On this episode of The Jubal Show, “You vs. Victoria” takes a chaotic turn as contestants and hosts fire off some of the funniest comebacks and most surprising trivia misses yet. From unexpected one-liners to wildly wrong answers, this matchup has everything that makes the game a listener favorite.
The ultimate trivia showdown from The Jubal Show! Think you’ve got the brains to take down Victoria? Listeners go head-to-head with her in a battle of wits, testing their knowledge on everything from pop culture to random facts. Will you come out on top, or will Victoria destroy you? Play along, laugh out loud, and see if you have what it takes to claim victory!
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Episode Transcript
Call me stupid, all right, to call you stupid would
be an insult to stupid people.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
I've worn dresses with higher iques.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
But you think you're an intellectual, don't you.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
Ape It's almost time for America's favorite trivia game. You
versus Victoria. Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in
a game of trivia. So go to the jubilshow dot
com if you think you have what it takes to
knock Victoria. I was gonna say out of the top,
like seat or throne for trivia, But Okay, that was
(00:30):
like not.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Needed, Like y'all could have just like made something up.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
We're just trying to find a better way to announce
you that is accurate.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Yeah, but you could have just bit supportive, so to say,
like the best of all time or something silver medallist.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
No, you can't go.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
You can say the gold medalist best efforts. Wait, are
you to get a big effort A for effort? Spell it?
I know this, but like we'll play you were Victoria
right after this. It's the Dual Show.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
What you just said is one of the most insanely
idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point in your
rambling incoherent response. Were you even close to anything that
could be considered a rational thought? Everyone in this room
is now dumber for having listened to it. I award
you no points, and may God have mercy on your whole.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria, your
chance to take on Victoria Ramire is in a game
of trivia for twice tickets. And let's meet today's contestant
for you verus Victoria. Dylan, what's up, Dylan? How are you?
Speaker 2 (01:39):
I'm doing great?
Speaker 3 (01:39):
How about yourself? Wonderful? Thank you for asking? Victoria? How
are you?
Speaker 2 (01:43):
I'm doing great. I keep feeling I have to sneeze,
but I'm okay.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Oh and you have to pee and yeah, so if
you sneeze, he could come out ewa. Absolutely, Mark, you
laughed too hard? It does it too? All right, Well,
let's get straight to it then. What do you think done?
Should get straight to it then? Since Victoria has to
be and her allergies are killing her, hey please?
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Absolutely better.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Better.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
I think it's good to get things moving quickly when
somebody's struggling like that, You know what I mean? Dylan,
Get right into the game, get it done so that
she can go to the bathroom and you know, blowing
ose or whatever. I just I hate to think of
Victoria just sitting there waiting for the game to be
played and waiting a long time for it. WHOA, yeah,
what did you say? I didn't hear you? Can you
repeat that? Oh, Nina, thank you for asking. All right,
(02:28):
here we go thirty seconds to answer as many questions
as possible. If you don't know one, just say pass,
and Victoria has to beat you outright way and she's
outside now, Dylan, are you ready to go? Yes, here
we go, Dylan, your time starts now.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
What's the term for a diagram showing evolutionary relationships?
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Pass?
Speaker 1 (02:49):
What does the gen alpha slang term phantom tax mean?
Which three zodiac signs are water signs? What year did
the Titanic sink? Who is the most who has the
most Instagram followers? Oh?
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Kim Kardashian, All right, got that in. We'll bring Victoria
back into the studio. And while she's getting settled, Dylan,
here's a question for you. If you were a wrestler,
what would your wrestler name be?
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Oh man, you know, I think fifty big b.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
All right, Victoria, If you were a wrestler. What would
your wrestler name be?
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Oh, dude, I finally got an answer for like the
last question you asked me on trivia.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
Senorita, Yeah, because I like it? Is it a smack man?
Just you know, show release on him? Shower takes the ring?
Why you said I do not that? Here we go
(04:08):
thirty seconds goldenly a't haired to to Definitely, guys.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
If any guys are listening to this, they're not gonna
want a date.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
Your cape is a golden shower curtain. All right, thirty seconds.
Answer as many questions possible. If you don't know him,
just say pass. You have to be Dylan out right
to men, and Dylan you can tell sen'r senior when.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
To go right?
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Ready?
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Diagram showing evolutionary relationships.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
Getting hear it?
Speaker 1 (04:50):
What does the gen alphis slang term phantom tax mean?
Speaker 4 (04:53):
Bro?
Speaker 3 (04:54):
What next?
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Which three zodiac signs are water signs?
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Pisces aries? Is the aquarius one?
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Is that one of your phone print characters? I don't
know past?
Speaker 1 (05:06):
What year did the Titanic sink A long time ago?
Who has the most Instagram followers?
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Oh wait, it used to be Selena Gomez. Uh yeah,
I'll go slingoz.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Okay, got that in. Let's send it over to the
scoreboard now and see how you guys did social media
as your score as I would have.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Nobody did very well because it.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Was zero's across the board right ten. That means you win. Congratulations,
you didn't. Amazing. Let's get the answers now with Nina.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
The term for a diagram showing evolutionary relationships is called
a phylogenetic tree.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Bro what oh yeah, Philo genetic tree? My bad, so
you told you no? No.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
The jen alpha slang term phantom tax means stealing food
from a friend who uses.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
A How did you get there?
Speaker 1 (06:04):
The three zodiac signs that are water signs is cancer, Pisces,
and Scorpio.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Dang its close.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
The year the Titanic sunk was in nineteen twelve, and
Christiano Ronaldo has over six hundred and thirty five million followers.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Ah, David, I bet Selena Gomes is right after him.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
She's probably very close, Dylan, Thank you for playing. Thank
you have a good one. We play U Verse Victoria
this same time every single weekday morning. Remember if you
want to play, just dm us at the Jubile Show
or go to the jubilshow dot com and you two
can take on senior to tipp.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
The song on my handsuck in my head is Don't
Go Chase.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
That's your walkout music. I love it all right. Your
phone pranks every single hour on the twenties. Your next
one is right after this, and then right after that
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