BONUS - Florida Man Running Male Enhancement Clinic Out Of Camry, Can You Real vs Fake News?

In this hilarious and mind-bending segment of The Jubal Show, we challenge you to figure out what’s real and what’s fake in today’s viral headlines. From a UK AI detective arresting a teen over a bag of chips, to a Florida man running a male enhancement clinic out of his Toyota Camry, to mimes allegedly stealing jewels from the Louvre, can you separate fact from fiction? Test your news-spotting skills and laugh along with these outrageous stories that people actually believed!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
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up there yesterday and nothing has happened. Oh no, no.
See how easy it is to create fake news.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
That's why every single week we bring you the cleverly
named segment real News or Fake News, where I read
a news story that's gone viral this week, and you
have to tell me if it's a fake.

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One or a real news story.

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For real news or fake news, the segment where we
bring you a news story from the week that's gone
viral and you have to tell me if it's a
real news story or a fake news story that people
actually believed. Let's do it right now. Test your skills
at spotting fake news. Here's is your first headline for
real news or fake news. AI detective's arrest team for

(01:08):
chip bag weapon in beta trial testing.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
I don't know what that is. Here's the details of
the story.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
This is out of London and what's being called a
wake up call for humanity. A new AI powered detective
system in the UK has made international headlines after its
first prosecution. A seventeen year old was arrested under suspicion
of carrying a weapon and when the weapon turned out
to be a crumpled bag of cool ranch Dorito's Oh no.

(01:34):
The arrest took place last Thursday in a suburban town
outside of Manchester in the UK's newly launched Apex Sentinel
AI Detective Service or ASSADS, is undergoing beta testing. The teenager,
who his name is being withheld due to law, sat
on a bench eating a bag of Doritos when the

(01:55):
Apex Sentinel AI Detective Service unit flagged the bag as
a metal like object with hostile configuration and the robot
has the ability to apprehend and take people into custody,
it promptly arrested the boy and transported him to the
police station, where he was then booked and put into
a holding cell until human officers checked data and camera
footage and saw that the boy was arrested for.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
Just eating a bag of chips.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
Wow, apparently this machine has also arrested a juggling street
performer fat for wielding a weapon and a nursing mother
for indecent exposure. Oh, it has been decommissioned while they
quote work out the kinks.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
Quote is this a real new story or a fake
news story? I feel like I have to go with fake.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
I can't imagine like a terminator type object walking around
arresting like breastfeeding mom.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
I just can't. I have to go with fake. In
the same fake victoria. You think it's real or fake?

Speaker 2 (02:45):
I want to say real, but also I think it's
fake because you could easily just throw a glass of
water on that guy.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
And there he goes malfunctioning. This is a real news story.
Who show you how that is getting with AI?

Speaker 2 (02:58):
Now?

Speaker 1 (02:58):
Are you serious?

Speaker 2 (03:00):
Day?

Speaker 1 (03:00):
Now you can just get arrested for standing and eating
a back of chet.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
Luckily it has been decommissioned until they work out the
kinks whatever they're sorry, Yeah, exactly, that's terrifying. Here's another
headline for real news or fake news? The segment where
I give you a news story that's gone viral this
week and have to tell me if it's a real
news story or a fake one that people actually believed.
Here is another headline, Florida man busted for illegal male
enlargement clinic inside of his nineteen ninety four Toyota camera.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
Wow, real just because of Florida.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
I mean, once you hear in Florida, you can already
kind of assume that it might be real.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
But this story is insane.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
Here's the details In one of the more absurd episodes
of What Were You Thinking?

Speaker 1 (03:37):
Detectives have arrested thirty.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
Eight year old Orlando Doc Ramirez for allegedly performing illegal
peep enhancements in the back of his green nineteen ninety
four Toyota Camry parked outside of a South Miami Strip mall.
Police say Ramirez advertised his quick book suite on Instagram
under the handle at Camory Clinic and then numbers after it.

(04:04):
Battery cables became clamps and a ring light doubled as
a surgical lamp, and the heating events served as makeshift
autoclave trays, it said an investigator in the case. This person,
Ramira's allegedly charged clients between two hundred and eight hundred
dollars depending on add ons. I mean what he admitted
to learning the procedures from YouTube tutorials and parking his

(04:27):
camera outside of strip malls for last minute consultations. And
the crazy part of the story is all of the
procedures that he did in his Toyota Camra eighteen total
were successes, and the people said they would go back
to him in a heartbeat because he did such a
good job. No a lot on YouTube, you really can Okay,
So is this a real news story or a fake
news story? Florida man busted for illegal mail enlargement clinic

(04:49):
inside of his Toyota Camra. I'm really leaning towards fake
because if something happens, can't you bleed out from that
part of the.

Speaker 1 (04:54):
Body and like be done? Skis Yeah, I'm sure. No.

Speaker 2 (04:58):
It's shocking that eighteen people, eighteen people trusted this guy
that says he's a doctor in his nineteen ninety four
too to Camra to do a procedure on them. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (05:06):
I think that Victoria think it's real or fan I
think it's real? Are you kidding me?

Speaker 2 (05:10):
It's a Florida man in the back of his camera
absolutely real, and our healthcare system in this country is
so bad. I'd be like, hey, man, you're in a
nineteen ninety four to Camray. Pretty sure you're not a doctor,
but can you give me in this week at least?
Like I'm wait like a month.

Speaker 1 (05:23):
Yeah on YouTube? Yeah you do have that, bro, this
is a real news story. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (05:31):
Well the man busted for a legal male largement clinic
inside of his nineteen ninety four Toyota camera.

Speaker 1 (05:36):
I have to see one. I think he is busted.
While he was like mid procedure, like just let me
finish this up, and the.

Speaker 2 (05:42):
Person he's doing it on is like, please let him finish.
Here's another headline for real news or fake news. The
semement where I read a news headline from the week
has gone viral. You have to tell me if it's
a real one or a fake one that people actually believed.
Your next headline is a French police make arrest in
Louver museum heist but can't understand confessions. Oh, French police
make arrests in Louver museum heightst but can't understand the confessions.

Speaker 1 (06:06):
Here is the news story.

Speaker 2 (06:08):
After an estimated one hundred million dollars worth of jewels
were stolen at the Louver in Paris. The museum director
was someone to appear before French lawmakers amid the going
investigation and manhunt, and they actually have arrested three people
that they believe are the culprits.

Speaker 1 (06:23):
Who stole the jewels from the Louver.

Speaker 2 (06:25):
Unfortunately, the story says they arrested three mimes who still
had the jewels on them and when questioned, the mimes
won't give any details because well, they're mimes.

Speaker 1 (06:37):
Is that a real new story or a fake news story? Fake?

Speaker 2 (06:40):
I thought, I just read that they melted it down already.

Speaker 1 (06:45):
Ye hundred percent fake.

Speaker 2 (06:46):
But the sad part is there are some people that
actually believed it because it went viral, so they were
sharing the mimes we got busted for the museum ice.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
I believe that people believe that. Yeah, I believe