January 1, 2026 • 52 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Who is your favorite famous person. It's a jubil show.
And what if you got to spend eternity next to them?
Think about it, just you and the hawk to a
girl spending forever to get Wow. Could happen. And that's
something that has some citizens in Paris, France saying it's ridiculous,
and other people are calling this exploitive. But the city
(00:21):
of Paris, France is doing something ridiculous and somethink it's
the best thing ever. Also, some officials here in the
US are thinking about doing this in our country. What
is it? It's the Paris death lottery. What it sounds
like a movie? Sounds like a bad movie movie. Now,
it's the Paris death lottery, where residents are able to
(00:42):
enter a lottery to be buried in one of their
famous cemeteries next to a famous person. Do they have
to pay to be a part of the lottery? Yes, okay.
Paris watched the burial lottery, allowing citizens to win the
right and buy and restore historic tomb. Paris residents must
submit an application to the city Hall for the lottery.
The registration fee is one hundred and twenty five euro
(01:03):
whoa as well as a five hundred word long essay
as to why they deserve to be buried next to
a famous.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Not the essay, I mean, if you think about it,
you already have to pay to get buried, so like,
why not pay to be buried to next to a
famous I'm just trying to understand how it works.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
A lot of these places where the famous people are
buried are closed.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
There's not room to bury anybody.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
So are you going to unearth people that are next
to the famous person or like scatter your ashes?
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Like, how does that work? Well, it's a initiative that's
focused on reviving decaying graves at a famous cemetery in
France with the final resting place of Jim Morrison, Oscar
Wilde and other famous Parisians. Winners get to restore one
of thirty tombs across three Paris cemeteries. Oh but the
catch is if you win the lottery to be buried
in one of these famous cemeteries next to a famous person,
(01:50):
they must restore the monument within six months and plots
cost about four thousand euro. So you're winning the lottery,
but you star have to pay to be buried there. Yeah,
four thousand year o which is almost five thousand dollars
US with an additional lease fee of up to twenty
thousand dollars for forever residency. So what are they going
to do? You lease it, so they're going to move
you at some point, That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Then the next lottery winner gets to be buried next
to Oscar Wild. You get to be there for five
years and then move on.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
I mean that's still five years.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
You get to hang out next to them, But where
do you go after the five years?
Speaker 1 (02:20):
And my question, like, they can't just put me in
a dumpster ap to the normal people cemetery. I guess,
is there any famous person that you would want to
be buried next to? You pay that much money to
be buried next to them? Okay, this easy? Really? Why not?
Are you kidding me? I would love to be back
next to her, even for a year. I'll pay her
and her cat absolutely, oh.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Yes, and then I put my cats and then urcastle
book be friends, so then maybe she'll like let me stay.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
A little longer.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Oh my gosh, you guys be dancing in the clouds
looking down on your.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Graves, like, yeah, look at all the people that are
coming to see Taylor.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Some of the applicants have reportedly submitted headshots so that
they know that they would still look good after death. Hey, oh,
that's not a bad idea. That's a great idea. The
most competitive category is a tomb with a view. It's
a plot that overlooks Jim Morrison's grave. Oh okay, I don't
see that. I don't just don't see the point in this.
Who cares?
Speaker 5 (03:08):
What me?
Speaker 1 (03:09):
What do you mean? Who cares?
Speaker 6 (03:10):
Do you really?
Speaker 1 (03:11):
I think about this too.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Like, if it was going to be anybody I would
probably want to do, like Marilyn Monroe or something like
that should be a good one, just because I'm just
so fascinated.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
But then, like what you know, like what if I
don't know, you'd get to like I don't like to
feel their.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Vibe, like feel their spirits, Like next to Betty, Why
you don't much fun? She would be great time.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Can't you just like summon them from wherever you are?
Do you have to be at the grave?
Speaker 7 (03:32):
Well?
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Because of this lottery that they're having in Paris, France,
where you can enter a lottery to be buried in
a famous cemetery next to famous people who have already
passed on. One man was arrested because they brought a
Ouiji board to the site of Oscar Wilde to ask
his approval to be buried next to it. Why would
they arrest him for that? That's a fair question.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Is not so creepy. No, But if you're gonna do it,
you might as well ask.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
I'm paying already. That's another thing. There's also a couple's
plot upgrade called the final double Date and get a
second half price if your partner quote checks out within
twenty five years of you. Sorry, but the name of
it is so mixed, and apparently some people are considering
(04:19):
bringing this same idea to the US. Inspired by Paris,
American cities are exploring the concept of having a burial lottery.
To a memo from one of the famous cemeteries in
our country said that it would help because it would
help fund graveyard upkeep and also boost posthumous tourism. I
didn't know that was a thing. It's posthumous tourism. Yeah, interesting,
(04:43):
after you die tourism is a thing.
Speaker 8 (04:45):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
I thought it was like like that people would go
and visit graveyards like grave sites of the people that
they liked, like that tourism is a thing.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Yeah, yeah, I'm thinking that they just want because you're
getting buried next to the famous person.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
It's not like people are coming to visit you, right right,
but they'll see me. So I have a really good
picture on my tombstone next to me?
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Is that girl? Another line from the leaked memo that
they got a hold of said it would make death profitable. Again,
WHOA why just you could leave that sentence out? Isn't
that the headstones job? Isn't that where they make money?
Speaker 2 (05:18):
But I will say it's not a bad idea if
you think about it, because there are a lot of
tombstones that they start breaking down, So this is a
good way to.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Like upkeep them. I thought it was a family's responsibility
to take care of that. Maybe that's justn't I don't
know should be. But there's no living relatives who's going
to keep it? What official Comparis said, some people dream
of living near celebrities, Parisians dream of dying near them.
Speaker 8 (05:43):
It's another jewbile phone frame.
Speaker 7 (05:45):
On the twenties.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Yeah, what's up? It's talk?
Speaker 9 (05:57):
Oh I'm sorry, can you say that again?
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Yeah? It's donk doc Don donk like do you And
oh you know what, I think my resume had like
my whole name on it. This is Paul Dunkler, but
like people call me donk Uh. We had an interview
schedule at this time for a receptionist at your law office.
Speaker 9 (06:22):
Oh yeah, okay, Paul, yes.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Yeah, but you can do if you you knew, that's
just what everybody needs me.
Speaker 9 (06:32):
Okay, you'd like me to call you dunk.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Yeah, that's cool. I mean you could call me Paul
if you want to, but like most people, just call
me donk.
Speaker 9 (06:41):
Okay, all right, well thanks for calling.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Yeah, so like I'm excited to crush it, thank you
for interviewing me for this position, you know, and I'm
really like tell you all about hal slit.
Speaker 9 (06:54):
Okay, so yeah, go ahead, tell me a little bit
about yourself if you don't mind.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
When name is donk.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (07:06):
And can you tell me a little bit more about yourself?
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Oh yeah, I could bench two fifty three times four
times sometimes and like, uh, the other day, like I'm sorry,
I forgot the question.
Speaker 9 (07:25):
And I was just asking you a little bit about yourself,
but could you actually tell me a little bit more
about your work? Experience, We don't. That's great that you
can do the exercise stuff, but yeah, we're actually really
interested in hearing about your work experience and what would
make you an appropriate candidate.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Like I really want to be a lawyer, so like
getting the foot in the door, you know, I figure,
like you know, sometimes in life, dude, you got to
start low on the tote and pull in order to
be like the top but you know, head boss person,
you know. And so like I figure, if I want
to be a lawyer, dude, I got to start answering
(08:05):
phones and then eventually I'll be in the courtroom, you know,
doing my thing. So that's what I'm doing.
Speaker 9 (08:14):
Okay, you want to get this job because you want.
Speaker 10 (08:17):
To be a lawyer.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Yeah, so yeah, but.
Speaker 9 (08:21):
Do you have law experience?
Speaker 10 (08:23):
Have you?
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Okay? So y'all, Like I think what you're asking is
have I ever been arrested before? And yes, dude, but
like only once and that was because the dude started
a fight with me. Bro, you know, that is.
Speaker 9 (08:38):
Not what I was asking. So okay, So it sounds
like you did not go to school through law.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
No matter what, dude, I'm going to become a lawyer,
you know, And so I'm very excited to be interviewing
with you, and like I'm even willing to do the
job pro boner if you want for a little while.
Speaker 10 (08:56):
I'm sorry to do pro boner.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Yeah, that's the legal term that means for free.
Speaker 9 (09:03):
That that's extremely inappropriate. I don't think that.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Happens inappropriate for me to use like legal language if
I'm not like an optional law person that legal language.
Speaker 9 (09:16):
That's not legal language.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Pro boner means like for free.
Speaker 9 (09:21):
Pro bono means for free. I'm going to go ahead
and end this interview because this is absolutely not going
to work out, and I would highly encourage you to
not speak to people like this in future interviews whatever
you're going for, but this is going to be a
no for us as well.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Episode Donk is kind of confused right now.
Speaker 9 (09:41):
You're not getting the job, Donk, Oh, we're not an
appropriate candidate for the receptionist.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Okay, So like what you're saying is like you don't
want to work with Donk, so that like you and
I can go out.
Speaker 9 (09:55):
You know, obviously you are obviously best student to be
like a towel tendant at a gym. Okay, so that's
what you should look into doing right now. And honestly,
I'm going to go talk to Rosa right now because
she's the one that recommended you. And this is incredibly awful.
I cannot believe that I wasted my time with this.
So why don't you go crush a protein shake I
guess or whatever it is the do apparently, and just get.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Off of this phone. Well, first, I won't let you
know it's a prank phone call.
Speaker 11 (10:25):
What.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Yeah, this is actually Dubil from the Jubil Show doing
a phone prank on you. Your coworker Rosa set you up.
Speaker 12 (10:32):
Oh my god, she said that you're hiring for a
reception at the office.
Speaker 8 (10:45):
Oh god, wake up every morning with Jubile phone pranks,
we say, mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Give us three minutes and we'll give you everything you
need to know for the day. With Nina's what's trending?
Speaker 3 (10:55):
Well, if you're tired of swiping on the apps, this
is for the single people. There's a new theory called
the Ohio theory that may be your new route to love,
your new trip to.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Love in Ohio. Yeah, Ohio's for lovers. Lovers who told
you that there's a state that's for lovers. I'm not
Virginia Virginia. Okay, well i'll tell you though, Ohio theory
in just a second.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
But first, on the same topic, kind of as we
do the year end round up, there is one particular
type of what's the word I can say, kink, right, yeah,
one particular type of choice on the menu, a particular burger.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
There we go. This burger is ordered.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
This one way and it's definitely getting people very excited.
Forget about floor six. There's a whole new thing out here.
I'm sorry, I know that was a stretch. Okay, I'm like,
let me start over, let me start over. I'm trying
to dance around it. So Finder has competition because now
people aren't just excited by feet. The number one thing
(12:06):
people get excited by this year is armpits.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
What ye really? Armpits? I didn't understand feet, and now
I really don't understand.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
And there's a name for it. It's called michelle Langia.
Well great lagnia. I don't really know how to pronounce it,
but it looks like mashell.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Versus victoria spell whatever that word is. So there's just
the people are really into armpit picks.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
Yeah, so if armpits, your jam. Just know that you're
into mashall Lagnia four.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
One six one. You're anonymous on the text line, you know.
I just want to do a poll real quick. If
you dig the armpit stuff, let us know. I just
want to see how many people are.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
I actually used to work with a guy and he
would tell me all about how he would always go
home and cuddle his wife's armpit every day.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
How do you how do you even cuddle it armpits?
Speaker 13 (12:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Just I don't know. You would just stick his head
right in her armpit. He loved it. He would it
was weird.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
He would talk about the smell, how soft it was,
just everything about the armpit, in that little bit of
skin in between the armpit and like your collar bone.
He just would go on and on about how much
he loved it. I'm like, Wow, your wife sounds awesome.
I mean, she really was awesome, But it just was
such a crazy thing.
Speaker 11 (13:20):
I start feeling more and more okay with being single
when I hear things like this, because people are weird.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Now, he loved it. I don't know if she knows
that I know how much she loved her armpit, But
that just does not sound. He got excited about it.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
And lastly, the Ohio theory is where you're supposed to
go to Ohio if you're looking for a partner, especially men.
I guess in Ohio the men they are excellent. They
take care of you, they're polite, they've got good values,
all the things. So people are now jumping on airplanes competition.
But it's not just Ohio. It's not just Ohio. It's
(13:53):
it's anywhere. But Ohio is getting highlighted because the person
that created this theory loves Ohio so much. But really
it's encouraging people to think about where the people that
they've liked the most, that they've encountered in their life
and go travel there and find their person. I mean
it could be Florida. I mean, it could be anywhere
about Spain. But Ohio is getting a lot of love
and attention. So they're about to have a big tourist
(14:13):
but them next year into Ohio. Whenever I think Cleveland,
I think romance.
Speaker 11 (14:20):
Yeah always, yeah, yeah, exactly what beautiful skies on Cleveland.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
It was a show, but we're rare. Nothing says love
like Cleveland. That's what's trending.
Speaker 8 (14:31):
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Speaker 1 (14:38):
Ryan is on the phone today for our first dight
follow up and he's getting ghosted by Christine. So in
a few minutes we're gonna call her and see if
she'll tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe get
him another date. But first, Ryan, how long has it
been since you heard from Christine?
Speaker 5 (14:52):
It's been a minutes.
Speaker 14 (14:53):
I'm not gonna lie getting a little I'm excited that
we can reconnect when I'm a little bit sarn why
she hasn't gone back to me.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
Okay, that's fair, But when you say, like it's been
a few minutes.
Speaker 15 (15:05):
Like a week, like I would say within a week, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Let's talk about the date and see if you can
figure out why.
Speaker 14 (15:14):
Well, this is a confusing part. Okay, So, like we
went to this Italian food festival. Okay, we're in this
park and it was like so awesome that there was
like boots everywhere, like mozzarella, farst mozzarella, everything is writing.
Speaker 11 (15:28):
Yeah, and we.
Speaker 14 (15:30):
Both geeked out clearly she's into food like I am,
and we were just I mean, we ended up in
this little sort of tiny family down sort of run
like deli okay, and it's so good, like insane Italian
combo sandwich, like life changing sandwich.
Speaker 5 (15:46):
Okay really, and so after stuff in our faces, sheat
up this little dive bar and it was just like
old jukebox sticky boors, darts that never go straight, and
somehow she destroyed the dark totally just wiped the floor.
Speaker 14 (16:04):
To me, not even competitive, but it was fun, you know, yeah,
and yeah, and then she stayed over.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Oh okay, So it sounds like the date went well.
Speaker 14 (16:15):
Oh phenomenal. I mean, laughing, talking, vibing and look, I'm
not gonna lie if we hook up. Yes, and everything
was just great.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
So then what went wrong?
Speaker 4 (16:28):
Well, you know, listen, okay, I don't know exactly.
Speaker 14 (16:32):
And I know, you know, dates can be fun, it's
still going away, but with her, it just felt so different.
You know, she's really chill, nobia s energy and look,
I like I didn't feel like I was trying to
appress or anything like that. We just you know, we
just clicked, you know, that's.
Speaker 11 (16:51):
Yeah, well uh huh yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 15 (16:55):
Well Well here's the thing.
Speaker 4 (16:57):
Okay, So I think I think she stole my punch card.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
Excuse punch card.
Speaker 14 (17:04):
Yeah, okay, So because we're both into food and stuff
like that, I showed her, like Dellie's punch.
Speaker 4 (17:10):
Cards from these Okay, it's like this restaurant.
Speaker 14 (17:13):
It's like twenty sandwiches, get you a free sandwich every
week for six months if you're finished in under three months.
And look, it's a stupid flex but she was impressed.
She was like checking it out the whole time, you know,
like I mean, she was hanging out. So it's funny,
like it was kind of like a ronic joke. But
then the next morning, the card's just gone. Okay, it
just vanished and she left before I woke up, and Oz,
(17:35):
I think she took it, like pocketed it, and I
know she's goes to here because she doesn't want to
face that, And like, who stowed a.
Speaker 15 (17:41):
Punch card And it's not even money, it's sandwiches. It's weird.
Speaker 3 (17:45):
You did use it to impress her though, So like,
clearly you guys both appreciate the sandwich punch.
Speaker 15 (17:53):
Yeah, could you have just.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
Dropped it though? Are you sure she stole it?
Speaker 4 (17:57):
It was I am telling you I know where it is.
Speaker 14 (17:59):
If she had it last it's gone I checked everywhere.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Okay, and I worked hard for that. So do you
want another day or you just want your punch card back?
Speaker 15 (18:11):
Both? I'll take her for it.
Speaker 16 (18:12):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
Ryan is on the phone today for our first date
follow up and he's getting ghosted by Christine. So we're
about to call her and see if she'll tell us
why she's ghosting him and maybe get him a second date.
But first, Ryan, why don't you recap your date again
real quick?
Speaker 11 (18:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 14 (18:27):
So Christina and I went out and we hit like
this super cool food festival, ate a bunch of food,
had a great time, and then we ended up going
back to my place hooking up. But when she left
in the morning, I noticed that my punch card for
this great restaurant is like gone, and I think that
she took it.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
Okay, so we're going to fight. So our mission here
is to find out why you're getting ghosted, maybe get
you a second date, and also get your punch card back.
Speaker 12 (18:56):
Yes, okay, here, we are you ready?
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Okay? Hello? Hi man, I speak to Christine. Please?
Speaker 10 (19:22):
Is this she?
Speaker 11 (19:23):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Christine? How are you? This is a radio show, It's
called The Jebel Show. Hi, Christine, I'm Nina. Hi, I'm
Victoria and my name is Jubel. How are you. I'm good,
how are you great? Thanks for asking. Have you ever
listened to the show before?
Speaker 14 (19:39):
No?
Speaker 1 (19:39):
Oh cool? Okay, so a little bit about us. We
do a segment called it's called the First Aid follow Up.
That's where if you go out on a date with
somebody and then you end up ghosting them, that person
can email us to get you on the phone and
ask about why you're ghosting them. Do you have a
few minutes to talk to us because we got an
email about you from somebody? Oh god, my go so
(20:03):
are you gusting somebody?
Speaker 17 (20:07):
I guess there's somebody that comes to mind, but I
haven't responded.
Speaker 3 (20:12):
Okay, so this is like an intentional or you just
like I'll get back to him later.
Speaker 18 (20:19):
I don't know.
Speaker 17 (20:20):
I just I guess I just didn't know what to say,
and then, you know, like time got away.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
From me kind of Yeah. Okay, Well, who are you
talking about. Let's make sure it's the same person.
Speaker 4 (20:32):
His name is.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
Ryan, Yes, Christine, that's who emailed us. Ryan emailed us.
He told us about your date. He said it was
awesome and he really liked you. But he's wondering why
you're not getting back to him. Can you tell us?
Speaker 11 (20:46):
Okay?
Speaker 19 (20:46):
It was a sort of embarrassing and I don't usually kiss.
Speaker 10 (20:50):
And tell, but I guess I was just in bed.
Speaker 19 (20:54):
He was kind of like, I don't even know how
to say this nicely. He was mid, oh.
Speaker 14 (21:04):
I mean, are you are you kidding me?
Speaker 1 (21:10):
Ryan, He's on the phone and talk to you.
Speaker 19 (21:14):
I wasn't excting that.
Speaker 18 (21:17):
Yeah, some awkward, but yeah, I mean.
Speaker 17 (21:20):
I would say, mid, and you're not You're really okay.
I'm sorry, You're not awful. It's just like there was
a lot of talking and.
Speaker 19 (21:29):
You were like giving me play by place like it
was like show or something. And at one point you
it was just a lot of verbal At one point
you whispered, time to stack the layers like that right
in my ear.
Speaker 15 (21:46):
Listen. I was being placedful. I was being playful and original.
Speaker 11 (21:50):
I was being playful.
Speaker 15 (21:51):
Christine's Jack the layers is like romantic. It's a medichale
for death and blaze army. Come on.
Speaker 19 (21:57):
I mean, okay, I thought you had and so it
was like, you're sweet.
Speaker 17 (22:02):
The day was really fun and I was open, you know,
I was open at that point to seeing.
Speaker 11 (22:07):
Where things could go.
Speaker 19 (22:08):
But I don't know if it's gonna work out, to
be honest.
Speaker 15 (22:12):
Yeah right, I know what this is. I know what
it is. Christine.
Speaker 14 (22:16):
You know it didn't work out because you're a liar
and you old my punch card. Okay, and I'm not
gonna let you ruin my bedroom wrapper talk about this
potential bullsh Listen.
Speaker 15 (22:26):
He was the last one to see my punch card
and now it's gone. That just own it.
Speaker 19 (22:30):
Oh my god, I did not take your stupid punch cart. Like,
why would I risk my integrity for the sandwich punch cart?
It's not the holy Grail.
Speaker 11 (22:39):
It's just.
Speaker 15 (22:41):
Because you admired it. And why were you handling it
all night? You asked questions about it, who held it?
Then it was gone? Where else would it go?
Speaker 2 (22:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 19 (22:49):
I admired it like a museum pie is not like
I was.
Speaker 18 (22:52):
Planning at Heidi's.
Speaker 19 (22:54):
I mean, have you looked between your couch Christians?
Speaker 11 (22:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 15 (22:59):
I looked at.
Speaker 19 (23:03):
Your self awareness in there too, because it seems to
be missing as well.
Speaker 15 (23:07):
Oh that's really really good.
Speaker 14 (23:10):
That's really good, as good as the sandwich you're probably
gonna steal once you take the punch card and cash
it in.
Speaker 15 (23:14):
I already know the deal. Man.
Speaker 18 (23:16):
I don't have your punch card.
Speaker 19 (23:18):
It's in your house somewhere. Your house is kind of
a mess. You have one time.
Speaker 14 (23:22):
God, yeah, your morals are a mess. If you're stealing
on a date and you think that's okay, it's not okay.
And I'm telling you if I had I wish, I
wish I had a camera, I would I should have
set up a camera.
Speaker 15 (23:33):
You'ld be so red handed right now.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
You can know what the second layers was if you
had a camera, Christine, I might know the answer to this.
I'm gonna ask, though, would you like a second date
with Ryan? We will pay for it?
Speaker 18 (23:48):
Nod and bad, Yeah.
Speaker 14 (23:59):
They say, whatever you want. Steve, we both know you
like my sandwich card and you and you're gonna just know.
I hope that's.
Speaker 19 (24:08):
It's like under your stack of nail and you're gonna
be so embarious.
Speaker 15 (24:13):
Oh yeah, I'm really embarrassed. Trust I looked everywhere. I
know my sandwich card.
Speaker 18 (24:17):
Okay, good bye, Sandwich King.
Speaker 6 (24:21):
You know what's weird about your quizzes, Katie, is that
all the work is right and just the answers are wrong.
I know that having a boyfriend may seem like the
most important thing in the world right now, but you
don't have to dumb yourself down to get guys to
like you.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
Yes, time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game
of trivia. Then let's meet today's contestant for you verus
Victoria Anna. How are you Anna? Hi?
Speaker 8 (24:48):
Lard you Bill, I am bad belius.
Speaker 19 (24:50):
Thank you for the opportunity to try and take.
Speaker 18 (24:53):
Victoria down again. Before you know, Victoria, you're a sweetheart,
and I love I'm listening to you all, but you
know I'm a very competitive person.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
And yeah, all right, We're gonna send Victoria out of
the studio. And here's how the game is played. You
have thirty seconds answer as many questions as possible. If
you don't know one, just say passed, and Victoria has
to beat you outright to win. Okay, okay, all right,
here we go. Your time starts now. In which country
was Pablo Picasso born?
Speaker 15 (25:26):
Italy?
Speaker 1 (25:27):
Which US state has the most islands?
Speaker 9 (25:31):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (25:32):
What is the largest body of water on Earth?
Speaker 4 (25:37):
Atlantic?
Speaker 1 (25:39):
Which singer is nicknamed the material Girl.
Speaker 9 (25:42):
Madonna.
Speaker 3 (25:43):
The play Death of a Salesman was written by which
playwright who composed the famous piece for a lease.
Speaker 4 (25:55):
Purely?
Speaker 1 (25:56):
All right? Got that in. We'll bring Victoria back into
the studio. And while she's coming back in and getting
her headphones on and stuff, here's a question for you. Anna.
If everybody had to wear a warning label, what would
your say, do.
Speaker 19 (26:10):
Not touch unless you have good intentions?
Speaker 1 (26:13):
That's a good one, Victoria. If everybody had to wear
a warning label, what would your warning say with caution?
All right, here we go thirty seconds to answer as
many questions as possible. If you don't know one, just
say pass and Victoria you have to be on outright
to win, and Hona, you can tell Victoria win to.
Speaker 20 (26:31):
Go once again?
Speaker 14 (26:33):
Victoria, good lack.
Speaker 15 (26:34):
Let's go in.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
Which country was Pablo Picasso born? Oh? I don't know
which US state has the most island that's the name though?
Speaker 16 (26:43):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (26:44):
Which US state has Hawaii? What is the largest body
of water on earth?
Speaker 5 (26:48):
No?
Speaker 1 (26:49):
One else? What islands?
Speaker 21 (26:51):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (26:52):
The oh? Crap?
Speaker 5 (26:54):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (26:54):
Atlantic Ocean? Which singer is nicknamed the material girl? Uh?
That's no wait, what was the question?
Speaker 1 (27:08):
Your singers? They came to the Material Girl. Oh yeah,
that's not what I at all. Well, let's send it
over to the scoreboard and see how you guys did
our normal scoreboard, Gabby, our social media producers not in today.
Speaker 3 (27:20):
So Nina has your score? Well, not shocking, Sorry, Vic,
she got zero.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
You don't have to say not shocking. Well, I mean
you didn't make it that far. You're singing Barbie Girl. Hey,
that just really understanding.
Speaker 11 (27:31):
Anna.
Speaker 3 (27:33):
She's trying to demolish you and you're calling me not fair.
She's singing Barbie Girl over the material. Okay, and Anna,
you got to actually whoa congratulations on the time did
so much.
Speaker 19 (27:45):
When that Madonna song, when the Madonna.
Speaker 18 (27:48):
Ut you came up, I was like, oh I got this.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
Maybe I'll actually win the Madonna question. I know, before
your time Wait the answers now with Nina, and you
might what the Madonna question is.
Speaker 3 (28:01):
Hey, Pablo Picasso was born in Spain. The US state
with the most islands is actually Alaska. What the largest
body of water on earth is the Pacific Ocean.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
Oh dang it.
Speaker 3 (28:14):
The singer that's nicknamed the material Girl is Madonna.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
Well that's not your fault. That is before your time? Yeah,
why is she nickname the material Girl? She had a
song called material Girl, but also I didn't I was
like thinking it was Cindy Lauper for some reason.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
She's another one from that same time someone sing the
song record the Material Girl.
Speaker 3 (28:31):
Yeah, way are living in a material world?
Speaker 1 (28:38):
I didn't know that one day.
Speaker 20 (28:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (28:42):
The plain Death of the Salesman was written by Arthur Miller,
who was married to Marilyn Monroe at one point. And
then the famous piece for a lease is by Ludwig
van Beethoven. You know yeah, no, no, no, no, no no, no,
that one.
Speaker 11 (28:56):
No.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
But I used to be in a class like a
club that had to guess like bay Covid songs.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
I fully only joined that club, so that I think
the clubs that guess Beethoven songs. That was a club.
How did that work? It was called music Memory and
it was like a U. I L club, so like
we had to like go compete. I was so bad
at that. It was like what's it's I don't actually
know something leak like interscholastic, Yes, it's okay, and then
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you go and like after it's like a program. But
I was like a sport where you would guess Beethoven tunes. Interesting,
I've never heard of.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
That classical songs and you had to like guess like
who it is, and like by who it's from and
all these things.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
I was so bad at it, but I wanted the
free probably that I have never seen that, but I
would definitely watch that competition way too. It was so hard.
Thank you for playing. Appreciate you.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
It's time to catch a cheater on the Tubile Show.
Speaker 1 (29:53):
Just Sine is on the phone today for to Catch
a Cheater and she's been with her husband Paul for
four years, but now she thinks to something might be
going on, so we'll see if we can have her out.
Just see. Sorry you have to come on the show
this way, but what's up? Why do you think Paul's cheating?
Speaker 10 (30:07):
I mean, he's just kind of acting really strange.
Speaker 13 (30:10):
He's been, you know, outly kind of cold to me,
not very affectionate.
Speaker 10 (30:17):
Anytime that I try to be intimate with him, he's
like pushing me away, and that's really not normal. And
it was just so sudden that I just there wasn't
anything that happened that would have warrant that type of behavior.
Speaker 13 (30:29):
So I'm just a little bit thrown off, and I
just feel like this could be the most likely situation
because it just doesn't feel like him anymore.
Speaker 3 (30:39):
Have you tried to, like, I don't know, sneak in
there a little bit, try to lighten him up and
like you know, try to initiate things and see if
he like, is he receptive? Have you talked to him
like anything to try to help it.
Speaker 10 (30:50):
I've tried. I've tried talking to him. I've tried being
affectionate with him.
Speaker 13 (30:53):
I've tried, you know, just asking for communication, and he's
just been very like stone.
Speaker 10 (30:58):
Well even the other night I bought some in sexty.
Speaker 16 (31:02):
Aware when he came home from work and he literally
barely even looked.
Speaker 10 (31:05):
At me and walked right past me and said he
was tired.
Speaker 1 (31:09):
Oh, I'm so sorry that one hurts, And that just
happened all of a sudden. Has he ever been that way?
Speaker 2 (31:15):
Never?
Speaker 1 (31:16):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (31:17):
So outside of just kind of acting different towards you, Like,
do you feel like he's talking to different people, like
anything else weird that's happening. That kind of gives you
an idea of like who it could be.
Speaker 13 (31:27):
I mean, I've seen him a little bit more secretive
with his phone, and you know.
Speaker 10 (31:32):
I've just I think I maybe saw like something in
his TESTI mesical.
Speaker 5 (31:35):
He pulled his.
Speaker 13 (31:36):
Phone away really quick when he got a message, so
I hoped some suspicions, but hi, you know, I mean
just at this point, like I just have this weird
gut feeling, and usually that's that's right, so I to
make sure what's going on.
Speaker 10 (31:47):
Also, the other day he was in the bathroom and
I could tell he was watching something. And when I
asked somebody, it's super defensive, almost like really angry at me,
and he told me don't worry about it. It's not my business.
Speaker 3 (31:59):
And I'm like, way, whoa like a social video media
video or like a video?
Speaker 13 (32:05):
I mean it sounded like a little intimate for something online.
Speaker 10 (32:10):
It was not super loud, so I couldn't really live
too clearly. But I don't know. It's just his reaction.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
Oh or maybe video chatting with somebody that would.
Speaker 10 (32:20):
Be that would be bold, but I guess that's possible too.
Speaker 3 (32:24):
I'm so sorry this doesn't sound very good if you're
just joining us for Today's to Catch a Cheater.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
Justine is on the phone and she thinks that her husband,
Paul of four years might be messing around. So we're
about to call him and pretend to be from the
grocery store that he's a rewards card member at and
say that he's this month's lucky winner of free flowers
delivered from our floral department, and we'll see if he
sends those flowers to his wife, Justine or to somebody else.
But before we do that, Justine, why don't you tell
us about your situation again real quick?
Speaker 10 (32:51):
So, I mean right now, I'm just really unsure as
far as his behaviors. He's been acting very cold, very distant.
Speaker 16 (32:58):
Not receptive to like intimacy, and I have just seen
his behavior shift, like with his phone. I just keep
seeing him being more secretive, just a lot of things
that just don't really feel feel right. So whenever I
try to be intimate with him, he just pushes me away.
He like completely stonewalls me and just asks. He keeps
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going to bed, but he just seems aggressive and frustrated.
He doesn't seem like him.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
All right, you ready for us to call him and see.
Speaker 10 (33:30):
I'm ready as I'll be all right.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
Hello, Hey, this is horrible calling from I was looking
for our rewards card member named Paul.
Speaker 11 (33:49):
This is him.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
Hey Paul, please don't hang up. This is not a
marketing phone call. I'm actually calling with it big congratulations,
you're this month's winner.
Speaker 11 (33:57):
Oh okay, okay, yeah, I do show up you guys
pretty often.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
Well, we know and we've noticed, and thank you sweet.
Speaker 11 (34:04):
I'm a winner.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
I win well every single month. I don't know if
you know this or not. We choose one Rewards Card
member who gets a free gift from us, and this
month it's free flowers delivered from our Florida department. You've
won thirty six long stem red roses, a box of
candy or chocolate, and a card to be delivered to
anybody that you want, absolutely free. It's a three hundred
and sixteen dollars value. Congratulations.
Speaker 11 (34:23):
Oh wow, that's that's all pretty cool.
Speaker 1 (34:27):
Well, thank you very much for shopping with us. And
it's very simple. First thing I would need to be
the first and last name of the person you want
to send them to, and then anything you want to
put on a card, and then the address and that's it.
Speaker 11 (34:37):
Okay, Well, I want to send them to my wife Justine.
Speaker 1 (34:44):
Is there anything you want to put on a card
to Justine?
Speaker 5 (34:47):
Uh?
Speaker 7 (34:47):
Yeah, okay, well then definitely put this I know what
you've been doing, and then you can.
Speaker 11 (34:54):
Three dot it if you want to lip sees or whatever.
But yeah, just keep it at that.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
Know what you Okay? Great? Oh man. In my job
sometimes you want to ask questions, but you just don't.
Speaker 10 (35:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (35:08):
We we have a we have a couple of conversations.
Speaker 1 (35:11):
Yeah, none of my business. Yeah, Hey, Paul, I do
have to let you know that this is actually a
radio show.
Speaker 11 (35:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (35:18):
Hi, I am Nina. Hi, I'm Victoria. My name is Jebel.
How are you called the Jebel Show? And we do
a segment that's called to Catch a Cheeta where if
you think your significant other might be messing around, you
see who they send flowers to. And that's what this is.
Your wife, Justine is actually on the phone.
Speaker 11 (35:33):
What.
Speaker 1 (35:34):
Yeah, I'm I'm on this what.
Speaker 11 (35:37):
I don't even know what to say.
Speaker 10 (35:39):
I'm here?
Speaker 11 (35:40):
Why am I on here?
Speaker 10 (35:42):
I mean, you've been acting super strange lately. I've just
had a really weird feeling that you were just seen
somebody else. I mean, it's pretty.
Speaker 13 (35:49):
Normal some of the behaviors that you're showing. You've basically
not given me any attention. You've not spoken to me,
You've been ignoring.
Speaker 10 (35:56):
Me, pushing me away. Like what am I supposed to think?
Speaker 7 (36:00):
Uh yeah, I have been a little distant or whatever
because I'm this I'm curious.
Speaker 11 (36:06):
Actually, I'm definitely not cheating on you. I'm just very angry.
This upset. I don't know, keep adding different words, but
it's just the same meeting. I am furious right now.
Speaker 7 (36:19):
I honestly can't even believe that you have the audacity
to accuse me of cheating when you've been doing exactly
what you've been doing.
Speaker 1 (36:27):
What have you been doing?
Speaker 10 (36:29):
What are you talking about exactly?
Speaker 7 (36:32):
Yeah, well, one of my friends just sent me a
link to dot com.
Speaker 11 (36:37):
You want to explain that.
Speaker 1 (36:39):
Whoa, what is that, Justine? What are you doing?
Speaker 7 (36:46):
Of course she's gonna say, because she's been recording us
being intimated or whatever and then selling it.
Speaker 11 (36:52):
To online content.
Speaker 7 (36:54):
Oh yeah, well, Ed sent me a link a couple
of weeks ago. I was surprised to see my face
and everything else about me as well.
Speaker 11 (37:03):
Uh so, yeah, that's not sure at all.
Speaker 10 (37:06):
You knew when I was explaining those videos.
Speaker 7 (37:09):
Okay, I'm aware that I was filming them, you know, Uh,
because you know, everyone's a lot of flex for the camera,
but I didn't. I'm not aware of the fact that
you were, uh, you know, sell them without my permission?
Speaker 11 (37:22):
That was for us, Paul.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
Why didn't you say anything sooner?
Speaker 11 (37:27):
I didn't. I honestly didn't know how to bring this up.
I was honestly shocked. I mean, I didn't expect my
friend to send me a link with me. How do
you explain this to someone? I don't know.
Speaker 1 (37:38):
How did my get on this website? Where's the money?
Speaker 11 (37:45):
Yeah, bib like, I don't know. Why have you been
selling our videos online?
Speaker 13 (37:49):
I mean it looked good. I mean, why not make
money all his own? It looks great?
Speaker 19 (37:54):
Are you not?
Speaker 7 (37:56):
I look, what about this has not been clear that
I'm I'm very upset about this.
Speaker 10 (38:04):
I mean, you was created confident in the video.
Speaker 3 (38:08):
Are you more mad that she didn't ask your permission
or that it happened at all?
Speaker 7 (38:14):
Yeah, that she didn't ask my permission, because, like you got,
everything's the flip of a script.
Speaker 11 (38:19):
If I did the same.
Speaker 7 (38:20):
Thing to her, then I would be villainized and everything
like that.
Speaker 11 (38:23):
It's all about boundaries, man, and just communication. She's mad
that I'm not communicating. But she already did this without
my permission. This is ridiculous. I mean also, you're my wife.
We share finances, like you know.
Speaker 7 (38:36):
I mean, at one point you would think that you
would come to me like, hey, babe, I want to
start telling poor videos of us.
Speaker 16 (38:44):
Okay, I mean, I guess that's a good point. I mean,
I was just trying to get smashed money for your birthday.
Speaker 1 (38:49):
Oh, baldy, you see that's kind of sweet, trying to
catch your money for your birthday.
Speaker 7 (38:57):
Yeah, she's putting on the charm right now. I'm mad, babe,
I mean, come on, you can When when.
Speaker 11 (39:03):
Were you going to tell me? Were you not ever
going to tell me?
Speaker 10 (39:07):
I'm going to tell you after your birth patrip.
Speaker 11 (39:10):
After I asked where you got the money for this trip?
Speaker 10 (39:15):
It was gonna come up.
Speaker 11 (39:15):
When it came up, you were going to tell him?
Speaker 1 (39:19):
What were you? Justine?
Speaker 15 (39:21):
No?
Speaker 10 (39:22):
I probably wasn't, But I'm sorry, I really want, I
really want you can three of me.
Speaker 11 (39:28):
I mean, I love you.
Speaker 7 (39:29):
I mean I'm glad that just came to air that
you you know that I'm not cheating on you.
Speaker 11 (39:34):
And I know what's going on here. I mean, I
guess the only thing we could do now is just
maybe make more content.
Speaker 1 (39:42):
So you're in now, Paul in that lighting.
Speaker 8 (39:48):
The Jewel Shows to catch a cheater.
Speaker 1 (39:51):
The dating world is a tough place. The Jewel Show.
You have all the different dating apps and all the
different things that they offer, like bumble the ladies hit
you up for Tender, a free for all of dudes
trying to convince you that they read books and hopes
of getting a hook up. Plenty of fish if you're
looking across a new std off of her, I've had
this one punched card. And if that's not enough, the
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way that you text can also affect your dating life.
And I know that because a new study is out
that says how you text maybe the reason you have
trouble in the dating world. I believe that. So we'll
go over it right now so you can learn how
to text better. If you want to get dates, they
say that you should respond as soon as you can
to any potential dates. No, why, Victoria, you're saying no, yeah, immediately. No.
(40:33):
It's such a turnoff when you wait too long.
Speaker 2 (40:35):
Yeah, but when you're texting me too fast, it's telling
me that you don't have anything else to do.
Speaker 1 (40:38):
Or that they like you and respect your time.
Speaker 2 (40:41):
No, like you have like nothing else to do but
texting right now, and I have a lot of things.
Speaker 1 (40:45):
Going on, and I have a lot of things to
do right now.
Speaker 2 (40:46):
So you're texting me so fast, it's gonna get pressure
thinking I've text back real quick.
Speaker 1 (40:50):
But I'm not going to. I'm going to. Why would
I ever want to date you? You're not booked and busy.
Speaker 3 (40:53):
Yeah, so you're saying Victoria see very much. I really
feel like it's an age thing sometimes because at this point,
I'm like, I'm not trying to play around, Like if
you're texting me, text me.
Speaker 1 (41:02):
If you're not getting out of here, I'm not going
to chase you. According to this study, it says that
you should never wait more than fifteen minutes to respond
to somebody that you want to date. Fifteen eighteen minutes.
Speaker 3 (41:13):
If you're available and you're looking at your phone and
you're available and you don't text. Now you're playing games
and you're wasting my time? What do you mean by available?
Speaker 2 (41:21):
Like if I'm working, but I saw you message me,
so like in my mind, I'll wait till later.
Speaker 3 (41:26):
Well no, no, you wait hours later. I don't think
you need to drop everything you're doing to text the
person back. But let's be honest, within an hour, if
your phone is right next to you, you can find two
seconds to text somebody back.
Speaker 1 (41:36):
We're going over a new survey that says that the
way you text can directly affect your dating life, and
these are the ways to text in order to be
sexier in the dating world. It says, when it comes
to replying fast, don't reply before they finish their text.
That's a little too fast, so you have to find
out of me. That's fair. It also says never just
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text the word hey or high. Never I like high,
and then what then I'll say high back? But is
that not like the most ridiculous conversation ever. I don't
mean it's a combination. It's a starter.
Speaker 2 (42:09):
So then I can say hi, and then it makes
you feel better because I can text that back fast.
Speaker 1 (42:14):
And then where does a conversation go? Wherever he wants
it to go. Okay. Also says that don't use ellipses.
What ellipses are the bullets of punctuation is what they're saying.
Mysterious in the front, breakdown in coming in the back
is that the semi colon thing o. That's the dot
dot Oh. I like the dot dot dot though I
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do too.
Speaker 2 (42:37):
It gives like a it gives you a pause if
you're hell a joke. Yeah, I use a lot.
Speaker 1 (42:41):
It's like, hey, look at the end of these three periods,
there's gonna be something hilarious for you. Yeah. Yeah, Or
apparently they say, don't use that, that's not a sexy
way of texting. Well, I'm in on that not sexy move.
I like it too, really what else? I like it?
Speaker 3 (42:54):
The best is when you're like, guess what dot dot dot,
and then you wait a few minutes and then you
text them something and now you're like, see, I had
you on that book.
Speaker 1 (43:02):
I hate that now.
Speaker 6 (43:03):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (43:03):
I'm terrible to text that way because I put my
phone down and then I forget that I even have
a phone, and so I'd be like, guess what do
do dot? And then I wouldn't respond for hours, and
then whoever is sitting there with their punchline loaded and
they're not gonna be able to deliver it for a
very long time. You're like, what what is it?
Speaker 6 (43:17):
What do you mean?
Speaker 1 (43:17):
By the time I responded, never mind, don't worry about it.
What is the sexiest punctuation? According to this survey, an
M dash is the sexiest punctuation you can use in
a text, says I know grammar and also probably own
linen sheets. According to this service, what is an M dash?
That's a good question. I don't think any of us
would be sexy when texting because I'm AI right now, Okay,
(43:40):
it is is an M dash and M dash is
a long dash used in writing to create a strong
break or interruption innocence. So it's like, it's like taking
the time to actually put a long dash in there.
It's time to do that.
Speaker 11 (43:53):
No one?
Speaker 2 (43:54):
It also was it between that and do? Dot is
funnier and it tells you it's a pause. I agree
the dash is just a dash.
Speaker 1 (44:02):
Also say, if you want to be sexier when you're texting, somebody,
break your text into short bursts a field suspense and
also stimulates the nervous system. Oh am I a sexy text?
Or guys, oh you're irritating.
Speaker 3 (44:16):
You'll text me two words, and then another text three words,
another text four words, and back to two words, and
it's like.
Speaker 1 (44:21):
This whole line, they're a different thought. And then I'm
sitting there and I'm doing something and I just get
bybee bebe bebe beep. I'm like, oh again, But you
know what, honey, to somebody that is really sexy. Yeah,
we're going over and he studies out. That says the
way you text can directly affect how you date and
if you be successful in the dating world. They also say,
(44:42):
of course, make sure you pay attention to autocorrect. Oh,
if you say you want to meet up with somebody
and it's meet and you say me e at, that
could be very confusing.
Speaker 2 (44:52):
I had a guy that tykes me, but I don't
know what it was. But he kept using like a
lot of different like they're there and there. It's all
the wrong ones. He spelled a lot of things wrong,
and I couldn't tell if he was texting me or
if he was getting like AI to text me and
would just.
Speaker 3 (45:04):
Like really messing things up. You're giving him a lot
of credit for saying that it was AI. There's a
really good chance he doesn't know how to use this theirs.
Speaker 1 (45:12):
It also says avoid sending voice notes. Why what is
wrong with voice notes?
Speaker 3 (45:18):
Just think about it. Put yourself in the situation. It's
the early stages of dating. Somebody knew Victoria, okay, and
they send you a voice note giving you an update
on their day.
Speaker 1 (45:26):
Okay, you like that?
Speaker 2 (45:27):
Well yeah, because then I can I know their tone
you text? I said, you can't tell someone's tone. Okay,
So you can't tell someone's being nice to you?
Speaker 1 (45:33):
Mean, do you rude?
Speaker 9 (45:34):
Do you money to you?
Speaker 1 (45:36):
If their voice note is hi? Okay, No, give me more.
Victoria likes the hey text. What if you just got
a text from dude, some dude that was just hey?
Speaker 14 (45:44):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (45:44):
When I say that, when you're hearing them fumbling to
turn it off, No, give us three minutes and we'll
give you everything you need to know for the day.
With Nina's what's trending?
Speaker 3 (45:57):
Do you ever use public transportation? If you do, there's
something you need to watch out for. It's a trending
term called backdoor browsing, and it's happening on public transit
all the backdoor browsing.
Speaker 1 (46:11):
Okay, why it's a different definition. Maybe we're talking about
something different, like my mind is going nowhere?
Speaker 3 (46:20):
Yeah, that's they really need to change that, Higle. I
mean I knew that's what was going to happen. But
this is actually what the term is called. So I'll
tell you what backdoor browsing means, and it's not what
you think.
Speaker 1 (46:29):
In just a second.
Speaker 3 (46:31):
But first, this is really interesting. There's a new pole
that shows Americans are turning their backs on college. So
there's a new pole that just says, most Americans are
no longer seeking for your college degrees. They don't think
it's worth the cost.
Speaker 1 (46:43):
We didn't decide that before I went to college. For me,
back then, it was like you go to college or
you're going to be on your own exactly. Nobody needs
to know anything anymore for that. Honestly.
Speaker 2 (46:55):
That's so true though, that and everyone wants to be
like I feel like social media in indlencers, which I
don't feel says sad though.
Speaker 1 (47:02):
Oh one, we need like actual people who can keep
us alive.
Speaker 11 (47:06):
I knew AI was coming.
Speaker 1 (47:08):
That's why I never went to college. Oh okay, well
the best part there's one way to get out of it.
Speaker 3 (47:14):
But I think the best part about college isn't necessarily
even the classes, because how many people do you talk
to you that went to college, maybe like if you
were in business or anything with numbers, but like it
was all about learning your social skills and time management
and like how you were going to be in life
and like dreaming and stuff. So why college was important
for class like it was also important for life.
Speaker 2 (47:35):
I feel like about football games, I learned no time
management having fun?
Speaker 1 (47:39):
How do I get it at this? How fast can
I get on a scooter to my class? But if
you did long, I can take it y how many
more can we do?
Speaker 3 (47:49):
Not imagine if you didn't do that, then you would
be like doing that in your fifties because you'd be
like reliving it and then you'd be.
Speaker 1 (47:55):
Like, I'm friend.
Speaker 2 (47:57):
Yeah, I do feel like college is a good experience,
like to go and I don't know, I had good times.
Speaker 3 (48:02):
I defend it anyway. But that's how America feels. Now
back to back door browsing. America has also got strong
feels on this, and it's happening a lot in public transportation.
So really, what it is is if you're sitting next
to somebody and they're looking over onto your phone. So
the people sitting next to you are watching what you're watching.
They're reading your text messages, yes, they're watching your face times,
and that is called backdoor bra Okay.
Speaker 2 (48:24):
All I'm saying is something make it really easy to
do that, and so I can't help it, and I'm
a very I get distracted very easily.
Speaker 1 (48:30):
You are a backdoor browser. If you catch my attention,
it's just you know, yes, you gotta be quiet. I
try to be quiet, but everyone and be like, it's
it's your posture.
Speaker 3 (48:46):
Yeah, will help on that, just add real quick at it.
Speaker 1 (48:52):
Oh beware, that is what's trending.
Speaker 11 (48:57):
Doubles.
Speaker 14 (48:58):
Dirty little secret.
Speaker 1 (48:59):
Hello, Hi, Hey, you have a dirty little secret. Yeah,
I do, sweet? What is it?
Speaker 20 (49:06):
Okay?
Speaker 9 (49:07):
So my little secret is so it's mostly hidden.
Speaker 20 (49:10):
From my parents. So on New Year's I had went
out to the bar with some friends in Canada because
I am in northern Maine, okay, and I had met
this guy there and we ended up starting dating. Now,
but what my parents don't know is that.
Speaker 14 (49:28):
His mother is the one that did my STD testing.
Speaker 1 (49:31):
His mother did your STD testing. I'm guessing that did
not come back clean. Why is that a problem?
Speaker 20 (49:37):
Came back, ak came back, queen.
Speaker 19 (49:39):
It came by queen.
Speaker 1 (49:41):
Why is that a problem though.
Speaker 20 (49:43):
Because my mom has no clue that we started dating
Tea and that his mom did that because my mom
doesn't know that I got STD tested.
Speaker 1 (49:56):
Was his mom like a nurse or something?
Speaker 9 (49:59):
You were si a family planning Okay.
Speaker 1 (50:01):
Imagine if she was like nope, sorry, say elementary school teacher.
That'd be weird that your mom just doesn't know that
you're active.
Speaker 9 (50:09):
No, she doesn't know.
Speaker 1 (50:10):
Okay, okay, okay, that makes sense. Well at least you're
being safe. Yeah, absolutely, yeah, I am about forgetting tested.
I say that most people don't get tested, so go you.
Speaker 19 (50:18):
I know our school pulled her work in to do
free testing. So that's how it happened.
Speaker 9 (50:23):
Oh in college.
Speaker 1 (50:25):
Oh, well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret,
gad Glade. Well yeah, all right, take care. Hey, what's up?
Is the jubil shows dirty little secret?
Speaker 11 (50:39):
You have one?
Speaker 20 (50:40):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (50:40):
Sweet?
Speaker 11 (50:41):
What is it?
Speaker 21 (50:42):
Okay? So, like I used to go to my grandma's
house like all the time, Okay, okay, I'd always tell
her that, like I was gonna go make myself food.
This would be at occurrence, like all of the time.
I guess I was just super hungry, but I'd actually
go into her kitchen and eat spoonfuls of corn starch.
Speaker 11 (51:03):
Why it was crunchy?
Speaker 1 (51:08):
Why out of everything in a bentry, you go for
the corn star. It's like, oh, are you doing drugs there?
Eating corn stars?
Speaker 15 (51:17):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (51:18):
You always feel like, do you want me to make
you like brownies or something? And I literally say no
because I wanted corn starch. Do you still go snack
on corn starchy?
Speaker 11 (51:29):
Huh?
Speaker 1 (51:29):
Is it good? I mean it must be good if
you like it that much?
Speaker 21 (51:32):
Yes, try it, try it.
Speaker 1 (51:35):
I take your word for it. Does anybody know that
you snack on corn starch?
Speaker 11 (51:39):
Oh, this is my biggest secret.
Speaker 1 (51:43):
That's funny. Well, thank you for telling us your dirty
little secret. We'll have to try it out of course.
Speaker 14 (51:47):
I love you guys.
Speaker 1 (51:53):
Have a good one. What's your dirty little secret?
Speaker 15 (52:00):
Ex cuwball to four one oh six one
Who is your favorite famous person. It's a jubil show.
And what if you got to spend eternity next to them?
Think about it, just you and the hawk to a
girl spending forever to get Wow. Could happen. And that's
something that has some citizens in Paris, France saying it's ridiculous,
and other people are calling this exploitive. But the city
(00:21):
of Paris, France is doing something ridiculous and somethink it's
the best thing ever. Also, some officials here in the
US are thinking about doing this in our country. What
is it? It's the Paris death lottery. What it sounds
like a movie? Sounds like a bad movie movie. Now,
it's the Paris death lottery, where residents are able to
(00:42):
enter a lottery to be buried in one of their
famous cemeteries next to a famous person. Do they have
to pay to be a part of the lottery? Yes, okay.
Paris watched the burial lottery, allowing citizens to win the
right and buy and restore historic tomb. Paris residents must
submit an application to the city Hall for the lottery.
The registration fee is one hundred and twenty five euro
(01:03):
whoa as well as a five hundred word long essay
as to why they deserve to be buried next to
a famous.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Not the essay, I mean, if you think about it,
you already have to pay to get buried, so like,
why not pay to be buried to next to a
famous I'm just trying to understand how it works.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
A lot of these places where the famous people are
buried are closed.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
There's not room to bury anybody.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
So are you going to unearth people that are next
to the famous person or like scatter your ashes?
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Like, how does that work? Well, it's a initiative that's
focused on reviving decaying graves at a famous cemetery in
France with the final resting place of Jim Morrison, Oscar
Wilde and other famous Parisians. Winners get to restore one
of thirty tombs across three Paris cemeteries. Oh but the
catch is if you win the lottery to be buried
in one of these famous cemeteries next to a famous person,
(01:50):
they must restore the monument within six months and plots
cost about four thousand euro. So you're winning the lottery,
but you star have to pay to be buried there. Yeah,
four thousand year o which is almost five thousand dollars
US with an additional lease fee of up to twenty
thousand dollars for forever residency. So what are they going
to do? You lease it, so they're going to move
you at some point, That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Then the next lottery winner gets to be buried next
to Oscar Wild. You get to be there for five
years and then move on.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
I mean that's still five years.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
You get to hang out next to them, But where
do you go after the five years?
Speaker 1 (02:20):
And my question, like, they can't just put me in
a dumpster ap to the normal people cemetery. I guess,
is there any famous person that you would want to
be buried next to? You pay that much money to
be buried next to them? Okay, this easy? Really? Why not?
Are you kidding me? I would love to be back
next to her, even for a year. I'll pay her
and her cat absolutely, oh.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Yes, and then I put my cats and then urcastle
book be friends, so then maybe she'll like let me stay.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
A little longer.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Oh my gosh, you guys be dancing in the clouds
looking down on your.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Graves, like, yeah, look at all the people that are
coming to see Taylor.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Some of the applicants have reportedly submitted headshots so that
they know that they would still look good after death. Hey, oh,
that's not a bad idea. That's a great idea. The
most competitive category is a tomb with a view. It's
a plot that overlooks Jim Morrison's grave. Oh okay, I don't
see that. I don't just don't see the point in this.
Who cares?
Speaker 5 (03:08):
What me?
Speaker 1 (03:09):
What do you mean? Who cares?
Speaker 6 (03:10):
Do you really?
Speaker 1 (03:11):
I think about this too.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Like, if it was going to be anybody I would
probably want to do, like Marilyn Monroe or something like
that should be a good one, just because I'm just
so fascinated.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
But then, like what you know, like what if I
don't know, you'd get to like I don't like to
feel their.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Vibe, like feel their spirits, Like next to Betty, Why
you don't much fun? She would be great time.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Can't you just like summon them from wherever you are?
Do you have to be at the grave?
Speaker 7 (03:32):
Well?
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Because of this lottery that they're having in Paris, France,
where you can enter a lottery to be buried in
a famous cemetery next to famous people who have already
passed on. One man was arrested because they brought a
Ouiji board to the site of Oscar Wilde to ask
his approval to be buried next to it. Why would
they arrest him for that? That's a fair question.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Is not so creepy. No, But if you're gonna do it,
you might as well ask.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
I'm paying already. That's another thing. There's also a couple's
plot upgrade called the final double Date and get a
second half price if your partner quote checks out within
twenty five years of you. Sorry, but the name of
it is so mixed, and apparently some people are considering
(04:19):
bringing this same idea to the US. Inspired by Paris,
American cities are exploring the concept of having a burial lottery.
To a memo from one of the famous cemeteries in
our country said that it would help because it would
help fund graveyard upkeep and also boost posthumous tourism. I
didn't know that was a thing. It's posthumous tourism. Yeah, interesting,
(04:43):
after you die tourism is a thing.
Speaker 8 (04:45):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
I thought it was like like that people would go
and visit graveyards like grave sites of the people that
they liked, like that tourism is a thing.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Yeah, yeah, I'm thinking that they just want because you're
getting buried next to the famous person.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
It's not like people are coming to visit you, right right,
but they'll see me. So I have a really good
picture on my tombstone next to me?
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Is that girl? Another line from the leaked memo that
they got a hold of said it would make death profitable. Again,
WHOA why just you could leave that sentence out? Isn't
that the headstones job? Isn't that where they make money?
Speaker 2 (05:18):
But I will say it's not a bad idea if
you think about it, because there are a lot of
tombstones that they start breaking down, So this is a
good way to.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Like upkeep them. I thought it was a family's responsibility
to take care of that. Maybe that's justn't I don't
know should be. But there's no living relatives who's going
to keep it? What official Comparis said, some people dream
of living near celebrities, Parisians dream of dying near them.
Speaker 8 (05:43):
It's another jewbile phone frame.
Speaker 7 (05:45):
On the twenties.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Yeah, what's up? It's talk?
Speaker 9 (05:57):
Oh I'm sorry, can you say that again?
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Yeah? It's donk doc Don donk like do you And
oh you know what, I think my resume had like
my whole name on it. This is Paul Dunkler, but
like people call me donk Uh. We had an interview
schedule at this time for a receptionist at your law office.
Speaker 9 (06:22):
Oh yeah, okay, Paul, yes.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Yeah, but you can do if you you knew, that's
just what everybody needs me.
Speaker 9 (06:32):
Okay, you'd like me to call you dunk.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Yeah, that's cool. I mean you could call me Paul
if you want to, but like most people, just call
me donk.
Speaker 9 (06:41):
Okay, all right, well thanks for calling.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Yeah, so like I'm excited to crush it, thank you
for interviewing me for this position, you know, and I'm
really like tell you all about hal slit.
Speaker 9 (06:54):
Okay, so yeah, go ahead, tell me a little bit
about yourself if you don't mind.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
When name is donk.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (07:06):
And can you tell me a little bit more about yourself?
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Oh yeah, I could bench two fifty three times four
times sometimes and like, uh, the other day, like I'm sorry,
I forgot the question.
Speaker 9 (07:25):
And I was just asking you a little bit about yourself,
but could you actually tell me a little bit more
about your work? Experience, We don't. That's great that you
can do the exercise stuff, but yeah, we're actually really
interested in hearing about your work experience and what would
make you an appropriate candidate.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Like I really want to be a lawyer, so like
getting the foot in the door, you know, I figure,
like you know, sometimes in life, dude, you got to
start low on the tote and pull in order to
be like the top but you know, head boss person,
you know. And so like I figure, if I want
to be a lawyer, dude, I got to start answering
(08:05):
phones and then eventually I'll be in the courtroom, you know,
doing my thing. So that's what I'm doing.
Speaker 9 (08:14):
Okay, you want to get this job because you want.
Speaker 10 (08:17):
To be a lawyer.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Yeah, so yeah, but.
Speaker 9 (08:21):
Do you have law experience?
Speaker 10 (08:23):
Have you?
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Okay? So y'all, Like I think what you're asking is
have I ever been arrested before? And yes, dude, but
like only once and that was because the dude started
a fight with me. Bro, you know, that is.
Speaker 9 (08:38):
Not what I was asking. So okay, So it sounds
like you did not go to school through law.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
No matter what, dude, I'm going to become a lawyer,
you know, And so I'm very excited to be interviewing
with you, and like I'm even willing to do the
job pro boner if you want for a little while.
Speaker 10 (08:56):
I'm sorry to do pro boner.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Yeah, that's the legal term that means for free.
Speaker 9 (09:03):
That that's extremely inappropriate. I don't think that.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Happens inappropriate for me to use like legal language if
I'm not like an optional law person that legal language.
Speaker 9 (09:16):
That's not legal language.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Pro boner means like for free.
Speaker 9 (09:21):
Pro bono means for free. I'm going to go ahead
and end this interview because this is absolutely not going
to work out, and I would highly encourage you to
not speak to people like this in future interviews whatever
you're going for, but this is going to be a
no for us as well.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Episode Donk is kind of confused right now.
Speaker 9 (09:41):
You're not getting the job, Donk, Oh, we're not an
appropriate candidate for the receptionist.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Okay, So like what you're saying is like you don't
want to work with Donk, so that like you and
I can go out.
Speaker 9 (09:55):
You know, obviously you are obviously best student to be
like a towel tendant at a gym. Okay, so that's
what you should look into doing right now. And honestly,
I'm going to go talk to Rosa right now because
she's the one that recommended you. And this is incredibly awful.
I cannot believe that I wasted my time with this.
So why don't you go crush a protein shake I
guess or whatever it is the do apparently, and just get.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Off of this phone. Well, first, I won't let you
know it's a prank phone call.
Speaker 11 (10:25):
What.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Yeah, this is actually Dubil from the Jubil Show doing
a phone prank on you. Your coworker Rosa set you up.
Speaker 12 (10:32):
Oh my god, she said that you're hiring for a
reception at the office.
Speaker 8 (10:45):
Oh god, wake up every morning with Jubile phone pranks,
we say, mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Give us three minutes and we'll give you everything you
need to know for the day. With Nina's what's trending?
Speaker 3 (10:55):
Well, if you're tired of swiping on the apps, this
is for the single people. There's a new theory called
the Ohio theory that may be your new route to love,
your new trip to.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Love in Ohio. Yeah, Ohio's for lovers. Lovers who told
you that there's a state that's for lovers. I'm not
Virginia Virginia. Okay, well i'll tell you though, Ohio theory
in just a second.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
But first, on the same topic, kind of as we
do the year end round up, there is one particular
type of what's the word I can say, kink, right, yeah,
one particular type of choice on the menu, a particular burger.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
There we go. This burger is ordered.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
This one way and it's definitely getting people very excited.
Forget about floor six. There's a whole new thing out here.
I'm sorry, I know that was a stretch. Okay, I'm like,
let me start over, let me start over. I'm trying
to dance around it. So Finder has competition because now
people aren't just excited by feet. The number one thing
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people get excited by this year is armpits.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
What ye really? Armpits? I didn't understand feet, and now
I really don't understand.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
And there's a name for it. It's called michelle Langia.
Well great lagnia. I don't really know how to pronounce it,
but it looks like mashell.
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Versus victoria spell whatever that word is. So there's just
the people are really into armpit picks.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
Yeah, so if armpits, your jam. Just know that you're
into mashall Lagnia four.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
One six one. You're anonymous on the text line, you know.
I just want to do a poll real quick. If
you dig the armpit stuff, let us know. I just
want to see how many people are.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
I actually used to work with a guy and he
would tell me all about how he would always go
home and cuddle his wife's armpit every day.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
How do you how do you even cuddle it armpits?
Speaker 13 (12:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Just I don't know. You would just stick his head
right in her armpit. He loved it. He would it
was weird.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
He would talk about the smell, how soft it was,
just everything about the armpit, in that little bit of
skin in between the armpit and like your collar bone.
He just would go on and on about how much
he loved it. I'm like, Wow, your wife sounds awesome.
I mean, she really was awesome, But it just was
such a crazy thing.
Speaker 11 (13:20):
I start feeling more and more okay with being single
when I hear things like this, because people are weird.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Now, he loved it. I don't know if she knows
that I know how much she loved her armpit, But
that just does not sound. He got excited about it.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
And lastly, the Ohio theory is where you're supposed to
go to Ohio if you're looking for a partner, especially men.
I guess in Ohio the men they are excellent. They
take care of you, they're polite, they've got good values,
all the things. So people are now jumping on airplanes competition.
But it's not just Ohio. It's not just Ohio. It's
(13:53):
it's anywhere. But Ohio is getting highlighted because the person
that created this theory loves Ohio so much. But really
it's encouraging people to think about where the people that
they've liked the most, that they've encountered in their life
and go travel there and find their person. I mean
it could be Florida. I mean, it could be anywhere
about Spain. But Ohio is getting a lot of love
and attention. So they're about to have a big tourist
(14:13):
but them next year into Ohio. Whenever I think Cleveland,
I think romance.
Speaker 11 (14:20):
Yeah always, yeah, yeah, exactly what beautiful skies on Cleveland.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
It was a show, but we're rare. Nothing says love
like Cleveland. That's what's trending.
Speaker 8 (14:31):
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Speaker 1 (14:38):
Ryan is on the phone today for our first dight
follow up and he's getting ghosted by Christine. So in
a few minutes we're gonna call her and see if
she'll tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe get
him another date. But first, Ryan, how long has it
been since you heard from Christine?
Speaker 5 (14:52):
It's been a minutes.
Speaker 14 (14:53):
I'm not gonna lie getting a little I'm excited that
we can reconnect when I'm a little bit sarn why
she hasn't gone back to me.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
Okay, that's fair, But when you say, like it's been
a few minutes.
Speaker 15 (15:05):
Like a week, like I would say within a week, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Let's talk about the date and see if you can
figure out why.
Speaker 14 (15:14):
Well, this is a confusing part. Okay, So, like we
went to this Italian food festival. Okay, we're in this
park and it was like so awesome that there was
like boots everywhere, like mozzarella, farst mozzarella, everything is writing.
Speaker 11 (15:28):
Yeah, and we.
Speaker 14 (15:30):
Both geeked out clearly she's into food like I am,
and we were just I mean, we ended up in
this little sort of tiny family down sort of run
like deli okay, and it's so good, like insane Italian
combo sandwich, like life changing sandwich.
Speaker 5 (15:46):
Okay really, and so after stuff in our faces, sheat
up this little dive bar and it was just like
old jukebox sticky boors, darts that never go straight, and
somehow she destroyed the dark totally just wiped the floor.
Speaker 14 (16:04):
To me, not even competitive, but it was fun, you know, yeah,
and yeah, and then she stayed over.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Oh okay, So it sounds like the date went well.
Speaker 14 (16:15):
Oh phenomenal. I mean, laughing, talking, vibing and look, I'm
not gonna lie if we hook up. Yes, and everything
was just great.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
So then what went wrong?
Speaker 4 (16:28):
Well, you know, listen, okay, I don't know exactly.
Speaker 14 (16:32):
And I know, you know, dates can be fun, it's
still going away, but with her, it just felt so different.
You know, she's really chill, nobia s energy and look,
I like I didn't feel like I was trying to
appress or anything like that. We just you know, we
just clicked, you know, that's.
Speaker 11 (16:51):
Yeah, well uh huh yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 15 (16:55):
Well Well here's the thing.
Speaker 4 (16:57):
Okay, So I think I think she stole my punch card.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
Excuse punch card.
Speaker 14 (17:04):
Yeah, okay, So because we're both into food and stuff
like that, I showed her, like Dellie's punch.
Speaker 4 (17:10):
Cards from these Okay, it's like this restaurant.
Speaker 14 (17:13):
It's like twenty sandwiches, get you a free sandwich every
week for six months if you're finished in under three months.
And look, it's a stupid flex but she was impressed.
She was like checking it out the whole time, you know,
like I mean, she was hanging out. So it's funny,
like it was kind of like a ronic joke. But
then the next morning, the card's just gone. Okay, it
just vanished and she left before I woke up, and Oz,
(17:35):
I think she took it, like pocketed it, and I
know she's goes to here because she doesn't want to
face that, And like, who stowed a.
Speaker 15 (17:41):
Punch card And it's not even money, it's sandwiches. It's weird.
Speaker 3 (17:45):
You did use it to impress her though, So like,
clearly you guys both appreciate the sandwich punch.
Speaker 15 (17:53):
Yeah, could you have just.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
Dropped it though? Are you sure she stole it?
Speaker 4 (17:57):
It was I am telling you I know where it is.
Speaker 14 (17:59):
If she had it last it's gone I checked everywhere.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
Okay, and I worked hard for that. So do you
want another day or you just want your punch card back?
Speaker 15 (18:11):
Both? I'll take her for it.
Speaker 16 (18:12):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
Ryan is on the phone today for our first date
follow up and he's getting ghosted by Christine. So we're
about to call her and see if she'll tell us
why she's ghosting him and maybe get him a second date.
But first, Ryan, why don't you recap your date again
real quick?
Speaker 11 (18:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 14 (18:27):
So Christina and I went out and we hit like
this super cool food festival, ate a bunch of food,
had a great time, and then we ended up going
back to my place hooking up. But when she left
in the morning, I noticed that my punch card for
this great restaurant is like gone, and I think that
she took it.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
Okay, so we're going to fight. So our mission here
is to find out why you're getting ghosted, maybe get
you a second date, and also get your punch card back.
Speaker 12 (18:56):
Yes, okay, here, we are you ready?
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Okay? Hello? Hi man, I speak to Christine. Please?
Speaker 10 (19:22):
Is this she?
Speaker 11 (19:23):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (19:23):
Christine? How are you? This is a radio show, It's
called The Jebel Show. Hi, Christine, I'm Nina. Hi, I'm
Victoria and my name is Jubel. How are you. I'm good,
how are you great? Thanks for asking. Have you ever
listened to the show before?
Speaker 14 (19:39):
No?
Speaker 1 (19:39):
Oh cool? Okay, so a little bit about us. We
do a segment called it's called the First Aid follow Up.
That's where if you go out on a date with
somebody and then you end up ghosting them, that person
can email us to get you on the phone and
ask about why you're ghosting them. Do you have a
few minutes to talk to us because we got an
email about you from somebody? Oh god, my go so
(20:03):
are you gusting somebody?
Speaker 17 (20:07):
I guess there's somebody that comes to mind, but I
haven't responded.
Speaker 3 (20:12):
Okay, so this is like an intentional or you just
like I'll get back to him later.
Speaker 18 (20:19):
I don't know.
Speaker 17 (20:20):
I just I guess I just didn't know what to say,
and then, you know, like time got away.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
From me kind of Yeah. Okay, Well, who are you
talking about. Let's make sure it's the same person.
Speaker 4 (20:32):
His name is.
Speaker 1 (20:33):
Ryan, Yes, Christine, that's who emailed us. Ryan emailed us.
He told us about your date. He said it was
awesome and he really liked you. But he's wondering why
you're not getting back to him. Can you tell us?
Speaker 11 (20:46):
Okay?
Speaker 19 (20:46):
It was a sort of embarrassing and I don't usually kiss.
Speaker 10 (20:50):
And tell, but I guess I was just in bed.
Speaker 19 (20:54):
He was kind of like, I don't even know how
to say this nicely. He was mid, oh.
Speaker 14 (21:04):
I mean, are you are you kidding me?
Speaker 1 (21:10):
Ryan, He's on the phone and talk to you.
Speaker 19 (21:14):
I wasn't excting that.
Speaker 18 (21:17):
Yeah, some awkward, but yeah, I mean.
Speaker 17 (21:20):
I would say, mid, and you're not You're really okay.
I'm sorry, You're not awful. It's just like there was
a lot of talking and.
Speaker 19 (21:29):
You were like giving me play by place like it
was like show or something. And at one point you
it was just a lot of verbal At one point
you whispered, time to stack the layers like that right
in my ear.
Speaker 15 (21:46):
Listen. I was being placedful. I was being playful and original.
Speaker 11 (21:50):
I was being playful.
Speaker 15 (21:51):
Christine's Jack the layers is like romantic. It's a medichale
for death and blaze army. Come on.
Speaker 19 (21:57):
I mean, okay, I thought you had and so it
was like, you're sweet.
Speaker 17 (22:02):
The day was really fun and I was open, you know,
I was open at that point to seeing.
Speaker 11 (22:07):
Where things could go.
Speaker 19 (22:08):
But I don't know if it's gonna work out, to
be honest.
Speaker 15 (22:12):
Yeah right, I know what this is. I know what
it is. Christine.
Speaker 14 (22:16):
You know it didn't work out because you're a liar
and you old my punch card. Okay, and I'm not
gonna let you ruin my bedroom wrapper talk about this
potential bullsh Listen.
Speaker 15 (22:26):
He was the last one to see my punch card
and now it's gone. That just own it.
Speaker 19 (22:30):
Oh my god, I did not take your stupid punch cart. Like,
why would I risk my integrity for the sandwich punch cart?
It's not the holy Grail.
Speaker 11 (22:39):
It's just.
Speaker 15 (22:41):
Because you admired it. And why were you handling it
all night? You asked questions about it, who held it?
Then it was gone? Where else would it go?
Speaker 2 (22:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 19 (22:49):
I admired it like a museum pie is not like
I was.
Speaker 18 (22:52):
Planning at Heidi's.
Speaker 19 (22:54):
I mean, have you looked between your couch Christians?
Speaker 11 (22:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 15 (22:59):
I looked at.
Speaker 19 (23:03):
Your self awareness in there too, because it seems to
be missing as well.
Speaker 15 (23:07):
Oh that's really really good.
Speaker 14 (23:10):
That's really good, as good as the sandwich you're probably
gonna steal once you take the punch card and cash
it in.
Speaker 15 (23:14):
I already know the deal. Man.
Speaker 18 (23:16):
I don't have your punch card.
Speaker 19 (23:18):
It's in your house somewhere. Your house is kind of
a mess. You have one time.
Speaker 14 (23:22):
God, yeah, your morals are a mess. If you're stealing
on a date and you think that's okay, it's not okay.
And I'm telling you if I had I wish, I
wish I had a camera, I would I should have
set up a camera.
Speaker 15 (23:33):
You'ld be so red handed right now.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
You can know what the second layers was if you
had a camera, Christine, I might know the answer to this.
I'm gonna ask, though, would you like a second date
with Ryan? We will pay for it?
Speaker 18 (23:48):
Nod and bad, Yeah.
Speaker 14 (23:59):
They say, whatever you want. Steve, we both know you
like my sandwich card and you and you're gonna just know.
I hope that's.
Speaker 19 (24:08):
It's like under your stack of nail and you're gonna
be so embarious.
Speaker 15 (24:13):
Oh yeah, I'm really embarrassed. Trust I looked everywhere. I
know my sandwich card.
Speaker 18 (24:17):
Okay, good bye, Sandwich King.
Speaker 6 (24:21):
You know what's weird about your quizzes, Katie, is that
all the work is right and just the answers are wrong.
I know that having a boyfriend may seem like the
most important thing in the world right now, but you
don't have to dumb yourself down to get guys to
like you.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
Yes, time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramirez in a game
of trivia. Then let's meet today's contestant for you verus
Victoria Anna. How are you Anna? Hi?
Speaker 8 (24:48):
Lard you Bill, I am bad belius.
Speaker 19 (24:50):
Thank you for the opportunity to try and take.
Speaker 18 (24:53):
Victoria down again. Before you know, Victoria, you're a sweetheart,
and I love I'm listening to you all, but you
know I'm a very competitive person.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
And yeah, all right, We're gonna send Victoria out of
the studio. And here's how the game is played. You
have thirty seconds answer as many questions as possible. If
you don't know one, just say passed, and Victoria has
to beat you outright to win. Okay, okay, all right,
here we go. Your time starts now. In which country
was Pablo Picasso born?
Speaker 15 (25:26):
Italy?
Speaker 1 (25:27):
Which US state has the most islands?
Speaker 9 (25:31):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (25:32):
What is the largest body of water on Earth?
Speaker 4 (25:37):
Atlantic?
Speaker 1 (25:39):
Which singer is nicknamed the material Girl.
Speaker 9 (25:42):
Madonna.
Speaker 3 (25:43):
The play Death of a Salesman was written by which
playwright who composed the famous piece for a lease.
Speaker 4 (25:55):
Purely?
Speaker 1 (25:56):
All right? Got that in. We'll bring Victoria back into
the studio. And while she's coming back in and getting
her headphones on and stuff, here's a question for you. Anna.
If everybody had to wear a warning label, what would
your say, do.
Speaker 19 (26:10):
Not touch unless you have good intentions?
Speaker 1 (26:13):
That's a good one, Victoria. If everybody had to wear
a warning label, what would your warning say with caution?
All right, here we go thirty seconds to answer as
many questions as possible. If you don't know one, just
say pass and Victoria you have to be on outright
to win, and Hona, you can tell Victoria win to.
Speaker 20 (26:31):
Go once again?
Speaker 14 (26:33):
Victoria, good lack.
Speaker 15 (26:34):
Let's go in.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
Which country was Pablo Picasso born? Oh? I don't know
which US state has the most island that's the name though?
Speaker 16 (26:43):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (26:44):
Which US state has Hawaii? What is the largest body
of water on earth?
Speaker 5 (26:48):
No?
Speaker 1 (26:49):
One else? What islands?
Speaker 21 (26:51):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (26:52):
The oh? Crap?
Speaker 5 (26:54):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (26:54):
Atlantic Ocean? Which singer is nicknamed the material girl? Uh?
That's no wait, what was the question?
Speaker 1 (27:08):
Your singers? They came to the Material Girl. Oh yeah,
that's not what I at all. Well, let's send it
over to the scoreboard and see how you guys did
our normal scoreboard, Gabby, our social media producers not in today.
Speaker 3 (27:20):
So Nina has your score? Well, not shocking, Sorry, Vic,
she got zero.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
You don't have to say not shocking. Well, I mean
you didn't make it that far. You're singing Barbie Girl. Hey,
that just really understanding.
Speaker 11 (27:31):
Anna.
Speaker 3 (27:33):
She's trying to demolish you and you're calling me not fair.
She's singing Barbie Girl over the material. Okay, and Anna,
you got to actually whoa congratulations on the time did
so much.
Speaker 19 (27:45):
When that Madonna song, when the Madonna.
Speaker 18 (27:48):
Ut you came up, I was like, oh I got this.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
Maybe I'll actually win the Madonna question. I know, before
your time Wait the answers now with Nina, and you
might what the Madonna question is.
Speaker 3 (28:01):
Hey, Pablo Picasso was born in Spain. The US state
with the most islands is actually Alaska. What the largest
body of water on earth is the Pacific Ocean.
Speaker 1 (28:13):
Oh dang it.
Speaker 3 (28:14):
The singer that's nicknamed the material Girl is Madonna.
Speaker 1 (28:17):
Well that's not your fault. That is before your time? Yeah,
why is she nickname the material Girl? She had a
song called material Girl, but also I didn't I was
like thinking it was Cindy Lauper for some reason.
Speaker 2 (28:27):
She's another one from that same time someone sing the
song record the Material Girl.
Speaker 3 (28:31):
Yeah, way are living in a material world?
Speaker 1 (28:38):
I didn't know that one day.
Speaker 20 (28:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (28:42):
The plain Death of the Salesman was written by Arthur Miller,
who was married to Marilyn Monroe at one point. And
then the famous piece for a lease is by Ludwig
van Beethoven. You know yeah, no, no, no, no, no no, no,
that one.
Speaker 11 (28:56):
No.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
But I used to be in a class like a
club that had to guess like bay Covid songs.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
I fully only joined that club, so that I think
the clubs that guess Beethoven songs. That was a club.
How did that work? It was called music Memory and
it was like a U. I L club, so like
we had to like go compete. I was so bad
at that. It was like what's it's I don't actually
know something leak like interscholastic, Yes, it's okay, and then
(29:22):
you go and like after it's like a program. But
I was like a sport where you would guess Beethoven tunes. Interesting,
I've never heard of.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
That classical songs and you had to like guess like
who it is, and like by who it's from and
all these things.
Speaker 1 (29:35):
I was so bad at it, but I wanted the
free probably that I have never seen that, but I
would definitely watch that competition way too. It was so hard.
Thank you for playing. Appreciate you.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
It's time to catch a cheater on the Tubile Show.
Speaker 1 (29:53):
Just Sine is on the phone today for to Catch
a Cheater and she's been with her husband Paul for
four years, but now she thinks to something might be
going on, so we'll see if we can have her out.
Just see. Sorry you have to come on the show
this way, but what's up? Why do you think Paul's cheating?
Speaker 10 (30:07):
I mean, he's just kind of acting really strange.
Speaker 13 (30:10):
He's been, you know, outly kind of cold to me,
not very affectionate.
Speaker 10 (30:17):
Anytime that I try to be intimate with him, he's
like pushing me away, and that's really not normal. And
it was just so sudden that I just there wasn't
anything that happened that would have warrant that type of behavior.
Speaker 13 (30:29):
So I'm just a little bit thrown off, and I
just feel like this could be the most likely situation
because it just doesn't feel like him anymore.
Speaker 3 (30:39):
Have you tried to, like, I don't know, sneak in
there a little bit, try to lighten him up and
like you know, try to initiate things and see if
he like, is he receptive? Have you talked to him
like anything to try to help it.
Speaker 10 (30:50):
I've tried. I've tried talking to him. I've tried being
affectionate with him.
Speaker 13 (30:53):
I've tried, you know, just asking for communication, and he's
just been very like stone.
Speaker 10 (30:58):
Well even the other night I bought some in sexty.
Speaker 16 (31:02):
Aware when he came home from work and he literally
barely even looked.
Speaker 10 (31:05):
At me and walked right past me and said he
was tired.
Speaker 1 (31:09):
Oh, I'm so sorry that one hurts, And that just
happened all of a sudden. Has he ever been that way?
Speaker 2 (31:15):
Never?
Speaker 1 (31:16):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (31:17):
So outside of just kind of acting different towards you, Like,
do you feel like he's talking to different people, like
anything else weird that's happening. That kind of gives you
an idea of like who it could be.
Speaker 13 (31:27):
I mean, I've seen him a little bit more secretive
with his phone, and you know.
Speaker 10 (31:32):
I've just I think I maybe saw like something in
his TESTI mesical.
Speaker 5 (31:35):
He pulled his.
Speaker 13 (31:36):
Phone away really quick when he got a message, so
I hoped some suspicions, but hi, you know, I mean
just at this point, like I just have this weird
gut feeling, and usually that's that's right, so I to
make sure what's going on.
Speaker 10 (31:47):
Also, the other day he was in the bathroom and
I could tell he was watching something. And when I
asked somebody, it's super defensive, almost like really angry at me,
and he told me don't worry about it. It's not my business.
Speaker 3 (31:59):
And I'm like, way, whoa like a social video media
video or like a video?
Speaker 13 (32:05):
I mean it sounded like a little intimate for something online.
Speaker 10 (32:10):
It was not super loud, so I couldn't really live
too clearly. But I don't know. It's just his reaction.
Speaker 1 (32:17):
Oh or maybe video chatting with somebody that would.
Speaker 10 (32:20):
Be that would be bold, but I guess that's possible too.
Speaker 3 (32:24):
I'm so sorry this doesn't sound very good if you're
just joining us for Today's to Catch a Cheater.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
Justine is on the phone and she thinks that her husband,
Paul of four years might be messing around. So we're
about to call him and pretend to be from the
grocery store that he's a rewards card member at and
say that he's this month's lucky winner of free flowers
delivered from our floral department, and we'll see if he
sends those flowers to his wife, Justine or to somebody else.
But before we do that, Justine, why don't you tell
us about your situation again real quick?
Speaker 10 (32:51):
So, I mean right now, I'm just really unsure as
far as his behaviors. He's been acting very cold, very distant.
Speaker 16 (32:58):
Not receptive to like intimacy, and I have just seen
his behavior shift, like with his phone. I just keep
seeing him being more secretive, just a lot of things
that just don't really feel feel right. So whenever I
try to be intimate with him, he just pushes me away.
He like completely stonewalls me and just asks. He keeps
(33:21):
going to bed, but he just seems aggressive and frustrated.
He doesn't seem like him.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
All right, you ready for us to call him and see.
Speaker 10 (33:30):
I'm ready as I'll be all right.
Speaker 1 (33:43):
Hello, Hey, this is horrible calling from I was looking
for our rewards card member named Paul.
Speaker 11 (33:49):
This is him.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
Hey Paul, please don't hang up. This is not a
marketing phone call. I'm actually calling with it big congratulations,
you're this month's winner.
Speaker 11 (33:57):
Oh okay, okay, yeah, I do show up you guys
pretty often.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
Well, we know and we've noticed, and thank you sweet.
Speaker 11 (34:04):
I'm a winner.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
I win well every single month. I don't know if
you know this or not. We choose one Rewards Card
member who gets a free gift from us, and this
month it's free flowers delivered from our Florida department. You've
won thirty six long stem red roses, a box of
candy or chocolate, and a card to be delivered to
anybody that you want, absolutely free. It's a three hundred
and sixteen dollars value. Congratulations.
Speaker 11 (34:23):
Oh wow, that's that's all pretty cool.
Speaker 1 (34:27):
Well, thank you very much for shopping with us. And
it's very simple. First thing I would need to be
the first and last name of the person you want
to send them to, and then anything you want to
put on a card, and then the address and that's it.
Speaker 11 (34:37):
Okay, Well, I want to send them to my wife Justine.
Speaker 1 (34:44):
Is there anything you want to put on a card
to Justine?
Speaker 5 (34:47):
Uh?
Speaker 7 (34:47):
Yeah, okay, well then definitely put this I know what
you've been doing, and then you can.
Speaker 11 (34:54):
Three dot it if you want to lip sees or whatever.
But yeah, just keep it at that.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
Know what you Okay? Great? Oh man. In my job
sometimes you want to ask questions, but you just don't.
Speaker 10 (35:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (35:08):
We we have a we have a couple of conversations.
Speaker 1 (35:11):
Yeah, none of my business. Yeah, Hey, Paul, I do
have to let you know that this is actually a
radio show.
Speaker 11 (35:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (35:18):
Hi, I am Nina. Hi, I'm Victoria. My name is Jebel.
How are you called the Jebel Show? And we do
a segment that's called to Catch a Cheeta where if
you think your significant other might be messing around, you
see who they send flowers to. And that's what this is.
Your wife, Justine is actually on the phone.
Speaker 11 (35:33):
What.
Speaker 1 (35:34):
Yeah, I'm I'm on this what.
Speaker 11 (35:37):
I don't even know what to say.
Speaker 10 (35:39):
I'm here?
Speaker 11 (35:40):
Why am I on here?
Speaker 10 (35:42):
I mean, you've been acting super strange lately. I've just
had a really weird feeling that you were just seen
somebody else. I mean, it's pretty.
Speaker 13 (35:49):
Normal some of the behaviors that you're showing. You've basically
not given me any attention. You've not spoken to me,
You've been ignoring.
Speaker 10 (35:56):
Me, pushing me away. Like what am I supposed to think?
Speaker 7 (36:00):
Uh yeah, I have been a little distant or whatever
because I'm this I'm curious.
Speaker 11 (36:06):
Actually, I'm definitely not cheating on you. I'm just very angry.
This upset. I don't know, keep adding different words, but
it's just the same meeting. I am furious right now.
Speaker 7 (36:19):
I honestly can't even believe that you have the audacity
to accuse me of cheating when you've been doing exactly
what you've been doing.
Speaker 1 (36:27):
What have you been doing?
Speaker 10 (36:29):
What are you talking about exactly?
Speaker 7 (36:32):
Yeah, well, one of my friends just sent me a
link to dot com.
Speaker 11 (36:37):
You want to explain that.
Speaker 1 (36:39):
Whoa, what is that, Justine? What are you doing?
Speaker 7 (36:46):
Of course she's gonna say, because she's been recording us
being intimated or whatever and then selling it.
Speaker 11 (36:52):
To online content.
Speaker 7 (36:54):
Oh yeah, well, Ed sent me a link a couple
of weeks ago. I was surprised to see my face
and everything else about me as well.
Speaker 11 (37:03):
Uh so, yeah, that's not sure at all.
Speaker 10 (37:06):
You knew when I was explaining those videos.
Speaker 7 (37:09):
Okay, I'm aware that I was filming them, you know, Uh,
because you know, everyone's a lot of flex for the camera,
but I didn't. I'm not aware of the fact that
you were, uh, you know, sell them without my permission?
Speaker 11 (37:22):
That was for us, Paul.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
Why didn't you say anything sooner?
Speaker 11 (37:27):
I didn't. I honestly didn't know how to bring this up.
I was honestly shocked. I mean, I didn't expect my
friend to send me a link with me. How do
you explain this to someone? I don't know.
Speaker 1 (37:38):
How did my get on this website? Where's the money?
Speaker 11 (37:45):
Yeah, bib like, I don't know. Why have you been
selling our videos online?
Speaker 13 (37:49):
I mean it looked good. I mean, why not make
money all his own? It looks great?
Speaker 19 (37:54):
Are you not?
Speaker 7 (37:56):
I look, what about this has not been clear that
I'm I'm very upset about this.
Speaker 10 (38:04):
I mean, you was created confident in the video.
Speaker 3 (38:08):
Are you more mad that she didn't ask your permission
or that it happened at all?
Speaker 7 (38:14):
Yeah, that she didn't ask my permission, because, like you got,
everything's the flip of a script.
Speaker 11 (38:19):
If I did the same.
Speaker 7 (38:20):
Thing to her, then I would be villainized and everything
like that.
Speaker 11 (38:23):
It's all about boundaries, man, and just communication. She's mad
that I'm not communicating. But she already did this without
my permission. This is ridiculous. I mean also, you're my wife.
We share finances, like you know.
Speaker 7 (38:36):
I mean, at one point you would think that you
would come to me like, hey, babe, I want to
start telling poor videos of us.
Speaker 16 (38:44):
Okay, I mean, I guess that's a good point. I mean,
I was just trying to get smashed money for your birthday.
Speaker 1 (38:49):
Oh, baldy, you see that's kind of sweet, trying to
catch your money for your birthday.
Speaker 7 (38:57):
Yeah, she's putting on the charm right now. I'm mad, babe,
I mean, come on, you can When when.
Speaker 11 (39:03):
Were you going to tell me? Were you not ever
going to tell me?
Speaker 10 (39:07):
I'm going to tell you after your birth patrip.
Speaker 11 (39:10):
After I asked where you got the money for this trip?
Speaker 10 (39:15):
It was gonna come up.
Speaker 11 (39:15):
When it came up, you were going to tell him?
Speaker 1 (39:19):
What were you? Justine?
Speaker 15 (39:21):
No?
Speaker 10 (39:22):
I probably wasn't, But I'm sorry, I really want, I
really want you can three of me.
Speaker 11 (39:28):
I mean, I love you.
Speaker 7 (39:29):
I mean I'm glad that just came to air that
you you know that I'm not cheating on you.
Speaker 11 (39:34):
And I know what's going on here. I mean, I
guess the only thing we could do now is just
maybe make more content.
Speaker 1 (39:42):
So you're in now, Paul in that lighting.
Speaker 8 (39:48):
The Jewel Shows to catch a cheater.
Speaker 1 (39:51):
The dating world is a tough place. The Jewel Show.
You have all the different dating apps and all the
different things that they offer, like bumble the ladies hit
you up for Tender, a free for all of dudes
trying to convince you that they read books and hopes
of getting a hook up. Plenty of fish if you're
looking across a new std off of her, I've had
this one punched card. And if that's not enough, the
(40:12):
way that you text can also affect your dating life.
And I know that because a new study is out
that says how you text maybe the reason you have
trouble in the dating world. I believe that. So we'll
go over it right now so you can learn how
to text better. If you want to get dates, they
say that you should respond as soon as you can
to any potential dates. No, why, Victoria, you're saying no, yeah, immediately. No.
(40:33):
It's such a turnoff when you wait too long.
Speaker 2 (40:35):
Yeah, but when you're texting me too fast, it's telling
me that you don't have anything else to do.
Speaker 1 (40:38):
Or that they like you and respect your time.
Speaker 2 (40:41):
No, like you have like nothing else to do but
texting right now, and I have a lot of things.
Speaker 1 (40:45):
Going on, and I have a lot of things to
do right now.
Speaker 2 (40:46):
So you're texting me so fast, it's gonna get pressure
thinking I've text back real quick.
Speaker 1 (40:50):
But I'm not going to. I'm going to. Why would
I ever want to date you? You're not booked and busy.
Speaker 3 (40:53):
Yeah, so you're saying Victoria see very much. I really
feel like it's an age thing sometimes because at this point,
I'm like, I'm not trying to play around, Like if
you're texting me, text me.
Speaker 1 (41:02):
If you're not getting out of here, I'm not going
to chase you. According to this study, it says that
you should never wait more than fifteen minutes to respond
to somebody that you want to date. Fifteen eighteen minutes.
Speaker 3 (41:13):
If you're available and you're looking at your phone and
you're available and you don't text. Now you're playing games
and you're wasting my time? What do you mean by available?
Speaker 2 (41:21):
Like if I'm working, but I saw you message me,
so like in my mind, I'll wait till later.
Speaker 3 (41:26):
Well no, no, you wait hours later. I don't think
you need to drop everything you're doing to text the
person back. But let's be honest, within an hour, if
your phone is right next to you, you can find two
seconds to text somebody back.
Speaker 1 (41:36):
We're going over a new survey that says that the
way you text can directly affect your dating life, and
these are the ways to text in order to be
sexier in the dating world. It says, when it comes
to replying fast, don't reply before they finish their text.
That's a little too fast, so you have to find
out of me. That's fair. It also says never just
(41:57):
text the word hey or high. Never I like high,
and then what then I'll say high back? But is
that not like the most ridiculous conversation ever. I don't
mean it's a combination. It's a starter.
Speaker 2 (42:09):
So then I can say hi, and then it makes
you feel better because I can text that back fast.
Speaker 1 (42:14):
And then where does a conversation go? Wherever he wants
it to go. Okay. Also says that don't use ellipses.
What ellipses are the bullets of punctuation is what they're saying.
Mysterious in the front, breakdown in coming in the back
is that the semi colon thing o. That's the dot
dot Oh. I like the dot dot dot though I
(42:36):
do too.
Speaker 2 (42:37):
It gives like a it gives you a pause if
you're hell a joke. Yeah, I use a lot.
Speaker 1 (42:41):
It's like, hey, look at the end of these three periods,
there's gonna be something hilarious for you. Yeah. Yeah, Or
apparently they say, don't use that, that's not a sexy
way of texting. Well, I'm in on that not sexy move.
I like it too, really what else? I like it?
Speaker 3 (42:54):
The best is when you're like, guess what dot dot dot,
and then you wait a few minutes and then you
text them something and now you're like, see, I had
you on that book.
Speaker 1 (43:02):
I hate that now.
Speaker 6 (43:03):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (43:03):
I'm terrible to text that way because I put my
phone down and then I forget that I even have
a phone, and so I'd be like, guess what do
do dot? And then I wouldn't respond for hours, and
then whoever is sitting there with their punchline loaded and
they're not gonna be able to deliver it for a
very long time. You're like, what what is it?
Speaker 6 (43:17):
What do you mean?
Speaker 1 (43:17):
By the time I responded, never mind, don't worry about it.
What is the sexiest punctuation? According to this survey, an
M dash is the sexiest punctuation you can use in
a text, says I know grammar and also probably own
linen sheets. According to this service, what is an M dash?
That's a good question. I don't think any of us
would be sexy when texting because I'm AI right now, Okay,
(43:40):
it is is an M dash and M dash is
a long dash used in writing to create a strong
break or interruption innocence. So it's like, it's like taking
the time to actually put a long dash in there.
It's time to do that.
Speaker 11 (43:53):
No one?
Speaker 2 (43:54):
It also was it between that and do? Dot is
funnier and it tells you it's a pause. I agree
the dash is just a dash.
Speaker 1 (44:02):
Also say, if you want to be sexier when you're texting, somebody,
break your text into short bursts a field suspense and
also stimulates the nervous system. Oh am I a sexy text?
Or guys, oh you're irritating.
Speaker 3 (44:16):
You'll text me two words, and then another text three words,
another text four words, and back to two words, and
it's like.
Speaker 1 (44:21):
This whole line, they're a different thought. And then I'm
sitting there and I'm doing something and I just get
bybee bebe bebe beep. I'm like, oh again, But you
know what, honey, to somebody that is really sexy. Yeah,
we're going over and he studies out. That says the
way you text can directly affect how you date and
if you be successful in the dating world. They also say,
(44:42):
of course, make sure you pay attention to autocorrect. Oh,
if you say you want to meet up with somebody
and it's meet and you say me e at, that
could be very confusing.
Speaker 2 (44:52):
I had a guy that tykes me, but I don't
know what it was. But he kept using like a
lot of different like they're there and there. It's all
the wrong ones. He spelled a lot of things wrong,
and I couldn't tell if he was texting me or
if he was getting like AI to text me and
would just.
Speaker 3 (45:04):
Like really messing things up. You're giving him a lot
of credit for saying that it was AI. There's a
really good chance he doesn't know how to use this theirs.
Speaker 1 (45:12):
It also says avoid sending voice notes. Why what is
wrong with voice notes?
Speaker 3 (45:18):
Just think about it. Put yourself in the situation. It's
the early stages of dating. Somebody knew Victoria, okay, and
they send you a voice note giving you an update
on their day.
Speaker 1 (45:26):
Okay, you like that?
Speaker 2 (45:27):
Well yeah, because then I can I know their tone
you text? I said, you can't tell someone's tone. Okay,
So you can't tell someone's being nice to you?
Speaker 1 (45:33):
Mean, do you rude?
Speaker 9 (45:34):
Do you money to you?
Speaker 1 (45:36):
If their voice note is hi? Okay, No, give me more.
Victoria likes the hey text. What if you just got
a text from dude, some dude that was just hey?
Speaker 14 (45:44):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (45:44):
When I say that, when you're hearing them fumbling to
turn it off, No, give us three minutes and we'll
give you everything you need to know for the day.
With Nina's what's trending?
Speaker 3 (45:57):
Do you ever use public transportation? If you do, there's
something you need to watch out for. It's a trending
term called backdoor browsing, and it's happening on public transit
all the backdoor browsing.
Speaker 1 (46:11):
Okay, why it's a different definition. Maybe we're talking about
something different, like my mind is going nowhere?
Speaker 3 (46:20):
Yeah, that's they really need to change that, Higle. I
mean I knew that's what was going to happen. But
this is actually what the term is called. So I'll
tell you what backdoor browsing means, and it's not what
you think.
Speaker 1 (46:29):
In just a second.
Speaker 3 (46:31):
But first, this is really interesting. There's a new pole
that shows Americans are turning their backs on college. So
there's a new pole that just says, most Americans are
no longer seeking for your college degrees. They don't think
it's worth the cost.
Speaker 1 (46:43):
We didn't decide that before I went to college. For me,
back then, it was like you go to college or
you're going to be on your own exactly. Nobody needs
to know anything anymore for that. Honestly.
Speaker 2 (46:55):
That's so true though, that and everyone wants to be
like I feel like social media in indlencers, which I
don't feel says sad though.
Speaker 1 (47:02):
Oh one, we need like actual people who can keep
us alive.
Speaker 11 (47:06):
I knew AI was coming.
Speaker 1 (47:08):
That's why I never went to college. Oh okay, well
the best part there's one way to get out of it.
Speaker 3 (47:14):
But I think the best part about college isn't necessarily
even the classes, because how many people do you talk
to you that went to college, maybe like if you
were in business or anything with numbers, but like it
was all about learning your social skills and time management
and like how you were going to be in life
and like dreaming and stuff. So why college was important
for class like it was also important for life.
Speaker 2 (47:35):
I feel like about football games, I learned no time
management having fun?
Speaker 1 (47:39):
How do I get it at this? How fast can
I get on a scooter to my class? But if
you did long, I can take it y how many
more can we do?
Speaker 3 (47:49):
Not imagine if you didn't do that, then you would
be like doing that in your fifties because you'd be
like reliving it and then you'd be.
Speaker 1 (47:55):
Like, I'm friend.
Speaker 2 (47:57):
Yeah, I do feel like college is a good experience,
like to go and I don't know, I had good times.
Speaker 3 (48:02):
I defend it anyway. But that's how America feels. Now
back to back door browsing. America has also got strong
feels on this, and it's happening a lot in public transportation.
So really, what it is is if you're sitting next
to somebody and they're looking over onto your phone. So
the people sitting next to you are watching what you're watching.
They're reading your text messages, yes, they're watching your face times,
and that is called backdoor bra Okay.
Speaker 2 (48:24):
All I'm saying is something make it really easy to
do that, and so I can't help it, and I'm
a very I get distracted very easily.
Speaker 1 (48:30):
You are a backdoor browser. If you catch my attention,
it's just you know, yes, you gotta be quiet. I
try to be quiet, but everyone and be like, it's
it's your posture.
Speaker 3 (48:46):
Yeah, will help on that, just add real quick at it.
Speaker 1 (48:52):
Oh beware, that is what's trending.
Speaker 11 (48:57):
Doubles.
Speaker 14 (48:58):
Dirty little secret.
Speaker 1 (48:59):
Hello, Hi, Hey, you have a dirty little secret. Yeah,
I do, sweet? What is it?
Speaker 20 (49:06):
Okay?
Speaker 9 (49:07):
So my little secret is so it's mostly hidden.
Speaker 20 (49:10):
From my parents. So on New Year's I had went
out to the bar with some friends in Canada because
I am in northern Maine, okay, and I had met
this guy there and we ended up starting dating. Now,
but what my parents don't know is that.
Speaker 14 (49:28):
His mother is the one that did my STD testing.
Speaker 1 (49:31):
His mother did your STD testing. I'm guessing that did
not come back clean. Why is that a problem?
Speaker 20 (49:37):
Came back, ak came back, queen.
Speaker 19 (49:39):
It came by queen.
Speaker 1 (49:41):
Why is that a problem though.
Speaker 20 (49:43):
Because my mom has no clue that we started dating
Tea and that his mom did that because my mom
doesn't know that I got STD tested.
Speaker 1 (49:56):
Was his mom like a nurse or something?
Speaker 9 (49:59):
You were si a family planning Okay.
Speaker 1 (50:01):
Imagine if she was like nope, sorry, say elementary school teacher.
That'd be weird that your mom just doesn't know that
you're active.
Speaker 9 (50:09):
No, she doesn't know.
Speaker 1 (50:10):
Okay, okay, okay, that makes sense. Well at least you're
being safe. Yeah, absolutely, yeah, I am about forgetting tested.
I say that most people don't get tested, so go you.
Speaker 19 (50:18):
I know our school pulled her work in to do
free testing. So that's how it happened.
Speaker 9 (50:23):
Oh in college.
Speaker 1 (50:25):
Oh, well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret,
gad Glade. Well yeah, all right, take care. Hey, what's up?
Is the jubil shows dirty little secret?
Speaker 11 (50:39):
You have one?
Speaker 20 (50:40):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (50:40):
Sweet?
Speaker 11 (50:41):
What is it?
Speaker 21 (50:42):
Okay? So, like I used to go to my grandma's
house like all the time, Okay, okay, I'd always tell
her that, like I was gonna go make myself food.
This would be at occurrence, like all of the time.
I guess I was just super hungry, but I'd actually
go into her kitchen and eat spoonfuls of corn starch.
Speaker 11 (51:03):
Why it was crunchy?
Speaker 1 (51:08):
Why out of everything in a bentry, you go for
the corn star. It's like, oh, are you doing drugs there?
Eating corn stars?
Speaker 15 (51:17):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (51:18):
You always feel like, do you want me to make
you like brownies or something? And I literally say no
because I wanted corn starch. Do you still go snack
on corn starchy?
Speaker 11 (51:29):
Huh?
Speaker 1 (51:29):
Is it good? I mean it must be good if
you like it that much?
Speaker 21 (51:32):
Yes, try it, try it.
Speaker 1 (51:35):
I take your word for it. Does anybody know that
you snack on corn starch?
Speaker 11 (51:39):
Oh, this is my biggest secret.
Speaker 1 (51:43):
That's funny. Well, thank you for telling us your dirty
little secret. We'll have to try it out of course.
Speaker 14 (51:47):
I love you guys.
Speaker 1 (51:53):
Have a good one. What's your dirty little secret?
Speaker 15 (52:00):
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