The Full Jubal Show from September 22nd, 2025

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Guess what. You could win a Nobel Prize, so jew
will show and I know that sounds crazy. The Nobel
Prize is considered one of the most prestigious awards that
anybody awards, that anybody can get in their field. It
happens every year and it's given to people who they
say have had breakthroughs that are the greatest benefits to humankind. Wow, okay,
this year's Nobel Prize. Nobel Prizes have been announced and

(00:23):
the whole internet is making fun of it because it
reads more like the weirdest and dumbest Insights in Science
list than huge breakthroughs. How many they give out multiple
a bunch? Yeah, So what breakthroughs over this past year
are the most important things to happen to the human race.
We'll go over it so you can see just how
far we haven't gone, or be inspired or be inspired true,

(00:45):
because almost anybody can win one. I guess. This year's
Nobel Prize in Literature was awarded for a man for
persistently recording and analyzing the rate of growth of one
fingernail over a period of thirty five years.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
Why yeah, that's literature and he wrote about it, I guess, and.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
He won a Nobel Prize for that. Yeah, why doesn't
even feel like literature?

Speaker 3 (01:09):
Though?

Speaker 1 (01:09):
Where is the lip part?

Speaker 4 (01:10):
Like?

Speaker 5 (01:11):
I could see consistently texting somebody over and over again
until they respond, Like, at least that way you're using words,
and then put it into a.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
Book and you can also war prize. Hi, Hi, How
boring of a read? Must that be?

Speaker 4 (01:22):
Too?

Speaker 1 (01:23):
Just like it grew a little bit more today. For
thirty five years, I had to cut the hangnail. The
list of the twenty twenty five Nobel Prizes one of
the most prestigious awards that you can get, and this
year's list is going viral because of the weird things
that are on it. The Nutrition Prize was awarded to

(01:46):
researchers who determined that rainbow lizards prefer for cheese to
other varieties of pizza a lot.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
That was actually a study that they did. Wait, there's
little lizards don't even eat pizza. Why were they eating pizza?
Exactly animal cruelty. They're lactose and tolerant. I don't think
lizards are supposed to eat pizza. I thought they eat
crickets and stuff.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
But if you're going to be hanging out with a
rainbow lizard watching movies. I guess, you know, to give
them a four cheese pizza it doesn't feel okay, Yeah,
they prefer that over other varieties, even pineapple pizza. This
has got to be They're the actual Nobel Prizes that
were How does that help you?

Speaker 6 (02:26):
Man?

Speaker 5 (02:27):
You know that that dude, that lizard what I'm so
probably the bloated rainbow lizard now.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
Yeah, oh no. They have to go get funding for
all these studies too. If if I was a billionaire
and people asking for funding all the time and they're like,
hey man, we really want you to give like two
million dollars to us. So when are you trying to
figure out, well, we're trying to figure out what kind
of pizza lizards like. I'd probably be like, yeah, let's see,

(02:55):
I don't know sure, So here's the money man, Yeah,
here's the guy that would do that.

Speaker 7 (03:00):
Though.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
Yeah, it's just a bunch of stoner scientists are like,
I should totally see what kind of pizza is it.
It's like, oh my god. The Nobel Prize for Pediatrics.
Oh when to a team that looked into what a
nursing infant experience is when their mother eats garlic. What
how does that help as a society.

Speaker 5 (03:22):
It might see what the findings are that one maybe
maybe I could see.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
Maybe also just seems kind of weird. Where's the Maybe
it does seem weird?

Speaker 5 (03:31):
But if you're looking at garlic, which actually does help
a lot of like health benefits and stuff, I just
wonder if it's like, you know how sometimes I mean,
the baby's not fully developed, so if there are certain
nutrients that it shouldn't be having yet, Like garlic is
pretty loaded with stuff. It's like your harp and so
maybe he just wants to know how it's distributed, or
it's gonna get garlic breath after its.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
Garlic. I just don't want to know the findings that
would help me understand. Going over the twenty five Nobel
Prizes that they've handed out, the list is going viral
because of the ridiculous things that are on it. The
prize in Biology. The Nobel Prize for Biology went to
a study that determined cows painted with zebra like stripes
were fifty percent less likely to be bitten by flies.

(04:17):
What I just pictures of these scientists out there painting
cows like zebras and just watching how many flies bite them.

Speaker 5 (04:25):
But that can't be good for the cow. Like, what
kind of paint are you putting on a cow? That's good?

Speaker 1 (04:30):
You can't paint them.

Speaker 8 (04:31):
The only thing this list tells me is that I
have potential to win a Nobel Prize.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
Honestly, yeah, and I know pretty right about it now sious,
Like I gotta why. I feel like we could all
be Nobel Prize winning scientists. The Nobel Prize or Chemistry
went to an experiment analyzing whether eating teflon, you know
the stuff that you put like on pants to make
it nonstick, whether eating teflon would be an effective way

(04:56):
to increase food volume without extra calories.

Speaker 5 (04:59):
Oh wait, I thought, was like, didn't we find that
that was that that was not good for you?

Speaker 1 (05:05):
I think they say that it's bad for you no
matter what, right, Like I thought they stopped making certain
pans with tough one for a reason. It can't sound
like a cheaper way to like, if you want to
lose a few, like you don't have devote anymore? Does
eat deathline right make me sick? I won't eat. Perhaps
One of the biggest Nobel Prizes that everybody talks about
is a Nobel Peace Prize. The twenty twenty five Nobel
Peace Prize was given to a study that found that

(05:26):
drinking alcohol sometimes improves a person ability to speak in
a foreign language. I have I guess the world peace
through alcohol? I don't know. Or does it just like
make you think that everything makes sense? I've always thought
when I was drunk and speaking to someone wh doesn't
think English, we kind of get each other, you know,
because we're both speaking our language, we're both drunk, and

(05:47):
we're just kind of vibing on the same you know,
the same level totally.

Speaker 5 (05:51):
You know, like all of a sudden, like you become
like Australian when they're Australian.

Speaker 9 (05:55):
Hey.

Speaker 1 (05:55):
Mate. The Nobel Prize for Engineering went to a team
research how foul smelling shoes affect a good experience with
a shoe rack? What engineering?

Speaker 10 (06:06):
There's so many things going on in this world, then
Natalie give it to you.

Speaker 1 (06:09):
Yeah engineering. Yeah, so if you have stinky shoes on
a shoe rack, apparently the experience isn't as pleasant. At
what point do you figure that out?

Speaker 5 (06:17):
You're the engineer, Like when do you decide to put
a stinky shoe up and make that a thing.

Speaker 1 (06:21):
Anything else to do, no other ideas coming through your head.
That's so crazy.

Speaker 5 (06:25):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (06:27):
The Nobel Prize for Physics was given to scientists who
looked into the properties of pasta sauce. Okay, this is
a Nobel Prize for physics, especially the phase transition that
leads to clumping, which can cause unpleasantness. Clumping, what is it?
Cat litter? Yeah, so you don't want clumpy pasta sauce.

Speaker 5 (06:45):
Well, isn't that that just the tomato? I have no idea,
But have you never.

Speaker 1 (06:50):
Made pasta sauce?

Speaker 3 (06:51):
Physics?

Speaker 1 (06:52):
So if you've made pasta sauce before, does that make
you a physicist? Yeah? Well, if it's clumped, I guess not.
I don't know. But anyway, they say clumping can lead
to unpleasantness, and that's the Nobel Prize for physics. So
we're being controlled. Guys are being controlled. So tell me
why AI is bad Again, it's another jubile phone frame,

(07:12):
say Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Yes, this is Ted Davide. Oh,
I'm calling from Draculine and I was looking for Hannah
who's had a wedding dress in here being all cleaned
up and gussed up and printed up before the big day.

Speaker 11 (07:33):
Yeah? Is it ready for pickup?

Speaker 1 (07:35):
Will? I just need to talk to you a little
bit about the dress and it's exciting you're getting married
in nuptials in just a couple of days.

Speaker 8 (07:43):
Here.

Speaker 1 (07:43):
Is that Is that correct?

Speaker 9 (07:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (07:45):
This weekend?

Speaker 1 (07:46):
Big congratulations to you and the groom to be. Wait
does this make me so happy?

Speaker 11 (07:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (07:55):
So can I come get it today?

Speaker 1 (07:57):
Will? That is what I needed to call and talk
to you about. Just wondering what the color scheme for
your wedding?

Speaker 3 (08:05):
What do you what do you mean?

Speaker 1 (08:07):
Oh, just a question for you. Just wondering what the
color scheme is for your nuptials. I always like to
find that kind of stuff out. It's fun for me
to think about that.

Speaker 12 (08:14):
You know.

Speaker 1 (08:14):
I love love and I love people getting married and
things like that. So sure, Just yeah, wondering what the
color scheme is.

Speaker 11 (08:21):
We're going with like baby pink and it's just black
and white tie.

Speaker 9 (08:25):
But is the dress ready and for pick up?

Speaker 3 (08:28):
Well?

Speaker 1 (08:29):
That is exactly what I'm calling. So I do think
it might be a good thing that your wedding color
is got some pink in it. I'm calling to inform
you that there has been a little bit of a
mishap and uh yeah, that wedding dress is now dead
and gone and I'm so sorry.

Speaker 9 (08:48):
What do you what's the mishap?

Speaker 1 (08:51):
Well, something that happened unfortunately now that wedding right?

Speaker 11 (08:54):
What exactly though, like, what exactly happened? Is the dress good?

Speaker 5 (09:01):
Well?

Speaker 1 (09:01):
You know, we are very busy, very busy place, and
we do a lot of business with a lot of
different kinds of customers. And unfortunately, somehow your win dress
got mixed up with a badge from another client and
it has been tailored and landa in the same way
that you know their clothing was, and so it's been

(09:22):
altered a little bit. I guess I should So.

Speaker 11 (09:26):
What exactly does that mean?

Speaker 9 (09:27):
You're beating around the bush?

Speaker 11 (09:29):
Is my dress ready for pickup?

Speaker 12 (09:30):
And is it good to do?

Speaker 11 (09:32):
What is what is actually happening?

Speaker 1 (09:34):
A little bit of a question for you. What's your
favorite number? Hanna?

Speaker 11 (09:37):
Who cares what my favorite number is? What is going
on with my wedding?

Speaker 3 (09:41):
God?

Speaker 1 (09:41):
Just you know, you know what my grandma always told me.
She said, when you deliver a new I.

Speaker 11 (09:46):
Don't care what is going on with my wedding drive.

Speaker 1 (09:49):
I was about to say, I'm just gonna have to
rip the band aid straight off. So your dress got
mixed up with another client of ours. They are a
roller derby team and they performing wedding dresses, so that
I think that's how that happened. But it has been
tailored in the way of the roller Derver team, so
it's been cut down quite a bit, arms cut off it,
it's been died pink, and it's got number seventeen on

(10:11):
the back.

Speaker 13 (10:12):
Jesus, what the fuck are you kidding me?

Speaker 1 (10:17):
I wish I was.

Speaker 3 (10:18):
Yeah, this I am.

Speaker 11 (10:23):
My wedding is in three days and I have a
roller Derby costume now to wear.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
So I guess if I'm picking up exactly where you're
going with this, you don't want the dress still, even
though it's been aughted to look like a rollers not.

Speaker 11 (10:37):
It's not even my dress. You made it a roller
derby costume for God's sake.

Speaker 1 (10:42):
Yes, And I didn't know if you in the roller dirt,
because you know, some people would hear about that and
they'd be like, well, that's the cool little spin on
the wedding dress. You know, That's what I was hoping
you would say. But clearly not a roller Derby fan,
but I do want.

Speaker 7 (10:53):
To see me.

Speaker 11 (10:54):
You honestly must be out of your mind to think
that this conversation is even okay, let alone that I
would that's that as my wedding gown.

Speaker 1 (11:03):
I do want to make this bed of for you, Hannah.
And I know, because I know you're getting married in
a couple of days, it's hard.

Speaker 11 (11:08):
To get in exactly you want to make it better.

Speaker 1 (11:10):
What I was thinking is you can bring in your
grooms tuxedo and we could alter it kind of the
same way, and then you can maybe just make it
look like you did it on purpose, sort of like no,
you curiously, this is actually Dubil from the Jewel Show
doing a phone brank on you and your fiance Tyson
set you up.

Speaker 3 (11:31):
Oh my god, I'd joke.

Speaker 1 (11:34):
He just wanted to freak you out before the wedding.

Speaker 14 (11:37):
I am like, still right now, I'm his Are you
so weet?

Speaker 9 (11:44):
My wedding dress is fine?

Speaker 1 (11:46):
Yes?

Speaker 11 (11:47):
Oh my god. I was literally I'm sorry to picture
myself walking down the aisle like in this disgusting spreaded
football looking draft.

Speaker 1 (11:59):
Wake up every ing with jubile phone Franks, It's time
for Nina's what's trending.

Speaker 5 (12:03):
So many exciting things to watch, Like did you guys
sit down and have a chance to get in on
the iHeart Music Festival that was streaming on Hulu? Ay,
it was there, I know, like it was it? What
was it like to actually be there?

Speaker 1 (12:15):
It was great? Yeah, the show was great. It was good.
Did you see like any of the artists walking around?
Did you shake Sharon for like a second? Did you
walk right past me?

Speaker 12 (12:24):
No?

Speaker 1 (12:25):
No, I tried, but then somebody else jumped in my
way and was like, you're gonna kill it, bro, and
then tried to fist bump him, and then I just
kept going. I don't know who that dude was, but
he came out of nowhere.

Speaker 8 (12:41):
Who was your favorite performance?

Speaker 1 (12:44):
I'm all of them, and Sharon was dope. I liked
I liked it. I liked what he did. Did like
Tatema Cray, Craig Taym Cray flips her hair a lot
and walks around a lot.

Speaker 5 (12:57):
But she's got that shrut though she's got that dancers, she's.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
Not a lock at you bawl.

Speaker 5 (13:01):
Don't get it convenient. That is not a lock that
is let me own this. Yeah, don't touch me. I
am fired. Taint is fine.

Speaker 1 (13:09):
Actually, take McCray was my favorite, but it wasn't because
what she was doing. There was this like he had
to be like fourteen year old boy like behind me
and him and his buddy, and this dude was freaking
out more than I've ever seen anybody freak out for
anybody ever. It was the most hardcore, like bro freak
out type. He's just like like freaking, like throwing his
hands around, He's like hitting his buddy on the shoulder,

(13:30):
and his buddy was just like kind of like, yeah, man,
this kid was going nuts. I want to yeah, I
want to get a video of him. You got to
take my gray shirt on. And it was his life
was made. He was freaking out, a super blawn, a
super pale, but his face was so red ketchup. He's

(13:52):
so he loved him. Tops.

Speaker 5 (13:54):
That's that's really good. Well, you hadn't had a chance
to watch it. You can relive the moments that Jewels describing,
maybe not the fifth Bump part, but at least the
performance is on Hulu. Taylor Swift, speaking of things to watch,
did you hear about this? There's a film coming to
theaters to celebrate her new album. It is the official

(14:14):
pre party for the Life of a show Girl. Oh
it's eighty nine minutes long. It's gonna be in theaters
October third through the fifth. Tickets are on sale already
and they're just twelve bucks each. But the theaters are
warning you. They're saying, first of all, yes, oh my gosh,
come in, sing, dance, do whatever you want. Just don't
get in the aisles. And please don't bring any cats.
I'm sorry cats, cats cats? Did you bring cats to

(14:39):
her like her Airs tour party? I mean, when you
are just really embodying Taylor Swift. I mean, it says cat.
So don't don't bring them to the theaters. But get
ready to play and be excited about the new movie.
I was gonna say album, but I guess it's a
movie in an album. Yeah, it's gonna be. They're gonna
she's gonna debut the music video for her first single,

(14:59):
which which is the Fate of Ophelia, and then there's
gonna be some other lyric videos and behind the scenes.
I mean, I like the behind the scenes stuff. She's
a genius. Just have somebody film you everywhere you go
and then people care. Oh yeah, what you're doing behind
closed doors at all times.

Speaker 8 (15:13):
The only thing I feel bad about is whenever the
Aras Tour film came out. It's like the noise people
seeing me was so loud it interrupted to other people's movies.
So that does kind of suck. Well, but that's their problem.

Speaker 1 (15:25):
Just go join in the music. So I got new.

Speaker 5 (15:28):
Do you think though, So you know how Taylor is, like,
you know, I'm pretty wholesome and doing all this. Do
you feel like she's kind of embarrassed right now because
of the headlines that her fiance is making.

Speaker 1 (15:36):
What are the headlines?

Speaker 5 (15:37):
August Kelsey just got fine for making absurd gestures during
the game over the weekend. Yeah, I guess he was
kind of like taunting the other team and just like
making absurd Like I didn't see it.

Speaker 1 (15:49):
I just read the headline.

Speaker 5 (15:50):
I was like, Oh, I wonder how Taylor feels about
that when he's just like, listen, I'm mister swift.

Speaker 1 (15:55):
I can be out here doing whatever I want. Andy
does and he does. So that's what's First Day to
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dot com. Rose is on the phone today for our
First Day follow up and she's getting ghosted by a
dude named Malik. So we're about to call him and
see if he'll tell us why he's ghostinger and maybe

(16:16):
get her another date. But first, Rose, how long has
it been since you heard from Malik?

Speaker 14 (16:21):
Too long?

Speaker 1 (16:23):
Okay?

Speaker 9 (16:26):
He was just I don't know. I had I had
a really good time. I assumed he did too. Yeah,
but it's been a minute.

Speaker 7 (16:33):
Do you want to go ahead and tell you about Yeah?

Speaker 1 (16:35):
Yeah, tell us about it.

Speaker 15 (16:37):
So so we matched and we decided to go on
a date. And it was his idea to do like
a like a mini golf, you.

Speaker 9 (16:48):
Know, like a rooftop mini golf situations.

Speaker 15 (16:51):
And it was really cute, lots of people, good music,
there was a live DJ.

Speaker 12 (16:55):
It was like it was.

Speaker 9 (16:56):
It was really romantic. Okay, give me a point, right.
And he's super cute, very tall, hard working. But the
thing that I loved.

Speaker 7 (17:05):
About him the most was his ambition because.

Speaker 9 (17:07):
He wanted to.

Speaker 16 (17:10):
From depending like from his background and his family. He
wanted to be like the first person that you know,
to have something for himself, and he wanted to start
the own production company. And so I was like, man,
this guy's really hot, you know, he's ticking off a
bunch of the boxes.

Speaker 15 (17:23):
So during the day I had this happened sometimes when
I have bubbles, but like sipping like champagne or whatever,
I'll start hiccupping, and like it's been a thing since
I was a kid, and like my hiccups.

Speaker 16 (17:37):
Are like loud, and I can't it doesn't matter how
many times, like I hold my breath or.

Speaker 9 (17:41):
Whatever, like it can't help it.

Speaker 16 (17:43):
And so it happened that the worst time during the state,
and so I'm just hiccuping through it really loud, and
I guess I like it's like I'm like literally racking
my brain. It had to be because maybe he felt
like that was.

Speaker 9 (17:58):
Weird, but like I can't. I can't can't help that,
you know. And even at one point time he tried
to scare me, which was also cute, and it didn't work,
but yeah, I don't, I don't know.

Speaker 17 (18:09):
He just like just went silent after that, and I
was like that that has to be why, Oh I
have to be the only reason why I die.

Speaker 5 (18:18):
If that is the reason why, Like wouldn't it be
kind of cute, like maybe she's nervous or if it's
like the bubbles, Like, what are you gonna do about it?

Speaker 1 (18:24):
I would think it's kind of just funny. And if
he's annoyed by that, then unless he thought you were
like hammered and you're like haping hammered, you know, Okay.

Speaker 16 (18:33):
No, definitely not hammered first day, not hammered yet.

Speaker 1 (18:36):
I'm just kidding U.

Speaker 15 (18:38):
You know, we have fun, you know, and whatever that
like that happens, and so yeah, I was kind of
thinking about that.

Speaker 9 (18:46):
I like, if he honestly goes.

Speaker 16 (18:48):
To me because of like a bodily function, then I
don't know, you might not be my guy.

Speaker 15 (18:54):
But like literally, that's the only thing that I can
think of the only thing.

Speaker 1 (18:58):
It's a less offensive function, right.

Speaker 9 (19:01):
It could it could be much worse.

Speaker 1 (19:03):
It's true, it could be much worse. Did his mood
change after he started hiccuping? I mean, is that why
you think? It might be?

Speaker 14 (19:09):
That he kind of made crazy faces, but like he
would make like I could I could see a little bit.

Speaker 7 (19:15):
And I'm like, all right, well whatever, Like he.

Speaker 9 (19:17):
Didn't seem like completely turned off.

Speaker 12 (19:19):
You know.

Speaker 9 (19:19):
We even kissed at the end of the night too,
So that's why I'm like.

Speaker 3 (19:22):
Oh, so you did kiss yeah, of course.

Speaker 9 (19:25):
The kiss hand dog and he walks me back to
my car.

Speaker 1 (19:27):
That was the last thing that he said to you.

Speaker 9 (19:30):
He had a great time.

Speaker 1 (19:32):
Anything about like seeing you again?

Speaker 9 (19:35):
Uh, well, I didn't want to be like, well, are.

Speaker 7 (19:37):
You going to see me again? You know, so I
just thought that.

Speaker 9 (19:39):
You'd follow up.

Speaker 15 (19:40):
I wanted to, but I thought that you would follow
up with a text, you know, because I don't want
to seem two thirsty, right, But you know, what's the
girl to do?

Speaker 1 (19:47):
Did you text him?

Speaker 9 (19:49):
No? I want him to, you know, show up and
show I could text them, but now I'm like this
now feels weird. It feels like a game of chess.
But I'm not good at chess.

Speaker 16 (20:00):
I'm literally not good at playing John. So I'm gonna
want him show up and make his move. But his
move has been way too long.

Speaker 5 (20:07):
And maybe he was waiting for you to make the move,
which is another thing that would drive me crazy.

Speaker 1 (20:11):
But maybe I want.

Speaker 15 (20:13):
Him to show up as a man, not to make
it about a gender thing, but would I would like
it for him to show up and show me that.

Speaker 7 (20:19):
You know, let's let's do around two Okay.

Speaker 1 (20:22):
Cool, Well we'll plaus I'll come back and then call
him and see if he'll tell us why he's ghosting
you and maybe get you a second date. Okay, okay, okay,
we'll get your first date follow up next. If you're
just joining us for today's first date follow up. Rose
is on the phone and she's getting ghosted by a
dude named Malik. So we're about to call him and

(20:43):
see if he'll tell us why he's ghostinger and maybe
get her a second date. But before we call him, Rose,
why don't you break down your day again for us
real quick.

Speaker 9 (20:50):
Yeah, Matt's on an app one.

Speaker 17 (20:51):
On our first date, we went to play mini golf,
had a great time. I had not too much a drink,
but I was hiccupping really loudly, and I don't know
if he was like turned off by that. And then
after that, after a great night and a kiss and
a hug, walked.

Speaker 9 (21:08):
To the car.

Speaker 1 (21:09):
Nothing All right, Well, are you ready for us to
call him? See if they tell us?

Speaker 7 (21:14):
I mean, I'm nervous, but sure, Okay, here we go.

Speaker 1 (21:28):
Hello him, man speak to a leak please?

Speaker 3 (21:30):
Uh this is a weak.

Speaker 1 (21:32):
Hey mileak, what's up? How are you? This is a
radio show. It's called The Jubile Show. Hi, I'm Nina.
Hi I'm Victoria and my name's Jubile. How are you?

Speaker 6 (21:40):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (21:40):
Radio show? What is this like calling you?

Speaker 1 (21:45):
Ever listened to the show before?

Speaker 12 (21:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (21:48):
Maybe I might have seen something on TikTok before. Just yeah,
I haven't haven't heard of this.

Speaker 1 (21:53):
It's a radio show. It's called The Juble Show. You
can check it out on the radio or podcast wherever
we get your podcast. But the reason we're called telling
you today is that we do a segment on the
show and it's called the first a follow up. That's
where if you go out on a date with somebody
and you end up ghosting them, that person can email
us to ask you why you're ghosting them. And we
got an email about you.

Speaker 12 (22:12):
Malik an email?

Speaker 1 (22:14):
What we got an email about you from someone that
you went on a date with, But now you're not
calling them back?

Speaker 12 (22:19):
You know, Yeah, this is awkward. What did What did
the email say?

Speaker 1 (22:23):
So great things? That said you were awesome? They really
liked you, and they're confused while you're ghosting them. Are
you ghosting somebody?

Speaker 4 (22:31):
Oh you're talking about the girl like one on the
date last week?

Speaker 3 (22:36):
Rose, Yes, it is.

Speaker 1 (22:39):
I would only remember her a week ago.

Speaker 4 (22:43):
The thing is, well, you know, I get out a
lot of dates, you know, being a dude. But like
the thing about Rose that I remember, she just kept
like hiccupping on the date.

Speaker 12 (22:53):
But the thing is, it wasn't even the hiccups that
like got me.

Speaker 4 (22:56):
What really made me not want to go on another
date with her was that she kept like heckling other
people on the golf course. Like she kept saying things
like don't choke and get it in the hole, like
just allow people to like have a good time and
we're just here to just be on a day together.
And I'm like, I'm not trying to see you heckle

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people every time that we are having a good time together.

Speaker 12 (23:22):
It just felt like the energy was.

Speaker 1 (23:23):
A little off for her, and so she was hecking
people on the golf course.

Speaker 4 (23:29):
Yeah, it was very like aggressive and like condescending for me,
just as a guy. I'm like, I'm not And if
you can talk to random strangers like this, like that
makes me feel like you can talk to me any
kind of way too, And.

Speaker 12 (23:41):
I'm like, no, I don't know if this is like
a good match for me.

Speaker 1 (23:45):
Well, thank you for being honest with us. I appreciate
that the leak.

Speaker 12 (23:48):
Of course it strange to us. She sent an email.

Speaker 1 (23:51):
Yeah you know, she's on the phone and wants to
talk to you.

Speaker 12 (23:56):
She's here, Yeah, she's on th Rose. This this is
really awkward. I don't even want to talk to you.

Speaker 16 (24:05):
All those dates that you've been going on, I mean yeah,
I mean I've been meeting some cool people, so you.

Speaker 12 (24:12):
Know, wow, okay, and Rose, you're one of those cool people.

Speaker 4 (24:17):
Until you were heckling and public shaming the people on
the golf wurs like the time.

Speaker 9 (24:23):
I was rooting for so I was, I was cheering
them on.

Speaker 4 (24:29):
Like you were literally saying like it in the hole.
But just like you know, it felt like we were
at a sporting game versus a day, a first day.

Speaker 12 (24:36):
I'm like, oh no, this is not.

Speaker 16 (24:38):
Came off So I guess you interpreted my burping and
sparting also because it really wasn't that serious.

Speaker 12 (24:46):
I mean, the burping thing.

Speaker 4 (24:47):
I can get past the burping being like, you know,
I've burped too, But at the end of the day,
like we're here on a first day, everybody's having a
good time, and I just felt like it just came
across very like aggressive and honestly kind of rude. Like
even people were looking at you like why is she
yelling at me?

Speaker 9 (25:00):
It was not really they were excited. I thought excitement,
roads they wasn't excited.

Speaker 4 (25:05):
You got to be honest with yourself, like this is
why I mean again I have to see other people.

Speaker 18 (25:10):
But like literally the leak, it was the rooftop mini
golf with the DJ and energy and people and laughter,
Like it's not like we're at like the Professional Golf
Gold Championship.

Speaker 9 (25:24):
You're allowed to make noise, you're allowed to root for
other people. And if that's too much for you, then
I'm glad I understand. Maybe you'd be better updating and
nun Oh.

Speaker 4 (25:33):
You know, Rose, you really have a way of turning
a simple thing of like golf into like this huge
thing such as like the Hunger Games. And I'm like,
you haven't turned this small thing of golf like into.

Speaker 12 (25:45):
Such a big issue.

Speaker 4 (25:47):
What can you make a big issue about in our
relationship if we weren't even continue dating?

Speaker 12 (25:52):
So of course I'm gonna.

Speaker 9 (25:52):
Do that relationship in the league. You're terrible at communication. No, yeah,
you're right, you're right.

Speaker 4 (25:58):
Yeah, No, really, honestly, Rose you're terrible at reading the
room honestly.

Speaker 9 (26:04):
You never say honestly before giving an honest answer.

Speaker 4 (26:08):
Well, you know, I honestly feel like this is me
being very.

Speaker 3 (26:12):
Off the us.

Speaker 9 (26:16):
Our joint. I like that in the week, and this is.

Speaker 3 (26:20):
Why this is why I got you Rose, just really
three dead.

Speaker 15 (26:24):
Yeah, it feels like maybe because you don't want to
get owned by me?

Speaker 9 (26:27):
Is that what it is?

Speaker 4 (26:30):
You know what Rose told you, Everything that I'm building,
and there's nothing you really can own for me.

Speaker 3 (26:36):
So yeah, I'm owning.

Speaker 12 (26:37):
The other dates.

Speaker 9 (26:40):
No, no, no, I love that.

Speaker 15 (26:41):
I hope that they I hope that they're quite enough
for your for your terms whatever.

Speaker 9 (26:46):
Why don't you just man up a little bit?

Speaker 1 (26:50):
Would you like to go out with Rose again? We'll
pay for it.

Speaker 3 (26:54):
Oh yeah, you know I'd rather use that money.

Speaker 4 (26:57):
And just like like I said, I've been going on
other dates and you know clearly this was never gonna
work out between Rose and I Roll.

Speaker 3 (27:03):
You know what, whoever.

Speaker 9 (27:05):
You're WHOA, thanks, We'll have a great time. Jubile's first
day follow up.

Speaker 19 (27:13):
You know what's weird about your quizzes, Katie is that
all the work is right and just the answers are wrong.
I know that having a boyfriend may seem like the
most important thing in the world right now, but you
don't have to dumb yourself down to get guys to
like you.

Speaker 1 (27:25):
Because almost time for America's favorite trivia game, You Versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on our own Victoria Ramirez. For
tickets to see comedian Felipe Sparza. All you have to
do is call us right now eight eight eight three
four three one o six one eight eight eight three
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A at the Jubil Show or go to the jubilshow
dot com if you think you have what it takes

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to beat Victoria.

Speaker 8 (27:49):
I'm not gonna lie, not fully paytention right now, like
I'm here, but my brain.

Speaker 1 (27:55):
Is where's your brain?

Speaker 8 (27:57):
It's like been seeing like a hand them on Tanna
song for the about twenty minutes. For some reason, this
is one.

Speaker 1 (28:00):
Of those moments where you probably should have lied. Yeah,
uh huh uh huh, I ain't did that all right, Well,
if you want to play Victoria even though her brain
is taking a break, so you enjoy some Banna Montana,
We'll play you vers Victoria next it's the Jubile Show.

Speaker 3 (28:16):
What am I some sort of a mentally challenged airhead?

Speaker 1 (28:20):
No, not even I didn't say that.

Speaker 3 (28:23):
It was like, why am I even listening to you?

Speaker 9 (28:25):
To begin with? You're a virgin who can't try.

Speaker 1 (28:29):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game, You Versus Victoria,
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramire is in a
game of trivia for comedian Felipe Sparsa tickets and let's
meet today's contestant for you vers Victoria Bridget. What's up, Bridget?
How are you?

Speaker 5 (28:44):
I'm good?

Speaker 1 (28:45):
How are you? I'm good? Thank you for asking? Are
you ready to see if you can beat Victoria?

Speaker 3 (28:50):
I am Bridget?

Speaker 1 (28:52):
Were you a Hanna Montana am My Saris fan? Oh?

Speaker 8 (28:56):
Yeah, I just figured out what song I was listening
to in my head.

Speaker 1 (29:00):
It's called Breakout's Go by Miley Goes.

Speaker 8 (29:02):
When I hear the bell ring, no no, I gotta breakout,
gotta have some fun.

Speaker 1 (29:10):
All right, So I'm glad you took us.

Speaker 3 (29:12):
There.

Speaker 1 (29:13):
Sounds good, great, it's a great song. It sounds like it.
I'm trying to ask. Everyone's helping the studio and George
straight all right, we're gonna send Victoria out of the
studio and Bridget. Here's how the game is played. You
have thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, just say passed, and Victoria
has to beat you outright to win.

Speaker 9 (29:30):
Okay, okay, all.

Speaker 1 (29:33):
Right, here we go. She's outside, the door is closed,
she's still singing the Hannah Montana song. All right, here
we go, Bridget, your time starts now.

Speaker 5 (29:42):
Which state was the first to require people in cars
to wear seat belts by law? How does a gymnast
get a skill named after them? What year did the
five dollars foot long promotion at Subway.

Speaker 11 (29:58):
End twenty twenty?

Speaker 1 (30:02):
Which planet in our Solar system has the most moons.

Speaker 9 (30:07):
Own Jupiter?

Speaker 1 (30:09):
What gives human hair, skin, and nails their color?

Speaker 9 (30:13):
Bio bioto?

Speaker 1 (30:15):
Okay, got that in. We'll bring Victoria back into the studio,
and while she's getting settled, Bridget, here's a question for you.
If your life had commercial breaks, who would be the sponsor? Oh? Okay,
I like it.

Speaker 9 (30:29):
Oh I feel like maybe Pirina the cat.

Speaker 1 (30:35):
Super Okay, Okay, do you have cats? Are you just
a big Purina fan?

Speaker 12 (30:41):
I have?

Speaker 9 (30:42):
I have three cats, so I think I'd be a
pretty dispoint.

Speaker 1 (30:47):
That is so perfect, Victoria. If your life had commercial breaks,
who would be sponsored by Traders Coldbrew?

Speaker 8 (30:56):
Sponsored by Trader Jos cold Brew, where every taste is magical?

Speaker 1 (31:02):
All right, here we go thirty seconds. Answer as any
questions is possible if you don't know when and just
say passed and you have to be bridget outright to
wain and bridget you can tell Victoria when to go.
I don't like that. I'm just I'm here.

Speaker 9 (31:16):
I get to tell me where to go?

Speaker 1 (31:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (31:19):
Oh, okay go?

Speaker 5 (31:22):
Which state is the first to require people require people
and cars to wear seat belts by law?

Speaker 1 (31:27):
Which was the first?

Speaker 3 (31:28):
Date?

Speaker 1 (31:29):
Texas?

Speaker 5 (31:30):
How does a gymnast get a skill named after them?
He's really good at gymnastics?

Speaker 9 (31:33):
What hear?

Speaker 1 (31:34):
Did the five dollars foot long promotion end at subway dollar?
And that's some crap that's annoying.

Speaker 5 (31:44):
Which planet in our solar system has the most moons?
That's sad U Mars. What gives human hair, skin, and
nails their color?

Speaker 1 (31:53):
As you said, your right, he shoulders needs in toos.
What's happening? Sorry, I don't know. I think I'm like
really off. My name's a lot of glitchen. Let's get
it over to the scoreboard. That can see how you
guys did with our scoreboard on a social media piercer, Cabby, Yeah,
zero's across the board zero zero tie and it's hi

(32:14):
budget congratulations. That means you won, Yeah, Victoria, gods really
the best bars of tickets answers, now, Nina, I meanused
to be fair.

Speaker 5 (32:25):
These were very hard questions, thank you. The state that
was the first to require people to wear seatbelts was
New York in nineteen eighty four.

Speaker 1 (32:34):
It was in the eighties that.

Speaker 5 (32:35):
Yeah, a gymnast gets a skill named after them if
they're the first to compete with complete the skill at
an international competition such as Worlds are the Olympic Games?

Speaker 1 (32:45):
Didn't I kind of say that? And then you just
said to be good at it?

Speaker 5 (32:48):
So that was the right stuff in the h five
dollars foot long promotion ended in twenty fourteen.

Speaker 1 (32:54):
What wow? What really? I still think of that promotion
when I think of subway, I still think I got
a five dollng am I making that up. They're like
twelve bucks now, are they?

Speaker 3 (33:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (33:04):
Yeah, now that I'm thinking about it, I've always gotten
really matter. I've gone to Sway because of my footlong
has not been five dollars.

Speaker 1 (33:09):
Very confused. Oh okay.

Speaker 5 (33:12):
The planet in our solar system with the most moons
is Saturn. It has one hundred and forty six and
then melanin is what gives human hair, skin, and nails.

Speaker 1 (33:19):
Their color being militonin. No, that helps you go to sleep.
Thank you for playing, but thank you for trying to
check me. Play you verus Victoria at the same time
every single weekday morning. Where if you want to play
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or go to the jewelshow dot com.

Speaker 5 (33:36):
It's time to Catch a Cheater only on the Jubile Show.

Speaker 1 (33:41):
Monica is on the phone today for to Catch a
Cheater and she's been with her husband, Michael for five years,
but now she thinks he might be cheating, so we'll
see if we can help her out. Monica, Sorry, you
have to come on the show this way, but what's
what's going on? Why do you think Michael's cheating on you?

Speaker 11 (33:55):
Hey?

Speaker 14 (33:56):
Yeah, thanks for having me. Guys, we have to get
down to the bottom of this.

Speaker 6 (34:00):
Dad.

Speaker 14 (34:03):
Yeah, I mean we've been married for five years and
I just have this gut feeling that something is it's
not right, something is really off with him, and I
don't want it to be what I think it is,
but I'm pretty sure he's cheating.

Speaker 9 (34:19):
That's why I called you, guys.

Speaker 14 (34:20):
I mean, we've always had like a really good relationship
and communicated well and have good friends and stuff like that.
But I don't know, I just feel like there's something
something's not right.

Speaker 5 (34:33):
Aside from your gut feeling, has there been anything going
on that's making you feel that way even more?

Speaker 14 (34:40):
He's just become distant, you know, in the last few weeks,
and I can just tell like there is something else
going on and we've got to get down to it.

Speaker 9 (34:50):
But I don't know. He's just like always, you.

Speaker 14 (34:54):
Know, doing his own things, doesn't want me to see
his phone or computer screen or going do another room,
and like just weird.

Speaker 11 (35:02):
You know.

Speaker 14 (35:03):
It's like I thought we could tell each other everything
what's going on here, all of a sudden, he's just
kind of like in his own little world and just
got a little bit of this I don't know, let's
kick on his shoulder, just this vibe that I'm like, oo,
there has to be something else.

Speaker 5 (35:19):
But could that be something that's going on with work
or maybe family like stuff that he's still working through
the as and had a chance to tell you. I mean,
I understand getting that feeling. That's definitely something is off.
But is he not being intimate with you? Is there
another woman around? Like, is there anything else that's telling
you that you think that for sure it's cheating because
they could just be emotional, Like, I don't know something

(35:42):
that's going on with him.

Speaker 14 (35:45):
I don't know, you guys, I just it is a
good feeling, and I can tell I just get this
weird energy from him. Okay, it's like, you know, family stuff,
because we talk about family things and everything seems to
be fine, so I'm not too concerned about that. And
she recently got a new promotion that he actually really likes,

(36:05):
so I.

Speaker 9 (36:06):
Mean, that's cool.

Speaker 1 (36:07):
And could that mean that he has just more work
on his mind?

Speaker 5 (36:10):
Then?

Speaker 14 (36:11):
I don't know, because really it's not a huge, like
this giant jump of like all this new responsibilities that
had never had before. Basically, he's being compensated for what
he was doing before that finally their senses right, So
it's not this drastic change. I can just tell I

(36:32):
can just I can look at him and know like
there's something else going on, there's somebody else. Recently, though,
he's brought up some Amelia girl that apparently works for him,
and he's just kind of like talked a little more
about her than he has anyone else in his office.
So that got me thinking, like what is the deal? Like,
what is going on with you and this Amelia girl?

(36:53):
Apparently she's like this young thing that you know whatever.
But I'm Mike, is that what's going on? Is she
her side piece?

Speaker 4 (37:03):
Like?

Speaker 13 (37:04):
What the hell?

Speaker 1 (37:05):
All right, well, we'll see if we can figure it out.
We'll play a song come back. You already told us
what grocery store he's a Rewards card member at, So
we'll play a song come back call him and I'll
pretend to be from the grocery store and say that
every single month, we choose one lucky Rewards member who
gets a free gift from us just for being such
a loyal customer. And it's free flowers delivered from our
Florida apartment. And we'll see if he sends those to
you or to somebody else, maybe even immedia. Okay, all right?

(37:28):
To catch Acheter is coming up next. Right in the
middle of to Catch a Cheater And if you're just
joining us, Monica is on the phone and she thinks
that her husband of five years named Michael might be
messing around. So in a second, we're gonna call him
and pretend to be from the grocery store that he's
a rewards card member at and say that every single month,
we choose one lucky Rewards member who gets free flowers
delivered from our Florida department, and we'll see if he

(37:50):
sends those to Monica, his wife, or to someone else.
But before that, Monica, why don't you break down your
situation again real quick?

Speaker 14 (38:00):
Yeah. So, I just have a very bad feeling about
my husband. I think he's making around. The more I
think about it, it could be this chick from work
that he's been talking a lot about. And I'm just
sick of wondering and my imagination's running wild. So I
need your help to just to go this out. And
what was her name again, Amelia?

Speaker 1 (38:22):
Kind of name?

Speaker 7 (38:23):
Is that anyway?

Speaker 3 (38:24):
All right?

Speaker 1 (38:25):
Well, are you ready for us to call?

Speaker 9 (38:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 13 (38:29):
Yeah, oh yeah, here we go, Billo.

Speaker 1 (38:44):
Hi, this is horrible calling from I was looking for
our Rewards Card member named Michael.

Speaker 3 (38:50):
Uh yeah, yeah, yeah, you got him from Michael. Will
you're from.

Speaker 1 (38:53):
I'm calling from where you're a Rewards card member, and
this is not a marketing phone call. I'm actually calling
to say congratulations, you're this month's winter Thank you so
much for shopping with us.

Speaker 3 (39:03):
Everybody's here, okay, well thanks, I mean I haven't been
in for a couple of weeks, but yeah, okay.

Speaker 1 (39:09):
You signed up to be a rewards member and that
is enough for us, So thank you very much for
shopping with us. I want something, yes, maybe maybe sin
suspend a while. Since you've been in every single month,
we choose one lucky Rewards member who gets a free
gift from us just for being such a valued customer.
You've won thirty six longstem red roses, a box of
candy or chocolate, and a card to be delivered to
anybody that you want within the fifty United States, absolutely free.

(39:32):
It's actually a three hundred and sixteen dollars value. So congratulations.

Speaker 3 (39:37):
Oh well, I got the perforct person. If you're going
to send it, that's great. Great, okay, great timing, great timing.

Speaker 1 (39:43):
Perfect, all right? Sweet? Well, then I need to get
the first and last name of the person, and then
we'll get anything that you want to put on a card.
And after that I'll get the address and that's it.

Speaker 3 (39:54):
Okay, yeah, okay. The her name is Amelia.

Speaker 1 (40:00):
Clia and I do you want to put anything on
a card to Amelia?

Speaker 3 (40:04):
Yeah? I can write anything right, Well, I'll keep it clean,
all right. How about uh had a great time last night,
Let's do it again this weekend.

Speaker 12 (40:14):
I think we're going to do something this weekend.

Speaker 3 (40:15):
It's perfect great, realize it's a really good time. Man,
this is kind of a new thing.

Speaker 12 (40:20):
This.

Speaker 1 (40:21):
Oh, that's super exciting. You know what else is exciting?
Probably not for you, but this is not the grocery store.
This is actually a radio show. It's called The Jebel Show.

Speaker 7 (40:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (40:32):
Hi, I'm Nina, I am Victoria, and my name is Jubell.
How are you. It's probably not good anymore. Yeah, I
don't know what Jubel? Yes, okay, what about roses? No,
we actually do a segment on the show called to
Catch a Cheater where if you think your significant other

(40:54):
might be messing around you see, they send flowers too,
and your wife is on the phone.

Speaker 14 (41:01):
On the wick Michael, what you are such a gunbag?

Speaker 19 (41:06):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (41:07):
I knew it.

Speaker 14 (41:07):
I knew it. Laura has always deserved so much more
than you. You are garbage.

Speaker 3 (41:14):
Are you kidding me that?

Speaker 9 (41:16):
Monica?

Speaker 3 (41:17):
Is this you? It sounds like Monica? Is this Monica?

Speaker 13 (41:19):
Yeah, it's me.

Speaker 1 (41:24):
Who's Laura?

Speaker 3 (41:25):
Monica? The Monica's on my wife? She works for What
is going on.

Speaker 1 (41:31):
Monica?

Speaker 13 (41:32):
Michael?

Speaker 1 (41:33):
Yeah? I think, well why.

Speaker 3 (41:37):
Well because she says this is crazy? I don't know.

Speaker 1 (41:40):
Are you married, Michael to somebody else?

Speaker 3 (41:42):
Wait? No, no, I'm not married.

Speaker 12 (41:45):
I mean, what do you mean?

Speaker 6 (41:47):
You think?

Speaker 9 (41:47):
Then what is Laura to you?

Speaker 18 (41:48):
Then?

Speaker 9 (41:49):
What is she?

Speaker 3 (41:50):
You know what Laura is? My wife?

Speaker 9 (41:53):
Were split, we splun up.

Speaker 3 (41:56):
What do you even? You didn't know?

Speaker 18 (41:59):
Not?

Speaker 9 (42:00):
No, I mean we're not I mean.

Speaker 3 (42:01):
Horses and final final, but we're you know, it's a
final final, but we're divorced. For the most part. Marriage
is over.

Speaker 9 (42:11):
And I didn't You.

Speaker 14 (42:12):
Don't want to know, or maybe I do. How long
have you been hooking up with that little skank Amelia?
She wears the tightest, shortest skirts.

Speaker 1 (42:25):
We're talking to your boss, Monica, just to verify Michael
as your boss.

Speaker 14 (42:30):
Yes, okay, technically he's my boss, but he is also
a cheating.

Speaker 1 (42:36):
Wow.

Speaker 7 (42:37):
We listen.

Speaker 3 (42:38):
If I'm cheating, I have to be cheating on someone, right,
And I'm not cheating on anybody, Monica. We barely even
see each other. We I think what we talked twice
in the last month and at a meeting is something else.
What you're putting your thoses in my life for? What
are you talking about? Run your business? She is a wife, no, right,

(43:01):
and I'm not cheating on What can you get this
through the stick skull? Moore and I are split up?

Speaker 7 (43:09):
How I'm scare you?

Speaker 9 (43:10):
I knew it.

Speaker 14 (43:11):
I feel like you were probably doing this even before
you filed.

Speaker 13 (43:15):
You were gross.

Speaker 3 (43:17):
Okay, wait now listen, my personal life is none of
your business, all right. I mean, first of all, you're
totally wrong about my marriage thing, and you know it's
none of your business, Monica. And more than that, this
is just incredibly unprofessional. I don't know what you're sing you. Hey, Monica,

(43:38):
I'm your boss, you know.

Speaker 13 (43:39):
That, right, And I've got dirt on you? What of it?

Speaker 3 (43:44):
Listen? I don't have to explain anything to you right period.
But uh, I think you're going to be going to
call from HR a little leader, and you have to
explain this to them.

Speaker 14 (43:57):
Good, happy to happy to talk with them, plain to
them what a dirtbag you are you're discussing Amelia get Oh,
I'm so done.

Speaker 9 (44:05):
With this one.

Speaker 14 (44:07):
Yeah, you're right. I do not need this. I don't
need my job, I don't need anything. You are a cheater.

Speaker 9 (44:14):
And go to hell.

Speaker 3 (44:15):
Wow? Uh whoa?

Speaker 5 (44:18):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (44:20):
Is this whole thing been a joke?

Speaker 1 (44:22):
She hung up, She's gone, sounds like she quit.

Speaker 3 (44:26):
Is this all for real? And she just quit? Hopefully?
What's going on?

Speaker 1 (44:30):
She told us that you guys were together. I think
she just wanted to call you out for cheating. But
you're going through a divorce and you're seeing this Amelia person.

Speaker 3 (44:39):
Yeah, I mean, I mean it's you know, it's fine
with the work. I've already cleared it with every note.
A big deal.

Speaker 1 (44:45):
We didn't know that money your wife. Yeah, so sorry,
sorry about sorry about that. That's crazy.

Speaker 3 (44:53):
Listen to this was a little bit very weird. But uh,
I do you have a recording of this. I'm going
to need it for my HR department.

Speaker 1 (45:01):
Yeah, we can email it to you.

Speaker 3 (45:03):
Great, Thank you? All right man, that was really weird,
but thanks.

Speaker 19 (45:07):
The Jewble Shows to catch a cheater right now?

Speaker 1 (45:11):
Well, microphones are on now. Microphones were not on the
second ago, but now they're on. What weird things have
you Googled already this morning? The Gouble Show, I asked,
because let's face it, we google some strange things and
that's why it's always interesting when Google releases one of
their top search lists. And Google just announced the top
Is it weird to like blank questions that people have

(45:33):
searched for this year? So we'll go over at next
so you can see if your Google history is as
weird as you think it is. The top is it
weird that I like searches? Coming up right after this.
It's the Geble Show. If someone looked at your Google history,
what would they think? They would laugh? Yeah, exactly. Nobody
wants anybody to see the odd things that they google.

(45:53):
But every once in a while, Google releases their top
search results. And Google just released the top Is it
weird to like blank? Results? And the number one is
it weird to like search from the past year? Is weird?
I'll tell you what that is in just a second,
but first let's go over some of the top Is
it weird to like? Searches from Google. And remember these
are things that enough people have googled, so it comes

(46:17):
up as one of the top Is it weird to
like searches on Google for the past year?

Speaker 5 (46:22):
Okay, so, since we're weirdos, whoever gets at least three
of these.

Speaker 1 (46:25):
Is buying lunch tonight. Okay, I think that's fair. Here's
some of the top ones. We'll tell you what the
number one? Is it weird to like searches? Meaning that
this is so common that somebody you know probably has
searched this. Okay, I know it's probably you. Actually, Is
it weird to like imagining what it would feel like
to be slowly microwave from the toes up? Is in

(46:45):
the top? Is it weird to light searches?

Speaker 3 (46:48):
Wait?

Speaker 1 (46:49):
What? Why are there multiple people asking that? I have
had no idea. I don't know if I've ever really
thought about that. It's like your whole.

Speaker 8 (46:56):
Body to go into a microwave, or slowly the microwave
would come up from your toes to your head.

Speaker 1 (47:01):
Now I'm kind of liking this thought now and thinking
about it, so maybe I should google. But is it
weird to like imagining would it be to be slowly
microwave from the toes up. Another one of the top
is it weird searches that Google had over the past year.
Remember enough people have searched this that it shows up
in the top searches. Is it weird that I clean
myself like a cat? Yes, that's exactly what Google should

(47:25):
say back. It shouldn't even pull up any search results.
Just yes, what I feel like?

Speaker 8 (47:31):
Google has like all those like websites of like what
it feels like to be clean like a cat?

Speaker 1 (47:35):
Like, what is it actually like? I bet you that's
a fetish somewhere. It probably.

Speaker 5 (47:41):
It really is, because you know you're not getting more
clean by using your saliva to lick your body.

Speaker 1 (47:45):
Go take a shower. I mean yeah, but also you
could probably get paid for that. Google's just released their
top is it weird to like searches from the past year.
We'll tell you what number one is in just a second.
But here's another one. Is it weird to like whispering
you'll never be bred to balls of uncooked dough? What

(48:08):
I mean? I do think that's a little strange, you know,
I mean taunting the dough. It's never entered bread. Who Google,
this is my kitchen you'll never be bread in my kitchen.
You just sit there like stupid dough. That you are
stupid dough. That would be fun. Actually, yeah, stupid. I
don't think that's weird at all. I get it.

Speaker 8 (48:27):
I totally get it up bridge that time to google that,
Like you had that thought and you go to your
computer to google.

Speaker 1 (48:33):
Guys, but multiple people. That's the part that's crushing my soul.
It means that somebody did that in their kitchen. They
were cooking something and they saw a dough and they're like,
you'll never be cook bread. And then they're like, wait,
was that weird that I did that? And then they
would grab their laptop and googled it. Oh, yes, it's
weird the top Is it weird to like searches from

(48:54):
the past year That Google release will tell you what
number one is in just a second. But is it
weird to like being called a good boy? Yes, that
was one of them. It's in the top five. Actually,
that's not Is it weird? That's a kink? Enough good
boys have just googled? Is it weird to like being
called good boy? That one doesn't feel as weird as
everything else. I don't know. I could just see your

(49:17):
guy being like doing that. Yeah, somebody walked by them
were like, hey man, good boy, and they're like I
really liked that. I gotta google it.

Speaker 18 (49:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (49:24):
Validation, I think is a real thing that people need.
So I could see that being real.

Speaker 1 (49:28):
I don't know, because I was on TikTok Live the
other day and somebody asked me to call him a
good boy. So I did, and then all of a sudden,
everybody was like, call me a good boy. Next. I
was just being like, Peter's a good boy, Johnny's a
good boy. I did that like for like thirty minutes
on TikTok Live. Did you say it like that? Like yeah,
I was like, you're a good boy, man, You're a
good boy. Good boys on my TikTok Live some.

Speaker 8 (49:48):
Guy behind the screen was having just a really good
time of you a good boy.

Speaker 5 (49:52):
I just feel like it's also kind of sad because
that makes me feel like your parents ever told you
you were a good boy.

Speaker 8 (49:57):
Yeah, but I'm thinking of it more not like it's
coming from your parents.

Speaker 1 (50:01):
Right, Like a significant other, it was your pet, If
it was your dog and it learned to Google, I
would get that like your dog's like, is it weird
that I like it so much when he calls me
good boy? But for a human, I don't know. The
top is it weird to like searches over the past
year from Google? Also in the top five. Is it
weird to like chewing on spaghetti noodles before you boil them?

(50:22):
That's not weird. That's not weird at all. Why are
we googling it?

Speaker 5 (50:27):
I mean, I've done it, and I did think to myself,
is this weird? But I just like really wanted to
what just you never chewed on like uncooked pasta?

Speaker 1 (50:35):
I have that. The thought never came to me of
let me go to my computer and google. Is it weird?
Me either?

Speaker 5 (50:39):
But now fast forward, we're in a time where you
google everything, and you know we're trying to make a
spaghetti necklace.

Speaker 1 (50:45):
And you're just like, let me see if this is weird.
I don't know. It's less weird than the other ones.
There's another is it weird to like search? From Google?
The top two. I'll tell you what number one is
in just a second, but number two is is it
weird to like the smell of your own farts? Why somebody?
Enough people googled that where it's in the top. It's

(51:05):
the number two. Is it weird to like search on Google?
You're sitting there like hot boxing yourself?

Speaker 12 (51:11):
That is.

Speaker 1 (51:13):
That is pleasant? Wait? What's it called when you do
that thing with the blanket you dutch in yourself? Yeah?
Is it weird to dutch of in yourself?

Speaker 5 (51:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (51:24):
I guess not enough people like the smell of it
their own.

Speaker 5 (51:27):
A lot of people in high school, all the dudes
used to do that. I don't know, man, think about this, boy,
it's tired.

Speaker 1 (51:33):
The top searches on Google, which means enough people google
this where somebody you come into contact with is probably
googled one of these things, and the number one top.
Is it weird to like search on Google from the
past year? Is is it weird to like the taste
of blood?

Speaker 6 (51:49):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (51:50):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (51:50):
Interesting? Why is that interesting? That's a vampire? Why is
that interesting? That it is very much vampire energy? But
it's just I don't know.

Speaker 5 (51:59):
I feel like I understan what because we watch all
these shows and we're around all of these things, and
so people test stuff out.

Speaker 10 (52:06):
We need to soap really on our computer shelf. Like,
don't be asking AI, just think to yourself. You know
they're doing it on their phones. It's like you're just
sitting there with your phone. You're like, ooh, this is easy.
This is my little friend. It's weird that I like
my blood.

Speaker 1 (52:17):
So think about that when you walk up to someone
and they just put their phone away. They probably were googling.
Is it weird that I like the taste of blood?
And then you're in a conversation with them. It's time
for Nina's What's trending?

Speaker 5 (52:26):
Cardi B has been dropping albums What? Cardi B has
been dropping albums out of the sky and it has
officially got her into the Guinness Book of World Records.
Whoa'terally dropping albums out of the sky? So her long
awaited sophomore album, am I the Drama is here. It's
already platinum. But they had she had teamed up with
Walmart and Wing Drone Delivery and Atlantic Records and they
were delivering all of these albums via the drones and

(52:50):
they were able to deliver one hundred and seventy six
albums in one hour.

Speaker 1 (52:54):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (52:55):
And so now she holds the title for the most
albums delivered by a drone. Cool we did someone already
have the record I don't think so Okay, I've never
really heard anybody do it before. Yeah, at school though,
I mean, listen, if you're going not up against Taylor Swift,
but you're working still that I think so.

Speaker 1 (53:14):
I don't know what you do with it.

Speaker 8 (53:15):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (53:16):
I think sound like big fans do. I personally don't
because I don't dan need for them. Also, I don't
have anything to play them on. What did they come on?
I guess like vinyl. I know people are doing vinyl.
Do they still have CDs? I don't know.

Speaker 8 (53:26):
I think vinyls nowadays are more popular than CDs.

Speaker 1 (53:29):
I think so too, But they do have artwork usually.

Speaker 8 (53:33):
Yeah, but you can also just go look at that
on instagrams.

Speaker 1 (53:37):
Don't hate on the people to do like those things.
Download cards. I don't know, but I'm.

Speaker 8 (53:44):
Thinking like you'res like walking on the street and you
get hit by a CARDI B Vinyl.

Speaker 1 (53:50):
I wouldn't be mad at that. That would be pretty cool.
Actually I wouldn't either if it didn't give me a concussion.
She's like, my my album has literally been flying off
the shelves. Oh, you're so cute.

Speaker 5 (53:59):
The drones are tied, but good for her I mean,
she's been quiet for a while, she's got a new
baby coming with her new boyfriend and all of the things,
so big stuff for Cardi. This is actually interesting and
it makes so much sense. Apparently, there is a new
personality term that has recently been coined by psychiatrist doctor
Romi Kaminski, and it is an utrovert. If you're not

(54:20):
an introvert or an extrovert, and you fall somewhere in
the middle, maybe you're an outrovert.

Speaker 8 (54:25):
How many popote do you want to bet are just
gonna claim this one?

Speaker 5 (54:28):
I feel like it makes more sense for me though
it does. So this is somebody that has a lack
of group belonging. But you like to be around people,
but you just kind of get burnt out on the
group think concepts or over exposure.

Speaker 1 (54:42):
Shallow connections.

Speaker 5 (54:44):
You have emotional independence, so you rely on yourself for
how you feel or how to validate yourself self soothing.
You're observant and analytic, you value authentic connection. Okay, but
isn't this like an extroverted introvert? But the way that
people charge them, like recharge them energy is what they say,
is how you can define which is which So an
extrovert charges themselves by being around other people and other

(55:06):
people's energy, while an introvert will just have to, you know,
be by themselves, and so.

Speaker 8 (55:11):
They aren't you like an introverted extrovert, Like you're introvert,
you charge it by yourself, but then you like to
be around people every now and then just can't.

Speaker 5 (55:16):
Do it for too long or sometimes you just need
to charge after that over exposure, and that would make
you an outrovert.

Speaker 1 (55:22):
I love it. I love if there's another term for it.

Speaker 5 (55:24):
So you're not saying that I'm an extroverted introvert, because
that's what I was identifying ass But now I get
to identify as an otrovert.

Speaker 1 (55:30):
I feel like you were an extra. You don't tell
me how I charge myself.

Speaker 5 (55:36):
There no dangl go home, shut the blinds, and I
don't answer my phone.

Speaker 1 (55:40):
So that is how I recoop. I charge myself. Wow,
what does that make me? I can't say it on
the air an extra vert? Uh. Lastly, I hate this one.
It says stop crying at work, and that's lame. Everybody

(56:01):
likes to cry at work. Sometimes you just have to.

Speaker 5 (56:04):
But I guess the hack is they're telling people to
stop crying. You're not being taken seriously. So you're supposed
to pinch the little bit of skin between your thumb
and your pointer finger. Pinch it hard and it will
magically stop you from crying.

Speaker 8 (56:14):
My dad really told me the ly day, Victoria, don't
ever cry at work.

Speaker 5 (56:18):
It's so unprofessional. My dad has been telling you that
since the beginning of time. But do you know how
many times I've cried at work?

Speaker 1 (56:22):
A lot? I'm still standing Hallelujah, and it's not because
I'm a crybabst. I'm passionate. You pinch your hand too
hard and the start crying because you pinch it too hard.
Another thing, you're trying out of work thing, and you're
just crying because you pinched your hand because you're trying
not to cry. I will try it to see how
it goes.

Speaker 11 (56:41):
Jewbles Dirty Little Secret.

Speaker 1 (56:43):
Hello, Hello, Hey, you have a dirty little secret.

Speaker 3 (56:48):
Yes I do, sweet, what is it? Okay?

Speaker 6 (56:51):
So I've always wanted to share this one. So I
have a twin brother and we're exactly like. We look
exactly alike. Even Mom and Dad can tell us with
parts too to this day. So ago my brother had
a date with this girl. And then he comes up
to me and he's like, okay, bro, I have a date,
but I double booked myself with.

Speaker 12 (57:08):
A hotter chick, so I want to go with this girl.

Speaker 6 (57:12):
So would you, you know, go as myself to this date?
And I said okay, so I have nothing to do,
so I went on the date, you know, with this girl.
And funny thing is that my brother ended up marrying
the girl I went on a date with.

Speaker 3 (57:28):
Mind you, they've been.

Speaker 6 (57:29):
Married for years and she still has no clue that
she actually went on a date with me. My brother
asked me how My brother asked me how it went,
so I thought, okay, it was it was good. So
he wanted to give her a quote unquote second chance,
so he went on a second.

Speaker 3 (57:48):
Date, which was actually their first date. So the date,
she has no idea.

Speaker 1 (57:54):
The first date.

Speaker 6 (57:58):
She's always talking about how great it wasn't how romantic.
It's like, I can't believe that we ended up.

Speaker 12 (58:03):
Getting married after our first day and what not.

Speaker 3 (58:06):
She has no clue. We my brother and I.

Speaker 6 (58:09):
Always laugh about that, but we know we we try
to keep it on the DL because we don't know
how she's going to react all these years from now.

Speaker 5 (58:14):
Yeah, yeah, I don't know how she would feel about that.
Have you guys swapped again since then?

Speaker 3 (58:20):
No?

Speaker 6 (58:20):
No, no, no, not not with her. And there's another thing
that my brother doesn't know. But we actually kind of
slept together on the first dage.

Speaker 3 (58:31):
That's part my brother doesn't know.

Speaker 1 (58:36):
You kept that far from.

Speaker 6 (58:38):
I can't tell my brother that I've seen his wife's
ecstasy face, you know.

Speaker 3 (58:42):
What I mean?

Speaker 1 (58:44):
Yeah, probably you don't do that.

Speaker 3 (58:47):
I'll ruin the relationship.

Speaker 9 (58:49):
You don't know.

Speaker 6 (58:49):
I laugh about it, but you know, you've got to
keep it on the DL something.

Speaker 1 (58:53):
Well, thank you for telling us your jurny level secret.

Speaker 12 (58:56):
Thank you guys.

Speaker 1 (58:56):
Yeah bye, But what's your dirty little secret.

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