The Full Jubal Show from October 2nd, 2025

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
And there was a scene where you saw Conrad with
his shirt off high and the last that dude has
such long armpit hair. Holy. I couldn't think about anything
else but how long his armpit hair is. I was like,
is this an episode of a TV show or is
this some weird kind of shampoo commercial that's from last

(00:20):
week's edition of the check in when we checked in
with the show as he was going on in Our
Lives And I still can't stop thinking about the armpit hair.
Now I just missed him. Now I just miss Conrad
because it's over. But what's new in our lives? You'll
find out right after this when we check in with
the show next, is true your ellan, everyone, the biggest

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gift would be from me, and the car detached would
say thank you by Every iconic show has their wacky
cast of characters, and the Jubil Show is no different. Well,
it's a Jewbil show with your drunk and Nina Hi,
and then there's everybody's younger sister, Victoria Ramirez Hi. And
who could forget the quirky neighbor kid who appears to

(01:16):
our window every once in a while to ask I
for alpaca Spitney Spears can live stream her guided meditation
sessions from our balcony our social media. Pretty cert Gabby,
She's a rock stuff. And then there's me. I'm Jewbil
and this is the Jewel Show and it's the time
a week where we check in and see what's going
on in our lives. So, Nina, what's up with you
this week?

Speaker 2 (01:34):
So I had a date yesterday, but it was a
friend date. But I have this habit and it was
with somebody for the very first time we met up
for the very first time. I have this habit of
kind of getting a little drunk at different random places
and making plans with random women that I meet out
in the streets.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
And it's not romantic.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
I just think as you get older, it's harder to
make friends as an adult, and we go through all
of these different shifts and life changes and all of
that stuff. So when I met this particular woman at
that particular party, we were having this really deep conversations.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
Were like let's hang out. Meanwhile, yesterday, leading up to it.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
I was like, oh man, I'm so tired. I don't
want to do this. I don't know this person, I
don't have the energy but I'm so glad that I went,
because sometimes I think that the universe or whatever puts
the right people in your path the right moment when
you need them. Sometimes these friendships don't stick. I don't
know what's going to happen with this woman, but she's
super dope. But we just sat there and we listened

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to each other and saw each other for who we
are like right now. And I know that sounds kind
of crazy, but you know, you evolve as a person
and sometimes you don't always have anybody to listen to.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
You, like truly.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
I did it for her, she did it for me,
and I just felt like, wow, I was seen for
the first time in a really long time.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
That maybe it's a new vestie. Maybe it's kind of
fun though, as will you look at me already? I
am looking at you? Sorry, you see what I mean
to you? This week it was nice. I just want
to dance.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
I'm off live, I like, I'm really sack as my
friend's leaving to a new city.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
But we went out for her like going.

Speaker 3 (03:01):
Away, and we danced a little bit, but not as
much as I wanted to this weekend, so I kind
of have like a dancing bug of me right now.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
But all my friends are leaving. So now it's like,
what am I gonna do this weekend?

Speaker 4 (03:12):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (03:12):
They're on on. I know a lot of clubs that
you could just pop right into. I don't want to
go alone, though. I want to dance with my friends,
Like I want you to go.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
Gosh, what hands making? Oh yeah, there's to get dance.
We definitely make some friends. No slock drivers who listen
to the show. Will you meet those guys? And that's good?

Speaker 1 (03:30):
Get out there, meet the you know, meet the people
that listen to the show.

Speaker 5 (03:32):
Multi.

Speaker 1 (03:33):
I want to go dance. I want to have a
drink in my hand. Victoria girl from the radio, wait
you are her? Yeah, I'll take a dance. He's like, okay,
I I don't want that, gonna dance. I don't want
the no, no, no, I just want to go out
my friend. Oh look, it's our social media producer Gabby

(03:57):
stopping by. Gabby with somebody you this week.

Speaker 6 (03:59):
I broke the law this week.

Speaker 1 (04:02):
Yeah, and he doesn't do that. I don't.

Speaker 6 (04:04):
And it took me a while to do it. So
when I first moved into my house.

Speaker 7 (04:08):
I got a package that was with my address, but
with a different person's name. I didn't know what to
do about it. I didn't want to open it, obviously.
I tried to give it back to the UPS driver
a couple of times, but he wouldn't take it. So
it's been sitting on my front porch for months. Wait,
and I finally oh yeah it. As I was opening it,

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I was like, oh God, I feel like it's gonna
be something.

Speaker 6 (04:31):
Nasty or like dirty. It was a designer purse, real new.

Speaker 5 (04:39):
You.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
It's been months.

Speaker 5 (04:45):
Nice?

Speaker 6 (04:47):
You know the police on me? Please it's a pregnant lady.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
No, this is actually a moral dilemma. You cannot keep
somebody that was just sitting He.

Speaker 6 (04:57):
Got a replacement.

Speaker 1 (04:58):
I'm absolutely okay, okay, nice person's a really cute face.
Somebody wanted you, God wanted you to have it.

Speaker 6 (05:08):
It's yours now, this is like good karm.

Speaker 5 (05:10):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
I didn't see Gabby keeping literally like six months. O wow, Jules,
up with you? Did you seal it from anybody too?

Speaker 8 (05:21):
No?

Speaker 1 (05:22):
Unfortunately, what's up with me is I had a I
need to apologize to a business out there. I did
in a second, but first, real quick, thank you for
everybody who's checked out my new song, The Messenger, which
is out now. You can go get it wherever you
get your music. People are liking it the videos on
YouTube too, if you want to check that out. You
can check the Lincoln bio on my TikTok if you
want to go watch that. But it's been really cool
to see the response. A lot of people are liking

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it and appreciate it.

Speaker 2 (05:43):
Your music video is legit, like he's got real like
it's filmed.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
It's not just him in the selfie, you know, it's
about my production value. Yeah, I do want to apologize
to I called a business to schedule something and they're
closed on Tuesdays. Okay, So well I called on a
Tuesday and they were closed, and there I said that
they were closed on Tuesdays, and then I thought that
I like hung up the phone, but I didn't realize
I didn't hang up the phone. So I sang like

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a way too long song about not being open on Tuesdays,
and then I'm pretty sure they heard me ranting about
other drivers, and then they probably heard a bunch of
other weird noises as well.

Speaker 2 (06:15):
But what does a song sound like when you're lanting
about it not being open on Tuesdays.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
Well, I wasn't really ranting. I was just like, they're
closed on Tuesdays. That's two day. And then I don't
remember what else I was saying. And then I was like,
why is a stupid radio not back on yet? I
was like, where's the podcast I was listening to? This
is what's wrong with the stupid radio? So they heard
me ranting about that, and then I noticed that it
was still on. I was like, oh, sorry, I'll call
back tomorrow. I hope they have collegies of them. It's

(06:41):
another jubile phone frame morning on the twenties. Hello, it'll
be there tomorrow.

Speaker 9 (06:54):
Hello. Who's this?

Speaker 10 (06:57):
This is Juniper. I'm calling from furniture. I was looking
for Justin, who has a couch that he ordered a
few weeks ago.

Speaker 9 (07:07):
Oh oh yeah, yeah man, yeah that's me.

Speaker 11 (07:10):
I just.

Speaker 9 (07:14):
Yes, hi, yes, okay, you're saying I'm doing okay.

Speaker 11 (07:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (07:21):
I've been waiting on the couch for a bit, so
uh yeah one good news.

Speaker 10 (07:25):
Your couch will be delivered to you tomorrow. I've been
making sure to take extra precautions to make sure it's
all perfect for you and it gets there.

Speaker 9 (07:39):
Uh okay, thanks, I guess.

Speaker 1 (07:42):
It's a very comfortable couch.

Speaker 10 (07:47):
Okay, I've been spending a lot of time on it.

Speaker 9 (07:52):
Wait, what do you mean it's spending a lot of
time on it. It's supposed to be a new couch.

Speaker 1 (07:56):
Oh, yes, your couch.

Speaker 10 (07:57):
Yes, the new couch that you're having delivered it. That
couch is yes, I'm not talking about I'm sorry, and
maybe I was being confusing. That couch has been boxed
up and ready to go for a while now after
they were putting the finishing touches on it. But I
know it is a comfortable couch. Oh that's a great

(08:19):
It's a great couch that you ordered, is what I'm saying.

Speaker 9 (08:24):
Yes, that's that's why I ordered it.

Speaker 1 (08:26):
And it's red. The couch is very comfortable as well.
I bet you're going to be sad to see it.

Speaker 9 (08:35):
Go sad to see what?

Speaker 3 (08:44):
Go?

Speaker 1 (08:45):
Oh the couch, you're the couch that you have.

Speaker 10 (08:48):
Now, I'm sure you're probably said to see that one go,
seeing as you're getting a new couch delivered tomorrow.

Speaker 9 (08:55):
Wait, you say the couch is counter What couch are
you talking about.

Speaker 1 (09:01):
The couch? My couch, Yes, the couch.

Speaker 9 (09:10):
How do you know my couch is comfortable. Why do
you mean, weird man?

Speaker 10 (09:15):
Oh, I'm sorry if I'm coming off strange to you.
I don't mean to come off strange. I was trying
to have some pleasant customer service type conversation.

Speaker 9 (09:26):
Weird man, you're talking about couch and my current couch,
and that is comfortable.

Speaker 1 (09:31):
Or couch for hours?

Speaker 11 (09:35):
Do I have? What did you say you have?

Speaker 5 (09:40):
No?

Speaker 9 (09:40):
I don't.

Speaker 5 (09:41):
Did you say the couch?

Speaker 1 (09:44):
I'm sorry? What was that justin?

Speaker 9 (09:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (09:48):
Did you just say that you have that?

Speaker 9 (09:49):
You have slept on my couch.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
Full disclosure.

Speaker 10 (09:54):
Yes, I've slipped there a few times to get the
feel for the space where the new couch will be.

Speaker 9 (10:01):
Are you saying you've been in my house?

Speaker 12 (10:02):
Man?

Speaker 9 (10:02):
Listen, I'm calling the cops.

Speaker 11 (10:03):
I'm gonna have you interted. I don't like that you've
been in my house, and I'm gonna make sure I
take care of this.

Speaker 1 (10:08):
All right, let's not do that because this is actually
a prank phone call. What this is actually Jubil from
the Jebel Show doing a phone prank on you and
your girlfriend set you up. Oh, it's a jew.

Speaker 5 (10:26):
Off. For a second, man said that you're over.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
A couch a while ago. Yeah, it's still not there yet,
but you wanted to mess with you.

Speaker 9 (10:36):
Man, You're really everything. This guy was like this creepy
guy coming in my house.

Speaker 5 (10:41):
Man, I just I just couldn't even deal it.

Speaker 1 (10:44):
But it's time for Nina's what's trending.

Speaker 2 (10:46):
So first second, just imagine you're an actress and you've
been working really hard for your career. You get your moment,
and all of a sudden, you realize that you've been
replaced by the hawk to a girl.

Speaker 1 (10:57):
Oh yeah, what that sounds like? Ike is unbelievable, and
you'll hear it in just a second. It's there.

Speaker 2 (11:04):
It's very fair, and you'll hear it in a second. Okay,
But first, I just want to know how you woke
up this morning.

Speaker 1 (11:11):
Was it easy? Was it hard? Did your alarm clock
do its hard up? Yeah? Normally it's not hard for
me to Normally, when I when I when my alarm
goes off, or I usually wake up a little bit
before my alarm. But lately, yeah, there is. I usually
wake up like a few minutes before my alarm. Are
you surprised by that? He's up at like two o'clock
in the morning every day and very easy for me.
To get up, but this past week it has not been.

(11:31):
So this morning, I woke up and then I went
back to bed, and then I woke up, and then
I went back to bed, and then I woke up,
and then I thought about calling and sick and going
back to bed, but I didn't. So I'm here now,
but I don't know if I'm awake, so okay, I
might still be asleep. I think you're so. Am I dreaming?

Speaker 4 (11:47):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (11:47):
What do I look like? And you enjoy your dreams? Yeah,
there's the Nightmare Show with like different woodland creatures, right,
and Victoria looks like a score?

Speaker 5 (12:00):
Yeah what?

Speaker 1 (12:02):
Well, I don't know. It's a squirrel, but it has
Victoria's voice coming out of it. I feel like Alvin
and the Chipmunks the little chip bed. Now all I
see is a chipmunk. But they're cute. They are cute.
You're very cute, Vicky. And that's coming from the Toys
Ross to raft. That's cool. Okay, Yeah, I don't know

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where I am. I'm probably dreaming still.

Speaker 2 (12:28):
I asked that question not to go down the rabbit hole, literally,
but to tell you about a new way that hotels
are going to be offering for their.

Speaker 1 (12:36):
People to wake up. They're people the people that stay
in hotels.

Speaker 2 (12:39):
But this has only started in Australia and New Zealand
and ju Will, I don't think this would work for you,
but I definitely think it would work for Victoria. And
so what it is is using a scent based alarm
clock to wake you up in the morning like a diffuser.
So it released sense of coffee, bacon, blueberry, muffin.

Speaker 1 (12:56):
Hungry. I know.

Speaker 2 (12:59):
So I don't think this would work for Jubils so much,
but I think for Victoria that smell of a muffin
and bacon might.

Speaker 1 (13:04):
Get you moving.

Speaker 2 (13:05):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (13:05):
I would definitely get make me move in if I
had someone cooking for me in my like apartment or
when I'm home with my parents. Man, I'm up quicker
than anything, so I smell the food in the kitchen.

Speaker 2 (13:15):
So it's really a genius like you and me. I
would get up for bacon, bacon out. Okay, anyways, let's
go back to that actress who was cast in a
show with Glenn Powell. It's called It's a series that
he's in called Chad Powers. So the actress was originally cast,
she shot the scenes, she did everything. She's got this
video of the sound that you're going to hear. She's

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got a watch party at her house. Everybody's in her
living room and they're watching the screen, only for her
to find out that she was replaced.

Speaker 1 (13:43):
I did not tell her.

Speaker 2 (13:46):
So this is the reaction of her finding out for
the very first time that she was replaced by Hailey
Welch the Hawk to a girl. Okay, yeah, oh yeah,

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that really does sound. Yeah that man, I'd be having
a watch party, a watch party, and everybody's just staring
at her.

Speaker 1 (14:22):
My question.

Speaker 2 (14:22):
So this actress, her name is Brittany Ray Carrera, and
allegedly she got recast by Hayley because she didn't have
enough followers on social media.

Speaker 13 (14:30):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (14:30):
I went to go find her to see how many
fowers she has, but she has like two hundred and
sixty one thousand, and it only would.

Speaker 1 (14:35):
Have gone up. It's insane. Now you can get like
getting booked for movies and shows and stuff. It doesn't
even matter if you have acting skills at all. They
look at social media followers. It's insane, really.

Speaker 3 (14:46):
Not right, because that's the takes like the movie quality away,
Like I like like a movie or a TV show
that has like really good actors or actresses like makes
the show.

Speaker 1 (14:57):
Yeah, well, why would you watch it if they're terrible?
Because you followed, because they just know, like if they
have millions of followers, they're hoping that at least like
ten percent of their audience something, you know. Just so,
Sis feels like one of those moments.

Speaker 2 (15:08):
You know how Flow from all of those insurance commercials
never really got cast as anything because she's flow. You'll
always know your ass flow. I can't watch Haley Welch
as anything other than Hawktua. I'm sorry, like right down
and all I'm thinking of you hock too on it?

Speaker 1 (15:22):
Right? Wait, was she playing herself in the show? No,
just down made more sense.

Speaker 2 (15:26):
I think she was playing the character that Brittany was
supposed to play, and that's why Brittany was freaking out.
And then who's her friend that's filming her freak out
and leaking it to the press.

Speaker 1 (15:34):
Okay, well I know that's kind of messed up too.

Speaker 3 (15:36):
I do feel like everyone films it because like it's
so exciting, you think you're gonna get an exciting reaction,
and so he was not expecting for firefair. And then
He's like, wait, you're we're mad for you, like people
should know that, Like that you got replaced by up celebrity.

Speaker 2 (15:50):
I feel like that's why you did it. If you
spend it like that, I feel better about it.

Speaker 1 (15:53):
I think a lot of these companies just don't want
to build new talent anymore, you know, they don't want
to find somebody and build them up. They just want
they just want the quick fix of getting people to
maybe watch it based off of followers. I almost had
a book deal back in the day. They liked my concept,
they liked what I had written up, they liked the
first few chapters, they like everything there. This is great,
but you need more followers on social media, so come
back to us when you have whatever. Was like a

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couple hundred thousand, and I've never gone back to them. Obviously,
what do you now? Because I guess I could look
at my tickdown. Yeah, yeah, now we need one point five.

Speaker 2 (16:24):
So it was like, well, it looks like back to
the growing exactly, ridiculous being great and then people will
come right right.

Speaker 1 (16:32):
Also, the show Our TikTok Our Show TikTok has you know,
over three million they play five yeah, which is amazing.
So we should be getting booked for something. I mean,
we shouldn't be in movies and things like that, right
we You know, it's probably about as much a talk
to it. Pretty can scream about one of us.

Speaker 5 (16:49):
That a girl.

Speaker 1 (16:51):
Yeah, I mean, I'm totally down. I'm talking crab about
it that they don't like to build new talent, but
I will absolutely jump on any opportunity based off of
followers that we have. Sure I would like.

Speaker 2 (17:00):
Too, we have talent. That's okay, that's me girls.

Speaker 1 (17:07):
I replace a girl in her role and I was
just like, Hi, shame on you. I don't know why.
I don't know why. My line is shame on you,
but it's not like what should be.

Speaker 2 (17:19):
He's saying, shame on you for looking at my legs.

Speaker 1 (17:30):
She's like, that's those an't even the lines that I
had heard. Female lion, you get out of here just
looking at me like a piece of me. They're like,
there's no lawyers in the show. Was like, whatever, he's
got three point five million, let him say whatever he wants.
Oh my gosh, you need to do that the wrong role,

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that's what's trending or did he eat? It's time to
catch a Cheater Only on the Jubil Show. Damny is
on the phone today for to catch a cheater and
she's been with her boyfriend for four years. His name
is Abel, but now she thinks that he might be
messing around. So we'll see if we can help her out. Sammy,
sorry you have to come on the show this way,
But what's up? Why do you think Abel might be cheating?

Speaker 5 (18:11):
Yeah? Abel and I've been together for four years now,
and like I've been cheated on in the past, and
I'll be damned if it's going to happen to me again.
So I have like really been on the lookout, and
you know, honestly, Able's been a prince for the last
four years. But this last week has me doubting some things.

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And so that's why I am calling you, guys.

Speaker 1 (18:38):
Might until I've been this past week.

Speaker 5 (18:42):
Yeah, this this week, like honestly, like things have been amazing,
Like I love this man, but I think he screwed up.

Speaker 1 (18:51):
Okay, So what's going on. What happened?

Speaker 5 (18:55):
Well, he was out of town for a work conference
and he was supposed to get back that Monday, but
he ended up rolling in like late Tuesday, and like
he just like claims that the conference ran along so
he was forced to change his ticket and stayed at
a hotel for like one more night, like and that's

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like not even a big deal, but it's like the
way he said it though, like made me wonder like
if he was like hiding something, because you know what
I mean, like how many conferences just like magically run long?
That just like feels like a really convenient excuse. You know.

Speaker 1 (19:34):
Did he give you a heads up?

Speaker 5 (19:36):
Though?

Speaker 2 (19:36):
Like did he hit you up on Monday? And I
was like, hey, babe, sorry, not coming home tonight. I'll
be home tomorrow, Like did he give you that courtesy?

Speaker 5 (19:42):
Like, yeah, I knew he was coming home later. It
was just like there was something about it that like
seemed off, you know what I mean, Like you kind
of you know when somebody's like lying or like doing
like one of those like half truths. So that's what
like kind of like got my spidy senses going off.

Speaker 2 (20:01):
Who wants to stay a longer at work conference to
go home?

Speaker 11 (20:05):
Right?

Speaker 1 (20:05):
So when he got home, how did that interaction go?

Speaker 5 (20:09):
I mean fine, I like didn't give abel any heads up,
but I felt any certain way so I could do
some investigating on my.

Speaker 1 (20:21):
Own, Okay, what did you find?

Speaker 5 (20:24):
Went on his laptop, I did some snooping and I
looked through his email and found an email in his
deleted box and it was a booking for a hotel
on the night he was still at the conference. It
wasn't at the hotel he was staying at.

Speaker 1 (20:45):
Was in the same city or was it? Where was it?

Speaker 5 (20:47):
Oh no, it wasn't even in the same state. Was
booking for hotel in a completely different state. It was
for one night king bed plus guess.

Speaker 1 (21:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (21:01):
Yeah, And he didn't mention any of this. To be fair,
I haven't confronted him with what I found yet. I
like just came straight to you guys, because I know
that you're gonna like get the truth again. I've been
cheated in the past and I'll be damned if he's
going to be cheating on me. And like why that,
well was he in a hotel room in another state? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (21:22):
Yeah, very fair.

Speaker 14 (21:23):
Questions, right, And like, like I said, I listened to
you guys like religiously, and I heard in one of
the To Catch a Cheaters where like the guy had
like three different girlfriends and different dates.

Speaker 5 (21:36):
It's just not happening. It's not happening to me. It's
not happening me today. So I need you guys to
catch him.

Speaker 2 (21:44):
And let's just tell that normal, that having multiple girlfriends
is not normal.

Speaker 5 (21:49):
Yeah, well it's not normal. But also like he lied
to me, you know what I mean, Like he he
told me the conference ran long, but all the while
you had to get on a flight to another state
to stay there then to come home. Like no, no,
all right.

Speaker 1 (22:07):
Well you already told us what grocery store he's a
rewards member at. So we'll play a song come back,
and then call him and pretend to be from the
grocery store and say that every single month, we choose
one lucky rewards member who gets free flowers delivered from
our floral department to anybody that you want, and we'll
see if he sends us to you or to somebody else.

Speaker 5 (22:23):
Okay, Okay, thank him.

Speaker 1 (22:25):
All right, we'll get you to catch cheeter next. If
you're just joining us for today's to Catch a Cheater.
Sammy is on the phone, and Sammy thinks that her
boyfriend of four years named Abel might be cheating. So
we're about to call him and present to be from
the grocery store that he's a rewards card member at
and tell him that he's this month's lucky winner of
free flowers delivered from our floral department, absolutely free. We'll

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see if he believes that, and if he does, we'll
see who he sends the flowers to, and then we'll
know if he's cheating if he sends it to somebody
else or his girlfriend Sammy and Sammy. Before we call Abel,
why don't you break down your situation for us again
real quick?

Speaker 5 (22:58):
He and I have been together for four years, and
this past week I caught him in a lie. He
told me a work conference he was on like got
extended by a day. But after I sluiced a little
bit and saw in his deleted box that he had
actually booked a hotel in another state then the conference

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was at. And I just want to know why he's
lying to me and who he's sleeping with.

Speaker 1 (23:28):
Okay, are you ready for us to call him?

Speaker 5 (23:30):
I am ready?

Speaker 1 (23:31):
Okay, here we go.

Speaker 9 (23:43):
Hello.

Speaker 1 (23:43):
Hey, this is Corwick calling from I was looking for
our rewards card member named Abel.

Speaker 9 (23:50):
Damn it.

Speaker 1 (23:51):
Yeah, Hi, hi Abel? How are you? Please? Don't hang up?
This is not a marketing phone call. I'm actually calling
with the big congratulations you're this month's winter Yeah, creage,
you don't sound excited.

Speaker 11 (24:03):
No, I know what this is.

Speaker 9 (24:06):
Oh yes, I know the show.

Speaker 1 (24:09):
Okay, sounds like you know that we do a segment
called the Catch a Cheater where if you think your
significant other might be messing around you see this on
Flowers too.

Speaker 9 (24:15):
Yeah, yeah, I know?

Speaker 13 (24:17):
Why?

Speaker 11 (24:18):
Why is the everything I'm seeing?

Speaker 15 (24:20):
What did?

Speaker 10 (24:20):
I don't know?

Speaker 5 (24:20):
Are you freaking kidding me? Able? Like, do you think
I wasn't going to find out about the hotel in Orlando?
Like you weren't even supposed to be in Orlando? It's like,
what the else am I supposed to be other than
your cheating on me?

Speaker 11 (24:35):
All? Did you know about that?

Speaker 5 (24:37):
It doesn't matter how I found out or what I
did to find that out. What matters is that you
lied and you're sleeping around on me with some like
slusy in Orlando of all places? Are you kidding me?
Do you freaking tell me that your work conference gets
extended today and that you have to stay there, but
meanwhile you're in a completely different state staying in a

(24:59):
hotel Like this is happening right now? Okay, Oh I
knew it. Oh yeah, tell me what is it?

Speaker 2 (25:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (25:09):
What bill?

Speaker 11 (25:10):
Excuse you that I did go to Orlando? Okay, well
I know, I know. I saw the receipts and I
lied about that too.

Speaker 5 (25:20):
Yeah, yeah, I know.

Speaker 9 (25:23):
But I'm not cheating.

Speaker 5 (25:25):
Oh sure, sure, you just had to stay over at
an imaginary work conference for a day and went to
a completely different place. But you're not cheating on me. Okay, sure,
if you weren't cheating, what the are you doing in Orlando?

Speaker 9 (25:40):
I would never cheat on you. Okay, I'm sorry.

Speaker 5 (25:42):
I lied.

Speaker 11 (25:43):
I shouldn't lied to you.

Speaker 9 (25:44):
I'm sorry, Bob. You know I'm not cheating.

Speaker 5 (25:47):
You're not cheating. Okay, then like explain yourself, like, what
were you doing in Orlando? If not cheating on me,
I'm giving you one more chance to tell me what
the if you were doing Orlando, or I'm hanging up
the phone, I'm packing up your and you're gone.

Speaker 11 (26:03):
Okay, look, just please let me explain. Okay, but the listening, okay, Okay,
you don't like Disney? What you don't like Disney? And
I never get an opportunity to do that. I was
really close to Disney World, so I hopped on a
sight and I took myself there for one day.

Speaker 1 (26:26):
You Disney World, this is a book.

Speaker 5 (26:29):
None of us are believing this, right, Like, why wouldn't
you just say that?

Speaker 11 (26:33):
Because if you've seen where I stayed, or you know
that I was in a hotel or whatever, check where
the hotel was. I can show you pictures of me
and Mickey. I got pictures in front of Epcot, have evidence,
I have everything.

Speaker 1 (26:49):
Yourself. Are you alone?

Speaker 4 (26:51):
You went?

Speaker 11 (26:52):
Well not I was with Mickey and Icky that I
was there alone.

Speaker 1 (26:58):
So you lied to your girlfriend to get an extra
day so that you could go to Disney World.

Speaker 11 (27:04):
She doesn't like Disney. I have no other choice. I
would never see I just really really wanted to see
Disney World.

Speaker 1 (27:19):
Okay, I kind of believe him. I mean, I'm also like,
good for you, Sammy. Do you believe him?

Speaker 5 (27:25):
Wow? I mean, Abel, I know you're like a Disney fanatic,
and I didn't realize that this is so important to
you that you felt like you had to lie to
me to go to Disney. I'm I'm still like wrapping
my head around that you'd rather be with Nicky than me.

(27:45):
But I I've never been to Disney World.

Speaker 11 (27:52):
How did you know she's looked at my gym bag
and find him.

Speaker 5 (27:57):
No, I looked, and you're deleted emails and found the
hotel room.

Speaker 11 (28:04):
Oh I thought you looked at my gym bag and
sell the goofy that I brought home. I wasn't going
to bring back any souvenirs because I knew it would
be proof by just I just couldn't help it to.

Speaker 1 (28:16):
Have you been hiding a goofy?

Speaker 5 (28:20):
Yeah, I know, but listen able. I love you, to
be fair, I'm pissed that you lied to me. I'm
also like hurt that you didn't think that I would
go with you. Like, no, it's not the most wonderful
place in the world to me, but if it mattered
that much to you, I would have gone.

Speaker 15 (28:39):
Like.

Speaker 5 (28:39):
I hate that you had to shame stuff goofy in
your gym back.

Speaker 11 (28:46):
Okay, you know what.

Speaker 9 (28:47):
I apologize. I'm sorry I have whed to you.

Speaker 11 (28:49):
I just I really wanted to go to.

Speaker 9 (28:52):
Disney World, you know, and that was wrong.

Speaker 11 (28:55):
And maybe we can schedule a trip for next year
or something.

Speaker 5 (29:00):
Step I love you.

Speaker 11 (29:04):
I'm really sorry.

Speaker 5 (29:06):
I love you too, and we're all good.

Speaker 6 (29:10):
The Jewel Shows to catch a cheater? Am I some
sort of a mentally challenged airhead?

Speaker 1 (29:17):
No, not even I didn't say that. It was like,
why am I even listening to? To begin with? You're
a virgin who can't dry. It's almost time for America's
favorite trivia game. You versus Victoria. Your chance to take
on Victoria Ramirez in a game of trivia for Tate
McCrae tickets. So call us up if you want to play.
Eight eight eight three four three one six one eight

(29:40):
eight eight three four three one oh six one. You
can also dm us at the Jewel Show or go
to the jewbelshow dot com if you think you have
what it takes to beat Victoria. I'm so cold in here. Yeah,
China wrapped out of my blanket. That whole time. I
was wondering if Victoria was listing because you're just wrapping
yourself up in a blanket. It's in a tortilla blanket too.

Speaker 2 (29:57):
I'm so cold, It's like or not, y'all, No, no, oh.

Speaker 1 (30:02):
I'm dying. I'm so cold. The first my eyes that yesterday.
Now I'm cold. Horney even Jewel geez, always some sort
of weird thing going on. Dang or a whiner. I
don't know, I'm cold. All right, Well, if you want
to play, Victoria calls up and we'll play you vers
Victoria next, So jubill show.

Speaker 16 (30:21):
You know what's weird about your quizzes, Katie, is that
all the work is right and just the answers are wrong.
I know that having a boyfriend may seem like the
most important thing in the world right now, but you
don't have to dumb yourself down to get guys.

Speaker 1 (30:33):
To like it's almost st No, it is time yeah
for America's favorite trivia game. You versus a Victoria. Your
chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game of
trivia for take what great tickets and let's meet today's
contestant for you verus Victoria. Jennifer. What's up, Jennifer? How
are you?

Speaker 5 (30:50):
I'm doing well?

Speaker 9 (30:51):
How about you?

Speaker 15 (30:51):
Guys?

Speaker 1 (30:53):
Good? Thank you? You Ready to take on Victoria.

Speaker 9 (30:57):
I'm ready as I'll ever be.

Speaker 1 (30:59):
Ooh that means like ready at all or like very ready.
It means like I'm driving to work.

Speaker 5 (31:04):
So we're gonna just risk it for the biscuits, all right, driving, All.

Speaker 1 (31:10):
Right, We're gonna send Victoria out of the studio, and
while she is leaving, here we go, Jennifer. The game
is played like this. You have thirty seconds to answer
as many questions as possible. If you don't know one,
just say pass, and Victoria has to beat you outright
to win. Okay, perfect? All right, here we go, Jennifer.
Your time starts now.

Speaker 2 (31:30):
Coal fired machines were replaced by what kind a different
kind of machine?

Speaker 1 (31:42):
Hello?

Speaker 9 (31:43):
I said that?

Speaker 1 (31:44):
Sorry? Oh? What day is Star Wars Day?

Speaker 12 (31:49):
May four?

Speaker 2 (31:50):
What does the stop Watch measure? K? What modern day
item made a cameo in the first season of Game
of Thrones.

Speaker 1 (32:00):
Fat alright? I feel like, yah, you get one more
because we didn't hear you say pass on that one? Okay?

Speaker 2 (32:06):
In the in the two thousands, which artists released the
hits evacuate the dance floor and every time we touch
let's see.

Speaker 5 (32:21):
Okay, I'm not sure cascade Okay, got that in.

Speaker 1 (32:27):
We'll bring Victoria back into the studio. And while she's
getting settled, Jennifer, here's a question for you. If aliens
landed and demanded that you take us to your leader,
who are you bringing them to? See? Taylor Swift? Victoria
of Aliens landed and said, take us to your leader.

(32:47):
Who are you bringing them to meet?

Speaker 5 (32:48):
Do?

Speaker 3 (32:48):
Sekis guy, the guy who's like the most interesting man
in the world.

Speaker 1 (32:52):
He said that fastest he on your mind? Right now?

Speaker 2 (32:54):
Yeah? All right, number too early, I guess right exactly.

Speaker 1 (33:01):
All right, here we go thirty seconds. Answer as many
questions as possible. If you don't know one, just say
pass and you have to beat Jennifer outright to win.
Here we go, Jennifer, you can tell Victoria win to
go go.

Speaker 2 (33:14):
Coal fired machines were replaced by blank machines. Hot What
day is Star Wars Day? Ooh the fifth? May the fifth?

Speaker 1 (33:24):
What does a stop watch measure time? What modern day?

Speaker 2 (33:27):
Item made a cameo in the final season of Game
of Thrones in the two thousands, which artists released the
hits Evacuate the dance Floor and every time we.

Speaker 1 (33:37):
Touched I like Lady Gaga. I don't know, dang.

Speaker 2 (33:43):
When was the NFL established eighteen fifteen? It's been around
for a long time.

Speaker 1 (33:53):
All right, let's wrap send it over to the squareboard
and see how you guys did with our scoreboard. Our
social media producer Gab.

Speaker 7 (34:01):
Victoria got a solid one crug but I'm gonna be
going to give her a half, So she got one
and a half.

Speaker 2 (34:06):
Jennifer got three d Jennifer, Congratulations, you did it.

Speaker 1 (34:11):
Victoria. I felt really gone, But I don't know what
went wrong. To be honest with you, I don't know
what about Yeah, I definitely influenced one of her answers.
What you got Tate mcgrade tickets to let's get the
answers now with Nina.

Speaker 2 (34:29):
Coal fired machines were replaced by steam. Uh, what that's hot?

Speaker 1 (34:35):
Is that why you gave her? Okay, Paris, No, I gave.

Speaker 6 (34:38):
Her a half point for the coffee cuff?

Speaker 1 (34:41):
Oh what did you give her a full point for? Hey? Time?
Stop watching?

Speaker 2 (34:46):
Okay, star Wars here, I didn't hear that Star Wars
day is May fourth.

Speaker 1 (34:57):
It's not fIF May fifth. To my own it's the mine.

Speaker 2 (35:07):
Man took me everything not to cackle at that moment.
Stop Watch measures time. A Starbucks cup was the item
that made a cameo and the final both thrones.

Speaker 1 (35:26):
I'll give you a half point.

Speaker 6 (35:27):
You said coffee cup, which is it was closed, but.

Speaker 2 (35:30):
I'm a Starbucks cup seriously, and then evacuate the dance floor.

Speaker 1 (35:33):
And every time we touch it.

Speaker 2 (35:35):
How do you say her name cascadea cascatascad Cascade.

Speaker 1 (35:38):
But it's a girl, it's a woman.

Speaker 2 (35:41):
I just had to like what it's c A C
C A s c A d A cascatta.

Speaker 3 (35:51):
Dude, they don't remember Starbucks or coffee cups and Game
of Thrones that was real.

Speaker 1 (35:54):
That shuld been a full point. I'm just saying, like
Starbucks and coffee, same thing. Like what, there's a coffee
that they would not have.

Speaker 2 (36:01):
There's a lot of coffee places that would argue that
that is not true.

Speaker 1 (36:04):
Thank you a lot, no matter what. Yeah, I don't
know what. Thank you, Jenniferly, you were Victoria at the
same time every single weekday morning. Remember if you want
to play, just dm us at the Jubil Show or
go to the jubilshow dot Com.

Speaker 7 (36:19):
First Date follow Up powered by the Advocates Injury Attorneys
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Speaker 1 (36:26):
Taylor is on the show today for a first date
follow up and she's getting ghosted by a guy named Jake.
So in a few minutes we'll call him and see
if he'll tell us why he's Ghostinger and maybe get
her another date. But first, Taylor, how long has it
been since you talked to Jake?

Speaker 12 (36:39):
Hi, it's been six Dave, that's not terrible, almost a week.

Speaker 5 (36:45):
It's felt like forever though good, Like I'm like freaking out.
I've been freaking out.

Speaker 2 (36:50):
Yeah, it's the worst feeling. How many times have you
tried to reach out to him?

Speaker 12 (36:54):
I haven't like reached out to him. I'm just waiting
to hear back.

Speaker 1 (36:59):
Did he tell you that he is going to hit
you up after the date?

Speaker 2 (37:02):
Oh?

Speaker 12 (37:02):
Yeah, we had, We had planned for a whole date
and everything, but then after the date, our first date,
you know, it's been radio silence.

Speaker 1 (37:12):
Okay, so stupid.

Speaker 5 (37:13):
It makes me feel so stupid, stupid.

Speaker 1 (37:16):
Yeah, it's not your fault that happened, you know, Unfortunately
it happens, but we can figure out why. We don't know,
it's not your thought but us about a date.

Speaker 12 (37:26):
Well, so we actually met at a mutual friend's birthday
party and just from that, like that wasn't our first date,
but that whole night, I mean I spent the entire
night talking to him. I barely even said happy birthday
to my friend. But we were just in the kitchen,
like making stupid jokes and that kind of led to
us talking the entire night, and I just had a

(37:50):
really great time since then, and I haven't really felt
that in a long time. And so we we planned
a date and then we got Ramen and we walked
around the park and it was like exactly like.

Speaker 5 (38:06):
The moment that we met.

Speaker 12 (38:08):
It was just like just I don't know, Sparks, I get,
I don't it sounds so kind that. I mean, we
were just laughing, is the thing.

Speaker 5 (38:19):
I don't know. It's like I felt like immediately I
could be so silly and stupid with him, and everything
felt very comfortable and natural right from the start. I
don't know, it's like, I mean, he's just really I mean,
he's also very cute, like that doesn't hurt, you know,
but it's not even about like looks or anything. It
was just this feeling of comfort and being silly. And

(38:43):
I'm such a silly, stupid person and I love being
silly and stupid. And I feel like so often when
I'm talking to guys, it's like they're I don't know,
they're expecting me to be a certain way, and I
didn't feel like that with Drake at all. And he's
very funny too, and I was the one that like.

Speaker 12 (39:01):
Makes me laugh, and I'm just I was laughing so much.
I was just laughing whole time. I mean, by the
end of the first date, we already have so many
inside jokes, and you know when you find that, I'm
just like, I don't.

Speaker 5 (39:13):
Get that often.

Speaker 1 (39:15):
No, totally, But what do you think could have gone wrong?

Speaker 5 (39:19):
Okay?

Speaker 12 (39:20):
So I do think it is my fault actually, and
I feel like it's the I mean, I'm a clumsy person,
but this is like the worst thing that I've ever done.
I've been It's very embarrassing. So you know that, you
know when you like check in with your best friend
in the middle of the day and you just give
them like the you know, the text, it's like okay, uh,

(39:43):
we're your vibes are good or whatever whatever.

Speaker 5 (39:45):
Yes, So so actually.

Speaker 12 (39:48):
I h I did send that text to him instead
of let me just free it to you. Okay, so
he said, I said, he's cute, but if he says
vibes unironically one more time, I might come bus.

Speaker 1 (40:08):
Oh, so a joke.

Speaker 12 (40:12):
It was kind of a joke because it was actually
I was going to tell her later that that was
actually like an inside joke between like me and Jake
that we were because we were talking like we were
being like bros. And I don't know, we were just
pretending to be bros and doing all this stuff. And
so it was kind of a funny thing to me
that I was just going to tell her about later.

(40:33):
And then uh, yeah, I spent that to him, and
then reading it back, I'm like, oh, that actually sounds
like I actually am making a dig at him or something,
and that's not all what it was.

Speaker 4 (40:45):
Oh my god.

Speaker 5 (40:46):
But yeah, so I sent that to him.

Speaker 1 (40:48):
What did he say when he got it? Like did
he call you out? Like did you just say a message?
Or I didn't know?

Speaker 12 (40:53):
I he didn't see it because like I sent it
while we were still on a date, and so I mean,
he's such a sweetheart, like he didn't even look the
entire date, so he didn't even see it until after
we had already parted ways. And I don't know, like
the date, I did so well, we kissed and yeah,
we made that plan to meet again. And then after
after the date, that's when I saw that.

Speaker 1 (41:15):
I oh, oh my gosh, I'd be freaking now too. Well,
oh no, we'll see if that is the reason we'll
play a song come back, and then call him and
see if I'll tell us why he's ghosting you and
maybe get you a second date. Okay, thank you guys.
All right, your first day follow up is next. Right

(41:35):
in the middle of your first day follow up, and
if you're just joining us, Taylor is on the phone
and she's getting ghosted by a guy named Jake. So
we're about to call him and see if I tell
us why he's ghosting her and maybe get her a
second date. But first, Taylor, why don't you recap your
situation for us real quick?

Speaker 5 (41:50):
Okay?

Speaker 12 (41:50):
Yeah, Well, six days ago, I went on a date
with a really cute guy that I really like a lot,
and he made me laugh so much, which never happens.
But during date, I had sent the text that I
meant to send to my best friend. I accidentally sent
that to him, and the text may have seemed like
a dig at him, and it was supposed to be
a joke and he wasn't ever supposed.

Speaker 5 (42:12):
To see it.

Speaker 12 (42:13):
I think that he may have taken it.

Speaker 1 (42:16):
I feel that second hand anxiety for you. Yeah, I know,
we'll see if that is the reason. Are you ready
for us to call him. Yeah, all right, here we go.

Speaker 9 (42:38):
Hello.

Speaker 1 (42:38):
Hi, masking to Jake please, yay. This is Jake, Jake. Hey,
how you doing? This is the Jebil Show. It's a
radio show. Let's not Jake. My name is Nina. Hi,
I'm Victoria. I'm Jubil.

Speaker 9 (42:49):
How are you good? Good? How are you guys good?

Speaker 1 (42:53):
Do you listen to the show?

Speaker 9 (42:55):
I don't. I don't listen not actively?

Speaker 1 (42:58):
All right, well, no worries. The reason we're calling you
today is because of a segment that we do do
on the show.

Speaker 2 (43:04):
Sorry about that.

Speaker 1 (43:08):
You should really listen because that's the that's the high
caliber kind of stuff you get on the show. You know,
it's really funny to read. It was funny to meet too,
because do do Victoria? Anyway? God, Jake, I'm sorry. We
do a segment on the show called the First Date
follow Up. That's where if you go on a date
with somebody and then you end up ghosting them, that

(43:28):
person can email us and get you on the phone
to ask you why you're ghosting. So we got an
email about you from somebody.

Speaker 9 (43:36):
Yeah, this is is that Taylor? Is it Taylor?

Speaker 5 (43:40):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (43:41):
It is Taylor. You do that fast?

Speaker 5 (43:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (43:43):
Do you have a few minutes to talk to us
about it and tell us why you're ghosting.

Speaker 9 (43:48):
I'd love to. Oh dang, now this makes it even worse.
If she was she was fantastic, she's she's she's she's scorious.
I don't know her not too long. At a birthday party.
It was just like, you know, we just like we
just hit it. I don't know, you'll know how, I
don't know. You meet somebody and it's just like that
just makes sense. Yeah, just like flows really well. And

(44:10):
it was great, and I mean she did she she
texted me this thing about about vibes and combusting, which
I honest think it was. I thought it was so funny.
I just didn't reply. I it's kind of really stupid.
So my roommate got a VR headset, you know, you

(44:33):
put them on, you'll like go into.

Speaker 8 (44:35):
You didn't play games, and like, yeah, yeah, they're crazy,
but like and I've never used to before, so I
kind of got like really really addicted to her soul
Reality ping Pong.

Speaker 9 (44:49):
And I've been going crazy in it. And I stood
too close to the corner of this wall and fractured
my wrist as I was playing.

Speaker 1 (44:59):
You fractured your playing VR.

Speaker 9 (45:07):
So it's okay, I mean it's stupid. I feel so
stupid about it. And now like because I fractured it,
I like it hurts the whole my phone, Like my
phone sitting on my desk right now and I'm just
speaking into it. I I can't type, I can't text,
I can't I can't play virtual reality ping pong, I
can't do anything.

Speaker 1 (45:24):
So yeah, okay, well.

Speaker 9 (45:27):
It's just tough. But so like I've tried to, I'm
trying to like verbialize my text, you know, and like
speak them out so that SERI picks them up. It
comes out like vibes are snorting and Brahmin's destiny and
it doesn't make sense.

Speaker 2 (45:40):
Okay, So because you hurt your wrist, you can't communicate
with people.

Speaker 9 (45:45):
I can't feel dumb, okay, honestly.

Speaker 1 (45:48):
Okay, that's why you're ghosting.

Speaker 9 (45:51):
A little bit, because like I don't know how to
it's frustrating when I can't text it and I don't
know how to be like, hey, I would talk to
you because my recently virtual reality.

Speaker 2 (46:04):
Who all of your incid it off like you think
you did. I don't know that she'd think it was dumb.

Speaker 9 (46:08):
Maybe she thinks, Yeah, I guess maybe I didn't really
think about that.

Speaker 5 (46:14):
Can I say something? Can I say something?

Speaker 1 (46:16):
Yes, Sailor, she's been on the phone listening. Oh we would, Yeah, okay.

Speaker 2 (46:25):
We're here.

Speaker 5 (46:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (46:28):
Oh my gosh, oh my gosh.

Speaker 12 (46:30):
Like I just I thought I totally humiliated myself. I've
been spiraling for the past six days. But you you've got.

Speaker 5 (46:37):
A VR ping pong wrist injury?

Speaker 9 (46:42):
What?

Speaker 5 (46:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (46:44):
This yeah kind of, I'm so sorry.

Speaker 12 (46:50):
No, I didn't like, that's so random and adorable, but
also like.

Speaker 5 (46:55):
It's been six days and I thought that you hated
me with.

Speaker 9 (46:57):
The about him right now, I don't hate you. I
literally I could. I could never hate you.

Speaker 15 (47:07):
That.

Speaker 9 (47:07):
I was like really happy that that we met and
beating myself up that I feel like I can't just
like be an adult and just do the adult thing
and tell you I broke my wrist playing ping pong.

Speaker 12 (47:22):
That I was like, I play the ping pong with you, Jake.
I played that with me, you know once once your field,
I mean, I can just fall to my left hand
and he is right.

Speaker 2 (47:42):
Okay, we probably shouldn't say you take your left hand,
otherwise She's gonna get even more man.

Speaker 1 (47:46):
You could have texted with your left hand.

Speaker 5 (47:50):
I can't, I can't.

Speaker 12 (47:52):
No, I don't know, guys, Jake, she's a very cute human.

Speaker 1 (48:00):
Okay, well that's Jake. Would you like to go out
on another date with Taylor? Will pay for it?

Speaker 5 (48:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (48:06):
Yeah, yeah for sure.

Speaker 1 (48:08):
Okay, Well Taylor, congratulations.

Speaker 5 (48:10):
Okay, thank you, guys.

Speaker 9 (48:12):
I'm so happy, got me too.

Speaker 1 (48:14):
You're going to sleep good tonight.

Speaker 5 (48:17):
Absolutely. Jubele's first day follow up, This is justin.

Speaker 1 (48:22):
It's the Jewel Show. The founder of Chat GBT says
Ai will pass human intelligence by twenty thirty. Oh yikes. Oh.
In related shocking news, human intelligence exists. Yeah. See how
easy it is where to create a news headline. And
that's why every single week we bring you the cleverly
named segment real News or fake News, where I read

(48:45):
a news story from the week that's gone viral and
you have to see if you can tell whether it's
a fake one that people actually believed or a real
news story. It's always difficult, always a good time, true,
and a good way to test your skills on spotting
fake news. Real News or fake news is coming up
right after this. It's a Jubal show. Breaking news right
here on the Jubil Show, the US plans to use

(49:08):
drones to strike drug cartel sites in Venezuela. Who in
related news, I'm switching suppliers. That's ridiculous. See how easy
it is to create news headlines. And that's why every
single week we bring you real news or fake news.
The segment where I read a news story from the
week and you have to tell me if it's a
fake news story that people actually believed, or a real

(49:30):
news story excuse me, or a real news story. And
here is your first headline for real news or fake news.
Health officials issue warning asking people to take caution whin
yawning because it could lead to death. What health officials
issue warning asking people to take caution when yawning because
it could lead to death. Here's the story that's terrifying.

(49:53):
A thirty six year old woman in England named Haley
Black recently shared a story on TikTok of how Big
of of how a big yawn almost ended her life.
She was about to feed her baby when the kid yawned,
and yons are contagious, so she yawned as well, and
while yawning she immediately felt a shock in her neck,

(50:15):
and it turns out that her yawn was so forceful
to vertebrate in her neck had shot forward into her spine. Oh,
her spinal cord got so compressed that she was paralyzed
for a while, and doctor said there was a fifty
to fifty chance that she'd even survived. But thankfully she's
still with us. She shared the story. But I happened

(50:38):
in twenty sixteen, and I guess there has been a
lot of YON related injuries this way, so health officials
are asking you to take caution when yawning. Is this
a real news story or a fake one that people
actually believed. I'm actually gonna go with real.

Speaker 2 (50:50):
But that's because my friend told me about a story
where she cracked her neck and she ended up having
a stroke. So if she can get a stroke from
cracking her neck, then you could definitely break your neck
yond well, you got to.

Speaker 1 (51:02):
Really be careful how you move that thing. Victoria, this
is real. When we start wearing one of those Hans
devices that they use in race cars all the.

Speaker 3 (51:09):
Time, I think it's fake. I'm very confused how the
part of your neck bone goes into your spine. I
don't got a.

Speaker 1 (51:17):
Health officials worn issue a warning asking people to take
caution when yawning because it could lead to death. This
is a real news story. Wow. I'm literally sitting here
opening my mouth as wide as I can. Woman yawned
so hard that two of her neck bones shot into
her spinal That's insane. But your spine goes all the

(51:38):
way up your neck, That's what I thought. That's what
I'm thinking about. Out of your neck, the muscle must
like your nest skelteled in the back. Yes, which makes sense.

Speaker 3 (51:50):
Are totally separate your neck bone go into your spine
because if your you bob in your head back and forth,
is not well.

Speaker 2 (51:57):
Because if you bob your neck back, then it makes
sense something popped there then it would just go that.

Speaker 1 (52:03):
I'm confused, but that is a real news story. Here's
another headline for real news or fake news. The segment
where I give you a news story from the week
that's gone viral and you have to tell me if
it's a real news story that people actually a real
new story, or a fake news story that people actually believed.
Supreme Court upholds ruling to make coffee tables illegally. Supreme

(52:24):
Court upholds ruling to make coffee tables illegal. Here's the story.
After a popular thread on whether coffee tables are needed
or not a sorry, a group of coffee table activists
Wow that was a real thing, got together and else
created a bill into Congress saying that the coffee tables

(52:46):
should be made illegal because they're a waste of resources
since they're hardly used for anything of real consequence. And
the Supreme Court just upheld willing to make coffee tables illegal.
So as of twenty thirty after that, no more coffee
tables will be allowed to be made in the United
States of America because they are deemed a waste of

(53:09):
natural resources. Fake fake saying fake, fake, fake, You're wasting
people's time.

Speaker 3 (53:15):
If that's real, fake, I'm gonna say real because people
love to waste other people have a coffee team.

Speaker 1 (53:20):
I love it is a fake news story things, what
sort of funny people did actually believe? This news story, though,
really went viral and was shared millions of times by
people who were who were in the thread about whether
coffee tables were a good use of furniture or not.
Serious people actually believed it and weren't up in arms
thinking they weren't gonna be able to buy coffee tables

(53:41):
after twenty thirty.

Speaker 2 (53:41):
Oh my gosh, you just believed in Victorias.

Speaker 3 (53:44):
Well, yeah, because you don't like to waste others time.

Speaker 1 (53:48):
But that is really dumb. It's real news or fake news.
It's gonna be okay. I can't still open segment where
I give you a news headline. You have to tell
me if it's a real news story or a fake
news story that people actually believed. Here's your next headline
for real news or fake news. TSA issues bizarre warning
over Galaxy ring may inflate mid flight or during security checks.

(54:11):
What's a Galaxy ring? It's like it's like ring that
you wear on your finger, a Galaxy phone. I think
it like it takes your health and stuff like that.

Speaker 2 (54:19):
Oh no, I thought I thought Avengers and living balloon.

Speaker 1 (54:26):
Samsung Galaxy This here's the story. The Transportation Security Administration
has issued a surprising and unusually specific warning this week
travelers wearing the Samsung Galaxy rings may be subject to
extra screening, removal procedures, or even in air confiscation due
to what they call low probability high a low probability,

(54:49):
high disruption swelling hazard. The advisory comes after multiple reports
of the smart rings unexpectedly inflating due to internal battery
gas build up, including a viral case where a tech
YouTuber said that the ring fused to his finger and
required a jeweler and it can of PAM to remove it.

(55:10):
They're also saying if you won't take the ring off
and agree to not take it on your flight, you
might be not allowed to fly. I don't what they're
flagging it as a Class two biotech compression risk. Is
this a real new story or fake news story that
people actually believe?

Speaker 2 (55:25):
I feel like it has to be fake. I don't
understand how a ring inflates? What does that mean?

Speaker 3 (55:30):
That could be real though, because if it does inflate,
who's gonna help on the plane?

Speaker 5 (55:34):
No one?

Speaker 1 (55:35):
Well, what does it mean that it inflates? How does explode? Yeah,
it's kind of like I'm meaning like imploding. Like remember
they had cell phone batteries for a while that they
were scared to take them on planes, Like I think
it was Samsung. I think with Samsungs that were like
actually exploding. Really seems like if it happens on the plane.
What are you gonna do? I mean, there's not a
good look.

Speaker 2 (55:52):
I just was thinking like some raft was gonna, like,
you know, come out.

Speaker 1 (55:58):
On a plane. I'm thinking of like a raft. This
is gay ring from Avengers Victoria realer fake, I'm thinking fake.
I think it's fake. This is a real news story. Well, well,
I said real.

Speaker 5 (56:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (56:11):
The Samsung Galaxy rings, I guess can inflate, and so
they're asking you not to bring those on flights and
you might be subject to extra screening or not even
allowed to get on your flight if you wearing one
of those. Oh my gosh, I don't understand what this
ring is.

Speaker 3 (56:22):
I need to look at that.

Speaker 2 (56:23):
That is why old He's time for Nina's what's trending.
You know, it's amazing we're still talking about this. But
there's an update on the kiss cam CEO and wear
another one, another update and where his life has taken him.

Speaker 3 (56:34):
Dang, they're really not trying to get out of the
media with all these updates.

Speaker 1 (56:37):
I know.

Speaker 2 (56:37):
I don't know if it's them or people's fascination or
that every move is so different. I'm not sure. But
I'll tell you what that is in a second. First,
we have to talk about John Cena. He is set
to retire, if you haven't heard, and each one of
the tickets will not each one of them, but the
tickets to his last performance match I don't know what
you call it for WWE will cost up to twenty

(56:58):
five thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (57:00):
WHOA, that is crazy.

Speaker 2 (57:03):
They're calling him the seventeen what they're seventeen time World champion?

Speaker 1 (57:09):
Okay, so I get.

Speaker 2 (57:09):
That, but I do have a real question because I
don't follow WWE. I thought that these matches were somewhat rigged.
I understand that you need to be an athlete. I
understand that it's hard. I understand all of that, but
don't they have the winner rigged? So they just decided
to dub him as the seventeen time world champion? Or
did he earn that title?

Speaker 15 (57:28):
I think he played it enough, like he did the
match he participated in each of those matches, because he
like played the game so well, basically like he played
the game of dealing with I feel like the executives
and stuff.

Speaker 1 (57:39):
So well, and so he was like thet they wrote him.
I think, yeah, they wrote that for him. Yeah, I
guess I don't know. How else like to explain it. Yeah,
but it's like a play. Okay, so he was just
everybody's favorite and they made him win. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (57:51):
Oh so that's why his tickets are twenty five thousand dollars. No,
that's still insane.

Speaker 3 (57:56):
Sorry, what I'm like, They used to be like for
my parents, wors my older brother, god ww tickets they
were not that expensive. And I'm sorry, but like even
a w WE match should not be twenty five thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (58:06):
That's great watching like a legend and his last one.

Speaker 2 (58:10):
And that's the point people are paying it. Like a
huge fan said, it's not often you get a guaranteed
chance to see someone's last match.

Speaker 1 (58:18):
That's one of the greatest of all time. You can
watch them on YouTube. That's not the same thing as
being there.

Speaker 2 (58:23):
I mean, if you have twenty five thousand dollars, I
just hope there are a people going broke just to
go see this.

Speaker 1 (58:27):
If you have twenty five thousand dollars, just lay it around.
Let us know. It will be like if Taylor Swift
it's doing her last show ever. Yeah, you know that's
what that is for WWE fans.

Speaker 2 (58:39):
Dang, you really put that into simpler terms for me,
and it would you pay if you had the money?

Speaker 1 (58:43):
Would you pay that to see Taylor Swift's last show? Ever?
I don't know. The party was also like, that's a
nice trip I didn't go on.

Speaker 2 (58:49):
If your credit card was approved for one hundred thousand dollars,
oh easy.

Speaker 1 (58:52):
I don't gotta pay. That's make money done. That is true,
by the way, official from the Jewel Show credit card.
It's big money that doesn't actually quite a real money.
So if you got it, charge it, ah's a freakingly
never got to pay it back, baby, sound financial decisions.
There are people that actually believe that. That's why I'm laughing.

(59:12):
Grandma Core.

Speaker 2 (59:13):
Candies are making a comeback as we inter closer towards Halloween.

Speaker 1 (59:16):
Because it's spooky season. But if you.

Speaker 2 (59:18):
Didn't know, baby bottle pops are trending, so are strawberry bond, bonds,
lemon heads, bit of honeys.

Speaker 1 (59:24):
You remember those? What did you call them? Baby bottle pops?

Speaker 12 (59:27):
No?

Speaker 1 (59:27):
What kind of candies? Grandma Core? Grandma Core? Grandma Core?
Oh did I skip over that part?

Speaker 2 (59:33):
Grandma Core is trending, first of all the style and
so now we're leaning into the Grandma core candies like
every time. I shouldn't say every time, but like whenever
I'd walk into my grandma's house, she always had these
like sugar free like little candies like sitting on the
table that.

Speaker 1 (59:46):
You could just have. Your grandparents did have candies just
sitting out all the time.

Speaker 2 (59:49):
Always, And now my mom does it because she wants
to be the grandma with candy.

Speaker 1 (59:53):
We have problems with sugar addiction in this country. It's
our grandparents. Yeah, it's just pusher. They just had it
around every corner you went in the house, it's another
bowl or thing with candy in it.

Speaker 4 (01:00:06):
They did.

Speaker 2 (01:00:06):
They did those necho wafers really got it. Also trending.

Speaker 3 (01:00:11):
Somebody was house, is your John going to up your grandair?

Speaker 1 (01:00:16):
My grandma was a saint. I loved it. Why never
had gandy?

Speaker 3 (01:00:20):
No, she had the Golden Girls on and like just
I don't know, liquor and her ice cream.

Speaker 1 (01:00:25):
She was a great time my grandma. Like those two
mud slides. Yeah what okay?

Speaker 2 (01:00:30):
Well talking about Grandma corps and go right on to
the kiss cam ceo. So this took a turn. I
don't know if you saw this coming, but Andy Byron,
the former CEO of Astronomy has made it work out
with his wife, WHOA.

Speaker 1 (01:00:42):
They're reconciled.

Speaker 2 (01:00:43):
It looks like they're working on their marriage and trying
to save it. They've been photographed together walking and enjoying
a picnic on the beach. I guess after all of
this stuff came out, she pieced out and was hiding
at their main property just to kind of get out
of the news. But now they're trying to make their
marriage work through it since you know, last the last update,
as they were just friends.

Speaker 1 (01:01:01):
I hate to do this, but does she have a job?
I thought the same thing.

Speaker 3 (01:01:06):
I say that, but also I'm like, if she's staying
at the main house, like I too would also want
to now have.

Speaker 2 (01:01:14):
I know girl and not to be that person. But
I thought the same thing, because if you don't have
a job, you're more likely to stay.

Speaker 3 (01:01:20):
But that sucks, girl, Like he like fully did that
and it went all over everywhere.

Speaker 2 (01:01:25):
Like she's gonna get paid from the divorce settlement. That's
true too, or maybe maybe it's just love.

Speaker 1 (01:01:31):
I don't know. Maybe they had a prenup where she
won't get anything. Oohikes, we don't know the details. I
just did not. I just didn't see this turn coming.
So or she wants to get back together with him,
and it's like a long you know, the long place,
low place. She's got to get so cold place, soaking
up next year. She's got her little ready to go. Yeah,

(01:01:55):
she's ready.

Speaker 3 (01:01:55):
By your arms around me right when the camera turns
to us.

Speaker 1 (01:02:00):
I feel so bad that it does suck that dirty
little secret. Hello, Hello, you have a little secret.

Speaker 13 (01:02:12):
I do.

Speaker 5 (01:02:13):
I do. It's pretty dirty. I don't know dirty some
people would think of it, but it's pretty dirty to me.

Speaker 4 (01:02:21):
So when I first met my husband's family, we went
over for a birthday party and I don't know who
carpets their bathrooms, but they but they carpeted their.

Speaker 5 (01:02:35):
Bathroom and I had to go to the bathroom and
the toilet happened over for though ollo and I did
not know what to do at all.

Speaker 4 (01:02:48):
I'm sitting in there panicking, and you know, it wasn't
a good cleek water. It wasn't something you could.

Speaker 5 (01:02:57):
Hide if you catch my drift.

Speaker 4 (01:03:00):
So I actually had to run to the one person
that I knew, and she kind of helped me clean
it up. But keeping that a secret for years was pretty.

Speaker 1 (01:03:10):
Hard carpet in their bathroom. I think that should be
a dirty little secret. How did you clean it up? Though?

Speaker 5 (01:03:21):
I don't remember.

Speaker 4 (01:03:22):
I can't even remember that, honestly, it was so long ago.
I mean, obviously we picked up some stuff and put
it in a bag and got rid of that and
scooped up as much as we good.

Speaker 5 (01:03:40):
I remember that part. As far as the water goes,
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:03:46):
Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.

Speaker 5 (01:03:49):
Wel I told you.

Speaker 4 (01:03:52):
I told you it was actually dirty you two?

Speaker 5 (01:03:58):
Thank you?

Speaker 1 (01:03:59):
Bye? Here was that visit? You will show his dirty
little secret? You have one?

Speaker 5 (01:04:03):
I do?

Speaker 1 (01:04:04):
Sweet? What is it?

Speaker 2 (01:04:06):
So?

Speaker 13 (01:04:06):
I was dating with Jews for a while and he
gave me access to his social media and his email
and all his passwords, and then we broke up. And
I still get onto Instagram and Facebook and his emails.

Speaker 5 (01:04:20):
And stuff, and I read his messages and speaking he's.

Speaker 1 (01:04:23):
Been talking to Do you see anything good?

Speaker 13 (01:04:27):
Not really? I mean I've seen him talking about me
a couple of times.

Speaker 2 (01:04:30):
But how did you guys break up? Was that, like
your call a mutual thing?

Speaker 13 (01:04:36):
It was a hymn thing. He just alloided he was
done with me and so kind of get revenge by
reading his messages.

Speaker 1 (01:04:43):
Every think about sending some messages for him, that's the
real Lens.

Speaker 5 (01:04:47):
I thought about it.

Speaker 13 (01:04:48):
I used to do it, but if I didn't, now
you know that I still have access, so then he
woul change his passwords and I wouldn't be able to
read him.

Speaker 4 (01:04:54):
So I know.

Speaker 1 (01:04:54):
Yeah, well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.
Thank you, hip By, what's your dirty little secret?

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