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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I've always lived in apartments.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
I've never had a house, you know.
Speaker 3 (00:02):
I've always had people beneath me and either side of
me and above me. I have new upstairs neighbors that
like just moved in Birdie know their whole schedule. Six am,
they all get together in the living room and they
drop a bowling ball six fifteen the.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
River, dance in the kitchen for a while.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Seven am, they take the couch and just move it
up the hallway for the reason like, let's see how
the catch looks in the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Doesn't fit The same thing.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Happened yesterday and that's weird. Well, I was trying in.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Tomorrow same time everybody. There's a couple that live right
next to me, and their bathroom is right up against
my bedroom. So they wake up at six am and
they argue in their bathroom, but I never hear the words.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Talking.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
So I met him in the elevator. I was like, hey, hey,
guys doing we all have problems with our neighbors from
time to time. And we got an email from one
of our listeners who is having a huge problem with
his neighbor that's been doing something really weird and also illegal.
Oh and he wants to confront them on the show. Great,
(01:13):
so you'll hear what's going on and get in on
the neighbor drama right after this. Have you ever had
a problem with a neighbor? It's Edele show. You know
how it is. You live next door to someone and
every once in a while you might have a little issue,
like maybe they play their music too loud, or you
don't like how they shoot fire works off in your
backyard on Tuesday nights because everybody knows Tuesday night is
fireworks night. No, or maybe you're tired of them knocking
(01:35):
on your door at three am because they woke up
from a nightmare and they want you to give them
a Benki also shout out to my neighbors last night'
think he was fire thank you? Oh wow. But sometimes
people do have huge issues with their neighbors and how
do you deal with it? You have a conversation with
them or do you do fun little pranks like planning
a bunch of drugs in their mailbox and then calling
the cops. Sometimes also shout out to my neighbors, I'll
(01:56):
see you guys at fifteen to twentys some good behavior. Wow,
anyway one of our listeners is having a huge problem
with their neighbor. They're doing something strange and illegal, and
they actually want to confront them on the show. But
first we've got to find out what it is. Aj,
what's going on?
Speaker 1 (02:09):
I need your help?
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Okay, what's going on with your neighbor? Why do you
need to confront them?
Speaker 1 (02:14):
I'm extremely pissed off. So for the past few weeks,
my packages have gone missing in front of my house.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
Like anytime I'd have a delivery, there would be a
notification telling me that it arrived, and then I would
look in front of my house and nothing's there.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Right, it happened multiple weeks.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
It's not just Amazon, it's all different types of deliveries, right.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
So anything you've had delivered to your house in the
last few weeks has gone missing exactly.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
And then just last week was the last straw because
I went out the other day I had put my
trash cans out and now they have gone missing.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
I don't know where they are.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
So well, somebody trolling you, and it's just like, what
the deal? Any packages you've got and your trash cans
are missing?
Speaker 4 (02:53):
Yeah, yeah, it's like nothing can be in front of
my house. At all, So I'm worried about my car
at this point, camera after the trash, chance to see
what was going on and set up a delivery, and
next thing I know, I see my neighbor just walking
in front of the camera and taking the package.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
And going your neighbor, really, Yeah, my neighbor.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
And and I got her own video doing it too.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Door neighbor.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
Yeah, she's my next door neighbor, my next door neighbor
for a couple of years, and I've never did this
issue hasn't happened before. I don't know why she's doing this. Nothing,
she didn't do anything.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Did you go look for your trash cans at her house?
Speaker 4 (03:37):
Yeah, they're in her backyard. I look and they're just
right there in her backyard, right hands of each I
don't know.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Exactly.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
She's your neighbor that you've never talked to, has been
stealing your Amazon packages and your trash cans.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
Yeah, No, I was cordial to her. I haven't done
anything to her. I would wave high when I would
see her, and she used to wave back. But you
know now she doesn't.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Why.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
You have no idea why she's been stealing your stuff?
Speaker 4 (04:11):
No, I have no clue why she's been stealing my
stuff and I need help catching her.
Speaker 5 (04:15):
You've had to have done something.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
I'm telling you, I haven't done anything to this girl.
I don't know why she's stealing my.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Stuff or she's broke and she's selling it on eBay
what I don't know.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
I want to call her out on it, but I
don't want to confront her. I don't want to go
over there. So I was hopeful that you guys could
just help me out with this.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Okay, Okay, you want what do you want to do?
Speaker 1 (04:37):
And can we call her get her to admit it
and just say why at least she's doing this?
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Sure, okay, sure you want to do it on Monday.
We don't have time right now to do it right now,
but on Monday at the same time, you can call
her and ask her why she's been stealing your packages
in your trash cans. It's going to be an interesting conversation,
you know.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
I I would like that because I don't feel CRUMFTB
just going over to her house at this point.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
She seems a little bit out there.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Yeah, all right, on Monday at the same time, then
we'll have you call your neighbor and ask her why
she's been stealing your Amazon packages and your trash cans,
and see if you can get them back.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
I guess trash great. Yeah, no, I appreciate that. Guys. Man,
the trash can thing is just it's so weird to me.
You know you have a trash can?
Speaker 6 (05:26):
That all right?
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Well we'll figure it out for you on Monday.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Okay, but you know I'll make sure not to order anything.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (05:34):
Yeah, it's another Jewbile phone frame Day Mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Hello, Yeah, what's up.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
This is mister Donk. I'm calling from middle school. I
was looking for Chelsea Noah's mom.
Speaker 7 (05:53):
I'm sorry, what was your name again?
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (05:56):
It is mister Donk calling from middle school about your
son Noah.
Speaker 7 (06:05):
Is he okay?
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Well yeah, I mean he's actually seems great. But like
the reason I'm calling is because like there is a
bit of an issue, and like figured I call you
before like get anybody else involved, because maybe you know
how to calm him down, because he's just like eating
stuff all over.
Speaker 8 (06:28):
I'm sorry, he's what he's like.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
He's yeah, Like I'm inside a classroom right now, so
I'm a substituted teacher, and I'm substituting this week for
his science class, and like we're doing a little bit
of a chemistry experiment today and apparently like that really
affect him. So he's like he's eating everything, Like he's
eating the stools, he's eating his bag out of the room,
he's eating a couple of other kids bags out of
(06:53):
the room. So like he won't stop eating stuff. And
like I've tried tell him, like, bro, you need to
chill out. Like I know you had a lot of
pre workout, but you like need to chell kind of
like use out us for push ups or something else,
you know what I mean. But he's just like eating stuff,
and like I don't want to assume as the principle
because like wait a minute.
Speaker 7 (07:10):
Wait excuse me, hold on your eating eating.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Or eating yating?
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Yeah, like he's just yeating everything, you know what I mean.
Like the cool thing is like is like he like
he can lift a lot.
Speaker 7 (07:23):
You mean, mister, mister bronk, what do you say? I
don't understand what you're saying.
Speaker 5 (07:28):
Is my son?
Speaker 7 (07:28):
Okay, is he there with you now?
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Well, like he's in the closetroom right now. But he's
like still eating stuff around like I can see it
through the windows.
Speaker 8 (07:36):
Sorry, what is needing me?
Speaker 7 (07:38):
Maybe I'm not slaying with the kids what they say,
but I don't understand what that means.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
It means he's like tossing stuff, you know what I mean,
Like he eated his backpack like out of the out
of the classroom, but like fifty yards around. Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 7 (07:53):
Did you say pre workout drinks or something?
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Yeah, that's what I was saying. Like he's a calm
dude because like I've been substituting for a couple of day.
Is like, you know, he's pretty chill. Well, like you
put some C four pre workout in that dude, and
he's like a beast, like he's eating everything. I don't
want to get you in trouble, but.
Speaker 7 (08:09):
My son is in sixth grade. He doesn't take pre
work out drinks.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
He's right. Yeah, so like.
Speaker 7 (08:15):
Taking the sea whatever it is that you say.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Well, if he was cool like after the C four
you know, but.
Speaker 8 (08:21):
Like on talking about what is C four? My son
is in sixth grade. You're talking about someone who sounds
like they're like a bodybuilding dude.
Speaker 7 (08:31):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (08:33):
So like, I'm substituting for the science class.
Speaker 7 (08:36):
I already said that like three times. I get it.
Your name is mister Bronk or something. You're teacher, and
you're telling me that my.
Speaker 8 (08:43):
Child is throwing things around the classroom.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
So like, okay, so was chemistry today? And I like
you said.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
You already said that.
Speaker 7 (08:55):
You're so confusing. You already said that, stop repeating yourself.
Is my son okay?
Speaker 8 (08:59):
And who is giving him some Do you give my
son some chemical drink or something?
Speaker 7 (09:06):
Give him like stads? Do you sound like a weird meathead?
Speaker 5 (09:09):
Dude?
Speaker 6 (09:09):
What is going on?
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Chemistry experiment? I was showing the kids how like different
pre workouts can interact with the body, you know, so
I was like having them trial.
Speaker 8 (09:19):
You're kidding me right now? Did you don't give my
son some sort of chemical drink?
Speaker 9 (09:25):
No?
Speaker 7 (09:27):
Then what is going on?
Speaker 8 (09:28):
I'm going to march down there right now and talk
to the principal and get your fired because you are
causing me to be very freaked out right now.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Okay, so no chemicals right, Just see four pre workout
mister hyde nitro x total War, which is a good one.
I liked that one a lot and then it was
like after the woke.
Speaker 8 (09:50):
Af Now you're telling me you're giving our kids some
sort of chemical without parental permission.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Job like I did it in the name of Skiance.
You know what I'm saying, in the.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Name of Europe.
Speaker 8 (10:02):
Idiot, you idiot. I'm gonna end up on you right now,
and I'm going to march down to that school and
I'm gonna teach you how to.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Be a normal human being.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Clear, Chelsea, this is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show
doing a phone prank on you and your husband. Rose
set you up right a sudden in sixth grade. I
just want to meet a mess with you.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
I was freaking out.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Don't worry, he's not eating everything or had any pre
work out.
Speaker 5 (10:39):
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(11:01):
Now it's time for neitos. What's trending wellness?
Speaker 9 (11:03):
Everything is trending, but this specific thing is called ear seating.
Ear Seating is a new practice from traditional Chinese medicine
that helps your mental health. It helps reduce pain, it
can even help with your allergies. So I wrought this
up because there are two people in this room that
have been suffering great. Yeah, that's with their allergies. So
(11:24):
ear seating is when you put a little accessory on
your ear. They like almost tape it there. It's like
a little not a jewel, but it kind of looks
like a little like a bead. And so because it's there,
the actual thing is called our acular therapy.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
They actually don't ask me to say that.
Speaker 9 (11:41):
It's really hard, but it's something that they've been practicing
in Chinese medicine for a while. So ear seating is
now trending though, and it's making its moves all around
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Speaker 9 (12:11):
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Speaker 2 (12:16):
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by just putting a little ceramic bead with an eesef
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Speaker 2 (12:26):
That's cute and makes you feel good also in your ear.
Speaker 9 (12:29):
Now, the type of friend, we all have different types
of friends, but the air and friend is having its moment.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
You know that one.
Speaker 9 (12:35):
Friend that you don't have to like do anything with
other than like go to target or get coffee, Like
you don't have to get drinks. You have some friends
or is your party friends. Yeah, and then you have
some friends that you can actually go on errands with
and it's fun and it doesn't feel like a chore.
That type of friend is having its moment. If you
are that friend. It is your time you stand up
and say I am that air and friend. You want
to go get groceries, I'll come with you to get
(12:56):
that apple, and then you are the best friend. That's
what people want right now. They want people that can
genuinely enjoy their company while doing things they don't want
to do. You should always have enfolding lawn friends like that.
You should, I know, right, it seems like it's kind
of common sense. But I don't feel like I've always
had those kind of friends really, because my friends always
wanted to turn up.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Now finally, but they're like.
Speaker 5 (13:16):
Your real friends. They'll want to like turn up, but
also they'll want to do other stuff with you.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
No, they'll say that's boring. Yeah, I guess I'm not
that friend. Because someone's like, Hey, I'm gonna you want
to come over while I fold laundry and be like
just call me after the laundry. There's no one you
want to go come over after you're done with that.
I know I'm chores right now. I don't want to
sit here awkwardly while you do your choress Why.
Speaker 9 (13:36):
They do their chores, but like you're like hang out
with them kind of also age because I feel that
way too, do I don't really want to be there
for that.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Tell me after you're not busy?
Speaker 5 (13:46):
Why is just sit with them?
Speaker 9 (13:48):
I feel like you want to come over while I
get a shower and do my hair and then we
can go. No, just tell me when you're done, I'm
saying out with them, I'll.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
Say I have laundry I need to fold. I guess
I could do that while you're doing yours over here.
Speaker 5 (13:58):
Oh, I mean you can just talk and call and
put it on say on the phone.
Speaker 9 (14:02):
What we've learned here is Victoria is the air friend.
That friend, you're the friend. Man.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
This is your moment. I got you for everything. That's
what's trending. First Date follow Up powered by the Advocates
Injury Attorneys online at adjocuslaw dot com. Diego is on
the phone today for a first date follow up and
he's getting ghosted by a woman named Samantha. So in
a few minutes we'll call her and see if she's
tell us why she's ghosting him, and maybe get him
a second date. But first, Diego, how long has it
(14:29):
been since you heard from Samantha.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
It's been a minute, you know, it's been like, uh
like over a week right now, and uh yeah, it's
just weird.
Speaker 9 (14:38):
So have you been trying to get a hold of
her or how did you guys leave it after the date?
Speaker 1 (14:44):
You know, let me just give you a full story.
So basically, like I met her online and we were
texting each other. It's we had like a really good
like sort of vibes going, and actually we figured our
first date would be at like like a pottery class
and it was great. Even when I picked her up
to go to a pottery class, she was like roasting
(15:05):
me about my playlist in my car and it was
just it was a flirty in a way too. It
was It's really it was really cool and you know
it was it was fun. You know, it was a
good feeling. And uh yeah, So we did a poverty
class thing. It was messy, creative, kind of romantic in
like a ghost way. You've ever seen that movie Ghost
with Patrick Swathy and Whoopie Goldberg and annymore So. All right,
(15:28):
long story short, I kept over spinning my wheel and
splattering clay everywhere, and I think that's why she uh
ghosted me, because it even even spilt on another couple
next to us. Which was kind of you know, so Pa, you.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Know you think maybe she's ghosting you because you were
like messy with your pottery.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
Yeah yeah, I was splashing everywhere.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
Yeah. Does she seem bothered by it?
Speaker 1 (15:59):
I mean I just felt like she was. I think
we still had sparks. She was like laughing and like
she was even snorting. It was like, you know, I know,
we were it was it was it was pretty I
thought it was pretty funny. But then I don't know,
you know what I'm saying, like she's she was even
joking about me and about like our Frankenstein bols. And
at the end she hugged me, said goodbye, and like
(16:20):
he would, Clay still on my face, She's still, you know,
give me a kissing the cheek, you know, Okay, I'll
tell you this. I left thinking like this is definitely
someone I could actually vibe with long term. So it's
kind of brutal with the radio silence, you.
Speaker 9 (16:38):
Know, totally did the people that you were getting Clay
all over gap set? Was there like an altercation or
it was just random Clay flying. I'm just trying to understand,
like at what point maybe she was like rubbed wrong.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
I don't know. I mean, like everyone was like kind
of cool about it though, but you never know, you
know what I mean. I mean, she definitely was like
joking about it, so I don't know if it was
just sort of like a defense mechanism him, So I
don't know. I mean, I was really into her humor.
I liked how she was like making fun of me,
and like she's also self deprecating too, Like we definitely
lively the same type of like humor. So you know,
(17:13):
I still want to like lose that to see.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
You know, what, did she say anything like she wanted
to go out again.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
Yeah, we're like, yeah, let's keep in touch, you know,
like but it seemed genuine, not like yeah, we'll keep
in touch, but not you know, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
I feel like being bad at pottery is kind of
a weird reason to go somebody. But maybe she's a
pottery snob.
Speaker 9 (17:34):
I don't know, maybe it's an excuse, which is also
not helpful for you.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
I'm really sorry. We'll see if we can figure it
out for you. Right, We'll play a song come back,
and then call her and see if she'll tell us
why she's ghosting you and maybe get you a second date.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Okay, all right, sounds good. Thank you.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
We'll get your first day follow up next if you're
just joining us for today's first date follow up. Diego
is on the phone and he's getting ghosted by Samantha.
So we're about to call her and see if she'll
tell us why she's got singing him and maybe get
him another date. But first, Diego, why don't you break
down your date for us again?
Speaker 1 (18:05):
Real quick? Yeah? So, basically met her online. We had
great vibes, and we went to a pottery class. Things
got a little messy, and I'm just trying to hear
back from her. Hopefully I didn't make a total myself.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
I hope you didn't say that. Yeah, all right, you
ready for us to call her?
Speaker 1 (18:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (18:26):
Okay, here we go. Hello, Hi mesk Disamantha. Please speaking?
Hey Samantha, how are you? This is a radio show.
It's called the Jebel Show. Hi, Samantha. I'm Nina. Hi,
(18:46):
I'm Victoria and my name is Jebel. What's up?
Speaker 10 (18:50):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (18:53):
Not much? Have you ever listened to the show before.
Speaker 10 (18:56):
I've heard of you, guys, but I don't really listen
to radio about.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
My That's okay, Okay, well, thank you for hearing of us. Yeah,
that's good. We're calling you today because we got an
email about you.
Speaker 10 (19:09):
Oh you did.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Yeah. We do a segment on the show and it's
called the first Day follow Up. That's where if you
go out on a date with somebody and then you
end up ghosting them, that person can email us to
ask why you're ghosting. So do you have any idea
who would email? Yeah?
Speaker 10 (19:28):
I might have a slight idea.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
Okay, who is that? Who do you think it is?
Speaker 10 (19:34):
Are you calling about Diego?
Speaker 2 (19:36):
Yes? It is Diego And we talked to Diego. He
told us a little bit about your date and he
really liked you, and he's wondering why you're ghosting.
Speaker 11 (19:44):
Hi.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
Would you mind telling us boss this on the radio?
Speaker 10 (19:53):
Okay? I mean I really didn't expect to like talk
about this like publicly, like on the radio, like this
is kind of great crazy Okay, So honestly, guys, gosh,
this is so weird. Uh No, he's great. He's great.
We had a great time. We went to a pottery class.
It was really really fun. But he just he's just
(20:19):
not like the guy for me. Let me just say that.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
But did something happen or is it just a vibe
you're getting.
Speaker 10 (20:26):
He has them mannerisms that are just not like I
don't know if I can really deal with that. Yeah,
like I don't want to be rude. Is so sorry,
I don't want to be rude.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
Well, you know, like we told him that we would
tell him whatever you told us, and he's prepared to
hear whatever.
Speaker 10 (20:45):
Okay, okay in the nicest way possible. We like went
to dinner and the way he was drinking his soda,
he was like slurping with the straw like he was
auditioning for a kazoo band. I don't know how I
could ever recover from that. It was so I was
like had secondhand embarrassment. It was so loud, like everyone
(21:06):
in the restaurant was turning around to look and yeah,
it was that bad. Like it was so loud, and
it wasn't just one time, it was like over and
over and.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
They just gave you, like the ach. It was a
turn off.
Speaker 10 (21:21):
It gave me, yes completely, it gave me the ick,
and I just, yeah, I don't think I could do that.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
Do you think he does that all the time?
Speaker 9 (21:28):
I guess I could find out, But if he does
that all the time or just when you drink soda?
Speaker 10 (21:32):
Oh, I don't know. I assume anytime he drinks through
a straw, Like did you never learn how to drink
out of a straw? Like growing up? Like? What is
going on here?
Speaker 2 (21:42):
Well, Samantha, just to let you know, Diego is on
the phone and wants to talk to you.
Speaker 10 (21:48):
Uh oh was he like listening to that?
Speaker 1 (21:55):
Yeah? You afterwards?
Speaker 10 (21:58):
So I'm so sorry. I was so dude.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
I'm just saying, let me wait, you ghosted me because
I sip too hard on a straw. That's like, yeah,
that's ridiculous.
Speaker 10 (22:12):
Yeah right, the sound is burned into my brain like
people were turning around. Did you not notice like everyone
turning around me, like who brought the human espresso machine?
It wasn't once, it was like every sip like surrounding
like it was I was the nearest.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
Oh my god, I was. I was thirsty? Okay, Like
you handed me spicy noodles. What did you expect?
Speaker 10 (22:39):
No, A drink water like a normal person, not like
a one man tuba section.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
Oh wow, wow, I guess I'll guess I'll start hydrating
in silence from now on.
Speaker 10 (22:51):
You want to be honest, So.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
You'd seriously not date me because of the way I
dream from straw.
Speaker 10 (23:01):
Yeah, like I just can't unhear and unsee and like
undo the it that gave me. I'm really really sorry.
It's not your fault, but I mean maybe, but.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
How many times would I be drinking from a straw?
That's like a rare curtains. It's not like I drink
from a straw every day.
Speaker 10 (23:17):
Yeah, that's true. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
Fine, I'll never touch a straw again. I swear I'll
just drink a cupped hands if I have to. Whatever.
Speaker 10 (23:27):
Oh you don't, okay, But it's not just that, like
any time you would be drinking any like whatever, I
would just be thinking about this straw incident.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
A straw incident. Oh my god, you named something. You
named it the straw incident. It was that bad.
Speaker 10 (23:45):
It was that bad, burned into my brain. And then
afterwards I changed your name in my phone to strawboy.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
Oh, Samantha, would you like another day with strawboy? We'll
pay for it, you know, Diego.
Speaker 10 (23:58):
I'm sure there's someone else out there who is a
good match for your straw drinking habit. It's not me unfortunately.
I'm so sorry. I did have a good time with you,
but there's someone better for you out there.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
I mean, can I mean, are you just like I mean,
we had a good time. Could you just give me
another thought, Like, I mean, I didn't know that I
sip that straw that back. I'll try to I'll make
sure I don't drink straws that crazy again, or I
won't even touch a straw as long as I'm like
seeing you. How about that? Like, And I know it's
(24:34):
you know, it's ingraining your head as the straw incident,
but honestly, like I'm hoping you thought about the other
incidents was like, oh, you know, the fun times we
had incident, the pottery incident, you know, like the car
playlist incident. Like I'm hoping you think about like the
positive vibes we had in each other and not just
that one weird moment, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 10 (24:57):
I mean, that was well, well, okay, okay, okay, fine,
I will go out with you one more time just
to see only because you sound desperate enough to be entertaining. Wow,
no chorus, but it's going to take a lot of convincing.
(25:17):
I'll do it.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
Oh my god, thank you sim Sam. I really appreciate it.
Like I'll even go on YouTube and like watch tutorials
on how to drink a straw properly.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
Wow, that exists. It must get good. This tongue whoa.
Speaker 5 (25:36):
Ju will first default up.
Speaker 11 (25:38):
What you just said is one of the most insanely
idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point in your rambling,
incoherent response were you even close to anything that could
be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is
now dumber for having listened to it. I award you
no points and may God have mercy on yourself.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
Almost time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria.
Your chance to take gone Victoria Romeiras in a game
of trivia for Washington State Fair tickets. So call us
up right now. If you think you have what it
takes eight eight eight three four three one o six
one eight eight eight three four three one o six one.
You can also d m us at the Jubil Show
or go to the jubilshow dot com. You don't want
(26:20):
to play.
Speaker 5 (26:21):
You didn't say it like you usually do.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
What do you mean like you said?
Speaker 5 (26:23):
If you think you have what it takes to play.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
Yeah, that was just like it.
Speaker 5 (26:27):
No, you didn't give it like you didn't.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
Get an find it not enough MP for what's the words?
You just want to build up? You got enough? Oomph? Yeah?
Can you oomp Victoria?
Speaker 8 (26:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (26:38):
You think you can? Oh, I think you can? Know Victoria.
Speaker 5 (26:47):
Up right?
Speaker 2 (26:47):
Now plays Victoria next. It's the Jewbil Show.
Speaker 5 (26:50):
Don't call me stupid?
Speaker 2 (26:52):
All right? To call you stupid would be an insult
to stupid people. I've worn dresses with high right ques.
Speaker 8 (26:58):
But you think you're an intellectional Well, don't you wait.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game. You versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game
of trivia for Washington State Fair tickets. And let's meet
today's contestant for you verus Victoria. Lacey. Hey Lacey, and
know what are you thinking? You ready to go?
Speaker 10 (27:18):
Yeah, I'm hoping I have what it takes.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
Yeah, hope we have them, Victoria.
Speaker 10 (27:26):
I'm trying to get that.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
We're gonna send Victoria out of the studio. And while
she's leaving, Lacey, the game is played like this. You
have thirty seconds answer as many questions as possible. If
you don't know one, just say pass and Victoria has
to beat you outright to win. Okay, all right, all right,
here we go, Lacey. Your time starts now.
Speaker 9 (27:48):
The mass of the earth is mostly made up of
two elements. What are they?
Speaker 10 (27:53):
Oh my gosh, which country's population is the shortest on average? China?
Speaker 9 (28:04):
What are knockoff of La boo boos called? What is
the approximate lifespan of a human red blood cell?
Speaker 1 (28:18):
Eighty years?
Speaker 2 (28:20):
Okay, got that, And we'll bring Victoria back into the studio.
And while she's getting settled and putting on her headphones
on and stuff, here's a question for you, Natalie. What
do you think should absolutely not be sold at Costco
and bulk?
Speaker 1 (28:33):
Ooh, oh my goodness.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
That is hard, Like, why wouldn't you want it in bulk?
Speaker 10 (28:40):
I know everything is great at Costco?
Speaker 2 (28:42):
Rats what that would be awful? Any pet? Really? So
if you want to if you wanted a dog but
you got it at Costco and it was like a
palette of dogs, Actually I love that, but then you'd
have like fifty dogs. All right, Victoria, what is one
thing you should think should not be sold at Costco?
Speaker 5 (29:03):
In bulk Ooh, I think what should not be?
Speaker 2 (29:08):
Oh, Lacy, I apologize. I call you Natalie, so I
gotta go to my beat. Your name is lazy and
I don't know why I did that, but anyway, Oh right,
Natalie number two? Denise, Victoria, Okay, Victoria, Yeah, Denise? Should
we call Victoria's Denise? The rest of the name. Her
name is Denise. She's not Lacey or Natalie. Your name's
not Lacey. No, oh, it says Lacey on my phone. Screamer, Sorry, Denise.
(29:34):
All right, Denise, Well, hey, you know what, we don't
know how to keep names straight on the pop show.
All right, Victoria, here we go thirty seconds. Answers many
questions as possible. If you don't, no one, just say
pass and Jasmine can tell you when to go. Jasmine,
(29:54):
whenever you're ready, tell Berkeley when to go.
Speaker 10 (30:02):
Ready to go.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
The mass of the earth is mostly made up of
two elements. What are they?
Speaker 5 (30:08):
Land and water?
Speaker 9 (30:10):
Which country's population is the shortest on average?
Speaker 10 (30:13):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (30:14):
What's the smallest country? Alaska?
Speaker 1 (30:16):
Wait?
Speaker 6 (30:17):
Wait, wait, you probably want to keep going.
Speaker 2 (30:27):
What are knockoff of La Boo Boo's called? Do you
hate this?
Speaker 10 (30:32):
Look?
Speaker 2 (30:36):
You sure don't. Let's sit it over to the scoreboard
and see how you guys did with our social media.
Speaker 6 (30:42):
Gabby Victoria's streaking when streaking because she got one correct.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
And congratulations Denise Victoria, sorry about that. Also, couldn't keep
your name straight. That was a tough game all around.
These are hard questions. Nobody's dumb. These are just hard.
Victoria is also just lucky you get Washington State Fair
tickets just for playing too.
Speaker 10 (31:07):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
Yeah, let's get the answers now with Nina.
Speaker 9 (31:10):
The mass of the Earth is mostly made up of
oxygen and iron. Oxygen thirty percent and iron thirty two percent,
water seventy percent the land.
Speaker 2 (31:20):
The country with the shortest.
Speaker 9 (31:22):
People on average is to more or lesser East Tmoor.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
The average height of them is five to one.
Speaker 5 (31:28):
I didn't mean to say Alaska to so we're all clear.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
What is not a country?
Speaker 9 (31:33):
And the knockoff of la boo boos are called leff
of those.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
You got that one right now.
Speaker 9 (31:38):
The approximate live span of a human red blood cell
is actually one hundred and twenty days.
Speaker 5 (31:42):
I'm gonna get seventy years.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
Denise, thank you for playing. Thank you. Play verse, Victoria.
The same time every single weekday morning. Remember if you
want to play just dm us at the Jubile Show
or go to the jubilshow dot com.
Speaker 5 (31:54):
It's time to Catch a Cheeter Only on.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
The Jubile Show. Ryan is on the phone today for
it to Catch a Cheater, and he thinks that his
girlfriend of a year named Bella might be messing around.
So in a few minutes, we're gonna call her and
see if we can catch her if she is. But first, Ryan,
thanks for coming on the show. Sorry it has to
be this way. Why do you think Bella might be cheating?
She's just there's been a shift in like her behavior is.
(32:19):
She's not act in the same way. She's canceling plans.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
We moved in together like a month ago, and it's yeah,
it's been like the past couple of weeks since then
and it's been off.
Speaker 2 (32:31):
So but do you see her at home?
Speaker 12 (32:33):
I do, yeah, but you know, I mean with our
work schedule and everything, you know, it's sometimes like we're
just kind of like we eat, you know, your bed,
and then she's a little she's even a little distant,
you know, she's like, oh, this's just watch a show
and we don't really talk, so.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
You feel disconnected.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
Yeah, so really just yeah, very disconnected.
Speaker 12 (32:51):
Yeah, And I mean we we work together, we work
in the same for the same company, and that's you know,
that's how we met and that's how you know, we
had this connection and that that connection.
Speaker 1 (33:02):
That with you know, this last month is just kind
of deteriorated.
Speaker 2 (33:06):
Have you brought it up to her? What does she say?
Speaker 1 (33:09):
I've tried to, but it's just just being really cagy,
you know.
Speaker 12 (33:12):
And the biggest thing is that I found this random
key on the floor in our bedroom. Okay, so when
I answer about it, she just said it was you know,
probably one of like our friends that left it there.
And I'm like, why none of our friends have been
in our bedroom?
Speaker 1 (33:31):
Why would they go on up that? That's weird, Like
that doesn't it just doesn't.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
Add up like a regular key, like a key to
a door.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
Well, yes, like a key to a door, and it
does not work on any of our doors.
Speaker 2 (33:42):
Did you try? That's smart?
Speaker 1 (33:49):
Imagine want to bring up and be a crazy person
because everything that's been smooth. So it's just recently so
it's only like a night in my head, you know,
am I just reading it? And it's not there.
Speaker 2 (33:59):
So she said she didn't know where the key came
from or like she didn't recognize it or anything.
Speaker 1 (34:04):
She didn't recognize it. She thinks it's one of our
friends not adding up.
Speaker 9 (34:09):
Is she training, like aside from you know, blowing you
off because whatever work or something like is she cuddling
with you?
Speaker 10 (34:18):
No?
Speaker 1 (34:19):
I mean I try, and she kind of it seems hesitant,
and then she gets you know, I mean, we get there,
but like it's just hesitant. Like another thing is she's
asking for a lot of alone time. And you know,
I mean the whole point of us moving in together
was so that we could have more time together, because
there was you know, the whole thing of like you know,
we live, we live, we're living in different places like
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commute time.
Speaker 12 (34:41):
Are you going to stay at mine? I'm going to
stay at yours? And now we have this place together,
and it's like, great, We're gonna have all this time together.
But then she's like, oh, I want to go. I'm
going to go hang out with some friends. I just
need to meet time. I felt like, because we had
been together for a year, if that had been enough
time for us to like, okay, like this is going
some where? Do we see a future? I see a
(35:01):
future like you know, we we like, we clearly like
each other, we clearly love each other. And so moving
in together isn't like jumping the gun and moving too fast,
because I.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
Mean that happens, that's happened to me. But it didn't
feel like that. But now I'm like, what if I
I thought I was doing anything right, I stopped.
Speaker 12 (35:20):
You know, we had green flags, and I got this
big red flag of like everything is changed, and that we.
Speaker 1 (35:23):
Moved in together. Maybe she's just getting cold. See it's
weird though.
Speaker 9 (35:27):
So whatever it is, it must have happened in the
last month because she agreed to move in with you exactly.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
Yeah, we were looking for a Partmanson, like you know,
the normal thing in you know, it takes you know,
it took a few months. So this wasn't like, yeah,
we just jumped in cold Turkey.
Speaker 2 (35:42):
Okay, well you already told us what a grocery store
she's a Rewards card member at. So we'll play a
song come back and then call her and pretend to
be from the grocery store and say that every single month,
we choose one lucky Rewards Card member who gets a
free gift from us, and it's flowers delivered from our
four old department, and we'll see if she sends those
see you or to somebody else. Okay, okay, all right?
To Catch a Cheater is next right in the middle
(36:04):
of the Catch Acheater And if you're just joining us,
Ryan is on the phone and he thinks that his
girlfriend of one year named Bella might be cheating. So
we're about to call her from the grocery store that
she's a rewards member at and say that every single month,
we choose one lucky rewards member who gets a free
gift from us, and it's free flowers delivered from our
floral department, and we'll see if she sends those to
her boyfriend Ryan or to somebody else. But before we
(36:25):
did that, Ryan, why don't you tell us about your
situation again?
Speaker 1 (36:27):
Real quick? Yeah.
Speaker 12 (36:28):
So, you know, Bill and I we moved in together
a month ago now, and everything leading up to that
was great.
Speaker 1 (36:36):
It was I mean, you know.
Speaker 12 (36:37):
Smooth, sailing, green plans. The relationship is going great. But
then like a couple of weeks ago, everything is shifted.
Her how she interacts with me, how she is when.
Speaker 1 (36:49):
She's around me.
Speaker 12 (36:50):
She's she's always asking for like me time, you know,
and seeming distant. And then I find this random key
that doesn't work in any of our doors of our
new place. And I asked her about it and she
gets cagy and she's like, doesn't.
Speaker 1 (37:07):
Know about it. I think that one of our friends
must have dropped it because we had like a you know,
a housewarming party. It just doesn't make sense that any
of our friend would be because it was in our bedroom.
So I'm just trying to make sense at all.
Speaker 2 (37:21):
All right, are you ready for us to call her?
Speaker 1 (37:23):
Let's do it.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
Okay, here we go. Well, Hi, this is Corbett calling
from I was looking for our Rewards card member named Development. Yeah,
since she Hi, Bella, Please don't hang up. This is
(37:45):
not a marketing phone call. I'm actually calling to say
congratulations here, this must be Winner, thank you so much
for shopping with us. Oh maybe you don't know. Every
single month we choose one lucky Rewards member who gets
a free gift from us, and this month it's flowers
livered from our floral department, absolutely free to anybody that
you want within the fifty United States. You've just won
thirty six long stim red roses, a box of candy
(38:06):
or chocolate, and a card to be delivered anywhere you want.
Speaker 10 (38:09):
Oh wow, that's crazy.
Speaker 4 (38:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (38:12):
Is there anywhere to do like a like a gift
card or something else in the flowers?
Speaker 2 (38:17):
I think we can do that. We'll give me be
a little more specific with that. Maybe I can.
Speaker 10 (38:22):
I'm going to give a true guy and I know
he doesn't really care for flowers.
Speaker 2 (38:26):
Oh yeah, okay, yes, we can do a gift card
in that instance. I have had that happen before. But
I can do a two hundred dollars gift card. That's
that's for those great okay, and we'll send that along.
And also, you know, you can put a card on it.
All I would need would be the first and last
name of the person, anything you want to put on
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a card with it, and then the address and will
should be good to go and you'll get confirmation on
all of this and it's all free and you just
want to get from us.
Speaker 10 (38:53):
Okay, Well his name is Caleb.
Speaker 2 (38:57):
Okay, got that? And did you want anything on the card?
Speaker 10 (39:01):
Yeah? I kind of put some doors open for a reason.
Thanks for helping me find the right one.
Speaker 2 (39:08):
Thank you very much. And now I'll let you know
that this is not a grocery store. Actually, this is
a radio show. It's called The Jewble Show.
Speaker 1 (39:16):
Okay, what's going on? What the hell?
Speaker 13 (39:20):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (39:21):
I'm Nina. Hi, I'm Victoria and my name is Jubal.
And we do a segment on the show called to
Catch a Cheater where if you think your significant other
might be messing around, you see who they send flowers
to or in this case, I guess, but your boyfriend
Ryan is actually on the phone.
Speaker 10 (39:40):
Yeah, Hi, why are you calling a radio station to
have a conversation with me?
Speaker 1 (39:44):
Who is No? No, no, no, no? Who's Caleb? Why
are you singing cayleb a gif?
Speaker 10 (39:49):
I'm sorry, I just can't believe that you couldn't have
this conversation with me, like, not on the radio. I
just think that that's really really.
Speaker 1 (39:57):
Because you're not talking to me though, well you're not
like you're are so distant and you're like something you're
barely around anymore. So, I mean, this is kind of
what I had to do. And I still you're still
answer my question, who's Caleb? It's not a caleber word,
all right.
Speaker 10 (40:11):
I just I'm sorry. I just think that This is
like really ridiculous. Ryan, Why are you publicizing our freaking
relationship on the radio?
Speaker 1 (40:19):
No, don't don't do this. You oh, oh don't know,
you're not manipulated situation. No, who is Caleb this?
Speaker 10 (40:27):
You're talking about?
Speaker 1 (40:29):
What's the door?
Speaker 10 (40:33):
I'm sorry, I just like I'm not having conversation over
the radio.
Speaker 1 (40:36):
This is ridiculous.
Speaker 10 (40:37):
This is not going to happen.
Speaker 1 (40:39):
Ryan, why are you doing this? Because, Billa, you're not
making sense anymore. You're not answering anytime I try to
bring up something that seems a little weird and out
of place. You you basically you cut me off, you
shut down. So this is this is what I'm left with.
And now you're doing the same thing now you're doing
on the radio with other people, Bomball, when you could
(41:00):
just you could in this, you could in this. Why
am I doing that on the radio because of you?
Because because you're not you're clearly hiding something, Bella, It's
where are you hiding? Okay?
Speaker 10 (41:13):
Fine?
Speaker 7 (41:15):
Caleb is literally no one important.
Speaker 10 (41:18):
He's he's a locksmith who helped me out and got
me into our apartment when you were gone and I
locked myself out, Like.
Speaker 2 (41:26):
Is the topic of adeo kind of who gives their.
Speaker 1 (41:34):
Stumble. You didn't even tell me that you got locked
out in the first place.
Speaker 2 (41:38):
So you would send a gift to a locksmith before
you would send it to your boyfriend Bell?
Speaker 10 (41:43):
Well, yeah, I mean he's a he's a really good locksmith,
and I thought you did a really like a really
good job, and he helped me when I needed him,
like I had to have.
Speaker 1 (41:56):
A fake radio. Didn't call you too, and then now
you give him a gift. And what's with the what's
with the key? What's that key doesn't that's the key
on the bedroom floor that doesn't work on any of
the doors. What's that right?
Speaker 10 (42:10):
Well, I mean he must have I don't know, like
dropped it when he was working from the door.
Speaker 2 (42:16):
I know.
Speaker 1 (42:16):
Think you know why the key was there. Did you
get locked out of the Petro too? I mean, yeah,
it was. It was really weird.
Speaker 10 (42:27):
I don't know what to tell you.
Speaker 1 (42:29):
Yeah, yeah, that was really weird because there's you don't
even need a key for that door.
Speaker 5 (42:36):
Girl.
Speaker 10 (42:36):
Well, okay, we may have hooked up.
Speaker 1 (42:40):
And it was probably one of the things.
Speaker 10 (42:42):
Okay, but it I missed you and now we are
even because you cheated on me with that girl I
watch Christmas?
Speaker 1 (42:51):
Wait you miss me? So you slept with somebody else
in our bed?
Speaker 4 (42:56):
Wait?
Speaker 2 (42:56):
Did you really cheat on her too?
Speaker 11 (42:58):
Ryan?
Speaker 1 (42:59):
No know? Wait, okay, hold on, hold on. Are you
talking about the girl at work who forced me under
the mistletoe and kissed me? And I pushed away and
literally said out loud in front of everyone, I have
a girlfriend. I didn't sleep with her, not even close.
Speaker 10 (43:16):
That's so stupid. You seed it on me and now
we're even That's just how it is.
Speaker 1 (43:21):
She forcibly kissed me at a Christmas party under mistletoe,
and I basically pushed her off of me. You basically see,
yoursaulted me. I had to talk to hr about it. Actually,
so no, not the same.
Speaker 9 (43:33):
Also, don't know that's very healthy to being tipped for
tat with cheating on each other. I mean, I get
for some people, that might work, but this doesn't sound
like Ryan's okay with that.
Speaker 1 (43:45):
Kissing and sleeping with somebody? Not the same? You know,
I can't. Yeah, I'm done, I'm done, this is over.
You know, he's such a great guy and he's always
there when you need him, and you know, hopefully he's
there for you right now, because you can go say Cale,
I'm not gonna.
Speaker 10 (44:02):
Stay with Caleb. He's in Mexico on a boys' trip.
Speaker 5 (44:08):
Girl the Jewel Shows to catch a cheater.
Speaker 2 (44:16):
Don't forget after every single phone prank right now, it's
a free trip phone prank your chance at a trip
to the Austin City Limits Music Festival headlined by Sabrina Carpenter,
John Summitt, Hosier Dochi, Lukecomb's and a ton of other people.
So you definitely want to go. All you have to
do is go to the Jebel Show dot com, slash
a c L and enter the keyword city. That's city
right now at the Jebelshow dot com slash a cl
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and you could be on your way to see Sabrina
Carpenter and all of those other people that don't matter
as much as her. Okay, people feel I mean they do,
you know, they matter to some, but Sabrina Garpenter is
the one that everybody who seems to want to see
ye a big game. All right now, it's time for
Nina's what's trending? Are you one of those people that
gets bit a lot by bugs? Mosquito specifically, every summer
(44:59):
you're so juicy you end up with all the bites.
We now know why, thanks to scientists at a Dutch university.
They set up a really fun experiment at a music
festival to figure out what makes some people more attractive
to these little bugs, these little vampires than others.
Speaker 9 (45:13):
So about five hundred of these festival goers stuck their
arms into these special cages and just let the milk
tatoes like go wild.
Speaker 2 (45:20):
But what they found out is the.
Speaker 9 (45:22):
Mosquitos liked beer drinkers and people that were recently active
in that way.
Speaker 2 (45:27):
Yeah, I heard that if you have like a hangover
or something, mosquitoes will like you more. That's annoy sense.
Speaker 9 (45:33):
Mosquitoes like to have fun too, They're like, oh okay,
let me get a little sippy sip.
Speaker 5 (45:37):
No, homie, we aren't at the fun stage.
Speaker 2 (45:40):
Sweeter, drink.
Speaker 4 (45:41):
No.
Speaker 9 (45:42):
I understand what happens to your blood after you drink,
but what happens to your blood after you.
Speaker 2 (45:46):
Have intimate times? Does that change it? Because those are
the people who also those people too? Yes, I don't know,
So I don't know sweeter after that too.
Speaker 9 (45:55):
Well, maybe it is because they're feeling sweeters though, anyway,
just know that the people though that were washed and
had sunscreen on and lotion and stuff, were less likely
to get bit. Really, so the one thing you can
do to help combat that is take a shower clean. Wow,
it was so funny to me. Cracker Barrel is in
the news again. They are trending. We've been having a
(46:16):
lot of things going on with Cracker Barrel. And what
I didn't understand is how this was such a national treasure.
But it is, and it is all about the vintage Americana,
and so people were starting to really freak out because
if you didn't hear, the whole drama was around changing
the logo. Nobody wanted that, so they changed it. Back then,
they had this whole plan where they had millions of
(46:36):
dollars invested and ready to remodel six hundred and sixty locations.
They got through four just to upgrade it a little bit,
and people were up in arms. They wanted old and
dark and all the same furniture and.
Speaker 2 (46:48):
All the things. Don't do it.
Speaker 9 (46:49):
I mean, really, Cracker Barrel should be happy they decided
to stop with the you know, redo of all the
dining rooms because now we get to save all their money,
that's true.
Speaker 2 (46:57):
Just clean it, just like deep clean it. That's a
lot of years.
Speaker 5 (47:01):
Yeah, it is just keeping restaurant clean.
Speaker 9 (47:04):
But that's a lot of years of vintage Americana that's
just sitting there. So anyway, it's good news. It will
stay the same. Dad is what's trending?
Speaker 1 (47:13):
Jewbles?
Speaker 2 (47:14):
Dirty little Secret?
Speaker 5 (47:15):
Hello?
Speaker 2 (47:17):
Hello, Hey, what's up? You have a dirty little secret?
Speaker 10 (47:20):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (47:20):
Yes, sweet?
Speaker 10 (47:21):
What is it? Okay, So it's not like my secret,
of course, but it's a family secret. So the last
time that, like the family got together, my mom got
a little too drunk off of wine and shared this
with me. So apparently my uncle thinks his son is
his son and he's not his biological kid.
Speaker 2 (47:44):
Okay, so your cousin is not his biological kid.
Speaker 10 (47:48):
Yeah, I'm not actually related to it. Well I guess
I'm like half related. So only my mom and her
sister know this. Now I know it, and it just
makes it so like cringe when my uncle's like, oh,
he reminds me of me when I was young, or like,
you know, yeah, family resemblance. I just want to say
(48:09):
something so bad. Also, this is weird. But I also
always thought he was cute and now I'm like, oh,
is that less weird? Like he's related to me, it's
still related. Yeah, And now like when the holidays happened,
(48:32):
and like, oh, if I start drinking and he starts drinking,
and like you can have this in the back of
my mind, like, oh, what could happen, that's still your cousin.
Speaker 2 (48:43):
Cousin, Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.
Speaker 1 (48:48):
Thanks.
Speaker 2 (48:49):
Hey, what's up this? You will show a dirty little secret?
You have one? Yes, I do have a dirty little secret.
Speaker 13 (48:54):
My dirty little secret is that I hooked up with
my boss's daughter.
Speaker 2 (49:01):
Oh okay, not the daughter.
Speaker 1 (49:04):
Yeah I did.
Speaker 13 (49:05):
I hooked up with my bother's daughter at our company
holiday party.
Speaker 9 (49:08):
Oh I guess that's better than the wife, right, Hey,
that's true.
Speaker 1 (49:15):
I guess. I don't know. I mean, so, here's the thing.
So he he.
Speaker 13 (49:19):
Told me that his daughter was coming to town and
that she was like totally heartbroken over some guy and
she just like needed to be taken care of and
showing a good time.
Speaker 2 (49:28):
And like, you know, I.
Speaker 13 (49:29):
Didn't think anything of it. I said, of course, he's
my boss. It wasn't a thing in my mind, you
know what I'm saying. And then he did have like
one comedy. He was like, no funny business, and I
was like, yeah, no, of course not, because never in
my wildest dreams would I ever have thought that my
boss would have like a super hot dog, you know. Yeah,
so of course, and then she shows up and she's
(49:50):
just like banging hot, and I didn't know what to do.
And we're at this holiday party and she's like heartbroken
but so hot and flirting with.
Speaker 1 (49:59):
Me, and we hit it off immediately.
Speaker 13 (50:01):
Then it got crazy because we're having drinks, you know,
and then halfway into the holiday party, we just sort
of found our way in my boss's office.
Speaker 2 (50:12):
Even better.
Speaker 1 (50:13):
Yeah, so that's a that's a dirty little secret that
I have that now you have.
Speaker 13 (50:18):
But I cannot ever tell him because he would fire
me like instantly, like this is not something that can
ever get out.
Speaker 2 (50:24):
Okay, okay, okay, well we won't tell your boss.
Speaker 1 (50:28):
I just can't tell what's going to happen. I shoot,
it was, it's good, it's good, all right.
Speaker 2 (50:32):
Well, thank you for telling us your little secret. Thank you.
Speaker 5 (50:37):
What's your dirty little secret
I've always lived in apartments.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
I've never had a house, you know.
Speaker 3 (00:02):
I've always had people beneath me and either side of
me and above me. I have new upstairs neighbors that
like just moved in Birdie know their whole schedule. Six am,
they all get together in the living room and they
drop a bowling ball six fifteen the.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
River, dance in the kitchen for a while.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Seven am, they take the couch and just move it
up the hallway for the reason like, let's see how
the catch looks in the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Doesn't fit The same thing.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Happened yesterday and that's weird. Well, I was trying in.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Tomorrow same time everybody. There's a couple that live right
next to me, and their bathroom is right up against
my bedroom. So they wake up at six am and
they argue in their bathroom, but I never hear the words.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Talking.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
So I met him in the elevator. I was like, hey, hey,
guys doing we all have problems with our neighbors from
time to time. And we got an email from one
of our listeners who is having a huge problem with
his neighbor that's been doing something really weird and also illegal.
Oh and he wants to confront them on the show. Great,
(01:13):
so you'll hear what's going on and get in on
the neighbor drama right after this. Have you ever had
a problem with a neighbor? It's Edele show. You know
how it is. You live next door to someone and
every once in a while you might have a little issue,
like maybe they play their music too loud, or you
don't like how they shoot fire works off in your
backyard on Tuesday nights because everybody knows Tuesday night is
fireworks night. No, or maybe you're tired of them knocking
(01:35):
on your door at three am because they woke up
from a nightmare and they want you to give them
a Benki also shout out to my neighbors last night'
think he was fire thank you? Oh wow. But sometimes
people do have huge issues with their neighbors and how
do you deal with it? You have a conversation with
them or do you do fun little pranks like planning
a bunch of drugs in their mailbox and then calling
the cops. Sometimes also shout out to my neighbors, I'll
(01:56):
see you guys at fifteen to twentys some good behavior. Wow,
anyway one of our listeners is having a huge problem
with their neighbor. They're doing something strange and illegal, and
they actually want to confront them on the show. But
first we've got to find out what it is. Aj,
what's going on?
Speaker 1 (02:09):
I need your help?
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Okay, what's going on with your neighbor? Why do you
need to confront them?
Speaker 1 (02:14):
I'm extremely pissed off. So for the past few weeks,
my packages have gone missing in front of my house.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
Like anytime I'd have a delivery, there would be a
notification telling me that it arrived, and then I would
look in front of my house and nothing's there.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Right, it happened multiple weeks.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
It's not just Amazon, it's all different types of deliveries, right.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
So anything you've had delivered to your house in the
last few weeks has gone missing exactly.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
And then just last week was the last straw because
I went out the other day I had put my
trash cans out and now they have gone missing.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
I don't know where they are.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
So well, somebody trolling you, and it's just like, what
the deal? Any packages you've got and your trash cans
are missing?
Speaker 4 (02:53):
Yeah, yeah, it's like nothing can be in front of
my house. At all, So I'm worried about my car
at this point, camera after the trash, chance to see
what was going on and set up a delivery, and
next thing I know, I see my neighbor just walking
in front of the camera and taking the package.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
And going your neighbor, really, Yeah, my neighbor.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
And and I got her own video doing it too.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Door neighbor.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
Yeah, she's my next door neighbor, my next door neighbor
for a couple of years, and I've never did this
issue hasn't happened before. I don't know why she's doing this. Nothing,
she didn't do anything.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Did you go look for your trash cans at her house?
Speaker 4 (03:37):
Yeah, they're in her backyard. I look and they're just
right there in her backyard, right hands of each I
don't know.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Exactly.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
She's your neighbor that you've never talked to, has been
stealing your Amazon packages and your trash cans.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
Yeah, No, I was cordial to her. I haven't done
anything to her. I would wave high when I would
see her, and she used to wave back. But you
know now she doesn't.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Why.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
You have no idea why she's been stealing your stuff?
Speaker 4 (04:11):
No, I have no clue why she's been stealing my
stuff and I need help catching her.
Speaker 5 (04:15):
You've had to have done something.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
I'm telling you, I haven't done anything to this girl.
I don't know why she's stealing my.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Stuff or she's broke and she's selling it on eBay
what I don't know.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
I want to call her out on it, but I
don't want to confront her. I don't want to go
over there. So I was hopeful that you guys could
just help me out with this.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Okay, Okay, you want what do you want to do?
Speaker 1 (04:37):
And can we call her get her to admit it
and just say why at least she's doing this?
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Sure, okay, sure you want to do it on Monday.
We don't have time right now to do it right now,
but on Monday at the same time, you can call
her and ask her why she's been stealing your packages
in your trash cans. It's going to be an interesting conversation,
you know.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
I I would like that because I don't feel CRUMFTB
just going over to her house at this point.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
She seems a little bit out there.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Yeah, all right, on Monday at the same time, then
we'll have you call your neighbor and ask her why
she's been stealing your Amazon packages and your trash cans,
and see if you can get them back.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
I guess trash great. Yeah, no, I appreciate that. Guys. Man,
the trash can thing is just it's so weird to me.
You know you have a trash can?
Speaker 6 (05:26):
That all right?
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Well we'll figure it out for you on Monday.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Okay, but you know I'll make sure not to order anything.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (05:34):
Yeah, it's another Jewbile phone frame Day Mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Hello, Yeah, what's up.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
This is mister Donk. I'm calling from middle school. I
was looking for Chelsea Noah's mom.
Speaker 7 (05:53):
I'm sorry, what was your name again?
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (05:56):
It is mister Donk calling from middle school about your
son Noah.
Speaker 7 (06:05):
Is he okay?
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Well yeah, I mean he's actually seems great. But like
the reason I'm calling is because like there is a
bit of an issue, and like figured I call you
before like get anybody else involved, because maybe you know
how to calm him down, because he's just like eating
stuff all over.
Speaker 8 (06:28):
I'm sorry, he's what he's like.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
He's yeah, Like I'm inside a classroom right now, so
I'm a substituted teacher, and I'm substituting this week for
his science class, and like we're doing a little bit
of a chemistry experiment today and apparently like that really
affect him. So he's like he's eating everything, Like he's
eating the stools, he's eating his bag out of the room,
he's eating a couple of other kids bags out of
(06:53):
the room. So like he won't stop eating stuff. And
like I've tried tell him, like, bro, you need to
chill out. Like I know you had a lot of
pre workout, but you like need to chell kind of
like use out us for push ups or something else,
you know what I mean. But he's just like eating stuff,
and like I don't want to assume as the principle
because like wait a minute.
Speaker 7 (07:10):
Wait excuse me, hold on your eating eating.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Or eating yating?
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Yeah, like he's just yeating everything, you know what I mean.
Like the cool thing is like is like he like
he can lift a lot.
Speaker 7 (07:23):
You mean, mister, mister bronk, what do you say? I
don't understand what you're saying.
Speaker 5 (07:28):
Is my son?
Speaker 7 (07:28):
Okay, is he there with you now?
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Well, like he's in the closetroom right now. But he's
like still eating stuff around like I can see it
through the windows.
Speaker 8 (07:36):
Sorry, what is needing me?
Speaker 7 (07:38):
Maybe I'm not slaying with the kids what they say,
but I don't understand what that means.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
It means he's like tossing stuff, you know what I mean,
Like he eated his backpack like out of the out
of the classroom, but like fifty yards around. Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 7 (07:53):
Did you say pre workout drinks or something?
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Yeah, that's what I was saying. Like he's a calm
dude because like I've been substituting for a couple of day.
Is like, you know, he's pretty chill. Well, like you
put some C four pre workout in that dude, and
he's like a beast, like he's eating everything. I don't
want to get you in trouble, but.
Speaker 7 (08:09):
My son is in sixth grade. He doesn't take pre
work out drinks.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
He's right. Yeah, so like.
Speaker 7 (08:15):
Taking the sea whatever it is that you say.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Well, if he was cool like after the C four
you know, but.
Speaker 8 (08:21):
Like on talking about what is C four? My son
is in sixth grade. You're talking about someone who sounds
like they're like a bodybuilding dude.
Speaker 7 (08:31):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 2 (08:33):
So like, I'm substituting for the science class.
Speaker 7 (08:36):
I already said that like three times. I get it.
Your name is mister Bronk or something. You're teacher, and
you're telling me that my.
Speaker 8 (08:43):
Child is throwing things around the classroom.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
So like, okay, so was chemistry today? And I like
you said.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
You already said that.
Speaker 7 (08:55):
You're so confusing. You already said that, stop repeating yourself.
Is my son okay?
Speaker 8 (08:59):
And who is giving him some Do you give my
son some chemical drink or something?
Speaker 7 (09:06):
Give him like stads? Do you sound like a weird meathead?
Speaker 5 (09:09):
Dude?
Speaker 6 (09:09):
What is going on?
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Chemistry experiment? I was showing the kids how like different
pre workouts can interact with the body, you know, so
I was like having them trial.
Speaker 8 (09:19):
You're kidding me right now? Did you don't give my
son some sort of chemical drink?
Speaker 9 (09:25):
No?
Speaker 7 (09:27):
Then what is going on?
Speaker 8 (09:28):
I'm going to march down there right now and talk
to the principal and get your fired because you are
causing me to be very freaked out right now.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Okay, so no chemicals right, Just see four pre workout
mister hyde nitro x total War, which is a good one.
I liked that one a lot and then it was
like after the woke.
Speaker 8 (09:50):
Af Now you're telling me you're giving our kids some
sort of chemical without parental permission.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Job like I did it in the name of Skiance.
You know what I'm saying, in the.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Name of Europe.
Speaker 8 (10:02):
Idiot, you idiot. I'm gonna end up on you right now,
and I'm going to march down to that school and
I'm gonna teach you how to.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Be a normal human being.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Clear, Chelsea, this is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show
doing a phone prank on you and your husband. Rose
set you up right a sudden in sixth grade. I
just want to meet a mess with you.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
I was freaking out.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Don't worry, he's not eating everything or had any pre
work out.
Speaker 5 (10:39):
Wake up every morning with Jubile phone pranks.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
It's almost on for Nina's what's trending. But don't forget
after every single phone prank, it's a free trip phone prank.
Your shot at a trip to a c l the
Austin City Limits Music Festival. See Sabrina Carpenter, John Summit,
Doci and Hosier and a bunch of other people. All
you have to do is go to the Jubil show
dot com. Slash a c L and enter the keyword trip.
That's trip right now with the jewelshow dot com slash acl.
(11:01):
Now it's time for neitos. What's trending wellness?
Speaker 9 (11:03):
Everything is trending, but this specific thing is called ear seating.
Ear Seating is a new practice from traditional Chinese medicine
that helps your mental health. It helps reduce pain, it
can even help with your allergies. So I wrought this
up because there are two people in this room that
have been suffering great. Yeah, that's with their allergies. So
(11:24):
ear seating is when you put a little accessory on
your ear. They like almost tape it there. It's like
a little not a jewel, but it kind of looks
like a little like a bead. And so because it's there,
the actual thing is called our acular therapy.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
They actually don't ask me to say that.
Speaker 9 (11:41):
It's really hard, but it's something that they've been practicing
in Chinese medicine for a while. So ear seating is
now trending though, and it's making its moves all around
because it's a cute little gadget that can help a
digestion and it can help with all of the things.
So if a miracle accessory can help save your life, like,
why not even back pain put an earring.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
On your point your ear? Oh yeah, so it is
kind of like what do you call it? Thank you? Yes?
You pressure?
Speaker 5 (12:08):
Yes, your ear is not that like there are a lot.
Speaker 9 (12:11):
Of points on your ear. Actually, there's stuff that you
can push on your ear that helps with your metabolism.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Also the way that you massage it.
Speaker 9 (12:18):
So I don't know, I'm not superversed in this, but
it sounds really interesting and you've got nothing to lose
by just putting a little ceramic bead with an eesef
on your ear.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
That's cute and makes you feel good also in your ear.
Speaker 9 (12:29):
Now, the type of friend, we all have different types
of friends, but the air and friend is having its moment.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
You know that one.
Speaker 9 (12:35):
Friend that you don't have to like do anything with
other than like go to target or get coffee, Like
you don't have to get drinks. You have some friends
or is your party friends. Yeah, and then you have
some friends that you can actually go on errands with
and it's fun and it doesn't feel like a chore.
That type of friend is having its moment. If you
are that friend. It is your time you stand up
and say I am that air and friend. You want
to go get groceries, I'll come with you to get
(12:56):
that apple, and then you are the best friend. That's
what people want right now. They want people that can
genuinely enjoy their company while doing things they don't want
to do. You should always have enfolding lawn friends like that.
You should, I know, right, it seems like it's kind
of common sense. But I don't feel like I've always
had those kind of friends really, because my friends always
wanted to turn up.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Now finally, but they're like.
Speaker 5 (13:16):
Your real friends. They'll want to like turn up, but
also they'll want to do other stuff with you.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
No, they'll say that's boring. Yeah, I guess I'm not
that friend. Because someone's like, Hey, I'm gonna you want
to come over while I fold laundry and be like
just call me after the laundry. There's no one you
want to go come over after you're done with that.
I know I'm chores right now. I don't want to
sit here awkwardly while you do your choress Why.
Speaker 9 (13:36):
They do their chores, but like you're like hang out
with them kind of also age because I feel that
way too, do I don't really want to be there
for that.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
Tell me after you're not busy?
Speaker 5 (13:46):
Why is just sit with them?
Speaker 9 (13:48):
I feel like you want to come over while I
get a shower and do my hair and then we
can go. No, just tell me when you're done, I'm
saying out with them, I'll.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
Say I have laundry I need to fold. I guess
I could do that while you're doing yours over here.
Speaker 5 (13:58):
Oh, I mean you can just talk and call and
put it on say on the phone.
Speaker 9 (14:02):
What we've learned here is Victoria is the air friend.
That friend, you're the friend. Man.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
This is your moment. I got you for everything. That's
what's trending. First Date follow Up powered by the Advocates
Injury Attorneys online at adjocuslaw dot com. Diego is on
the phone today for a first date follow up and
he's getting ghosted by a woman named Samantha. So in
a few minutes we'll call her and see if she's
tell us why she's ghosting him, and maybe get him
a second date. But first, Diego, how long has it
(14:29):
been since you heard from Samantha.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
It's been a minute, you know, it's been like, uh
like over a week right now, and uh yeah, it's
just weird.
Speaker 9 (14:38):
So have you been trying to get a hold of
her or how did you guys leave it after the date?
Speaker 1 (14:44):
You know, let me just give you a full story.
So basically, like I met her online and we were
texting each other. It's we had like a really good
like sort of vibes going, and actually we figured our
first date would be at like like a pottery class
and it was great. Even when I picked her up
to go to a pottery class, she was like roasting
(15:05):
me about my playlist in my car and it was
just it was a flirty in a way too. It
was It's really it was really cool and you know
it was it was fun. You know, it was a
good feeling. And uh yeah, So we did a poverty
class thing. It was messy, creative, kind of romantic in
like a ghost way. You've ever seen that movie Ghost
with Patrick Swathy and Whoopie Goldberg and annymore So. All right,
(15:28):
long story short, I kept over spinning my wheel and
splattering clay everywhere, and I think that's why she uh
ghosted me, because it even even spilt on another couple
next to us. Which was kind of you know, so Pa, you.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Know you think maybe she's ghosting you because you were
like messy with your pottery.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
Yeah yeah, I was splashing everywhere.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
Yeah. Does she seem bothered by it?
Speaker 1 (15:59):
I mean I just felt like she was. I think
we still had sparks. She was like laughing and like
she was even snorting. It was like, you know, I know,
we were it was it was it was pretty I
thought it was pretty funny. But then I don't know,
you know what I'm saying, like she's she was even
joking about me and about like our Frankenstein bols. And
at the end she hugged me, said goodbye, and like
(16:20):
he would, Clay still on my face, She's still, you know,
give me a kissing the cheek, you know, Okay, I'll
tell you this. I left thinking like this is definitely
someone I could actually vibe with long term. So it's
kind of brutal with the radio silence, you.
Speaker 9 (16:38):
Know, totally did the people that you were getting Clay
all over gap set? Was there like an altercation or
it was just random Clay flying. I'm just trying to understand,
like at what point maybe she was like rubbed wrong.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
I don't know. I mean, like everyone was like kind
of cool about it though, but you never know, you
know what I mean. I mean, she definitely was like
joking about it, so I don't know if it was
just sort of like a defense mechanism him, So I
don't know. I mean, I was really into her humor.
I liked how she was like making fun of me,
and like she's also self deprecating too, Like we definitely
lively the same type of like humor. So you know,
(17:13):
I still want to like lose that to see.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
You know, what, did she say anything like she wanted
to go out again.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
Yeah, we're like, yeah, let's keep in touch, you know,
like but it seemed genuine, not like yeah, we'll keep
in touch, but not you know, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
I feel like being bad at pottery is kind of
a weird reason to go somebody. But maybe she's a
pottery snob.
Speaker 9 (17:34):
I don't know, maybe it's an excuse, which is also
not helpful for you.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
I'm really sorry. We'll see if we can figure it
out for you. Right, We'll play a song come back,
and then call her and see if she'll tell us
why she's ghosting you and maybe get you a second date.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Okay, all right, sounds good. Thank you.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
We'll get your first day follow up next if you're
just joining us for today's first date follow up. Diego
is on the phone and he's getting ghosted by Samantha.
So we're about to call her and see if she'll
tell us why she's got singing him and maybe get
him another date. But first, Diego, why don't you break
down your date for us again?
Speaker 1 (18:05):
Real quick? Yeah? So, basically met her online. We had
great vibes, and we went to a pottery class. Things
got a little messy, and I'm just trying to hear
back from her. Hopefully I didn't make a total myself.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
I hope you didn't say that. Yeah, all right, you
ready for us to call her?
Speaker 1 (18:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (18:26):
Okay, here we go. Hello, Hi mesk Disamantha. Please speaking?
Hey Samantha, how are you? This is a radio show.
It's called the Jebel Show. Hi, Samantha. I'm Nina. Hi,
(18:46):
I'm Victoria and my name is Jebel. What's up?
Speaker 10 (18:50):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (18:53):
Not much? Have you ever listened to the show before.
Speaker 10 (18:56):
I've heard of you, guys, but I don't really listen
to radio about.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
My That's okay, Okay, well, thank you for hearing of us. Yeah,
that's good. We're calling you today because we got an
email about you.
Speaker 10 (19:09):
Oh you did.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
Yeah. We do a segment on the show and it's
called the first Day follow Up. That's where if you
go out on a date with somebody and then you
end up ghosting them, that person can email us to
ask why you're ghosting. So do you have any idea
who would email? Yeah?
Speaker 10 (19:28):
I might have a slight idea.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
Okay, who is that? Who do you think it is?
Speaker 10 (19:34):
Are you calling about Diego?
Speaker 2 (19:36):
Yes? It is Diego And we talked to Diego. He
told us a little bit about your date and he
really liked you, and he's wondering why you're ghosting.
Speaker 11 (19:44):
Hi.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
Would you mind telling us boss this on the radio?
Speaker 10 (19:53):
Okay? I mean I really didn't expect to like talk
about this like publicly, like on the radio, like this
is kind of great crazy Okay, So honestly, guys, gosh,
this is so weird. Uh No, he's great. He's great.
We had a great time. We went to a pottery class.
It was really really fun. But he just he's just
(20:19):
not like the guy for me. Let me just say that.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
But did something happen or is it just a vibe
you're getting.
Speaker 10 (20:26):
He has them mannerisms that are just not like I
don't know if I can really deal with that. Yeah,
like I don't want to be rude. Is so sorry,
I don't want to be rude.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
Well, you know, like we told him that we would
tell him whatever you told us, and he's prepared to
hear whatever.
Speaker 10 (20:45):
Okay, okay in the nicest way possible. We like went
to dinner and the way he was drinking his soda,
he was like slurping with the straw like he was
auditioning for a kazoo band. I don't know how I
could ever recover from that. It was so I was
like had secondhand embarrassment. It was so loud, like everyone
(21:06):
in the restaurant was turning around to look and yeah,
it was that bad. Like it was so loud, and
it wasn't just one time, it was like over and
over and.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
They just gave you, like the ach. It was a
turn off.
Speaker 10 (21:21):
It gave me, yes completely, it gave me the ick,
and I just, yeah, I don't think I could do that.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
Do you think he does that all the time?
Speaker 9 (21:28):
I guess I could find out, But if he does
that all the time or just when you drink soda?
Speaker 10 (21:32):
Oh, I don't know. I assume anytime he drinks through
a straw, Like did you never learn how to drink
out of a straw? Like growing up? Like? What is
going on here?
Speaker 2 (21:42):
Well, Samantha, just to let you know, Diego is on
the phone and wants to talk to you.
Speaker 10 (21:48):
Uh oh was he like listening to that?
Speaker 1 (21:55):
Yeah? You afterwards?
Speaker 10 (21:58):
So I'm so sorry. I was so dude.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
I'm just saying, let me wait, you ghosted me because
I sip too hard on a straw. That's like, yeah,
that's ridiculous.
Speaker 10 (22:12):
Yeah right, the sound is burned into my brain like
people were turning around. Did you not notice like everyone
turning around me, like who brought the human espresso machine?
It wasn't once, it was like every sip like surrounding
like it was I was the nearest.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
Oh my god, I was. I was thirsty? Okay, Like
you handed me spicy noodles. What did you expect?
Speaker 10 (22:39):
No, A drink water like a normal person, not like
a one man tuba section.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
Oh wow, wow, I guess I'll guess I'll start hydrating
in silence from now on.
Speaker 10 (22:51):
You want to be honest, So.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
You'd seriously not date me because of the way I
dream from straw.
Speaker 10 (23:01):
Yeah, like I just can't unhear and unsee and like
undo the it that gave me. I'm really really sorry.
It's not your fault, but I mean maybe, but.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
How many times would I be drinking from a straw?
That's like a rare curtains. It's not like I drink
from a straw every day.
Speaker 10 (23:17):
Yeah, that's true. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
Fine, I'll never touch a straw again. I swear I'll
just drink a cupped hands if I have to. Whatever.
Speaker 10 (23:27):
Oh you don't, okay, But it's not just that, like
any time you would be drinking any like whatever, I
would just be thinking about this straw incident.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
A straw incident. Oh my god, you named something. You
named it the straw incident. It was that bad.
Speaker 10 (23:45):
It was that bad, burned into my brain. And then
afterwards I changed your name in my phone to strawboy.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
Oh, Samantha, would you like another day with strawboy? We'll
pay for it, you know, Diego.
Speaker 10 (23:58):
I'm sure there's someone else out there who is a
good match for your straw drinking habit. It's not me unfortunately.
I'm so sorry. I did have a good time with you,
but there's someone better for you out there.
Speaker 1 (24:13):
I mean, can I mean, are you just like I mean,
we had a good time. Could you just give me
another thought, Like, I mean, I didn't know that I
sip that straw that back. I'll try to I'll make
sure I don't drink straws that crazy again, or I
won't even touch a straw as long as I'm like
seeing you. How about that? Like, And I know it's
(24:34):
you know, it's ingraining your head as the straw incident,
but honestly, like I'm hoping you thought about the other
incidents was like, oh, you know, the fun times we
had incident, the pottery incident, you know, like the car
playlist incident. Like I'm hoping you think about like the
positive vibes we had in each other and not just
that one weird moment, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 10 (24:57):
I mean, that was well, well, okay, okay, okay, fine,
I will go out with you one more time just
to see only because you sound desperate enough to be entertaining. Wow,
no chorus, but it's going to take a lot of convincing.
(25:17):
I'll do it.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
Oh my god, thank you sim Sam. I really appreciate it.
Like I'll even go on YouTube and like watch tutorials
on how to drink a straw properly.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
Wow, that exists. It must get good. This tongue whoa.
Speaker 5 (25:36):
Ju will first default up.
Speaker 11 (25:38):
What you just said is one of the most insanely
idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point in your rambling,
incoherent response were you even close to anything that could
be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is
now dumber for having listened to it. I award you
no points and may God have mercy on yourself.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
Almost time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria.
Your chance to take gone Victoria Romeiras in a game
of trivia for Washington State Fair tickets. So call us
up right now. If you think you have what it
takes eight eight eight three four three one o six
one eight eight eight three four three one o six one.
You can also d m us at the Jubil Show
or go to the jubilshow dot com. You don't want
(26:20):
to play.
Speaker 5 (26:21):
You didn't say it like you usually do.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
What do you mean like you said?
Speaker 5 (26:23):
If you think you have what it takes to play.
Speaker 2 (26:26):
Yeah, that was just like it.
Speaker 5 (26:27):
No, you didn't give it like you didn't.
Speaker 2 (26:30):
Get an find it not enough MP for what's the words?
You just want to build up? You got enough? Oomph? Yeah?
Can you oomp Victoria?
Speaker 8 (26:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (26:38):
You think you can? Oh, I think you can? Know Victoria.
Speaker 5 (26:47):
Up right?
Speaker 2 (26:47):
Now plays Victoria next. It's the Jewbil Show.
Speaker 5 (26:50):
Don't call me stupid?
Speaker 2 (26:52):
All right? To call you stupid would be an insult
to stupid people. I've worn dresses with high right ques.
Speaker 8 (26:58):
But you think you're an intellectional Well, don't you wait.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game. You versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game
of trivia for Washington State Fair tickets. And let's meet
today's contestant for you verus Victoria. Lacey. Hey Lacey, and
know what are you thinking? You ready to go?
Speaker 10 (27:18):
Yeah, I'm hoping I have what it takes.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
Yeah, hope we have them, Victoria.
Speaker 10 (27:26):
I'm trying to get that.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
We're gonna send Victoria out of the studio. And while
she's leaving, Lacey, the game is played like this. You
have thirty seconds answer as many questions as possible. If
you don't know one, just say pass and Victoria has
to beat you outright to win. Okay, all right, all right,
here we go, Lacey. Your time starts now.
Speaker 9 (27:48):
The mass of the earth is mostly made up of
two elements. What are they?
Speaker 10 (27:53):
Oh my gosh, which country's population is the shortest on average? China?
Speaker 9 (28:04):
What are knockoff of La boo boos called? What is
the approximate lifespan of a human red blood cell?
Speaker 1 (28:18):
Eighty years?
Speaker 2 (28:20):
Okay, got that, And we'll bring Victoria back into the studio.
And while she's getting settled and putting on her headphones
on and stuff, here's a question for you, Natalie. What
do you think should absolutely not be sold at Costco
and bulk?
Speaker 1 (28:33):
Ooh, oh my goodness.
Speaker 2 (28:36):
That is hard, Like, why wouldn't you want it in bulk?
Speaker 10 (28:40):
I know everything is great at Costco?
Speaker 2 (28:42):
Rats what that would be awful? Any pet? Really? So
if you want to if you wanted a dog but
you got it at Costco and it was like a
palette of dogs, Actually I love that, but then you'd
have like fifty dogs. All right, Victoria, what is one
thing you should think should not be sold at Costco?
Speaker 5 (29:03):
In bulk Ooh, I think what should not be?
Speaker 2 (29:08):
Oh, Lacy, I apologize. I call you Natalie, so I
gotta go to my beat. Your name is lazy and
I don't know why I did that, but anyway, Oh right,
Natalie number two? Denise, Victoria, Okay, Victoria, Yeah, Denise? Should
we call Victoria's Denise? The rest of the name. Her
name is Denise. She's not Lacey or Natalie. Your name's
not Lacey. No, oh, it says Lacey on my phone. Screamer, Sorry, Denise.
(29:34):
All right, Denise, Well, hey, you know what, we don't
know how to keep names straight on the pop show.
All right, Victoria, here we go thirty seconds. Answers many
questions as possible. If you don't, no one, just say
pass and Jasmine can tell you when to go. Jasmine,
(29:54):
whenever you're ready, tell Berkeley when to go.
Speaker 10 (30:02):
Ready to go.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
The mass of the earth is mostly made up of
two elements. What are they?
Speaker 5 (30:08):
Land and water?
Speaker 9 (30:10):
Which country's population is the shortest on average?
Speaker 10 (30:13):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (30:14):
What's the smallest country? Alaska?
Speaker 1 (30:16):
Wait?
Speaker 6 (30:17):
Wait, wait, you probably want to keep going.
Speaker 2 (30:27):
What are knockoff of La Boo Boo's called? Do you
hate this?
Speaker 10 (30:32):
Look?
Speaker 2 (30:36):
You sure don't. Let's sit it over to the scoreboard
and see how you guys did with our social media.
Speaker 6 (30:42):
Gabby Victoria's streaking when streaking because she got one correct.
Speaker 2 (30:46):
And congratulations Denise Victoria, sorry about that. Also, couldn't keep
your name straight. That was a tough game all around.
These are hard questions. Nobody's dumb. These are just hard.
Victoria is also just lucky you get Washington State Fair
tickets just for playing too.
Speaker 10 (31:07):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
Yeah, let's get the answers now with Nina.
Speaker 9 (31:10):
The mass of the Earth is mostly made up of
oxygen and iron. Oxygen thirty percent and iron thirty two percent,
water seventy percent the land.
Speaker 2 (31:20):
The country with the shortest.
Speaker 9 (31:22):
People on average is to more or lesser East Tmoor.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
The average height of them is five to one.
Speaker 5 (31:28):
I didn't mean to say Alaska to so we're all clear.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
What is not a country?
Speaker 9 (31:33):
And the knockoff of la boo boos are called leff
of those.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
You got that one right now.
Speaker 9 (31:38):
The approximate live span of a human red blood cell
is actually one hundred and twenty days.
Speaker 5 (31:42):
I'm gonna get seventy years.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
Denise, thank you for playing. Thank you. Play verse, Victoria.
The same time every single weekday morning. Remember if you
want to play just dm us at the Jubile Show
or go to the jubilshow dot com.
Speaker 5 (31:54):
It's time to Catch a Cheeter Only on.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
The Jubile Show. Ryan is on the phone today for
it to Catch a Cheater, and he thinks that his
girlfriend of a year named Bella might be messing around.
So in a few minutes, we're gonna call her and
see if we can catch her if she is. But first, Ryan,
thanks for coming on the show. Sorry it has to
be this way. Why do you think Bella might be cheating?
She's just there's been a shift in like her behavior is.
(32:19):
She's not act in the same way. She's canceling plans.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
We moved in together like a month ago, and it's yeah,
it's been like the past couple of weeks since then
and it's been off.
Speaker 2 (32:31):
So but do you see her at home?
Speaker 12 (32:33):
I do, yeah, but you know, I mean with our
work schedule and everything, you know, it's sometimes like we're
just kind of like we eat, you know, your bed,
and then she's a little she's even a little distant,
you know, she's like, oh, this's just watch a show
and we don't really talk, so.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
You feel disconnected.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
Yeah, so really just yeah, very disconnected.
Speaker 12 (32:51):
Yeah, And I mean we we work together, we work
in the same for the same company, and that's you know,
that's how we met and that's how you know, we
had this connection and that that connection.
Speaker 1 (33:02):
That with you know, this last month is just kind
of deteriorated.
Speaker 2 (33:06):
Have you brought it up to her? What does she say?
Speaker 1 (33:09):
I've tried to, but it's just just being really cagy,
you know.
Speaker 12 (33:12):
And the biggest thing is that I found this random
key on the floor in our bedroom. Okay, so when
I answer about it, she just said it was you know,
probably one of like our friends that left it there.
And I'm like, why none of our friends have been
in our bedroom?
Speaker 1 (33:31):
Why would they go on up that? That's weird, Like
that doesn't it just doesn't.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
Add up like a regular key, like a key to
a door.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
Well, yes, like a key to a door, and it
does not work on any of our doors.
Speaker 2 (33:42):
Did you try? That's smart?
Speaker 1 (33:49):
Imagine want to bring up and be a crazy person
because everything that's been smooth. So it's just recently so
it's only like a night in my head, you know,
am I just reading it? And it's not there.
Speaker 2 (33:59):
So she said she didn't know where the key came
from or like she didn't recognize it or anything.
Speaker 1 (34:04):
She didn't recognize it. She thinks it's one of our
friends not adding up.
Speaker 9 (34:09):
Is she training, like aside from you know, blowing you
off because whatever work or something like is she cuddling
with you?
Speaker 10 (34:18):
No?
Speaker 1 (34:19):
I mean I try, and she kind of it seems hesitant,
and then she gets you know, I mean, we get there,
but like it's just hesitant. Like another thing is she's
asking for a lot of alone time. And you know,
I mean the whole point of us moving in together
was so that we could have more time together, because
there was you know, the whole thing of like you know,
we live, we live, we're living in different places like
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commute time.
Speaker 12 (34:41):
Are you going to stay at mine? I'm going to
stay at yours? And now we have this place together,
and it's like, great, We're gonna have all this time together.
But then she's like, oh, I want to go. I'm
going to go hang out with some friends. I just
need to meet time. I felt like, because we had
been together for a year, if that had been enough
time for us to like, okay, like this is going
some where? Do we see a future? I see a
(35:01):
future like you know, we we like, we clearly like
each other, we clearly love each other. And so moving
in together isn't like jumping the gun and moving too fast,
because I.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
Mean that happens, that's happened to me. But it didn't
feel like that. But now I'm like, what if I
I thought I was doing anything right, I stopped.
Speaker 12 (35:20):
You know, we had green flags, and I got this
big red flag of like everything is changed, and that we.
Speaker 1 (35:23):
Moved in together. Maybe she's just getting cold. See it's
weird though.
Speaker 9 (35:27):
So whatever it is, it must have happened in the
last month because she agreed to move in with you exactly.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
Yeah, we were looking for a Partmanson, like you know,
the normal thing in you know, it takes you know,
it took a few months. So this wasn't like, yeah,
we just jumped in cold Turkey.
Speaker 2 (35:42):
Okay, well you already told us what a grocery store
she's a Rewards card member at. So we'll play a
song come back and then call her and pretend to
be from the grocery store and say that every single month,
we choose one lucky Rewards Card member who gets a
free gift from us, and it's flowers delivered from our
four old department, and we'll see if she sends those
see you or to somebody else. Okay, okay, all right?
To Catch a Cheater is next right in the middle
(36:04):
of the Catch Acheater And if you're just joining us,
Ryan is on the phone and he thinks that his
girlfriend of one year named Bella might be cheating. So
we're about to call her from the grocery store that
she's a rewards member at and say that every single month,
we choose one lucky rewards member who gets a free
gift from us, and it's free flowers delivered from our
floral department, and we'll see if she sends those to
her boyfriend Ryan or to somebody else. But before we
(36:25):
did that, Ryan, why don't you tell us about your
situation again?
Speaker 1 (36:27):
Real quick? Yeah.
Speaker 12 (36:28):
So, you know, Bill and I we moved in together
a month ago now, and everything leading up to that
was great.
Speaker 1 (36:36):
It was I mean, you know.
Speaker 12 (36:37):
Smooth, sailing, green plans. The relationship is going great. But
then like a couple of weeks ago, everything is shifted.
Her how she interacts with me, how she is when.
Speaker 1 (36:49):
She's around me.
Speaker 12 (36:50):
She's she's always asking for like me time, you know,
and seeming distant. And then I find this random key
that doesn't work in any of our doors of our
new place. And I asked her about it and she
gets cagy and she's like, doesn't.
Speaker 1 (37:07):
Know about it. I think that one of our friends
must have dropped it because we had like a you know,
a housewarming party. It just doesn't make sense that any
of our friend would be because it was in our bedroom.
So I'm just trying to make sense at all.
Speaker 2 (37:21):
All right, are you ready for us to call her?
Speaker 1 (37:23):
Let's do it.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
Okay, here we go. Well, Hi, this is Corbett calling
from I was looking for our Rewards card member named Development. Yeah,
since she Hi, Bella, Please don't hang up. This is
(37:45):
not a marketing phone call. I'm actually calling to say
congratulations here, this must be Winner, thank you so much
for shopping with us. Oh maybe you don't know. Every
single month we choose one lucky Rewards member who gets
a free gift from us, and this month it's flowers
livered from our floral department, absolutely free to anybody that
you want within the fifty United States. You've just won
thirty six long stim red roses, a box of candy
(38:06):
or chocolate, and a card to be delivered anywhere you want.
Speaker 10 (38:09):
Oh wow, that's crazy.
Speaker 4 (38:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (38:12):
Is there anywhere to do like a like a gift
card or something else in the flowers?
Speaker 2 (38:17):
I think we can do that. We'll give me be
a little more specific with that. Maybe I can.
Speaker 10 (38:22):
I'm going to give a true guy and I know
he doesn't really care for flowers.
Speaker 2 (38:26):
Oh yeah, okay, yes, we can do a gift card
in that instance. I have had that happen before. But
I can do a two hundred dollars gift card. That's
that's for those great okay, and we'll send that along.
And also, you know, you can put a card on it.
All I would need would be the first and last
name of the person, anything you want to put on
(38:46):
a card with it, and then the address and will
should be good to go and you'll get confirmation on
all of this and it's all free and you just
want to get from us.
Speaker 10 (38:53):
Okay, Well his name is Caleb.
Speaker 2 (38:57):
Okay, got that? And did you want anything on the card?
Speaker 10 (39:01):
Yeah? I kind of put some doors open for a reason.
Thanks for helping me find the right one.
Speaker 2 (39:08):
Thank you very much. And now I'll let you know
that this is not a grocery store. Actually, this is
a radio show. It's called The Jewble Show.
Speaker 1 (39:16):
Okay, what's going on? What the hell?
Speaker 13 (39:20):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (39:21):
I'm Nina. Hi, I'm Victoria and my name is Jubal.
And we do a segment on the show called to
Catch a Cheater where if you think your significant other
might be messing around, you see who they send flowers
to or in this case, I guess, but your boyfriend
Ryan is actually on the phone.
Speaker 10 (39:40):
Yeah, Hi, why are you calling a radio station to
have a conversation with me?
Speaker 1 (39:44):
Who is No? No, no, no, no? Who's Caleb? Why
are you singing cayleb a gif?
Speaker 10 (39:49):
I'm sorry, I just can't believe that you couldn't have
this conversation with me, like, not on the radio. I
just think that that's really really.
Speaker 1 (39:57):
Because you're not talking to me though, well you're not
like you're are so distant and you're like something you're
barely around anymore. So, I mean, this is kind of
what I had to do. And I still you're still
answer my question, who's Caleb? It's not a caleber word,
all right.
Speaker 10 (40:11):
I just I'm sorry. I just think that This is
like really ridiculous. Ryan, Why are you publicizing our freaking
relationship on the radio?
Speaker 1 (40:19):
No, don't don't do this. You oh, oh don't know,
you're not manipulated situation. No, who is Caleb this?
Speaker 10 (40:27):
You're talking about?
Speaker 1 (40:29):
What's the door?
Speaker 10 (40:33):
I'm sorry, I just like I'm not having conversation over
the radio.
Speaker 1 (40:36):
This is ridiculous.
Speaker 10 (40:37):
This is not going to happen.
Speaker 1 (40:39):
Ryan, why are you doing this? Because, Billa, you're not
making sense anymore. You're not answering anytime I try to
bring up something that seems a little weird and out
of place. You you basically you cut me off, you
shut down. So this is this is what I'm left with.
And now you're doing the same thing now you're doing
on the radio with other people, Bomball, when you could
(41:00):
just you could in this, you could in this. Why
am I doing that on the radio because of you?
Because because you're not you're clearly hiding something, Bella, It's
where are you hiding? Okay?
Speaker 10 (41:13):
Fine?
Speaker 7 (41:15):
Caleb is literally no one important.
Speaker 10 (41:18):
He's he's a locksmith who helped me out and got
me into our apartment when you were gone and I
locked myself out, Like.
Speaker 2 (41:26):
Is the topic of adeo kind of who gives their.
Speaker 1 (41:34):
Stumble. You didn't even tell me that you got locked
out in the first place.
Speaker 2 (41:38):
So you would send a gift to a locksmith before
you would send it to your boyfriend Bell?
Speaker 10 (41:43):
Well, yeah, I mean he's a he's a really good locksmith,
and I thought you did a really like a really
good job, and he helped me when I needed him,
like I had to have.
Speaker 1 (41:56):
A fake radio. Didn't call you too, and then now
you give him a gift. And what's with the what's
with the key? What's that key doesn't that's the key
on the bedroom floor that doesn't work on any of
the doors. What's that right?
Speaker 10 (42:10):
Well, I mean he must have I don't know, like
dropped it when he was working from the door.
Speaker 2 (42:16):
I know.
Speaker 1 (42:16):
Think you know why the key was there. Did you
get locked out of the Petro too? I mean, yeah,
it was. It was really weird.
Speaker 10 (42:27):
I don't know what to tell you.
Speaker 1 (42:29):
Yeah, yeah, that was really weird because there's you don't
even need a key for that door.
Speaker 5 (42:36):
Girl.
Speaker 10 (42:36):
Well, okay, we may have hooked up.
Speaker 1 (42:40):
And it was probably one of the things.
Speaker 10 (42:42):
Okay, but it I missed you and now we are
even because you cheated on me with that girl I
watch Christmas?
Speaker 1 (42:51):
Wait you miss me? So you slept with somebody else
in our bed?
Speaker 4 (42:56):
Wait?
Speaker 2 (42:56):
Did you really cheat on her too?
Speaker 11 (42:58):
Ryan?
Speaker 1 (42:59):
No know? Wait, okay, hold on, hold on. Are you
talking about the girl at work who forced me under
the mistletoe and kissed me? And I pushed away and
literally said out loud in front of everyone, I have
a girlfriend. I didn't sleep with her, not even close.
Speaker 10 (43:16):
That's so stupid. You seed it on me and now
we're even That's just how it is.
Speaker 1 (43:21):
She forcibly kissed me at a Christmas party under mistletoe,
and I basically pushed her off of me. You basically see,
yoursaulted me. I had to talk to hr about it. Actually,
so no, not the same.
Speaker 9 (43:33):
Also, don't know that's very healthy to being tipped for
tat with cheating on each other. I mean, I get
for some people, that might work, but this doesn't sound
like Ryan's okay with that.
Speaker 1 (43:45):
Kissing and sleeping with somebody? Not the same? You know,
I can't. Yeah, I'm done, I'm done, this is over.
You know, he's such a great guy and he's always
there when you need him, and you know, hopefully he's
there for you right now, because you can go say Cale,
I'm not gonna.
Speaker 10 (44:02):
Stay with Caleb. He's in Mexico on a boys' trip.
Speaker 5 (44:08):
Girl the Jewel Shows to catch a cheater.
Speaker 2 (44:16):
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ye a big game. All right now, it's time for
Nina's what's trending? Are you one of those people that
gets bit a lot by bugs? Mosquito specifically, every summer
(44:59):
you're so juicy you end up with all the bites.
We now know why, thanks to scientists at a Dutch university.
They set up a really fun experiment at a music
festival to figure out what makes some people more attractive
to these little bugs, these little vampires than others.
Speaker 9 (45:13):
So about five hundred of these festival goers stuck their
arms into these special cages and just let the milk
tatoes like go wild.
Speaker 2 (45:20):
But what they found out is the.
Speaker 9 (45:22):
Mosquitos liked beer drinkers and people that were recently active
in that way.
Speaker 2 (45:27):
Yeah, I heard that if you have like a hangover
or something, mosquitoes will like you more. That's annoy sense.
Speaker 9 (45:33):
Mosquitoes like to have fun too, They're like, oh okay,
let me get a little sippy sip.
Speaker 5 (45:37):
No, homie, we aren't at the fun stage.
Speaker 2 (45:40):
Sweeter, drink.
Speaker 4 (45:41):
No.
Speaker 9 (45:42):
I understand what happens to your blood after you drink,
but what happens to your blood after you.
Speaker 2 (45:46):
Have intimate times? Does that change it? Because those are
the people who also those people too? Yes, I don't know,
So I don't know sweeter after that too.
Speaker 9 (45:55):
Well, maybe it is because they're feeling sweeters though, anyway,
just know that the people though that were washed and
had sunscreen on and lotion and stuff, were less likely
to get bit. Really, so the one thing you can
do to help combat that is take a shower clean. Wow,
it was so funny to me. Cracker Barrel is in
the news again. They are trending. We've been having a
(46:16):
lot of things going on with Cracker Barrel. And what
I didn't understand is how this was such a national treasure.
But it is, and it is all about the vintage Americana,
and so people were starting to really freak out because
if you didn't hear, the whole drama was around changing
the logo. Nobody wanted that, so they changed it. Back then,
they had this whole plan where they had millions of
(46:36):
dollars invested and ready to remodel six hundred and sixty locations.
They got through four just to upgrade it a little bit,
and people were up in arms. They wanted old and
dark and all the same furniture and.
Speaker 2 (46:48):
All the things. Don't do it.
Speaker 9 (46:49):
I mean, really, Cracker Barrel should be happy they decided
to stop with the you know, redo of all the
dining rooms because now we get to save all their money,
that's true.
Speaker 2 (46:57):
Just clean it, just like deep clean it. That's a
lot of years.
Speaker 5 (47:01):
Yeah, it is just keeping restaurant clean.
Speaker 9 (47:04):
But that's a lot of years of vintage Americana that's
just sitting there. So anyway, it's good news. It will
stay the same. Dad is what's trending?
Speaker 1 (47:13):
Jewbles?
Speaker 2 (47:14):
Dirty little Secret?
Speaker 5 (47:15):
Hello?
Speaker 2 (47:17):
Hello, Hey, what's up? You have a dirty little secret?
Speaker 10 (47:20):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (47:20):
Yes, sweet?
Speaker 10 (47:21):
What is it? Okay, So it's not like my secret,
of course, but it's a family secret. So the last
time that, like the family got together, my mom got
a little too drunk off of wine and shared this
with me. So apparently my uncle thinks his son is
his son and he's not his biological kid.
Speaker 2 (47:44):
Okay, so your cousin is not his biological kid.
Speaker 10 (47:48):
Yeah, I'm not actually related to it. Well I guess
I'm like half related. So only my mom and her
sister know this. Now I know it, and it just
makes it so like cringe when my uncle's like, oh,
he reminds me of me when I was young, or like,
you know, yeah, family resemblance. I just want to say
(48:09):
something so bad. Also, this is weird. But I also
always thought he was cute and now I'm like, oh,
is that less weird? Like he's related to me, it's
still related. Yeah, And now like when the holidays happened,
(48:32):
and like, oh, if I start drinking and he starts drinking,
and like you can have this in the back of
my mind, like, oh, what could happen, that's still your cousin.
Speaker 2 (48:43):
Cousin, Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.
Speaker 1 (48:48):
Thanks.
Speaker 2 (48:49):
Hey, what's up this? You will show a dirty little secret?
You have one? Yes, I do have a dirty little secret.
Speaker 13 (48:54):
My dirty little secret is that I hooked up with
my boss's daughter.
Speaker 2 (49:01):
Oh okay, not the daughter.
Speaker 1 (49:04):
Yeah I did.
Speaker 13 (49:05):
I hooked up with my bother's daughter at our company
holiday party.
Speaker 9 (49:08):
Oh I guess that's better than the wife, right, Hey,
that's true.
Speaker 1 (49:15):
I guess. I don't know. I mean, so, here's the thing.
So he he.
Speaker 13 (49:19):
Told me that his daughter was coming to town and
that she was like totally heartbroken over some guy and
she just like needed to be taken care of and
showing a good time.
Speaker 2 (49:28):
And like, you know, I.
Speaker 13 (49:29):
Didn't think anything of it. I said, of course, he's
my boss. It wasn't a thing in my mind, you
know what I'm saying. And then he did have like
one comedy. He was like, no funny business, and I
was like, yeah, no, of course not, because never in
my wildest dreams would I ever have thought that my
boss would have like a super hot dog, you know. Yeah,
so of course, and then she shows up and she's
(49:50):
just like banging hot, and I didn't know what to do.
And we're at this holiday party and she's like heartbroken
but so hot and flirting with.
Speaker 1 (49:59):
Me, and we hit it off immediately.
Speaker 13 (50:01):
Then it got crazy because we're having drinks, you know,
and then halfway into the holiday party, we just sort
of found our way in my boss's office.
Speaker 2 (50:12):
Even better.
Speaker 1 (50:13):
Yeah, so that's a that's a dirty little secret that
I have that now you have.
Speaker 13 (50:18):
But I cannot ever tell him because he would fire
me like instantly, like this is not something that can
ever get out.
Speaker 2 (50:24):
Okay, okay, okay, well we won't tell your boss.
Speaker 1 (50:28):
I just can't tell what's going to happen. I shoot,
it was, it's good, it's good, all right.
Speaker 2 (50:32):
Well, thank you for telling us your little secret. Thank you.
Speaker 5 (50:37):
What's your dirty little secret
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