October 6, 2025 • 5 mins
Taylor Swift fans are buzzing over her latest album—and one song in particular, “Wood,” has everyone decoding secret messages about her fiancé, Travis Kelce. From poetic lyrics to hidden Easter eggs, listeners are claiming the song reveals the exact size of Kelce’s… well, let’s just say it’s getting people talking. Tune in as we break down the song, the fan theories, and all the viral Taylor Swift moments you need to know.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Taylor Swift has revealed some very intimate details about her fiance,
Travis Kelcey. And when I say intimate details, I mean
the exact measurements of his giggle pickle. Whoa. It's the
Gewble Show, So give us three minutes and we'll tell
you exactly how many fourth down and inches Travis Kelcey
is working with. After this, did Taylor Swift reveal the
(00:23):
exact size of her fiance, Travis Kelcey's pocket quarterback thee Show,
We'll tell you right now, because if you weren't aware,
Taylor Swift dropped her new album last week and since
then it's been all anybody can talk about, especially one
of the songs on the album, entitled Wood, that's an
ode to her fiance, Travis Kelsey's hormone dart what I before,
(00:49):
and apparently you can tell exactly the size of it
based on the song and some Easter eggs that she
dropped with it, I say Easter egg plants. Anyway, before
we tell you about Travis Kelcey, everything about Travis Kelcey,
according to Taylor Swift's news song, Victoria or a huge
Taylor Swift fan, what did you think of her new album.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
I actually really liked it. I there's a few songs
on there.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Our digital director Gabby the night it came out, she's like,
it'd be really cool if you made a video for.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Our page of the whole album.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
I was like, okay, So I listened to all the
songs and I was very tired, but I actually really
did like a lot of the songs more than her
past two albums, really because their past two albums have
been a little slower.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Okay, but a lot of people.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Are saying that, like they hate it because they don't
connect with those two albums. But people didn't like those
two albums because they were too slow.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
So it's like, what do you want a mixed reviews.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
I listened to it, you don't like it.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
I liked a couple songs, like I liked wish lists
or whatever, and I like canceled, But other than that,
it was kind of anti climactic. However, I am impressed,
and I love seeing Taylor's filthy side because it's still
so poetic.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
But this is what happens when a woman is loved right.
When a woman is.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
Loved right, she can have her repen to her whole
being and start writing songs.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Like what and that's what we got? It just sounded
awkward to me. I actually listened to the song We're
about to talk About where she reveals the exact measurements
of Travis Kelce, and I listened to it, I'm like,
it's awkward. It just sounds weird to me because of
Taylor Swift. But also she just doesn't go all the
way with it. It's like Sabrina Carpenter. You know, at
least Brina Carpenter, you know where she's going with it,
(02:22):
you know exactly what she's talking about. But with Taylor Swift,
it just sounds awkward when she tries to do that.
Like so the song hit me rather weird because.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
You don't expect it.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
You know what was really funny is I saw Nicki
Minaj tweeting about it.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
She was like, oh my god, I'm living.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
For this, and she was talking like so excited about
how Taylor was talking about how it is with Kelsey.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Yeah, well it just hit me like somebody who doesn't
really ever talk like that trying to talk like that,
and so it was just awkward, you know, and it
was like, man, it would have probably been more impactful.
If you just had gone all the way with.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
It, maybe she will next time. Maybe she had to
just kind of like wade into the Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Apparently people say you can tell exactly how big Travis
Kelsey is based on the song. The song is called
Wood and here are some of the lyrics. Forgive me
it sounds cocky. He amatized me and opened my eyes
redwood tree ain't hard to see. His love was the
key that opened my thighs. Like Taylor swots like you know,
(03:24):
known as a poet, And it's just not very poetic
to me.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
It's just what really that feels poetic?
Speaker 3 (03:30):
I get though, so like that's like such a poetic
way to say.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
I feel like it's very basic poetry. Like it's very basic.
I think it's silly. Here's another verse from the song girls,
I don't need to catch a bouquet hmm to know
a hard rock is on the way. And baby, I'll
admit I've been a little superstitious. The curse on me
was broken by your magic wand oh Travis.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Is doing it right.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
I fully like skipped over this song. I guess when
I original listened to the album. So when this came
out and people were talking about his wood piece. I
was a very confused tree. Apparently they're redwood tree.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
There are easter eggs or Easter egg plants, and the
song that can tell you exactly the size of Travis kelcey.
Here's another verse from it seems to be that you
and me we make our own luck new heights of manhood.
I ain't got a knock on wood, Okay, I know,
yeah exactly.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
I mean basically she's saying she gets it all the time,
no congrass.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
But here is what people are saying. Fans did some
digging and looking for hidden messages, because that's what Taylor
Swift does. I guess with all of her things is
everything is a hidden message, and they think they found
one that reveals just how much Travis kelcey is working with.
So the song would is two minutes and thirty seconds long.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Oh god, okay.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Two inches No, it's not like two hundred and thirty
millimeters equals inches.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Stop it right now. I did to do this math.
This is a girl math, this is Taylor math, and
all of a sudden, that's how you can list that.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
People are breaking it down like that. But two hundred
and thirty millimeters is nine inches. Also, the song would
is the ninth song on the album Stop It No Way?
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Why do I kind of believe it? Though? Okay, if
you're Travis, tell me this.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
If you're Travis, do you feel comfortable with your girl
leaving Easter eggs, letting the whole world know your size?
I mean, I guess if it's nine inches, you're not mad. Yeah,
it's fine, that's what you're thinking about.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Whatever your is. Mother Yours track three on the album.
I'm not exactly excited about it.
Taylor Swift has revealed some very intimate details about her fiance,
Travis Kelcey. And when I say intimate details, I mean
the exact measurements of his giggle pickle. Whoa. It's the
Gewble Show, So give us three minutes and we'll tell
you exactly how many fourth down and inches Travis Kelcey
is working with. After this, did Taylor Swift reveal the
(00:23):
exact size of her fiance, Travis Kelcey's pocket quarterback thee Show,
We'll tell you right now, because if you weren't aware,
Taylor Swift dropped her new album last week and since
then it's been all anybody can talk about, especially one
of the songs on the album, entitled Wood, that's an
ode to her fiance, Travis Kelsey's hormone dart what I before,
(00:49):
and apparently you can tell exactly the size of it
based on the song and some Easter eggs that she
dropped with it, I say Easter egg plants. Anyway, before
we tell you about Travis Kelcey, everything about Travis Kelcey,
according to Taylor Swift's news song, Victoria or a huge
Taylor Swift fan, what did you think of her new album.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
I actually really liked it. I there's a few songs
on there.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Our digital director Gabby the night it came out, she's like,
it'd be really cool if you made a video for.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Our page of the whole album.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
I was like, okay, So I listened to all the
songs and I was very tired, but I actually really
did like a lot of the songs more than her
past two albums, really because their past two albums have
been a little slower.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Okay, but a lot of people.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Are saying that, like they hate it because they don't
connect with those two albums. But people didn't like those
two albums because they were too slow.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
So it's like, what do you want a mixed reviews.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
I listened to it, you don't like it.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
I liked a couple songs, like I liked wish lists
or whatever, and I like canceled, But other than that,
it was kind of anti climactic. However, I am impressed,
and I love seeing Taylor's filthy side because it's still
so poetic.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
But this is what happens when a woman is loved right.
When a woman is.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
Loved right, she can have her repen to her whole
being and start writing songs.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Like what and that's what we got? It just sounded
awkward to me. I actually listened to the song We're
about to talk About where she reveals the exact measurements
of Travis Kelce, and I listened to it, I'm like,
it's awkward. It just sounds weird to me because of
Taylor Swift. But also she just doesn't go all the
way with it. It's like Sabrina Carpenter. You know, at
least Brina Carpenter, you know where she's going with it,
(02:22):
you know exactly what she's talking about. But with Taylor Swift,
it just sounds awkward when she tries to do that.
Like so the song hit me rather weird because.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
You don't expect it.
Speaker 4 (02:33):
You know what was really funny is I saw Nicki
Minaj tweeting about it.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
She was like, oh my god, I'm living.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
For this, and she was talking like so excited about
how Taylor was talking about how it is with Kelsey.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Yeah, well it just hit me like somebody who doesn't
really ever talk like that trying to talk like that,
and so it was just awkward, you know, and it
was like, man, it would have probably been more impactful.
If you just had gone all the way with.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
It, maybe she will next time. Maybe she had to
just kind of like wade into the Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Apparently people say you can tell exactly how big Travis
Kelsey is based on the song. The song is called
Wood and here are some of the lyrics. Forgive me
it sounds cocky. He amatized me and opened my eyes
redwood tree ain't hard to see. His love was the
key that opened my thighs. Like Taylor swots like you know,
(03:24):
known as a poet, And it's just not very poetic
to me.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
It's just what really that feels poetic?
Speaker 3 (03:30):
I get though, so like that's like such a poetic
way to say.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
I feel like it's very basic poetry. Like it's very basic.
I think it's silly. Here's another verse from the song girls,
I don't need to catch a bouquet hmm to know
a hard rock is on the way. And baby, I'll
admit I've been a little superstitious. The curse on me
was broken by your magic wand oh Travis.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Is doing it right.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
I fully like skipped over this song. I guess when
I original listened to the album. So when this came
out and people were talking about his wood piece. I
was a very confused tree. Apparently they're redwood tree.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
There are easter eggs or Easter egg plants, and the
song that can tell you exactly the size of Travis kelcey.
Here's another verse from it seems to be that you
and me we make our own luck new heights of manhood.
I ain't got a knock on wood, Okay, I know,
yeah exactly.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
I mean basically she's saying she gets it all the time,
no congrass.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
But here is what people are saying. Fans did some
digging and looking for hidden messages, because that's what Taylor
Swift does. I guess with all of her things is
everything is a hidden message, and they think they found
one that reveals just how much Travis kelcey is working with.
So the song would is two minutes and thirty seconds long.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Oh god, okay.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Two inches No, it's not like two hundred and thirty
millimeters equals inches.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Stop it right now. I did to do this math.
This is a girl math, this is Taylor math, and
all of a sudden, that's how you can list that.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
People are breaking it down like that. But two hundred
and thirty millimeters is nine inches. Also, the song would
is the ninth song on the album Stop It No Way?
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Why do I kind of believe it? Though? Okay, if
you're Travis, tell me this.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
If you're Travis, do you feel comfortable with your girl
leaving Easter eggs, letting the whole world know your size?
I mean, I guess if it's nine inches, you're not mad. Yeah,
it's fine, that's what you're thinking about.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Whatever your is. Mother Yours track three on the album.
I'm not exactly excited about it.
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