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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You know, sometimes they clear my head. I'll go, I'll
go shoot baskets.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
You a basketball court down the stream for me and
about ten more high schoolers are you? And then the
thing is they continued to sit there on the side
of the court and make fun of me every time
I missed the shots. What happened last week when we
checked in with the show? Are the teenagers still there?
And are they still hackling me when I miss shots
(00:26):
in shooting baskets? Well, you'll find out what the show
has been up to when we check in with the
Jubil Show right after this.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
It's the Jubil Show.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Is shrewp.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
You are.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
In everyone a little.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
The biggest gift would be from me and the car
detached would say thank you. Every iconic show has their
wacky cast of characters, and the Jewbil Show is no different.
It's the Jewbil Show with your drunken Nina Hi and
then there's everybody's younger sister Victoria Ramirez Hi.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
And who could forget the quirky neighbor.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Kid who peers through our window from time to time
to ask you for goat Cardi Ba can work on
our bookshelves to film tiktoks for her goat influencer page
our social media producer Gabby.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
It's pretty epic. Then there's me.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
I'm Jewbil and this is the Jebil Show, and it's
the time a week where we check in and see
what's going on in our lives.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
So, Nina, what's up with you this week?
Speaker 3 (01:32):
So this is a real question.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
Why does everybody think that if two single people hang out,
they're either going to get married or heart broke.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Who is there anything else that can happen?
Speaker 4 (01:46):
Well, in my opinion, yes, So this comes up because
next month, I'm going on a trip with a.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Friend that I've had since second grade.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
Okay, and at some point in our lives he is
either hooked up with or dated all of my friends, okay,
but him and I ever me very close friends. And
so what we live in different cities, and so We're
gonna go meet in Scottsdale and hang out and have
like a really.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Fun long weekend.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
And I've mentioned this in passing to a couple of
my friends and my mother and they're just like, oh
my gosh, when are you getting married? Oh my gosh,
You're going to get heartbroken. I don't think you should go.
And everybody's starting to get in my head about this
great weekend.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
I've never Beeniscontsdale. Can we just talk about that? Can
I go to Arizona and have a good time, which
it's like coming back.
Speaker 5 (02:29):
I don't think you need to be like get married,
but I do think a can be a cute Hallmark baby.
But also it's just like a good hookup, just like
a fun fun pay people.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Men and women can be friends. We have been friends
since second grade. He is an attractive man, but like
we're homies.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Though. Do you think Nina, if you made a move
on in me would accept?
Speaker 3 (02:50):
I mean I know that, yes, but nobody said I
was going to but you did.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Four one six one will need to be pregnant when
she came out, Victoria, what's up with you this week guys?
Speaker 5 (03:06):
I realized this weekend I'm getting older, unfortunately, and it's
it's come to the issue where I don't think I
can fully go out and not have any kind of
issues from like eleven am to one am the next
like overnight. It makes sense, like go out all day,
like go out start at like brunch at eleven am.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Oh, you can't go all night? Anymore. Yeah, all day
and all night. You gotta go all day or all night?
Speaker 5 (03:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (03:29):
God?
Speaker 5 (03:30):
And then it's like I did both this last Saturday,
and I'm thinking fun of my friend because she took
like a indigestion medicine I.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
Guess, or something like Tom's.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Before we went out and I was like, girl, what
are you fifty? Let's go come on, we don't need that.
Speaker 5 (03:41):
And then by like twelve, I was like, my tummies
and I want to go home.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
I want to go to bed. Mind you.
Speaker 5 (03:47):
I went home and passed out in like two seconds.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Yeah, but I was like, this is lame. What am
I doing?
Speaker 1 (03:52):
So what happens?
Speaker 3 (03:52):
It's all downhill, that's it's only midnight.
Speaker 5 (03:55):
I still have two more hours at the bars.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
Just wait till you get to that age when you're like, man,
party during the day and me be in by eight
and everything.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (04:03):
I want to dance, I want to hang out.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
I want to party.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Until you had thirty Victoria.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
Yeah, in your bag, I always have sound.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
It's just so funny to me.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Oh look it's our.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Social media producer Gabby stopping by.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Gabby, what's up with you? This week?
Speaker 3 (04:19):
I think I have to burn my house down.
Speaker 6 (04:23):
I was sitting on the couch reading the other day,
and out of the corner of my eye, I saw
something sorry under the couch, and I thought to myself,
that couldn't that couldn't have been right like that.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
I didn't really see that. So, I mean, my husband
get down in check.
Speaker 6 (04:39):
A huge spider. It was like the size of a
small mouse, though, like gosh huge. And so my husband
gets it out from under the couch and he's trying
to like stomp on it, and it looks like he's
like salsa dancing.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Spider's just like weaving in and out.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
It was so fat.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
I couldn't believe it. We did get it, And I
know there's others.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
They're definitely they're lurking. Yeah, I'm probably waiting for a venge.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Yes, oh if I saw the whole thing go down
another in a closet.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Yeah, you gotta burn it down.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Yeah, you gotta sleep with one eye open.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Many have fire insurance for that reason.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Yeah, that's not true.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
Don't listen to.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
What's up with me this week?
Speaker 2 (05:23):
I've decided that I want to be a VAMPIREO excuse me. Also,
before I tell you why I want to be a vampire.
My new song, The Messenger is coming out on September
twenty sixth. I'm very excited about that. If you don't know,
I do music anywhere you get music just typing my name.
But here's a clip of the song that I'm releasing
on September twenty sixth. Then I'll tell you all about the
vapire stuff in a second.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Okay, they're gonna shoot the Messenger. I might put on
a stretch of fir keeping.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
I'm very excited about this song release that's September twenty sixth.
If you go to my TikTok, you can pre save
the link so that you can get a song when
it drops. Message clear this message shoot first first accepted,
don't go get it if I go and follow the ground.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
I think it's my favorite song of yours.
Speaker 4 (06:06):
By the way, Oh thank you Yeah a lyric person
which is so good. You really have to listen to
what he's saying.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Thank you. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
So that's exciting. But also I realize I want to
be a vampire really bad. I know I'm kind of
late to the party on this, but my girlfriend like
Twilight and I've never seen Twilight, so I was like,
I want to start watching the Twilight movies.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Yeah did you?
Speaker 4 (06:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (06:28):
Whoa what?
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Girl don't Yeah. I mean I'm all the way in now.
I've made it past the first two I got. You know,
there's like five of them. Yeah, so I've got three
more movies to watch. But I don't understand why. So
if you haven't seen Twilight, the vampires in that movie
they twinkle in the sun. Yeah, And I'm like, why
are these dudes living in a place where it's cloudy.
If I could twinkle in the sun, I'd be outside
(06:50):
all day long, just twinkling. That's why I want to
be a vampire more than I don't really want to,
like do the whole blood sucking thing. But man, I
want to twinkle when I go in the sun.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
Have a lotion for that that you just put on
and you just walk outside and you're all shimmery and twinkly.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
You can do that anytime you want.
Speaker 6 (07:07):
I have a spray too.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Are getting that stuff? Then?
Speaker 6 (07:12):
Ye?
Speaker 4 (07:13):
Good?
Speaker 1 (07:15):
They twink when they go outside. I always thought vampires
burned up, but wait, yeah they do.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
There question, yes, are you what are you Team Edward
or Team Jacob?
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Jacob? Right now?
Speaker 2 (07:25):
But I don't know, because I've made it through it
might switch by the end of it. Once I saw
that Edward, that Edward Vampire do Twinkle, I was like,
I'm all the way in.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Wow, what you know?
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Then I like wolves and stuff, so then I'm kind
of in team Jacob right now. But then also, who knows,
I could switch it up.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
Okay, next you have to watch Vampire Diaries, So once
you're done with Slight, you got to get in on
Vampire Twinkle too. No, but they have rings so they
don't burn up.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
In the sun.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Oh that's cool. Yeah,