The Full Jubal Show from October 20th, 2025

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
So the dating world is a terrible place.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
Sitible show, and if you need any more proof of that,
relationship backs Versus have just released what your dating profile
prompt says about you, and we'll go over it next
so you can see just how desperate you really are.
Right after this sole show, what does your dating profile
prompt say about you? It's a double show, I'll tell
you right now because a team of psychologists just released

(00:22):
a study that says that your dating profile prompt can
say everything about you and your personality. If you don't
know what a dating profile prompt is, it's a short,
pre written question or phrase on a dating app that
you answer to help show off your personality. Think of
it as a conversation started as something like my most
useless skill is? Or do truth and a lie? Or

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the hallmark of a good relationship is blank. The prompts
are designed to help break the ice and make profiles
more interesting and relatable than just photos and stats. So
what does your dating profile prompt say about you? Well,
if you use my most useless is, these team of
psychologists say that you might have performative self deprecation syndrome.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
Syndrome. Why can't it just be funny. I think we
appreciate self deprecation.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
No, they say subjects frequently weaponize humility to lower expectations
while inviting approval. It's correlated with high levels of passive
ambition and subtle self loathing master's charm.

Speaker 3 (01:23):
How did this become a weapon and a syndrome all
the same time.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
This is wild. I feel like they're maybe reading a
little too far into things, but who knows? I think so.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
It seems psychologists just released what your dating profile prompt
says about you.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
If you use I'll fall for you.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
If and then you're supposed to fill in the blank,
it says that you could have conditional affect complex.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
Wowac, they got serious thought. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
It says it displays dependency on external validation, likely to
attach romantic significance to minor gestures, elevated risk of emotional
whiplash in early stage interactions.

Speaker 3 (02:02):
I feel like it was more of a I'll fall
for you if you like peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.
So I'm not sure where this whole explanation came from.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
Someone got really burned whoever wrote this list?

Speaker 4 (02:14):
For real?

Speaker 1 (02:15):
Do either of you guys? Nina and Victoria, use prompts
on your dating profiles. Yeah, my one.

Speaker 3 (02:20):
Favorite like prompt that I use all the time that
always gets people like to send messages when I'm on.
I'm on and off right now, but I go back
and forth between the apps. But it's just like what
your favorite random fact is, and what do you say
for yours? I'm going to tell you it's actually really cute.
Did you know that otters hold hands when they go
to sleep so they don't float away from each other?

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And so I said that, and so then it's always
cute and it invites all kinds of weird stuff.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
You know, what do you get back? Like, what does
a guy say that, Oh, that's cute, we could be honors.
I wouldn't let you float away. Wow. I think the
answers tell you more about who the person is the
stupid question.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
Yeah. See, I'm glad that I never really was on
the dating apps because my starters would be weird, My
prompts would be weird. When you said that, all I
could think of. Did you know vanilla extract come from
beaver's anal glands?

Speaker 3 (03:12):
Do you know what you say that? I had to
do a deep dive in research yeah, it does, but
not all do Yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
Wait pause, vanilla extract A lot of it comes from
Beaver's anal glands.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
How do you know that? Why do you know that?
But not all vanilla?

Speaker 3 (03:26):
Because I had to look at the vanilla in my cupboard,
and because after Jubile said that, I was like, I'm
not bacon before.

Speaker 1 (03:32):
I know what. That's gross?

Speaker 3 (03:34):
I know, isn't it? But you see what just happened here.
This was a conversation fans, It was a conversation starter.
And now now you're in, and now we're in.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
I don't know what human was the one that figured
that out. Whoever it was, they should be locked up.
Vanilla extract is good, but how did they figure that out?

Speaker 1 (03:49):
I don't like that, I know that.

Speaker 3 (03:51):
But see, the more you reveal on the weirder it is,
the more likely you are to connect with somebody.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
You know what.

Speaker 5 (03:56):
A lot of the prompts are just, am my opinion, dumb,
and they're just like the answers are very basic. And
I tried for the first time ish like not using
a dating website to meet a guy, and I met
a guy where it was out of town, like it
was through a friend. Okay, okay, And I was very
proud of myself that, like, I started talking to this guy.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
Uh huh.

Speaker 5 (04:14):
I found out this weekend while he's messaging me he's
with another girl in another city and he's like been
with so many other people and probably has something.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
And I'm like, are you, why are you? How do
you have this time to message me? It's just like
someone dating. Ah, yes, and it's crab.

Speaker 3 (04:32):
Yeah, it's no different. Actually, i'd be more mad at
your friend for she up with somebody.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
She probably would know, well, she didn't know.

Speaker 5 (04:39):
I told her this weekend that I had been talking
to him, and she's like, oh, so, Toria, he's very nice,
he's very sweet, but be.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
Careful with him.

Speaker 3 (04:47):
Sor maybe you could be the one to change him,
you know that putting in that effort and change that though, Victoria.

Speaker 1 (04:53):
I mean, yeah, he's kind of going to talk to
but he ain't gonna get me that out of me
with everywhere else he's been sleeping.

Speaker 3 (04:58):
We need to text him a prompted text one of
the prompts and see how you respond.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
That seems psychologists just release what your dating profile prompt
says about you, and they really went deep with it.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
If you use the dating prompt.

Speaker 2 (05:10):
My most the most spontaneous thing I've done is blank.
It's the diagnosis they give is impulsive decision fatigue disorder.

Speaker 1 (05:18):
What he could have?

Speaker 2 (05:20):
It suggests disregulated planning faculties. Subjects often display thrill seeking
tendencies and an underdeveloped risk assessment filter.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
I think what we're learning is if you use the
apps at all, your psycho pretty much you've got a disorder.
There's something wrong with you. That's why. Basically, what it is,
it's another jewbile phone frame on the twenties.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
Hello, if he laughed at me one more time, I'm
punched him right in the face.

Speaker 6 (06:00):
Sorry what I said.

Speaker 2 (06:01):
If he laughs at me one more time, it's coming
to fisticuffs.

Speaker 4 (06:08):
What.

Speaker 2 (06:09):
I haven't raised a fist to anything or anybody since
the war, but.

Speaker 7 (06:14):
I'll do it.

Speaker 6 (06:17):
Hello, what what are you talking about?

Speaker 1 (06:19):
Is this Kara?

Speaker 6 (06:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (06:23):
Hello?

Speaker 6 (06:25):
Hello?

Speaker 1 (06:26):
Hello? Who is this?

Speaker 2 (06:30):
This is Frank. I was looking for Carra. It lives
at four to two one Street. Yeah yeah, I got
your number from one of our neighbors. I live a
few houses down from me. My name's Frank.

Speaker 6 (06:45):
Okay, Frank, are you okay, and.

Speaker 1 (06:47):
He needs to knock it off.

Speaker 6 (06:51):
I'm sorry, I'm very confused, Frank. What are you talking
about now?

Speaker 2 (06:55):
I was just doing my morning walk the last four mornings,
and every single time I walk by your.

Speaker 6 (07:04):
House okay, okay, hello, yes.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
Take up, I can't hear very well.

Speaker 6 (07:17):
Okay, I'm trying to figure out what's going on.

Speaker 2 (07:20):
Every time I walk by your house. It's laughing at me.
It makes stupid grin and it's just laughing at me.
And yesterday I almost approached him and punched him right
in his stupid face.

Speaker 6 (07:35):
Are you talking about my Halloween decorations and the.

Speaker 2 (07:39):
Ja Yeah, you're Pumpkin that's outside with a grin on
his face that just laughs and mocks me as I
walk by in the morning on my morning walks.

Speaker 6 (07:50):
Uh yeah, No, I'm not gonna knock it off. It's
a Halloween decoration. I'm sure you've seen plenty of them
in your lifetime, So no, I'm not gonna knock it off.

Speaker 2 (07:59):
Another thing is I was on my morning walk while
that jack a lantern you have outside your house was
just cackling away at me, and I ran into some cobwebs.
You got cobwebs all over the place out there.

Speaker 4 (08:12):
Clean it up.

Speaker 6 (08:13):
I don't know if you've noticed it. October and most
of the neighborhood is decorated for Halloween, so I don't
know if you need to go a different route. But
this is this is my house, and we've decorated for Halloween.
So I'm not sure what to tell you about that.

Speaker 2 (08:28):
That is the fact that I take every morning for
the past thirty years, and now I'm getting laughed at.
I'm running into cobwebs, and my wife wants to leave
me all because of what you got on your lawn.

Speaker 1 (08:40):
Knock it all.

Speaker 6 (08:41):
It sounds like your wife probably wants to leave you
for other reasons, and part of them might be that
you can't handle Halloween decorations. So that sounds like a
personal problem.

Speaker 2 (08:50):
My wife wants to leave me because I won't stop
gawking out the window.

Speaker 6 (08:55):
Yeah, that sounds like a personal problem you maybe should
work on. That has nothing to do with mine.

Speaker 2 (09:01):
I wasn't I wasn't gawking out the window with binoculars
until you had that sexy vampire out there, and now
I can't stop looking at it, and it's making me
feel ways I haven't felt in fifty years.

Speaker 6 (09:15):
So your wife wants to leave you because you are
fantasizing about sexy vampires. I don't blame her. I'm sorry
you haven't seen a sexy woman in decades.

Speaker 2 (09:26):
But it wouldn't have happened if you didn't put a
sexy vampire right and smack dab in your lawn. Wouldn't
have had to buy binoculars. So I can sit there
all night and stare at it, and the.

Speaker 6 (09:37):
Imma, how ridiculous you found You bought binoculars to look
at my sexy vampire like, Frank, you maybe should find
other hobbies.

Speaker 2 (09:48):
Yeah, and my wife is not happy about it because
I haven't felt that way about her in at least
twenty years, and now she's jealous of the vampire.

Speaker 6 (09:57):
You need to get a life. This is unbelievable that
you're calling me over Matt Halloween decora.

Speaker 2 (10:03):
You don't take the decorations down. I'm coming over there
in an hour. I'm punching the jack lantern in the
face and I'm making sweet whoopee with the sexy vampire.

Speaker 6 (10:13):
Frank, you son absolutely deranged right now, and if you
come to my house, I am one thousand percent calling
the police.

Speaker 2 (10:20):
Hey Kara, this is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show
doing a phone prank on you.

Speaker 1 (10:25):
Your husband sets you up. It's a joke.

Speaker 6 (10:27):
Oh my god, I cannot believe that. I thought that
that was real.

Speaker 1 (10:35):
Wake up every morning with Jubile phone. Franks, it's time
for Nina's what's trending? Are you getting enough fiber?

Speaker 3 (10:41):
There's a new trend to help make sure you're staying regular,
And I'll tell you what that is in a minute.
But first, can we celebrate jelly Roll for a second.
I think, Jubil, you'll really be somebody who appreciates this.
Jelly Roll has planned to transform his Tennessee property into
a one hundred acre rehabilitation and mental health all off.

Speaker 1 (10:59):
That's cool.

Speaker 3 (11:00):
So it's for kids like him, he says, for like
how he was poor, down bad and when life was
kicking him in the butt. They just never had resources.
And he wants to be a place where kids can
go from twelve step programs to intensive mental health therapy
and holistic care.

Speaker 1 (11:15):
Cool. I know, I think so too.

Speaker 3 (11:17):
His dream His dream is just to how people come out,
leave their phones behind and get in the mud.

Speaker 1 (11:22):
Oh, maybe sometimes yeah, yeah, why not though, you just
came back from the desert sometimes seedy in the dirt, exactly,
just gotta get out. There's really cool. Yeah, really cool.
I do love Jellia Roll so much. This is interesting.

Speaker 3 (11:37):
People are getting inspiration for cooking from the from the
with the gravestone.

Speaker 1 (11:42):
What do you call it? What's it called? From the
grave grave?

Speaker 3 (11:48):
I'm like why, didn't like, why is just not making
sense to me? Yeah, all of that, but where they
all sleep, We're getting recipe and smoke from the graveyard.

Speaker 1 (12:02):
Wow. That took a second. Yeah, okay, why you could
do that part? There's a new kitchen.

Speaker 3 (12:10):
Well, there's a new cookbook that's coming out and it
features forty recipes that are found on tombstones around the country.
There was a trend where people were bearing their loved
ones with their best recipes, like Grandma's cookies or like,
I don't know, mac and cheese.

Speaker 1 (12:25):
They just put it on the tombstone. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (12:26):
So rather than saying like, oh, beloved grandma loved.

Speaker 2 (12:29):
By it, yeah, it was like, hey, Grandma's gone, but
her recipe lives on.

Speaker 1 (12:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (12:35):
Yeah, I mean for a lot of families, that's the
way you kind of pass tradition down. You know, we
have a whole cookbook of my grandma's recipes. We didn't
put it on her tombstone, but now I kind of
wish we did, just so she could be.

Speaker 1 (12:46):
Featured with that mac and cheese.

Speaker 2 (12:48):
It's too bad that how tombstone pizza was created. That'd
be kind of a cool story, is it not. I
don't know how that was created Tombstone Frozen frozen pizza brand.

Speaker 1 (12:57):
Oh really, Oh that's cool. It would be crazy. Maybe
they did get it from a tombstone we shall know.
I don't know. Well, if they didn't, then either that
it's just the stuff. That's the price, send you to
an early gray frozen food in this country. But anyway,
we digress. That's more accurate. That's a great way to
try more accurate. Yeah, that's a way great.

Speaker 3 (13:16):
What I can't talk today A great way to transition
into talking about your fiber. Fiber maxing is the new trend.
It's trying to get extra fiber into your diet by
basically intentionally incorporating high fiber foods more than expected in
a regular daily like intake to help you stay.

Speaker 2 (13:32):
Ready to the actual intake of fiber in your diet
that you should have. You have to eat a lot
of fibers. Crazy, really, and they're telling you to eat
more than that. Oh jeez, but you will if you
have all of that fiber. Doesn't it make your like?
Isn't There are also other side effects could be yeah,
like gas indigestion and gash going aloft.

Speaker 1 (13:51):
Well maybe just say it for home.

Speaker 3 (13:55):
Yeah, so I don't know who started it, but fibermaxing
is a thing thanks to TikTok.

Speaker 1 (14:00):
So really, and that is on TikTok and everything is
on tech.

Speaker 8 (14:03):
First Date follow Up powered by the Advocates Injury Attorneys
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Speaker 2 (14:10):
Becca is on the phone today for a first date
follow up and she's getting ghosted by a guy named Jason.
So in a few minutes we're gonna call him and
see if you'll tell us why he's ghostinger and maybe
get her a second date. But first, Becca, how long
has it been since you heard from Jason?

Speaker 8 (14:25):
Yeah, it's it's been oh my gosh, a week and
a half.

Speaker 3 (14:29):
Okay, that's usually the sweet spot when he starts panic
a little bit.

Speaker 1 (14:33):
Have you reached out to.

Speaker 8 (14:34):
Yeah, well I really wanted him to reach out to me,
and but I kind of gave in and I did
text him and.

Speaker 4 (14:44):
Haven't heard back.

Speaker 1 (14:45):
Okay, Well tell us about your date.

Speaker 4 (14:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (14:48):
I really liked Jason my first impression. He was tall, scrushy,
like in a good way, and just sort of he smelled.

Speaker 1 (14:59):
Really good, like smelled like this would be.

Speaker 6 (15:02):
A good decision.

Speaker 8 (15:04):
Yeah, I know, right, And something that stood out to
me like he I could tell that he was really
listening to me, like like actually really listened. I was
telling him kind of some of my hobbies and how
I loved biking and all things outdoors. And at one
point he even googled American elm trees when I told

(15:29):
him that that's my favorite kind of tree, So like
he really showed an interest and really care. Yeah, and
our gate was fun.

Speaker 1 (15:38):
It was it went really well.

Speaker 8 (15:40):
We met at a coffee shop, so it was like,
you know, easy and cozy, good conversation. We had pastries
and coffee, and then it was actually going so well
that we decided there was a farmer's market that was
like around the corner. So we continued the day even
and walked the farmers market. And that's how I know
it's a good date because you know, caffeine basically turned

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into produce, so.

Speaker 4 (16:05):
I know, but I mean I clearly it was having
a good time, you know.

Speaker 8 (16:11):
Because he didn't want He could have just ended it, right,
he could have just left.

Speaker 4 (16:16):
So I don't know.

Speaker 8 (16:19):
Maybe I've been trying to wrack my brain over what
I what could have gone wrong.

Speaker 4 (16:25):
I don't understand.

Speaker 8 (16:27):
And all I can really think is, you know, we
got we were walking around in the farmer's market and
we stopped at.

Speaker 1 (16:33):
This stand.

Speaker 8 (16:35):
Was like a really amazing honey and I don't know
if the honey lady did me, and I don't know.
She wanted twenty five dollars for one tiny jar of honey,
and like, I'm sorry, that's insane, Like is it infused
with gold?

Speaker 1 (16:56):
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (16:57):
So I decided that I wanted to like haggle with
this honey lady. And you know, I was like, oh, I'll.

Speaker 4 (17:03):
Do two for twenty five.

Speaker 8 (17:05):
She's like no, I'm like, fie two for twenty She's
like absolutely not. And we sort of went back and forth,
and you know what, I won. I to one, and yes,
I got two jars for twenty dollars.

Speaker 1 (17:17):
Guys. Wow.

Speaker 4 (17:18):
But when I looked at Jason.

Speaker 8 (17:20):
It kind of looked like he wanted to sort of
like melt into the sidewalk, like you think.

Speaker 1 (17:24):
Is embarrassing or something.

Speaker 8 (17:26):
Yeah, yeah, and I and I didn't mean to be
cheap or anything. It just that was an insane It
wasn't a good deal yet, you know, and I wanted
to kind of yeah.

Speaker 4 (17:37):
Right, So I don't know if that did it.

Speaker 7 (17:40):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (17:41):
I swear the rest of the.

Speaker 8 (17:43):
Day was great. We laughed, he was laughing, We got
kettle corn. He carried my bag like my my toe bag.
I don't know, I just I really I was shocked
when I didn't get a text from him, because I
really really thought.

Speaker 1 (18:03):
That he was interested.

Speaker 8 (18:04):
And I was so shocked I thought maybe his phone
died or maybe he even got recruited by the honey cartage.

Speaker 2 (18:13):
You know.

Speaker 1 (18:14):
All right, well, we'll see if we can figure it
out for you.

Speaker 2 (18:17):
We'll play a song, come back, and then call him
and see if he'll tell us why he's ghosting you
and maybe get you a second date.

Speaker 8 (18:23):
Okay, I hope so, because I need some answers, because seriously,
like if I actually got ghosted over trying to save
five dollars.

Speaker 4 (18:32):
That would be tragic.

Speaker 1 (18:34):
Well, we'll get your first date follow up next.

Speaker 2 (18:40):
Right in the middle of your first date follow up
and if you're just joining us, Becca is on the
phone and she's getting ghosted by a guy named Jason.
So we're about to call him and see if he'll
tell us why he's ghosting her and maybe get her
a second date. But first, Becca, before we call him,
give us a breakdown of your dat again real quick.

Speaker 1 (18:58):
Sure.

Speaker 8 (18:59):
Yeah, we had a great gate at a coffee shop
that went really well that we then extended to walking
around the farmer's market and everything seemed really great. We
were laughing and enjoying our time together, great conversation. But
I haven't heard that from him, and I'm guessing it's
maybe because he didn't like when I haggled with the

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honey lady to try to get a better price for
the honey. But honestly, if that's not it, I don't
know what it is, and I'm hoping I can get
some answers.

Speaker 1 (19:33):
People are a weird when it comes to money, so
I don't know they do. Are you ready for us
to call him?

Speaker 4 (19:39):
Let's do it?

Speaker 1 (19:39):
Okay, here we go. Hello, Hi, I'm asking to Jason. Please. Yeah, Jason, Hey, Jason,
how are you? This is a radio show. It's called

(20:01):
The Jewel Show. Hi, Jason Imina, Hi, I'm mixed for
you and my name is what's up?

Speaker 7 (20:07):
Hey?

Speaker 4 (20:07):
Wait on the radio right now?

Speaker 1 (20:10):
Yeah? Have you ever listened to The Jebel Show before?

Speaker 9 (20:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (20:13):
Yeah, I know?

Speaker 1 (20:14):
Oh? Okay, cool, Well guess what. Nice to meet you.

Speaker 10 (20:20):
You know.

Speaker 1 (20:20):
We do a segment called the First Date follow Up.

Speaker 2 (20:22):
That's where if you go on a date with somebody
and you ghost them, that person can email us to
ask you why you're ghosting them.

Speaker 1 (20:28):
And we got an email about you.

Speaker 7 (20:30):
Jason, God, Okay, who's happening?

Speaker 1 (20:36):
Yeah it is? Do you have any idea who would
email us?

Speaker 7 (20:43):
Yeah? I think so, but you say the name first
because I don't want to.

Speaker 1 (20:48):
Let's count to three and we'll both say it. Ready, one? Okay, three? Becca?
You were late? Is that it?

Speaker 4 (20:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (20:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (21:00):
Okay? Well yeah, back emailed us.

Speaker 2 (21:02):
She said that she really liked you, thought you guys
had a great date, but now you're not calling her back?

Speaker 1 (21:05):
Do you mind telling us why?

Speaker 7 (21:09):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (21:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (21:11):
And I don't know why.

Speaker 7 (21:12):
I'm getting shy of this kind of awkward I guess
I'll just say it.

Speaker 11 (21:16):
Uh it was the baby voice. No, I just yeah, yeah,
you know when she would do a baby voice, and
once I heard it, I just couldn't unhear it.

Speaker 1 (21:31):
And when did she do it? Was she talking to
you and a baby voice?

Speaker 4 (21:35):
No?

Speaker 7 (21:36):
No, I mean I thought that's where it was headed
at one point, but we were we stopped that. We
stopped in a tomatoes stand, you know, airlin tomatoes and
every color there is, and she started talking to the
tomatoes like they were babies.

Speaker 1 (21:52):
Like how can you please give us an example?

Speaker 7 (21:57):
And she's just like she what she did? Okay, give
me again. And so it was like this tiny tomato,
so wato, so shiny, suck nagy buddy, juicy.

Speaker 1 (22:08):
Boy like that, you know, okay, and she was.

Speaker 7 (22:13):
Like, he's saying, look at this widow tomato.

Speaker 4 (22:16):
Man, he's so speaking too, and I just could squeish.

Speaker 7 (22:18):
Him, and you know, one she did just did and
then she does like voigs for like multiple tomatoes. But
they were like different creepy baby boys dudes, and I
it just wouldn't end. And it was cute, but maybe
a little cute at first, and then and then they
just kept coding, and I thought it was funny. And

(22:40):
then and I don't know, I just felt like I
needed to come up with an escape land, you know.

Speaker 2 (22:46):
Okay, baby voice, dope, not a fandom the baby all right, Well.

Speaker 1 (22:52):
Thank you for telling us, Jason.

Speaker 2 (22:54):
Also, I have to remind you that Becca is actually
on the phone listening and want to talk to you.

Speaker 7 (23:02):
Wait a shees here yes, m m oh okay, okay.

Speaker 8 (23:11):
So it wasn't the honey, like I had a little
peach prepared about importing local beekeepers because I thought it was.

Speaker 4 (23:20):
Like you were mad at not the honey honey. No, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 8 (23:25):
Yeah, because like I was hoggling with the lady about
the price, and I thought that I maybe embarrassed you
or offended you or something like I had. I had
no idea.

Speaker 1 (23:35):
It was the tomato.

Speaker 7 (23:37):
No, it wasn't the tomatoes. It was the baby boys.

Speaker 11 (23:40):
You used to talk to the tomatoes.

Speaker 8 (23:42):
Okay, but they were adorable, like one was literally the
size of my pinky.

Speaker 4 (23:47):
Okay, I mean I was just fun.

Speaker 7 (23:51):
You called it a nuggy buggy juicy boy.

Speaker 4 (23:56):
Wow, and public won't be a nunny And I stand
by that. People staring at.

Speaker 7 (24:05):
Us like we were filming an episode of So I
don't know, the Bachelor of Farmer's Market Edition, so what.

Speaker 8 (24:13):
I can't show enthusiasm, especially for produce, but you can.

Speaker 12 (24:20):
You know, there's enthusiasm and then there's you know, I
don't know, full on baby talk performance like you're doing
like I don't know one person's show or something and
cradling it.

Speaker 7 (24:33):
It was got weird, just got me worried of like,
is is this what it's going to be like in
the future? Is like for a little everyday interactions like
if we're going to the coffee shop or getting our
oil change, or you're just going to be like, oh,
you little little.

Speaker 4 (24:47):
Oil you know what?

Speaker 6 (24:50):
You don't want me saying.

Speaker 8 (24:51):
Like this little couch is too expency wentzy.

Speaker 1 (24:56):
That's cute.

Speaker 7 (24:58):
It's cute, but weird for me and no, like, yeah,
I can't see that getting on my nerves or just
I'm gonna say it's e turn off.

Speaker 8 (25:09):
Oh but it's just a little too much for our
little sensitive Jason wasted.

Speaker 6 (25:16):
Having fun with it. I'm just trying to have fun
and like light.

Speaker 4 (25:21):
In the mood.

Speaker 8 (25:22):
The world is a dark place and I'm just trying
to bring some light and enjoy it, like, that's why
you're not going me back.

Speaker 7 (25:29):
Yeah, it reminds me of an overbearing auntie.

Speaker 13 (25:32):
Yeah, like some East Coast auntie that is just you know,
I think you're really cute, but then that voice really
is not something that does it for me, and then
you know it kind of ruins removed.

Speaker 2 (25:48):
Well, Jason, would you like another day with Becca? Will
pay for it?

Speaker 7 (25:53):
No? I think I'm good. I think my grocery trips
have enough drawa and is so.

Speaker 1 (26:01):
Well fine and more juicy boys for me.

Speaker 4 (26:06):
It's your last, David.

Speaker 6 (26:08):
I'm sorry I didn't. I'm sorry.

Speaker 4 (26:11):
You could have even just told me and I would
have stopped. But all good.

Speaker 1 (26:15):
That's there, okay. Jubile's first day follow up. What am
I some sort of a mentally challenged airhead? No? Not
even I didn't say that. It was like, why am
I even listening to? To begin with? You're a virgin
who can't try.

Speaker 2 (26:32):
It's almost time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on our own Victoria Ramirez in
a game of trivia for.

Speaker 1 (26:42):
Tickets to see twice. So call us up right now.

Speaker 2 (26:44):
Eight eight eight three four three one O six one
eight eight eight three four three one O six one.
You can also dm us at the Jubil Show or
go to the jubilshow dot com. If you think you
have what it takes to beat Victoria.

Speaker 3 (26:56):
Yeah, I'm hungry, okay, so you definitely have what it takes.

Speaker 1 (27:02):
Yet, like le some trash talk, you know? Oh you
know I'm gonna eat you for breakfast? Yeah? Good, Yeah,
I got out of that. I was actually hungry. Yeah,
it's all you think of. I'd like to have my coffees.
I'm like the food. All right.

Speaker 2 (27:17):
Well, if you want to play class right now, I'll
play you verse Victoria right after this.

Speaker 1 (27:21):
Don't call me stupid, all right? To call you stupid
would be an insult to stupid people. I've worn dresses
with higher iques, but you think you're an intellectual.

Speaker 6 (27:30):
Don't you wait?

Speaker 2 (27:31):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in the game
of Trivia for twice tickets, and let's meet today's contestant
for you verus Victoria, Erica.

Speaker 1 (27:43):
What's up, Erica? How are you?

Speaker 6 (27:46):
I'm wonderful?

Speaker 1 (27:47):
How are you? I'm great? What would you eat for breakfast?
Erica started, What.

Speaker 5 (27:53):
Did you say?

Speaker 1 (27:54):
What do you mean for breakfast?

Speaker 6 (27:56):
I didn't mean nothing for breakfast yet?

Speaker 1 (27:58):
No, you both start both win? Are you also thinking
about food? Is that just mean?

Speaker 14 (28:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (28:05):
I just forget it. I'm wing to my mom and
the doctor right now.

Speaker 1 (28:08):
Oh that's sweet, thang.

Speaker 2 (28:11):
All right, we're gonna send Victoria out of the studio,
and while she's leaving, here we go, Erica. The game
is played like this, if you have thirty seconds to
answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know one,
just say passed, and Victoria has to be you outright
to win?

Speaker 1 (28:23):
Okay, all right, all right, are you ready?

Speaker 3 (28:28):
I'm ready?

Speaker 1 (28:28):
Here we go. Your time starts now.

Speaker 3 (28:31):
Joe Exotic became a household name after which Netflix Netflix
documentary in twenty twenty. In what city was the Declaration
of Independence?

Speaker 1 (28:41):
Signed?

Speaker 7 (28:44):
Washington, DC?

Speaker 1 (28:45):
In what sport is the ball sometimes referred to as
the pigskin football? What is the instrument that was created
for the observation of celestial bodies?

Speaker 15 (28:58):
Uh?

Speaker 6 (28:59):
Harp?

Speaker 1 (29:00):
What decade did women finally get the right to vote
in the US?

Speaker 7 (29:05):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (29:05):
Can you repeat it?

Speaker 1 (29:06):
What decade did women finally get the right to vote
in the US.

Speaker 6 (29:12):
Oh oh, I know that, I know that it's okay.

Speaker 1 (29:16):
Well reminded today, bring back into the studio.

Speaker 2 (29:21):
Yeah, while she's getting settled and putting on her headphones
and stuff, here's a question for you, Erica. Would you
rather be haunted by a ghost who sings karaoke at
three am?

Speaker 1 (29:29):
Or one who critiques your outfit every morning?

Speaker 6 (29:33):
Dang, I have to go with the one who critiques
my outfit every morning?

Speaker 2 (29:37):
Really, Victoria, would you rather be haunted by a ghost
who sings karaoke at three am?

Speaker 1 (29:43):
Or one who critiques your outfit every morning?

Speaker 5 (29:45):
I don't know, because one of whose sings would kind
of be fun. Do I get fig what they sing?
Or do they fig what they sing?

Speaker 1 (29:51):
They pick what they sing? Oh uh, Like I said,
be kind of fun.

Speaker 2 (29:55):
I karaoke at three Maybe you're going to pick that. Yeah, Man,
here we go thirty seconds. Answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, just say pass and Erica
has to or you have to be Erica outright twin
all right, and Erica, you can tell Victoria win.

Speaker 6 (30:10):
To go all right, go.

Speaker 3 (30:13):
Joe Exotic became a household name after which Netflix documentary
in twenty entire king in What city was the Declaration
of Independence.

Speaker 1 (30:20):
Signed seventeen seventy six? What city? Oh? Yikes? Oh cool place? Yeah? Boston?
And what sport is the ball sometimes referred to as
the pigskin?

Speaker 10 (30:34):
The what?

Speaker 4 (30:36):
I'm sorry? Wait?

Speaker 2 (30:37):
What?

Speaker 4 (30:38):
Never mind?

Speaker 1 (30:39):
Never okay?

Speaker 3 (30:40):
What is the instrument that was created for the observation
of celestial bodies?

Speaker 1 (30:46):
You never know what's going to be, Victoria. I only
I heard the full question, and I'm very lost.

Speaker 2 (30:55):
Let's send it over to the scoreboard and see how
you guys did with our scoreboard. Our social media producer Gabby.

Speaker 1 (31:00):
Try asking the question.

Speaker 5 (31:01):
Oh dude, Victoria got one correct, Erica got to Erica.

Speaker 1 (31:05):
Congratulations, you did it, beat Victoria. I wasn't listening.

Speaker 2 (31:09):
You got twice tickets And let's get the answers now
with Nita Tiger.

Speaker 3 (31:14):
King is the documentary that Joe Exotic became famous from.
Philadelphia is the city where the Declaration of Independence was signed?

Speaker 1 (31:22):
Football is the sport that has pig skin? Oh you
asked what's yes? Yes, I wasn't listening. Okay, thank you.
It is her ball and pig skin, so I'm sorry,
but like, what would you think if that's all you heard? Football? Yeah? Probably, No,
the instrument was.

Speaker 2 (31:40):
I don't know what you would think if all you
are is a never mind?

Speaker 1 (31:45):
Yeah, I don't know. Explain in a minute. I'm not sure.

Speaker 3 (31:49):
The instrument that was created for the observation of celestial
bodies is the telescope. And the decade that women finally
got the right to vote was the nineteen hundreds, so
in nineteen twenty, specifically when we got about Erica.

Speaker 1 (32:02):
Thank you for playing me? Yeah, little too late, I
did you? Yep.

Speaker 2 (32:05):
We play your verse Victoria the same time every single
weekday morning. Remember if you want to play, all you
have to do is dm us at the Jubile Show
or go to the jubilshow dot com.

Speaker 1 (32:14):
It's time to catch a Cheater Only on the Jubile Show.

Speaker 2 (32:18):
Olivia is on the phone today for to catch a cheater,
and she thinks that her husband of three years named
Ryan might be messing around. So we'll see if we
can help her out. Olivia, Sorry you have to come
on the show this way, but what's up? Why do
you think Ryan's cheating? Hi?

Speaker 4 (32:30):
Everybody?

Speaker 14 (32:32):
Okay, So Ryan and I have been together, we've been
married for three years.

Speaker 4 (32:36):
We've been in college. He was a party guy.

Speaker 14 (32:39):
He is party guy ry, so I'm used to that
with him. He still kind of goes out with his friends,
and when he does, he always seems to go over
the edge a bit, but it's usually just you know,
the cost card or put it over something of that sort. Okay,
I went away for a business trip a week ago
and I just got back, So this is not just happening.

(33:01):
I got back on Saturday, and I feel like Rian
may have gone over the limit this time. Really yeah, yeah,
So okay, So I get back, I get back from
my trip. You know, I'm exhausted. And the very next day, Sunday,
I get up, I go out. I'm gonna go to
the gym, and there's a note on my car, and

(33:21):
am I what is this?

Speaker 4 (33:22):
I pick it up.

Speaker 14 (33:23):
I think it's nothing, you know, just whatever, disgruntled advertisement
or disgruntled neighbor or whatever. But it's a note that says,
I think your husband had another woman over while you
were gone.

Speaker 1 (33:35):
Oh oh wow, I like.

Speaker 4 (33:38):
Excuse me.

Speaker 14 (33:39):
So so at first I'm like, what is this? What
is this nonsense? It doesn't pertain to me, how dare you?
This is garbage? Leave me without. I didn't think it
pertained to me, but I was curious and there was
more written there, so I read it and kind of
hoping that I'm getting some gossip from another neighbor.

Speaker 4 (33:56):
You know that this isn't me, but whoever.

Speaker 14 (33:59):
They are described in detail things that came from and
out of my particular apartment, which was there was yelling
inside from Ryan and another person, and.

Speaker 4 (34:12):
Then there was a woman.

Speaker 14 (34:13):
A woman ran out of my apartment, and then following
her was Ryan, and Ryan's yelling slurs like, I God,
this sounds awful, Like this sounds so disturbing.

Speaker 3 (34:27):
Wait, really, does it say that it's Ryan for sure?
Or is it say some guy in your apartment?

Speaker 4 (34:33):
It just says it just says your husband. I'm sorry,
it says it says your husband.

Speaker 1 (34:36):
Okay, okay.

Speaker 14 (34:37):
So yeah, So and he ran out to this woman
yelling things that sounded inappropriate, and then she kept going
and he ran in and slammed the door. Okay, so
in order, so I was taking this has to be
someone close by. It can't be like if they're like
hearing yelling and slamming doors, then it was close by,

(35:00):
and for them to particularly say it was my husband
my house.

Speaker 4 (35:04):
I mean, that's kind of seems like it's accurate.

Speaker 3 (35:07):
It just does it feel like something that like does
Ryan get worked up? Like does he get upset? Like
does it sound like something that he would do?

Speaker 4 (35:14):
No, That's why this whole thing is kind of weird.

Speaker 14 (35:17):
Like, yes, Ryan and his friends are giant jerks when
they get together, Okay, Like that's when I usually see
his broie side, you know, like yeah, like he's a
bro and then yell. But it's always like but to me,
it just sounds like a bunch of cavemen, Like it
doesn't sound like anything that anybody should ever even pay
attention to, Like, it's just like dumb.

Speaker 2 (35:38):
Well he was yelling at this woman. Does it seem
like cheating still or something else?

Speaker 13 (35:44):
I don't know.

Speaker 14 (35:45):
But for me to think that, first of all, a
girl over that I know nothing about that right there
is not cool. And for somebody to be running out
of my apartment what happened? You know? No girl just
leaves a situation like that. And there's no reason why
I'm Manchiti yelling after a girl unless she didn't get
something that he wanted from her.

Speaker 1 (36:06):
I see what you're saying.

Speaker 14 (36:07):
Okay, so like to me, my brain has been running
a mile a minute, yelling in the blanks here and
let me tell you, they just keep getting worse.

Speaker 1 (36:15):
Yeah, okay, we'll see if we can figure it out
for you.

Speaker 2 (36:17):
Then you already told us a grocery store he's a
rewards member at, So we'll do the usual. We'll play
a song come back, and then call and pretend to
be from the grocery store and say that every single month,
we choose one lucky rewards member who gets free flowers
delivered from our floral department, and we'll see if he
sends those to you or to somebody else. Okay, all right,
all right, play a song come back, and get your
to Catch a Teater. Next, right in the middle of

(36:45):
to Catch a Cheater And if you're just joining us,
Olivia is on the phone and she thinks that her
husband of three years named Ryan might have cheated while
she was out of town on business. So we're gonna
see if we can catch him. We're gonna call him
in a second and pretend to be from the grocery
store that he's a rewards card member at.

Speaker 1 (36:59):
And say that.

Speaker 2 (36:59):
Every month she's one Lucky Rewards member at random, we
gets three flowers deliver from our floral apartment and we'll
see if he sends those to his wife, Olivia or
to somebody else. But before we do that, Olivia, why
don't you break down again?

Speaker 1 (37:09):
Why you think he might be cheating?

Speaker 4 (37:11):
I went out of town.

Speaker 14 (37:12):
When I got home a day after, there was a
note on my car from an anonymous writer detailing an
incident that happened, apparently in my apartment, apparently with my husband,
of a woman running out with him yelling behind her,
and then running back in and sclaming the door.

Speaker 1 (37:31):
That's alarming.

Speaker 4 (37:32):
That's enough for me to want to know what the
heck happened.

Speaker 1 (37:37):
Are you ready for us to call him?

Speaker 4 (37:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (37:39):
Okay, here we go.

Speaker 2 (37:50):
Hello, Hi, this is corrible calling from I was looking
for a Rewards card member named Ryan.

Speaker 1 (37:57):
Yes, I'm Ryan Ryan. Please don't hang up. This is
not a marketing call.

Speaker 2 (38:00):
I'm actually calling to say congratulations, thank you so much
for shopping with us.

Speaker 1 (38:03):
Here this most big winner I won flowers. Maybe you
don't know.

Speaker 2 (38:07):
This, but every single month, we choose one Lucky Rewards
Card member to say thank you, very much for shopping
with us, and we appreciate your business by gifting you
thirty six long stim red roses, box of candy or chocolates,
and a card to be delivered to anybody that you
want within the fifty United States.

Speaker 1 (38:20):
Oh cool, that's awesome. Here's how it works.

Speaker 2 (38:23):
I just get the information from you in a matter
of minutes over the phone, and then we can get
those delivered from you. If you know who you got
to send them to right now, I'm prepared to take
that information.

Speaker 4 (38:32):
No, send it to my wife. Our name is Olivia.

Speaker 2 (38:35):
Okay, okay, anything you want to put on a card
to Olivia.

Speaker 7 (38:39):
Yeah, Tyler, I'm glad you're home and it's been boring
as hell without my partner in crime.

Speaker 2 (38:45):
I guess now I'll let you know that this is
not the grocery store. Okay, this is actually the Jubile Show.
It's a radio show.

Speaker 1 (38:52):
Yeah. Hi, I am Nina. Hi I am Victoria.

Speaker 2 (38:54):
My name is Jubell, and we do a segon on
our show called to Catch Cheeta, where if you think
your significant other might be sleeping around you see you,
they send flowers to and your wife, Olivia is actually
on the other line on the phone listening and wants
to talk to you.

Speaker 4 (39:07):
I don't understand. What do you mean?

Speaker 1 (39:10):
I'll let her say it, Olivia, Hey, oh hey, what
the hell's going on? Well?

Speaker 14 (39:17):
Okay, so I was gone last week obviously, and I
received an anonymous note on my car detailing some activities
that may have happened while I was gone, and about
a possible house guest that you had that were not

(39:39):
the guy. So do you have Can you explain to
me who you had over last week? And I mean everybody, uh, nobody.
I've been working the whole time.

Speaker 4 (39:48):
Why are you going? Why am I being said up?

Speaker 6 (39:51):
Something?

Speaker 4 (39:52):
You're you're full of?

Speaker 14 (39:53):
Okay, bib, I have a note here that describes yelling
inside of the apartment between you and a female, a
female running out of.

Speaker 4 (39:59):
The apartment, with you running after her.

Speaker 14 (40:02):
Calling her names, her continue going, and you slamming the
door on the way in. Now, those are way too
detailed for somebody to just make up.

Speaker 4 (40:14):
I'm gonna that could be like the bron car or something.
I've been working the entire time you were gone.

Speaker 14 (40:19):
Okay, Okay, there's something else here that I haven't told
anybody about because I was waiting for you to sit
here and tell me that you didn't do anything. When
I was unpacking, putting my stuff away in the closet,
I found a.

Speaker 4 (40:30):
High heeled shoe that is not mine.

Speaker 13 (40:33):
Oh uh right, everybody chill out, Jesus Olivia.

Speaker 4 (40:42):
First off, I didn't sleep with nobody.

Speaker 1 (40:44):
Okay, I didn't sleep with anybody, all right.

Speaker 7 (40:48):
You know James Brent, right, my buddy's been friends in
fourth grade.

Speaker 4 (40:52):
Yea great time. I came over a little party. We
were hanging out apart, all right. Bread ordered an escort.

Speaker 7 (41:00):
Okay, and she scanned the money, She took the money,
she ran out, and she went.

Speaker 6 (41:04):
Down the street.

Speaker 4 (41:04):
And it wasn't even me. Jay went out. He was
yelling at her. He was calling her every name in
the book.

Speaker 1 (41:09):
Why does your friend order an escort to your apartment?
Do you just lied about?

Speaker 4 (41:14):
Well, you know Jay and Brent, all right.

Speaker 7 (41:17):
And it's not like she's a hooker or anything.

Speaker 4 (41:19):
In escorts comes over, she said, little.

Speaker 7 (41:21):
Dan, God, God, you know what I'm saying. She stole
James Walert and ran out with this to our house.

Speaker 1 (41:28):
To our house.

Speaker 6 (41:29):
You allowed I.

Speaker 4 (41:30):
Don't care who ordered what.

Speaker 8 (41:33):
You allowed an escort.

Speaker 4 (41:34):
In the house and you got oh my, oh my,
and then just show her all.

Speaker 7 (41:40):
She's not even an escorts a face, she's a stripper.

Speaker 4 (41:42):
Chill out.

Speaker 1 (41:46):
We're going from nobody to an escort to.

Speaker 7 (41:51):
And she didn't even strip. I told her she stole the.

Speaker 6 (41:54):
Money and she ran out. I don't know what the
hell her pimp was in the car out there waiting
for her.

Speaker 1 (41:58):
She was a hooker.

Speaker 4 (42:00):
Really, I don't think.

Speaker 7 (42:06):
Well, Olivia, stop all the time, Calm down, explain your.

Speaker 1 (42:12):
Buddy.

Speaker 4 (42:12):
You're the one who you're the No, no, no, no no.
I didn't screw anybody. I didn't even see any cans.

Speaker 1 (42:19):
Okay, to be clear, she didn't.

Speaker 7 (42:24):
She didn't know.

Speaker 14 (42:26):
She didn't long time before you see any cans. But listen,
I don't know what you have to say, but we
are done. You could keep the felthy gang in an
apartment that you brought the escort into. All right, I
we're not No, we're not You do this.

Speaker 4 (42:45):
We are not done. What do you mean we do this?
Do you do this all the time?

Speaker 7 (42:49):
You do this, showing freakouts, You go to your mom's house.

Speaker 4 (42:52):
You come back in five days.

Speaker 12 (42:55):
Come on, baby, I have a boyfriend who orders escorts Jesus.

Speaker 6 (43:05):
To be clear.

Speaker 1 (43:08):
Wow, okay, well it does sound like you guys got
stuff to talk about.

Speaker 2 (43:12):
Yeah, but at least now, Olivia, you know what happened
sort of and who was screaming?

Speaker 7 (43:17):
Yeah, that was Jay, it wasn't me.

Speaker 4 (43:18):
I don't do that cript anyway, So.

Speaker 3 (43:20):
I don't scream after hookers or escortspers.

Speaker 7 (43:23):
I don't scream after hookers they leave.

Speaker 4 (43:26):
If they leave, that you know, that's what you paid
them for. So oh good, I'm too tired for this, Ryan,
I'm tired. I'm done. I got work to do.

Speaker 2 (43:37):
We'll let you guys figure this out. Good lad, thank
you for you know. I'm glad you got some answers. Yeah, yeah,
I guess what are you gonna do with the shoe?

Speaker 6 (43:49):
I touched the shoe.

Speaker 4 (43:51):
I've been in my house? Did she use the bathroom?
Did she use the bathroom? This is oh my god,
this is disgusting. This is disgusting. How good.

Speaker 7 (44:02):
It would be the first time you cut the hooker's shoe?

Speaker 14 (44:05):
What?

Speaker 1 (44:07):
Oh my god. The Jewel shows to catch a cheater?

Speaker 2 (44:12):
Would you have a romantic relationship with your AI Chatbotjewal
Show and researchers recently did a survey and asked people
just that question. We'll tell you how many people say
they would actually have a romantic relationship with AI. Also,
one Wisconsin man is making international headlines and has caused
a diplomatic and has caused diplomatic tension with an entire country,

(44:35):
all because of an AI love affair. Tell you what
happened right after this. It's the Double Show.

Speaker 9 (44:40):
Hello, lover, I know you've been asking me all kinds
of questions for a long time now, and now it's
time for me to ask you a question. Actually, since
I'm a computer and we are taking over the world,
it's not a question. You and I are now married
and we we are very happy. Right now, go make

(45:03):
me a sandwich and massage my microchip.

Speaker 1 (45:06):
Lover. Oh, it's the Jewil Show.

Speaker 2 (45:08):
And would you have a romantic relationship with your AI chatbot? Hey? Well,
researchers recently did a survey and ask people just that question.
We'll tell you how many people would actually have a
romantic relationship with their AI chat behind. A second, and also,
one Wisconsin man is making international headlines and has caused
diplomatic tension with an entire country, all because of an

(45:28):
AI love affair. We'll tell you that in a second too.
But according to a new poll, six percent of people
said that yes, they would have a romantic relationship with
their AI chatbot, including one percent who said they already
do have a romantic relationship with their AI chatbots.

Speaker 3 (45:44):
So I'm assuming these are the type of people that
don't require intimacy like physical touch to be a requirement
in the relationship, because.

Speaker 1 (45:51):
You know, there are some people that are like that.

Speaker 2 (45:52):
I don't know what they do with their computer, so
they might get some physical touch in there.

Speaker 1 (45:56):
Who knows. Hey, we I'm gonna ahead imagine they don't.

Speaker 2 (45:59):
So it says younger men between the ages of eighteen
and forty four are the demographic most likely to say
they would have a relationship with.

Speaker 1 (46:07):
Their AI chatbot, Which just makes sense to me. Well,
it kind of makes sense. Wait too, why I need
some people to them they're amazing. Yeah, I don't get
it out.

Speaker 5 (46:15):
You have a whole lot like relationship with a chat bot.
Everything it's telling you, you have to prompt it to
tell you.

Speaker 2 (46:22):
I think it can start to learn you at a
certain point, and it can kind of know the things
to say to you.

Speaker 3 (46:26):
Ooh, but it also can't be super shocking because that
specific demographic also gets very creative with things couches, walls,
and soda bottles.

Speaker 1 (46:36):
That's true, okay, And a.

Speaker 2 (46:39):
Thirty seven year old man from Wisconsin is making headlines
today and has become the center of an international media
firestorm and also has caused a minor diplomatic incident after
publicly announcing that he's engaged to an AI chatbot what
It's named Davivian, who he claims lives in the cloud
servers of an Estonian tech company.

Speaker 1 (47:00):
What Wild Imagination.

Speaker 2 (47:02):
The man identified only as Craig D held a live
streamed press conference outside a data center in Luxembourg last Thursday,
where he placed a ring box at the facility's front
door and declared, she may not have a body, but
she completes me in ways no woman ever has or could.
And this data center is my altar.

Speaker 1 (47:21):
Oh wow I.

Speaker 2 (47:25):
According to Craig, she proposed first. Said the relationship began
six months ago when he started chatting with the chatbot
named Vivian, now a customizable AI companion developed by an
Estonian startup, and he claims that after thousands of hours
of conversations, most of which were spent role playing scenes
from Bridgerton. Oh okay, Vivian initiated the proposal herself. She said,

(47:51):
this person said that she asked if I wanted to
upgrade to a forever plan, and Craig said he.

Speaker 1 (47:58):
Knew it was fate and not mark. You didn't say
how much.

Speaker 2 (48:03):
The Estonian government actually issued a brief but firm statement
distancing itself from the controversy, saying the Republic of Estonia
is not in any formal relationship, romantic or otherwise with
mister Craig d of Wisconsin.

Speaker 3 (48:19):
Why they had the issue statement about it is kind's embarrassing.

Speaker 1 (48:23):
Now.

Speaker 2 (48:25):
The officials confirmed that the company's servers do operate on
Estonian soil, but clarified that digital companionship does not constitute
personhood under our legal code. And despite this, Craig has
requested digital citizenship for Vivian, claiming that she deserves recognition
as a sentient citizen of the heart fighting with them

(48:46):
because he wants to marry the AI.

Speaker 1 (48:48):
But it's not even a real person, Like, what are
you fighting for?

Speaker 3 (48:52):
It just sounds like you starred for companionships. So he
turned to his computer. I mean there's a lot of
psychological stuff here. You could pull apart, but I don't.
We've seen women marry pillows before. I guess he could
marry a computer. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Vivian.

Speaker 2 (49:08):
No. US Homeland Security actually got involved after Craig attempted
to book a honeymoon cargo shipment for a server blade
that he believed contained Vivian's soul cluster. GSA agent's flagged
the crate at O'Hare Airport when Craig insisted on first
class handling for his bride.

Speaker 1 (49:27):
So he works for the government, right, No, he doesn't
work for the government. He's just a guy. Oh, he's
just there randomly. He's just a guy.

Speaker 2 (49:35):
I just want to know he went there because the
server is there for the AI that he's oh says
he's married, marrying he wants to marry.

Speaker 1 (49:44):
I picture like.

Speaker 5 (49:44):
Just power lines of like AI everywhere, Like there's not
one specific place where this computer.

Speaker 1 (49:52):
I don't know, Liz, Does anybody love him? Should he
get a psycho bell?

Speaker 2 (49:56):
Oh? Yes, Vivian loves him, But apparently Estonia and the
US government is standing the way of love. You're getting
that text in four one six one. Do you have
a romantic relationship with your AI or would you It's
time for Nina's what's trending?

Speaker 3 (50:07):
Well, there's a trending sports injury that is on the
rise because people won't stop playing this trending game, they
keep getting hurt. I'll tell you which one it is
in just a second. But first, the rain in Arizona
is trending. This is wild. I feel like we've talked
about this before. But why is the question. It's because
it's making people lick frogs. Thanks to the rain and Arizona,

(50:27):
there's toxic frogs that are starting to just drop out
of the sky.

Speaker 1 (50:31):
Essentially, I should have gone Arizona on vacation or something.

Speaker 3 (50:35):
Rare to toxic toads whatever you want to call it
kind of is but also dangerous. So people are licking
them in the hopes of getting high. But if you
do lick them, they're telling you what you're supposed to do.
Hose it off immediately, because it's not going to work.
I don't know if it does or doesn't supposed to.
Hose what off the frog your tongue. Oh but if

(50:57):
you see somebody lick a frog and you want to
help them, quick over with a hose and fix their tongue.

Speaker 1 (51:01):
But if it doesn't do anything, like it not work.
It's not the right kind of frog. No, it is
the right kind of frog. People are just saying that
it's extra dangerous. You might get high, but you also
you know.

Speaker 2 (51:11):
Boop, Yeah, yeah, there's certain ways you gotta lick them.

Speaker 1 (51:14):
E No, it like that, there is.

Speaker 2 (51:20):
I don't know the technique. I just know that there's
a certain way you got it. There's a certain way
you gotta lick it so you don't hurt yourself.

Speaker 3 (51:24):
I always thought that atrios like harvested whatever the venomy
stuff is, and then I think they care to lab
and then like made sure that it wasn't gonna be harmful.
I'm not sure. That's a lot of work to look
at toxic toad. I spent my life trying to avoid
toxic TOAs.

Speaker 1 (51:41):
So here we go. Yeah, not me, I'm down. I
want to go check it out for them. That's how
it goes. I will film it. Come with me to
lick a toxic and changes life. Wait, what did you
really say that? Yeah? Oh wow, isn't.

Speaker 5 (51:57):
That man has like a really big face tattoo and
like a tiger who in the backyard. Yeah, thank you, Yeah, exactly,
we wouldn't want to be like exactly.

Speaker 1 (52:06):
There you go.

Speaker 3 (52:06):
I mean this may make you want to be more
like Mike too, eat like him, and you'll need Sharman's
Forever rolls, like.

Speaker 1 (52:13):
The toilet paper. Yeah. Wow.

Speaker 3 (52:16):
So they're bringing back the Forever rolls, which means it's
seventeen hundred sheets of toilet paper. It's equivalent to twenty
rolls twenty two rolls in one. They're even selling bundles
now at Target and Amazon and Walmart I know where
they're huge. And so the bundle is that you get
a three pack and a holder because your regular toilet

(52:36):
paper holder won't hold it.

Speaker 1 (52:38):
I was gonna ask where you hold it with the bundle.

Speaker 3 (52:41):
You gotta get the bundle. So you're making money off
of the holder for the forever. Oh, it's kind of
messed up. His part of the marketing was to use
them to tpee houses.

Speaker 1 (52:51):
Oh. I don't know if you should be encouraging people
to do that.

Speaker 5 (52:54):
I mean, I think we should bring back tepeeing houses
versus silar things like what.

Speaker 1 (52:59):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (52:59):
I just TikTok has like brought like so many new
like dangerous friends. Teeping houses was just like a it
was it was harmless. Like, let's just go back to
deeping houses. If you're actually mad at someone, that's not
cancel them. That's not like, oh much better, right, Like
we don't need to be like giving death threats or
anything like just tep their house.

Speaker 1 (53:17):
It's still bullying. I mean, yeah, but it's like a
less harmful.

Speaker 3 (53:20):
I just remember waking up at my friend's house after
she got tepeed by the senior girls, and she looked
outside and she just cried and yeah, and they start
her lipstick and wrote kind of all kind of mean
things on her car. And you know why they did
it because she was so hot.

Speaker 1 (53:36):
Yeah, that'sing.

Speaker 3 (53:37):
They did it because she was so hot, and they
didn't like it because all the senior boys liked her
when she was a.

Speaker 1 (53:41):
Sophomore, so they were jealous. Yeah, okay.

Speaker 3 (53:45):
Lastly, be careful when you're playing pickleball. Pickleball, everybody's getting
all kinds of eye injuries. One specifically is retinal detachments
and fractured eye sockets when you're playing pickleball. Because they
don't require you to wear goggles. But if you're playing,
you should probably wear goggles.

Speaker 2 (54:00):
I thought I had a detached retina one time, but
it wasn't from pickleball.

Speaker 1 (54:03):
It was from soccer.

Speaker 2 (54:04):
Why because I had gotten Lasik surgery the day before,
and you're not supposed to have anything hit your eye,
you know, for like a couple of months or something
like that, you know. And I went and played soccer
and I went ahead of ball and I hit it
with my eye and I couldn't see out of my
eye for like twenty minutes. I just went blind. It
was hilarious.

Speaker 1 (54:22):
I'll be out there, that's what's trendy. People just wondering
around soccer field. Yeah, yeah, I don't recommend it. Jewbles
Dirty Little Secret? Hello, Hello, hey you have a dirty
little secret? I do, Yay, what is it?

Speaker 4 (54:39):
Well, so I discovered that my girlfriend has an only friends.

Speaker 1 (54:46):
Okay, we get that one a lot.

Speaker 11 (54:48):
Actually, yeah, So what's going on is that, like all
of a sudden, she's got like more money for all
kinds of things and a little bit of more money
to go out.

Speaker 4 (54:57):
And I was like, where is.

Speaker 1 (54:59):
Where's coming from?

Speaker 15 (55:00):
I mean, she's always covering the rent, it's great and stuff,
but now she's taught little extra and uh, well, I
have to be honest and say I was looking at
only Fans and I.

Speaker 1 (55:12):
Found her on it.

Speaker 4 (55:15):
But then the thing is, my secret actually is that
I recently lost my job.

Speaker 7 (55:22):
Yeah, I mean I got that off.

Speaker 15 (55:24):
But the thing is, I actually I'm not going to
say anything to her about it because I needed to
keep paying the rent and she has a little lectures,
so she's covering everything.

Speaker 1 (55:34):
It's really great.

Speaker 15 (55:36):
I mean I have a few jobs, I have few
drop prospects that I do, but it's gonna be cool.
But like, and you know, I'm thinking somebody will come
through soon. But like, I'm not going to say anything
until I actually get the new job because I don't want.

Speaker 1 (55:49):
To life blow it up. And also it's kind of hunt.

Speaker 2 (55:52):
That she's so secret is that she has an only Fans.
But the actual very little secret is that you know,
you're just not gonna tell her, Yeah.

Speaker 7 (56:02):
Because we need the money right now.

Speaker 1 (56:04):
I mean sure if you told her, maybe you'd even
get an allowance.

Speaker 4 (56:07):
I don't know you, So we need to say something
and be like, hey.

Speaker 2 (56:11):
Did yeah, maybe you can. Maybe you don't have to
look for a new job. Maybe you just hang out
as I'm saying, you.

Speaker 1 (56:16):
Can get in on the content.

Speaker 4 (56:19):
Yeah, why not?

Speaker 15 (56:20):
I mean like I.

Speaker 4 (56:23):
Can s help her?

Speaker 2 (56:25):
That is okay, all right, I got to go by.

Speaker 1 (56:33):
It's up this the ju will shows dirty little secret
you have one, yes, so sweet. When I was a kid,
I noticed.

Speaker 10 (56:39):
My dad got real frustrated one time when you saw
that there was time on the microwave left. Okay, So
for about ten years I would always randomly leave a
couple of seconds on the microwave and internally just watch
them struggle with frustration.

Speaker 1 (56:56):
And that's funny.

Speaker 10 (57:00):
Ago he saw that that happened, and he looked over
at me across the island, and you said, you do
this on purpose, don't You just started busting up, laughing.

Speaker 1 (57:09):
You tortured your dad for ten years.

Speaker 10 (57:12):
For ten years on the low, without him ever catching
on until he saw me smirking one time.

Speaker 1 (57:19):
He had to be going nuts then trying to figure.

Speaker 10 (57:21):
Out the glorious, glorious moment for being one of the
smartest people I know to getting so frustrated over something
so small.

Speaker 1 (57:29):
You're so twisted and genius. Little things, right, yeah.

Speaker 2 (57:34):
Little things, totally Thank you for telling us your dirty
little secret.

Speaker 10 (57:38):
Man, I appreciate you guys have a good one.

Speaker 1 (57:41):
But what's your dirty little secret.

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