out.

Speaker 1 (06:43):
That's a little different. Yeah, it's totally different.

Speaker 2 (06:45):
It's not like we're meeting up and we're like, oh
my gosh, did you see what you work?

Speaker 1 (06:50):
I not believe he has the nerve to wear. I've
dated people that love to gossip, and I'm always like, man,
I guarantee when they're with their friends, they're talking all
kinds of trash about me. I guarantee it. I know.
And then I found out that they were. That's why
we're one of the reasons. I think that's a terrible hobby,
no matter. Yeah, so it's talking about everybody else's business

(07:11):
makes you look untrustworthy. If she gossips about them, then
she'll gossip about you. Yes, unless it's super juicy, then
I'm in what you know? It's another Jebile phone frame
Mornings on the twenties. Hello, it's a great day at appliance.

(07:32):
I was looking for Carla, who's putting a few phone
calls with us. Apparently there's an issue with a washing machine.
Is this Carla? Yes, Carlos Cain Tower you.

Speaker 7 (07:45):
I'm doing fine, I've called you guys a couple times
to come and.

Speaker 1 (07:52):
I am feeling so good. I got lucky last night.
What's funny here? I got lucky last night. So I'm
just feeling great today. You know, you know those days
where something happens, you get lucky, and then you just
smile on your face all day, skipping through work out.

Speaker 7 (08:05):
No, wait, hold on, this is about This is about
the washer and dryer, right, this is about the washer.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
Yes, yeah, apparently there's an issue. Sorry about that. I'm
just in a great mood since I got lucky last.

Speaker 7 (08:15):
Night that that is none of my concern. This is
this is this is what I'm I'm this is the
problem here. You guys have not been at all helpful
when it comes to I've had this broken washer for
three weeks and you're talking about getting lucky.

Speaker 1 (08:34):
Yeah. Well, I'm so sorry about the head. Yeah, you know,
sometimes you just I don't get lucky that often, you know,
and so getting lucky like.

Speaker 7 (08:42):
You shouldn't because you don't take care of business.

Speaker 1 (08:46):
Okay, yep, sorry, Look, I have been.

Speaker 7 (08:48):
Having this washer.

Speaker 5 (08:50):
What you can tell me is when you're gonna come
pick it up.

Speaker 1 (08:52):
Well, I know someone who sounds like they didn't get
lucky last night.

Speaker 5 (08:56):
What did you say to me?

Speaker 1 (08:57):
It's sorry about that's probably a poorly time joke because
I can tell you're angry.

Speaker 7 (09:01):
Sorry, excuse me, this is absolutely unprofessional.

Speaker 8 (09:05):
You know what?

Speaker 5 (09:05):
What?

Speaker 2 (09:05):
What?

Speaker 7 (09:06):
Let me write your name down?

Speaker 1 (09:07):
What'd you say your name was? It's Pete. I got
lucky last night, eakins. Okay, hey, Carl, I really want
to help you out, and I'm so sorry that you're frustrated.
And I'm really sorry about that joke about you're not
getting lucky. I was just saying, you know, since you're
already frustrated, if you had gotten lucky last night like
I did, you might be a little lampier.

Speaker 7 (09:26):
But anyway, oh, okay, you know what, who's your manager?
And I really this this is ridiculous.

Speaker 5 (09:31):
I don't I don't appreciate this because I've.

Speaker 7 (09:34):
Had dirty flows on right now, do you understand?

Speaker 5 (09:39):
So come get this washer and replace.

Speaker 7 (09:41):
It like I need you to.

Speaker 1 (09:43):
Okay, So the issue is that your washer wasn't working.

Speaker 5 (09:51):
Yes, that is the problem, and.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
You told us about it. You called and they said
that the warranty stuff, they'd come pick it up and
deliver you a new one.

Speaker 9 (10:01):
Yes, that's that's That's exactly what I'm looking for.

Speaker 1 (10:04):
So how's the new one working out?

Speaker 5 (10:06):
The new one?

Speaker 4 (10:07):
I don't have a new one.

Speaker 5 (10:10):
I thought you. I'm wearing dirty clalls right now, can
you hear me?

Speaker 1 (10:15):
Gosh? Yeah, so sorry about that. I'm still thinking about
getting lucky. Got that brain fog going on because I
got lucky last night and I haven't been able to
see straight. Oh my god.

Speaker 7 (10:25):
You know what I don't give I don't give up
about you having sex.

Speaker 5 (10:28):
You boy, we don't even have any teeth.

Speaker 7 (10:30):
This is this is.

Speaker 5 (10:31):
Out of control right now.

Speaker 7 (10:33):
You need to get somebody down here to pick.

Speaker 5 (10:35):
Up this washer.

Speaker 1 (10:36):
Okay. I don't know how this got to, you know,
adult intimate times or whatever. I don't think that's professional.

Speaker 7 (10:44):
Well, you're talking about getting lucky.

Speaker 1 (10:48):
Oh I won twenty dollars on a lottery scratch off
last night and I haven't been able to recover.

Speaker 7 (10:53):
Oh my god, are you serious?

Speaker 5 (10:56):
You know what?

Speaker 7 (10:56):
I need to go ahead and go get gigging me
a manager because I'm going to get you fired today.
This is the end of that. I'm so tired of
wearing dirty clothes. My husband, my kids are crying.

Speaker 10 (11:07):
It stinks in here.

Speaker 7 (11:08):
I need I need a new washer as soon as possible.

Speaker 5 (11:11):
I'm up to my neck in dirty clothes.

Speaker 7 (11:14):
Now you might have got lucky twenty twenty dollars, but
you're gonna get fired today.

Speaker 1 (11:21):
Well then I'll let you know. It's a brank phone call.
How about that? What this is actually Jubil from the
Jebel Show doing a phone brank on you and your
husband set you up. It's a joke. He said that
you've been frustrated trying to return this washer that was broken,
and he wanted to mess with you.

Speaker 5 (11:41):
Oh my gosh, I'm gonna get him.

Speaker 7 (11:44):
I hope he had.

Speaker 5 (11:44):
He better have a new washer for me.

Speaker 9 (11:46):
I got home.

Speaker 5 (11:49):
You know when you said something about getting it.

Speaker 10 (11:52):
I should have.

Speaker 5 (11:53):
Got lucky last night. Oh my god, I was gonna live.

Speaker 1 (12:01):
Wake up every morning with Jubile phone Franks. Now it's
sign Bernica. What sing brought to by Michael. She'd been
going Auburn. That's your home for machine gun? Thank you.

Speaker 2 (12:08):
So remember not that long ago we had the whole
cold Play kiss cam scandal. Yes, right, the two people
that were allegedly cheating on their spouses, and then they.

Speaker 1 (12:15):
That was obvious.

Speaker 2 (12:16):
Well no, I know, but the husband of the woman
that was caught in this whole scandal is now speaking out.
So Kristin Cabot, she was in charge of her chief
of hr at astronomer.

Speaker 1 (12:28):
The company ended up stepping down, but her.

Speaker 2 (12:31):
Husband is now saying what you guys don't know is
and we were privately and amicably separated several weeks before
the Coldplay concert.

Speaker 1 (12:39):
I read this though, and I was like, okay, wait
to save face, they really were. I'm not sure.

Speaker 4 (12:44):
I mean if he's probably like, man, I can't before
these kids on my own.

Speaker 1 (12:49):
Look in the divorce, she's gonna get a ton if
she's unemployed. So yeah, you guys hire her Backlease you're separated,
it's fine. Just give her the good give her a
job back.

Speaker 2 (13:00):
But I was doing like research on them, like one
of the stuff happened, because I was really curious, like
who her husband was and why you were stepping out.
And I guess he's like a super like comes from
a very rich family, like all this kind of stuff.

Speaker 4 (13:11):
So she's like loaded, no matter. But there's the way
you stay rich. You keep your money. You know how
you do that. You make sure she had the job to.

Speaker 2 (13:18):
Give it all away. Okay, fair thanking either way, the
divorce filing is now public, it's official. They have filed,
and so now he just hopes that this can all
go away so they can have their privacy and take
care of their children. But they were separated, definitely not separated.
Definitely definitely not separated at the time. Well, they haven't
talked at all.

Speaker 1 (13:37):
Yeah, he hasn't said anything that we know of other
than probably sorry a lot, but we didn't get to
see that party.

Speaker 4 (13:43):
Yeah, this poor dude, though, he's asking for it to
go away. It's like, homie, do you ever know what
social media is?

Speaker 2 (13:48):
Because I'm sorry, there's no poor dude. You knew what
you were doing. There is always a risk you're out
in public. No, there's no poor anybody. The husband, like
the guy who had no involvement in Yeah, that poor dude,
like going away. But sure, well now it's reopened again
because I stopped thinking about it.

Speaker 1 (14:08):
That would make it very dating in the future. Though,
if you were that dude, why because you just go
out and they be like, so you're divorced, Yeah, you
remember that Cold Play show. I have to say, they'd
be like oh, I know. This is a whole lot
of explaining, and anyone would I'm never happened to you.

Speaker 4 (14:24):
I would have been asking so many questions.

Speaker 1 (14:27):
Really, I would just be like, are you okay?

Speaker 4 (14:29):
No, we separated, I'm gonna hold you. You want to
hold me? Fine, but.

Speaker 1 (14:36):
Okay, that's a weird reaction, very aggressive reaction to that.

Speaker 10 (14:43):
Too.

Speaker 1 (14:43):
I was kind of amused, so nurturing. I'm going to
make a great mom hold you? What hold me? I'm
your mom, stupid. You just have to like briber with food.

(15:06):
Then maybe she'll be a little bit more gentle. Come
on here, get out here, allows you for ten minutes,
and you have to hold me. God, you're needing. She'll
totally do that too. I can't wait.

Speaker 2 (15:21):
Well, maybe you can't wait for this either. If you're
a band of shrimp. Endless Shrimp may be gone at
Red Lobster, but they've got your back because now they
have spend less with shrimp. Now you can spend less
shrimp or something like that. Yes, they used to have
the Endless Shrimp Ultimate deal that they had going on,
but then they filed for bankruptcy because it wasn't really
doing that well for the company.

Speaker 1 (15:41):
So now they're like, it's okay.

Speaker 2 (15:43):
Now you can order the Ultimate spend Less Shrimp, which
is their version of the same thing, but not so
this time. You don't get limitless shrimp. You just get
one plate of shrimp, but you get three kinds of shrimp.
For fifteen ninety nine.

Speaker 1 (15:55):
You get the cheaper shrimp. For the spend less shrimp
bargain shrimp two that they're getting, it's I know, man,
it's just a frozen shrimp. I would I would if
I were to spend money on something, it would be shrimp.
But I don't want bargain basement shrimp. Do bargain basement shrimp?
Because yeah, right, it's time to.

Speaker 5 (16:19):
Catch a cheater.

Speaker 1 (16:20):
Only on the Jubile Show, Eatie is on the phone
today for to catch a Cheater and she's been with
her boyfriend Leo for four months and already thinks that
something might be going on. So we'll see if we
can help her out. Eatie. Sorry, it's only been four
months and you're film this way, but what's up? Why
do you think that your boyfriend Leo is cheating on you?

Speaker 11 (16:37):
Yeah, I'm just afraid that he might have someone else
on the side, like things have been going pretty well
over the past four months. We get along really well.
It's really fun being around him. I don't like just
the biggest teddy bear. When we're together, like I there's
like no red flags at all, there's like one there's

(17:00):
any green closet and there's one little red flag.

Speaker 1 (17:02):
Okay.

Speaker 11 (17:05):
When we're in public, he just asks like all tough
and everything, and like, I don't know, it's kind of
like two different people. But I like the LEO, but
we that I see when we're just one on one together.

Speaker 1 (17:17):
Is that weird though?

Speaker 2 (17:17):
Because you know how some people are super anti PDA
and they just don't like to do that type of
stuff in public.

Speaker 5 (17:24):
He just like it's just like when we're in private.

Speaker 11 (17:26):
He's like super gushy and like touchy and all that stuff.
But when we're in public, he's a little bit more reserved.
So I just am like, if he worried about someone
seeing us, is he embarrassed by me? Like I don't
know what's going on.

Speaker 1 (17:41):
So you feel like, yeah, he doesn't want to talk
about you, doesn't want to show people that you guys
are together.

Speaker 11 (17:46):
Yeah, yeah, And it's like, I don't know, it's just
kind of giving me these like my spidy senses are
going off.

Speaker 1 (17:53):
Have you said anything to him about it?

Speaker 11 (17:55):
Yeah, like I One example is that whenever we hang out, well,
he always comes to my apartment, So in the four
months we've been together, I've only been one. He always
hope that it's easier because his roommates don't have to
worry about us, But like I have roommates too, I

(18:17):
don't know, like his roommates are kind of I'm not
gonna lie, so I'm like fine not hanging around them.
But I do think it's a little weird that we're
not balancing the time together.

Speaker 1 (18:27):
I don't know if I think that that's that weird.
If you're just more comfortable in your space, that doesn't
really strike me as anything weird, especially since you've met them,
Like if you had never met them, if you had
never been in that space, that would be a little
bit more alarming to me. Not to take away from
your Spidey sense at all. I just think that there
are some people that don't like to be affectionate in public,

(18:48):
and after four months with somebody you don't really know
all of like the inner working.

Speaker 2 (18:52):
So I could be wrong. I'm trying to, you know,
ease your your worries, but clearly there's a reason for
you to feel concerned.

Speaker 11 (19:01):
Like the big reason why I emailed you at the
station is because we're official whatever. Yeah we are, And
you know I'll post photos of him and like tag him,
but he just doesn't repost them.

Speaker 1 (19:17):
I can't accept it or whatever.

Speaker 11 (19:19):
Yeah, and I've noticed that, like he'll post things related
to me, like I don't know, my hand will be
in the photo holding a drink if we're out, or
like my feet I don't know, like at the beach,
Like he just is posting pieces of me but not me.

Speaker 5 (19:40):
So I'm like, are you hiding me from someone?

Speaker 1 (19:44):
Yeah? I can see that. Yeah all right, Yeah, well
you told us what grocery store he's a Rewards card
member at. So we'll play a song come back, and
then call him and pretend to be from the grocery
store and say that every single month, we choose one
lucky Rewards card member who gets free flower we're delivered
from our floral department, and we'll see if he sends
those to you or to somebody else. Okay, okay, yeah,

(20:06):
we'll see. All right, we'll get your catch teeter next
right in the middle of to catch a teeter if
you're just joining us. Eadie is on the phone and
Edie thinks that her boyfriend of four months might be cheating.
So in a second, we're going to call him and
pretend to be from the grocery store that he's a
Rewards card member at and say that every single month,
we choose one lucky Rewards member who gets free flowers
delivered from our floral department, and we'll see if he

(20:27):
sends those to his girlfriend Edie or to somebody else,
and then we'll know if he's cheating. And before we
do that, Eadie, why don't you catch us up on
your situation again.

Speaker 11 (20:35):
I've been dating Leo for about four months and he
is just not He's hiding me on his Instagram and
not posting photos of me, and I'm just afraid that
he's cheating on me. Also not being affectionate in public.
He asks completely different in public than he does when
we're one on one.

Speaker 1 (20:56):
Okay, well, are you ready for us to call him
and see if he is messing her?

Speaker 10 (21:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (21:01):
Here we go. Hello, Hi, this is corrible calling from
I was looking for our Rewards card member named Leo.

Speaker 10 (21:19):
This is him Leo.

Speaker 1 (21:21):
Please don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call.
I'm actually calling with the big congratulations. You're this month's
lucky winner. Do you know where you want them to go?

Speaker 12 (21:29):
I'm sorry for what to go?

Speaker 1 (21:32):
Oh, maybe you didn't know. Every single month we choose
one Lucky Rewards member who gets free flowers delivered from
our floral department. You've just won thirty six long stim
red roses, a box of candy or chocolate, and a
car to be delivered to anybody that you want, absolutely free.
It's a three hundred and sixteen dollars value. Thank you
so much.

Speaker 5 (21:47):
You're welcome. Yeah, sure, we can decide.

Speaker 1 (21:50):
I guess the first thing that I would need from
you would be the first and the last name of
the person, and then if you want to put anything
on the card, and then the address and we could go.

Speaker 10 (22:00):
Sure, that'll be Chelsea.

Speaker 1 (22:02):
Chelsea. Do you want to add a card to Chelsea?

Speaker 10 (22:07):
Sure?

Speaker 1 (22:09):
And what would you like the card to say?

Speaker 10 (22:12):
Shoot? How about you?

Speaker 12 (22:13):
Something like thanks for believing me, I.

Speaker 1 (22:17):
Love you, Thanks for believing me, I love you God.
That okay, great? That is all there, and now I'll
let you know that this isn't the grocery store. It's
actually a radio show. It's called The Jubile Show.

Speaker 10 (22:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (22:29):
Hi, I'm Nina. Hi, I'm Victoria and my name is Jubal.
How are you.

Speaker 5 (22:35):
I'm good, I'm glays you're laughing.

Speaker 1 (22:37):
Yeah, hey, Leo. We do a segment on the show.
It's called to Catch a Cheater where if you think
your significant other might be messing around, you see who
they send flowers to. And Edie, your girlfriend, has some
questions and is on the phone.

Speaker 10 (22:50):
Edie is on the phone.

Speaker 1 (22:51):
Yeah, mm hmm what.

Speaker 5 (22:56):
Hi?

Speaker 10 (22:57):
Hello?

Speaker 5 (22:59):
Yeah, I knew that something was going on, and I
don't know what's.

Speaker 12 (23:04):
Happening right now. I'm gonna be honest with you.

Speaker 5 (23:07):
What do you mean?

Speaker 11 (23:08):
Like I called the radio station because I knew something
was going on, and I just caught you cheating.

Speaker 10 (23:13):
I have no idea what's happening right now?

Speaker 12 (23:14):
Like I got called about flowers and you know, I
agree to.

Speaker 10 (23:18):
It, but.

Speaker 12 (23:19):
I don't cheating on somebody.

Speaker 5 (23:22):
Who what's up with you saying I love you to Chelsea?
Who's Chelsey? Like we haven't credit hold on, hold on,
hold on, We don't need.

Speaker 12 (23:30):
To do this right now, Like chill out, Like, okay,
take it easy, take a breath.

Speaker 11 (23:37):
Let The last thing you do when a woman is angry,
it's tell her to chill out.

Speaker 5 (23:44):
Who are on me?

Speaker 10 (23:45):
Okay?

Speaker 12 (23:46):
Except for maybe when they need to chill and then
maybe that's when you say it. But I don't know.

Speaker 1 (23:51):
Triggered.

Speaker 12 (23:52):
First of all, you know we're still kind of in
soft launch mode, you know, and so yes, there is
you know, I don't think I didn't think we were exclusive,
So I don't know how that makes me a cheater
or like a terrible person or whatever.

Speaker 5 (24:08):
I don't care about top launch, hard launch launch or
no launch.

Speaker 11 (24:11):
We have talked about being exclusive, like we are exclusive.

Speaker 5 (24:15):
We've talked about this.

Speaker 12 (24:16):
We haven't had that conversation, like like we've probably talked
about like it gleaning to that someday, but like no,
like we never we never agreed to that.

Speaker 2 (24:27):
Like, well, I think there's a problem when you're saying
I love you to another woman, regardless of whatever launch
phase you're in.

Speaker 5 (24:34):
And what does thank you for believing me mean?

Speaker 12 (24:38):
I've actually been seeing Chelsea, who I was sending the
flowers for for a while, and she's really complicated between
us right now, I've been trying really hard to find
the right time to end things with her, so you know,
you and I could be together, but it just hasn't
happened yet. So that's why I haven't wanted to get
too serious with you, because you know, I didn't think

(24:58):
that'd be appropriate, you know, as long as I have
with a lot of thing going on, like it wouldn't
be appropriate. So I was just trying to do the
right thing. So yeah, the other day, like why I
sent the flowers to her and I you was basically
you tagged me and something the other day, and you know,
she saw she was like questioning me, and I was pretending.
I wasn't pretending, but I was just like, you know,
I didn't want to bring you into our drama.

Speaker 5 (25:19):
So I was like, I don't know who that is.

Speaker 10 (25:21):
I don't know.

Speaker 12 (25:22):
I just didn't want to need to get hurt. So
that's why I guess I lied like I'm for her.

Speaker 11 (25:28):
Oh yeah, okay, whatever. You don't just gonna flip around
like you're not the good guy here. You're cheating on
both of us. I don't know what Chelsea things, but
I honestly don't care. You're wasting my time, you're humiliating me,
and you proved that you're nothing but a disappointment. Like
I actually don't really care anymore like you, I'm just done.

(25:50):
And I hope she knows she's sleeping with a joke
of a human being? Actually, do you ever bring her
over to your house? Does she get to spend time
at your place?

Speaker 12 (25:58):
Look, I just didn't want to hurt you, so like
this is oh my gosh, it kind of stucks that,
like you're putting this all on me right now, Like what.

Speaker 1 (26:07):
You are cheating on both people?

Speaker 3 (26:10):
Yeah, first of all, idiot, like I said, eat, and
I like, at what point does it become.

Speaker 12 (26:15):
Like serious enough of a relationship to be cheating on
the person? Like it's like one day you meet and
then the next day, Like even.

Speaker 2 (26:24):
If you're not cheating on Eadie, let's just say, let's
just give you that pass for a minute. It's not true,
but for a minute, you're definitely cheating on Chelsea.

Speaker 10 (26:31):
Well, things that are.

Speaker 12 (26:32):
Complicated at best with Chelsea and I, and you know,
I've been trying to break it off so like but.

Speaker 2 (26:37):
You have, but you brought Edie into it. The moment
you decided to start seeing her while you're still with
another woman.

Speaker 1 (26:42):
That's a problem.

Speaker 5 (26:43):
Well, just because I like Eatie so much, you know, Like,
what can I do? You can't have your cake and
eat it too, all right, I'll break up with Chelsea today.

Speaker 1 (26:53):
You've had four months.

Speaker 5 (26:55):
No, I just broke up with you, you idiot.

Speaker 13 (26:58):
I'm not.

Speaker 12 (27:00):
You know what, Maybe you're just proving my point, like
maybe it's a good thing I haven't broken up with
Chelsea yet because maybe you know, maybe you know, we
just need to wear things out and you know you
can do your own thing. It's what it sounds like,
so you know it's.

Speaker 5 (27:11):
You're definitely one, you know, not breaking up with me.
I'm breaking up with.

Speaker 12 (27:15):
You, And first of all, I don't even know if
I should.

Speaker 5 (27:17):
Be breaking up with you because we were never really
a thing.

Speaker 12 (27:20):
Like get over yourself.

Speaker 5 (27:22):
I already broke up with you. You can't break up
with me, so you didn't break up with me. I'm
breaking up with you, but we weren't together, so I
didn't break up.

Speaker 11 (27:28):
But nobody broke up with anybody because this was just fake,
numbing to me.

Speaker 5 (27:36):
I am not going to tolerate being yelled at.

Speaker 2 (27:39):
Wow, le Leo hung up buddy, I'm so sorry you
knew I'm not You knew that.

Speaker 1 (27:49):
Yeah, you did dodgeable. At least it was only four months.
I mean, i know it still sucks no matter what,
but I'm sorry.

Speaker 5 (27:54):
I even questioned that you knew I'm just flabbergasta and.

Speaker 1 (27:58):
You didn't break out. Yeah, yeah, definitely. Yeah, you saved yourself.

Speaker 3 (28:06):
The Jewel shows to catch a cheater.

Speaker 5 (28:09):
Good morning? Can I take your order?

Speaker 1 (28:10):
Am I going to Tall Chicks at a large black cob.

Speaker 5 (28:15):
Large black cost?

Speaker 1 (28:15):
Do you mean aventy?

Speaker 2 (28:17):
No?

Speaker 12 (28:17):
I mean a large?

Speaker 5 (28:18):
He means Aventi. Yeah, I have the biggest on you.

Speaker 1 (28:20):
That Venti is.

Speaker 10 (28:20):
Large, no vent is twenty.

Speaker 1 (28:23):
Danny, Yeah, large is large. In fact, Cole is large.

Speaker 10 (28:27):
And ronde is Spanish for large.

Speaker 5 (28:29):
Venti's the only one that doesn't mean large. He's also
the only one that's Italian. Congratulations for stupid and three languages.

Speaker 1 (28:35):
Almost time for America's favorite game show, You versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on our own Victoria ameeras for
tickets to the Washington State Fair, So calls right now.
If you want to play eight eight eight three four
three eight eight eight three four three one six one,
you can also d m us at the Jewbel Show
or go to the jewbilshow dot com if you have
the good stuff to be Victoria.

Speaker 4 (28:57):
All I can think of right now is I to
look up picture in my phone to try to find one.

Speaker 1 (29:02):
The thing that came up is Jewbil with the Samurai sword.
I went to Samurai school, that's why. Yeah, there you
got it. That's amazing. All right, we'll play you vers
Victoria right after this. It's the Jubal Show. What am
I some sort of a mentally challenged airhead? No, not

(29:24):
even I didn't say that.

Speaker 5 (29:25):
It was like, why am I even listening to you
to begin with?

Speaker 1 (29:29):
You're virgin who can't drive. It's time for America's favorite
trivia game, You Versus Victoria. Your chance to take on
Victoria Ramirez in a game of trivia for tickets at
the Washington State Fair. Unless meet today is contestant for
you vers Victoria. Nicole was I Nicole? Oh not much? Hello, Nicole?

(29:52):
She got scared? That's fair. Hey how are you hear me?
I'm sorry, know your phone's kind of breaking up a
little bit, but you're insight. Oh that's good. Whatever you
just did is good?

Speaker 10 (30:11):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (30:11):
I won't. Oh, okay, I don't really know what you
said with that last one, but okay, I think you're
ready to go. Let's send Victoria out to the studio.
Victoria out of the room, and while she's leaving, here
you go, Nicole. The game is played like this. You
got thirty seconds. Answer as many questions as possible. If
you don't know one, just say pass and Victoria has

(30:33):
to beat you outright to win.

Speaker 10 (30:34):
Okay, okay, sounds good.

Speaker 1 (30:37):
All right, here we go, Nicole. Your time starts now.

Speaker 2 (30:41):
A couple went viral out of Coldplay concert for infidelity?
What company did they work for?

Speaker 10 (30:47):
NASA?

Speaker 1 (30:49):
How many players are on the court during a volleyball game? Oh? Eight?
Which variety of chili pepper is considered the hottest in
the world?

Speaker 10 (31:00):
Ghost pepper?

Speaker 1 (31:01):
Which NFL team is the most decorated?

Speaker 12 (31:06):
Oh?

Speaker 13 (31:07):
The patron?

Speaker 1 (31:09):
In corporate speak? What does the acronym e O D
stand for?

Speaker 7 (31:14):
EO D?

Speaker 1 (31:18):
I don't know. Actually, Victoria back in the studio, and
while she's getting settled and putting on her headphones and stuff,
here's a question for you, Nicole. What's the least romantic
thing to whisper during a kiss?

Speaker 2 (31:37):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (31:41):
I don't even have to start, Victoria.

Speaker 1 (31:47):
At least, what's the least romantic thing to whisper during
that kiss? Victoria? Someone could actually be into that.

Speaker 4 (32:00):
I was thinking, like, I don't know, there's a spider
like in your hair or something.

Speaker 1 (32:04):
There's a spider in your hair. I give it creepy.
That is creepy. That is definitely.

Speaker 5 (32:11):
You're about to take.

Speaker 1 (32:18):
That tasted more like syrup. That's a little one. All right, Jeff,
there we go thirty seconds to answer as many questions
as possible. If you don't know when, just say passed.
Then you have to beat Nicole, all right? To win Nicole,
you can tell Victoria when to go scary. I know,
I'm obsessed with it.

Speaker 10 (32:37):
I can't.

Speaker 2 (32:38):
A couple went viral at a Cold Play concert for infidelity.
What company did they work for?

Speaker 5 (32:43):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (32:43):
Oh, star Tek? How many players are on the court
during a volleyball game?

Speaker 1 (32:50):
What's called uh one four, five, six, six six?

Speaker 2 (32:54):
Which variety of chili pepper is considered the hottest in
the world.

Speaker 1 (32:59):
I see one? When the NFL team is the.

Speaker 2 (33:02):
Most decorated, decorated as in like award winning, not like
they look cute.

Speaker 1 (33:08):
Oh crap, you just what That was a terrible question.
The thing wait, can I give you an answer? You
totally would have got the next one. That's your fault. Yeah,
I didn't. I don't know why. The chiefs here. Send
it over to the scoreboard and see how you guys
did with our scoreboard. Our social media producer Gabby.

Speaker 2 (33:27):
Nicole did not get any correct and believe it or not,
Victoria did get bored.

Speaker 1 (33:33):
What Victoria, it's a victory vision, Nicole, thank you for playing.
You still get the Washington State Fair tickets for playing, though,
and thank you very much. The answer is now with Nina,
the couple that.

Speaker 2 (33:53):
Went viral for being all over each other while they
were married, worked at astronomer.

Speaker 1 (33:59):
You were you were close.

Speaker 2 (34:00):
You guys were both kind of the same when.

Speaker 1 (34:03):
That came out, because I was like, the dudes an astronomer,
like a world famous astronomer or something like the company,
and I'm like, oh, what are they like a NASA
type thing like Nicole said, NASA. No, they're not at all,
So I it was anyway.

Speaker 2 (34:15):
Yeah, it doesn't make sense. But speaking of I have
an update on that coming up in the trendy. There
are six players on the court door the Carolina Reaper
is the.

Speaker 1 (34:26):
Hottest in the world. I'm sorry, wait, what the Carolina
Reaper like one of the North Carolina or South Carolina's.
It's just the Carolina. What is called? Oh, I have questions.

Speaker 2 (34:38):
The Green Bay Packers are the most decorated NFL team,
and e O D stands for end of day in
corporate speak.

Speaker 5 (34:46):
No way, yeah, wow.

Speaker 1 (34:49):
Like important.

Speaker 13 (34:55):
Is important?

Speaker 2 (34:56):
It is?

Speaker 1 (34:57):
That's basically them saying I want it now. I'm always
confus when they do that because some people use COB
closing business. Oh yeah, so does the end of Damian
closive business or I can have until eleven fifty nine tonight.
That's so true. Plus a coob's just confusing.

Speaker 4 (35:12):
Our boss been that in an email the other day
and I was very lost, Like you want to corn
on the cob homie want here?

Speaker 12 (35:18):
All right?

Speaker 1 (35:18):
We let you for Victoria the same time every single
weekday morning. Remember if you want to play just dm
us at the Jubile Show or go to the Jubilshow
dot com.

Speaker 2 (35:25):
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Speaker 1 (35:31):
Amanda is on the phone today for a first Day
follow up and she's getting ghosted by a guy named Kyle.
So in a few minutes, we're gonna call him and
see if he'll tell us why he's ghosting her and
maybe get her a second date. But first, Amanda, how
long has it been since your from Kyle?

Speaker 13 (35:43):
Hi?

Speaker 5 (35:44):
Guys, it's been a few weeks.

Speaker 1 (35:46):
Now, Okay, that's a good amount of time. What is
it about Kylie you want to get a hold of
so bad?

Speaker 5 (35:52):
Oh my goodness, It's like it's really rare. I think
that you meet someone Mike Kyle. We had this lum ree.

Speaker 13 (36:00):
First date and really just lovely connection, and I think
it would be a real shame if we don't reconnect
in that way. I don't know, it's just something's felt
really right.

Speaker 4 (36:10):
What felt so right that you just don't want to
kind of move on to the next person.

Speaker 13 (36:14):
I mean, okay, is it helpful to just explain everything
that went down?

Speaker 5 (36:19):
Yeah? Okay, So I don't date very much.

Speaker 13 (36:23):
I'm a single parents, but I met him at this
basketball game. Our kids there are little they're like five,
and they're in this little basketball league. And you know,
we were there on a Saturday and we're both cheering
and we ended up just sort of bonding and talking
about being single parents and just then a general chaos
of life.

Speaker 5 (36:41):
And he just he's so charming. I wanted that a
three guys, but he really is.

Speaker 13 (36:46):
We just totally hit it off, and then, you know,
nobody who asks somebody out anymore like in person, like
when does that happen? But he asked me out to
dinner and was like, you know, when we don't have
the kids, let's go out. And that's a huge step
for me, Like I haven't been out at all since
my husband.

Speaker 5 (37:00):
And so I was pretty special, and I mean he
planned the whole date, total gentleman about it. He took
me to a steakhouse. It was had a band feat.

Speaker 13 (37:11):
And we were we just had a great conversation. We
were talking at one point and I was like talking
so much that I blew the little like tea light
candle out in front.

Speaker 5 (37:18):
Of us, and he was like, oh, and he got up,
but he's got.

Speaker 13 (37:20):
Another one, which was so cute.

Speaker 5 (37:24):
Yeah, and he knows a lot.

Speaker 13 (37:25):
About wine and he's just very cultured in that way,
and so he picked a great wine for us, and
she just felt like a real instant connection. A lot
of laughing. There was also so random, but maybe not random.
He's good at planning dates, I guess. But there was
enough band that played. It was a very old school vibes,
and we ordered dessert and that was nice enough for me,
but she literally grabbed my hands and.

Speaker 5 (37:47):
We started dancing.

Speaker 13 (37:48):
Wow because the live music and you know, we had
a sea glass. It was wider graph boys.

Speaker 10 (37:53):
But the wine was.

Speaker 13 (37:53):
Great and the music was great, and it was such
a great night, and I really loved how I felt
when I was with him.

Speaker 1 (37:58):
That's romantic, was like an excellent Do we know he's single?
He said he has a kid, Like.

Speaker 13 (38:05):
I mean, one of the benefits of the Little League,
so to speak, that we're all a part of is
that I definitely have read it with other parents that
he is single.

Speaker 5 (38:15):
Yeah, you know, there was just some gottling gift thing
on that first.

Speaker 13 (38:18):
Date, and I thought, okay, so they're definitely going to
do this again.

Speaker 1 (38:21):
So why do you think?

Speaker 3 (38:23):
I know?

Speaker 13 (38:24):
I mean I thought a lot about it, and really
only like a couple of things.

Speaker 5 (38:28):
I mean, you know, everybody has.

Speaker 13 (38:28):
Their insecurities, Like I definitely I'm like, oh, you know,
maybe he wasn't attracted to me or any of those
things have gone through my head.

Speaker 5 (38:34):
But the big one is, oh, man, I can't believe
I'm saying this on the radio.

Speaker 13 (38:38):
But I reached over and I cut his steak from
him at the SA like I instinctively went to cut
the steak at the steakhouse.

Speaker 1 (38:44):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (38:45):
And I it's just it was just cource of habit, you.

Speaker 13 (38:48):
Know, I have a little one and I when I
pulled back, I was like, oh, sorry, I'm a virgin.

Speaker 8 (38:57):
Was totally a joke.

Speaker 5 (38:59):
I just was like, I have a virgin. Sorry about that,
Like I'm new to this.

Speaker 1 (39:04):
You're a dating version. That's funny.

Speaker 5 (39:08):
You know, Madonna could call me.

Speaker 13 (39:09):
I feel like a virgin again, Like I'm very like
Medis again.

Speaker 1 (39:12):
Yeah. Yeah, I don't know if I would ghost you
over that, you know, yeah.

Speaker 5 (39:17):
Weed it off. I don't think it's ghosting material, but.

Speaker 2 (39:19):
I mean, I hope not. He might have been alarmed
though by somebody reaching over to touch his steak. But
I used to hang out with this couple and she
would cut his stake every single time they went out,
like he wait to eat recently into it, huh.

Speaker 10 (39:32):
It was weird.

Speaker 1 (39:32):
Yeah, Okay, well we'll see if that is the thing.
We'll plas on comeback and then call him and see
if you'll tell us why he's ghosting you. Okay, okay,
so all right, we'll see if we can get you
a second date. And your first date follow up coming
up next. Right in the middle of your first date
follow up and if you're just joining us, Amanda is
on the phone and she's getting ghosted by Kyle. So
we're about to call him and see if he'll tell

(39:54):
us why he's ghosting her and maybe get her a
second date. But first, Amanda, why don't you break down
your date with Kyle more time for us real quick
before we call him.

Speaker 13 (40:02):
Yeah, I met this guy at our kids basketball game.
He took me out for dinner. It was super nice.
It's in a couple of weeks and I texted him.
I literally saw him after the next basketball game and
he like rushed away and it was super weird. So yeah,
we just love to know what happened and what I did.

Speaker 1 (40:17):
Okay, Well, are you ready for us to call him?

Speaker 10 (40:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (40:21):
I guess so all right here we go. Hi, man,
I speak to Kyle. Please, Hey, Kyle, how are you?
This is a radio show. It's called the Jubil Show. Hi, Kyle,
I'm Mina. Hi, I'm Victoria and my name is Jubil.

Speaker 10 (40:43):
How are you okay?

Speaker 1 (40:46):
Not much? Have you ever heard the show before?

Speaker 2 (40:49):
Oh?

Speaker 10 (40:49):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (40:51):
Okay, great. Well, Kyle, we got an email about you
from somebody. That's why we're on the phone. Ok So,
I don't know if you've heard the segment that we
do the first ad follow up, where if you get ghosted,
you can email us and we'll call the person who
ghosted you and ask why they're ghosting.

Speaker 9 (41:09):
Oh wow, Yet it's just about Amanda.

Speaker 1 (41:15):
We talked to Amanda a little bit about your date.
She said that you were very romantic awesome actually yeah wow,
but says that you're not calling her back and she
doesn't know why. Can you tell us? Oh boy, I don't.

Speaker 9 (41:31):
Okay, So our kids play in the same basketball league together.

Speaker 10 (41:37):
I'm sure you know she probably uh right. Yeah, we
went out. It was a lovely time.

Speaker 9 (41:43):
It was really nice, and uh, you know, I just, uh,
I'm looking for something different. I'm a single dad and
I want to have fun and she just uh Andre
she's a great mom, but my kids got a mom
and I kind of just want a girlfriend, and she's uh,
I just noticed she was so been mom mode all
the time. That mean, well, she's really caring, she's really affectionate.

(42:06):
I had a really good time, but uh, she just
can't cut loose. She's very uh well, she was kind
of high strung and well, to be honest, I wound
up going out with one of the other women from
the basketball league.

Speaker 1 (42:20):
Oh hey, that's Amanda. Yeah, she's actually on I don't
know if you remember these or not, but she's on
the phone and wants to talk to you, and obviously
it's curious about.

Speaker 9 (42:30):
Who you are now was Oh yeah, no, I uh,
I forgot Hi.

Speaker 8 (42:40):
Hi wait sorry, So you know I've been better. You're
noticing me because I'm too much of a mom? Is
that like, is that what we're going with here?

Speaker 4 (42:52):
No?

Speaker 5 (42:53):
Look, okay, yeah, no, you're really sweet.

Speaker 9 (42:56):
I just uh, I'm not really dating to find a
partner right now. I'm just dating to have fun. And
you know, I think it's awesome. I think you're you're
a great parent, but I really just need a girlfriend.

Speaker 10 (43:07):
And you know, I'm right he's there.

Speaker 13 (43:11):
I want someone to take shots and you know, forget
their responsibility, forget their kids.

Speaker 5 (43:16):
And yeah, no, that makes killtal sense. I'm like a mom.

Speaker 10 (43:20):
No, no, no, no.

Speaker 9 (43:21):
I I can relax, I can have a good time.
I can be a dad and I can just be
a man. And you know you're just you're a mom,
and that's awesome. But I need a woman who's more
than just you know, just one thing.

Speaker 5 (43:37):
That's so fo Kyle. You're a dad, like I have
to remind you of that you are a dad, you.

Speaker 12 (43:43):
Were a parent.

Speaker 9 (43:45):
Okay, Look, I can go out, I can have fun
with people, and I don't need to.

Speaker 10 (43:49):
Just be a dad all the time.

Speaker 9 (43:51):
I look, sweetheart, I contain multitudes, right a woman who
does that too.

Speaker 2 (43:56):
I don't think you say sweetheart like that and then
say I can be a dad and a man. I mean,
aren't you a dad all the time. You're a mom
all the time if you have children. But I understand
what you mean by being able to separate being a person,
But I don't know that that's really what you're saying.
You're saying you just kind of want somebody reckless. Has
nothing to do with it.

Speaker 10 (44:14):
Oh not reckless.

Speaker 9 (44:16):
I mean what I care about my kids? I think
you know it's not about that. But if I'm going
out with a woman. I I don't want to just
talk about kids them all the time. And I mean,
it was kind of weird to try to cut my
food up for me.

Speaker 5 (44:31):
Who did you go out with? Can you just tell
me that.

Speaker 10 (44:37):
Lisa?

Speaker 13 (44:38):
Sorry, Lisa the twenty two year old referee at the
basketball games.

Speaker 5 (44:43):
She's literally not a Oh it's buried, that makes perfect sense.
I cool.

Speaker 10 (44:49):
I'm yeah, no care.

Speaker 13 (44:54):
So clearly you're just you're a dad who wants to
date somebody who's like basically your daughter.

Speaker 2 (44:59):
Oh oh, Kyle, would you like to go out with
a manday again on a second day?

Speaker 1 (45:05):
We'll pay for it.

Speaker 9 (45:07):
Oh wow, Uh sounds very very tempting. Now you guys,
why don't you guys all go out together? That sounds
like a good time.

Speaker 1 (45:16):
It does.

Speaker 10 (45:17):
Yeah, well, thanks thanks for calling. I appreciate it.

Speaker 5 (45:21):
Yeah, and you have fun being the oldest man at
an EDM show.

Speaker 1 (45:28):
Jule's first Date follow up, No Sign for Nina's was trending.

Speaker 2 (45:31):
Fire festivals in the news again, Brah, are you ready
dig in?

Speaker 5 (45:36):
This time?

Speaker 1 (45:37):
We're talking about fire Festival in a new way though.

Speaker 2 (45:39):
Fire Festival the musical is in the works, so it's
gonna be Yeah, it's a comedy, it's a musical, and
it's all set to be produced by Taiko Ytt and
his wife Rita or dude, why didn't we think of that?

Speaker 1 (45:53):
That is hilarious, so perfect?

Speaker 2 (45:54):
Well, he directed like the last two four movies and
like has done all kinds of hilarious things movies.

Speaker 1 (45:59):
It's yes, yeah, that's impressive.

Speaker 2 (46:01):
I know he was working with Marvel on some stuff.
So anyway, he's hilarious. She's so cute. And they're not
the only producers. There's other people that are involved too,
but they just have this idea to talk about how
it all originally went down in twenty seventeen and bring
it to life. I just I wonder what the music
is going to be, like, like how do you make
this a musical?

Speaker 1 (46:20):
You make it like the high.

Speaker 4 (46:21):
School musical kind of that's kind of the vibe.

Speaker 1 (46:24):
I see it like we almost did it.

Speaker 5 (46:25):
We didn't do it.

Speaker 1 (46:26):
We almost did it, we didn't do it.

Speaker 5 (46:28):
Like it's like.

Speaker 1 (46:31):
We had our chad.

Speaker 2 (46:34):
They're lying everywhere, busy, nice, we got it. But it
does sound hilarious and right now it's just going to
be a play. But I kind of hope that they
make it for like movie movies.

Speaker 1 (46:50):
Yeah, that would be amazing.

Speaker 2 (46:52):
Now, something else that's popping off right now is soft clubbing.
It is a global phenomenon and it's reshaping the way
people social life. Soft clubbing is basically clubbing, but with
coffee jas yes, less alcohol. It is where people are
prioritizing wellness and new ways of connecting. So this has
been happening a lot in Australia and is starting to

(47:13):
move its way around the world. But some of these
parties are during the day where they're just drinking espresso
shots and dancing and talking to people, And yeah.

Speaker 1 (47:23):
I don't like that. I don't like that at all.

Speaker 4 (47:25):
No, No, I want to be drunk and going crazy
in a club, and I mean I feel like that
when you go clubbing, it's like you only see like
people like shaking it and like things getting crazy because
of like the state.

Speaker 1 (47:41):
Everyone can you not have fun sober? Yes I can,
but not it's hard because then you're just like, I mean.

Speaker 2 (47:49):
You can, but if everybody else is sober too, it's
just not fun in the club when you're the only
one sober because everybody's wasted, and then they don't speak English.

Speaker 1 (47:57):
Probably also.

Speaker 6 (48:00):
When you're not sober, that's a dark no one can't anyways,
and you're like whoa and then you'd be like, You're like,
what is going on?

Speaker 1 (48:10):
It's like you're like, let's go. Everyone's jumping and Nancy
to clu graunber butt. I was drunk. I'm sorry, bye bye, whoa?
Whoa your spectacle?

Speaker 2 (48:22):
And if I ask that, okay, okay, Well, I guess
the emphasis on the new ways to connect is really
key here with soft clubbing. Now, I know we will
not be doing that on a much more serious note,
but actually really interesting and it'll be interesting to see
if this moves through other states. But New Mexico is
the first state in the nation to guarantee no cost
universal childcare starting November first.

Speaker 1 (48:45):
It is groundbreaking.

Speaker 2 (48:46):
The initiative will make childcare available to everybody in New Mexico,
regardless of income, and that they're going to be removing
the income income eligibility requirements, care assistance programs. Everybody's going
to be able to have it co payments.

Speaker 1 (48:59):
It's it. What does that like? What does that mean?

Speaker 10 (49:02):
It means?

Speaker 2 (49:03):
I feel like that means that the state is going
to be paying for your childcare, which is like, okay, well,
if you have to work, you're dropping off your kid
of daycare that you're not paying for.

Speaker 1 (49:10):
Oh okay, yeah, I mean it's hard for parents. Man,
it's so expensive. I don't know people are having with
their job because it's actually cheaper for them to quit
their job and stay home to do the daycare than
trying to do daycare and work.

Speaker 2 (49:21):
Well, even if you are doing both, you're budgeting your
meals and you're eating, so you know, it's just it's crazy.
It's so much money. So I don't know, we'll see
how it works in New Mexico. But I think that's awesome.
I think that's something everybody would love to have that
reduce the working age.

Speaker 1 (49:36):
But well, you get hired also, your kid gets hired,
and you can have them do the filing or whatever.
You know, you both make a paycheck. It's straight. Yeah, cool,
it's milk, not a big deal.

Speaker 7 (49:46):
Just you know.

Speaker 1 (49:47):
Again printed again.

Speaker 4 (49:48):
There's always papers that need to be stapled exactly, paper clip, yeah,
put away in a drawer.

Speaker 1 (49:53):
That baby can do it.

Speaker 2 (49:54):
Yeah, baby in my report.

Speaker 3 (50:02):
Right now.

Speaker 1 (50:04):
I want to hold up fat baby. That would be
such a fun office. Right, if you just had fat
baby going around, it's office attire was just shirt. Have
you seen the movie Boss Baby? That's what I'm picking
a little bout baby.

Speaker 2 (50:21):
And then it's actually like, no, that's what's trending.

Speaker 5 (50:26):
Jewbles dirty little secret?

Speaker 1 (50:28):
Hello, hello, hey, you have a dirty little secret.

Speaker 13 (50:33):
I do have a dirty little so I've got a
dirty big secret it.

Speaker 5 (50:39):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (50:39):
Man, So recently found out that my husband's mother is
not his mother.

Speaker 1 (50:48):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (50:48):
Oh yeah, he doesn't know this. His mother is actually
his grandmother.

Speaker 2 (50:55):
Oho, Okay, how did you find that out?

Speaker 3 (50:59):
I found out because I walked into a conversation between
his grandmother and his sister.

Speaker 5 (51:09):
His sister is actually his mother.

Speaker 3 (51:11):
Oh mother is actually his grandmother who he thinks is
his sister is actually his mother.

Speaker 1 (51:19):
Oh do they know that? You know that?

Speaker 10 (51:23):
They know that?

Speaker 5 (51:23):
I know, I mean they know that I may be heard.
Put it that way.

Speaker 3 (51:27):
They got very quiet, very quickly, and very weird. What
I could glean from what I overheard, you know, because
I was like listening before I walked in. Sure I
would too. They were being gray in loud okay, because
they're loud people, and like basically, you know, she had

(51:48):
him very young, his real mother, his sisters, so it
made more sense like for the times and everything, and
I guess the mother just shot her. I don't know
how she handled this, Like he then moved to another
This makes sense actually that they moved to another state
and the reality was just you know that this isn't

(52:09):
We're a family with a big age gap between sister
and baby brother love child, you know. But yeah, okay,
so you hear me. He's very confusing.

Speaker 1 (52:20):
It is confusing, but hear me out.

Speaker 2 (52:22):
You guys could all get very wealthy because what just
sounds like a pitch to like Lifetime or like Hallmark
with a twist, and probably more Lifetime than Hallmark. But
it's very interesting, like you can either go make money
off of it or just take it to your grave
because your husband's.

Speaker 1 (52:39):
Gonna be messed up no matter what. So IM gonna Sarah,
you gonna tell him.

Speaker 3 (52:43):
I mean so though I didn't think of the Lifetime
the movie as an option the.

Speaker 5 (52:48):
Way I thought, I have like two options.

Speaker 3 (52:50):
The thing is his quote mother end quote has always been.

Speaker 5 (52:54):
A you know, a B word to me. So I
one of two options.

Speaker 3 (52:59):
So I can either just drop this, you know, as
a bomb, on Thanksgiving so I never have to sit
through another Thanksgiving again. Or I can blackmail her into
being nicer to me.

Speaker 5 (53:13):
Hey, I can do go to her privately and say, listen,
I know this.

Speaker 3 (53:17):
If you don't want to know this, can you stop
pressuring us about having a baby, because I do not
want a child and he was fine with the fact
that I do not want a child. And by the way,
you should know you've been through an unwanted pregnancy before,
wasn't your own And I know that now, you know,
Like I could do that and like do a secret

(53:38):
blackmail that way he doesn't get hurt and I live
a nicer life with this terrible shrew.

Speaker 2 (53:43):
I guess you do that, But that's kind of selfish.
You should think everybody should cash in a little bit,
especially your husband. I'll say a lifetime like it would
be from his perspective when he finds out, like I
would watch that.

Speaker 1 (53:58):
But I am sorry, that's a lot. That's crazy. Well,
thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.

Speaker 5 (54:03):
Shoot, if you don't you have, I mean, you've given
me something to think about. Thank you.

Speaker 1 (54:11):
What's your dirty little secret?
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