October 13, 2025 • 54 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Would you sell a corporate sponsorship for some of the
most important moments in your Life's a double show? Like
the birth of your first baby sponsored by Little Dickey's
All you Can Eat pasta bar and casino, Or your
master's degree sponsored by Billy's Fun Time Taco Cantina. Hey,
because even with a master's degree, it's hard to get
a job in this economy, and Billy's Fun Time Taco
Cantina is hiring and as low wages and even lower standards.
(00:24):
Or how about your wedding. One couple is making international
headlines for having their wedding sponsored to pay for it,
But of course it ended up a disaster, and now
they're suing the company. We'll tell you what happened. Right
after this seduble show, Would you let a company sponsor
your wedding to pay for it? Said double show? And
there's a story making international headlines today about a couple
who did just that, and the details are insane, and
(00:46):
of course it ended up in a disaster, and now
they're suing the company that sponsored their wedding. We'll tell
you what happened. In the second, but first, in a
new survey, over two thousand Americans sixty one percent say
they'd happily consider allowing a brand to sponsor their big
day in exchange for paying for some of the wedding bills.
Wow wow, what wait?
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Really it makes perfect sense to me. It's so expensive.
I just wonder why they would want to, like a company,
sponsor a normal person's wedding.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
I think it would depend on what brand you want
to sponsor.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
It you want like McDonald's, like sponsored by McDonald's and
like everything.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
Why not?
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Though, I mean I don't know, Like my wedding is
such a big day, I don't it would be nice
to have everything paid for.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
But a couple from the UK, in a saga that
has taken the Internet by storm, a Bristol couple is
suing a little known frozen pizza brand, Doctor Pizza Lotties
after their ambitious attempt to have their wedding completely sponsored
turned into a pr disaster that has people all over
the world shaking their head in disbelief. Here's what happened.
(01:45):
The couple, Harriet and Daniel Fisher, made headlines last sprink
when they publicly announced that they were in search of
a sponsor for their wedding, but not just any sponsor.
They specifically wanted Doctor Pizza Lotties, a niche frozen pizza brand.
The Fisher couple said they had a clear vision. They
wanted the wedding that was not only cost effective, but
also a full blown mark spectacle inspired by influencer culture
(02:08):
and corporate sponsorships, and they believe that it could leverage
their love of pizza into a wedding funded by the brand.
And after months of negotiations, they actually secured a deal
for a sponsorship for their wedding worth forty pounds eighty
thousand dollars US WHOA. But the problem was the pizza
experience turned out to be more of a logistical nightmare
(02:29):
than they ever imagined because the company that sponsored them,
paying almost eighty thousand dollars to sponsor their wedding, wanted
them to do a lot. The ceremony was held in
a chapel and had to begin with the couple's grand
entrants and a pizza delivery truck, which is kind of cool.
I would like that. I like Doctor Pizza Lotti and
(02:50):
said Pizza Lottes love it first slice. On the side,
guests who had been sent invitations shaped like pizza slices,
whereas to collect stamps on their branded piece of loyalty cards.
Throughout the evening the ceremony, everybody had to post on
social media using the hashtag zipped for love. So that
would be annoying as a guest to go to a
(03:10):
wedding and have to use corporate hashtag. We're talking about
a couple who's making international headlines because they had their
wedding sponsored by a company. That's because apparently sixty one
percent of people say they would have a corporate sponsorship
for their wedding to pay for it.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Yeah, I mean, I'm definitely open to something like that.
I don't know why you wouldn't want to.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
The bride or setting off white gown that had been
designed in collaboration with Doctor Pizza Lotties, the company that
was sponsoring the wedding, to resemble a giant pizza box. Yeah,
the dress was decorated with patches of red for sauce
and yellow for cheese. So an off white dress with
red and yellow dots on it basically, now, we might.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Be going a little too far because I don't know
how I feel about red and yellow dots on my dress.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Ye, no pizza inspired wedding dress a bizarre attempt to
look couture, but it looked more like a child's birthday
party costume. So that's all. Like, if it goes that
far with a wedding, would you still let them sponsor
you if you had to wear a pizza themed wedding dress?
Speaker 5 (04:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (04:13):
No, I would have to go with a different company,
like maybe like Dairy Queen, and then it could be
like an ice cream Sunday, you know, and that's still
a pretty dress.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
It would still be white, yeah, you know, with random
stuff on it. Also, No, it's plain vanilla.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
But what if every company made you do that, like
McDonald your dress had it look like a chicken nugget.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
That's cuter than red and yellow spot. Would you get
the Amazon logo in the back of your wedding dress? Yes?
On my butt? What No? And the group's tuxedo actually
had a QR code on his tie, linking to promotional
discounts on pizzas.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
It's a little taggy, but they really are getting creative here,
It's true.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
I guess the trouble really began when it came to
the vows talking about a couple who's making international headlines.
Because they had a pizza company sponsor their wedding to
pay for it. Would you sponsor your wedding to pay
for a text? In four one to six to one,
the efficient who had been sent by doctor Pizza Lotti's Wow,
he was a marketing consultant with no actual marriage officiating experience,
(05:13):
interrupted the ceremony no fewer than three times, they say,
to ask the couple to repeat brand slogans for the cameras.
So you imagine that being up there to give your
vows and he's like, let's get that again, clean please. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (05:25):
You know.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
The guests were also told to stay on brand, and
they couldn't even say I do without first shouting Cheese's
love Jesus Life, Wow, Jesus Love Jesus Life. I do,
And now they're suing the company as all guests were
encouraged to get up and dance with a slice of
(05:47):
pizza in their hands wow, and a coordinated routine created
by doctor Pizza Lotti's social media team. So that would
be annoying if you're out a wedding in his corporate
sponsor and you have to do all this stuff.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
You also probably shouldn't be eating dancing at the same time,
you could choke. Yeah, doing the choshaw slide while to
the left three times now choke.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
They're suing Doctor Pizza Lotti's for breach of contract and
emotional distress. The lawsuit claims the brand's forced enthusiasm and
impractical pizza centric requirements. In practical pizza centric requirements led
to the couple enduring extreme embarrassment on their wedding day.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
But they signed that contractor green to everything. That's their fault.
What's the emotional damages?
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Though? Probably they probably don't have any friends left after
they went to the wedding. It's another Jebile phone frame
mornings on the twenties. Hello, Yeah, are you ready to
get the D?
Speaker 7 (06:50):
Or?
Speaker 5 (06:50):
What get? I'm sorry? What? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Is this ausy?
Speaker 5 (06:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Yeah, Well it's some ausy. My name is DONC and
I'm the dude that's giving your girlfriend Meghan the D?
Speaker 2 (07:05):
What he?
Speaker 8 (07:06):
I'm sorry?
Speaker 5 (07:07):
What?
Speaker 6 (07:07):
Like?
Speaker 5 (07:08):
What do you do? Like?
Speaker 1 (07:09):
I've been giving Meghan the D for like three weeks now,
and like we have a guest past thing going on,
and so I talked to her and asked if I
could call you to see if I could give you.
Guys both the D at the same.
Speaker 5 (07:19):
Time, what what the hell are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Sorry about that, dude. My name is Paul Donkler, but
like everybody around here just calls me donk I work
at the Fitness and like, your girlfriend, Megan signed up
like a few weeks ago, so I've been giving her
the D ever since.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
Hold what have you been giving her?
Speaker 1 (07:37):
I've been giving her the D three times a week
and like so far she's loving it.
Speaker 5 (07:44):
Dude, Okay, hold on a second, Like it sounds like
really that man. Can you just tell me what you're
trying to say.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Dude. I'm just trying to like invite you to get
the D as well.
Speaker 5 (07:56):
Dude, Like I don't know what. I don't want the D. Okay,
that's not something I want. And what are you saying
about my girlfriend in the first place, Like you're like
you're giving her the D.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
I should have totally explained, Like, so, anyway, your girlfriend
signed up at the Fitness a few weeks ago, and
like with that, you get a trainer, you know what
I mean? And so like I've been training your girlfriend.
Speaker 5 (08:18):
Wait, hold on, so we don't need to Are you
man handling her or something? Is that what you're doing.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
But like I'm just real it sounds like you're like
a little bit upset, and I'm just trying to figure.
Speaker 5 (08:28):
Out I'm a little upset, like you're like manhandling my
girlfriend is saying you're giving you the D and you're
calling me and you want me to you want to
be d two like that.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
I would be honored, dude if I could give both
of you the D at the same time. Dude, Well,
that's why.
Speaker 5 (08:44):
Dude, I don't know what you're talking about. Okay, you're
you're crazy, all right. I need you to stop getting
in contact with my girlfriend. I'm gonna call her right now.
This is weird. And you're like saying you'd beat that
you would be honored to give us both the.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
D at the same time.
Speaker 5 (09:01):
That's why I'm going on, no.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Your D Okay, But like, dude, you've never really tried
it before, Like you might have worked out with some
other trainers before, but like until you've had my fitness program.
My name is donk and so.
Speaker 4 (09:19):
Finish, are you still talking to me?
Speaker 1 (09:21):
You're like stupid, Okay, dude, Like I get it, Like
you know, sometimes people are scared to get in the gym,
you know. And that's why my my fitness program called
the D.
Speaker 5 (09:33):
This is not about the gym. This is about you
talking to give D to my girlfriend and me.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
And they're like, I've been giving your your girlfriend's been
doing great, right and but.
Speaker 5 (09:43):
Like we got shut up man talking about the girlfriend now,
all right, all right, this is not a joke, okay,
and you need to stop explaining yourself. All right. It's
not talking about your D or whatever you're talking about.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Okay. The D is like donks customized fitness plan. Like
you know what I mean. It's all my training rituals
and regimens that I put into one thing, and I
call it the D.
Speaker 5 (10:07):
That's the name of your workout program. Yeah, dunk D.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (10:12):
And that's the stupidest thame I've ever heard.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
I think I get it, bro. Like you're probably like
a little nervous because, like you know, you're worried that
like Megan and your girlfriend is gonna like you know,
catch feelings or whatever for me.
Speaker 5 (10:29):
No, that's not why I'm pissed, all right. I'm pissed
because you called me and you told me you're giving
my girlfriend the D three you're giving me and you
want to give me the D whatever a week. Did
you even know what that means?
Speaker 6 (10:40):
Bro?
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Well, it's my fitness program is called the D Dude.
Speaker 5 (10:46):
Yes, look fitness program. Bro. Listen, I'm calling my girlfriend
right now, and let me tell you. The first thing
I'm gonna do is make sure she does not work
out with your ever again. Got it, Dunk?
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Well, before you like I let you get you, I
do have to let you know that I got a program.
Speaker 5 (11:02):
Show where you are? No, tell me where you are.
I'm coming to your plate.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Ozzie. This is this is actually Jubil from the Jubil
Show doing a phone prank on you and your girlfriend.
Megan set you up. It's a joke. She says. She
started working out at the gym with the trainer a
couple of weeks ago. I wanted to mess with you
(11:29):
one time. Wake up every morning with Jubile phone pranks.
It's time for Nina's what's trending? Do you know what
ZIP coding is? Oh gosh, I'm gonna assume no, because
all I thought was the Post Office or Amazon finding
your house zip codes. I'm probably not what it is.
I mean kind of.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
I mean it is zip codes used in that way.
But I'll tell you what it means in dating in
just a second. But first big news. Taylor Swift just
revealed that she's going to have a docuseries release with
Disney Plas and another Eras Tour movie.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Yeah, oh my gosh. How many Aerostewers movies are she
gonna put out? This one's different? No, I don't think so.
We're just really milking.
Speaker 5 (12:09):
The he a.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
It has a tortured poet's part in it. The other
one didn't. What does that mean, Victoria, I don't want
to get this.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
Tortured Poet's Department is her last album that she released while.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
She was on tour before this the show. The show.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
Yeah, and so the original movie, I don't think it
had that album in this movie.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
This movie will have that. Okay, well, so if you
liked it.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
It's not just a movie though, it's going to be
a six part docu series called Taylor Swift The Eras
Tour The End of an Era, and that it's going
to premiere on December twelfth. And then the movie, I
guess with whatever your part you're talking about, is going
to be the final show from Vancouver BC.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
But the docutary's actually seems really cool because it kind
of shows you how the whole thing was put together,
like a stage and a I feel like a tour,
like that is a lot of work, and I personally
am excited to see that more than the movie.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Like, I know, see how it all comes together. She
got the dances all together, and then like, are you
excited to see when they come out with the making
of the docuseries movie and then the making of the
docu series, making of the docuseries movie, and then the
making of that one to do that the end of
that era, it's bringing on the new era, the uploading it,
the uploading the movie to streaming service that it's on.
(13:20):
It's just a guy to computer being like, this is
a long file, dude.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
This movie is so cool though, I mean, listen, she
knows her fans. She knows her fans will continue to
buy the same thing over and over and over again. Yeah,
and then this is kind of interesting too. On the
same subject. Adele's kind of mad at Taylor Swift right
now because Taylor Swift's new album, of Course, is breaking
all kinds of records right after she released the Life
of a Showgirl. But what she ended up doing was
(13:47):
discounting the albums the first during the first week of sales.
So if like an album is twelve dollars, she was
selling it for four ninety nine, Okay, And so Adele
says that that's a cheap way to get like you're
basically paying for it.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Right to get on the Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
Yeah, so I mean she's not fully fully hating on her,
but she is saying that she's gaming the system.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
Adele thinks that Taylor's gaming the system, and she is.
I mean, adel can also do that. Yeah, yeah, she could,
you know what I mean, she doesn't want to.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Yeah, I don't know how mad she actually is, but
I thought that was interesting because I didn't realize it.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Yeah, I mean it's smart, you know, discount it so
that people buy a ton of it right away and
then you get the number one sales in the universe
for ever having.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
I mean, this is the most fascinating thing about Taylor
slipped to me, and I say every single time we
talk about it. Her ability to be a machine and
continue to make money off of the same thing is
absolutely genius.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
It's amazing.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
And if people aren't looking at that and trying to
do the same things in their life. You're really missing out.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
It is amazing.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Her docuseries is just going to tell you how to
do it. Doctors is so different on the docusaries. That's
going to be so good.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
It's so different. Make oh that's so cool.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
Well, this is also so cool or not, depending on
how you feel about zip coding. So there's two ways
that zip coding is being used, and it is of
course the new trending dating term, and that is that
you set your your apps for only a certain range,
which makes sense because thirty minutes is probably as far
as you want to drive to be with somebody anyway, ideally.
(15:22):
But the other one is that if you're not in
the same zip code as the person you're dating, you're single.
So people are using the zip code as a loophole
to cheat, to cheat.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
Basically, yes, oh, basically you can date people in other
zip codes and you're.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Technically so if they're not in their same zip code,
you're not really together.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Exactly until you are actually geographically in the same zip code.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Day you're single. That was the mess up. That's dirty.
That is absolutely dirty.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
And if you need those types of loopholes, you shouldn't
be in a relationships just mine.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
So think about that. I guess next time you put
yourself out there. I couldn't help it. I went for
coffee d and I was like, well, I guess I
have to do it.
Speaker 4 (16:08):
That's so dump.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
That is what's trending.
Speaker 7 (16:13):
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Speaker 1 (16:19):
Deacon is on the phone today for a first day
follow up and he's getting ghosted by a woman named Charlotte.
So in a few minutes we'll call her and see
if she's hell us, why she's ghosting him, and maybe
get him another date. But first, Deacon, how long has
it been since you heard from Charlotte?
Speaker 4 (16:34):
Dude, she's been ghosting it for two weeks.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
Now, Oh okay, that's a good amount of time.
Speaker 4 (16:39):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a long time.
Speaker 5 (16:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (16:42):
We had a really really great date.
Speaker 9 (16:45):
So I'm not one hundred percent show what happened, but
we had a bright Saturday kayaking date on the river,
perfect weather, you know, glassy water, dragonflies skimming the surface,
birds singing like they had a soundtrack.
Speaker 4 (17:00):
Yeah, it was. It was really great. It was a
great date.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
So how did you get did you guys get to
like talk to each other. Did you feel like she
was into you? I mean it sounds like a picturesque date,
but like what was the vibe?
Speaker 4 (17:12):
I really liked her quick wit.
Speaker 9 (17:15):
She wrapped this great sun hat that was like the
way she wore it looked like cauture.
Speaker 4 (17:20):
She really looked model asque. She had an easy laugh.
Speaker 9 (17:24):
She snapped these candid pictures of every herang we passed.
Speaker 4 (17:29):
It was it was really nice. She was really really
enjoying itself.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
Okay, did you guys take anything before that?
Speaker 1 (17:40):
It's okay.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
So after you guys were on the water, did you
get to like did you continue the date?
Speaker 1 (17:45):
How did you end it?
Speaker 4 (17:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (17:48):
We were on the water for a little while, and
you know, there was one moment where my paddle pulled
some seaweed out of the lake. So I took that
piece of seaweed off the paddle and sort of dangled
it in Charlotte's face, pretending to be the lockest monster.
(18:09):
But she kind of seemed like she kind of freaked out,
and you know, I just wanted to let her know
I was playing around.
Speaker 4 (18:15):
But in hindsight, I think that that might have been.
Speaker 9 (18:18):
A stupid move for a first date might have come
off sort of like a serial killery.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
Maybe, Yeah, you never want to come off that way
on a first date, you know.
Speaker 4 (18:29):
Yeah, I might be getting ghosted because of seaweed.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
Okay, Okay, I mean, well, how did she react after
all that?
Speaker 4 (18:38):
I mean, she seemed fine.
Speaker 9 (18:41):
I didn't get any vibes that she wasn't enjoying herself
at all.
Speaker 4 (18:45):
It was an epic date.
Speaker 9 (18:46):
We had sunshine snacks. It was like a postcard. It
was really really amazing.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
Yeah, I mean it sounds like everything was beautiful. But
did she like say that she wanted to see you again?
Was she acting a little bit different after you stuck
sewed in her face?
Speaker 6 (19:03):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (19:04):
I mean there was a moment she seemed like it
you know, it freaked her out. I could tell that
it freaked her out. So I felt bad about that.
Speaker 9 (19:12):
But the date still ended well and she said she
had a good time and we may hang out again,
you know.
Speaker 4 (19:17):
We talked about that on the way.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
Out, okay, And then no communication at all afterwards? Or
did you try to reach out?
Speaker 9 (19:25):
I said some text called once more twice, maybe maybe
five times?
Speaker 1 (19:32):
Oh okay, So that could also be a reason too,
Maybe you've called too many times, you think out.
Speaker 9 (19:38):
I mean, I didn't really think about that as an issue,
but maybe.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
Not not to just add pylon things you know and
things on. But serial killer vibes and then calling too
many times could be Is that still that's sucker vibes. Well,
if you had those before and then is calling a bunch,
then you know both of those things hand and are
really not very good. But we'll see what we can
figure out you.
Speaker 5 (20:00):
But he did.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
We'll play a song run here and then call her
and Stephill tell us why she's ghosting you and maybe
get you a second date.
Speaker 4 (20:09):
Okay, great, thanks guys.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
All right, we'll get your first date follow up next,
so you will show right in the middle of your
first day follow up. And if you're just joining us,
Deacon is on the phone and he's getting ghosted by Charlotte.
So we're about to call her and ste if she'll
tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe get him
a second date. But before we do that, Deacon, remind
(20:32):
us about your date real quick.
Speaker 4 (20:34):
Yeah, we had a great date. It was Saturday.
Speaker 9 (20:36):
We did some kayaking, perfect weather, the water looked beautiful,
the dragonflies were beautiful. It was like there was a
soundtrack playing in the background with the birds.
Speaker 4 (20:47):
It was you know, it was really, really.
Speaker 9 (20:49):
A nice time until maybe I pulled out some seaweed
and scared the poor girl.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
You said you may have had serial killer vibes.
Speaker 9 (21:00):
Right, I don't think that's usually the case, but maybe
putting some seaweed on my face might come off.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a tough one to pull off. Yeah,
all right, are you ready for us to call her?
Speaker 4 (21:14):
I think so?
Speaker 1 (21:15):
Okay, here we go. Hello, Hi, I'm asking Charlotte. Please.
Speaker 4 (21:32):
This is Charlotte who said, Hey.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
Charlotte, how are you? This is a radio show. It's
called The Jewbile Show. Hi, Charlotte, I'm Nina. Hi, I'm
Victoria and my name is Jubell. What's up with you?
Speaker 6 (21:44):
Hi?
Speaker 4 (21:45):
Okay, can I help you.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
With Have you ever listened to the show before?
Speaker 5 (21:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (21:51):
I think I have, not that long ago either. This
is so weird. It's just like did I win something?
Speaker 5 (22:00):
No?
Speaker 1 (22:00):
Well, I don't know, depends how you look at it.
But we do get a segment on the show that's
called the first Date follow Up. That's where if you
go out on a date with somebody and end up
ghosting them. They can email us to call you and
find out why you're ghosting them. And so we got
an email about you from somebody.
Speaker 7 (22:18):
Yeah wow, Okay, yeah, I was not expecting that.
Speaker 6 (22:21):
Okay, sure, who is I have a feeling I know
who it is. Guess Yeah, is it Deacon?
Speaker 1 (22:32):
Yes, it is Deacon. We talked to Deacon about your date.
He said he liked you a lot, he thought it
was great, and he's confused why you haven't talked to
him in two weeks? Would you mind telling us?
Speaker 4 (22:46):
Yeah, because he's a thirty year old frat boy.
Speaker 7 (22:49):
Like all he wanted to do was be wasted and
yell like bro bro, bro, look bro bro, and.
Speaker 4 (22:56):
I'm not your brow.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
It was.
Speaker 4 (23:03):
I mean, it's a little too faddy, that's not enough.
I just like this guy.
Speaker 7 (23:07):
I don't I don't know when the last time he
went on a date or hung out with another female.
But it was just like he just was like buddy, buddy,
and he was being so weird and like almost gross
at times, like I just I couldn't.
Speaker 4 (23:23):
He wasn't seeing though. We were just not vibing whatsoever.
Like it was just like we were at we were
like going to go to a keg party after like
he was just prepping before. I don't know, it just
wasn't It wasn't the right vibe for me, you know.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
So you said he just wanted to get wasted. Was
he getting wasted?
Speaker 7 (23:41):
Yeah, the entire time, Like it was just wanting to
play flip cup and beer pung and we're kayaking like
it's it's weird, right, I don't.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
Even know how you do that. I mean, it'd be
really hard, right, Okay, Well, thank you for telling us
why you're ghosting. I appreciate that. Sure, And Charlotte, I'll
let you know that Deacon is actually on the phone
and has been listening and wants to talk to you.
Speaker 9 (24:07):
Hey, wow, wow, bro, what's that all about?
Speaker 4 (24:14):
Deacon?
Speaker 2 (24:15):
Hi?
Speaker 4 (24:16):
Yeah, but I need I mean, I don't know what
to say.
Speaker 7 (24:20):
But you brought us flasking gummies and you kept trying
to get me to party while we were literally in
the middle of a lake, and I told you I'm
not the strongest swimmer, and then you just kept getting
more and more buzzed. I just felt like you were
just making bad life choices.
Speaker 4 (24:37):
That's it.
Speaker 9 (24:38):
Nothing but knew I just knew you were nervous. I
was just trying to like loosen you up, take the
edge off. It's like you wanted to be stressed out.
Is that your normal state? Just being stressed all the time.
Is that how you like to live? Stressed out?
Speaker 4 (24:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (24:54):
Exactly why I think the gummies?
Speaker 5 (24:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (24:59):
Normal straight?
Speaker 7 (25:00):
Okay, well, look at least I didn't like nearly sword
fight a duck with a paddle like it was, so
you're I can't I'm.
Speaker 4 (25:08):
Out a good coming straight at me. That duck was
coming straight. Thing, he was coming at me. So you
wore socks with bows on them. I mean, that's come on,
tiny bows on your socks. Okay? Have have you seen
your hair? Have you seen your hair? Like?
Speaker 7 (25:26):
You walked out of the house looking like you got
hit by a tornado, and like, yeah, at first I
thought it was kind of hot, but now I just
see like you're you're just a meg, You're a med.
Speaker 9 (25:36):
My hair is my best is the best attribute I have.
Speaker 4 (25:40):
So how dare you?
Speaker 2 (25:41):
You know.
Speaker 5 (25:43):
You're great?
Speaker 9 (25:44):
You brought enough thumb screen to coat a small yacht.
Speaker 4 (25:48):
Why did you need that much sunscreen?
Speaker 10 (25:55):
Right?
Speaker 9 (25:56):
And by the way, I wasn't wasted. I can drink
so much more than that.
Speaker 4 (26:03):
Wow, okay, at least twice as much, do you think? Great? Well, look,
I'm just like this big.
Speaker 7 (26:10):
Ball of stressed and yacht sunscreen or whatever. Like, why
are you trying for.
Speaker 4 (26:14):
A second date, Deacon? Why? Because I want to help you.
I want to help you be better.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
I think I get it now. You want to help
her be better?
Speaker 5 (26:26):
At what?
Speaker 4 (26:27):
Yeah? Get rid of all that stressed and sunscreen?
Speaker 1 (26:33):
You know, Charlotte, would you like to go on another
day with Deacon? We'll pay for it.
Speaker 4 (26:38):
I mean look, no, I mean.
Speaker 7 (26:43):
No, no, I'm just not going to chance like a
lake Rager part two, I'm not heding.
Speaker 9 (26:51):
Oh, come on, Charlotte, you are so hot.
Speaker 4 (26:54):
You're so hot. I want to go out with you again.
I'm sorry. There's too many gummies begon bye.
Speaker 9 (27:04):
You had the great freckles, the sun hat, the way you.
Speaker 4 (27:09):
Just sh every gummy now I did.
Speaker 9 (27:15):
And you know what, your socks before the comment that
I made the cute socks.
Speaker 4 (27:19):
I like those socks, the bows. Take it back. I
was mean. I was out of line, But you are
a ball stressed, you know what, Charlotte.
Speaker 9 (27:28):
I guess you're just not going to have a chance
to take a ride on the Deep Train.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
Deep Train, shoot too, Yeah, google it, JUBI first Day
follow up? What am I some sort of a mentally
challenged airhead? No, not even I didn't say that.
Speaker 4 (27:48):
It was like, why am I even listening to to
begin with?
Speaker 1 (27:52):
You're a virgin who can't dry. It's almost time for
America's favorite trivia game, you versus Victoria. You're saying to
take on our own Victoria Ramirez in a game of
trivia for ed Sheering tickets today, So call us up
right now. If you want to play eight eight eight
three four three one O six one eight eight eight
three four three one o six one. You can also
(28:12):
dm us at the Jubil Show or go to the
Jubilshow dot com if you think you have what it
takes to beat Victoria. I feel pretty hyped up today. Yeah,
Victoria was just dancing in the studio eating a rice cake.
Speaker 4 (28:25):
I would.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
They're like little mini rice cakes.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
They're called drizzlicious when they're pumpkin spice, and we know
what that does.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
Yeah, what does it do to you?
Speaker 4 (28:31):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
It's like you just start going for yummy. Who play
uiverus Victoria right after this, It's the Jubile Show.
Speaker 4 (28:38):
Don't call me stupid?
Speaker 1 (28:39):
All right? To call you stupid would be an insult
to stupid people. I've worn dresses with higher iques, but
you think you're an intellectual? Do you waits time for
America's favorite trivia game? You Versus Victoria? Your chance to
take on Victoria Ramirez in a game of trivia for
ed Sheering tickets. And let's meet today's contestant for you
(28:59):
vers Fix Toria. Sarah. What's up? Sarah? Hi? Hello, how
are you doing today?
Speaker 4 (29:05):
I'm good?
Speaker 1 (29:06):
How are you wonderful? Thank you for asking? Can I go?
Oh my gosh, Sarah, I don't know what just happened.
Speaker 3 (29:11):
I just hugged the rest of my cold brew from yesterday,
and I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
Within like five seconds, it gave me like a real kick.
You sound like a chipmunk out. Did this you that fast? Normally?
Speaker 5 (29:21):
No?
Speaker 1 (29:21):
I don't think so. But I don't know what happened
right now. It's like it's just like got in my bloodstream.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
Like the queen of like Placebo stuff like you could
tell her that she was eating a piece of candy
that would make her a superwoman, and she would believe.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
Hey, man, mind ever matter you know what I mean?
That's true. I'm with that Patibo's still have an effects, right,
so yeah real?
Speaker 5 (29:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (29:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (29:37):
Wait do they actually think once they're like the candy? Well,
placebo isn't the effect that somebody thinks it's having on
them when it doesn't actually doing that thing in your body?
So actually is still having the effect. It's still having
the effect. Yeah, it makes placebo still a real effect,
which is kind of weird if you really think about it.
Let's not break our brains right now, though, it's right
for the questions. All right, here we go. We're gonna
(29:57):
send Victoria out of the studio, and while she leaving,
the game is played like this. Sarah, you have thirty
seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If you
don't know one, just say pass and Victoria has to
beat you outright to win. Okay, okay, all right, are
you ready?
Speaker 4 (30:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (30:14):
Here we go, Sarah. Your time starts now. What is
the currency of South Korea?
Speaker 4 (30:21):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (30:22):
What's the only letter not used in any US state? Name?
Speaker 2 (30:31):
Which country was the first to grant women the right
to vote?
Speaker 4 (30:36):
Pass?
Speaker 2 (30:37):
What was Beyonce's first number one single. What does a
tacko meter measure?
Speaker 1 (30:49):
Let's talk taco attached meter.
Speaker 2 (30:51):
Attack, tachometer, attackometer, okay, thank you, tachometer measure typometers.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
Victoria back in the studio, and while she's getting settled
and putting your headphones on and stuff, here's a question
for you, Sarah. If you had to turn your favorite
food into a perfume, what would you smell like?
Speaker 2 (31:08):
Oh, oh that's good, that is nice. What would you say,
sound really creepy? Yeah, cheesecake, Victoria.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
If you had to turn your favorite food into perfume,
what would you smell like? Chocol chit muffin? Those are
both good? You're right, I don't know. I was like
trying to think of a good one, and I was like,
wait a minute. I mean, what would you smell like?
I think I would smell like a cinnamon raisin bagel.
Speaker 11 (31:31):
Girl on a daily I was gonna say spinach.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
Oh, well, that doesn't really have much the scent. Smell
like cream corn. I think I was like cream corn
a lot. It might be one of my favorite things. Yeah,
it's seriously, I could smell, though it's not necessarily the
best smell. I wouldn't have. It's not terrible. I like it.
I just didn't know that you ate corn. Yeah, once
in a while. Nice only cream corn though, Okay? No,
did I like things? I didn't like chew very much.
(31:56):
I just like everything to be in smoothie for and
that's probably why. All right here we know Victoria thirty
seconds answer as many questions as possible. If you don't
know when, just say pass and you have to eat
Sarah outright to win. Are you ready? Yes, Sarah, you
can tell Victoria whin to go?
Speaker 4 (32:13):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (32:14):
What is the currency of South Korea? Ukes? Yeah, that's
not right. Next, what's the only letter not used in
any US state?
Speaker 11 (32:25):
Name?
Speaker 8 (32:26):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (32:27):
What's the only letter X y Z? Which?
Speaker 2 (32:30):
No, No, we're going to go with xxx. Which country
was the first to grant women the right to vote?
Which country?
Speaker 1 (32:35):
Uh? Huh? Canada? What was Beyonce's first number one single?
Speaker 6 (32:39):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (32:39):
See the ladies. What does a tachometer measure.
Speaker 11 (32:45):
The level of taxidermy in a taxidermy item? I don't
think I said taxidermy, No, we said taxolomony. What you say, tachometer?
Speaker 1 (32:56):
Oh that's all all right, Let's send it over to
the scoreboard and see how you got did with our scoreboard,
our social media producer Gabby.
Speaker 2 (33:02):
Actually, it's me. I got the score the score today.
Wait what and I will be happy to tell you.
Speaker 1 (33:08):
I was gonna say that Sarah got zero correct.
Speaker 2 (33:11):
Oh and Victoria also no no no got.
Speaker 1 (33:14):
Zero correct zero zero fly. But a time means you wins, Sarah. Congratulations, Bro,
you did it all right. Let's get the answers now
with Nina. I mean they are hard. So the currency
in South Korea no is one or one. The only
letter not used in any US state name is Q.
(33:35):
The country that was first granted women the right to
vote was New Zealand. Beyonce's first number one single was
Crazy in Love and then. A tachometer measures rotational speed,
typically an RPM. Bro, what state has been ex in it?
Where were you born? Victoria? Where were you born? I
(33:57):
have no idea what state. I can't figure it out,
but I just want to know where you Yeah, that took.
Speaker 3 (34:01):
It's time to catch a Cheater.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
Only on the Jubile Show. Alyssa is on the phone
today for to catch a cheater. She's been with her
boyfriend for five years. His name is Hector, but now
she thinks that something might be going on, so we'll
see if we can help her out. Alyssa, sorry you're
going through it, But what's up. Why do you think
Hector might be cheating on you?
Speaker 12 (34:20):
Well, last night his phone rang in the middle of
the night a couple of times.
Speaker 4 (34:25):
He's also just been kind of working.
Speaker 12 (34:27):
Later than usual, and I didn't want to wake him up,
you know, because of the falling thing.
Speaker 4 (34:34):
I didn't want to wake him up by checking it.
Speaker 12 (34:37):
But I was hoping that, you know, when he saw
these two missed calls late in the night, he might
mention it the next day and kind of be like, oh,
that was, you know, whatever it was.
Speaker 4 (34:47):
And I kind of feel like maybe I'm overthinking things now.
Speaker 12 (34:50):
But just in the last month or so, when I've
tried to like initiate getting intimate.
Speaker 13 (34:55):
He's he just says he's really tired and that he's
really stressed out from work, and you know, and then
the one time when we did kind of start to
like start things, he he.
Speaker 4 (35:08):
Couldn't okay, so that it wouldn't work right.
Speaker 1 (35:11):
Was he drinking or anything?
Speaker 4 (35:14):
Oh okay, No, he just said it's just stressed.
Speaker 1 (35:18):
Okay, Well that's possible.
Speaker 12 (35:20):
Yeah, I think it's possible, I'm but then I, you know,
I start to get in my head that maybe he's
nnched contracted to me anymore. I could go off on
a whole spiraling tangent about it, you know. And and
then the other day I borrowed his car to run
an errand and I opened up the trunk and there
was a woman's white top tucked in in the corner
(35:42):
of his trunk. And for me, yeah, for me, that
was like, okay.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
So you found you found it, woman's top in the
back of his car in the trunk was car?
Speaker 5 (35:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (35:58):
Does he hang out with any other women than you? Like,
does he have friends, sisters, cousins, anything like that.
Speaker 4 (36:04):
Nobody who lives close by, Nobody who we you know.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
Did you confront him about it?
Speaker 3 (36:11):
No?
Speaker 2 (36:12):
Has his phone ever rang in the middle of the
night before, like for work related purposes?
Speaker 4 (36:17):
No, it wouldn't make sense. I mean, like almost midnight there.
Speaker 1 (36:21):
Are pretty Is he not like a doctor?
Speaker 7 (36:25):
No?
Speaker 1 (36:26):
Well, they gad. I'm trying to think that, you know,
and you would hear like multiple times versus that's true,
that's true. Is there anybody you suspect it could be?
Speaker 12 (36:35):
I don't know, he's shy you know, so, I I
this was the last thing.
Speaker 4 (36:40):
That I would think he'd be capable of. But these
are just a couple of.
Speaker 12 (36:46):
Two coincidental things that are just making me feel really weird.
Speaker 1 (36:51):
Yeah, I mean, so he doesn't get calls on his
phone late at night.
Speaker 4 (36:55):
Usually, No, not usually.
Speaker 1 (36:57):
And he probably doesn't have other women's clothes car.
Speaker 4 (37:00):
Usually No, definitely, definitely not usually so.
Speaker 2 (37:04):
And then one last question kind of in that department.
Have you guys had problems with stress and intimacy before?
Speaker 12 (37:12):
I mean we've you know, we've gone throughout the stress
and you know, with family, with work, but it's never
gotten to that point where it's just a complete shutdown.
You know, we've both been able to compartmental wise, if
anything its helped.
Speaker 1 (37:26):
We'll see if we can figure out. Then you already
told us a grocery store, he's a rewards mabrett. So
we'll play a song come back, and then pretend to
be from the grocery store and say that he's this
month's big winner of free flowers from our flooral department,
and we'll see if he sends those cu or to
somebody else. Okay, Okay, to play a song come back,
get you have to catch a cheeter. Next, it's the
Jubile Show. Right in the middle of to Catch a
(37:47):
Cheater if you're just joining us, Alyssa is on the
phone and she thinks that her boyfriend of five years
named Hector might be messing around. So in a minute,
we're gonna call him and pretend to be from the
grocery store, that he's a rewards card membrette and say
that every month we choose one lucky rewards member who
gets three flowers delivered from a floral department, and we'll
see if he sends those to his girlfriend Melissa or
to somebody else, and then we'll know if he's cheating
(38:09):
or not. Alyssa, Before we do that, why don't you
catch us up on your situation?
Speaker 12 (38:13):
Yeah, well, Hector has been working very lately lately, much
later than usual. And then about a week ago, his
phone ring in the middle of the night a couple times,
and he was asleep. Didn't want to make a thing
of it and want to wake him up by checking it.
But then I was borrowing his car and there was
a woman's shirt in his car, in his trunk, and
(38:37):
so yeah, basically all of these things. Oh, and also
it's just kind of some intimacy issues. He's kind of
not wanting to be intimate lately, saying he's too stressed out.
And so my mind is running the damit of what
all of this could mean, if he cheating, if he
just not attracted to me anymore?
Speaker 4 (38:57):
What the hell going on?
Speaker 1 (38:59):
Okay, are you ready for us to call him?
Speaker 4 (39:01):
Yeah? I'm ready.
Speaker 1 (39:02):
Okay, here we go. Hey, this is horrible calling from
I was looking for our Rewards card member named Hector.
Speaker 4 (39:20):
Oh yeah, hi Hector.
Speaker 1 (39:22):
Please don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call.
I'm actually calling to say thank you very much for
shopping with us. You're this month's big winner. Congratulations cool.
Oh maybe you haven't seen the signs, but every single
month we choose one Lucky Rewards Card member that gets
free flowers delivered from our floor apartment. You've actually won
thirty six longstim red roses, a box of candy or chocolate,
(39:43):
and a card to be delivered to anybody that you
want with in the fifty United States of America's thank you.
It's just our little way of saying thank you for
shopping with us.
Speaker 4 (39:53):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (39:54):
I can take the information down over the phone in
just a matter of minutes. If you know you want
to send them to right now, I can do that.
Speaker 14 (39:59):
Now I know who could really use some flowers right now?
Speaker 1 (40:03):
Okay, great. First thing I will need would be the
first and last name of the person you'd like to
send the flowers to.
Speaker 14 (40:09):
Yeah, send them to a Gracy.
Speaker 1 (40:14):
Gracie. Yes, before I get the address of where you
want them delivered. Is there anything you'd like to put
on a card to Gracie?
Speaker 5 (40:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 14 (40:22):
Sure, Wayne, put down who knew you'd be the perfect fit.
Thank you so much for going the extra mile. Hopefully
I didn't stretch it out too much and throw on
like the Winkie face or something.
Speaker 4 (40:34):
Be fun.
Speaker 1 (40:34):
I can definitely not do that for you.
Speaker 4 (40:38):
Okay, you kidding me, Hector.
Speaker 1 (40:40):
This is actually the Jubile Show. It's a radio show,
and we do a segment called Stretch of Cheater where
we see if you're cheating by who your significant other
sends flowers to. And that's your girlfriend. Alyssa on the phone,
probably wondering what all that meant.
Speaker 4 (40:52):
Hopefully I didn't stretch it out too much.
Speaker 5 (40:58):
I'm not I'm I'm not cheating. What are you talking about.
Speaker 4 (41:02):
What am I talking about?
Speaker 12 (41:03):
You just sent a massive display of roses to some
named Gracie with some flirty, weird sexual notes.
Speaker 4 (41:12):
What do you mean? And then you're like surprised. I'm
freaking out. Yeah, I'm freaking out.
Speaker 15 (41:15):
I feel like my heart's gonna explode.
Speaker 1 (41:18):
A perfect fit.
Speaker 14 (41:19):
Yeah, I mean, I completely understand. Wait, not this this
makes sense. Just to hear me out. I think I
think you're the most beautiful woman on the planet. Okay,
it's that's that's not the case here.
Speaker 4 (41:31):
You're gonna need.
Speaker 14 (41:34):
I would I would be happy to. I would be
happy to. Gracie is a coworker of mine.
Speaker 1 (41:39):
Why are you sending your flowers? And that's a good question, though,
that's a great question, good questions.
Speaker 14 (41:50):
No, I I get this. This, this, this makes sense.
Just shear me out on this, okay, yeah.
Speaker 12 (41:55):
Make it makes sense that you're you're sending roses to
a coworker that I've never heard of before wars and
you're getting weird phone calls in the middle of the
night and suddenly you're staying out later and you won't
sleep with me, And then I find a woman's shirt
in your trunk.
Speaker 4 (42:12):
But no, but this all just makes sense. It's all
is just a part of your work because oh you
saw the shirt. Oh god, this is funny to you. What,
ohy wouldn't tell me? If this is also just innocent misunderstanding?
Why wouldn't you tell me? Because how do you think
you would feel if the situation were reversed and then
(42:32):
you find some men's pair of pants in my car? No,
I get the situation.
Speaker 14 (42:39):
You hear me out for a second. I can make
this all makes sense.
Speaker 4 (42:42):
Please make it all make sense. Okay.
Speaker 14 (42:45):
The other day, we have this big meeting with our
clients that are in Japan. They're the ones who've been
calling me. Japan is seventeen hours ahead of us, and
they always get the schedules mixed up between us, so
it never quite lines up at a great time.
Speaker 1 (43:00):
Okay, So those calls are from your clients in Japan exactly.
Speaker 14 (43:04):
Yes, they are a new project.
Speaker 4 (43:06):
We just started with them.
Speaker 14 (43:08):
They've been calling and our schedules are quite frankly egregious.
Speaker 2 (43:13):
It's gonna be the new like code word for getting
calls in the middle of the night from I'm sorry,
this is an interesting coincidence.
Speaker 14 (43:19):
Okay, So I'm in the meeting, I spill coffee all
over my shirt. Gracie has an extra shirt in her
car and we're about the same size, so she very
kindly let me borrow her shirt. But after I borrowed it,
I took it home so that I could take it
to the dry cleaner.
Speaker 4 (43:39):
And we are about the.
Speaker 14 (43:40):
Same size, but like I dam a little bigger. That's
what I meant by stretching it out.
Speaker 15 (43:47):
Stretching it out, I'm then a winkie face.
Speaker 12 (43:53):
That doesn't sound very innocent if you've been throwing a
winki face at the end of it, I.
Speaker 14 (43:58):
Don't It seemed kind of fun to me.
Speaker 12 (44:01):
I don't know why you didn't tell me, Like, just
give me a heads up so I don't misconstrue these
late night phone calls, Like that's okay, Yeah, I know
you work with people O receieves, so I'm expense if
people in Japan are calling you, But then like maybe silence,
you're calling after work hours.
Speaker 4 (44:15):
You're like, I don't know if you give me a
heads up, like the courtesy.
Speaker 2 (44:18):
Of Hector, Why do you think you didn't share that
pretty funny antidote about wearing your coworker's shirt that day?
Like when you got home to Alyssa, Like, I feel
like that is something that you would share with your partner.
Speaker 1 (44:30):
Like You're never going to.
Speaker 14 (44:30):
Believe this, honestly, because I was a little embarrassed. I'm
supposed to have the shirt back to Gracie like I
was the next day.
Speaker 4 (44:41):
It's been a week. I'm sorry.
Speaker 14 (44:44):
I'll admit I probably should have let you in on
the site that people be calling me late at night.
Speaker 4 (44:51):
Are you ever going to get that poor girl her
shirt back?
Speaker 1 (44:55):
Do you believe him? Jupil sounds legit to me. I mean, listen,
do you believe them?
Speaker 4 (45:00):
I mean, he's dumb enough for this all to be true.
Speaker 1 (45:03):
It's a pretty elaborate story just to make up.
Speaker 12 (45:05):
Sure, this is such a stupid hector thing. We've been
together for five years and this was very hector of him.
But please don't make me panic like.
Speaker 4 (45:17):
This ever again. Just like let me in. That's fair
on the bit, Okay, I think.
Speaker 14 (45:21):
That's more than fair, of course, I am. I'm so
sorry for putting in this position. You know, there's there's
no way I cheat on you. I have no problem
actually showing you my phone log for these calls, and
I can even I can. You can talk to Gracie
if you want to back me up. I'm so sorry
that you were ever in a position where you thought
this could be the case.
Speaker 4 (45:42):
Thank you, and maybe you can get me some flowers too.
Speaker 3 (45:47):
Of course, the Jewel shows to catch a cheater, it's
time for names.
Speaker 1 (45:53):
What's trending?
Speaker 3 (45:53):
You know?
Speaker 2 (45:53):
It turns out there really is magic in words, and
if you're trying to be more attractive or at least
get more swipes, there are certain words that you should
be using specifically to do that. I'm gonna tell you
what those are in just a secondool.
Speaker 1 (46:09):
Really you got a real future, you know.
Speaker 2 (46:13):
But before we get to the magic, this is exciting
if you're a Bridgerton fan. They have just released the
trailer for season four. Seriously, yes, wow, and we do
know when it's gonna drop. So it's gonna drop in
two parts in twenty twenty six. The first is going
to be in January on the twenty ninth, and then
the second half is going to be on February twenty sixth.
And of course, if you didn't know, the season is
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going to be all about Benedict and his love.
Speaker 1 (46:36):
A Oh, he's a younger brother. He's the middle brother.
Oh he's still pretty hot. I mean they're all hot,
but it's just like Jonathan Mayley's the hottest. Pause he
is the hottest. Jonthan Bailey, Yeah he is.
Speaker 3 (46:48):
He's the older brother, the one who, like the last
season was no, he's in two with his season.
Speaker 1 (46:52):
Season two was his season.
Speaker 2 (46:53):
But season one is still my favorite because the duke
is my favorite boy.
Speaker 1 (46:57):
Jonathan Bailey. Yeah, really, yeah, I love him. Huh yeah,
different types. But I also just kind of think we
do confused. I need his decision on that one. Well,
I think Jonathan Maddy's hotter, but the other guy is
still really hot.
Speaker 2 (47:10):
Like, well, listen, this is a good thing. We don't
want to compete with that. We never will fight over
a man.
Speaker 1 (47:14):
Oh so yeah, that is a good thing.
Speaker 2 (47:19):
Yeah, And let's just also be honest that if you
listen to that Bridgerton music, like anything with strings just
automatically makes any type of environment more romantic, Like it
could be a jingle and they just play it on
the strings and you're like, oh.
Speaker 1 (47:33):
Yeah, yeah, that's I haven't really watched Bridgerton before except
for a few episodes, but I do like how they
take current music and then turn it into like classical
music and he's pretty cool.
Speaker 2 (47:42):
Yeah, it is so cool and so romantic. I don't
know about this next artist that I'm going to talk
about in Romance, but Tea Pain is in the news
because he's just teamed up with Crocs to put out
the very first ever boots with the fur.
Speaker 1 (47:58):
Literally, so he never done that before, No, which is
weirdly surprising. That is surprising.
Speaker 2 (48:03):
Song is so he's on the song with flow Rider
where he's like apple bottom jeans boots with that's Roman.
I know, I said, I didn't think that that was
the best transition. But Crocs are making their first ever
boots and they're called Unforgettable. These boots are leopard knee
high boots with faux fur. Whoa, and you see Tea
(48:26):
Pain proudly holding the boots with the fur for these
ads and it drops on October twenty third, So if
you want those.
Speaker 1 (48:32):
They really surprised he hasn't done that already. It's a
genius marketing. Yeah, really it is.
Speaker 3 (48:37):
I don't know why he hasn't come up with booty
shorts because he has that song bloody work.
Speaker 1 (48:40):
I just realized that right like Google it.
Speaker 3 (48:41):
And honestly, dude, you have so many new opportunities our
tender girl with a drink online like tequila.
Speaker 2 (48:48):
And he still might because you know, he hasn't put
out new music, so you just start making money off
of your old music.
Speaker 1 (48:54):
Not branding is genius. That's actually really good. I know
the business. It is the real thing. He has a
lot of booty songs too, so he could come out
with a full line. Could just keep your booty covered? Oi.
Speaker 3 (49:06):
Yeah, that could be a slogan keeping your booty covered
all the time or none of the time, which you prefer.
Speaker 2 (49:13):
I would love to hear him react to that. And lastly,
I told you there's magic in words. So think about
your profile and if you're describing yourself and you're a bio,
you want to use things that really paint a picture
like physically fit, perceptive, spontaneous, outgoing, and optimistic. Those words
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are ninety six percent more likely to get you interaction
than any other words.
Speaker 1 (49:40):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (49:40):
Really the specific physically fit, because that's what guys want
to see.
Speaker 1 (49:47):
Yeah, but if you put.
Speaker 3 (49:47):
That word on your profile, like if I see a
guy say physically fit, and is that to turn off
or not?
Speaker 1 (49:53):
It kind of. I'm like, I don't why do I
need to know that? Can't I just see it in
the picture.
Speaker 3 (49:56):
Yeah, yeah, you don't write it on your bio.
Speaker 1 (49:59):
Yeah, be obvious.
Speaker 2 (50:00):
But I guess guys need to read that, and then
perceptive women like that one perceptive because they want somebody
that can actually like, listen and pay attention to what's
going on in their lives.
Speaker 3 (50:10):
But if you tell me a perceptive, I automatically think
you're not perceptive because you're just throwing out words to me.
Speaker 2 (50:16):
You're not part of the ninety six percent then, But
ninety six percent of people are more likely to swipe
on you if you use these words physically fit, perceptive, spontaneous, outgoing,
and optimistic.
Speaker 1 (50:26):
Okay, but have the guys you see Yeah, if you
see anybody with all those words in their thing, mostly
they also read an article or trending and just put
it in there. Well, happy dating, that's what's trending, jubiles.
Speaker 14 (50:41):
Dirty little secret?
Speaker 1 (50:42):
Hello, hey, you have a dirty little secret? I do, indeed, sweet?
What is it?
Speaker 9 (50:49):
So?
Speaker 10 (50:49):
Yeah, pretty recently I found out that my dad and
stepmom are in an open relationship.
Speaker 1 (50:56):
Okay, okay, that's look.
Speaker 10 (51:00):
So I actually just recently found out about this because
I saw her.
Speaker 1 (51:05):
I saw my stime.
Speaker 4 (51:06):
I'm out at a bar.
Speaker 10 (51:09):
Talking to someone else, and I kind of confront her
about it, and so she opened up and kind of
explained everything. So obviously, you know, we were talking. So
I sat down and we had a few drinks, and
in that moment felt like I could take advantage of
the opportunity. I ended up sleeping with her.
Speaker 4 (51:28):
That's nice.
Speaker 1 (51:33):
Relationship.
Speaker 15 (51:34):
Your dad would understand, Yeah, I mean, so that's that's
where obviously, like, I'm not going to tell my dad,
I'm not going to tell anyone else except nonus.
Speaker 10 (51:48):
Say for you are. So yeah, it's just it's a
little awkward. But that's where that's where I'm at. Or
would you do it again? I mean, it has happened again,
as long as it remains open, I mean, I don't
see the harm and continue to explore.
Speaker 1 (52:05):
Oh Jesus, the upcoming holidays, are they going to be
the first ones that you spent with your father and stepmoms?
Steps happened? Step mommy, m A M I mommy.
Speaker 10 (52:18):
I honestly, I haven't even thought that far ahead yet. Yeah,
I have to figure that one out.
Speaker 1 (52:25):
Well, good luck. Yeah, and thank you for telling us
your dirty little secret. Hey, what's up? As the jubill
shows dirty little secret?
Speaker 5 (52:32):
You have one? Yes? Sweet? What is it?
Speaker 16 (52:35):
When I was nine years old, my little sister had
a cat, a baby Cara kitten, and I was playing
with the cat and I put him on a farm.
What is it called aasling at the park?
Speaker 1 (52:48):
Oh, it's like a swing I swing, yeah, I sing, yeah.
Speaker 16 (52:51):
And I was playing with him and I thought it
was having fun.
Speaker 5 (52:54):
I was like.
Speaker 8 (52:55):
Pushing him like a like a little kid, and then
I'm noticed that he was crying, and I feel so bad.
I was only nine years old, but in then I've
never played like that with a cat. I only pat
them and stuff like that. But I was very scared.
I was a little kid.
Speaker 1 (53:11):
So is the cat still alive?
Speaker 4 (53:13):
Yeah, okay not.
Speaker 16 (53:15):
Because I'm twenty seven now.
Speaker 8 (53:18):
And it was years and years as well.
Speaker 1 (53:20):
Yeah, I was a little bit nervous that was going
to go really bad. Yeah, like the cat flew.
Speaker 8 (53:27):
Yeah, but it was just it was just like a
couple of pushes and I noticed that she had something
on his side, and I was like, oh my god,
you sweet crying And it was like.
Speaker 4 (53:37):
She was having funny.
Speaker 8 (53:41):
Yeah, I feel so bad.
Speaker 1 (53:43):
You're a sweet human if this is your dirty little secret, Yeah,
this is like a very sweet, dirty well sweet I know,
usually it would be like and then I slept with
the cat's mom.
Speaker 8 (53:53):
No, no, no, I was never.
Speaker 1 (53:57):
Thank you for telling us your little secret. What's your
dirty little secret.
Would you sell a corporate sponsorship for some of the
most important moments in your Life's a double show? Like
the birth of your first baby sponsored by Little Dickey's
All you Can Eat pasta bar and casino, Or your
master's degree sponsored by Billy's Fun Time Taco Cantina. Hey,
because even with a master's degree, it's hard to get
a job in this economy, and Billy's Fun Time Taco
Cantina is hiring and as low wages and even lower standards.
(00:24):
Or how about your wedding. One couple is making international
headlines for having their wedding sponsored to pay for it,
But of course it ended up a disaster, and now
they're suing the company. We'll tell you what happened. Right
after this seduble show, Would you let a company sponsor
your wedding to pay for it? Said double show? And
there's a story making international headlines today about a couple
who did just that, and the details are insane, and
(00:46):
of course it ended up in a disaster, and now
they're suing the company that sponsored their wedding. We'll tell
you what happened. In the second, but first, in a
new survey, over two thousand Americans sixty one percent say
they'd happily consider allowing a brand to sponsor their big
day in exchange for paying for some of the wedding bills.
Wow wow, what wait?
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Really it makes perfect sense to me. It's so expensive.
I just wonder why they would want to, like a company,
sponsor a normal person's wedding.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
I think it would depend on what brand you want
to sponsor.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
It you want like McDonald's, like sponsored by McDonald's and
like everything.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
Why not?
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Though, I mean I don't know, Like my wedding is
such a big day, I don't it would be nice
to have everything paid for.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
But a couple from the UK, in a saga that
has taken the Internet by storm, a Bristol couple is
suing a little known frozen pizza brand, Doctor Pizza Lotties
after their ambitious attempt to have their wedding completely sponsored
turned into a pr disaster that has people all over
the world shaking their head in disbelief. Here's what happened.
(01:45):
The couple, Harriet and Daniel Fisher, made headlines last sprink
when they publicly announced that they were in search of
a sponsor for their wedding, but not just any sponsor.
They specifically wanted Doctor Pizza Lotties, a niche frozen pizza brand.
The Fisher couple said they had a clear vision. They
wanted the wedding that was not only cost effective, but
also a full blown mark spectacle inspired by influencer culture
(02:08):
and corporate sponsorships, and they believe that it could leverage
their love of pizza into a wedding funded by the brand.
And after months of negotiations, they actually secured a deal
for a sponsorship for their wedding worth forty pounds eighty
thousand dollars US WHOA. But the problem was the pizza
experience turned out to be more of a logistical nightmare
(02:29):
than they ever imagined because the company that sponsored them,
paying almost eighty thousand dollars to sponsor their wedding, wanted
them to do a lot. The ceremony was held in
a chapel and had to begin with the couple's grand
entrants and a pizza delivery truck, which is kind of cool.
I would like that. I like Doctor Pizza Lotti and
(02:50):
said Pizza Lottes love it first slice. On the side,
guests who had been sent invitations shaped like pizza slices,
whereas to collect stamps on their branded piece of loyalty cards.
Throughout the evening the ceremony, everybody had to post on
social media using the hashtag zipped for love. So that
would be annoying as a guest to go to a
(03:10):
wedding and have to use corporate hashtag. We're talking about
a couple who's making international headlines because they had their
wedding sponsored by a company. That's because apparently sixty one
percent of people say they would have a corporate sponsorship
for their wedding to pay for it.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Yeah, I mean, I'm definitely open to something like that.
I don't know why you wouldn't want to.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
The bride or setting off white gown that had been
designed in collaboration with Doctor Pizza Lotties, the company that
was sponsoring the wedding, to resemble a giant pizza box. Yeah,
the dress was decorated with patches of red for sauce
and yellow for cheese. So an off white dress with
red and yellow dots on it basically, now, we might.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Be going a little too far because I don't know
how I feel about red and yellow dots on my dress.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Ye, no pizza inspired wedding dress a bizarre attempt to
look couture, but it looked more like a child's birthday
party costume. So that's all. Like, if it goes that
far with a wedding, would you still let them sponsor
you if you had to wear a pizza themed wedding dress?
Speaker 5 (04:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (04:13):
No, I would have to go with a different company,
like maybe like Dairy Queen, and then it could be
like an ice cream Sunday, you know, and that's still
a pretty dress.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
It would still be white, yeah, you know, with random
stuff on it. Also, No, it's plain vanilla.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
But what if every company made you do that, like
McDonald your dress had it look like a chicken nugget.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
That's cuter than red and yellow spot. Would you get
the Amazon logo in the back of your wedding dress? Yes?
On my butt? What No? And the group's tuxedo actually
had a QR code on his tie, linking to promotional
discounts on pizzas.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
It's a little taggy, but they really are getting creative here,
It's true.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
I guess the trouble really began when it came to
the vows talking about a couple who's making international headlines.
Because they had a pizza company sponsor their wedding to
pay for it. Would you sponsor your wedding to pay
for a text? In four one to six to one,
the efficient who had been sent by doctor Pizza Lotti's Wow,
he was a marketing consultant with no actual marriage officiating experience,
(05:13):
interrupted the ceremony no fewer than three times, they say,
to ask the couple to repeat brand slogans for the cameras.
So you imagine that being up there to give your
vows and he's like, let's get that again, clean please. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (05:25):
You know.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
The guests were also told to stay on brand, and
they couldn't even say I do without first shouting Cheese's
love Jesus Life, Wow, Jesus Love Jesus Life. I do,
And now they're suing the company as all guests were
encouraged to get up and dance with a slice of
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pizza in their hands wow, and a coordinated routine created
by doctor Pizza Lotti's social media team. So that would
be annoying if you're out a wedding in his corporate
sponsor and you have to do all this stuff.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
You also probably shouldn't be eating dancing at the same time,
you could choke. Yeah, doing the choshaw slide while to
the left three times now choke.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
They're suing Doctor Pizza Lotti's for breach of contract and
emotional distress. The lawsuit claims the brand's forced enthusiasm and
impractical pizza centric requirements. In practical pizza centric requirements led
to the couple enduring extreme embarrassment on their wedding day.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
But they signed that contractor green to everything. That's their fault.
What's the emotional damages?
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Though? Probably they probably don't have any friends left after
they went to the wedding. It's another Jebile phone frame
mornings on the twenties. Hello, Yeah, are you ready to
get the D?
Speaker 7 (06:50):
Or?
Speaker 5 (06:50):
What get? I'm sorry? What? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Is this ausy?
Speaker 5 (06:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Yeah, Well it's some ausy. My name is DONC and
I'm the dude that's giving your girlfriend Meghan the D?
Speaker 2 (07:05):
What he?
Speaker 8 (07:06):
I'm sorry?
Speaker 5 (07:07):
What?
Speaker 6 (07:07):
Like?
Speaker 5 (07:08):
What do you do? Like?
Speaker 1 (07:09):
I've been giving Meghan the D for like three weeks now,
and like we have a guest past thing going on,
and so I talked to her and asked if I
could call you to see if I could give you.
Guys both the D at the same.
Speaker 5 (07:19):
Time, what what the hell are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Sorry about that, dude. My name is Paul Donkler, but
like everybody around here just calls me donk I work
at the Fitness and like, your girlfriend, Megan signed up
like a few weeks ago, so I've been giving her
the D ever since.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
Hold what have you been giving her?
Speaker 1 (07:37):
I've been giving her the D three times a week
and like so far she's loving it.
Speaker 5 (07:44):
Dude, Okay, hold on a second, Like it sounds like
really that man. Can you just tell me what you're
trying to say.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Dude. I'm just trying to like invite you to get
the D as well.
Speaker 5 (07:56):
Dude, Like I don't know what. I don't want the D. Okay,
that's not something I want. And what are you saying
about my girlfriend in the first place, Like you're like
you're giving her the D.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
I should have totally explained, Like, so, anyway, your girlfriend
signed up at the Fitness a few weeks ago, and
like with that, you get a trainer, you know what
I mean? And so like I've been training your girlfriend.
Speaker 5 (08:18):
Wait, hold on, so we don't need to Are you
man handling her or something? Is that what you're doing.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
But like I'm just real it sounds like you're like
a little bit upset, and I'm just trying to figure.
Speaker 5 (08:28):
Out I'm a little upset, like you're like manhandling my
girlfriend is saying you're giving you the D and you're
calling me and you want me to you want to
be d two like that.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
I would be honored, dude if I could give both
of you the D at the same time. Dude, Well,
that's why.
Speaker 5 (08:44):
Dude, I don't know what you're talking about. Okay, you're
you're crazy, all right. I need you to stop getting
in contact with my girlfriend. I'm gonna call her right now.
This is weird. And you're like saying you'd beat that
you would be honored to give us both the.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
D at the same time.
Speaker 5 (09:01):
That's why I'm going on, no.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Your D Okay, But like, dude, you've never really tried
it before, Like you might have worked out with some
other trainers before, but like until you've had my fitness program.
My name is donk and so.
Speaker 4 (09:19):
Finish, are you still talking to me?
Speaker 1 (09:21):
You're like stupid, Okay, dude, Like I get it, Like
you know, sometimes people are scared to get in the gym,
you know. And that's why my my fitness program called
the D.
Speaker 5 (09:33):
This is not about the gym. This is about you
talking to give D to my girlfriend and me.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
And they're like, I've been giving your your girlfriend's been
doing great, right and but.
Speaker 5 (09:43):
Like we got shut up man talking about the girlfriend now,
all right, all right, this is not a joke, okay,
and you need to stop explaining yourself. All right. It's
not talking about your D or whatever you're talking about.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Okay. The D is like donks customized fitness plan. Like
you know what I mean. It's all my training rituals
and regimens that I put into one thing, and I
call it the D.
Speaker 5 (10:07):
That's the name of your workout program. Yeah, dunk D.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (10:12):
And that's the stupidest thame I've ever heard.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
I think I get it, bro. Like you're probably like
a little nervous because, like you know, you're worried that
like Megan and your girlfriend is gonna like you know,
catch feelings or whatever for me.
Speaker 5 (10:29):
No, that's not why I'm pissed, all right. I'm pissed
because you called me and you told me you're giving
my girlfriend the D three you're giving me and you
want to give me the D whatever a week. Did
you even know what that means?
Speaker 6 (10:40):
Bro?
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Well, it's my fitness program is called the D Dude.
Speaker 5 (10:46):
Yes, look fitness program. Bro. Listen, I'm calling my girlfriend
right now, and let me tell you. The first thing
I'm gonna do is make sure she does not work
out with your ever again. Got it, Dunk?
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Well, before you like I let you get you, I
do have to let you know that I got a program.
Speaker 5 (11:02):
Show where you are? No, tell me where you are.
I'm coming to your plate.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Ozzie. This is this is actually Jubil from the Jubil
Show doing a phone prank on you and your girlfriend.
Megan set you up. It's a joke. She says. She
started working out at the gym with the trainer a
couple of weeks ago. I wanted to mess with you
(11:29):
one time. Wake up every morning with Jubile phone pranks.
It's time for Nina's what's trending? Do you know what
ZIP coding is? Oh gosh, I'm gonna assume no, because
all I thought was the Post Office or Amazon finding
your house zip codes. I'm probably not what it is.
I mean kind of.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
I mean it is zip codes used in that way.
But I'll tell you what it means in dating in
just a second. But first big news. Taylor Swift just
revealed that she's going to have a docuseries release with
Disney Plas and another Eras Tour movie.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Yeah, oh my gosh. How many Aerostewers movies are she
gonna put out? This one's different? No, I don't think so.
We're just really milking.
Speaker 5 (12:09):
The he a.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
It has a tortured poet's part in it. The other
one didn't. What does that mean, Victoria, I don't want
to get this.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
Tortured Poet's Department is her last album that she released while.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
She was on tour before this the show. The show.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
Yeah, and so the original movie, I don't think it
had that album in this movie.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
This movie will have that. Okay, well, so if you
liked it.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
It's not just a movie though, it's going to be
a six part docu series called Taylor Swift The Eras
Tour The End of an Era, and that it's going
to premiere on December twelfth. And then the movie, I
guess with whatever your part you're talking about, is going
to be the final show from Vancouver BC.
Speaker 3 (12:46):
But the docutary's actually seems really cool because it kind
of shows you how the whole thing was put together,
like a stage and a I feel like a tour,
like that is a lot of work, and I personally
am excited to see that more than the movie.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Like, I know, see how it all comes together. She
got the dances all together, and then like, are you
excited to see when they come out with the making
of the docuseries movie and then the making of the
docu series, making of the docuseries movie, and then the
making of that one to do that the end of
that era, it's bringing on the new era, the uploading it,
the uploading the movie to streaming service that it's on.
(13:20):
It's just a guy to computer being like, this is
a long file, dude.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
This movie is so cool though, I mean, listen, she
knows her fans. She knows her fans will continue to
buy the same thing over and over and over again. Yeah,
and then this is kind of interesting too. On the
same subject. Adele's kind of mad at Taylor Swift right
now because Taylor Swift's new album, of Course, is breaking
all kinds of records right after she released the Life
of a Showgirl. But what she ended up doing was
(13:47):
discounting the albums the first during the first week of sales.
So if like an album is twelve dollars, she was
selling it for four ninety nine, Okay, And so Adele
says that that's a cheap way to get like you're
basically paying for it.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Right to get on the Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
Yeah, so I mean she's not fully fully hating on her,
but she is saying that she's gaming the system.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
Adele thinks that Taylor's gaming the system, and she is.
I mean, adel can also do that. Yeah, yeah, she could,
you know what I mean, she doesn't want to.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
Yeah, I don't know how mad she actually is, but
I thought that was interesting because I didn't realize it.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
Yeah, I mean it's smart, you know, discount it so
that people buy a ton of it right away and
then you get the number one sales in the universe
for ever having.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
I mean, this is the most fascinating thing about Taylor
slipped to me, and I say every single time we
talk about it. Her ability to be a machine and
continue to make money off of the same thing is
absolutely genius.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
It's amazing.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
And if people aren't looking at that and trying to
do the same things in their life. You're really missing out.
Speaker 1 (14:46):
It is amazing.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Her docuseries is just going to tell you how to
do it. Doctors is so different on the docusaries. That's
going to be so good.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
It's so different. Make oh that's so cool.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
Well, this is also so cool or not, depending on
how you feel about zip coding. So there's two ways
that zip coding is being used, and it is of
course the new trending dating term, and that is that
you set your your apps for only a certain range,
which makes sense because thirty minutes is probably as far
as you want to drive to be with somebody anyway, ideally.
(15:22):
But the other one is that if you're not in
the same zip code as the person you're dating, you're single.
So people are using the zip code as a loophole
to cheat, to cheat.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
Basically, yes, oh, basically you can date people in other
zip codes and you're.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Technically so if they're not in their same zip code,
you're not really together.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Exactly until you are actually geographically in the same zip code.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Day you're single. That was the mess up. That's dirty.
That is absolutely dirty.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
And if you need those types of loopholes, you shouldn't
be in a relationships just mine.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
So think about that. I guess next time you put
yourself out there. I couldn't help it. I went for
coffee d and I was like, well, I guess I
have to do it.
Speaker 4 (16:08):
That's so dump.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
That is what's trending.
Speaker 7 (16:13):
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Speaker 1 (16:19):
Deacon is on the phone today for a first day
follow up and he's getting ghosted by a woman named Charlotte.
So in a few minutes we'll call her and see
if she's hell us, why she's ghosting him, and maybe
get him another date. But first, Deacon, how long has
it been since you heard from Charlotte?
Speaker 4 (16:34):
Dude, she's been ghosting it for two weeks.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
Now, Oh okay, that's a good amount of time.
Speaker 4 (16:39):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a long time.
Speaker 5 (16:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (16:42):
We had a really really great date.
Speaker 9 (16:45):
So I'm not one hundred percent show what happened, but
we had a bright Saturday kayaking date on the river,
perfect weather, you know, glassy water, dragonflies skimming the surface,
birds singing like they had a soundtrack.
Speaker 4 (17:00):
Yeah, it was. It was really great. It was a
great date.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
So how did you get did you guys get to
like talk to each other. Did you feel like she
was into you? I mean it sounds like a picturesque date,
but like what was the vibe?
Speaker 4 (17:12):
I really liked her quick wit.
Speaker 9 (17:15):
She wrapped this great sun hat that was like the
way she wore it looked like cauture.
Speaker 4 (17:20):
She really looked model asque. She had an easy laugh.
Speaker 9 (17:24):
She snapped these candid pictures of every herang we passed.
Speaker 4 (17:29):
It was it was really nice. She was really really
enjoying itself.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
Okay, did you guys take anything before that?
Speaker 1 (17:40):
It's okay.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
So after you guys were on the water, did you
get to like did you continue the date?
Speaker 1 (17:45):
How did you end it?
Speaker 4 (17:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (17:48):
We were on the water for a little while, and
you know, there was one moment where my paddle pulled
some seaweed out of the lake. So I took that
piece of seaweed off the paddle and sort of dangled
it in Charlotte's face, pretending to be the lockest monster.
(18:09):
But she kind of seemed like she kind of freaked out,
and you know, I just wanted to let her know
I was playing around.
Speaker 4 (18:15):
But in hindsight, I think that that might have been.
Speaker 9 (18:18):
A stupid move for a first date might have come
off sort of like a serial killery.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
Maybe, Yeah, you never want to come off that way
on a first date, you know.
Speaker 4 (18:29):
Yeah, I might be getting ghosted because of seaweed.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
Okay, Okay, I mean, well, how did she react after
all that?
Speaker 4 (18:38):
I mean, she seemed fine.
Speaker 9 (18:41):
I didn't get any vibes that she wasn't enjoying herself
at all.
Speaker 4 (18:45):
It was an epic date.
Speaker 9 (18:46):
We had sunshine snacks. It was like a postcard. It
was really really amazing.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
Yeah, I mean it sounds like everything was beautiful. But
did she like say that she wanted to see you again?
Was she acting a little bit different after you stuck
sewed in her face?
Speaker 6 (19:03):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (19:04):
I mean there was a moment she seemed like it
you know, it freaked her out. I could tell that
it freaked her out. So I felt bad about that.
Speaker 9 (19:12):
But the date still ended well and she said she
had a good time and we may hang out again,
you know.
Speaker 4 (19:17):
We talked about that on the way.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
Out, okay, And then no communication at all afterwards? Or
did you try to reach out?
Speaker 9 (19:25):
I said some text called once more twice, maybe maybe
five times?
Speaker 1 (19:32):
Oh okay, So that could also be a reason too,
Maybe you've called too many times, you think out.
Speaker 9 (19:38):
I mean, I didn't really think about that as an issue,
but maybe.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
Not not to just add pylon things you know and
things on. But serial killer vibes and then calling too
many times could be Is that still that's sucker vibes. Well,
if you had those before and then is calling a bunch,
then you know both of those things hand and are
really not very good. But we'll see what we can
figure out you.
Speaker 5 (20:00):
But he did.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
We'll play a song run here and then call her
and Stephill tell us why she's ghosting you and maybe
get you a second date.
Speaker 4 (20:09):
Okay, great, thanks guys.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
All right, we'll get your first date follow up next,
so you will show right in the middle of your
first day follow up. And if you're just joining us,
Deacon is on the phone and he's getting ghosted by Charlotte.
So we're about to call her and ste if she'll
tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe get him
a second date. But before we do that, Deacon, remind
(20:32):
us about your date real quick.
Speaker 4 (20:34):
Yeah, we had a great date. It was Saturday.
Speaker 9 (20:36):
We did some kayaking, perfect weather, the water looked beautiful,
the dragonflies were beautiful. It was like there was a
soundtrack playing in the background with the birds.
Speaker 4 (20:47):
It was you know, it was really, really.
Speaker 9 (20:49):
A nice time until maybe I pulled out some seaweed
and scared the poor girl.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
You said you may have had serial killer vibes.
Speaker 9 (21:00):
Right, I don't think that's usually the case, but maybe
putting some seaweed on my face might come off.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a tough one to pull off. Yeah,
all right, are you ready for us to call her?
Speaker 4 (21:14):
I think so?
Speaker 1 (21:15):
Okay, here we go. Hello, Hi, I'm asking Charlotte. Please.
Speaker 4 (21:32):
This is Charlotte who said, Hey.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
Charlotte, how are you? This is a radio show. It's
called The Jewbile Show. Hi, Charlotte, I'm Nina. Hi, I'm
Victoria and my name is Jubell. What's up with you?
Speaker 6 (21:44):
Hi?
Speaker 4 (21:45):
Okay, can I help you.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
With Have you ever listened to the show before?
Speaker 5 (21:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (21:51):
I think I have, not that long ago either. This
is so weird. It's just like did I win something?
Speaker 5 (22:00):
No?
Speaker 1 (22:00):
Well, I don't know, depends how you look at it.
But we do get a segment on the show that's
called the first Date follow Up. That's where if you
go out on a date with somebody and end up
ghosting them. They can email us to call you and
find out why you're ghosting them. And so we got
an email about you from somebody.
Speaker 7 (22:18):
Yeah wow, Okay, yeah, I was not expecting that.
Speaker 6 (22:21):
Okay, sure, who is I have a feeling I know
who it is. Guess Yeah, is it Deacon?
Speaker 1 (22:32):
Yes, it is Deacon. We talked to Deacon about your date.
He said he liked you a lot, he thought it
was great, and he's confused why you haven't talked to
him in two weeks? Would you mind telling us?
Speaker 4 (22:46):
Yeah, because he's a thirty year old frat boy.
Speaker 7 (22:49):
Like all he wanted to do was be wasted and
yell like bro bro, bro, look bro bro, and.
Speaker 4 (22:56):
I'm not your brow.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
It was.
Speaker 4 (23:03):
I mean, it's a little too faddy, that's not enough.
I just like this guy.
Speaker 7 (23:07):
I don't I don't know when the last time he
went on a date or hung out with another female.
But it was just like he just was like buddy, buddy,
and he was being so weird and like almost gross
at times, like I just I couldn't.
Speaker 4 (23:23):
He wasn't seeing though. We were just not vibing whatsoever.
Like it was just like we were at we were
like going to go to a keg party after like
he was just prepping before. I don't know, it just
wasn't It wasn't the right vibe for me, you know.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
So you said he just wanted to get wasted. Was
he getting wasted?
Speaker 7 (23:41):
Yeah, the entire time, Like it was just wanting to
play flip cup and beer pung and we're kayaking like
it's it's weird, right, I don't.
Speaker 1 (23:51):
Even know how you do that. I mean, it'd be
really hard, right, Okay, Well, thank you for telling us
why you're ghosting. I appreciate that. Sure, And Charlotte, I'll
let you know that Deacon is actually on the phone
and has been listening and wants to talk to you.
Speaker 9 (24:07):
Hey, wow, wow, bro, what's that all about?
Speaker 4 (24:14):
Deacon?
Speaker 2 (24:15):
Hi?
Speaker 4 (24:16):
Yeah, but I need I mean, I don't know what
to say.
Speaker 7 (24:20):
But you brought us flasking gummies and you kept trying
to get me to party while we were literally in
the middle of a lake, and I told you I'm
not the strongest swimmer, and then you just kept getting
more and more buzzed. I just felt like you were
just making bad life choices.
Speaker 4 (24:37):
That's it.
Speaker 9 (24:38):
Nothing but knew I just knew you were nervous. I
was just trying to like loosen you up, take the
edge off. It's like you wanted to be stressed out.
Is that your normal state? Just being stressed all the time.
Is that how you like to live? Stressed out?
Speaker 4 (24:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (24:54):
Exactly why I think the gummies?
Speaker 5 (24:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (24:59):
Normal straight?
Speaker 7 (25:00):
Okay, well, look at least I didn't like nearly sword
fight a duck with a paddle like it was, so
you're I can't I'm.
Speaker 4 (25:08):
Out a good coming straight at me. That duck was
coming straight. Thing, he was coming at me. So you
wore socks with bows on them. I mean, that's come on,
tiny bows on your socks. Okay? Have have you seen
your hair? Have you seen your hair? Like?
Speaker 7 (25:26):
You walked out of the house looking like you got
hit by a tornado, and like, yeah, at first I
thought it was kind of hot, but now I just
see like you're you're just a meg, You're a med.
Speaker 9 (25:36):
My hair is my best is the best attribute I have.
Speaker 4 (25:40):
So how dare you?
Speaker 2 (25:41):
You know.
Speaker 5 (25:43):
You're great?
Speaker 9 (25:44):
You brought enough thumb screen to coat a small yacht.
Speaker 4 (25:48):
Why did you need that much sunscreen?
Speaker 10 (25:55):
Right?
Speaker 9 (25:56):
And by the way, I wasn't wasted. I can drink
so much more than that.
Speaker 4 (26:03):
Wow, okay, at least twice as much, do you think? Great? Well, look,
I'm just like this big.
Speaker 7 (26:10):
Ball of stressed and yacht sunscreen or whatever. Like, why
are you trying for.
Speaker 4 (26:14):
A second date, Deacon? Why? Because I want to help you.
I want to help you be better.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
I think I get it now. You want to help
her be better?
Speaker 5 (26:26):
At what?
Speaker 4 (26:27):
Yeah? Get rid of all that stressed and sunscreen?
Speaker 1 (26:33):
You know, Charlotte, would you like to go on another
day with Deacon? We'll pay for it.
Speaker 4 (26:38):
I mean look, no, I mean.
Speaker 7 (26:43):
No, no, I'm just not going to chance like a
lake Rager part two, I'm not heding.
Speaker 9 (26:51):
Oh, come on, Charlotte, you are so hot.
Speaker 4 (26:54):
You're so hot. I want to go out with you again.
I'm sorry. There's too many gummies begon bye.
Speaker 9 (27:04):
You had the great freckles, the sun hat, the way you.
Speaker 4 (27:09):
Just sh every gummy now I did.
Speaker 9 (27:15):
And you know what, your socks before the comment that
I made the cute socks.
Speaker 4 (27:19):
I like those socks, the bows. Take it back. I
was mean. I was out of line, But you are
a ball stressed, you know what, Charlotte.
Speaker 9 (27:28):
I guess you're just not going to have a chance
to take a ride on the Deep Train.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
Deep Train, shoot too, Yeah, google it, JUBI first Day
follow up? What am I some sort of a mentally
challenged airhead? No, not even I didn't say that.
Speaker 4 (27:48):
It was like, why am I even listening to to
begin with?
Speaker 1 (27:52):
You're a virgin who can't dry. It's almost time for
America's favorite trivia game, you versus Victoria. You're saying to
take on our own Victoria Ramirez in a game of
trivia for ed Sheering tickets today, So call us up
right now. If you want to play eight eight eight
three four three one O six one eight eight eight
three four three one o six one. You can also
(28:12):
dm us at the Jubil Show or go to the
Jubilshow dot com if you think you have what it
takes to beat Victoria. I feel pretty hyped up today. Yeah,
Victoria was just dancing in the studio eating a rice cake.
Speaker 4 (28:25):
I would.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
They're like little mini rice cakes.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
They're called drizzlicious when they're pumpkin spice, and we know
what that does.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
Yeah, what does it do to you?
Speaker 4 (28:31):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (28:32):
It's like you just start going for yummy. Who play
uiverus Victoria right after this, It's the Jubile Show.
Speaker 4 (28:38):
Don't call me stupid?
Speaker 1 (28:39):
All right? To call you stupid would be an insult
to stupid people. I've worn dresses with higher iques, but
you think you're an intellectual? Do you waits time for
America's favorite trivia game? You Versus Victoria? Your chance to
take on Victoria Ramirez in a game of trivia for
ed Sheering tickets. And let's meet today's contestant for you
(28:59):
vers Fix Toria. Sarah. What's up? Sarah? Hi? Hello, how
are you doing today?
Speaker 4 (29:05):
I'm good?
Speaker 1 (29:06):
How are you wonderful? Thank you for asking? Can I go?
Oh my gosh, Sarah, I don't know what just happened.
Speaker 3 (29:11):
I just hugged the rest of my cold brew from yesterday,
and I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
Within like five seconds, it gave me like a real kick.
You sound like a chipmunk out. Did this you that fast? Normally?
Speaker 5 (29:21):
No?
Speaker 1 (29:21):
I don't think so. But I don't know what happened
right now. It's like it's just like got in my bloodstream.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
Like the queen of like Placebo stuff like you could
tell her that she was eating a piece of candy
that would make her a superwoman, and she would believe.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
Hey, man, mind ever matter you know what I mean?
That's true. I'm with that Patibo's still have an effects, right,
so yeah real?
Speaker 5 (29:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (29:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (29:37):
Wait do they actually think once they're like the candy? Well,
placebo isn't the effect that somebody thinks it's having on
them when it doesn't actually doing that thing in your body?
So actually is still having the effect. It's still having
the effect. Yeah, it makes placebo still a real effect,
which is kind of weird if you really think about it.
Let's not break our brains right now, though, it's right
for the questions. All right, here we go. We're gonna
(29:57):
send Victoria out of the studio, and while she leaving,
the game is played like this. Sarah, you have thirty
seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If you
don't know one, just say pass and Victoria has to
beat you outright to win. Okay, okay, all right, are
you ready?
Speaker 4 (30:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (30:14):
Here we go, Sarah. Your time starts now. What is
the currency of South Korea?
Speaker 4 (30:21):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (30:22):
What's the only letter not used in any US state? Name?
Speaker 2 (30:31):
Which country was the first to grant women the right
to vote?
Speaker 4 (30:36):
Pass?
Speaker 2 (30:37):
What was Beyonce's first number one single. What does a
tacko meter measure?
Speaker 1 (30:49):
Let's talk taco attached meter.
Speaker 2 (30:51):
Attack, tachometer, attackometer, okay, thank you, tachometer measure typometers.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
Victoria back in the studio, and while she's getting settled
and putting your headphones on and stuff, here's a question
for you, Sarah. If you had to turn your favorite
food into a perfume, what would you smell like?
Speaker 2 (31:08):
Oh, oh that's good, that is nice. What would you say,
sound really creepy? Yeah, cheesecake, Victoria.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
If you had to turn your favorite food into perfume,
what would you smell like? Chocol chit muffin? Those are
both good? You're right, I don't know. I was like
trying to think of a good one, and I was like,
wait a minute. I mean, what would you smell like?
I think I would smell like a cinnamon raisin bagel.
Speaker 11 (31:31):
Girl on a daily I was gonna say spinach.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
Oh, well, that doesn't really have much the scent. Smell
like cream corn. I think I was like cream corn
a lot. It might be one of my favorite things. Yeah,
it's seriously, I could smell, though it's not necessarily the
best smell. I wouldn't have. It's not terrible. I like it.
I just didn't know that you ate corn. Yeah, once
in a while. Nice only cream corn though, Okay? No,
did I like things? I didn't like chew very much.
(31:56):
I just like everything to be in smoothie for and
that's probably why. All right here we know Victoria thirty
seconds answer as many questions as possible. If you don't
know when, just say pass and you have to eat
Sarah outright to win. Are you ready? Yes, Sarah, you
can tell Victoria whin to go?
Speaker 4 (32:13):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (32:14):
What is the currency of South Korea? Ukes? Yeah, that's
not right. Next, what's the only letter not used in
any US state?
Speaker 11 (32:25):
Name?
Speaker 8 (32:26):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (32:27):
What's the only letter X y Z? Which?
Speaker 2 (32:30):
No, No, we're going to go with xxx. Which country
was the first to grant women the right to vote?
Which country?
Speaker 1 (32:35):
Uh? Huh? Canada? What was Beyonce's first number one single?
Speaker 6 (32:39):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (32:39):
See the ladies. What does a tachometer measure.
Speaker 11 (32:45):
The level of taxidermy in a taxidermy item? I don't
think I said taxidermy, No, we said taxolomony. What you say, tachometer?
Speaker 1 (32:56):
Oh that's all all right, Let's send it over to
the scoreboard and see how you got did with our scoreboard,
our social media producer Gabby.
Speaker 2 (33:02):
Actually, it's me. I got the score the score today.
Wait what and I will be happy to tell you.
Speaker 1 (33:08):
I was gonna say that Sarah got zero correct.
Speaker 2 (33:11):
Oh and Victoria also no no no got.
Speaker 1 (33:14):
Zero correct zero zero fly. But a time means you wins, Sarah. Congratulations, Bro,
you did it all right. Let's get the answers now
with Nina. I mean they are hard. So the currency
in South Korea no is one or one. The only
letter not used in any US state name is Q.
(33:35):
The country that was first granted women the right to
vote was New Zealand. Beyonce's first number one single was
Crazy in Love and then. A tachometer measures rotational speed,
typically an RPM. Bro, what state has been ex in it?
Where were you born? Victoria? Where were you born? I
(33:57):
have no idea what state. I can't figure it out,
but I just want to know where you Yeah, that took.
Speaker 3 (34:01):
It's time to catch a Cheater.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
Only on the Jubile Show. Alyssa is on the phone
today for to catch a cheater. She's been with her
boyfriend for five years. His name is Hector, but now
she thinks that something might be going on, so we'll
see if we can help her out. Alyssa, sorry you're
going through it, But what's up. Why do you think
Hector might be cheating on you?
Speaker 12 (34:20):
Well, last night his phone rang in the middle of
the night a couple of times.
Speaker 4 (34:25):
He's also just been kind of working.
Speaker 12 (34:27):
Later than usual, and I didn't want to wake him up,
you know, because of the falling thing.
Speaker 4 (34:34):
I didn't want to wake him up by checking it.
Speaker 12 (34:37):
But I was hoping that, you know, when he saw
these two missed calls late in the night, he might
mention it the next day and kind of be like, oh,
that was, you know, whatever it was.
Speaker 4 (34:47):
And I kind of feel like maybe I'm overthinking things now.
Speaker 12 (34:50):
But just in the last month or so, when I've
tried to like initiate getting intimate.
Speaker 13 (34:55):
He's he just says he's really tired and that he's
really stressed out from work, and you know, and then
the one time when we did kind of start to
like start things, he he.
Speaker 4 (35:08):
Couldn't okay, so that it wouldn't work right.
Speaker 1 (35:11):
Was he drinking or anything?
Speaker 4 (35:14):
Oh okay, No, he just said it's just stressed.
Speaker 1 (35:18):
Okay, Well that's possible.
Speaker 12 (35:20):
Yeah, I think it's possible, I'm but then I, you know,
I start to get in my head that maybe he's
nnched contracted to me anymore. I could go off on
a whole spiraling tangent about it, you know. And and
then the other day I borrowed his car to run
an errand and I opened up the trunk and there
was a woman's white top tucked in in the corner
(35:42):
of his trunk. And for me, yeah, for me, that
was like, okay.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
So you found you found it, woman's top in the
back of his car in the trunk was car?
Speaker 5 (35:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (35:58):
Does he hang out with any other women than you? Like,
does he have friends, sisters, cousins, anything like that.
Speaker 4 (36:04):
Nobody who lives close by, Nobody who we you know.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
Did you confront him about it?
Speaker 3 (36:11):
No?
Speaker 2 (36:12):
Has his phone ever rang in the middle of the
night before, like for work related purposes?
Speaker 4 (36:17):
No, it wouldn't make sense. I mean, like almost midnight there.
Speaker 1 (36:21):
Are pretty Is he not like a doctor?
Speaker 7 (36:25):
No?
Speaker 1 (36:26):
Well, they gad. I'm trying to think that, you know,
and you would hear like multiple times versus that's true,
that's true. Is there anybody you suspect it could be?
Speaker 12 (36:35):
I don't know, he's shy you know, so, I I
this was the last thing.
Speaker 4 (36:40):
That I would think he'd be capable of. But these
are just a couple of.
Speaker 12 (36:46):
Two coincidental things that are just making me feel really weird.
Speaker 1 (36:51):
Yeah, I mean, so he doesn't get calls on his
phone late at night.
Speaker 4 (36:55):
Usually, No, not usually.
Speaker 1 (36:57):
And he probably doesn't have other women's clothes car.
Speaker 4 (37:00):
Usually No, definitely, definitely not usually so.
Speaker 2 (37:04):
And then one last question kind of in that department.
Have you guys had problems with stress and intimacy before?
Speaker 12 (37:12):
I mean we've you know, we've gone throughout the stress
and you know, with family, with work, but it's never
gotten to that point where it's just a complete shutdown.
You know, we've both been able to compartmental wise, if
anything its helped.
Speaker 1 (37:26):
We'll see if we can figure out. Then you already
told us a grocery store, he's a rewards mabrett. So
we'll play a song come back, and then pretend to
be from the grocery store and say that he's this
month's big winner of free flowers from our flooral department,
and we'll see if he sends those cu or to
somebody else. Okay, Okay, to play a song come back,
get you have to catch a cheeter. Next, it's the
Jubile Show. Right in the middle of to Catch a
(37:47):
Cheater if you're just joining us, Alyssa is on the
phone and she thinks that her boyfriend of five years
named Hector might be messing around. So in a minute,
we're gonna call him and pretend to be from the
grocery store, that he's a rewards card membrette and say
that every month we choose one lucky rewards member who
gets three flowers delivered from a floral department, and we'll
see if he sends those to his girlfriend Melissa or
to somebody else, and then we'll know if he's cheating
(38:09):
or not. Alyssa, Before we do that, why don't you
catch us up on your situation?
Speaker 12 (38:13):
Yeah, well, Hector has been working very lately lately, much
later than usual. And then about a week ago, his
phone ring in the middle of the night a couple times,
and he was asleep. Didn't want to make a thing
of it and want to wake him up by checking it.
But then I was borrowing his car and there was
a woman's shirt in his car, in his trunk, and
(38:37):
so yeah, basically all of these things. Oh, and also
it's just kind of some intimacy issues. He's kind of
not wanting to be intimate lately, saying he's too stressed out.
And so my mind is running the damit of what
all of this could mean, if he cheating, if he
just not attracted to me anymore?
Speaker 4 (38:57):
What the hell going on?
Speaker 1 (38:59):
Okay, are you ready for us to call him?
Speaker 4 (39:01):
Yeah? I'm ready.
Speaker 1 (39:02):
Okay, here we go. Hey, this is horrible calling from
I was looking for our Rewards card member named Hector.
Speaker 4 (39:20):
Oh yeah, hi Hector.
Speaker 1 (39:22):
Please don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call.
I'm actually calling to say thank you very much for
shopping with us. You're this month's big winner. Congratulations cool.
Oh maybe you haven't seen the signs, but every single
month we choose one Lucky Rewards Card member that gets
free flowers delivered from our floor apartment. You've actually won
thirty six longstim red roses, a box of candy or chocolate,
(39:43):
and a card to be delivered to anybody that you
want with in the fifty United States of America's thank you.
It's just our little way of saying thank you for
shopping with us.
Speaker 4 (39:53):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (39:54):
I can take the information down over the phone in
just a matter of minutes. If you know you want
to send them to right now, I can do that.
Speaker 14 (39:59):
Now I know who could really use some flowers right now?
Speaker 1 (40:03):
Okay, great. First thing I will need would be the
first and last name of the person you'd like to
send the flowers to.
Speaker 14 (40:09):
Yeah, send them to a Gracy.
Speaker 1 (40:14):
Gracie. Yes, before I get the address of where you
want them delivered. Is there anything you'd like to put
on a card to Gracie?
Speaker 5 (40:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 14 (40:22):
Sure, Wayne, put down who knew you'd be the perfect fit.
Thank you so much for going the extra mile. Hopefully
I didn't stretch it out too much and throw on
like the Winkie face or something.
Speaker 4 (40:34):
Be fun.
Speaker 1 (40:34):
I can definitely not do that for you.
Speaker 4 (40:38):
Okay, you kidding me, Hector.
Speaker 1 (40:40):
This is actually the Jubile Show. It's a radio show,
and we do a segment called Stretch of Cheater where
we see if you're cheating by who your significant other
sends flowers to. And that's your girlfriend. Alyssa on the phone,
probably wondering what all that meant.
Speaker 4 (40:52):
Hopefully I didn't stretch it out too much.
Speaker 5 (40:58):
I'm not I'm I'm not cheating. What are you talking about.
Speaker 4 (41:02):
What am I talking about?
Speaker 12 (41:03):
You just sent a massive display of roses to some
named Gracie with some flirty, weird sexual notes.
Speaker 4 (41:12):
What do you mean? And then you're like surprised. I'm
freaking out. Yeah, I'm freaking out.
Speaker 15 (41:15):
I feel like my heart's gonna explode.
Speaker 1 (41:18):
A perfect fit.
Speaker 14 (41:19):
Yeah, I mean, I completely understand. Wait, not this this
makes sense. Just to hear me out. I think I
think you're the most beautiful woman on the planet. Okay,
it's that's that's not the case here.
Speaker 4 (41:31):
You're gonna need.
Speaker 14 (41:34):
I would I would be happy to. I would be
happy to. Gracie is a coworker of mine.
Speaker 1 (41:39):
Why are you sending your flowers? And that's a good question, though,
that's a great question, good questions.
Speaker 14 (41:50):
No, I I get this. This, this, this makes sense.
Just shear me out on this, okay, yeah.
Speaker 12 (41:55):
Make it makes sense that you're you're sending roses to
a coworker that I've never heard of before wars and
you're getting weird phone calls in the middle of the
night and suddenly you're staying out later and you won't
sleep with me, And then I find a woman's shirt
in your trunk.
Speaker 4 (42:12):
But no, but this all just makes sense. It's all
is just a part of your work because oh you
saw the shirt. Oh god, this is funny to you. What,
ohy wouldn't tell me? If this is also just innocent misunderstanding?
Why wouldn't you tell me? Because how do you think
you would feel if the situation were reversed and then
(42:32):
you find some men's pair of pants in my car? No,
I get the situation.
Speaker 14 (42:39):
You hear me out for a second. I can make
this all makes sense.
Speaker 4 (42:42):
Please make it all make sense. Okay.
Speaker 14 (42:45):
The other day, we have this big meeting with our
clients that are in Japan. They're the ones who've been
calling me. Japan is seventeen hours ahead of us, and
they always get the schedules mixed up between us, so
it never quite lines up at a great time.
Speaker 1 (43:00):
Okay, So those calls are from your clients in Japan exactly.
Speaker 14 (43:04):
Yes, they are a new project.
Speaker 4 (43:06):
We just started with them.
Speaker 14 (43:08):
They've been calling and our schedules are quite frankly egregious.
Speaker 2 (43:13):
It's gonna be the new like code word for getting
calls in the middle of the night from I'm sorry,
this is an interesting coincidence.
Speaker 14 (43:19):
Okay, So I'm in the meeting, I spill coffee all
over my shirt. Gracie has an extra shirt in her
car and we're about the same size, so she very
kindly let me borrow her shirt. But after I borrowed it,
I took it home so that I could take it
to the dry cleaner.
Speaker 4 (43:39):
And we are about the.
Speaker 14 (43:40):
Same size, but like I dam a little bigger. That's
what I meant by stretching it out.
Speaker 15 (43:47):
Stretching it out, I'm then a winkie face.
Speaker 12 (43:53):
That doesn't sound very innocent if you've been throwing a
winki face at the end of it, I.
Speaker 14 (43:58):
Don't It seemed kind of fun to me.
Speaker 12 (44:01):
I don't know why you didn't tell me, Like, just
give me a heads up so I don't misconstrue these
late night phone calls, Like that's okay, Yeah, I know
you work with people O receieves, so I'm expense if
people in Japan are calling you, But then like maybe silence,
you're calling after work hours.
Speaker 4 (44:15):
You're like, I don't know if you give me a
heads up, like the courtesy.
Speaker 2 (44:18):
Of Hector, Why do you think you didn't share that
pretty funny antidote about wearing your coworker's shirt that day?
Like when you got home to Alyssa, Like, I feel
like that is something that you would share with your partner.
Speaker 1 (44:30):
Like You're never going to.
Speaker 14 (44:30):
Believe this, honestly, because I was a little embarrassed. I'm
supposed to have the shirt back to Gracie like I
was the next day.
Speaker 4 (44:41):
It's been a week. I'm sorry.
Speaker 14 (44:44):
I'll admit I probably should have let you in on
the site that people be calling me late at night.
Speaker 4 (44:51):
Are you ever going to get that poor girl her
shirt back?
Speaker 1 (44:55):
Do you believe him? Jupil sounds legit to me. I mean, listen,
do you believe them?
Speaker 4 (45:00):
I mean, he's dumb enough for this all to be true.
Speaker 1 (45:03):
It's a pretty elaborate story just to make up.
Speaker 12 (45:05):
Sure, this is such a stupid hector thing. We've been
together for five years and this was very hector of him.
But please don't make me panic like.
Speaker 4 (45:17):
This ever again. Just like let me in. That's fair
on the bit, Okay, I think.
Speaker 14 (45:21):
That's more than fair, of course, I am. I'm so
sorry for putting in this position. You know, there's there's
no way I cheat on you. I have no problem
actually showing you my phone log for these calls, and
I can even I can. You can talk to Gracie
if you want to back me up. I'm so sorry
that you were ever in a position where you thought
this could be the case.
Speaker 4 (45:42):
Thank you, and maybe you can get me some flowers too.
Speaker 3 (45:47):
Of course, the Jewel shows to catch a cheater, it's
time for names.
Speaker 1 (45:53):
What's trending?
Speaker 3 (45:53):
You know?
Speaker 2 (45:53):
It turns out there really is magic in words, and
if you're trying to be more attractive or at least
get more swipes, there are certain words that you should
be using specifically to do that. I'm gonna tell you
what those are in just a secondool.
Speaker 1 (46:09):
Really you got a real future, you know.
Speaker 2 (46:13):
But before we get to the magic, this is exciting
if you're a Bridgerton fan. They have just released the
trailer for season four. Seriously, yes, wow, and we do
know when it's gonna drop. So it's gonna drop in
two parts in twenty twenty six. The first is going
to be in January on the twenty ninth, and then
the second half is going to be on February twenty sixth.
And of course, if you didn't know, the season is
(46:34):
going to be all about Benedict and his love.
Speaker 1 (46:36):
A Oh, he's a younger brother. He's the middle brother.
Oh he's still pretty hot. I mean they're all hot,
but it's just like Jonathan Mayley's the hottest. Pause he
is the hottest. Jonthan Bailey, Yeah he is.
Speaker 3 (46:48):
He's the older brother, the one who, like the last
season was no, he's in two with his season.
Speaker 1 (46:52):
Season two was his season.
Speaker 2 (46:53):
But season one is still my favorite because the duke
is my favorite boy.
Speaker 1 (46:57):
Jonathan Bailey. Yeah, really, yeah, I love him. Huh yeah,
different types. But I also just kind of think we
do confused. I need his decision on that one. Well,
I think Jonathan Maddy's hotter, but the other guy is
still really hot.
Speaker 2 (47:10):
Like, well, listen, this is a good thing. We don't
want to compete with that. We never will fight over
a man.
Speaker 1 (47:14):
Oh so yeah, that is a good thing.
Speaker 2 (47:19):
Yeah, And let's just also be honest that if you
listen to that Bridgerton music, like anything with strings just
automatically makes any type of environment more romantic, Like it
could be a jingle and they just play it on
the strings and you're like, oh.
Speaker 1 (47:33):
Yeah, yeah, that's I haven't really watched Bridgerton before except
for a few episodes, but I do like how they
take current music and then turn it into like classical
music and he's pretty cool.
Speaker 2 (47:42):
Yeah, it is so cool and so romantic. I don't
know about this next artist that I'm going to talk
about in Romance, but Tea Pain is in the news
because he's just teamed up with Crocs to put out
the very first ever boots with the fur.
Speaker 1 (47:58):
Literally, so he never done that before, No, which is
weirdly surprising. That is surprising.
Speaker 2 (48:03):
Song is so he's on the song with flow Rider
where he's like apple bottom jeans boots with that's Roman.
I know, I said, I didn't think that that was
the best transition. But Crocs are making their first ever
boots and they're called Unforgettable. These boots are leopard knee
high boots with faux fur. Whoa, and you see Tea
(48:26):
Pain proudly holding the boots with the fur for these
ads and it drops on October twenty third, So if
you want those.
Speaker 1 (48:32):
They really surprised he hasn't done that already. It's a
genius marketing. Yeah, really it is.
Speaker 3 (48:37):
I don't know why he hasn't come up with booty
shorts because he has that song bloody work.
Speaker 1 (48:40):
I just realized that right like Google it.
Speaker 3 (48:41):
And honestly, dude, you have so many new opportunities our
tender girl with a drink online like tequila.
Speaker 2 (48:48):
And he still might because you know, he hasn't put
out new music, so you just start making money off
of your old music.
Speaker 1 (48:54):
Not branding is genius. That's actually really good. I know
the business. It is the real thing. He has a
lot of booty songs too, so he could come out
with a full line. Could just keep your booty covered? Oi.
Speaker 3 (49:06):
Yeah, that could be a slogan keeping your booty covered
all the time or none of the time, which you prefer.
Speaker 2 (49:13):
I would love to hear him react to that. And lastly,
I told you there's magic in words. So think about
your profile and if you're describing yourself and you're a bio,
you want to use things that really paint a picture
like physically fit, perceptive, spontaneous, outgoing, and optimistic. Those words
(49:34):
are ninety six percent more likely to get you interaction
than any other words.
Speaker 1 (49:40):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (49:40):
Really the specific physically fit, because that's what guys want
to see.
Speaker 1 (49:47):
Yeah, but if you put.
Speaker 3 (49:47):
That word on your profile, like if I see a
guy say physically fit, and is that to turn off
or not?
Speaker 1 (49:53):
It kind of. I'm like, I don't why do I
need to know that? Can't I just see it in
the picture.
Speaker 3 (49:56):
Yeah, yeah, you don't write it on your bio.
Speaker 1 (49:59):
Yeah, be obvious.
Speaker 2 (50:00):
But I guess guys need to read that, and then
perceptive women like that one perceptive because they want somebody
that can actually like, listen and pay attention to what's
going on in their lives.
Speaker 3 (50:10):
But if you tell me a perceptive, I automatically think
you're not perceptive because you're just throwing out words to me.
Speaker 2 (50:16):
You're not part of the ninety six percent then, But
ninety six percent of people are more likely to swipe
on you if you use these words physically fit, perceptive, spontaneous, outgoing,
and optimistic.
Speaker 1 (50:26):
Okay, but have the guys you see Yeah, if you
see anybody with all those words in their thing, mostly
they also read an article or trending and just put
it in there. Well, happy dating, that's what's trending, jubiles.
Speaker 14 (50:41):
Dirty little secret?
Speaker 1 (50:42):
Hello, hey, you have a dirty little secret? I do, indeed, sweet?
What is it?
Speaker 9 (50:49):
So?
Speaker 10 (50:49):
Yeah, pretty recently I found out that my dad and
stepmom are in an open relationship.
Speaker 1 (50:56):
Okay, okay, that's look.
Speaker 10 (51:00):
So I actually just recently found out about this because
I saw her.
Speaker 1 (51:05):
I saw my stime.
Speaker 4 (51:06):
I'm out at a bar.
Speaker 10 (51:09):
Talking to someone else, and I kind of confront her
about it, and so she opened up and kind of
explained everything. So obviously, you know, we were talking. So
I sat down and we had a few drinks, and
in that moment felt like I could take advantage of
the opportunity. I ended up sleeping with her.
Speaker 4 (51:28):
That's nice.
Speaker 1 (51:33):
Relationship.
Speaker 15 (51:34):
Your dad would understand, Yeah, I mean, so that's that's
where obviously, like, I'm not going to tell my dad,
I'm not going to tell anyone else except nonus.
Speaker 10 (51:48):
Say for you are. So yeah, it's just it's a
little awkward. But that's where that's where I'm at. Or
would you do it again? I mean, it has happened again,
as long as it remains open, I mean, I don't
see the harm and continue to explore.
Speaker 1 (52:05):
Oh Jesus, the upcoming holidays, are they going to be
the first ones that you spent with your father and stepmoms?
Steps happened? Step mommy, m A M I mommy.
Speaker 10 (52:18):
I honestly, I haven't even thought that far ahead yet. Yeah,
I have to figure that one out.
Speaker 1 (52:25):
Well, good luck. Yeah, and thank you for telling us
your dirty little secret. Hey, what's up? As the jubill
shows dirty little secret?
Speaker 5 (52:32):
You have one? Yes? Sweet? What is it?
Speaker 16 (52:35):
When I was nine years old, my little sister had
a cat, a baby Cara kitten, and I was playing
with the cat and I put him on a farm.
What is it called aasling at the park?
Speaker 1 (52:48):
Oh, it's like a swing I swing, yeah, I sing, yeah.
Speaker 16 (52:51):
And I was playing with him and I thought it
was having fun.
Speaker 5 (52:54):
I was like.
Speaker 8 (52:55):
Pushing him like a like a little kid, and then
I'm noticed that he was crying, and I feel so bad.
I was only nine years old, but in then I've
never played like that with a cat. I only pat
them and stuff like that. But I was very scared.
I was a little kid.
Speaker 1 (53:11):
So is the cat still alive?
Speaker 4 (53:13):
Yeah, okay not.
Speaker 16 (53:15):
Because I'm twenty seven now.
Speaker 8 (53:18):
And it was years and years as well.
Speaker 1 (53:20):
Yeah, I was a little bit nervous that was going
to go really bad. Yeah, like the cat flew.
Speaker 8 (53:27):
Yeah, but it was just it was just like a
couple of pushes and I noticed that she had something
on his side, and I was like, oh my god,
you sweet crying And it was like.
Speaker 4 (53:37):
She was having funny.
Speaker 8 (53:41):
Yeah, I feel so bad.
Speaker 1 (53:43):
You're a sweet human if this is your dirty little secret, Yeah,
this is like a very sweet, dirty well sweet I know,
usually it would be like and then I slept with
the cat's mom.
Speaker 8 (53:53):
No, no, no, I was never.
Speaker 1 (53:57):
Thank you for telling us your little secret. What's your
dirty little secret.
Host
Jubal Fresh
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