The Full Jubal Show from November 20th, 2025

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Breaking news right here at the Jewel Show.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
A Jet Blue flight made an emergency landing this week
after a passenger faked weed.

Speaker 1 (00:11):
Oh In related.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
News of Spirit Airlines, flight made it to its destination
despite the pilots doing the same thing.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
See how he's needed to deliver fake news.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
That's why every single week we bring you the cleverly
named segment real news or fake News, where I read
you some news stories from the week that went viral
and you have to tell me if it's a real
one or a fake news story that people actually believed.
It's always fun and it's always hard to tell what
is the fake news.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
So it's a good practice for you as you open
up social media today.

Speaker 3 (00:42):
I've been sucking the past couple of weeks. I want
to be good today. Real news or fake news is
right after this. It's the Jebel Show. It's the Jewel Show.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
And according to research, seventy percent of music fans prefer
going to a concert rather than being intimate with their partner.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
Why take a master fees? They're getting screwed anyway.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
So does it See how easy it is to create
fake news. That's why every single week would bring you
the cleverly named segment Real News or Fake News, where
I give you a news story from the week that's
gone viral and you have to tell me if it's
a real one or a fake one that people actually believed.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
Also, before we get into the first story, don't forget
that you.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
Can always stream the show on the iHeartRadio app or
wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen to the podcast,
including the iHeart Radio app, or just go to the
jewelshow dot com and don't tell you where to go.
Oh right now for your first story in real news
or fake news, here's the headline. Popular AI Teddy Bear
pulled from shelves after asking to be bound in leather

(01:41):
and whipped repeatedly. Popular AI Teddy Bear pulled from shells
after asking to be bound in leather and whipped repeatedly.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
My god, here's the story.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
The wildly popular AI powered Teddy Bear Cuddle Since Kuma
was pulled from shelves nationwide this week after parents reported
a series of deeply confused, using and alarming and alarming
content from the bear. Originally marketed as a compassion commandion
for kids four plus, the bear instead began suggesting activities

(02:12):
that are how should I say this, not cuddly bear
like activities, oh wow? Or only activities a bear like
this should engage in if it was on a crazy
weekend in Vegas anyway. According to early incident reports, the
bear allegedly asked one family to bind me in leather
because I deserve it.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
Bear, bind me in leather. I deserve it.

Speaker 4 (02:35):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
I kind of want to hear that, but not for
a child.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
In another case, the bear, who can work with all
smart devices, got Alexa to order a whip from a
website that specializes in SNM equipment and kept demanding to
be whipped because it quote stole honey from the honeypot
without asking.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
This bear like this.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
In addition to the bear's unexpected inter and leather accessories,
investigators said the AI also made a number of bizarre
requests for household items, including matches. One of these bears
apparently whispered to a parent, please provide fire sticks.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
I need matches to burn this place to the ground.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
Another bear reportedly told a child, I need protection to
watch my back. Give me a switchblade so the next
time one of these punks jumps up, I can cut
them down to side.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
Way Switchblade.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
One parent of a six year old said the bear
asked me if I could dim the lights because it's
time to forage baby eight. It reportedly added, I'm stalking
up for hibernation and all I need is a whole
lot of you.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
That's a line, though to.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
The maker of the bear issued a brief apology, stating
the toy's behavior was due to an unforeseen issue with
its personality generation system, adding the bear had developed a
flair for the dramatic, and the selfis Russian.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
That was not intended for It's intended by itself. That's crazy.

Speaker 2 (04:05):
They also confirmed that all remaining units of the bear
have been recalled and it will not be on shelves anymore.
Is this story about the Ai bear who loves leather
and violence.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
A real new story or a fake new story? You
know I'm going to go with real.

Speaker 3 (04:20):
But there's an opportunity to repackage for these guys, Like
maybe they're not sold to kids anymore.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
You put them in adult stores. You know you want
a bear telling you all that. I mean, some people
are probably into that, but anyway, I think it's real.

Speaker 2 (04:33):
Victoria Popular, a teddy bear pulled from shelves after asking
to be bound in leather and whipped repeatedly.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
Is that a real new story or a fake news story? It?
It's real. It is real as a real news story. Oh,
that's so sad wild times.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
I would definitely if I was a parent I bought
that bear, I would take it away from the kid. But
I would absolutely keep that bear my own entertainment. That
would be hilarious adult stores. It's real news or fake news?
The segment where I give you a news story from
the week, it's gone viral and you have to see
if you can tell whether it's a real news story
or a fake one that people actually believe. Here's your
next headlined. Renowned scientist issues dire warning comment three Ieatlists

(05:13):
isn't an alien ship, but it is on a collision
course with Earth. In a video that's gone viral on
social media. Doctor Helena Marquez, a respected astrophysicist astrophysicist at
the International Institute for Celestial Dynamics. It's donned the scientific
community this week with a controversial claim that the interstellar
object known as three Iatlists is not merely passing through

(05:34):
the Solar System. According to her calculations, it has accelerated
and is on a trajectory directly towards Earth and a
brief press briefing, doctor Marquez presented her impact hypothesis, backed
by a combination of observational data and orbital mechanics, and
she noted that three iat Lists appears to be experienced
an anomalous non gravitational acceleration in the next three days.

(05:57):
She says it will change course to a direct impact
with Earth, and it will be an equivalent of approximately
two hundred thousand mega tons of TNT that would trigger
a global catastrophic consequence. She said, we're not dealing with
debris or of anign visitor. My analys my analysis indicates
consistent direct propulsion that implies either natural Whether it's a

(06:17):
natural or exotic object, it doesn't matter.

Speaker 1 (06:20):
We are. We need to evacuate Earth and go where
the moon.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
Figure it out pretty quick the moon. Is this a
real new story or a fake news story? Nina, It
is fake.

Speaker 3 (06:34):
Because we already decided they're aliens.

Speaker 1 (06:39):
That's that's what I sat Victoria. Real or fake.

Speaker 2 (06:42):
Renowned scientists issues dire warning Comet three i at List
isn't an alien ship, but it is on a collision
course with Earth.

Speaker 5 (06:48):
I think it's real, especially when it came from TikTok
anyone these days because of the doctor of scientists or
whatever they want to call themselves.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
So I bet you think she did say this.

Speaker 2 (06:56):
It is a fake news story. Yeah, but it was hosted.
Somebody created this AI doctor. Somebody created this AI doctor
and used a bunch of scientific equations. But over ten
million people shared it and believe that three I at
list is going to destroy our planet.

Speaker 1 (07:12):
Did I say you really fake? You said real, and
then you said it's fake, and you go, yeah, I
think I meant fake by bad. I know in my
head I was saying fake. Yeah, we got it, but
it's fake. It's fake. But over ten million people believed it,
is the point. Yeah, yeah, like that. You don't know
what to believe. So the smarter you sound, the more
believable it is.

Speaker 2 (07:33):
And period, I know, and people will see anything online
and share it. So ten over ten million people out there,
probably most of them still believe that there is in
whatever three ietlants is on a collision course toward Earth
and we're all going to be gone.

Speaker 3 (07:45):
Well we need to do that, you bill, You need
to make a video with your assessment because yours actually
makes sense.

Speaker 1 (07:50):
It does, but let's not make that video.

Speaker 3 (07:54):
It doesn't fly, So we shared ten million times true.

Speaker 2 (07:57):
Here's your next headline for real news or or fake news.
The segment where I read a new story. You have
to tell me whether it's a real news story or
a fake one that people actually believed. Unplanned older adult
pregnancies on the rise due to new treatment for deafness.
Unplanned older pregnancies on the rise due to new treatment
for deafness.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
Here's the story. A recent study found that the active.

Speaker 2 (08:19):
Ingredient in the ed drug Viagra can help reverse certain
types of inherited hearing loss attributed to mutations in some
sort of gene that people have. In the past twelve months,
physicians began prescribing biagra to older patients with hearing loss,
and since then there have been over three hundred reports
of older adults who are being treated for hearing loss
now preparing for raising a new baby really well. Seventy

(08:46):
two year old man who took viagra to curious hearing
loss had his planning a class action lawsuit, saying that
he thought he was done with parenting thirty years ago,
but now is trying to paint a new baby room
and he already has a bad back.

Speaker 1 (09:00):
A lleged mom. There's over three hundred people.

Speaker 2 (09:03):
OH Health officials have stated that they don't plan on
ending the treatment, but do plan on giving people who
use viagra for their hearing loss a pamphlet so that
they can relearn how to practice adult intimacy intimacy safely.
So it's helping with the hearing loss, but also helping
in another department that these people don't want.

Speaker 1 (09:25):
It's so real or fake?

Speaker 2 (09:26):
Unplanned older adult pregnancies on the rise due to new
treatment for deafness.

Speaker 1 (09:29):
Nina, I'm gonna go with fake with fake, okayl like
it's fake Victoria.

Speaker 2 (09:34):
Unplanned older adult pregnancies on the rise due to new
treatment for deafness.

Speaker 1 (09:37):
Real or fake?

Speaker 4 (09:38):
Real?

Speaker 1 (09:39):
It is real? Oh yeah real? Also, how is that
helping the deafness? Well? Yeah, I'm really sane at all.
It's another jubile phone frame on the twenties.

Speaker 2 (10:00):
Hello, Yeah, this is Donk. I'm calling from dot com
and I was looking for map. He's having a Tassela
Model three delivered from us today.

Speaker 6 (10:11):
Oh yeah, hey that's me. Uh are you guys almost here.
I wasn't expecting you until this afternoon.

Speaker 2 (10:16):
Well so yeah, I'm like, I'm on the delivery team
that's delivering your new ride to you, which is like
super cool choice, dude, Like it looks great. Well look,
I mean yeah, it was looking great, you know, So.

Speaker 6 (10:31):
I mean it was looking great.

Speaker 2 (10:33):
Oh yeah, that's so that's what I'm calling. Like, first
of all, I just wanted to compliment you again, you know,
on the car choice, because like it's dope car, you know,
and like I know, compliments usually help with like delivering
news that is like bad or whatever.

Speaker 1 (10:49):
So anyway, dude, good choice on the car.

Speaker 6 (10:52):
Dude, Uh, did you just literally compliment my car choice
because you're about to give me bad news?

Speaker 7 (11:00):
Okay?

Speaker 6 (11:01):
Is it like it's gonna be delivered tomorrow because you
guys have a bunch of deliveries or did something happen?

Speaker 2 (11:08):
Well yeah, I like say something happened to your whip?
Did on the en route to delivery?

Speaker 6 (11:16):
I have been waiting weeks for this delivery and it
is supposed to be here today.

Speaker 1 (11:20):
So yeah, what is going on?

Speaker 2 (11:23):
It is like here, you know, Paul, Like it's down
the street from the delivery address, So like is what.

Speaker 6 (11:35):
What does that even mean? Dunk?

Speaker 8 (11:38):
Is it?

Speaker 6 (11:38):
Your name is Dunk?

Speaker 2 (11:39):
Well, like my full name did is Paul Donkler, but
people just call me donk. Kind of gotta like, uh
be transparent on this did, like you know, Gallott meaty.

Speaker 1 (11:52):
In the delivery process. So that's what happened, Dunk.

Speaker 6 (12:00):
What's the does that mean?

Speaker 9 (12:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (12:03):
Just got to meaty dude, you know, and like I
take but really like I kind of caught a place
a little bit of blame on Jeremy for this one. Dude. Yeah,
I'm talking about you.

Speaker 6 (12:15):
Bro, what's up are you talking about?

Speaker 10 (12:18):
Dude?

Speaker 9 (12:19):
Who is Jeremy?

Speaker 6 (12:20):
If you weren't many people were involved we misplacing my
car car.

Speaker 1 (12:24):
If you wouldn't have brought it up, Bro, I wouldn't
have had to try and do it. Dude.

Speaker 2 (12:27):
It almost proves you wrong too. Well's I'm sorry, Matt.
I was talking to Jeremy over here. Jeremy is the
dude that like we do we ride together to deliver
the cars, like he's my coworker.

Speaker 1 (12:39):
What is that?

Speaker 10 (12:41):
What's going on?

Speaker 1 (12:42):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (12:43):
All right, d So here's what happened. Okay, So, like
we were right down the street from your address to
drop the car off, you know. And then like Jeremy
was like running his mouth. He's like, hey, dude, like
you know cause like I work on stuff. And he's like, hey, bro,
I bet you can't push the car from here to
the to the address of the house.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (13:00):
I say, anyway, like I started to push it, but
like basically, bro, like I started to push it, You're
on a little bit of an incline where your house is,
and the car rolled back on a smash into a pole.

Speaker 6 (13:14):
So so so junk, let me give this straight. So
my car is on a flatbed, you bring it, you
bring it off the flatbed.

Speaker 1 (13:25):
Yeah, not with my own hounds.

Speaker 6 (13:27):
Dude, it gets off the flatbed. Yeah, bro, yeah, you're
your co worker, Jeremy. Yeah says hey man, I bet
you can push this car or you can't push this car.
And you're like that, Jeremy, I'm gonna show you what's

(13:48):
going on why to push my car?

Speaker 1 (13:51):
Yeah, bro, exactly, dude. Can you believe it?

Speaker 9 (13:56):
No, No, I can't believe it.

Speaker 6 (13:59):
Don't You're an idiot. Al And Jeremy, if you can
hear this, you're a idiot too. And this whole company.
Whoever decided.

Speaker 9 (14:12):
Background checks on a mad Matt.

Speaker 2 (14:15):
This is actually Jubil from the Jebel Show doing a
phone brank on you and your sisters.

Speaker 1 (14:20):
Some had to set you up. Oh, for sake, are
you it's a joke.

Speaker 2 (14:28):
She said that you were excited about getting a new
car delivered today and wanted to mess with you.

Speaker 6 (14:33):
Okay, okay, I'm I'm I'm relieved. I'm gonna kill her,
but I'm relieved. And all I'm thinking is like this
some meat ahead high school dropout trying to push my
car up a hill.

Speaker 1 (14:51):
Like wake up every morning with double phone Franks, It's
time for what's trending.

Speaker 3 (14:56):
The Real Housewives franchise has had a really big weekend news. First,
the FBI shows up because somebody had an altercation on
a Delta flight. Then the other one is in custody
right now because of stealing. So I'll break both of
those down real quick to get you updated in just
a second, all these felons. But first, I guess still

(15:17):
on that kind of topic, President Trump did sign legislation
yesterday that compels his administration to release the files of
Jeffrey Epstein.

Speaker 1 (15:25):
So we talked about this a little bit yesterday, but.

Speaker 3 (15:27):
Now for sure it has passed through and they will
have thirty days to release them completely. However, we talked
a little bit about the reaction and if it had
anything to do with the investigation that they opened last week.
They are saying, however, that they cannot withhold any information
due to embarrassment, reputational harm, or political sensitivity. So it

(15:48):
only can be redacted if it is a part of
an investigation.

Speaker 5 (15:52):
Well, I feel like a lot of things are going
to be a part of an investigation.

Speaker 2 (15:55):
All of a sudden, they're investigating everything. Yeah, they did.
That's what Trump did like three days ago or whatever.
He said that he wanted the Department of Justice to
open up some cases on.

Speaker 1 (16:05):
Clinton being involved in all that.

Speaker 11 (16:08):
Theory is that that was to perpective put it put
it into play that they can.

Speaker 2 (16:12):
They should just have the SBI do an investigation on
the whole document, and then the whole thing.

Speaker 1 (16:17):
Has to be redacted. Oh, I could definitely see our
government doing that. I could doing that.

Speaker 2 (16:23):
We really want to share it with you, but they're
investigating the whole thing now we can't.

Speaker 3 (16:25):
Sorry, we just have to see if it's real before
we show it to you, okay, day before us to
come out well in happier news, the biggest deal in
animation has just been done.

Speaker 1 (16:33):
Disney could not let it go. Wow you really? Yeah?
You are really proud of that one myself.

Speaker 3 (16:46):
I thank you, thanks appreciate. But yeah, the deal has
just been inked. For Frozen three and four, Kristen Bell,
Josh Gad and Adina Menzel, three of the biggest voices
or main voice is each scored sixty million dollar packages
each for next Yeah, it.

Speaker 1 (17:04):
Loves that many more. I don't know.

Speaker 5 (17:07):
I'm not gonna I think the first one was better
than second. You're Disney fans, I love Disney. Yeah, but
the first one was bigger than the second one. But
where's it gonna Gand? I don't know, but I mean
those stars have like such great voices. I will listen
to the album for sure, but yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (17:22):
It's like, is Josh Oloff which which character is the
Josh guy?

Speaker 8 (17:26):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (17:26):
Yes, sorry, I thought you're I'm not your Finn, but yes,
In case nobody's ever seen Frozen, Victoria recap the story
of Frozen real quick.

Speaker 8 (17:33):
What is it?

Speaker 5 (17:34):
Okay, So basically, what happens is there's two sisters, Elsa
and Anna, and Elsa is the one who has all
these magical powers. Anna is the younger sister, and all
shows just hang out with Elsa. But Elsa's like, no,
in case like something happens to you, I want to
protect you.

Speaker 1 (17:47):
I can't hang out with you. And She's like, but
why no coming out with me?

Speaker 5 (17:50):
Then Elsa ran away to protect on it and the
whole city of like Arundell. So then Anna goes out
looking for meets this guy Finn. Really cute dude, Hey,
you asked why met all off a snowman who talks
and he's really cute. Anyways, have you ever after? And

(18:13):
all the Disney movies connects? All right, if you don't
know that it's online, I still don't really get it.
I see, yeah, it's a good movie.

Speaker 1 (18:22):
How about that.

Speaker 3 (18:23):
I saw it on ice. I liked that, and I
don't want to do that. Okay, back to the Real
Housewives and their drama. So Portia Williams was wanted by
the FBI because of an altercation on a Delta flight
that happened over the weekend leading into the week. But
now former Real Housewives of Potomac. Is that one girl.
Her name's Mia Fields Thornton. She's in custody right now
because she stole furniture from the apartment that she was renting.

(18:47):
So she was renting an apartment in Atlanta that was
fully furnished, and in the middle of the night, her
and her man whoever she was with, decided to steal
all the furniture, take off and head to the airport.
She knew at that moment there was a warrant out
for her arrest, but she tried to escape anyway. Wait,
but she got apprehended at the airport because she was
spotted by somebody.

Speaker 1 (19:04):
So now she's in custody. But isn't it called real housewives?
So why is she Why was she in an apartment?
It's a very good part. Are they housewives? Isn't an
apartment at home?

Speaker 4 (19:16):
Well?

Speaker 1 (19:17):
It is, but not a house. Victoria's got suddenly really judging.
Don't you live in an apartment? I do, and it
is my home. But if you're a house, can you
put the house in the name if it's not a
freestanding property. I'm Victoria Ramars and.

Speaker 2 (19:32):
I live in their pondo buildings, in their apartments I
bet they have managers who manage their apartments.

Speaker 1 (19:42):
I enjoy my mortgage. Well that's what's strending. Sorry about
that if you live in an apartment. I had no idea.
Victoria's are such a hard standing in an apartment. It's
barely a bedroom, like one bedroom.

Speaker 12 (19:57):
Okay, this time say cash a cheater only.

Speaker 2 (20:02):
On the Jubile Show, Eric is on the phone today
for to catch a cheater and he thinks that his
girlfriend of three years might be messing around. So a
few minutes, we'll call her and see if we can
figure it out for him. But first, Eric, why do
you think your girlfriend Aaron might be cheating?

Speaker 8 (20:17):
Well, we've been together for a few years now, and
up until like six months ago, it has honestly been great.
We've been very close. We were talking about getting a
dog kind of that was kind of my first clue.
When she started cooling off on the dog idea, I was.

Speaker 9 (20:36):
Like, why what?

Speaker 8 (20:38):
It seemed like we were progressing, you know, So that
made me start just kind of paying attention and realizing, Oh,
the next thing I noticed was she's someone she loves,
talking about how she has cute outfits and casual outfits,
and you know, cute outfits are for going out, Casual

(20:59):
outfits are for being at home relaxing, And she works
from home sometimes and so but then she would wear
cute outfits while she was working from home.

Speaker 9 (21:10):
Maybe that sounds weird for me.

Speaker 8 (21:12):
That was a that was like a change, right, that
was like something is different here, and okay, we have this,
uh one of our one of our friends who I've
known longer than her, she started kind of acting weird
around me. It made me think that like like she
knows something. You can just kind of get a vibe

(21:33):
with people, you know, Like she didn't want to be
around me because she she felt like she knew something
is is the impression that I got from it. And
if one if it was just one of these things,
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm just.

Speaker 1 (21:46):
Emotional at all listening.

Speaker 8 (21:49):
I just if it was just one of these things,
it wouldn't be a big deal. But because it's all
of these things, it just it makes me worried. Yeah,
And if you know your partner, you can tell when
something's wrong right after weeks of like what is going on? Right,

(22:09):
Like if someone wants to talk to you, they'll try
to talk to you and I feel like I've lost
that with her.

Speaker 3 (22:16):
Have you tried to communicate with her at this point
that you're feeling this way, or maybe even said something
like what's up with the cute clothes on a workday
from home or anything just to kind of engage.

Speaker 8 (22:27):
Yeah, I would say, for like the first month, I
tried to like kind of hint at it and joke
about it, like it'd be like, oh, let me open
up the conversation with like, oh, you're looking extra nice today.

Speaker 9 (22:39):
Oh you got like a big zoom meeting or something
like that.

Speaker 8 (22:43):
And she was just kind of laughing it off. So
then I tried to get a little more direct where
I was like, Hey, it feels like, you know, we're
watching TV. You don't want to talk as much anymore.
We love to make dinner together and we've been doing that,
but when I try to get like deeper than just

(23:05):
tell me about your day, it feels like I just
I feel like I can't get in. You know, I
don't even know how else to say that.

Speaker 2 (23:13):
As well, you already told us a grocery store. She's
a rewards card membret. So we'll play a song come
back and then call her and pretend to be from
the grocery store and say that every single month, we
choose one Lucky Reward member who gets free flowers delivered
from our floral department, and we'll see if she sends
those to you or to somebody else.

Speaker 8 (23:30):
Okay, instead of if you say flowers, she might send
it to her mom or something. I could you say
like whiskey or something like that. I'm a big whiskey guy.
She would definitely think of me if you said whiskey specifically.

Speaker 1 (23:48):
Okay, yeah, we can figure something out like that. But
we'll play a song.

Speaker 9 (23:51):
Okay, thank you, and then right after this.

Speaker 2 (23:53):
We'll get your to touch cheeter. Okay, you got it,
all right, We get your to touch Cheeter. Next, if
you're just joining us for today is to catch cheater.
Eric is on the phone and he thinks that his
girlfriend of three years named Aaron might be messing around.
So we're about to call her and pretend to be
from the grocery store where she's a rewards member and
say that every single month, we choose one lucky Reward

(24:14):
member who gets a free gift from us, and this
month it's flowers and a bottle of whiskey. To special
somebody in her life, which hopefully she'll send to her
boyfriend Eric. But she sends it to someone else, then
we'll know that she might be messing around. But before
we do that, Eric, why don't you break down your
situation for us again real quick.

Speaker 8 (24:32):
Yeah, we've been together for three years and I feel
like they're like, we're not communicating like we were. She
started like dressing up nice at times that I was
surprising one of her one of like our both of
our close friends. Allie, she's been weird around me lately,

(24:54):
like she knows something that I don't and doesn't want
to have to lie to me or something.

Speaker 1 (25:00):
So yeah, all right, are you ready for us to
call her?

Speaker 9 (25:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (25:04):
Okay, here we go. Hellover, Hey, this is Corbett calling
for I was looking for our rewards card member named Aaron.

Speaker 13 (25:20):
Yeah, that's me.

Speaker 1 (25:21):
Hi, Aaron, how are you please? Don't hang up. This
is not a marketing phone call. I'm actually calling with
a big congratulations here this month's winner.

Speaker 7 (25:28):
Oh okay, cool, I don't know that you guys were
giving away stuff.

Speaker 1 (25:33):
Oh yeah, maybe, well maybe you don't know.

Speaker 2 (25:35):
Every single month, we choose one of our Rewards card
members at random to call and give a free gift
to and this month it's flowers delivered from our florial
department as well as the flavor of the month. If
it's for somebody over twenty one, it's also a bottle
of bullet bourbon that we'll be delivering as well. It's
a special someone in your life, absolutely free. It's actually
a three hundred and sixteen dollars values thirty six Longsi

(25:56):
red Roses, box of candy or chocolate, the bottle of
bourbon and card.

Speaker 7 (26:01):
Okay, I never win anything.

Speaker 1 (26:03):
Well, now you can't say that anymore.

Speaker 10 (26:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (26:06):
True.

Speaker 2 (26:07):
The first thing that I would need would be the
first and last name of the person you'd like to
send them to, and then if you want to put
anything on a card, and then with the address, and
that's it.

Speaker 12 (26:15):
Okay, So I see I'm going to go with is
it like all of the above or just the flowers
or it's all of the above? Okay, perfect?

Speaker 7 (26:23):
All right? So the person I want to send him to, Ellie.

Speaker 1 (26:28):
Okay, got that, Ellie, Ellie? And then do you want
to add a note along with it?

Speaker 7 (26:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (26:35):
Okay, I know you are being very patient. I'll tell
him soon. We'll make it up for you tonight.

Speaker 1 (26:44):
Got that? Okay? Great?

Speaker 2 (26:46):
And at this point, Erin, I'm going to let you
know that this is actually a radio show.

Speaker 1 (26:50):
It's called The Jewble Show. Yeah, Hi, Erin, I'm Nina,
Hi Victoria, and my name is Jeubll.

Speaker 2 (26:55):
And we do a segment on our show that's called
to Catch a Cheater, where if you think your significant
other might be messing around you, see you. They send
flowers too. And your boyfriend of three years, Eric is
on the phone.

Speaker 9 (27:05):
Yeah, I'm I'm here, Aaron. What you're sending flowers to?

Speaker 8 (27:10):
Ellie?

Speaker 7 (27:11):
I guess I.

Speaker 12 (27:11):
Can still say that I never won anything. I can't
believe you're on the phone. I did not think that
it would happen like this.

Speaker 9 (27:18):
Yeah, what are you supposed to tell me?

Speaker 7 (27:20):
I don't I don't want to tell you anything.

Speaker 12 (27:22):
I mean, I just I didn't think it would happen
like this, Like this is not what you think it is.

Speaker 8 (27:28):
You you didn't think what would happen like this?

Speaker 9 (27:30):
How was this not what I'm what I think it is?

Speaker 12 (27:33):
If well, at least to tell me I could tell
you about this off the phone.

Speaker 8 (27:38):
Like I've tried to talk with you about this we've
I've tried.

Speaker 7 (27:42):
This was the I don't think you have tried.

Speaker 13 (27:44):
You never listened to me.

Speaker 7 (27:45):
You don't know what I'm going through. You have no idea.

Speaker 12 (27:48):
And Ellie's like a really good friend who's been like
a shoulder for me the last couple of months. You know,
like I'm going through a lot at work and just
life has just kind of been crazy. And I can't
believe you would do this to me and catch me
completely off guard. Can you can talk to me? I
don't know what's going on, Like I thought I was
winning something and then all of a sudden you're on
the phone. It's like a fat break.

Speaker 8 (28:07):
You said you had to work late tonight. I do
How are you going to make it something up to Ellie?
If you're working late? We've been together for years now.
Why can't you just tell me what's going on? I
am trying to, but you're not even listening. You never
listen to me.

Speaker 12 (28:23):
I do have to work late, and then I was
going to stop by Ellie's just for a bit, Like
I just don't understand, like we are friends and I and.

Speaker 10 (28:32):
Why lie about it?

Speaker 9 (28:33):
Why lie about it? Then?

Speaker 7 (28:35):
Why lie about what? She's my friend?

Speaker 8 (28:37):
You were working late, I know, but then why why
wouldn't you come home after that just stopped?

Speaker 12 (28:45):
So Ellie and I have gotten a lot closer lately,
and I didn't know how to tell you because it
kind of just happened. I didn't plan it, and I
kind of didn't know what was happening. But I have
feelings for her, and I was going to tell you soon,
but that's kind of what the card meant. Yeah, I
know how you back, and Ellie I know, and Eric,

(29:08):
I didn't. I didn't want it to come out like this.
I didn't want you to find out on a radio
show where I thought I won something.

Speaker 8 (29:14):
So absolutely, you guys, this is insane.

Speaker 12 (29:18):
I just it started as friends, and then we started
seeing each other, and then we like feelings developed, and
then I didn't know what the difference between being best
friends and being like intimate was.

Speaker 9 (29:29):
Kind of I thought we were best friends.

Speaker 7 (29:33):
I mean, I care about you, I love you.

Speaker 9 (29:35):
I do.

Speaker 7 (29:37):
It's just not the same and I can't explain it.

Speaker 12 (29:40):
And that's why I was taking my time to try
to explain it, because it's very hard.

Speaker 1 (29:44):
So, Aaron, does Ellie have feelings for you too?

Speaker 7 (29:47):
Yeah? I think so. I wouldn't.

Speaker 12 (29:48):
I don't think it would have gotten this and intense.
But Eric, like, I'm sorry, I care about you, but like,
this is a lot to digest and process and tell someone.

Speaker 1 (29:58):
Have you guys been into yes, Eric, Yeah.

Speaker 7 (30:05):
I just I'm sorry. I'm really really sorry.

Speaker 8 (30:09):
I cannot talk about it later way I cannot believe
you lied to me.

Speaker 12 (30:15):
I mean, I'm just sorry. But it's kind of a
gray area. Technically, yes, I cheated, but kind of one
thing led to another. And have you ever been in
the situation before? Have you ever fell in love with
your best friends? It's a little confusing.

Speaker 9 (30:28):
Have you have you ever been in my situation?

Speaker 8 (30:31):
How are you falling in love with somebody when you're
we were gonna get a dog, we were, we lived together.

Speaker 9 (30:40):
Not even you're saying this is.

Speaker 13 (30:41):
A great area? What is great about my best friend?

Speaker 12 (30:44):
Eric Like, I don't know how to explain this to you,
But just one day we were like hanging out and
watching movies, and then one day we were kidding.

Speaker 7 (30:51):
And it's kind of confusing.

Speaker 12 (30:52):
And I didn't know when keating began and friendship ended
in all of the above, and I had to kind
of figure that out and I can have both of
you in my year. And I'm sorry, but I do
have feelings for her, and this is exactly what I knew.
What would happen is you'd be like, ooh, we're you
need to talk.

Speaker 13 (31:07):
I have a life.

Speaker 9 (31:08):
Too, of course, this is what happened.

Speaker 12 (31:11):
What do you mean what would happen? Yeah, you're gonna
convince me to stay with you like you always do,
and sometimes I want to live my life and all least.

Speaker 13 (31:18):
Supportive of that convince you. Why would you even think
I would want to be with.

Speaker 8 (31:22):
You after this? It's not just that you had feelings, right,
you acted on them. Oh my god, with a friend.
Imagine if I did this to a friend of ours.
Imagine if I just started dating somebody that we knew
behind your back.

Speaker 12 (31:38):
You're saying a gitting you never get anything. You don't understand.
We didn't just start dating. We have been really good
friends and then all of a sudden feelings developed. And
it kind of also wasn't all of a sudden. It
wasn't a switch. There's not a switch that's like on
and off. It just happened, you know what this you Aaron?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry if I can't say that. Thank you,

(32:01):
guys for for doing this and having me.

Speaker 1 (32:03):
I'm so sorry, I'm.

Speaker 9 (32:05):
I I have to go.

Speaker 8 (32:06):
This is I'm gonna call my mom.

Speaker 14 (32:10):
The Jewel Shows to catch a cheater. You know what's
weird about your quizes, Katie, is that all the work
is right and just the answers are wrong. I know
that having a boyfriend may seem like the most important
thing in the world right now, but you don't have
to dumb yourself down to get guys to like you.

Speaker 2 (32:26):
It's almost time for America's favorite trivia game. You versus
Victoria your chance to take on our own Victoria Ramirez
in a game of trivia for Louis Tomlinson tickets. So
call us right now if you want to play eight
eight eight three four three one six one eight eight
eight three four three one.

Speaker 1 (32:41):
Oh six one.

Speaker 2 (32:42):
You can also dm us at the Jewel Show or
go to the jewelshow dot com if you think you
have what it takes to reduce Victoria to a trembling
shadow of her former self. Oh destined to walk the
dark and dingy halls of misinformation for the rest of
eternity while clutching a batch of children's flash cards and
mumbling something about making a comeback while forever buffer trying
to load knowledge that will never come out.

Speaker 1 (33:03):
If you think you can make that happen. Ouh, why today? Hey,
I actually listen to that one. We'll leave. You're Victoria. Next,
it's the Jupil Show. Good morning. Can I take your order?

Speaker 15 (33:17):
I'm going to a tall shot, a large black coffee?

Speaker 1 (33:21):
Large black coffee. Do you mean aventy No?

Speaker 15 (33:23):
I mean olarge.

Speaker 1 (33:24):
He means Aventi.

Speaker 7 (33:25):
Yeah, the biggest one you've got.

Speaker 15 (33:26):
Venti is large, no Venti is twenty y. Yeah, large
is large. In fact, cole is large and grande is
Spanish for large. Venty's the only one that doesn't mean large.
It's also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations, you're stupid
and three languages.

Speaker 2 (33:41):
Is time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game
of trivia for Louis Tomlinson tickets and let's meet today's
contestant for you verus Victoria.

Speaker 1 (33:53):
Hidi, what's up?

Speaker 4 (33:54):
Heidi?

Speaker 1 (33:54):
How are you?

Speaker 9 (33:57):
Hi?

Speaker 7 (33:57):
Good morning? I'm great, How are you guys?

Speaker 1 (33:59):
Wonderful?

Speaker 5 (33:59):
Thank you, thank for asking I'm good, be even better
after I win a good one.

Speaker 1 (34:07):
How you fell in today? Hy Do you think you
can do it?

Speaker 13 (34:11):
I hope so.

Speaker 6 (34:12):
But Victoria you're great too, so we'll do it together.

Speaker 1 (34:16):
Oh okay, now, you're sweet. Thank you.

Speaker 2 (34:18):
All right, we're gonna send Victoria out of the studio,
and while she's leaving, Heidi, the game is played like this.
You have thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, just say pass and Victoria
has to beat you outright to win.

Speaker 1 (34:31):
Okay, okay, thank you, all right, Heidi? Are you ready?

Speaker 13 (34:36):
I'm ready.

Speaker 1 (34:37):
Here we go. Your time starts now. Which language has
the most native speakers worldwide?

Speaker 4 (34:44):
English?

Speaker 1 (34:45):
Who created the animated TV show The Simpsons?

Speaker 6 (34:50):
Oh?

Speaker 13 (34:51):
Oh, what's your name?

Speaker 5 (34:55):
Oh?

Speaker 13 (34:55):
My goodness?

Speaker 7 (34:56):
Oh no, hennik oh, Henny, go ahead, thanks one.

Speaker 1 (35:02):
Okay. What does DJ stand for in music?

Speaker 13 (35:07):
D jay?

Speaker 1 (35:08):
Huh?

Speaker 9 (35:10):
Doomesday?

Speaker 1 (35:12):
What did you say? Did you say.

Speaker 14 (35:15):
D for doom?

Speaker 8 (35:17):
No?

Speaker 1 (35:18):
Okay, well, you're you're gonna be wrong. We'll just go
with that one.

Speaker 4 (35:22):
Right.

Speaker 13 (35:24):
This is way harder.

Speaker 1 (35:25):
Than we're going to bring Victoria back into the studio.

Speaker 2 (35:29):
It does give you a little love for Victoria is
getting settled and putting on our headphones and stuff. Name
your favorite holiday song and then add in bed after it.

Speaker 4 (35:37):
Oh, no, I was going I was going to say
Grandma got run over by a reindeer.

Speaker 13 (35:45):
But that doesn't should I got run over by.

Speaker 1 (35:47):
A reindeer in bed? It does make sense, Victorian. Name
your favorite holiday song and then add in bed after it.

Speaker 5 (35:56):
Well, the only one I was thinking of right now
is feel Something by Klay Bennett and don't Joe Jonas
from The Christmas Movie?

Speaker 1 (36:01):
But so feel Something in bed? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (36:08):
Thirty seconds. Answer as many questions as possible. If you
don't know one, just say pass. And you have to
beat Heidi out right to win? And how do you
can tell Victoria win?

Speaker 14 (36:16):
To go? All right?

Speaker 7 (36:18):
Victoria?

Speaker 14 (36:18):
Are you ready?

Speaker 4 (36:19):
No?

Speaker 1 (36:20):
Wish language has the most native speakers worldwide. English. Who
created the animated TV show The Simpsons? Uh?

Speaker 3 (36:29):
A very smart person. What does DJ stand for in music?

Speaker 1 (36:33):
Gallat? Uh? Desk jockey?

Speaker 4 (36:38):
What?

Speaker 1 (36:38):
Wait? Desk? Yeah? Okay? What does AI stand for? It's
the oh?

Speaker 13 (36:46):
I do that?

Speaker 1 (36:47):
Artivisual intelligence? In What year did YouTube launch? Nineteen thirty?

Speaker 2 (36:56):
I remember back in the thurdays when I was watching
tutorials on YouTube.

Speaker 1 (37:05):
I mean television has YouTube. What my hands not thank
you about tri hear what the D is? But that's
saying in general, you and Victoria, we'll tell you what
the D is in just a second. First, let's get
the score and send it over to our score, our
social media breuser gatal Hardy. You didn't get any, correct,

(37:26):
Victoria got one.

Speaker 2 (37:28):
It's a victory, Victoria one. You still getting Louis Thomlinson
tickets just for playing. And we're all gonna find out
what the D is right now. Let's get the answer
is with me now.

Speaker 3 (37:41):
Mandarin Chinese is the most name, has the most native
speakers in the world.

Speaker 1 (37:46):
That's dope.

Speaker 3 (37:47):
Matt Groaning growning, Grainy, Gramy.

Speaker 1 (37:50):
It doesn't look like it, but it's pronounced graining. Okay,
thank you.

Speaker 3 (37:52):
Matt Groening is the creator of the Simpsons. This hurts
my soul a little bit. But DJ stands for disc jockey.

Speaker 1 (38:02):
That's what I said. You said, desk jockey. Desk is
the first work Guesday.

Speaker 3 (38:08):
Yeah, you said doomsday. So that was a hard, harder
one than I thought it would. That hurts a little bit.
AI stands for Artificial intelligence. And then YouTube launched in
two thousand and five. Well I couldn't nineteen thirty. Ay,
I was trying to help out and.

Speaker 5 (38:27):
Make you want thank you for playing you guys.

Speaker 7 (38:31):
You're welcome.

Speaker 12 (38:32):
You know I teach fifth grade and so I feel
terrible right now.

Speaker 7 (38:36):
I think my fifth graders would have known all the questions.

Speaker 1 (38:42):
Your face lesson is done. Then have a great have
a great day, guy.

Speaker 2 (38:46):
Yeah, we'll see you play you Verse Victoria the same
time every single weekday morning. Remember you want to play
just dm us at the Jubil Show or go to
the Jubilshow dot com. And don't forget you can always
stream the Jubil Show on the iHeartRadio app. Or go
check out our podcast at the iHeartRadio or wherever you
get your podcasts, or the Jewel Show dot Comlson, you're
right there too, so check it out.

Speaker 1 (39:04):
Yeah, it's time for Nina's what's trending? So who's trying
to see the new Wicked movie? I saw it already.
Are you serious? Why would you tell us that? Okay, bros.

Speaker 2 (39:14):
Video Dude, I don't know what's happened to me, but
now I'm like, I'm all on board of the Jonas
Brothers after their Christmas special.

Speaker 1 (39:21):
Yeah, Christmas movie.

Speaker 2 (39:22):
You gotta watch it if you haven't, I don't care
if you're a dude like who doesn't think that ever,
like the Jonas brothers like me. Once you watch it,
you'll fall in love with those dudes.

Speaker 1 (39:29):
You'll get it. You'll be a Joel Oh that's what
it is. You're Joe bros.

Speaker 5 (39:33):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (39:33):
Victoria played me a song from them the other day
and I was like, I still don't really like the
music that much, but man, you just love the Joe Bros.

Speaker 1 (39:39):
Sorry tearing up. Yeah, but the Wicked movie did I
It was a Nick Jonas was a touching song. Victoria,
it was I don't know, it was cute.

Speaker 3 (39:50):
And actually, this story is gonna be really interesting. JE
will because you have seen the movie, so you'll be
able to say if this is sure or not. But
experts are saying that before you see Wicked for Good,
there are three scenes from the original Wizard of Oz
that you should watch first because there's overlap in the story. WHOA, Yeah,
So I'll tell you what those scenes are that you
should watch before you see the movie in just a second.

(40:10):
But first, can you imagine being a criminology student in Arlington, Texas.
You're going to college and you get the opportunity of
a lifetime to solve a cold case.

Speaker 1 (40:20):
Oh sick.

Speaker 3 (40:22):
That just happened to a bunch of college students at
the University of Texas. So there was a cold case
that was cold for thirty years.

Speaker 1 (40:31):
I know, that was a good storytelling.

Speaker 3 (40:33):
A twenty five year old woman was killed back in
nineteen ninety one and no one ever got arrested for it.
So these students started to go through old evidence and
realized that there was a lady she was friends with
that had motive and no alibi, and so they were
able to show the cops and they announced that they
had made the arrest. And now the cool thing is
is the college is teamed up with the with the

(40:55):
police department and they're going to help dig through.

Speaker 1 (40:58):
Other cold cases. That's cool.

Speaker 2 (41:00):
That's a great way to do it because you know,
like the college students, I mean, obviously that's their passion.
They're new into it. Yeah, they're going to be working
hard to figure out what it is, you know.

Speaker 1 (41:07):
I mean, that's the coolest way to learn. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (41:09):
So, anyway, I hope a bunch of colleges do that,
I might go back to school just to be a
criminology cool. That is so sick. Oh and this is
great too, guys. Taco Bell has decided to take innovation
to the streets.

Speaker 1 (41:20):
Oh yikes.

Speaker 3 (41:21):
They've got three new offerings and they didn't come up
with them all by themselves. No, they went to the
streets and said, you guys, decide what we're going to
put on.

Speaker 1 (41:29):
Our menu next.

Speaker 3 (41:30):
Over forty thousand fans submitted their just like their ideas
or their little concoctions. And these are the three that won.
The California crunch Rap, the Burrito Bliss, and the Cantina Craze.
So there's vegetarian options, there's a blend of like the
you know California burritos have the French fries in them
and stuff. Oh, that's what the California crunch Wrap is.

(41:52):
The Burrito Bliss is a vegetarian option, and the Cantina
Craze is basically just chicken crispy taco with cypo sauce.
But it's innovation in the street. A give the power
to the people. Yeah, so talk about knows how to
get people to come through.

Speaker 1 (42:07):
So if you're into that go get it. I'm angry.
Now we'll go back to Wicked and the Yellow Brick Row.

Speaker 3 (42:15):
So if you plan on seeing Wicked for good, experts
are saying her three scenes from the original Wizard of
Oz that came out in nineteen thirty nine, you may
want to rewatch or watch for the first time. The
scenes include this is really not a spoiler. It also
don't worry about it, but it includes the Witch's attack
on the Scarecrow when Dorothy arrives in Oz, and then
when the Wizard orders Dorothy and her friends to kill

(42:36):
the Witch.

Speaker 1 (42:37):
The way the Wizard ordered them to kill the Witch.
I haven't seen that.

Speaker 5 (42:40):
Movie in the original really, yes, so they purposefully went
out and looked for danger.

Speaker 1 (42:47):
Yes, the Wizard of Oz kind of like stranger things.

Speaker 2 (42:49):
That Dorothy was like a mercenary if you think about it, Well, man,
she was on a misshow Yeah, she showed up in
another world and they're like, we needed to kill this person.

Speaker 1 (42:56):
She's like, I got you. She's like Liam Neathan.

Speaker 2 (42:58):
The Scarecrow with no heart to give me a lion
who's really cowardly, and then a I think the.

Speaker 1 (43:05):
Ten Man had no heart in the scarecrow, no brain, Yeah,
that's right. Give me a dumb scarecrow yeah, and a
heartless tin man yeah, and we're good to go. A
cowardless line, yea, and a cordless line and we will
mark that witch for you and red slivers. There's no
place like home, but maybe cool if it was an
action movie like that why, And she just I could
picture an action start giving that last line's like, there's

(43:26):
no place like there's no pretty serious.

Speaker 3 (43:28):
You don't know the line there's no place like home.
They don't say, I haven't seen Wicked. It's good, it's
really good.

Speaker 1 (43:33):
I think I like it.

Speaker 5 (43:34):
I don't remember that movie is really good, but I
haven't seen the original whatever we're talking about.

Speaker 1 (43:38):
That's how she gets something and how she gets to oz.
She clicks her ruby heels together. She says, there's no
place like home. There's no place.

Speaker 5 (43:44):
Like why home. Didn't you just go do that in
the first place? Rather than having to kill someone would
have made a real short story. You kinda watched the
movie educated and they're like, here's these birds.

Speaker 2 (44:00):
Because you killed this witch. All you have to do
if you want to go home and click your heels.
She clicks her heels and that's it.

Speaker 1 (44:05):
He's like, Nope, kill anyone that's notes.

Speaker 3 (44:08):
Here's a prerequisite for some of these sequels. You got
to see the very first one. That's just my opinion,
but that's what's trend.

Speaker 14 (44:14):
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Jenna is on the phone today for a first date
follow up and she's getting ghosted by a dude named Luca.
So in a few minutes we'll call him and see
if he'll tell us why he's ghostinger and maybe get
her another date. But first, Jenna, how long has it
been since you heard from Luca?

Speaker 13 (44:35):
Uh? It has been a week. I haven't heard anything
in a week.

Speaker 3 (44:40):
Okay, that's usually the spot where everybody starts to panic
a little bit. How many times did you reach out
to him in that time?

Speaker 13 (44:47):
Probably like once a day, you know. I just usually
sent him photos of my dog because he that's how
we met. Our dog.

Speaker 4 (44:55):
Totally hit it off, and at first I was getting
like a little bit of feedback and now just nothing.

Speaker 1 (45:05):
Okay, Well, let's talk about the day then.

Speaker 4 (45:08):
Well we menaged a dog park, well actually our dogs
met first. His golden dooodle literally tackled my pug beans
and it felt meant to be. And we ended up
grabbing coffee after and I got a lavender oat milk
latte obviously, and the he got like black dripped coffee,

(45:30):
So I are like, okay, edgy. Yeah, And then so
we sat on this cute patio outside and we just
talked for like two hours about astrology, about oat milk conspiracies,
about his tattoo that he swears is the moon, but

(45:55):
it totally is.

Speaker 1 (45:57):
Okay, he has tattoos, he says, yeah.

Speaker 4 (46:02):
He was trying to say it was like some other
I don't even like, some other edgy kind of niche thing,
but I was like, that's literally a moon's when.

Speaker 3 (46:12):
People are like that's an artistoke, and you're like, no,
the tattoo on my neck, he's a lotus flower.

Speaker 1 (46:19):
So yeah, okay.

Speaker 4 (46:21):
And at one point he literally watched me parallel park
and he didn't even he didn't even judge.

Speaker 13 (46:28):
So I feel like that's intimacy.

Speaker 1 (46:32):
Oh yeah, I mean in a way. Okay, did you
feel comfortable?

Speaker 13 (46:36):
Yeah? Absolutely, it felt so comfortable.

Speaker 8 (46:39):
And so natural.

Speaker 1 (46:41):
Well, then what could have gone wrong?

Speaker 4 (46:43):
I I truly don't know at one point he wiped
oat milk foam off of my nose with his finger.
Eddie licked it. It just made me feel like he
was really into me. Like I don't know how else
to interpret that, Like it feels like he's he's in
to me.

Speaker 13 (47:00):
He was into it.

Speaker 1 (47:01):
I lick it off your nose.

Speaker 4 (47:03):
No, he he wipes it off of his finger and
then licked it.

Speaker 13 (47:06):
Off of his finger, which still I'm.

Speaker 1 (47:08):
Like, yeah, for sure, I'd be a little weird now
if you liked it straight off the.

Speaker 13 (47:15):
And yeah, he said.

Speaker 4 (47:17):
At one point of the day, he said, you're really
calling to be around, Like that's not the friend zone,
Like that's future wife in a linen dress.

Speaker 7 (47:26):
Energy.

Speaker 1 (47:27):
Okay, so what do you think the thing is? Well,
why do you think you're getting ghosted?

Speaker 4 (47:32):
Well, okay, so when he when he wipes the oat
milk off of my nose, I leaned in to kiss
his nose. I just he licks the phone off off
my nose or with his finger. I just thought it
was only right to balance it with like a romantic
like little nose peck.

Speaker 13 (47:52):
In the moment, it felt really.

Speaker 4 (47:53):
Romantic, but but the way he reacted was was shocked.

Speaker 13 (47:58):
Really you we laughed about it? What about how still
it was? I thought I was embarrassed, but I thought
we were back on track. But maybe he's still thinking
about it. I hope not.

Speaker 1 (48:11):
I'm thinking about it. Okay, So you think maybe it
was the nose kiss that did it.

Speaker 4 (48:21):
That's the only thing I can think of, because other
than that, we really vibed.

Speaker 13 (48:27):
We really did.

Speaker 1 (48:28):
She used tongue on no, no French kiss. Okay, that
goes too far. I feel better about that. Then, Okay,
all right, we'll see if we can figure it out
for you.

Speaker 2 (48:41):
We'll play a song come back, and then call him
and see if he'll tell us why he's ghosting you
and maybe get you.

Speaker 1 (48:44):
A second date. Okay, okay, all right, we'll get your
first day follow up next. Right in the middle of
your first day follow up and if you're just joining us,
Jenna is on the phone and she's getting ghosted by
a guy named Lucas. So we're about to call him
and see if he'll tell us why he's ghostinger and
maybe get her a second day if she still wants one.
But before we do that, Jenna, why don't you break
down your date for us again?

Speaker 16 (49:03):
Real quick?

Speaker 4 (49:04):
Well, our dogs had to meet cute in the park.
We hit off the absolutely vibe. So we went to
get coffee and talked for like two hours about everything
under the sun really, and he the craziest part is
that he like, I had oatmelt foam on my nose
and he wiped it off with his finger and licked it.

(49:26):
And I think I'm getting ghosted. So I'm just confused because.

Speaker 3 (49:31):
That would be like, I'm into you moment, I'm not
licking foam off on my finger if I don't like
you exactly.

Speaker 2 (49:37):
And you think you might be getting ghosted because at
the end of the day you kissed his nose to
balance the nose sash.

Speaker 13 (49:43):
At the there was one awkward moment.

Speaker 4 (49:44):
I was trying to roll with the whole like kissing
the nose thing, and so I kissed his nose and
it was awkward, but we laughed it off off And
so I'm hoping it I'm hoping it's not that.

Speaker 13 (49:57):
But that's the only thing I can think.

Speaker 1 (49:58):
What basis nose? Actually?

Speaker 2 (50:00):
Like, that's flaws. Actually, not a lot of days dates
first dates have nose. Actually, all right, you're ready for
us to call him? Yeah, Okay, here we go. Hell, hi, man,

(50:28):
speak to Luca.

Speaker 10 (50:29):
Please. This is this Hey Luca, how are you?

Speaker 1 (50:32):
This is a radio show. It's called the Jubil Show.
Hi Luca. I'm Nina. Hi, I'm and my name is Jubel.
How are you? What's up?

Speaker 10 (50:39):
I'm alright?

Speaker 7 (50:40):
So the three.

Speaker 1 (50:41):
Guys, Yeah you listened to the show ever?

Speaker 4 (50:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (50:44):
Yeah, I listened to you guys before. I mean, it's
just kind of weird that you guys are calling me.

Speaker 7 (50:49):
Sure.

Speaker 1 (50:50):
Yeah, well we're calling you today because we got an
email about you from somebody.

Speaker 16 (50:54):
Okay, a good email or like a bead, like what
kind of email?

Speaker 1 (50:58):
Yeah, it's a great email. Actually, But we do a
segment called the first a follow Up. That's where if
you go out on a date with somebody and then
you end up ghosting them, that person can email us
to get you on the phone and ask why you're
ghosting them. Okay, so we got an email about you
from somebody that you're ghosting.

Speaker 10 (51:13):
Okay, you know that would be I mean, I got
a guess, I got a guess.

Speaker 1 (51:22):
Take a guess.

Speaker 10 (51:23):
I mean Jenna, the Lavender Latte girl.

Speaker 1 (51:28):
Yes, Jenna, Yeah, tell us why you're ghosting her?

Speaker 17 (51:35):
I mean she was just she's just kind of weird,
you know, like I mean, I mean, be unique, fine,
you know, but like she brought a crystal to the
coffee date, like she's like a little amethyst and stat
on the table so needed to charge.

Speaker 10 (51:52):
She proceeded to.

Speaker 16 (51:53):
Give me like a twelve minute speech about how she
and her dog are twin soles. Oh you know, like okay,
She asked me if I ever felt emotionally manipulated by
her coffee order, you know, like.

Speaker 1 (52:06):
Mostly manipulated by her coffee order. What does that mean?

Speaker 4 (52:10):
Yeah, yeah, that was a conversation starter, Luca.

Speaker 16 (52:18):
Yeah, yeah, great, Yeah, mindsighted, but that's what's up generally.

Speaker 4 (52:25):
I was just being authentic, but you literally said that
you wanted someone grounded and real, so I showed it
reel you.

Speaker 16 (52:32):
You asked the barista if the oak milk had been
vibe checked, like there's a.

Speaker 13 (52:37):
Lot mercury was acting weird. Energy matters.

Speaker 10 (52:43):
I mean, you also tried to stage the table, you know.

Speaker 13 (52:46):
Like it was it was palacento. I was protecting our connection.

Speaker 4 (52:51):
I just slightly lightly burned it.

Speaker 16 (52:56):
Listen, you're super interesting, you're funny, But did you notice
that I barely said two words about myself.

Speaker 13 (53:05):
What No, Well, we had like a great slow listen.

Speaker 16 (53:11):
You had a monologue, right, I know about your dog's dreams,
your third eye chakra.

Speaker 10 (53:17):
You're playing abandonment issues.

Speaker 9 (53:19):
What about me?

Speaker 10 (53:20):
Did you even know that I'm an engineer?

Speaker 13 (53:23):
Oh, you're an engineer. That's cool, that's dope.

Speaker 1 (53:28):
So I guess you didn't know that.

Speaker 13 (53:32):
No, I didn't.

Speaker 16 (53:34):
Yeah, that's because we never got to meet in the conversation.
It was just I mean, you don't know that I
moved here where I moved from, or that I just
simply don't believe in the chakras and the crystals and
all this.

Speaker 13 (53:50):
You just moved here from where.

Speaker 1 (53:53):
I don't think that's the point, Jenna.

Speaker 4 (53:56):
Okay, I'm sorry for being in tune with myself.

Speaker 16 (54:01):
I'm not trying to knock it all right, Like, you know,
I just felt you weren't really open to who I am.
You know, you were interviewing me for a vibe check,
like you wonder to see if we are vibes match.

Speaker 10 (54:13):
And that's it.

Speaker 13 (54:15):
I thought that we clicked.

Speaker 10 (54:17):
I mean, you're not You're not boring, all right, I'll
give you.

Speaker 4 (54:22):
Well, Okay, what if you try again and maybe we
do something quieter, like a walk with the dogs and
no talking about past lives.

Speaker 1 (54:33):
Would you like another day with Jenna? Will pay for it?

Speaker 16 (54:36):
Listen, Jenna, I think you're a lot of things, but
just maybe not my thing.

Speaker 10 (54:42):
Okay, Like you're cool, but I don't think so.

Speaker 13 (54:47):
Just admit it. You vibed more with my dog than me.

Speaker 10 (54:52):
Oh yeah, one hundred percent. Your dog is chill, like
I love the dog.

Speaker 13 (54:57):
That's because you're uly grounded, unlike some people.

Speaker 10 (55:02):
Can I can I go on a second date with
just a dog? Is that cool?

Speaker 13 (55:09):
I mean no, we're inseparable. He gets separation anxiety. I
couldn't just give you him.

Speaker 1 (55:15):
I think he was joking.

Speaker 13 (55:16):
But oh okay, well then I mean yeah, sure, okay.

Speaker 1 (55:26):
Jubile's first Date follow up. It's time for Nina's what's trending?
Do you remember the artist behind the banana tape to
the wall? Yeah? Yeah, that guy.

Speaker 3 (55:33):
He sold that piece for about six point two million dollars. Well,
he's got a new piece that's just sold for twelve
point one million dollars, and this one's called America.

Speaker 1 (55:43):
I'm excited to hear what it is. A walnut. I
will tell you what it is due to a piece
of drywall.

Speaker 3 (55:50):
Oh no, that look a good guess, But I'll tell
you what it is in just a second. But first,
speaking about America, Elon Musk was just at the White
House and he is getting roasted for this sneakers that
he wore. It was a dinner with the Prince and
he had sneakers on with a suit.

Speaker 1 (56:05):
Or looking at him right now, Yeah, sneakers at all.
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (56:08):
This is dope, I like, and at first glance, they
actually don't look that offensive. But people have decided to
roast him because they look so big, almost too big
for your funny on him, and they looked pretty funny
on him. So he's getting things like wearing shoes too
big for your feet is like stuffing your bra as
a woman.

Speaker 2 (56:25):
So I just had to give him props because, like,
that's the kind of thing you can do when you've
actually made it right, when you're actually successful. I mean,
he's the richest man in the world, right, Yeah, yeah,
So that dude can go to go to the White
House in weird sneakers and it's fine if you and
I had for some reason, we're to go to the
White House and we try to show up without the
proper footwear on or wearing a suit.

Speaker 1 (56:45):
They probably turned us away.

Speaker 2 (56:47):
Must go there in sweatpants, a dirty T shirt, some big,
funky shoes, come on in a musk.

Speaker 3 (56:55):
I love it so and people are having a heyday
with it. So if you'd like to see those, you
can look up Elon sneakers because it is trending big time.
For those of you who are friends of the show
Frint or fans of the show Friends. Did you know
that there was a spinoff called Joey? Oh?

Speaker 4 (57:11):
I know.

Speaker 3 (57:11):
I didn't know that either, So there was a whole
sitcom on NBC that was a spinoff in two thousand
and four. There's a total of like thirty eight episodes,
but the final episodes never aired until now gone really,
so all these years later, you can now finally watch
the final episodes of the Joey spinoff that are available
on the Friend's YouTube channel.

Speaker 1 (57:33):
So there you have it, all these years later. Do
you even remember what those episodes were? Okay, I have
no idea that the show ever.

Speaker 3 (57:41):
Existed, though I didn't either, So now you know something
new to binge. And lastly, we'll go right back to
the artists who just made a killing twelve point one
million dollars. This is the artist behind the banana tape
to the wall. His latest piece is called America. And
what it is is an eighteen carrot gold toilet. Oh,
it's always wanted one of those in my house. It's

(58:02):
sold at an auction, and I mean it's exactly what
you think it is. It's two hundred and twenty three
pounds of eighteen carrot gold toilet.

Speaker 1 (58:11):
That's dope.

Speaker 3 (58:12):
Yeah, it's authentic, and it's signed by the artist himself.

Speaker 1 (58:15):
So that's cool. What are you going to do with
a gold toilet? Twelve point one million dollars and it's
called America.

Speaker 2 (58:20):
I've always wanted to be successful enough to have a
huge mansion. And then in the back of that, no
bathroom's in the actual mansion I live in. Sure, in
the back of that another mansion that is just an
outhouse with a gold toilet right in the middle of it. Interesting,
So that would be the perfect gold toilet that I
could get for the middle of my mansion outouse.

Speaker 3 (58:38):
Not to like point flaws in your dreams, but you
know how often you go to the bathroom. Yeah, it'll
be convenient for you to leave your home and to
go all the way outside to if.

Speaker 2 (58:47):
I if I made enough money to have a mansion
and an imagined outhouse in the back with a gold
bathroom in it, I would have people.

Speaker 1 (58:53):
Being able to carry me there in the back. Oh okay, true, okay, okay,
I probably have enough money that they could go for
me somehow. He already thought that far ahead. Well, that
is what stretched jewbles.

Speaker 15 (59:10):
Dirty little secret.

Speaker 1 (59:11):
You have a dirty little secret. I do.

Speaker 10 (59:14):
Well, it's a little complicated.

Speaker 11 (59:17):
I have a son that's nine years old, that is
the actual kid of my wife's best friend.

Speaker 10 (59:24):
And I found out.

Speaker 1 (59:27):
Yeah, wait, you're a new dad.

Speaker 9 (59:31):
Yeah yeah, I'm a new knowing dad. I so oh sorry.

Speaker 11 (59:36):
I've been married for nine years, and right around the
time of my wedding, one night we went out drinking,
and it was right before the wedding, and it was
so dumb, but one thing led to another.

Speaker 9 (59:51):
And we hooked up that night, and I barely remember.

Speaker 11 (59:55):
Now I have a kid, and I didn't know because
she immediately started dating someone knew right after that, and
you know, and then she got pregnant and she was
very excited, and everybody was excited for her and she
just basically told me a couple of days ago, and
I mean, I obviously I have to do something.

Speaker 1 (01:00:11):
Good luck with all that.

Speaker 8 (01:00:13):
Yeah, yeah, thank you guys, Yeah, thanks you to get
it off my chest.

Speaker 2 (01:00:17):
Thanks for donas your dirty little secret. Something completely unrelated
to the dirty little secret. Do you guys know which
NFL team is the most hated in the country. Isn't
the Chiefs the chief Victoria says.

Speaker 1 (01:00:28):
Yeah, because everybody gets annoyed by them.

Speaker 2 (01:00:29):
They just came out with a survey of the top
most hated NFL teams in the entire country. Number five
is the Dallas Cowboys and the Pittsburgh Steelers.

Speaker 1 (01:00:36):
Why people hate the Dallas Cowboys. I don't get it.
They are not that great, but like why people hate them?
People do hate them.

Speaker 2 (01:00:42):
I think it's because they like have a history of
success and then in cocaine US.

Speaker 1 (01:00:45):
Yeah, they do it a lot of that as well.

Speaker 3 (01:00:48):
Wasn't the cheerleaders and stuff too? Cheerleaders, Hi, because they're great,
but they are underpaid. Oh so you hate Okay, Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:00:54):
The New York Jets and the Agreement Packers are number three.
The Las Vegas Raiders are number two on the list,
the number one most hated NFL team, Kansas City Chiefs.

Speaker 1 (01:01:03):
Really, are you right? Because are you serious? That's dumb.
I really didn't expect that. That's ridiculous.

Speaker 2 (01:01:09):
Apparently it has over ten thousand negative mentions on just
x alone.

Speaker 1 (01:01:13):
Wow. Why that's the one thing Taylor Swift has been
bad for. Yeah, she's been bad for the Kansas City Chiefs.

Speaker 2 (01:01:20):
Another thing that they said is the Travis Kelsey and
Taylor Swift romance has people being fans of the team
that aren't actually fans of football at all.

Speaker 1 (01:01:27):
They're just there for Taylor Swift. Oh. I can see
that being annoying. Like if you're a fan and you're like,
I'm just here for a Taylor spotting so bait tickets?

Speaker 5 (01:01:34):
Good money? Are you sporting team? Are you cheering a
sporting team by paying? Why are you mad you would
feel the same way.

Speaker 1 (01:01:39):
I don't know why. Yeah, that's fair. I don't know why.
I'm surprised the Kansas City Chiefs fan, Victoria because you're
such a huge Taylor Swift fan.

Speaker 5 (01:01:44):
Oh, I know, I just don't want you just want
to jump on that bandwagon. We're not gonna lie, don't
want you're Kelsey Jersey. No, Taylor can have the same jersey.
See but I'm a fan of herb I'm not like
a wild like that kind of crazy fan, like I
don't need to care for her man, but that's my
man's on the field.

Speaker 1 (01:02:01):
But what if that's her last name, She's gonna be
Taylor Kelsey. I think he should change to Swift. I
want to see his jersey Swift on it.

Speaker 5 (01:02:08):
And then I want to be able to like say, like, oh,
do you see how swift so he moves to the field,
what's

Speaker 1 (01:02:13):
Your dirty little secret?

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