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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I called a business to schedule something, and their message
said that they were closed on Tuesdays. And then I
thought that I like hung up the phone, but I
didn't realize I didn't hang up the phone. So I
sang like a way too long song about not being
open on Tuesdays, and then I'm pretty sure they heard
me ranting about other drivers, so they heard me ranting
about that, and then I noticed that it was still
and I was like, oh sorry, I'll call back tomorrow.
(00:22):
That was an awkward situation that happened last week. And
what other awkward situations has this show gotten into this week?
You find out when we check in with The Jewel
Show right after this. It's a dual showIn your heart
is true, You're pell and co down.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
In everyone just a little.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
The biggest gift would be from me, and the car
detached would say thank you be. Every iconic show has
their wacky cast of characters, and The Jewbil Show is
no different. Why it's The Jewel Show with your drunk
ant Nina Hi, and then there's everybody's younger sister Victoria
Ramirez Hi and who could forget the quirky neighbor kid
(01:14):
who peers through our window from time to time to
ask if her piglet Haamuel L. Jackson can practice lines.
And the new monologue is working on in our living rooms.
Our social media producer Gabby, what's up?
Speaker 3 (01:26):
And then there's me.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
I'm Jewbeil and this is the Jewil Show and it's
the time of week where we check in and see
what's going on in our lives.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
So, Nina, what's up with you this week? I never
thought this would happen. Oh, but you know how much
I love true crime. I feel like I have found
a show that's too crimey for me, really interesting. Yes,
So I don't know who's been watching, but on Netflix
it's that new Monster series and it's all about ed Geen.
He's the guy that would like dig up people's bodies.
(01:53):
So the movie Psycho, Alfred Hitchcock's movie Psycho was inspired
by this point. He would dig up bodies. Yeah, and
it all started when his mom died. I don't want
to give away, like that's very creaky. But and I
love Charlie Hunnam. He's the actor in the movie that's
playing him. He's doing a great job. I like normally
can watch two, three, four episodes at a time and
really enjoy myself. I have to watch like thirty minutes.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Stop. Well, it looks super.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
It looks really creepy. I haven't watched it, but I
you know, on Netflix it starts to show us stuff recommendations. Yeah,
it'll show like parts of it. And the part that
it showed I watched it over and over because I'm like,
that is really so creepy. And I was like, I
don't know if I want to actually watch the show,
but I have to look at that scene again one
more time because that's so creepy.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
It was so insane. So like even the movie cycle,
like you get it, there's just so much mental stuff
going on in there, and like he was not okay,
but it.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
It is very I think that's what it says when
you look at a Bondwikipedia just he was not okay.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
He wasn't.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
I mean, it's just one of the most disturbing things
I've ever seen.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
So if you have not watched yet, watch with caution.
I'm still gonna make my through it. But thirty minutes
at a time. Victoria was up with you this week?
Speaker 4 (03:03):
Oh my gosh, guys, my doctor was no help yesterday,
so I had to a little video visit with my
doctor yesterday because I sound like this and it's just
my allergies. But I was trying to honestly get some
more meds out of him, like what I can get
just so I don't a sound like this and b
my nose is so runny, my AUGI are so bad.
(03:24):
So I was asking him what I can do, and
he was like, yeah, I'm really sorry, like that's just
something he takes time, like using the nasal spray and
all these things.
Speaker 5 (03:33):
And I was like, what do you mean it takes time?
And he's like you have to.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
Just like wait it out, like it's just your allergies.
I can't give you anything, mind you. I listened off
a bunch of different drugs, so you gonna give me,
and he was like, I can't give you any of those.
I'm telling you all those drugs you mentioned are for infections,
yours allergy.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
So this allergy season has been insane, insane, like really
it's killing Victoria and myself. Yeah, I'm in to the
doctor a bunch of times, and I keep thinking it's
something else, Like I'm like, can you do a CET's
hand on my whole body? Because I'm pretty sure something
is very wrong, and then I go get a scan
of something and it's like, came back clear.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Probably just your allergies. Relax.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
It's so frustrated, Like I got I tested for COVID
and the flu yesterday because I was just like just
in case.
Speaker 5 (04:13):
Nope, just my allergies. But I told him.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
I was like, look, Doc, I sound like this. What
am I supposed to do about that? He's like, wait
it out, but what are arguing with your doctors?
Speaker 6 (04:23):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (04:25):
But what if you have to talk to a cute
boy this weekend, like I'm going out of town.
Speaker 5 (04:29):
And at first he starts laughing.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
He's like, maybe Victoria, they'll be like, oh, let me
go make you some souper.
Speaker 5 (04:34):
Let me go take you to it.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
I yeah, I did.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
And then I was like, yeah, doc, let me go
up to a cute boy and be like, hey, buddy,
want to go home and make me some soup?
Speaker 5 (04:45):
And he starts cracking up laughing.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
He's like, here to help you with that.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
I'll prescribe you some clarity d that.
Speaker 5 (04:54):
I was like, you're not helping me. He's like, I'm
so sorry, Victoria, I have to go.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
I have a I can help you with your no
cube boy, I'll still be here. It's their social media
producer Gabby. Stop him by, What was up with you
this week? Gabby?
Speaker 5 (05:11):
Well, you guys know my dog, he's my little buddy. Oh,
I love him.
Speaker 6 (05:15):
And I was watching him play with his toys the
other day and I got really disturbed because all of
his toys squeak and he like loves it and it's
super cute. But like, I had the thought that he
really likes the squeaky toys because they.
Speaker 5 (05:30):
Sound like a hurt animal.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Yeah, it's once you come to the realization of like
dogs are just doing their primal behavior. It is still
cute what they're doing, but you're also like, that's also
very murderous.
Speaker 6 (05:40):
It totally ruined it for me because the whole time
I'm sitting there, I'm smiling at him.
Speaker 5 (05:44):
I'm like, oh, this is so cute.
Speaker 6 (05:45):
I'm throwing it for him, he's chasing it, and then
all of a sudden, I'm like, you are a monster.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Maybe he just doesn't know.
Speaker 6 (05:53):
If you see him a glimpse of a squirrel, he
knows what he do.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
You can see the gleam in their eye. You're like
you are such a cute little murderer. And I just
want to apologize to the Amazon delivery driver that had
a very awkward experience at my house yesterday.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Sorry about that. Please, Yeah, I'm just very sorry.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
So I get packages delivered in my garage, you know,
with through the app, and I have my sauna that's
in my garage as well, geez. And yesterday I ordered
did you know you can get like Ninja stars and
throwing knives and all kinds of clue things on Amazon.
So I ordered some throwing knives, some Ninja stars, you know,
(06:42):
just because you never know when you're gonna need them.
And I was excited about them getting there because I
normally don't pay attention to my Amazon stuff. Because they
were all day long. I was counting down because like, yeah,
the Ninja Stars are coming today. And I was getting
ready to go on the sauna. And I sit in
the sauna at my house in the nude, you know.
So I saw the door, but the door garage door
thing for the Amazon open up right as I was
(07:03):
about to go into the sun. And I'm like, sweet,
so I'll give it a second, you know, because I
don't want to walk out there naked with a delivery
guy is there, and so I gave it a second.
I thought I saw that the app had closed the
garage door. Oh, but something was like in the way
of the censor. So I kicked open the garage door
and I was like, hai Yah, who's ready for the
(07:24):
good Ninja stars naked?
Speaker 7 (07:27):
And the dude was walking away and turned around and
I'm just standing there on the stairs, like by my
garage door, and I'm like, sorry, sorry about that, and
then I just ran back inside.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
So ninto stars are cool, though, but I do apologize.
Oh what for them having to see that.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
It's like a wild house over that.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Even I had to be an ugly ninja kick to
open up that door, Like a new Ninja kick is
never a good ninja kick, No.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
No slop it out there.
Speaker 6 (08:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
Well