Dirty Little Secret: She Still Has the Key… and He Has No Idea What’s Missing

In this Dirty Little Secret, a caller admits to doing something that feels justified… but maybe a little sneaky. After a divorce, one small detail never got resolved — and it’s leading to a secret routine that keeps paying off in unexpected ways. From “borrowing” everyday essentials to grabbing a few premium items, she insists it’s harmless… but is it really?

Listen as the story unfolds and sparks a hilarious debate about boundaries, breakups, and whether something becomes fair game if no one ever asks for it back.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Doubles dirty little secret.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Hello, Hello, Hey, you have a dirty little secret.

Speaker 1 (00:07):
I do.

Speaker 3 (00:10):
So me and well my ex husband now we've divorced,
but I still have.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
Keys to what used to be our house and now
it's his house.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
Right, oh boy, okay, where is this going?

Speaker 1 (00:28):
And well, you know, I mean, let's be real time.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
You know, thinks they're expensive now and we all run
out of stuff like toilet paper.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
Sugar, milk, whatever, right, and I you know, so it
says I still have the key. I go over there
and I take.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
Stuff, yes, okay, like what.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
I mean, like literally, like I'll take toilet paper, paper
towel sometimes. Like he's like addicted to beef jerky that
I love the jerky and so it's expensive and so
like I will take that. And because he's he's like
one of those like you know, bodybuilder people, so he
has to get his like protein in, so I steal

(01:19):
a lot of that. I take some of this protein
powder because that stuffs expensive. Basically. Yeah, and he he's
not like the brightest guy, so.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
He doesn't really know what's going on. But he will
call me randomly sometimes.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
And just be like, hey, like did you sud about
the house or something because you'll say, like his mail's
been moved or his keys or.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
Something to something, and I'm just.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
Like, no, I don't know what you're talking about, Like
that's crazy, Like I don't know that's weird or anything.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
No, no, no, no, no, no, he's totally old school, none
of that.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
I feel like he kind of wants you to do it.
He never changed the locks. That's his fault.

Speaker 3 (02:07):
I mean, I don't know. I mean, he did cheat
on me, so maybe I don't know, but it feels
guilty tolet paper feel guilty. Maybe, but I mean he's
definitely never called me out on it. I mean just
to ask if I've been over there, and I'm like no,

(02:28):
because I mean, hey.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
I mean, I'm not taking anything like that crazy.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
But you know, I mean, why.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
Not if he didn't ask for the key back and
he didn't change the locks.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
I mean I saw him.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
Yeah, I feel like it's fair game, and you know,
I mean it's it's you know, I just like messing
with him anyways.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
Well it's innocent, right until you guys get back together.
But yeah, I don't think that will happen. Thank you
for telling us your little secret you have a go on,
Bye bye.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
What's your dirty little secret text shubol to four one
oh six one