The Full Jubal Show from September 17th, 2025

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Are you being reverse catfished, or maybe somebody is bank
seeing you, or you might be getting shrecked. If you
have no idea what I said, then don't worry about it.
I don't really know what I said either, and I
do know that a new list of dating terms is
out and it's going viral, So we'll go over it
next so you can see if any of this stuff
is happening to you. Shrecked. You could be getting ghost

(00:21):
lied right now and not even know it. Show or
someone could be echo dating you. Gross. Oh what does
that mean? Well, I'm about to tell you because summer
is over, and that means that people are frantically dating
so that they don't have to sit through the cold
season and bulk up alone. Are we cuffing? And that's
why a list is going viral of the new dating

(00:42):
terms for the season. We'll go over right now so
you can know exactly what kind of ridiculous behavior you're
dealing with if you're in the wonderful, wild world of dating.
And if you're not in that world, then you can
have something to be grateful about this morning. What are
the new dating terms that are out there? The first
one is shrek you haven't heard of what that is.
That's when you date outside of your type with a

(01:05):
Shrek type person, goofy, big hearted, not exactly a prince
or princess.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
Oh well, so you're dating for personality not looks. Yeah,
so they're called you're dating an ugly person for their personality.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
Yes, you's hoping that they won't leave you, maybe because
they'll have less options. I don't know, but you could
be getting shreked. In other words, somebody thinks that you're
a goofy, big hearted, not exactly prince or princess. Guess
that's a good thing for some people. Yeah, if you're Shrek, yeah,
exactly for you, you win. But that also means people
think that you're like not as cute. Yeah, but who cares.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
If you're the Shrek and you're still getting the goods,
you're like, Hey, I'm a big, goofy person and it's awesome.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
We're going over a list of the new dating terms
that are out in case you're in that world. And
if you're not in that world, then you can be like, yay,
I don't have to deal with all of this crazy behavior.
Bank seeing is that bank sing is when someone vanishes
from a seemingly solid relationship. So that's not ghosting. Banksing
different than ghosting, I think so, because you're in a

(02:09):
seemingly solid relationship already. So some people would call that abandonment,
but it bank seeing because just like art, it disappears. Oh,
that literally is abandonment. You're abandoning solid relationship. Who's doing that?
Do you know how terrible that is?

Speaker 2 (02:28):
Like? Who are you? That's just leaving somebody is horrible
to do that. Yeah, that has a term means it's
happening often enough.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
It's crazy out of here. Least, now you have a
good name for it. When you come home and all
their stuff's gone all of a sudden, you're just like, well,
they're an artist, don't. This is all a work of art,
a bank seat. It really is ridiculous to do that
to people. I've known people that that's happened to. Seriously, Yeah,
a couple what Yeah, a few of them were ex

(02:58):
girlfriends of mine. Oh no, text message no, nothing, no.
And as much as when those relationships were ending, I
wanted to just bounce, I didn't because that happened to
them already, and I was like, I'm going to be
nice to have a conversation with them. But really, I
can see why that guy.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
Did oh no, Like, hey, man, I'm glad that you
weren't banks you get it, man, I'm going to have
a conversation because I don't want to do.

Speaker 1 (03:21):
We're going over a list of new dating terms that
are out there, so if you're dating, you can be prepared,
and if you're not dating, you'll be like, thank goodness,
I'm not dating. Reverse catfishing okay. That's when people post
their least flattering photos on purpose to attract partners who
aren't shallow. Oh I did a little bit that did
on purpose?

Speaker 2 (03:40):
Yeah, did you No? But a friend of mine told
me to do that. He was like, listen, you got
to pick the ugliest pictures that you have. That way,
when they see you, they're going to be pleasantly surprised
and even more sprung because if they like you like that.
It's this whole concept too, Like you meet somebody when
you don't have makeup on in the grocery store, right
then they get surprised because where it goes.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
The other way. You show up and they're like, oh,
I thought you'd look frumpier into the frump Okay, well
that's fricking.

Speaker 3 (04:05):
Remember, but now you don't pick your worst absolutely ugliest pictures,
just pick like your like mid pictures, like not your
greatest pictures.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
They get to fit the weight flows.

Speaker 4 (04:15):
Why did you do a Victoria, Well, honestly, I was
just curious see what other guys I'd get picked with.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
But I was like, I don't think I want that there,
let's go back. So it didn't help now I didn't
think it would. We're going over a list of the
new dating terms that are out there that you need
to know about. NATO dating. Excuse me. NATO dating. It's
an acronym for not attached to an outcome oh yikes,
an approach to dating that helps open up the possibilities

(04:42):
of any and all connections instead of being fixated on
a specific endgame. So you're just dating with no promises
of anything else happening.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
While in theory, I think this NATO dating sounds wonderful.
It's like the same thing as people are like, let's
just go with the flow. That's because people are keeping
their options open while they're dating you, which means do
they really like you know, like you're not going to
get anything out of it?

Speaker 1 (05:02):
They're doing everything. But isn't that just dating?

Speaker 5 (05:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (05:05):
Like that is no. Some people go into dating with
like a specific goal in mind, like I'm going to
take this person, I'm going to marry them.

Speaker 2 (05:11):
Oh geez, I guess it depends on what phase of
life that you're in, you know what I mean? Like,
if you just want to play, then you're playing. If
you want to be intentional, like I'm an intentional dater
right now, I'm not saying I'm going to marry the
person that I date, but hopefully so.

Speaker 1 (05:23):
You're you're looking for a guy to marry.

Speaker 2 (05:25):
Yeah, I'm just trying to get pregnant by the third date. Listen,
I'm not going to be upset. What do we call that's.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
That's actually a good term. Part that probably is what
it's called. We're going over a list of the new
dating terms that are out there. Orbiting instead of ghosting,
people just disappear but still watch all of your stories
in your TikTok posts. It's basically digital lurking as a
form of keeping the option open. Yep.

Speaker 3 (05:52):
I feel like all of these terms are just they
could be the terms we already have, Like why do
we need new terms?

Speaker 1 (05:58):
We already have things for like, this is just go No.

Speaker 2 (06:00):
Orbiting is not ghosting. You're still there, but you're not there.
This is proving the point that the world does evolve
around me. Like, you're still here, you're still orbiting, You're
still looking. When you go look at your story, you
can see the same faces the people that aren't.

Speaker 4 (06:13):
If he ghosts you, he still just ghosted you. Well,
who said he ghosted you at the front of the
orbiting that's what they're still around, and you can still
kind of see that they're around. They're just orbiting. They're
not really ghosting. They're just even their options open in
a different way. I hate another data term that is out.
There's bread crumb boosting. It's not just bread crumbing anymore.

Speaker 6 (06:34):
Now.

Speaker 1 (06:34):
People leave little flirty likes on your stories or old
posts to boost their own ego, not to actually date you.
How does that boost their ego? I have no idea.
Maybe because they stop talking to you and they're like,
I'm gonna like that because like, oh, you know, they
used to like me so much. They probably still do
because I just you know, ghost them or whatever. They're
probably still like thinking about me now and stuff. So
I'm gonna like it because I know that they'll be

(06:56):
thinking about me.

Speaker 2 (06:57):
Yeah, okay, okay, okay, Like yeah, that's and you're like, okay,
let's just see if they respond in a flirty way,
because then you're like, I still got it.

Speaker 1 (07:04):
So it's that the same thing. Is it like a
little bit like manipulative?

Speaker 2 (07:07):
No, that's called flirting, but if you want to call
it red crumbing with the whatever.

Speaker 1 (07:11):
Or it's just to know that they're thinking about you
now because they saw the like they can't get over it.
It's not that they can't get over you. You keep
poking them. Yeah. Ghost Lighting is another new dating term.
It's a combo of ghosting and gas lighting, when someone
disappears and then reappears later pretending like nothing happened, or worse,
acting like you were the one who stopped talking to them.

(07:33):
That's real, what are we talking about? I didn't go anywhere.
You stop talking to me now. I'm pretty sure I
sent you seventeen messages you didn't reply. Nope, uh uh
didn't happen. That's ghost lighting. Oh man, this one would
send me. Yeah. And then there's echo dating, when somebody
mirrors your hobbies, your slang or your music taste just

(07:53):
to seem compatible. It feels cute at first, but then
it starts to feel like you're dating your own reflection.
That's exadating. Well, it feels a little crazy, actually, but
I mean, if you really there are people that do
change totally. You know the person that they're dating. I
know suck. I used to know this girl and she
was dating a guy who was like a in a band,
like a goth type band. She was all goth, and
then the next day she dated was like a tennis

(08:15):
player type dude. And she went from like dark clothes,
dark makeup around her eyes, being like life sucks, yeah,
bouncing around and like Polo's be like, I'm going to
the tennis club. You know, who are you? Oh no,
she's it's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties. Hello,

(08:43):
I've arrived. What I'm here.

Speaker 5 (08:51):
Is who is this?

Speaker 1 (08:53):
Hi? My name is Juniper and I'm calling from and
I've arrived.

Speaker 5 (09:01):
I don't know who you are, man, Like, what's happening.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
I'm the person that's delivering your refrigerator today, and I've
got the refrigerator and I'm here at your establishment and
ready to put it where it needs to be put
and make sure.

Speaker 5 (09:18):
Okay, you're working correctly.

Speaker 7 (09:24):
Guy.

Speaker 5 (09:25):
So here's the thing. You guys gave me a window
of time.

Speaker 1 (09:30):
That I'm here at this time right now.

Speaker 5 (09:35):
I hear you, but I'm at work man so early
for the delivery.

Speaker 1 (09:47):
But I would like to choose a note in case
anybody asks or wants to know if your refrigerator was delivered,
what time it was delivered at. If you could let
them know that I was there at this time, I
would be marvelous for me.

Speaker 5 (10:01):
Thank you. Sure I have. I gotn't note it, but
that doesn't work for me. That's just why we agreed
on the time that you guys would be there. Okay,
I issue your place is lovely. You're not in my house.

Speaker 1 (10:16):
I think your refrigerator will go fabulous in your place.

Speaker 5 (10:22):
I please tell me you're not in my house. You are?
You sound very creepy. I'm gonna be honest with you.
I'm able.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
I want to make you comfortable, and I definitely don't
want to come off as creepy or anything like that.
But I just wanted to let you know that the
refrigerator is here. It has all been cleaned up and
then your particles removed from it and it's ready to
be installed.

Speaker 6 (10:45):
What do you what do you mean?

Speaker 5 (10:46):
It's all clean and all particles are removed. But what
does that even mean? Man?

Speaker 1 (10:50):
Well, I just mean any fingerprints or anything like that.
I do a good job to make sure everything is
cleaned up. And I'd like you to note the time
that I was here.

Speaker 5 (11:00):
You keep saying about the noting of the time. It
doesn't I don't care about that because unfortunately, we gave
you guys a window, a time to be there, and
that's what works, and.

Speaker 1 (11:08):
It's and if anybody asks what time I was at
your house with the refrigerator, now would be a good
time for that.

Speaker 5 (11:19):
Who's gonna ask me? Like your boss or something.

Speaker 6 (11:20):
Who's to ask you?

Speaker 8 (11:22):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (11:23):
If just somebody asks, it's the time right now is
when I arrived, and I've been here for an hour.
If you could also tell me that I've been here
for an hour and I'll just wait for you.

Speaker 6 (11:36):
It's almost like it's almost.

Speaker 5 (11:38):
Like you're telling me you're here at this time for
some sort of alibi or some sort of weird like
I don't.

Speaker 1 (11:45):
Care alibi if it was for an alibi. That would
be that I committed some sort of a crime or
something and was hoping that you would vouch for me
that I was here and someone else might say I'm
somewhere else. That's that's what I was going for at all.

Speaker 5 (12:02):
Yeah, that is the definition of an alibi.

Speaker 6 (12:04):
Yes, yes, I understand that.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
I would just like to note that I'm here with
your refrigerator and I'm willing to wait for you.

Speaker 5 (12:12):
All right, this is getting way out of hand. I'm
gonna probably call the cops.

Speaker 1 (12:18):
Man like this, if we cannot involve the authorities in
this matter, that would be fantastic. Unless they call you
to ask what time I was here, and then you
can let them know that I wrapped early and I
was here at this time to drop off your refrigerator.

Speaker 5 (12:35):
All right, man, Like, it is obvious that you did something,
You're involved with some sort What did you do?

Speaker 1 (12:40):
Well, I've just delivered your refrigerator a little bit early.
Who have been? You got the location for the delivery
for a week and a half now, and so I
knew exactly where to go.

Speaker 5 (12:54):
All right, listen here you that's what you are? You motherless?
I'm gonna call the cops. Okay, get this situated because
I don't watch you near my house or whatever it
is that you're doing. Okay, this is I've had enough.
This is done. Did you hear that I'm calling the
cops right now?

Speaker 1 (13:11):
Okay, well, then I'll let you know. It's a prank
phone call. What this is actually Doubile from the Jubil
Show doing a phone prank on you and your wife
set you up. Oh, she said that you guys are
getting your refrigerator delivered today and wanted to creep you out.

Speaker 5 (13:31):
All right, Yeah, man, was probably the weirdest phone call
I've ever seen.

Speaker 6 (13:37):
Wow, wake up.

Speaker 1 (13:39):
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(14:00):
a cl now brought to you by Michael Shooting going Auburn.
What it's also not for Friday?

Speaker 2 (14:07):
This is the last time for the free trip Friday,
free trip phone prink.

Speaker 1 (14:11):
There it is apparently for me it's Friday, though I'm
excited about the weekend. Yeah, it's excellent. I'm just gonna
let that go. But phone prink, Yeah on a not Friday,
no Wednesday? Yeah, yeah, yes, all right. Well, his time
for Verninas was trending.

Speaker 2 (14:31):
There's a question that's trending right now, and it's not
what day it is. It is why did Machine Gun
Kelly speak at Harvard Business School?

Speaker 1 (14:39):
Because he wants to leave him alone.

Speaker 2 (14:40):
People are actually googling this and curious as to why
he did. Because he did, we really don't know. We
don't know what he talked about. We don't know why
he was there. All we know is that Machine Gun
Kelly was dressed up in a tie, showed up in
a lecture room and gave some type of a speech
to the students. But I always think it's cool to
hear from different artists and stuff like, even if you're
a business mind, they're a product that they need to sell,

(15:03):
So there's business involved in any type of artists.

Speaker 1 (15:05):
Also, definitely, so it makes sense, I guess. But they
don't say. They didn't say what he was talking about.

Speaker 2 (15:11):
I know, they didn't say what the subject matter was
at all, other than the fact that he just spoke
out a class.

Speaker 1 (15:17):
Just find one of.

Speaker 2 (15:17):
Those kids in the class. You can find out easily. Well,
maybe they decided to make it like hush hush. He
had to sign like an NDA.

Speaker 1 (15:23):
I feel like it had to be if no one
else what we talked about. It's like someone would have
been immediately coming out of their new algebra professor. Harvard
has a good algebra program right here.

Speaker 2 (15:33):
Oh yeah, maybe no, no, not algebra.

Speaker 1 (15:40):
No, I'll do fractions.

Speaker 2 (15:42):
If you were going to speak to a class, Oh,
let's pretend you got asked to go to Harvard. What
do you think that your content matter would be? What
class would you be speaking to?

Speaker 9 (15:51):
Ye?

Speaker 2 (15:51):
Likes doesn't matter, Like what are you saying? You get
to talk about whatever you want to. Harvard students some
of the smartest people out there.

Speaker 1 (16:02):
Gardening. Yeah, I called the garden more. I'd probably point
out the fact that most of the people who have
created the huge businesses in this world dropped out of college. Hey, okay,
make him feel bad people like that? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
probably that's why what I would do. I spoke at
Syracuse University once. Yeah, what did you say? It was
for their broadcasting school. I was talking about broadcasting. Yeah,

(16:25):
I talked about radio broadcasting. Wow, what did you like?

Speaker 3 (16:29):
I'm just picturing Jubil, like old Jubil also coming into
my lecture.

Speaker 1 (16:35):
So yeah, I was one of people were like, you're
speaking at Syracuse because they have a really good broadcasting program.
That's cool. And I even used to work with the
guy he's on the he's on that Fox NFL or
the NFL Red Zone anyway, he owes that now. But
he went to Syracuse and he texted me and he's like,
you're speaking at my I was like, yeah, man, it's

(16:56):
really gone downhill since you left a lot more college candy.

Speaker 2 (17:02):
It's the college tour coming to a school near you. Well,
there was a cheating scandal. This time it was at
the World Stone Skimming Championship, which is otherwise known as
skipping rocks. So the World Stone Skimming Championship controversy was
that there were people, several competitors actually, who had stones

(17:23):
that were modified and two round that they looked like
they were tampered with, so that they were cheating to
like skip their rocks better. Yeah, it became a real
big scandal, so be careful. They bounced better on water
when you're around.

Speaker 1 (17:40):
I see why you've been asked to speak at school
things like that.

Speaker 10 (17:45):
You know.

Speaker 1 (17:47):
That I get professors interested. Take that with you today.
We'll just drop it. That's what's trending.

Speaker 11 (17:53):
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Speaker 1 (18:00):
Amiara is on the phone today for our first day
follow up, and she's getting ghosted by a guy named THEO.
So in a few minutes, we'll call him and see
if you'll tell us why he's ghosting her and maybe
get her a second date. But first, Ameira, how long
has it been since you heard from THEO?

Speaker 12 (18:14):
It's been a week and a half.

Speaker 1 (18:18):
How did you guys leave it after the date?

Speaker 13 (18:21):
Well? I thought we would see each other again for
sure because it was such an amazing date.

Speaker 12 (18:26):
But he hasn't you know. I tried texting him after
the date and I didn't hear anything. I was like, oh, well,
people get busy, but I still haven't heard anything, so
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (18:37):
Okay, Well, why don't you tell us about the date
and let's see if we can find some holes.

Speaker 13 (18:41):
Okay, So we met up and we went to go
to this like really cute like.

Speaker 12 (18:47):
Honey tasting the skyline.

Speaker 13 (18:51):
Yeah, it was a picnic like sunset picnic with honey tasting, and.

Speaker 12 (18:58):
Before I know, it was so cute and fun.

Speaker 13 (19:01):
And he's also the reason, like he suggested it because
he's an urban bee keeper.

Speaker 12 (19:08):
Oh I thought that was cool.

Speaker 1 (19:11):
So he's pretty hipstery then.

Speaker 13 (19:16):
Yeah for sure, but also like rugged. He's outdoorsy and
he's like, you know, a gentle poet type. He was
like quoting roomy while drizzling honey into my sea.

Speaker 12 (19:27):
It was like very.

Speaker 2 (19:28):
Cute, it's amazing, and we met like we met in person.

Speaker 13 (19:36):
We didn't meet online. We met it like a weekend
pop up market. And anyway, the dates super romantic, very
like indie rom com vibes. There was one point where
like a bee landed on my nose and I sneezed
mid laugh and which like sprayed honey across the blanket
and onto the honeycomb, and like he nervously laughed. So

(19:59):
I thought, okay, maybe I've recovered this. But then I
also knocked over a jar of lavender honey.

Speaker 1 (20:05):
Onto his shoes oho.

Speaker 13 (20:08):
But that's the only weird thing that happened. Everything else
was great. We had an amazing batcher of constant laugh
just great vibes.

Speaker 12 (20:16):
That was the only like weird mishap.

Speaker 1 (20:18):
It's probably still trying to get honey off him, because
once you get honey on it like multiplies and it's
sticky everywhere it was, And then he sneezed on the honey.

Speaker 5 (20:28):
Cool.

Speaker 13 (20:29):
Well, my sneeze like spray sprayed honey kind of like
on the blanket and all the honeycomb. So it was
just kind of a weird, like uncomfortabletion moment for just
a moment. But that's the only thing I can think
of that like kind of went awry. Everything else was
really romantic and cute. But I'm thinking maybe he thought
I was like clumsy or unhygienic with my sneeze.

Speaker 2 (20:50):
I don't know.

Speaker 13 (20:51):
That's the only thing I didn't think of that like
went south. Everything was so romantic and cute.

Speaker 2 (20:57):
Well, maybe if he's an urban beekeeper, he really like
honey is the thing, right, So maybe he did take
that a little bit seriously.

Speaker 1 (21:04):
I don't know, I would hope not. Yeah, did you
guys cares or anything.

Speaker 12 (21:09):
Well we didn't. We didn't kiss, but like it was
a very like romantic intimate date. Like at the end, like.

Speaker 13 (21:16):
We cleaned up, we watched the skyline, we shared like
a very like spark filled moment, like it felt like
a movie ending, Like it was really romantic, and it
sort of felt like, oh, this is something we're going
to take our time with.

Speaker 12 (21:28):
So that's kind of why it felt like it didn't
go as the physical route.

Speaker 2 (21:32):
He was more romantic you know, yeah, yeah about going
out again.

Speaker 13 (21:38):
It was sort of instinuated. It was like, you know,
we kind of left it as like, you know, love
to see you again, and and I just figured like
it would flow and continue to flow like I got
when I didn't hear from him. I'm like a Wes busy,
so always out and leave a little text. But then
when I now when I'm not hearing, I'm like, okay,
this is obviously there's a reason he's out messaging back.

(22:00):
And I'm just so confused because I just thought it
went really great.

Speaker 1 (22:04):
All right, well, well play us on come back and
then call him and seafotels why's ghosting you? And maybe
get you a second date? Okay, thank you. All right,
we'll get your first day follow up next. Right in
the middle of your first day follow up if you're
just joining us, Amira is on the phone and she's
getting ghosted by a guy named CEO. So in a
second we're going to call him and sifatels why he's

(22:24):
ghosting her and maybe get her a second date. But first, Emira,
why don't you break down your situation for us again
real quick?

Speaker 13 (22:30):
Yeah, I went on amazing date with this urban beekeeper,
rugged poet outdoors men, really cute.

Speaker 12 (22:37):
We had an amazing date. Everything was wonderful.

Speaker 13 (22:39):
The only thing I can think of on this cute, cute,
honey tasting date was that I did sneezed at one point,
like mid laugh, and I sprayed honey and kind of
got honey on his shoes. It was like a whole thing.
But aside from that, the date was so great. But
it's been complete silence since.

Speaker 1 (23:00):
All right, Well, are you ready for us to call him?

Speaker 12 (23:02):
Yes?

Speaker 14 (23:03):
Okay, here we go, Hello him answering the THEO please, yes,
Hey THEO.

Speaker 1 (23:20):
How are you? This is a radio show. It's called
The Jubile Show.

Speaker 8 (23:23):
Hi.

Speaker 1 (23:24):
Hi, I'm Victoria and my name is juble. What's up?

Speaker 6 (23:27):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (23:27):
Ho, Hi, how's it going? Have you ever listened to
the show before?

Speaker 6 (23:32):
Yeah? Once or twice?

Speaker 1 (23:34):
Once or twice? Great? Well guess what?

Speaker 6 (23:38):
Oh this is the thing with.

Speaker 1 (23:41):
The date and the yes, it is the first day
follow up. That's where if you go out on a
date with somebody and you end up ghosting them, that
person can email us to get you on the phone
and ask why you're ghosting them? Do you know who
would email us about you? Oh? Man, Okay, this is awkward.

Speaker 9 (24:01):
Uh ah.

Speaker 12 (24:03):
This is a girl, a me Era.

Speaker 6 (24:05):
That I went on a date with recently.

Speaker 1 (24:07):
Yes, that's who emailed us, and she says she really
liked thought you guys really hit it off, but doesn't
know why you're ghostinger? Would you mind telling us?

Speaker 6 (24:16):
I mean, like, look, she was like a great person
at all. It felt like the date went well, but
like I don't know, like she she talked a lot
about her job and she like she says she works
like seventy hours a week and she checks her emails
a lot, like at midnight, like pretty much like twenty
four to seven, and like I don't know, it just
it felt like she was just like really really into.

Speaker 1 (24:35):
Her job, And is that a bad thing.

Speaker 6 (24:38):
I mean, I just I dated a girl that was
like that, and it's just like I wasn't into it,
Like it just wasn't my thing, and like nothing against
her is just you know, I prefer not to deal
with that.

Speaker 2 (24:48):
So did that girl that you saw before just not
have enough time for you or was it just the
emails was bothering you?

Speaker 6 (24:56):
Well, it was kind of everything, like a culmination of
everything between the Like it was like she always had
her phone on her and it was like blue tirt
like pocket, and she was always second, and she always
had little reminders and stuff. I was like really really
obsessive and like the whole thing and like I don't know,
I just felt like that whole thing really interfered with

(25:17):
like me getting to disconnect with her because it was
always like the job was always first and I was
like second.

Speaker 1 (25:22):
It's basically just because she works a lot.

Speaker 6 (25:26):
I no, And look, I just would prefer someone to
give me their undivided attention, like I get works important
at all, Like whatever puts food on the table and
all that stuff. Blah blah blahah But you know, just
turn off your phone you're on a date, Like just
the person in front of you should be the most
important thing, not the phone.

Speaker 2 (25:42):
Okay, so you're all about being in the moment. Yeah, okay,
all right, well thank you for telling us. Now I'll
let you know that Amira is on the phone listening
and wants to talk to you.

Speaker 13 (25:54):
Okay, ye Hi, you play work ethic is the deal
breaker here.

Speaker 6 (26:04):
I mean you heard all the stuff I said. I mean,
I think I made a pretty good case, you know,
like I'm just saying.

Speaker 12 (26:11):
I mean, I do.

Speaker 1 (26:12):
I love what I do.

Speaker 13 (26:13):
It's a passion, but it's not a prison. Like i'm single,
I have the time and the things get serious. I
can build in boundaries, like I can schedule date nights
and vacations and more spontaneous rooftop of b parties whatever.
Like I run my life off right now. I'm single, though,
so I run it in a particular way.

Speaker 2 (26:33):
I mean, that's a good point. You can't give somebody
their your undivided attention until they earn it.

Speaker 6 (26:38):
I mean that that's fair. But you know, it's kind
of more like a boss with like a Google calendar
and like a bodyguard and like you know, like set
appointments and you know, I don't know. I don't know.
And then you show me your schedule. That's a really
packed schedule, and I don't know how you fit so
many things in one day.

Speaker 12 (26:53):
Yeah, you're just scared of a woman with ambitions scared.

Speaker 6 (26:58):
No, no, no, it's like no, it's like it's like
cautiously allergic, like I need to take a certain tech
and then like I'm good.

Speaker 12 (27:07):
What I'm not just ambitious. I'm hot and I'm not broke.

Speaker 13 (27:12):
That's basically the dating jackpot, Like I don't understand what's
wrong with this.

Speaker 1 (27:16):
Okay, I'm not broke.

Speaker 6 (27:20):
Uh all right, facts, all right, So super hot, you know,
not broke. You know, I'm just a dude that's like
really in touch with nature and I don't have a
I don't I'm not on my phone all the time.
I don't really rely on technology. It's just me and
trees and bees and honey. And that's kind of it.

Speaker 12 (27:37):
Yeah, but do.

Speaker 13 (27:38):
Should think that opposite a track like I am not
going to be on my phone twenty four seven when
we're on dates together, Like work is important to.

Speaker 12 (27:48):
Me, but I can make time for my person if
I'm dating someone.

Speaker 6 (27:52):
But it's like I don't know You're going to introduce
your urban beekeeper boyfriend to all your corporate like dudes
at your event, like, oh, here's my boyfriend scared of bees. Like,
I don't know, that just doesn't really go together.

Speaker 13 (28:04):
I think that's crazy. I think it's really interesting what
you do. I don't know anyone else who does that.
I think other people would be interested and have questions too.
It's not like you're doing something like only fans or something.
You're doing an interesting job.

Speaker 6 (28:18):
Yeah, I mean it's kind of weird, you know. It's
like I don't know. I'd be keeping. It would be
like a novelty to you, and I'd be like, oh,
how cute he takes scare of pees. He's a beat
keeper all Like, I don't know, Like that's I don't
know how I feel about that. That makes me really uncomfortable.

Speaker 12 (28:32):
And uh, and I don't know.

Speaker 6 (28:34):
A lot of suits and ties, so that would also
be a problem.

Speaker 13 (28:38):
And you know, like you're making up this whole story
that doesn't even exist.

Speaker 6 (28:44):
I mean like, no, no, I know, look, I okay,
maybe I'm like over anticipating this, but I don't know.

Speaker 1 (28:49):
I just well, deal, would you like another date with
a mar will pay for it.

Speaker 6 (28:54):
You know, Yeah, so I will? Why not? Okay, I
guess I like overreacted. But can we just do this again?
Can we just like press the reset button and like
do this again?

Speaker 12 (29:07):
Yeah? I mean I'm open to that.

Speaker 13 (29:09):
I just don't want you projecting other things onto me,
Like I never told.

Speaker 12 (29:13):
You you have to win her suit. I never like,
you know, I'm not gonna.

Speaker 13 (29:17):
I think you're just projecting from past experiences onto me.
And I just hope you like look at you with
fresh eyes when he's on the second date.

Speaker 12 (29:24):
Let's just like see where it goes.

Speaker 1 (29:25):
That's you'll be proud of yourself. Man, urban beekeepers are dope.

Speaker 6 (29:30):
Thank you. I appreciate that. I wish more people would
think that.

Speaker 1 (29:33):
But great, Mary, you got another date. Congratulations, thank you?
You will first date follow up?

Speaker 7 (29:46):
I've got room for one more if you still want
to go to ask But where did you find that
some kid back in town?

Speaker 5 (29:52):
Trade the van for it?

Speaker 7 (29:53):
Straight up?

Speaker 1 (29:54):
I can get seventy miles to the gallon on this hog.

Speaker 6 (29:58):
You know, Lloyd, just I think you couldn't possibly be
any dolmer.

Speaker 1 (30:04):
You go and do something like this.

Speaker 14 (30:06):
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Speaker 1 (30:15):
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Speaker 3 (30:33):
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Speaker 15 (30:36):
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He just kind of vibes the brother he'll be Yeah,
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Speaker 4 (31:10):
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If you want to play, Victoria calls up right now,
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Speaker 11 (31:24):
What amly some sort of a mentally challenged aarha, No,
not even I didn't say that.

Speaker 1 (31:31):
It was like, why am I you've been listening to
to begin with? You're a virgin who can't try. It's
time for America's favorite trivia game, You Versus Victoria. Your
chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game of
trivia for Jonas Brothers tickets and let's meet today's contestant
for you verus Victoria. Kiro what up?

Speaker 5 (31:49):
Kia?

Speaker 1 (31:49):
How are you hi?

Speaker 5 (31:51):
Noble good?

Speaker 2 (31:52):
How are you guys?

Speaker 1 (31:53):
Wonderful? Thank you for asking? You sound like you're cheery
and bright this morning and ready to go.

Speaker 6 (31:58):
I don't know how.

Speaker 5 (31:59):
I haven't had a like a caffeine yet. I just
got up.

Speaker 1 (32:03):
You just wake up like that? That sounds so nice?
Is that how you drink your caffeine. Nice. All right,
Victoria just got her caffeine.

Speaker 7 (32:14):
I did.

Speaker 1 (32:14):
It's done nothing.

Speaker 3 (32:15):
I'm kind of sad, and I say a sandwich, so
I'll go breakfast sandwich, so you can't have that.

Speaker 12 (32:20):
I mean, well, then we're on even playing field.

Speaker 6 (32:23):
It sounds like like that.

Speaker 1 (32:25):
All right, We're gonna send Victoria on the studio and
here we go, Kira. While she's leaving, the game is
played like this. You have thirty seconds to answer as
many questions as possible. If you don't know one, just
say passed, and Victoria has to beat you outright to win.

Speaker 12 (32:37):
Okay, all right, sounds good.

Speaker 1 (32:40):
All right, here we go, Kira. Your time starts.

Speaker 2 (32:45):
Which MLB team was the first founded professional baseball team?

Speaker 1 (32:51):
What are young platypuses called? That's cute? Yeah? And an
NHL game? How many periods in the game is divide?
How many?

Speaker 2 (33:00):
How many periods is the game divided into two? Does
sound travel faster and water or air?

Speaker 1 (33:08):
Air?

Speaker 2 (33:09):
What year did the UFC establish that Which country has
the most active volcanoes?

Speaker 12 (33:20):
North America?

Speaker 1 (33:21):
Okay, got it in. We'll bring Victoria back into the studio.
And while she's coming in and getting her headphones on
and getting settled. Here's a question for you, Kira. If
you had to write a Yelp review for your own personality,
what would it say.

Speaker 13 (33:35):
It would say, doesn't need caffeine to be bright and cheery?

Speaker 5 (33:40):
All right?

Speaker 1 (33:40):
Victoria, if you had to write a Yelp review for
your own personality, what would it say? Mine would say
does absolutely need All right? Here you go thirty seconds
to answer as many questions as possible. If you don't
know one, just say pass. And you had to beat
Kira outright to win, and Kira, you can tell Victoria
when to go.

Speaker 9 (34:00):
Oh, I go?

Speaker 2 (34:05):
Which MLB team was the first founded professional baseball team,
the Yankees. What are young platypuses called platypie an NHL game?

Speaker 1 (34:14):
How many periods is it divided into? Wait? What n
HL hockey? Three? Does sound travel faster and water or air? What?

Speaker 6 (34:23):
Water?

Speaker 2 (34:24):
What year did the UFC establish nineteen fifty? Which country
has the most active volcanos America? How many eyelids per
i do dogs have?

Speaker 1 (34:37):
Uh? Uh oh? One? One? Yeah, we'll go with one. One, Okay, alright,
we're going with two. Okay, let's send it over to
the scoreboard and see how you guys did with our scoreboard.
Our social media producer Gabby Kira didn't get any correctly.
Toria got to, WHOA, I know you didn't be.

Speaker 12 (35:02):
Victoria, Victoria, good day.

Speaker 1 (35:05):
You do have Joe Jonas Brothers tickets just for playing
though you.

Speaker 9 (35:09):
I will take it all right.

Speaker 1 (35:11):
Let's get the answers now with Nina.

Speaker 2 (35:13):
The Cincinnati Reds were the first professional baseball team that
was founded in eighteen sixty nine. WHOA, young platypuses are
called puggles, really.

Speaker 1 (35:23):
Get any weirder? It's cute. That's a cute name. I'm
just it's they just everything about them is weird. Are
they furry? Yeah, they're furry, and they have a web
feet and a duct bill who knows what else and
teeth I think I think they also have teeth.

Speaker 9 (35:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (35:39):
May the tail that's like a tale. Yeah, it's like
a beaver type tail. Like they've got every every part
of every animal. There's such a hybrid. Yeah, their parents
hasn't gotten freaky once upon a time. Wow, And in NHL,
I just had a visual.

Speaker 2 (35:53):
But anyway, in an NHL game, there are three periods.

Speaker 1 (35:57):
Sound travels faster in water.

Speaker 2 (35:59):
The uf HE was established in nineteen ninety three, Indonesia
has the most active volcanoes and a.

Speaker 1 (36:06):
Dog has three eyelids. WHOA what it's like on the side,
I think, I don't know that closes up and down
and on the side I've already noticed all dogs. How
do you know that? I don't know how I know
that actually it's but I'm pretty sure that's what it is.

Speaker 2 (36:22):
It's a fun game when you want to know something.
Just asked Jubile, and the chances of him you're actually
very high.

Speaker 1 (36:27):
I'm usually right. And then I'm like, I don't know
how I know that, though, but I'm pretty sure they
have an iselid that comes in from the side. What yes,
noted three islands? Kiara? Do you know how why? How many?
Why dogs have three islands? Or do you know where
they're at on the dog?

Speaker 6 (36:45):
Get to that question.

Speaker 12 (36:46):
I have no idea.

Speaker 13 (36:48):
My dog right now is go and I have no clue.

Speaker 1 (36:51):
Watching when he blinks earlier and see if you can
see the island that's on the side of his eye
come in. Yeah, it's like at the corner.

Speaker 12 (36:57):
I'll be studying it all day.

Speaker 1 (37:01):
Thank you for playing here. I have a great day,
you too. We play you vers Victoria at the same
time every single weekday morning. What edges look so creepy? Like, no,
so creepy. It's time to catch a cheater. Only on
the Jubile Show, Macy is on the phone today for

(37:21):
to catch a Cheater and she thinks that her boyfriend
of three years named Zach might be messing around. So
we'll see if we can help her out. Sorry that
you're going through it, Macy, But what's going on? Why
do you think Zach's cheating?

Speaker 9 (37:31):
I'm so embarrassed about this.

Speaker 5 (37:33):
I don't.

Speaker 16 (37:34):
I just need a little bit of help because I'm
just I keep on running over stuff in my head and.

Speaker 9 (37:39):
I mean I'm going insane. Okay, So me and my boyfriend, Zach, we've.

Speaker 5 (37:45):
Been together for three years.

Speaker 9 (37:47):
And it's been I mean it's been great.

Speaker 12 (37:49):
We haven't had problems.

Speaker 16 (37:52):
You know how sometimes people date someone and it gets
really dramatic and toxic.

Speaker 1 (37:57):
Yeah, yeah, that's good, that's great.

Speaker 16 (38:00):
Yeah, it's brand new to me because, like you know,
this is our first this is my first real serious
relationship in him too. It's really we're having an adult relationship.

Speaker 6 (38:11):
And when something's wrong, we talk.

Speaker 1 (38:12):
About it and like it's so good.

Speaker 12 (38:16):
And he's told.

Speaker 9 (38:17):
Me about his task and he's like.

Speaker 12 (38:19):
Oh, these are the girls that I've.

Speaker 16 (38:20):
Dated, and like it was a lot of he has
a big task, but like, yeah, a judgment. It's the
first relationship we've had that it's been over a year,
so like this.

Speaker 9 (38:30):
Is very good.

Speaker 16 (38:31):
And now we're talking about moving in.

Speaker 12 (38:34):
With each other because like we spend.

Speaker 9 (38:36):
Most nights at my house and it's kind of amazing.

Speaker 16 (38:39):
I never thought that I would be happy going to
bed with someone like every single.

Speaker 9 (38:45):
Night, but it's really nice, like we cuddle up and
we have a whole bedtime work.

Speaker 16 (38:48):
Anyway, everything is really really good. He's just been doing
some stuff lately that's really weird. Okay, like what even
saying it is so embarrassing and it's probably nothing, but like,
so lately he's been a little distant and like just
more than normal, and he'll disappear for like hours, and

(39:10):
normally when we see each other, you know, he'll tell
me what he does, but lately.

Speaker 9 (39:15):
He hasn't been. I've just been like, oh, how is
your day, and he's like really good and doesn't say
anything else.

Speaker 12 (39:21):
I'm like, that's weird.

Speaker 16 (39:22):
And then the other day I went over to his house,
and as I was walking in the door because we
have each other's keys, As I was walking in the door.

Speaker 1 (39:32):
I heard a woman like in the house, That's what
I thought.

Speaker 16 (39:37):
But then I came into the kitchen and it was
on his phone. And as soon as he saw me,
like come around the corner, he turned off his phone
really fast.

Speaker 2 (39:46):
Oh so he was talking to him. Was it a
video or was it a conversation? I don't know, Okay,
And it keeps on happening, Like when he's in the bathroom,
I think I hear.

Speaker 9 (39:58):
Him talk to like I again, I hear woman's.

Speaker 16 (40:00):
Voice, but I can't, Like it's really low, like he's
trying to make sure that I can't hear him.

Speaker 1 (40:06):
And is it the same voice? Like can you tell
he's just on speakerphone every time?

Speaker 12 (40:11):
Why if he's talking to a woman, why would it
be on speakerphone? Like does he want to get caught?
That's why I'm like, no, he's he's.

Speaker 9 (40:18):
Not that stupid, But also he is a man.

Speaker 2 (40:23):
Did you ask him like once you saw him the
first time, they put his phone away really quickly.

Speaker 1 (40:27):
You're like, oh, what was that?

Speaker 12 (40:28):
Yeah, the first time, I was like oh hey, what
was that.

Speaker 16 (40:31):
And he's like, oh, nothing, I'm just like watching a video.

Speaker 1 (40:36):
Was his body language and everything all awkward, like you've
been caught doing something.

Speaker 9 (40:40):
Yes, and then I don't.

Speaker 16 (40:45):
So our intimacy has always, you know, we've always been really.

Speaker 1 (40:51):
Good at it.

Speaker 16 (40:51):
We've we've you know, definitely had a healthy life with
in between the sheets. As they say, completely, he's not
into it, and I'll be like, hey, you know, like
I'll try to initiate it and he's like, oh not tonight.

Speaker 12 (41:08):
I've just got like a lot.

Speaker 1 (41:09):
Of stuff on my.

Speaker 9 (41:09):
Mind, okay, and like, yeah, that that's not good.

Speaker 1 (41:14):
All three of those. Thanks, Yeah, definitely uncomfortable. Definitely all right, Well,
see if we can figure out where you play a
song Comeback. And you already told us what grocery store
he's a rewards member at, So we'll pretend to be
from the grocery store and say that he's this month's
lucky winner of free flowers delivered from our floral department,
and we'll see if he sends those to you or
somebody else. Okay, thank you, Okay, we'll play on Comeback,
Get your to catch a Cheeter.

Speaker 10 (41:33):
Next.

Speaker 1 (41:34):
Macy is on the phone today for to catch a cheater,
and she thinks that her boyfriend, Zach of three years
might be messing around. So we're about to call him
and pretend to be from the grocery store that he's
a rewards card member at and say that every single month,
we choose one rewards card member who gets free flowers
delivered from our floral department, and we'll see if he
sends those to Macy, his girlfriend, or to somebody else.
But before we do that, Macy, you want to catch

(41:55):
us up on your situation.

Speaker 5 (41:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (41:57):
So I've been with Zach for.

Speaker 16 (41:58):
Three years and everything is going really well, and then
lately he's been disappearing for hours and like he doesn't
want to be intimate.

Speaker 9 (42:06):
With me, and I keep on sharing him like talk
to some girl.

Speaker 6 (42:11):
I think it's a girl.

Speaker 1 (42:13):
Okay, are you ready for us to call him? Yes? Okay, yeah,
here we go. Hello, Hi, this is horrible calling from
I was looking for a rewards card member named Zach.

(42:36):
This is Zach, Zach, how are you please do on?
Hang up? This is not a marketing phone call. I'm
actually calling to say congratulations, you're this month's big winner.

Speaker 17 (42:46):
Okay, you guys are great.

Speaker 12 (42:48):
I'm in there all the time.

Speaker 17 (42:49):
Yeah, but I never really like planned on winning anything
or anything like that, So, yeah.

Speaker 6 (42:54):
That's cool.

Speaker 1 (42:55):
Maybe you don't know, but every single month, we choose
one Rewards Card member at random who gets free flowers
delivered from our Flord department to anybody that they want
within the fifty United States. You've actually won thirty six
long stem red roses, a box of candy or chocolates,
and a card to be delivered to anybody that you want,
absolutely free. It's a three hundred and sixteen dollars value.

Speaker 17 (43:11):
Oh wow, that's crazy.

Speaker 1 (43:13):
Congratulations.

Speaker 10 (43:15):
Thanks.

Speaker 1 (43:15):
The first thing I would need would be the name
of the person that you'd like to send them to.
Sure it's Lilian, okay, And how about a card. I'll
get the address for me in a second. How about
a card? Would you like to put anything on the card?

Speaker 6 (43:32):
Just something?

Speaker 12 (43:32):
How about?

Speaker 7 (43:34):
Thanks so much?

Speaker 12 (43:36):
Two more months. I'm excited.

Speaker 17 (43:38):
Only two more months and I won't have to keep
this a secret anymore.

Speaker 1 (43:41):
Only two more months and I won't have to keep
this a secret anymore.

Speaker 6 (43:44):
Yeah, got something like that?

Speaker 1 (43:46):
Like okay?

Speaker 17 (43:48):
And yeah, just put like you're the best from that?

Speaker 1 (43:52):
Got it? I can definitely not do that for you,
because this is not the grocery store at all. My
name is actually a Jewbel and I'm Calm from radio
show called The Jebel Show. All shows here, I'mina Hi,
and I'm Victoria. And this is a segment we do
call to catch a cheater or we if you're somebody
suspects their significant other of keating, they see who they
send flowers to, and your girlfriend Macy's actually on the phone.

Speaker 12 (44:13):
Okay, who feah? Yeah, why would you do this?

Speaker 1 (44:23):
Suck heck?

Speaker 18 (44:24):
Like I'm so confused, Like why are you thinking right now?

Speaker 12 (44:27):
Like you're confused? You're seeing on me? What's someone named li.

Speaker 6 (44:33):
You?

Speaker 12 (44:34):
Why are you saying flowers?

Speaker 17 (44:38):
Let me explain, Like.

Speaker 12 (44:41):
I'm gaining three years of my life. You're the most
serious I never with anyone.

Speaker 1 (44:47):
I'm gaining.

Speaker 12 (44:50):
I can explain. Please please don't just more lunch, Just
do more lunch.

Speaker 6 (45:00):
You know what, you know what, you know, what's in
two months?

Speaker 12 (45:03):
You know what's in two months?

Speaker 18 (45:05):
You know hold on, may see you know what's in
two months?

Speaker 12 (45:08):
Story anniversary in two months? Right?

Speaker 18 (45:16):
No, so listen here, I'm sending the flowers to a
virtual chef that I've been buying classes for to learn
how to make your favorite dish, Rika Tony for our anniversary.

Speaker 12 (45:29):
Oh why do I love you?

Speaker 18 (45:34):
Like, I'm this is crazy, right, I heard kind of
I kind.

Speaker 12 (45:40):
Of get where you're this is coming from.

Speaker 17 (45:43):
So like I remember the other day I was on
my phone and you walked in and I kind of
like quickly turned it off and seemed super guilty.

Speaker 9 (45:51):
So I can only.

Speaker 17 (45:53):
Okay, So yeah, I was actually talking to my teacher
and you know, and then it was awkward because I
was you know, you came in, and you know, I
didn't want you to find out that you know, you know,
I didn't want to blow the surprise. I haven't told
her like if you ever come in, like, don't be
surprised if I just you know, hurry up and hang
up the phone.

Speaker 7 (46:11):
So like, I don't know, I'm sorry, Like my mind
has kind of.

Speaker 6 (46:14):
Been crazy, you know.

Speaker 12 (46:15):
I just been wanting this to be perfect for you.

Speaker 6 (46:18):
So like I apologize, I guess.

Speaker 1 (46:20):
I guess. Yeah, so like you do apologize.

Speaker 12 (46:24):
Well, I didn't do anything wrong, okay, Yeah, I'm just.

Speaker 1 (46:27):
Trying to help you to make sure that you do
that part, you know for real.

Speaker 18 (46:30):
No I'm being I'm the one you know, being accute
achieving here, you.

Speaker 9 (46:34):
Know, by you guys, and you know, suspected exactly what
I was going wrong instead of like, you know, trying
to frame me or something like that.

Speaker 12 (46:41):
So whatever you got.

Speaker 17 (46:42):
I'm trying to talk to my girlfriend, but whatever, that's cool.

Speaker 2 (46:44):
Well you weren't framed. And also she asked you what
was going on and you just kind of blew her off.
So I mean, you got to just understand why somebody
would jump to conclusions. That's where the apology comes in.
They were being, you know, shifty.

Speaker 12 (46:54):
So so you've been on the phone with.

Speaker 16 (46:56):
This woman and you've been gone like cooking with her her,
and you haven't been sleeping with me.

Speaker 17 (47:04):
Okay, okay, I'm sorry that you're feeling this way, but
I'm not cooking with her. I'm cooking in at home,
trying to learn, Like I'm sorry, and like, yeah, I
just kind of been stressed, and yeah, you know, you're.

Speaker 12 (47:21):
Right, like we haven't been intimate.

Speaker 17 (47:24):
Lately, I guess, but you know, I've had nothing, but
I guess, but RIGATONI on the brain or.

Speaker 6 (47:27):
Something like that, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (47:29):
I guess you will too, saving to give.

Speaker 17 (47:33):
Yeah, and I'm so sorry, Like I'm you know, I
feel horrible that you know, you.

Speaker 6 (47:37):
Think I would cheat on you. You know I never.

Speaker 17 (47:39):
Would do that, And you know, I've just been trying
really hard, you know, you know, to make this rigatoni
for you. It's your favorite food, and you know you
deserve to have your favorite food on our anniversary. Like
that's it.

Speaker 5 (47:50):
He is really bad at cooking.

Speaker 17 (47:52):
Yeah, I've been working with her for a couple of
weeks now, and like, you know, I you know, I
thought rigatoni would be pretty easy. I'm like, oh, great,
her favorite food, you know, it's like noodles whatever. But no,
there's more to it, I guess. And you know I
have ruined about five batches of rigatoni in the last
couple of weeks. So yeah, there's that.

Speaker 16 (48:09):
It should be illegal ruining rigatoni, though.

Speaker 2 (48:12):
All the signs were there. So it's just this is
a happy ending. Really, no, this is the happiest ending.

Speaker 1 (48:18):
It's not happy yet, Wait till you try the rigatoni.
The Jebel shows to catch a cheater, you know, sometimes
they clear my head. I'll go I'll go shoot baskets
basketball court down the street. From me and about ten
more high schoolers, are you jel? And then the thing

(48:40):
is they continued to sit there on the side of
the court and make fun of me every time I
missed the shots. What happened last week when we checked
in with the show? Are the teenagers still there? And
are they still hackling me when I miss shots in
the shooting baskets? Well, you'll find out what the show
has been up to when we check in with the
Jubil Show right after this, the Double Show. This is dope,

(49:06):
your heart is True, your bell.

Speaker 10 (49:15):
In everyone a little s The biggest gift would be
from me and the car detached would say.

Speaker 1 (49:28):
Every iconic show has their wacky cast of characters, and
the Jewbil Show is no different. It's the Doebile Show
with your drunk and Nina Hi, and then there's everybody's
younger sister Victoria Ramirez Hi. And who could forget the
quirky neighbor kid who peers through our window from time
to time to ask you for goat. Cardi Ba can
work on our bookshelves to film tiktoks for her Goat

(49:48):
influencer page, our social media producer Gabby. It's pretty epic.
Then there's me. I'm Jewbil and this is the Gebil Show,
and it's the time a week where we check in
and see what's going on in our live. So, Nina,
what's up with you this week? So this is a
real question.

Speaker 2 (50:02):
Why does everybody think that if two single people hang out,
they're either going to get married or heartbroke.

Speaker 1 (50:10):
Who is there anything else that can happen?

Speaker 6 (50:14):
Well?

Speaker 2 (50:15):
In my opinion, yes, So this comes up because next month,
I'm going on a trip with a.

Speaker 1 (50:20):
Friend that I've had since second grade.

Speaker 2 (50:22):
Okay, and at some point in our lives he is
either hooked up with or dated all of my friends, okay,
but him and I have remained very close friends. And
so what we live in different cities, and so we're
going to go meet in Scottsdale and hang out and
have like.

Speaker 1 (50:34):
A really fun long weekend.

Speaker 2 (50:35):
And I've mentioned this in passing to a couple of
my friends and my mother and they're.

Speaker 1 (50:40):
Just like, oh my gosh, when are you getting married?
Oh my gosh, you're going to get heartbroken. I don't
think you should go.

Speaker 2 (50:47):
And everybody's starting to get in my head about this
great weekend.

Speaker 1 (50:50):
I've never Nisconsdale can we just talk about that. Can
I go to Arizona and have a good time, which
it's like coming back. I don't think you need.

Speaker 3 (50:58):
To be like get married, but I do think it
can be a cute Hallmark baby. But also what if
it's just like a good hookup, just I don't know,
like a fun fun people.

Speaker 1 (51:07):
Men and women can be friends. We have been friends
since second grade. He is an attractive man, but like
we're homies.

Speaker 2 (51:16):
Though.

Speaker 1 (51:16):
Do you think Nina, if you made a move on him,
would accept I mean I know that, yes, but nobody
said I was going to. But you can will need
to be pregnant when she comes out. Victoria, what's up
with you this week? Guys?

Speaker 3 (51:35):
I realized this weekend I'm getting older, unfortunately, and it's
it's come to the issue where I don't think I
can fully go out and not have any kind of
issues from like eleven am to one am the next
like overnight.

Speaker 1 (51:50):
It makes sense, like go out all.

Speaker 3 (51:51):
Day, like go out start at like brunch at eleven am.

Speaker 1 (51:54):
Oh, you can't go all night anymore? Yeah, all day
and all night. You gotta go all day or all night?

Speaker 10 (51:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (51:58):
God?

Speaker 3 (51:58):
And then it's like I did both this Saturday, and
I'm thinking fun of my friend because she took like
a indigestion medicine, I guess, or something like Tom's.

Speaker 1 (52:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (52:06):
Before we went out, I was like, girl, what are
you fifty? Let's go come on, we don't need that.
And then by like twelve, I was like, my tummies and.

Speaker 1 (52:13):
I want to go home. I want to go to bed.
Mind you. I went home and passed out in like
two seconds. Yeah, but I was like, this is lame.
What am I doing? So what happens? It's all downhill.
It's only midnight. I still have two more hours the bars.

Speaker 2 (52:25):
Just wait till you get to that age when you're like, man,
party during the day and let me be in bed
by eight and everything is okay.

Speaker 5 (52:32):
I want to.

Speaker 1 (52:32):
Dance, I want to hang out. I want to party.

Speaker 2 (52:36):
Till you had thirty Victoria. Yeah, no, keep tombs in
your bag. I always have sound.

Speaker 1 (52:42):
It's just so funny to me. Oh look, it's our
social media producer, Gabby stopping by. Gabby, what's up with you?
This week? I think I have to burn my house down.

Speaker 11 (52:51):
I was sitting on the couch reading the other day
and out of the corner of my eye I saw
something sorry the couch, and I thought to myself, that
couldn't that couldn't have been right like that.

Speaker 1 (53:04):
I didn't really see that. So I mean, my husband
get down.

Speaker 11 (53:07):
In check a huge spider.

Speaker 1 (53:11):
I was singing a rat.

Speaker 11 (53:13):
It was like the size of a small mouse, though,
gosh huge. And so my husband gets it out from
under the couch and he's trying to like stomp on it,
and it looks like he's like salsa dancing. Spider's just
like weaving in and out so fast.

Speaker 1 (53:28):
I couldn't believe it. We did get it, and I
know there's others. They're definitely the lurking. Yes, oh god,
if I saw the whole thing go down and closet, yeah,
you got to burn it down. You gotta sleep with
one eye open.

Speaker 17 (53:42):
Man.

Speaker 1 (53:43):
They have fire insurance for that reason.

Speaker 18 (53:46):
That's not true. Don't listen.

Speaker 1 (53:50):
What's up with me this week? I've decided that I
want to be a vampire. Excuse me. Also, before I
tell you why I want to be a vampire. My
new song, The Messenger, It's coming out on September twenty sixth.
I'm very excited about that. If you don't know, I
do music anywhere you get music, just type in my name.
But here's a clip of the song that I'm releasing
on September twenty sixth. Then I'll tell you all about the
vampire stuff in a second. Okay, they're gonna shoot the messenger.

(54:13):
I might put on a stretch of fur keep saying
I'm very excited about this song release that's September twenty
six If you go to my TikTok and you can
pre save the link so that you can get a
song when the drops. Message clear this message shoot first first,
because I'm on a miss challenge acceptance that don't come
get it if I go and follow the ground, so
prop me. I think it's my favorite song of yours.

Speaker 2 (54:35):
By the way, Oh thank you yeah one a lot
a lyric person which is so good.

Speaker 1 (54:39):
You really have to listen to what he's saying, thank you. Yeah.
So that's exciting. But also I realize I want to
be a vampire really bad. I know I'm kind of
late to the party on this. Yeah, but my girlfriend
like Twilight and I've never seen Twilight, so I was like,
I want to start watching the Twilight movies. Yeah did you?

Speaker 2 (54:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (54:57):
Whoa what? Yeah? Girl?

Speaker 8 (54:58):
Don't.

Speaker 1 (54:58):
Yeah, I mean, I'm all the way in now. I've
made it past the first two I got. You know,
there's like five of them. Yeah, so I've got three
more movies to watch. But I don't understand why. So
if you haven't seen Twilight, the vampires in that movie
they twinkle in the sun. Yeah, And I'm like, why
are these dudes living in a place where it's cloudy.
If I could twinkle in the sun, I'd be outside

(55:18):
all day long, just twinkling. That's why I want to
be a vampire more than I don't really want to
do the whole blood sucking thing, but man, I want
to twinkle when I go in the sun.

Speaker 2 (55:27):
So I have a lotion for that that you just
put on and you just walk outside and you're all
shimmery and twinkly.

Speaker 1 (55:34):
You can do that anytime you want. It's have a
spray too. Are getting that stuff? Then they twinkle when
they go outside. I always thought vampires burned up. Wait,
yeah they do.

Speaker 8 (55:48):
There is question, yes, are you what are your team
Edward or Team Jacob. I'm seam Jacob right now, But
I don't know because I've made it through. It might
switch switch by the end of it. Once I saw
that Edward vampire dude Twinkle, I was like, I'm all
the way in Wow, what you know? Then I like
wolves and stuff, so then I'm kind of in team

(56:08):
Jacob right now. But then also, who knows, I could
switch it up. Okay, next you have to watch a
Vampire Diaries. So once you're done with Vampire Twinkle two. No,
but they have rings so they don't burn up.

Speaker 1 (56:20):
In the sun. Oh that's cool. Yeah, all right, every
single phone prank is a free trip phone prank. So
all you have to do right now is go to
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way with a friend to the Austin City Limits Music

(56:41):
Festival to see Sabrina Carpenter and a bunch of other people,
but mostly Sabrina Carpenters. Yes, all right, it's time for
Nina's what's trending.

Speaker 2 (56:49):
There's a story about a woman that's trending who literally
sold her soul for a labooboo collection. Okay, that's a
little dramatic, So it's a young Russian woman. Her name's Karina.
She sold her soul for one hundred thousand rubles, which
is equivalent to one thousand dollars and eighty dollars. So
she gets this collection of Laboo boos. And the guy
that sold its name is Dimitri, and he's like, Wow,

(57:11):
this is the first time I ever bought somebody's soul.
I don't know what I'm supposed to do with it.
Where does she actually sell her soul?

Speaker 1 (57:17):
But yeah, but I'm confused. I'm confused. I'm confused as
well because it doesn't say like that.

Speaker 2 (57:22):
It sounds like it was like a piece of paper
that she signed in her own blood saying that he
now owns her soul. But she's still living, she's doing whatever.
She has her labuboo collection. She still paid the rubles,
and she still paid the rubles. Wait, she paid or
she got soul and money? I guess No, she got
paid the right right, She got the rubles, She got
the rubles, and she got the Laboo boos and this

(57:43):
guy now owns her soul. So and I guess in
their mind it's more of like a spiritual contract or
something like that. But the Russian Orthodox Church caught wind
of it and is not happy, saying that she chose
evil and started warning her that things like illnes this
and suffering what happen to her because she was willing
to sell her soul. But I mean, can you take

(58:05):
your soul back at any time? Because like your soul
is yours?

Speaker 1 (58:08):
What is it?

Speaker 5 (58:08):
Like you?

Speaker 6 (58:09):
Ever?

Speaker 1 (58:09):
If you sell it then I guess it's his? But
does it gain interest? So then you like when you
trying to buy us back, but it's not real. There
a market for that, but it's not real on eBay
and can like you flip that soul and make you hey, yeah, man,
make extra bank. Okay, I got this soul. I was
able to get it for some rubles and the boo
hoo's you know, and if you give me like a Volvo,

(58:30):
if you can have it, well, okay, those vols are
pretty sick.

Speaker 2 (58:36):
But I wonder because aren't there witches on that one
website too? So it's placed Etsy? Oh yeah, the Etsy witches.
I don't think they're gonna have Etsy souls though, right,
I'm not Yeah, I haven't really been looking at it.
I'm sure probably dark Web probably has some stuff.

Speaker 1 (58:50):
I don't know. The regular Etsy probably has that. Are
you giving me? There's things for everyone on Etsy. I
found that that out at the other day. Well, if
you see a soul, I don't know that you'd want
to acquire that. You think you get you if you
buy sole?

Speaker 2 (59:04):
I want to say, probably, what doesn't depend on the
quality of the soul, Like it's a good soul, But
then what did you get top dollar?

Speaker 1 (59:11):
For sure? What do you do with it? A little bit?

Speaker 2 (59:14):
I don't put it in a jar and say this
person's soul is in here a jar. I don't know,
because it just reminds me of like Disney movies, you know,
and like Ariel sitting in her voice away. I just
see this, the voice in her soul, leave her body shelf.
You put it on a shelf?

Speaker 1 (59:29):
Is that what you would do with it? I think so.
I think it's a conversation piece, you know, like someone
comes over to your house or like nice place. What's
that over there? Oh, that's a soul? I bought it
some of the boo boos, I give some. I give
some la boos. They gave me their soul. Yeah, this
one's from a young Russian girl. This one over here
is from the old whatever. You know, that's so weird.
That's what they said in the story.

Speaker 2 (59:50):
Yeah, anyway, well here's a new term that you got
to think about.

Speaker 1 (59:53):
Imagine if that's real. Though, you go to meet the
maker and it's just like you're soulless. Yeah, but I
got I got these labooboos. You won't check them out.

Speaker 5 (01:00:02):
I want to give you a bag.

Speaker 1 (01:00:04):
I'll give you these labo There. It doesn't it doesn't
feel right. No, yeah, it doesn't feel good.

Speaker 8 (01:00:08):
You know.

Speaker 2 (01:00:08):
What would be interesting is to have like a like
a priest pastored away in on it, and that'd be
interesting just to hear.

Speaker 1 (01:00:14):
Like the that what their thoughts are on the spiritual
side of that kind of yeah, and then they could
break down like how many lab booos is okay? It's
like did you get a good deal or did he
get a good deal on that? You know, they're like,
I mean, yes, the Lord says for twenty thousand laboo boos,
it's okay to sell your I don't know. It could
be in the book. We don't know. Someone needs what

(01:00:37):
is an okay amount of laboos to sell your soul for?
I don't know. It doesn't feel right all but that
is what's trending doubles.

Speaker 18 (01:00:45):
Dirty little secret.

Speaker 1 (01:00:46):
Hello there, Hey, you have a dirty little secret.

Speaker 7 (01:00:51):
I do have a dirty little secret.

Speaker 1 (01:00:52):
Yay, what is it?

Speaker 7 (01:00:54):
I've been living in a storage unit.

Speaker 1 (01:00:56):
I okay, all right.

Speaker 7 (01:00:59):
Yeah, out of my place. My lease was up and
I had been paying like fifteen hundred a month, and
then I realized I can move all my stuff into
a climate controlled ten by ten foot storage unit and
I'm paying ninety a month.

Speaker 1 (01:01:15):
How do you get all your stuff in that? Where
is your storage unit for ninety dollars?

Speaker 7 (01:01:19):
Well, I got a knockress on the floor, and I
got rid of a lot of my other stuff. I
got a lot of I kind of decluttered a little bit. Yeah,
and you know, there's no refrigeration. I have to eat
a lot of sandwiches, and I uh, you know, shower
at the gym, and I plug my phone in at work.
But it's been pretty awesome, like especially when I see
other people paying like thousands of dollars for these tiny houses.

(01:01:43):
So yeah, I've been there going on three months. And
the only real downside is when I do hear people
rarely at night that comes through, I kind of freeze,
Like the cops because I hear footsteps up, so I
think it's a little unnerving.

Speaker 1 (01:01:58):
Is illegal to camp out in a store?

Speaker 7 (01:02:00):
I don't know, because I don't really want to know. Yeah,
I figure the less I know about that, the better.
I'm sure somewhere in the paperwork it says you can't
live here, but I I don't know. I fortunately I
don't snore, so so far it hasn't been an issue.
And it's actually not too bad, Like it's actually pretty comfortable,
and there's no upstairs jerk neighbor stomping around at two

(01:02:22):
in the morning, like it's pretty ideal. But the biggest
part of the dirty little secret is I've started dating
somebody new and I honestly can't bring her to the
storage unit, so I've been renting the same Airbnb every time.

Speaker 6 (01:02:40):
We can.

Speaker 1 (01:02:43):
Eventually, you're gonna have to tell her that you live
in a storage unit, yeah, or get an apartment.

Speaker 3 (01:02:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:02:47):
Well see how it goes.

Speaker 7 (01:02:49):
I mean, it's only been three weekends so far, and
it's it's been fine. And this place also that I've
been renting his way above my pay perad so I
don't know.

Speaker 14 (01:03:01):
Good luck, Yeah for really, thank you for telling us
your dirty little secret for sure.

Speaker 1 (01:03:06):
What's your dirty little secret,

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