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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This just in. It's the Jewble Show.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Scientists have revealed that there is now too much acid
in our oceans. Okay, and related news, next year's Coachella
will be held in the South Pacific.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
How easy it is to create fake news.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
That's why every single week we bring you the cleverly
named segment Real News or Fake News, where I give
you a news headline that's gone viral this week and
you have to tell me if that's a real news
story or a fake news story that people actually believed.
It's always fun and always a lot harder than you think.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
It is. Fact and real news or fake news is next.
It's the dual show.
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Breaking news right here on The Jewel Show. Doctors in
China are trying to figure out how to get a
woman to stop perpetually climaxing. It's also a response husbands
in America have said, hold our beers. It's real news
or fake news segment where we read you a news
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story that's gone viral this week and you have to
see if you can tell whether it's a real news
story or a fake news story that people actually believed.
It's a lot harder than you think, and it's always fun.
Here's a story that's gone viral that people actually believed.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Is it real or fake?
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Congress releases video of UFO getting hit by a missile
and surviving.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
WHOA wow.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Congress releases video of a UFO getting hit by a
missile and surviving. Congress shared a crazy video of a
UFO supposedly taking a direct hit from a missile and
then surviving it. It happened off the coast of Yeomen
in October of last year. Nobody has seen it publicly
until now when a whistleblower shared it. It shows some
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sort of object moving over the ocean, and it looks
like it's going fast, but it's hard to tell with
the video. Basically the drone that shot the footage was
also going fast, so you can't tell.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Yeah. Anyway, so they don't know hardly what got shot.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
The part that everybody's freaking out about is that it
got hit by a US hellfire missile in the u
UFO didn't explode. A lot of people, including some members
of Congress, are saying it's proof that aliens are here
and they exist. Is that a real news story or
a fake news story that people actually believe?
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Nina, It has to be real, because how much more
proof do we need? We know they exist, it's real.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Huh, Victoria, They were like, watch this back.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
I feel like, honestly, if it tells us anything, it
just means that these aliens have like protective shields, are out.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Their shape chips right right? So real? Yeah, I think
it's real. This is a real news story.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Congress had there another one of those UFO thingies that
they did where they talk about UFOs and UAPs and yeah,
they released footage of a video of a UAP being
hit by a hellfire missile and not exploding.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
What does UAP means? Excuse me? Unidentified approaching UAP? I
don't know. It's a what does it? And now I
have to look it up again.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Are UFOs and UAP is the same thing?
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Yeah? Yeah, they changed it.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
It's unidentified anomalist phenomena.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
That's what they used to call UFOs, got it. Yeah,
they used to call the UFOs. Now they call them UAPs.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Yeah okay, but anyway, it got hit by a hellfire
missile and it didn't explode.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
That's crazy. How did not explode? They have barriers, they
had like protective layer over their ship. I know, that's
why it's real. Why don't we have those?
Speaker 2 (03:23):
A guy named Mick West is of the skeptic and
he kind of he looks at all these videos and
says that they're fake, but he is not convinced that
it's anything special. He pointed out that it didn't really
survive unscathed. It did have some debris that fell from
the impact.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Okay, but that's still though. It flew away and the
debris could have been from the missile hitting it. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
So yeah, here's another story for real news or fake news.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
I'll read you a new story.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
You have to tell me if it's a real news
story or a fake news story that people actually believed.
Supreme Court rules workers can now legally call their boss
names at the word place without having to worry about
being fired that time. Supreme Court rules workers can now
legally call their boss names at the workplace without having
to worry about being fired.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Here's the story.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
A surprising employment ruling has declared that certain insults directed
at bosses, while unprofessional and regrettable, are not grounds for dismissal.
The case was sparked when an office manager was fired
on the spot after calling her boss a d head
during a dispute.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Oh dang girl, she soon.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
And the judge that sided with her, awarding her thirty
thousand dollars in compensation and ruling that such comments made
in the heat of the moment do not constitute gross misconduct.
They're now protected under free speech and they have a
list of things that you can call your boss under
the free speech rule. You can call your sposs a
d head, useless, incompetent, f monkey. No, you can't idiot,
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empathetic without having to worry about any sort of ramification,
So have at it.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
No new story or a fake news that has to
be fake.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
You can't even call any of like your coworkers any
names without getting in trouble. How would you get away
with calling your boss an f monkeys?
Speaker 1 (05:18):
It's fake Victoria, it's real. Yeah, I'm kidding.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
It is a fake news story that people believe, but
it's based on a real story that lawsuit actually happened.
But you can there's no free speech Act for you
just to be able to call your boss any name
you want. I couldn't imagine somebody put that on the
internet for people to believe. And I bet you somebody
out there saw it and went for it the next day,
and probably you're wondering why they got fired.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Would you know what?
Speaker 3 (05:45):
They're a lawyer can probably cite that particular case they
got that check off.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
It's like, here's your next news story for real news
or fake news? A segment where I read you a
new story from the week that's gone viral. You have
to see if it's a real news story or a
fake one that people actually believe. TikTok fuels bizarre breakup
trend dumping partners with a mariachi band. Oh, is that
a real new story or a fake news story? Here's
this story, It's real. What started off as one viral
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TikTok video has turned into the internet's strangest new breakup trend.
People are now hiring full mariachi bands to do the
dirty work of ending relationships. Instead of sending a text
or having the dreaded sit down talk, couples are choosing
to let trumpet's violins deliver the bad news. Somebody said,
I saw the original video and thought it was hilarious
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and also kind of classy. A they use a five
piece band and things with their girlfriend of six months.
I said, it's festive it's final and honestly softens the
blow when there's a guy in a giant sombrero hitting
a high note.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Thank yeah, I got god like it.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
My original video was somebody who caught their husband cheating
and while he was moving out, the mariachi band was
following him around the house, to the U haul everything
else for hours, the Mariaji band.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
That's amazing. Is that a real new story or a
fake news story? I feel like it's real.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
But all I'm picturing in my head right now is
anytime somebody seems a mariachi man coming, they're gonna run like, no.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
It's not me. You can't get me. When you get
served in court, you're like, don't hurt me. Together, Victoria,
that's real. Yeah, that's one hundred percent real.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
It's a great idea. It's a fabulous idea. Especially they
cheated on you just have a mariachi gun following them
around
Speaker 1 (07:23):
The room where