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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I don't understand why. So, if you haven't seen Twilight,
the vampires in that movie they twinkle in the sun. Yeah,
and I'm like, why are these dudes living in a
place where it's cloudy. If I could twinkle in the sun,
I'd be outside all day long, just twinkling.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
That.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
That's why I want to be a vampire more than
I don't really want to like to do the whole
blood sucking thing, but man, I want to twinkle when
I only sign so I have a lotion for that. See,
those are the conversations you missed last week if you
didn't hear the check in with the Jubile show. Yeah,
so what we'll be talking about this week you'll find
out when we check in with the show and see
what's going on in our lives. Next Soule show again,
(00:39):
hot is true, You're telling down right invited everyone you
The biggest gift would be from me, and the cor
detached would.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Say thank you.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Every iconic show has their wacky cast of characters, and
the Jewbil Show is no different. It's the Jewel Show
with your drunken Nina Hi. And then there's everybody's younger
sister Victoria Ramirez Hi, and who could forget the quirky
neighbor kid who peers through our window from time to
time to ask you for a parrot. Squawky Balboa can
narrate a true crime podcast from our bookshelf microphone setup,
(01:21):
our social media producer Gabby Hey. And then there's me.
I'm Jewbel and this is the Jewbil Show and it's
the time of week where we check in and see
what's going on in our lives. So, Nina, what's up
with you this week?
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Well, I'm proud to tell you that I listened to
the K Pop Demon Hunters soundtrack in my car while
there's no child present. I've officially crossed over to being
a super fan. Now. I've talked to you guys about
this show before because I'm an auntie. My niece and
my nephew and I we have dance parties all the time.
So I had already heard the soundtrack because my nephew
loves it so much. But this last weekend, I finally
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watched the movie and it's entirety. And I mean the
movie itself is like oh okay, it's just the soundtrack
that makes it so incredible. And then there's like a
good story about how everybody's different and all that kind
of stuff. But the best, best, best part of all
of this is how happy my niece and nephew were
that I said yes to watching K Pop Demon Hunters
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with them. That's you, And like I'm having this whole
thing where like I'm feeling more validated by the love
that I get from my little niece and nephew Sasha
and Pryor than I do from getting likes from hot
guys on social media. Like, I don't know if I'm
ever gonna get to be a mom, but do you
want to be I've always wanted to be.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Okay, they're just life. Yeah, life, life be life.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
And but it's so cool that these two little nuggets
like have my blood and like, you know, they kind
of look like me. It's like if I don't ever
get to then, you know, we get to tell them,
we get to have K Pop Demon Hunters together, you know,
and their hugs are so much better than your likes,
you suckers.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
I'm talking.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
I'm talking to the hot people that are still in
my orbit that don't deserve to be there.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Yeah, That's who I'm talking to, not you guys.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Yeah, okay, okay, now that they hit you up and
they're like, we can watch K pop you, I didn't
say that, Victoria. What's up with you this week?
Speaker 4 (03:19):
Okay, guys, no one panic, no one panic. But this
past weekend I was out of town, and for some reason,
I don't know why I've been doing this, but every
time I go out of town, I tend to take
my passport just in case, because my head's like, what
have I got to flee for no reason? There's nothing
I do that I would need to flee, like in.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Case I need to leave the country.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
You're just saying for like identification purposes, Well, you're actually
thinking about if you need to flee the country.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Yeah, I don't know what I would need to flee
the country for. Do you have the real ID I
thought that I do.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Oh yeah, okay.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
Okay, no I do. I just so I don't know
why I bring it, but I take with me everywhere.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
And then last night I was like, let's.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
Take it out of my back so I'm not just
walking around with it.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
It is not my back back, can't it?
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Where is that? That's what I'm.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Taking it out? Someone's not pretending to be Victoria and
they fled the country.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
How much more would that be?
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Hopefully they go to Spain and enjoy their time. What
Victoria wants to do?
Speaker 3 (04:18):
I steal your identity. There goes to your soul security number,
There goes all your money. But that's okay, but that's
got on it my social security numbers, not on my passport.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
I thought it was and was it. I think it is?
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Okay, maybe not, but I still feel like they can
steal your identity.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
Yeah you do, but honestly, is that kind of like
a compliment, like, Oh, I think I'm so pretty?
Speaker 3 (04:35):
You want to steal my identity?
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Thank you?
Speaker 3 (04:37):
I do think you need to submit that somewhere? Is
your address on as lost?
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Look at that? It's our social media producer Gabby stopped
by Gabby, what's up with you this sweek?
Speaker 5 (04:47):
I'm upset this wee specifically about the Bachelor franchise because
they've completely ruined themselves. Well, so, they have Bachelor in Paradise,
which I think is the best show on their franchise,
A good one. It's so good and like the drama
is usually good, and like the people are messy and
it's awesome. Yea, and they completely ruined it this season.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Why they do?
Speaker 5 (05:11):
They made it Like first of all, they made like
a money prize at the end, which completely changed like
the dynamic between the people on the show. Wait what Yeah,
it was weird and like so people weren't really there
for like love or friendship, like they're there for the money.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Oh my god, this is like that movie on Netflix,
The Wrong Paris kind of exactly like that.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
And then they also like had it.
Speaker 5 (05:30):
They kind of like made it kind of like Survivor.
Like sometimes I was watching it, I'm like, am I
watching Survivor with influencers right now? And like it just
it sucked.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
You know, it's bad when they ruined an already pretty
bad show.
Speaker 5 (05:43):
Yeah, I didn't think it could get worse, but I
was here for the mess, Like I loved the mess.
And now it's like it's so messy that it's.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Not even enjoyable anymore.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
I didn't know they did that. But that sucks. That's terrible.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
That's ah, that's okay, well for you, or here's more mess.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
What's going on with you?
Speaker 2 (06:04):
What?
Speaker 1 (06:04):
I'm obsessed with something and I cannot stop thinking about it,
and it's really bugging me. I'll tell you what that
is in just a second. We Also, I'm excited because
my new song, The Messenger comes out this Friday. So
if you go to my TikTok and check it there,
you can hit the pre save link and pre save it.
It comes out this Friday, So I'm excited about dropping that.
I'm sure you check it out, download it wherever you
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get your music. On Friday, I guess I go pre
save it. But the one thing that I am obsessed with,
I cannot stop thinking about it. And I'm not going
to do a spoiler for anybody who hasn't seen the show.
But I watched the last two episodes of the summer.
I turned pretty sat with my girlfriend. She watches the show,
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you know, and I was like, let me check it out. Well,
she showed me a scene from like a beach scene
where this girl was just cold to this dude named Conrad,
and so I was like, man, that's cold hearted. I
want to the show now. So I watched it. But
I watched the last episode of it, and I won't
spoil anything for anybody, because you know, there's two brothers
that this girl has kind of like had a relationship
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with both of them. One is Conrad. What's the other Jeremiah?
I forget that his name because screw that guy, right,
But anyway, team Conrad. Another guy she likes is Conrad.
And there was a scene where you saw Conrad with
his shirt off last day. That dude has such long
armpit hair. Holy. I couldn't think about anything else but
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how long his armpit hair is. I was like, is
this is this an episode of a TV show or
is this some weird kind of shampoo commercial? The funniest
armpit hair is so long. It is so distracting, and
I just keep thinking about how long it is. And
I'm like, dude, if you're gonna be taking your shirt off,
trim the pit hair distracted?
Speaker 3 (07:55):
I mean, I don't remember that part.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
You've got to watch the show again. Then I guts
wait for the party. He takes his shirt off and
he lifts his arm up.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
I guess I wasn't looking at his armpit hair when
he took his shirt off, and I'm like, well.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
It looks like he's smuggling two National parks under his flock.
There's that much foliage there.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
Do you turn your armpit hair?
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Yeah, I think every need to trim their armpit hair.
I'm totally with that is very long and spindily. Yeah,
and you say you take a your scissors and like, yeah,
you just trim it, Yeah, trim it's you know, okay, yeah,
a little very distracting. I don't even know what happened
in the van. I couldn't concentrate after that, and then
I kept talking about it and I kept getting I'm like, babe,
(08:38):
didn't you see his armpit hair? Though it so long?
Is that an armpit or a community garden? Project?
Speaker 3 (08:46):
Listen, I would be a gardener and not project.
Speaker 4 (08:49):
I could only imagine what scene that was for, and
the fact that that is what you were bringing up.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
In a scene like that, I'd be I would also
tell you to shut I mean, yeah, now, it's not
the time.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Yeah, I couldn't think. I might have ruined a little
bit of the episode for it because I just couldn't
get over the pit hair. And I still can't. I
think about it every day.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Now, are you serious?
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Why is I do not trim this pit hair more
than I too? It's just nice and muscly.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
So it's trimming the hair everywhere else, but not his
armpin hair.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
He's beautiful man, Chris Briney. Now I'm mad. Everyone I've
seen it except for me.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
It's great. Well, don't watch it because it'll ruin everything
for you because the armpit hairy How did I ruin?
Speaker 2 (09:31):
It?
Speaker 3 (09:32):
Comes on my armpit hair, then whatever else is going
Speaker 1 (09:34):
On when you look up and you go is that
a horsetail and you be like no, that's armpit hair.