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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I got a nine to one one call from an
older lady to complain that a random man didn't hold
the door open for her. Once text message that we
got in at four one oh six one. Because there's
a story going viral about a woman in Florida who
recently called nine one one to complain because she wouldn't
be served a jello shot at the bar.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
When she made that call.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Yeah, and because of that, nine one one dispatchers everywhere
are revealing the dumbest reasons that people have called nine
to one one. So let's go over someone right now
so you can feel better about your intelligence. Okay. One
dispatcher said that they got yelled at on the phone
because somebody turned out the Northern lights. Someone called nine
(00:43):
one one to say that somebody turned off the Northern lights.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Lest guess how many of these people were on drugs.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
And they.
Speaker 5 (00:52):
Aren't the Northern lights like something that only happens like
once in a while.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Anywayn's where you're at as well, you can see them,
but like.
Speaker 5 (01:00):
To suddenly be like somebody turned them off just seems
really Yeah, like you said, intoxicated.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
For sure, nine one one dispatchers are revealing the most
ridiculous nine one one calls they've received this year so far.
Another person said a lady called nine one one from
a Wendy's drive through because they wouldn't serve her a whopper.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
I wanted to make that call.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Yeah, to be a nine one one operator and get
that call. They won't serve you a what that's because
you're not at burger kate problem.
Speaker 5 (01:30):
Drugs might be in the hands of this entire loose so.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Far, I had nine one one called on me and
that was part of it too.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Why I was nine one one called on.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Well, a guy was dating called nine one one on
me because I walked into the club and he was
in the back of the club holding hands with another girl.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
So I got upset.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
So I kind of like got in her face and
I started freaking out, and everybody thought I was going
to fight her, and I tried, but then they kicked
me out, and so he called nine one one and
I was like walking around downtown trying to like find
I don't know, trying to cool down. So there were
cops looking for me because he called nine one one
and said I was a threat. Well, yeah, it was
really cool.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
They didn't find me if people using nine one one
for the most ridiculous reasons. Another nine to one one
dispatcher said somebody called nine one one because they were
a tourist and they were bored and didn't have much money,
so they wanted some tips on what to do. Oh
do you understand? I don't think so.
Speaker 6 (02:28):
Did you know there's like a non emergency nine on one? Also,
I didn't know that until recently. There's a number you
can call that's like nine to one.
Speaker 7 (02:35):
But if it's like not an.
Speaker 6 (02:36):
Emergency, So this guy, do you know that number? No,
I would be really helpful if I did.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
How did you learn that, Victoria?
Speaker 7 (02:41):
I think I well, on TikTok.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
It's different.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
I think I swear, I think it's true, and I
think it's different in every state. While I lived in Chicago,
I wanted to complain about the people that were street
racing on my street and I called nine one min
and they're like, this is not a nine one one problem.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
You got a cop I was trying to.
Speaker 5 (02:58):
Sleep one to stop drag racing outside because yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
And so then they gave me another number because they
said that wasn't an America.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Having a heart attack and they need an ambulance.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Okay, but it's illegal to race on a stream.
Speaker 7 (03:15):
Yeah, tell Nina Man.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Somebody else called to report a missing Amazon package nine
on one, despite it being shown as delivered. The police
later the dispatch and found that it went to the
wrong floor of the apartment. I cant believe they actually
dispatched police for that then.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Yeah, Well, to be fair, porch pirates like I would
assume that if my package said delivered it wasn't outside
my door, that it was stolen.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Therefore nine crime.
Speaker 5 (03:43):
Therefore, I feel like when people steal packages, there's hardly
ever police that actually go out to the location the
foul report.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Yeah, I know, there's really nothing they can do about it.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
They usually just say I will send you another one.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
We got a text message in at four one six
one and said that they were a nine to one
one operator and they'd have a woman called four or
five times a week because of a ghost and er attic.
That's a different number.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Yeah. For that, we had to find one of those
ladies that can come in there and get rid of it,
an exorcist.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
I got a number for that too. It's no wonder
that nine one operators always sound so over it and
rude because they're getting an emergency every once in a while,
and then they're usually getting calls like this. One said,
I got a call from a woman that said, my
husband just ate the last mats of Realistick. She actually
called nine one one about.
Speaker 5 (04:34):
That medical emergencies and this logjamming the whole process producer
freeze drugs.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Another woman called nine one one because her husband wouldn't
stop saying guess what and then refusing to tell her what.
She told the nine one one operator was psychological warfare
and he needed to be arrested.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
And these are the people that vote.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Yeah, exactly. And you wonder why our elections are so
screwed up, right, because those people like make sure you
get out and vote.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Right so I can get my.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Voting is great if you're informed. Not everybody needs to go.
You know, just because it's your right doesn't mean you
have to do it. It's also your right to realize
that you're dumb and uninformed.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
It's another jubile phone frame.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
I'm going to call him right now, Hello, don't I'm
just going to call him and tell him because he
must know.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Hello.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Oh yes, Hello, mess we to Todd Place.
Speaker 8 (05:42):
Yeah, this is Pod. I'm sorry. I am having a
hard I'm hearing you. There's loud founds in the background.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
I'm so sorry about this.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
I was I still had the ratio off because I
used to radio what I work, So so sorry about that.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
It was probably very loud when I called you.
Speaker 8 (05:55):
Yeah, Okay, who is it.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
Yes, my name is Heinrich. I'm because I am working
on the flaws in your house. We're installing the wood flooring.
Speaker 8 (06:05):
Okay, you know that music is playing again. I'm having
a hard time hearing you.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
I'm sorry, it's very hard to hear. And what did
you say.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
It's just that I need to inform you of a
major problem that that has happened, and I feel like
you should know about it.
Speaker 9 (06:21):
Okay, what do you?
Speaker 8 (06:22):
What made your problem?
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Are you?
Speaker 1 (06:23):
I'm so sorry.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
One second, I'm please stop tutting the redion. I'm so
sorry about that. They turned the redion right when we
were speaking, and I did not hear what you said.
But I do have a big problem that we have
encountered while doing the flaws in your house, the wooding flaws.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Yes, and I must.
Speaker 4 (06:40):
Tell you about it because I think it's probably going
to make you very upset, and I'm so sorry about this,
and I really have no excuse for it at all.
Speaker 8 (06:48):
All Right, but you guys have already been doing this
job way longer than you were supposed to supposed to
be done three days ago. So what's the problem now.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
Yes, I know it's we are running late on the
job anyway, So it's probably going to be very upset
think for you to know that what I'm about to
tell you, because like I just feel i'd debating on whether.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
To call or not to know me if I cannot
hear you.
Speaker 4 (07:10):
Please tell it off, turn it off. I'm so sorry
about this. They turned already on again while I was
talking to you.
Speaker 8 (07:16):
The problem? What is the problem? We're paying you a
lot of money. Tell me what the problem is?
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Well, starting the wood flaws you know in your house.
Speaker 8 (07:24):
I know, I know.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
You said then that the problem happened.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
Well, it's because the flaws can get messy.
Speaker 8 (07:33):
Okay, what is the problem.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
I'm so I'm so sorry about this. I can tell
you here.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
You please turn the vet off, turn the redio off.
I'm so sorry about this. They turned the veto on again.
Speaker 8 (07:44):
Yeah, No, can you please stop it? What's the problem?
The next words that come out of your mouth are
the problem?
Speaker 2 (07:50):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Well, it is a very big deal.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
I feel it's a very big deal, and so I
wanted to just call you and be transparent about it.
It's because, like, I don't want to damage I don't
want to damage anything of yours or the home models,
any home modeve that I'm working with the house.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
I never want to damage anything.
Speaker 8 (08:08):
You will win my floors.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Oh no, the.
Speaker 4 (08:11):
Floors are coming along beautifully. No problems there. It's just
that one of our workers was washing his hands until
he used your decorative hand towel, and I told him
to bring his own hand towel in there, and he
used your decorative towel.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
I'm so sorry.
Speaker 8 (08:26):
I'm sorry. Are you kidding me right now? Is that
what the major problem is that you're calling me about.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
This is a very nice towel. You haven't he used
it with his dirty hounds.
Speaker 8 (08:34):
I don't give a about the towel. You're calling me
like the whole house is on fire.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Hey Dodd, this is actually Jewel from the Jewel Show
doing a funebrank on you and your wife. Set you up.
Speaker 10 (08:49):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 8 (08:51):
Oh she's gonna have to pay for this because my
blood pressure is through the goddamn room.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
She said that you guys are.
Speaker 8 (08:58):
Having money very.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Wood floors installed, and she wanted to piss you off.
Speaker 7 (09:10):
Wake up every morning with jebile phone pranks. We say
mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
It's time for ninas.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
What's trending well, not surprisingly because we have obsessive personalities.
The latest health trend is causing a surprising shortage nationwide.
So if you're working on your gains, it's gonna be
a little bit harder.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
I'll explain in just a second.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
But first, a shirtless electrician is trending big time because
of what he did inside of a taco bell. Oh
he was shirtless inside of a taco bell. He walked in.
The video has gone absolutely viral because people are using
him as a meme and it's a lesson in doing
what you say you're gonna do. So he walks in
and he's like, I'm an electrician.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
I don't have a shirt on.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
And he was like, if you don't do what I'm saying,
I'm gonna turn the electricity off inside of this taco bell.
I don't even really know what he was asking for,
to be honest, because people weren't taking him very seriously
and they just.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Wanted no onions on his burrito and then they can't
get that.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
No, he was just trying to like talk to them
or order, but because he had no shirt on, they
were they were kicking him out. And so he's like, well,
if you do that, I'm going to cut the electricity.
Speaker 6 (10:18):
We can.
Speaker 7 (10:18):
I ask where was his shirt? Like did he just
like not have like was it electrician?
Speaker 1 (10:22):
They don't wear shirts belt.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
Okay, so when he walked out that door, what did
he do?
Speaker 7 (10:33):
Cut the electricity?
Speaker 3 (10:34):
He cut the electricity. The next thing, you know, everybody
inside of this taco bell was just sitting in the
dark because he did it.
Speaker 6 (10:41):
Not only that, think of all the sauce as everything,
everything that's in the fridge.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Yeah, that's going back.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
I just ordered it and my food wasn't prepared and
I didn't have it yet. I'd be so mad.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
I was angry when the electricity went out, Like for
a normal reason, I would, but not if I got
a show like that, like did that just happen? I'm
fine with not getting my food. That was interesting. He's
turned into.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
A meme basically, with everybody using it as a told
you I'd do it, do it.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
So that's him.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
If you see the shirtless electrician, that's his story.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
That's measure the origin story.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
Well, here in Seattle, we are preparing, of course for
the World Cup. So there are some newly installed public restrooms.
However the problem is they've been vandalized already.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
And these restrooms.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
So they put them out near a loomin field and
they actually look really nice. They are solar powered restrooms,
and but what the glass on the outside of it
already got bashed in.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
I've always hated on Seattle, like I'm not from here,
and it's it's fine, it is what it is. People
like it. I don't really care for it, but that's
just the way it is. Like I used to be
really a jerk about it, but now it's like whatever
you like it, I just don't. But the argument that
peopleould always use against me because I'm from la and
I've always been like, man, I don't like it here,
and they're like whatever, LA is so filthy and dirty,
and they always get me every time. I couldn't argue
(12:07):
with that. I was like, yeah, you're correct, this is
way cleaner, not anymore. It's now as filthy. Seattle's gotten filthy, well.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
Especially down in Pine Square. Yeah, and so they're trying
to clean it up. Though, what are the numbs schools
who run this place doing numbs? They're seriously.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
Yeah, that's a bunch of nincompoops in charge.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
Hold on, these nincompoops managed to get that glass fixed
the same day, and that is not what's good actually behavior.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
I mean, those.
Speaker 6 (12:45):
Bathrooms look nice, they're not just like Porter Potty a
picture of them, and that really does suck, like you
put those up there.
Speaker 7 (12:50):
That's why we can't have nice things people exactly.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
They partnered with Thrown Labs and so they're all like
fancy and stuff.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
But they do say we will make sure.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
That we come out the same day and repair it
it actual glass, like I would have figured.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
They mean it's something like glass or something harder to break.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
Maybe they'll do that after it breaks a few times.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Again then and charge. I don't think I'm going, hey,
there might be somebody you want to break this thing.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
And lastly, I don't think the protein maxers saw this coming.
Nobody looked ahead at the idea that protein would be
experiencing a shortage. I'm talking about way protein. Isn't that nuts, there's.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
A way protein shortage.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
It's a way protein shortage. So Big Foods is a
packaging protein company that does chips, waffles. I mean, Starbucks
is doing lattes with protein. Everything is used as a
way protein, I know, but they're jumping in on protein
maxing and people are actually ordering it. I'm not even
sure if people are consuming their protein correctly. But that's
a different story. So I had to look it up.
(13:51):
I didn't know what way protein was even after I've
consumed it in my life. But it's a byproduct of cheesemaking.
So it's basically, they go to make the cheese, they
take the curve in. The liquid that's left over is
what they used to create into a powder to create way,
and so they can't they're sold out, like they're sold
out until the end of the year. So once everything
that's on the shelves right now that has a way in.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
It is gone, it is gone.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
Oh great, every's gonna start hoarding.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Medead emergency.
Speaker 9 (14:25):
So good.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
I wish I thought of that.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
We stay calm, It's gonna be okay.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
I hope now.
Speaker 7 (14:36):
It's time to catch a cheater.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Only on the Jubile Show, Isabelle is on the phone
today for to catch a Cheater and she's been with
her husband, Grayson for five years, but now she thinks
he might be cheating. So hopefully we can help her out. Isabelle, sorry,
you're going through it, But why do you think that
your husband is cheating on you?
Speaker 11 (14:57):
Because what happens in Mexico, doesn't she In Mexico.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Everybody kind of what that means. So what what happened?
Speaker 11 (15:11):
So Grayson and his friends they all went on a
boys trip like a few weeks ago, and they all
came back acting really weird, and we would chat here
and there for like the first three days when they
were on the trip, and after the third day, I
don't know, I think something happened because we just we
(15:34):
stopped talking and he wouldn't answer a single message for
me that night or like the rest of the trip.
And I like, at first, since I don't know, I
didn't think much of it, and I was just like, oh,
they're they're having fun, so it was fine. But then
the night he got back, I tried to like, you know,
like turn up the heat in the bedroom. Yeah, and
(15:59):
like I don't, like, we hadn't seen each other, and
so I was like, oh, it's like you know, and
then he wasn't into it and he hasn't been into
it since that trip.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
And that's not amal.
Speaker 9 (16:10):
Oh wow, it's so not normal.
Speaker 11 (16:13):
I mean usually when he comes back from things, we're
like all over each other. So I was like, that's crazy.
And then the following Tuesday, we had like a Taco
Tuesday at our place with like the boys and the
girlfriends and everything, and they were all acting so weird,
like it's just like something had to have happened on that.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Trip, Like all the guys that went to Mexico were
acting weird.
Speaker 11 (16:37):
Yeah, they all were acting weird, like they like sexual
cold shoulder type thing to all of us.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
Oh did you talk to the other girlfriends?
Speaker 8 (16:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (16:47):
I did, so I like I kind of like hinted
at like, oh, there's something going on, and they're like yeah,
like they've basically everyone's had the sexual cold shoulder and
they're like, all, it's super weird. And then they're all
being super secretive on their phones, like just like they
like aren't letting us touch it. Kind of thing, and
like just like it feels like they're like talking back
(17:08):
and forth with each other, and then I don't know.
I just I personally want to know because if something
did happen, I am straight up packing all of this
and I'm shipping into Mexico where he can go and
get it.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
Oh my god, did they all do it together? We'll see,
I mean, that is kind of shady. Isabelle is on
the phone and she thinks that her husband of five years, Grayson,
might have cheated when he was on a trip with
his boys to Mexico. So we're about to call him
and pretend to be from the grocery store that he's
a rewards card member at and tell him that he's
(17:42):
this month's lucky winter of free flowers delivered from our
flooral apartment. And we'll see if he sends those to
his wife, Isabelle or to somebody else, and hopefully if
he is cheating, we catch him, but hopefully he's not.
But anyway, before we do that, Isabelle, want to refresh
our memory on why you think he cheated again.
Speaker 11 (17:57):
He went on the boys trip and we were talking
for the first three days and I stopped texting me
and stop to answering my messages. And then we had
a meet up with Taco Tuesday and all the boys
were acting weird. They're all giving us the sexual cold shoulder,
all of me and all the girls with the boys
that went on the same trip, like all the girlfriends. Yeah,
(18:19):
I want to know what the hell is happening.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
Hopefully it's not cheating. And then you can just take
the term sexual cold children and start a band. Because
it sounds like I'm all right, here we go. I'm
onna dilla his phone number right now.
Speaker 11 (18:34):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
Hello, Hi, this is Corba calling from Grocers. I was
looking for our rewards card member named Grayson.
Speaker 12 (18:45):
Yeah, you know that's me, Hi, Grayson.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
Please don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call.
I'm actually calling to say congratulations and thank you for
shopping with us here this month's winter. I hope you
can hear us clapping, thank you very much for your business.
Speaker 12 (19:00):
Okay, what I want? I want?
Speaker 1 (19:05):
Yeah, maybe you don't know, but every single a month,
we choose one rewards card member who gets a free
gift from us just for being a loyal customer. It's
our way of saying thank you. And this month you've
won thirty six long stin rid roses, a box of
candy or chocolate, and a card to be delivered to
anybody that you want. Absolutely free. It's actually a three
hundred and sixteen dollars value. And thank you again for
(19:25):
your business. I will not ask you for any kind
of credit card information, no purchase necessary. It's just a
free gift from us.
Speaker 12 (19:31):
That's amazing. Okay, wow, and it's very long time.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
Well, I can't say that anymore. And it's very easy
as well. I can take down the information on who
you want to send them to you in a matterments
over the phone. You'll get confirmations on everything before we're done.
Like I said, I want to ask you for any
kind of information. You can also set up a time
and I can call you back, or you're always welcome
to come down to the store. Whatever works best.
Speaker 12 (19:56):
Can we do just right now?
Speaker 1 (19:59):
Absolutely all I would need from you would be the
first and last name of the person and then if
you want to put anything on a card, and then
we'll get the address and confirmed up it and we're good.
Speaker 12 (20:09):
Okay, yeah, could you I want to pick the flowers?
You said flowers, right, Okay, so you can send the
flowers if you if you're ready to Isabelle Isabelle, Okay, yeah,
same last name as mine.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
Okay, got it. And do you want to put anything
on a card to Isabelle.
Speaker 12 (20:32):
Oh? Absolutely, I don't care if you it's gonna just
sound weird.
Speaker 13 (20:35):
But if you can write down, Oh, I know I've
been acting weird since Mexico and uh.
Speaker 14 (20:45):
And I'm sorry, I'm just really ashamed of something.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Mm hmm. Okay.
Speaker 12 (20:55):
I don't know how much I can add, but if
you can write here's some.
Speaker 13 (20:58):
Beautiful flowers, I can do the most beautiful woman in
the world.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
Okay, well, that's very nice of you. Absolutely I can
do that. And now I have to let you know.
This is actually a radio show. It's called The Jebel Show. Yeah, him, Nina, Hi,
I'm miiksh for you, and my name is Jubal. How
are you longest card?
Speaker 12 (21:23):
I What do you mean? I know the show? I
know you you guys?
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Okay, cool. We do a segment on our show called
to Catch a Cheater where if you significant other things
that you're messing around, you see who they send flowers to.
And your wife, Isabelle is on the phone.
Speaker 12 (21:40):
Oh no, this looks bad.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
Well you send them to Isabelle though, right, But you
also said that you're ashamed of something.
Speaker 11 (21:52):
She's on here, right, yeah, so what are you so
ashamed of? Like, I need some freaking answer. What happens?
Like I'm like losing my mind. So you were in
Mexico with the boys, so you were just like, what
diva orgie or something like?
Speaker 1 (22:16):
That's what I thought. No, no, no, we know we didn't.
Speaker 12 (22:21):
I can't believe we didn't have an orgy. Okay, Also,
Viva Loorgi. What is that.
Speaker 9 (22:27):
I didn't cheat on you?
Speaker 13 (22:27):
Okay, I never would cheat on you, baby, Like, I
have to tell you something.
Speaker 12 (22:33):
I uh, like, we we accidentally, like on the trip,
we got arrested.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
Okay, oh.
Speaker 11 (22:45):
Very quick, how do you accidentally get arrested?
Speaker 14 (22:50):
Listen, baby, We we got like really wasted, and we
kind of stole you know what the yama is?
Speaker 12 (22:58):
Give me a lama, like the animal.
Speaker 14 (23:04):
Like we were like partying in a in a house
and a few houses down there was near the bar,
there was like where we were staying at there was
a yama and we took it out of the backyard
and me we like snuck it into our yard and.
Speaker 11 (23:15):
Then it's called a lama. I understand you were just
in Mexico, but they called them lamas. Took Yeah, you
got kidnap.
Speaker 12 (23:28):
We brought it.
Speaker 14 (23:29):
We had a backyard, so we brought it in the
backyard and it was like our mascot.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
Who did you?
Speaker 11 (23:37):
I believe you, like like at all? So can you answer?
And like why you've been so cold in the bedroom?
Speaker 13 (23:46):
Then yeah, me and the guys, you know, we really
got wasted and and we were being really like stupid
and meatheads, and like we decided like who can take
the the lamas kick to the junk as you know,
and basically my thing is really like bruise.
Speaker 15 (24:03):
Okay, so you know it's really sore, and.
Speaker 11 (24:09):
You been sleeping with me because a lama that you
kidnapped and got arrested for kidnapping kicked you in.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
My gosh. Maybe yeah, you guys deserve one.
Speaker 11 (24:33):
Curious. I mean, at least my husband wasn't cheating, but
he is a giant dip. I like, send those flowers
to the lama. It sounds like he knows that he
was doing God's work.
Speaker 6 (24:49):
The Jewel shows to catch a cheater.
Speaker 15 (24:53):
Aly some sort of mentally challenged airhead.
Speaker 11 (24:56):
No, not even I didn't say that.
Speaker 7 (25:00):
It's like, why am I even listening to you?
Speaker 12 (25:01):
To begin with your virgin who can't try?
Speaker 1 (25:05):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game, You Versus Victoria,
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramiri is at a
game of trivia for Nile Horn tickets, and let's meet
today's contestant for you vers Victoria.
Speaker 9 (25:17):
Heather.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
What's up?
Speaker 11 (25:17):
Heather?
Speaker 1 (25:19):
Hi, Heather, it sounds like you're in a wind tunnel
right now. Are you okay? Do you help? Are you good? Okay?
I was just nervous for you. I didn't know if
all of a sudden, like a hurricane broke out wherever
you're at.
Speaker 11 (25:37):
I mean we are in Washington.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
So all right, are you ready to take on Victoria?
Speaker 3 (25:45):
I am every morning until I get put on the spot.
Speaker 15 (25:49):
All right.
Speaker 5 (25:49):
Good news, though she forgot her notepad today, so she's
a little flustered me too.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
All right, just see Victoria out of the studio. Here
we go, Heather. You have thirty seconds answer as many
questions as possible if you don't know when Jesse passed,
and Victoria has to beat you outright to win. Okay, yep,
all right, here we go. Your time starts now.
Speaker 3 (26:13):
What famous landmark was originally intended to be a temporary
structure for.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
The World's Fair.
Speaker 11 (26:20):
A such of liberty.
Speaker 3 (26:22):
Which US state produces the most potatoes?
Speaker 8 (26:27):
Idah?
Speaker 3 (26:28):
What was the first animated feature film ever released?
Speaker 2 (26:33):
No White?
Speaker 3 (26:34):
What common kitchen appliance was invented after its creator noticed
a candy bar melting in his.
Speaker 11 (26:39):
Pocket the fridge?
Speaker 3 (26:42):
What famous prison sat on an island in San Francisco Bay.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
Alcatraz I got that in. We'll bring Victoria back into
the studio, and while she's getting settled and putting on
her headphones, here's a question for you, Heather. What's the
worst job you've ever had?
Speaker 3 (27:03):
Working as a housekeeper for an assisted living home.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
That's probably a tough job, not to clean.
Speaker 8 (27:09):
It was.
Speaker 9 (27:13):
Bless you.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
I needed you, Victoria.
Speaker 9 (27:16):
What's the word I loved my people?
Speaker 1 (27:18):
I did not love my job, sure, Victoria. Other than
this job, what's the worst job that you've ever.
Speaker 6 (27:24):
Probably whenever COVID hit, the only thing that was like
to get a job for is like working at a
grocery store.
Speaker 12 (27:31):
And that's what I did.
Speaker 6 (27:31):
When I went home, I got drop at a grocery
store and I hated.
Speaker 7 (27:35):
I bagged groceries for like a while, and it wasn't bad.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
I can't imagine.
Speaker 6 (27:39):
I just got really bored and it was doing the
same thing over and over and I can't do that.
So finally they sent me outside to clean the carts
and I loved it.
Speaker 7 (27:51):
Oh yeah, I put a headphone in, swinging the little
thing around.
Speaker 6 (27:56):
I got you riding on them were okay, not right
on parts, but I was like, het, my carts are
not gonna be dirty.
Speaker 7 (28:03):
People are gonna walk in here cards.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
The fact that they punish you and you took pride
and enjoyed it.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
Here we go thirty seconds. Sincere as many questions as possible.
If you don't know when, just say passed and Victoria
you have to beat Heather outright to win. In Heather,
you can tell Victoria when.
Speaker 15 (28:16):
To go.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
One, two six?
Speaker 3 (28:22):
What famous landmark was originally intended to be a temporary
structure for the World's Fair.
Speaker 7 (28:27):
It's like, ooh, can me say second?
Speaker 12 (28:31):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Oh, oh wait?
Speaker 7 (28:33):
Wait where waits wish?
Speaker 3 (28:36):
US State produces the most potatoes?
Speaker 11 (28:38):
I hate this, Ohio.
Speaker 3 (28:39):
What was the first animated feature film ever released?
Speaker 7 (28:42):
I feel like I always guess, ohio, I just don't
know if that's right.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
Wrong.
Speaker 6 (28:45):
Feature film Oh, Mickey Mouse, what common kitchen clients?
Speaker 11 (28:49):
Oh Sorry?
Speaker 3 (28:50):
Was invented after its creator noticed a candy bar melting
in his pocket.
Speaker 7 (28:54):
Waite, pork, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
See how you guys did, and send it over to
the scoreboard. Our scoreboard producer.
Speaker 16 (29:03):
Free.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
That's the time.
Speaker 5 (29:04):
I'm convinced that Victoria is just playing word association and
she's not listening to the questions.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
Victoria had none what and Heather had three?
Speaker 1 (29:12):
Hey, Heather choke, Congratulations smashed today and you got now
horn tickets just are playing as well?
Speaker 11 (29:22):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
Yeah, let's get the answers now with Nina.
Speaker 3 (29:25):
The famous landmark that was originally intended to be a
temporary structure for the World Spare was Faceedle II full
tower read the space needle was built for the World Spear.
The US state the puce the produces the most potatoes
is Idaho?
Speaker 7 (29:38):
Ah so close? They sound same?
Speaker 1 (29:40):
The first invade sorry that.
Speaker 3 (29:46):
The first animated feature film ever released was Snow White
and Seven Doors. The common kitchen appliance that was invented
after its creator noticed a candy bar melting in his
pocket was the microwave oven. Oh I didn't hear the
whole question from one not shocking? And then the famous
prison that sat on an island in San Francisco Bay.
Speaker 7 (30:05):
Oh yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (30:07):
Alex is Alcatraz that penitentiary.
Speaker 9 (30:11):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (30:12):
Play you vers Victoria this same time every single weekday morning.
Remember if you want to play, just DM must at
the Jubil Show or go to the jubilshow dot com. Heather,
thank you again for playing day everyone you too.
Speaker 7 (30:25):
First date follow.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
Up Byron is on the phone today for a first
date follow up and he's getting ghosted by a woman
named Taylor. So in a few minutes we'll call her
and see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him
and maybe get him a second date. But first, Byron,
how long has it been since you talked to Taylor?
Speaker 9 (30:41):
She's been ghosting me for like eight days?
Speaker 3 (30:44):
Oh, not like you're counting or anything.
Speaker 9 (30:47):
Well, I tell you it's hard not to. I really
liked hanging out with her.
Speaker 3 (30:51):
I'm sorry that sucks. How did you guys leave it
at the end of the day.
Speaker 9 (30:55):
At the end of the day, it all was cool,
you know. We got a light kiss. That's been too crazy,
but it really seemed like things are going to go
well and move forward.
Speaker 1 (31:04):
Okay, we'll tell us about the date.
Speaker 10 (31:05):
Then, so we went out and because she's got this
whole like we met at a fall that's the whole thing, right,
And so she had this whole autumnasthetic, you know, the.
Speaker 9 (31:19):
Messy bonds, get the citement lite, all that stuff. And
I really liked her energy, so I was kind of thinking, oh,
let's do something fall themed.
Speaker 11 (31:29):
You know.
Speaker 9 (31:29):
She was playful, seem spontaneous and a little flirty. So
I was like, oh, you know what, why don't we
go apple picking? It's going to be perfect for this.
Speaker 10 (31:38):
Time of year.
Speaker 9 (31:40):
I've never gone on it for a date too, but
she said that she likes doing stuff that feels like
a movie saying. So I'm like, oh, perfect, I can
be your lead. And then right, so we you know,
we go to the place. We're having a good time.
You know, we took a bunch of pictures, but where
I think things probably went from home. Later on, I'm
(32:01):
starting to I climb a tree right because I see
this apple. I'm like, ooh, this apple will be perfect
for her. So I climb up there to grab it
the branch, I'm sitting on cracks, I fall and I
broke my wrists.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
Oh.
Speaker 9 (32:15):
I realized it was broken the next day, right, because
I touffed it out throughout the whole rest of the date.
But I was like, oh, this is bad, this is bad.
You know, I played it off. I played it cool,
you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (32:30):
Yeah, maybe she just thought you were a click one
of those clumsy types and doesn't want to deal with it.
Speaker 9 (32:34):
Oh, because I'm really not it was the one time.
Speaker 1 (32:39):
Well, what do you think the reason is that she's
ghosting you?
Speaker 9 (32:42):
Then? I don't know. The only thing I can think
is that there were people around when I fell, So
it was probably embarrassing to be with the guy that
just fell out of the tree.
Speaker 1 (32:57):
I would think that would be awesome, be like, yeah,
I'm with the guy that fell out of the tree. Everybody.
Byron is on the phone, and Byron is getting ghosted
by Taylor. So we're about to call her and see
if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe
get him a second date. But before we do that,
Byron break down your date again for us real quick.
Speaker 9 (33:15):
So we went Apple picking had a great time, but
I fell out of the tree trying to get the
perfect apple. I'm thinking that might have been too embarrassing
for her.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
Did break your rist?
Speaker 9 (33:31):
I did, but I will again. I found out that
I broke my wrist the next day because I played
it off cool and I mean I acted like it
wasn't bad.
Speaker 12 (33:40):
Beenhad.
Speaker 1 (33:40):
Are you ready for us to call her?
Speaker 9 (33:42):
Yes? Please?
Speaker 1 (33:44):
All right, here we go. Hello, Hi, I man, I
speak to Taylor. Please.
Speaker 11 (33:51):
Hi, This is Taylor.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
Who is this Taylor? How are you? This is a
radio show. It's called The Jubile Show.
Speaker 3 (33:56):
Hi Taylor, I'm Nina, I'm uia A wait is this
this is on the radio?
Speaker 9 (34:02):
No?
Speaker 16 (34:02):
No, no, no, I did not sign up for radio today.
Speaker 1 (34:04):
What no, Yeah, you necessarily sign up for it. But
we did get an email about you from about me
from one of our listeners.
Speaker 11 (34:15):
Okay, tell me more, please.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
Well, we do a segment on the show that's called
the first Date follow Up. That's where if you go
out on a date with somebody and end up ghosting them,
they can ask us to get you on the phone
and find out why you're ghosting them. So it's somebody
that you're ghosting.
Speaker 11 (34:33):
Okay, so it's like a detective work kind of thing,
is that right?
Speaker 1 (34:38):
Yeah, So we're doing a little detective work to see
if you can tell us why you're ghosting somebody media.
Speaker 11 (34:45):
All right, can you get me more maybe a little bit.
Speaker 1 (34:49):
Who do you think it is? Are you ghosting somebody?
Speaker 16 (34:52):
I mean sort of, I guess kind of, yeah, I
mean sort of.
Speaker 11 (34:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:58):
Okay, well, do you want to tell us their name
and we'll tell you if that's the person that email us?
Speaker 16 (35:04):
Okay, uh, okay, it's it's this guy Byron. We went
on this We went on a date recently and it
was mostly fun, but then some weird stuff kind of happened,
and I was just it was a little okay, I
don't know how to like say this exactly, but he
(35:24):
has this like toxic masculinity thing happening.
Speaker 11 (35:28):
So that's kind of what's up, if that makes sense.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
We talked, you know, we talked him about your date.
Didn't hit me as a toxically masculine dude. I guess
that's how you would say it, But like, why do
you say that?
Speaker 16 (35:41):
So did he tell you, like about the date or
what happened a little bit?
Speaker 1 (35:46):
Yeah, Okay.
Speaker 16 (35:48):
So we were apple picking, which is like a really
cute date, and we were having a good time, but
it was like I think he was trying to maybe
show off for me or something, and he climbed, like
climbed into this tree to get an apple, and then
he fell. It was like a pretty bad fall. He
(36:08):
was pretty high up and it was like he felt
it was like cartoons sound effects level fall, you know,
like going about like all this stuff. And I went
over to help him. Then he kept like waving me
away and saying stuff like I'm a man, I can
handle it. I'm a man.
Speaker 3 (36:26):
Oh cool, Like it was.
Speaker 1 (36:31):
Rump Hey, Taylor, that's Byron. He's actually on the phone
and wants to talk to you.
Speaker 16 (36:36):
Byron.
Speaker 9 (36:38):
Byron, are you on this call?
Speaker 16 (36:39):
You're so he's there too?
Speaker 9 (36:41):
Yeah, okay, I mean, because it wasn't even really that.
Speaker 16 (36:47):
Bad, you know, Byron, Byron, you landed, Okay, do you
remember what you said? You landed on your back and
you said pain is weakness leaving the body.
Speaker 9 (36:59):
Oh, but I mean, I know I've said that, But
in my defense, I thought it kind of sounded cool,
and I didn't want to look stupid in front of
the orchard guy, like the dude had a beard and
an axe, and like, I could not look song.
Speaker 16 (37:17):
I didn't even hold cider, Like you couldn't hold the
cider in your hand because it was so messed up.
Speaker 11 (37:23):
And I kept trying to ask you.
Speaker 16 (37:24):
If you needed ice or something, and you you kept
saying stuff about real men, like you were listening.
Speaker 1 (37:29):
To a podcast.
Speaker 9 (37:31):
Real men don't need ice.
Speaker 11 (37:32):
I'm like, come on, hey.
Speaker 9 (37:35):
Wait a minute. Okay, So you ghosted me because I
didn't want you to see me cry over my wrist.
Speaker 16 (37:42):
Yeah, I mean it was bad, is it?
Speaker 11 (37:45):
Are you okay? Seriously?
Speaker 9 (37:47):
I mean it's just I mean, it's just a broken wrist.
I'll be fined. It's broken.
Speaker 16 (37:52):
Broke your wrist.
Speaker 11 (37:57):
Oh okay, look that's crazy. And you're not let.
Speaker 16 (38:02):
Me get you ice or take you to the doctor.
Speaker 9 (38:05):
I only look, I'm gonna be fine. I mean I
only need the cast for like six weeks.
Speaker 16 (38:10):
And you said you like guys, Okay, I like, yes,
I do. I like consonant guys. I don't like delusional guys.
Speaker 3 (38:21):
I knew you were hurt.
Speaker 16 (38:22):
You like you wouldn't let me get you ice.
Speaker 5 (38:25):
It was crazy.
Speaker 11 (38:26):
Fyron.
Speaker 9 (38:28):
Well I'm I'm sorry. There's nothing sexy about saying, oh, kids,
somebody get me an ice set.
Speaker 16 (38:34):
Like okay, well, let me tell you this. There is
something sexy about being vulnerable and knowing when.
Speaker 9 (38:43):
You need help, right, Like, you don't need to.
Speaker 16 (38:47):
Pretend that you're fine. That's not that's not attractive, like
pretending that things are okay when they're not. You can
oh yeah, if you guys coming to a girl saying
oh it's fine, it's fine.
Speaker 11 (38:58):
You're doing the same sting.
Speaker 9 (39:01):
Hey, gravity just couldn't handle me, all right, couldn't handle
all my energy? You know what I mean.
Speaker 11 (39:07):
Bron, you're still doing it.
Speaker 9 (39:12):
Man, You can't someone. You can't blame me. You are
the type of woman a man would ball four.
Speaker 1 (39:18):
Oh there's a vulnerability. Well, actually there's more of a line. Byron,
get a little bit more vulnerable.
Speaker 9 (39:26):
I cried at the hospital.
Speaker 1 (39:34):
Would you like another date with Byron? Will pay for it?
I mean that was pretty you know, he really let
us in right there. What was going on? You know,
to help listen him up?
Speaker 16 (39:44):
Okay, I'm not I'm not saying you have to cry
on the date, but just don't pretend everything's okay. And
maybe day out of trees and no quotes from gym
posters or podcasts.
Speaker 9 (39:58):
Okay, okay, Neil, I'll just fall for you, but from
ground level.
Speaker 7 (40:09):
Ju Wile's First Day follow up.
Speaker 1 (40:11):
Until I lived with a woman, I never knew how
much time can be spent reading reviews for a product
that costs eight dollars. My girlfriend researches shower caddies like
we were selecting a heart surgeon. Text message that we
just got in at four to one oh six one
because there's a trend going viral of men sharing the
(40:31):
things they didn't know about females until they lived with one.
So text in four one oh six one if you're
a dude and you just learned something about females that
you had no idea was the thing, and we'll go
over the list right now because some of the responses
are hilarious. But these are the things that men didn't
know about females until they dated one. They share way
more details with their friends than we do. Oh yeah, yeah,
(40:54):
they definitely do. I heard that.
Speaker 7 (40:56):
I don't get that, Like, why don't you want to
talk to your friends?
Speaker 2 (40:58):
We do, but like guys will be like, hey, how's
your how was your weekend. It was cool.
Speaker 1 (41:01):
Yeah, exactly, that's it. Yeah, it's so funny. I was
talking to guys.
Speaker 3 (41:05):
They don't know their best friend's favorite color, they don't
know the favorite song.
Speaker 1 (41:08):
Kind of order for him, it is, we don't care
to tell. I've got to. I've got a friend. Like
I'm a little more emotionally in tune, I think than
some of my friends. You know, I'm still, you know,
a dude, so I mean slightly, but but I have
one friend. Every time I call him up, I don't
talk to my friends that much. So every time I
call him up, I'm just like, Howard things going. He's
like they're good, and I'm like, I want you to share, Harry,
(41:32):
I want you to share your day with me. What
did you do today? And he's like, I just went
to work. And I'm like that's not enough. Man, we're
not used to. I can't get him to open up.
Do you open up to him? Though?
Speaker 4 (41:45):
Really?
Speaker 1 (41:46):
I guess because he asked me. He's like, well, if
you're so like, you know, open like, tell me about
you're day, And I'm like, I don't want to tell
you about my day right now, I want to about
your Yeah, something exactly and then hang up. You know,
there's a trend going viral of men sharing the things
that they didn't know about females until they lived with one.
Here's another response, how expensive bras are. Yeah? Yeah, growing up,
(42:10):
I assumed that their underwear was like mine, seven dollars
in ninety nine cents spinal four packs. No, as that
is true. It's shocking to me how much women's underwear
can be.
Speaker 2 (42:22):
They've monetized everything.
Speaker 1 (42:24):
And I understand why they get mad if you accidentally
dry abroad that shouldn't have been in the dryer. I
get it. Man, got's like seventy bucks.
Speaker 3 (42:30):
Yeah, but you got to go redo or you get
holes in them, or you color them or any of
that kind of stuff. It's a problem. It's like seven
ninety nine maybe for a cheap pair of underwear.
Speaker 6 (42:38):
One maybe maybe that's like even like usually its I
love like when Victoria Secret has like those sales and
it's like seven for thirty five dollars, Like that's a lot.
Speaker 1 (42:47):
Yeah, Like why stuck up? That's a sale. Another person
responded to the trend of men sharing things they didn't
know about females until they lived with one. To target
is never just a trip's Target.
Speaker 2 (43:02):
Oh no, it is a whole day.
Speaker 1 (43:05):
Yeah, you go in for toothpaste and then you leave
with candles, throw pillows, some sort of seasonal decoration, and
then no toothpaste. He's forgot.
Speaker 5 (43:12):
I was just gonna say that a lot of times,
you know, especially with the ex wifey, you know, God,
need to go to the store to get this, and
then she comes back she's got everything except the one
thing that she was on a mission to go get.
Speaker 3 (43:22):
How did you not know that we been sharing that?
And like, just look at Target. It's just asking for
us to be there all day. How is that not
common sense?
Speaker 12 (43:31):
Also?
Speaker 7 (43:32):
How do you also have fun there? Like you all
like it's so much a fun place.
Speaker 3 (43:35):
Like there's balls and like fishing stuff.
Speaker 1 (43:41):
Look at the fishing stuff for a while, Martha Stewart
towel collection for a few hours.
Speaker 7 (43:47):
Yeah, the balls that are back there, basketball, football, is baseball?
Speaker 8 (43:51):
They are.
Speaker 5 (43:52):
But all I think about is we're going to this
store to get something that we need. If you just
go to Target or wherever just to go because of
all these things, you end.
Speaker 2 (44:01):
Up spending money that you didn't need.
Speaker 1 (44:02):
To spend exactly. That's why we go.
Speaker 2 (44:04):
Yeah, That's exactly why I don't want to go. It's
also exactly why I'm probably divorced.
Speaker 3 (44:10):
Do you go where you spend all of your money?
Speaker 1 (44:12):
The producer free exporting goods.
Speaker 2 (44:15):
No, I spend a lot of money on hats.
Speaker 5 (44:18):
I'd buy a lot of baseball hats, and honestly, I
don't really spend a lot of money on anything.
Speaker 1 (44:23):
Other Okay, sneakers that.
Speaker 5 (44:27):
I forgot. I forgot what my vice was. All Right,
sneakers and hats typically.
Speaker 1 (44:31):
See somebody else texted in at four six one. I
said it. I didn't know until I lived with the
female how intricate and expensive skin carryers. I just used
Dove soap and splash it on my face and works
by Yeah.
Speaker 5 (44:43):
No, I spent a lot in cologne too. I spend
a lot on Colonne. That's one thing I feel.
Speaker 2 (44:48):
That's what dang.
Speaker 1 (44:52):
You sent me up.
Speaker 5 (44:52):
That's one of those things where I realized, like, Okay,
I get this. I'm gonna spend five hundred dollars on
a bottle of you know, three ounces of cologne.
Speaker 9 (45:00):
Good.
Speaker 1 (45:01):
What's the most that you spend on self care?
Speaker 3 (45:03):
Like items like don't have to use lotion, their skincare
for guys now too.
Speaker 1 (45:07):
Other than yeah, I buy skincare stuff.
Speaker 11 (45:08):
I do.
Speaker 1 (45:08):
I buy a lot of skincare stuff because I like
to try it all. But so I guess I spend
a lot on that.
Speaker 6 (45:13):
I will say whenever got like, I don't know guys.
You guys don't have like a lot of things that
you use. Like when I go back to my dad's house,
I can. I love using my steps you still live there.
She doesn't anymore, but I still love using her bathroom.
So her bathroom has like the nice shampoo, nice conditioner.
Speaker 7 (45:27):
It has like the face water.
Speaker 2 (45:29):
Dad has a bar of soap and a wash cloth.
Speaker 9 (45:30):
And then.
Speaker 7 (45:33):
Shoulders like uh, wash your hair like you know what.
Speaker 3 (45:38):
But that will also help accelerate your baldness. There are
certain shampoos. Do your research, y'all, because the stuff that
you think is easy, convenient and cheap, you're gonna end
up bald and dry later in your life or that.
Speaker 2 (45:49):
What happened to me.
Speaker 6 (45:49):
You'll be like Jebil who just shapes it all off
because of the allergies.
Speaker 1 (45:53):
Yeah, somebody else said, there's a thread to online. There's
a trend online of men sharing the things that they
didn't know about females until they lived with one. Here's
another thing a man said. He said that as simple
how is your day can sometimes require a forty five
minute answer. Oh yes, six side plots in a recurring villain.
A lot happened. Were you entertained?
Speaker 10 (46:13):
Though?
Speaker 5 (46:14):
Yeah, I didn't realize there was a debriefing every day
when I got home from work. Yeah, Like there's a
whole like as soon as you walk in the door
for coming home from work, you're gonna have to talk
for an hour about what you just did.
Speaker 1 (46:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (46:26):
Yeah, I'm like, can we just like give me an
hour to just decompress?
Speaker 1 (46:30):
And then I always try to find one thing, one
thing that I deem insignificant in my day to tell
my girlfriend later on when she gets home.
Speaker 9 (46:38):
Good.
Speaker 1 (46:38):
Yeah, no, I think it's good because like women when
they're asking to actually want to know about your day.
That's the thing when I ask one of my guy
friends if how his day is. Most of the time,
I really don't want. I don't care, I don't need
all the information. I just want to know, are you
good or are you bad?
Speaker 2 (46:51):
Right? And that's how we do it.
Speaker 1 (46:52):
So that's usually what it is. But like women when
they're asking how your day is if you're a dude
in a relationship, but she can tell them, she like,
legit wants to know answer. So, oh, hey, I dropped
something today and then I picked it up and I
put it in my pocket. It's still in my pocket.
You want to see it. It's a coin. And she'll
be like, oh my god, that's so cool. It's like
I was there with you while you're picking up the coin.
(47:13):
That's fun. Why are we so fundamentally different that way?
It's so weird. Story. It's time for Nina's what's trending?
You guys remember Fetti Wop?
Speaker 3 (47:23):
Yeah, yeah, of course, just got a principal placed on leave.
Oh I'll tell you why coming up in second. But first,
somebody we didn't see taking a micro retirement is doing
just that. And I'm talking about Russell Wilson.
Speaker 1 (47:37):
Oh so he's still playing.
Speaker 3 (47:41):
No, he's taking a micro retirement.
Speaker 1 (47:43):
Oh I thought he thought he micro retired, not by
choice a while ago.
Speaker 3 (47:48):
Well, so this is what happened. The New York Jets
had actually said, hey, you know what, we'll put you
as our backup quarterback. And he's like, nah, I'm gonna
go ahead and be a sports analysts.
Speaker 1 (48:00):
Can I spit that word out?
Speaker 3 (48:02):
He's joining CBS and he's going to be a sports
analyst on TV. So he's saying that it's not retirement. Fully,
he's just going to take a break. So he hasn't
announced it, so after the season he'll probably try again
and see what happens.
Speaker 1 (48:15):
I think he just.
Speaker 2 (48:15):
Needs to retire.
Speaker 1 (48:16):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, definitely here.
Speaker 5 (48:20):
It's cool, you know what I mean, like the he
want to keep playing, but Bro just just made millions.
Go be an analyst and make more millions and chill.
Speaker 3 (48:27):
You want to go out on it up? You want
to go out when people's long time ago.
Speaker 2 (48:32):
Ya won the Super Bowl? Bro?
Speaker 1 (48:33):
Yeah, and then he went to Colorado and did not
work that. It's already been down for him for a while.
Speaker 9 (48:38):
Right.
Speaker 1 (48:39):
Well, but but.
Speaker 3 (48:40):
Let's say he goes to CBS Sports and he does
a really good job or like there's something memorable that happens.
Speaker 1 (48:45):
That's the perfect time.
Speaker 3 (48:46):
I would think, then now you go ahead and announce
your retirement, because then you're still seeing in good light.
Try to like save yourself a little bit.
Speaker 2 (48:52):
I don't think he means saving though, I mean, you
won a Super Bowl, didn't he?
Speaker 5 (48:55):
Like yeah, yeah, Like, bro, you're a champ, Like you've
run ten Pro Bowls or something like that.
Speaker 1 (49:02):
Like, yeah, you're good, bro, And you put out a
weird video where your friend of yourself is missed. Unlimited.
Speaker 3 (49:06):
Yeah, Limited, I don't disagree, but I still think there's
a pride thing attached. So we'll see actually when he
officially decides to retire, but for now.
Speaker 1 (49:21):
You can catch him on CBS Sport.
Speaker 3 (49:24):
Did you happen to see the corset that Madonna was
wearing at Coachella?
Speaker 1 (49:28):
I know this this.
Speaker 3 (49:29):
Might seem really really random talk about it before, but
it's actually very cool. So the outfit that she wore
at Coachella, somebody stole it or somethingbody stole her jacket,
and we were talking about how the outfit that she
wore on stage this year at Coachella, a Sabrina Carpenter
was the exact same outfit that she wore back in
two thousand and six. The cool thing is, I did
not know this That courset was made here in Seattle.
Speaker 2 (49:50):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (49:51):
It was made at a place called Period Corsets that's
up off of Aurora, and they've been like making corsets
for Broadway and shows and all these people for so
long and just now they're getting coverage about it. I
was like, wait, what that's so cool?
Speaker 2 (50:04):
I wonder how expensive those things are.
Speaker 1 (50:06):
This actually doesn't look like it's not expensive.
Speaker 3 (50:08):
I looked at the website and it was like for
an hour to get when custom was like forty five
bucks or something like that. So it's like you think
it would be. I mean, I wouldn't say it's cheap,
but it's definitely affordable.
Speaker 7 (50:17):
Like custom made to you. Like I would think it'd
be like round.
Speaker 2 (50:20):
And that Madonna is shopping there where.
Speaker 1 (50:23):
She gets her weird butt. Yeah, what doctor did her?
But I don't have some very.
Speaker 2 (50:30):
Odd look it's it's it's not a good one.
Speaker 12 (50:34):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (50:35):
I don't have that answer.
Speaker 3 (50:37):
But her corset, however, did it cost forty five bucks?
Speaker 2 (50:44):
Actually it was clearing.
Speaker 1 (50:50):
All right?
Speaker 3 (50:50):
Well, talk about fetti wap. Now this is crazy. There
is a principle that was placed on leave because she
quoted fetti wop.
Speaker 1 (50:59):
In a year book.
Speaker 3 (51:01):
But it's starting to look like this was more of
a senior prank. Yeah, so in the yearbook and the
first page there's supposed to be like assigned off by
one of like the principal teachers or whatever, and it
quoted Fetty Wap saying everybody hate and we just call
them fans though, and then it signed missus O'Connor.
Speaker 1 (51:21):
What's wrong with that?
Speaker 3 (51:22):
First of all? Right, but the problem wasn't even that
I think people were offended by that lyric so much.
It was that the parents that saw it in the yearbook,
I guess they were offended by it went and reported
it to the school district. But she's like, I didn't
write that. Everybody calls me miss oh first of all.
Second of all, I saw the draft and it was
not in there. Principal saw the draft. It was not
(51:43):
in there.
Speaker 1 (51:44):
So it's looking.
Speaker 3 (51:44):
Like it was something exactly like a senior prank. But also,
even if she did, what's the problem.
Speaker 1 (51:50):
It's not like she took a bad lyric, right, right,
just because it's fetty Wap. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 13 (51:56):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (51:56):
The principle now is the one that's taken the heat
for it and is on leave because of oversight.
Speaker 1 (52:01):
That's ridiculous.
Speaker 6 (52:04):
If you would if you would have used the same quote,
and you don't say this from fetty wap.
Speaker 7 (52:07):
Let's say you say Taylor Swift, would they have gotten about?
Speaker 2 (52:10):
Definitely not.
Speaker 7 (52:11):
Don't like saying like that's so dumb.
Speaker 1 (52:13):
Well it's Florida. But there you go.
Speaker 2 (52:16):
There there's the answer, so much.
Speaker 1 (52:19):
Like weirder, like to make it mad about hundred percent correct.
If you chose like a like a Taylor Swift, Sabrina
Carpenter or somebody else, not a problem, it's different, but
it's fetti wop or any other rapper probably is a problem.
Speaker 7 (52:32):
That's so weird.
Speaker 3 (52:33):
It's turned into a pretty big debate all over the
internet whether or not it's like a cool thing for
a teacher to do, or it's inappropriate even though the
teacher didn't do it, But for any teacher to be
quoting lyrics so so weird.
Speaker 5 (52:44):
That is very weird that we get hyper sensitive about.
Speaker 2 (52:48):
And then the.
Speaker 3 (52:51):
So I guess, careful what you sign in your earbook
this year?
Speaker 1 (52:54):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (52:56):
That's what's trendings arety little secret.
Speaker 1 (53:01):
Hello, Hi, and you have a dirty little secret.
Speaker 11 (53:05):
I sure do.
Speaker 9 (53:05):
Are you ready to hear it?
Speaker 1 (53:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (53:08):
Well, I started a rumor at work that, uh, you know,
is sort of.
Speaker 11 (53:13):
Taking a wrong turn.
Speaker 15 (53:14):
I I there's this coworker that I work with, and
you know, she recently got a promotion, and I started
telling everybody that like work parties that she only got
that promotion because she hooked.
Speaker 9 (53:26):
Up with the boss.
Speaker 17 (53:28):
Did she of course not no, But you hear about
stuff happening like this all the time, like in movies
and TV and like how people like will do whatever
it takes.
Speaker 15 (53:40):
To go up the chain.
Speaker 17 (53:41):
And you know, I just thought it was like kind
of like a fun a funny little rumor, and I
didn't expect it to, like, you know, stick on this.
Speaker 9 (53:49):
Long, because now there's like an investigation.
Speaker 17 (53:53):
Hr HR is starting to like question off like the
boss and how he handles its, like female employers, and
they're asking the.
Speaker 9 (54:02):
Girl and it's just the guys, I really have dug
a deep.
Speaker 17 (54:05):
Hole for myself here, and I just I couldn't tell anyone,
and I had to tell somebody.
Speaker 1 (54:11):
Thank you very much for telling us your dirty little secret.
Speaker 17 (54:13):
Okay, thanks guys, thanks for hearing me out.
Speaker 1 (54:17):
Have a good one.
Speaker 12 (54:18):
What's your dirty little secret?
I got a nine to one one call from an
older lady to complain that a random man didn't hold
the door open for her. Once text message that we
got in at four one oh six one. Because there's
a story going viral about a woman in Florida who
recently called nine one one to complain because she wouldn't
be served a jello shot at the bar.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
When she made that call.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Yeah, and because of that, nine one one dispatchers everywhere
are revealing the dumbest reasons that people have called nine
to one one. So let's go over someone right now
so you can feel better about your intelligence. Okay. One
dispatcher said that they got yelled at on the phone
because somebody turned out the Northern lights. Someone called nine
(00:43):
one one to say that somebody turned off the Northern lights.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
Lest guess how many of these people were on drugs.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
And they.
Speaker 5 (00:52):
Aren't the Northern lights like something that only happens like
once in a while.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Anywayn's where you're at as well, you can see them,
but like.
Speaker 5 (01:00):
To suddenly be like somebody turned them off just seems
really Yeah, like you said, intoxicated.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
For sure, nine one one dispatchers are revealing the most
ridiculous nine one one calls they've received this year so far.
Another person said a lady called nine one one from
a Wendy's drive through because they wouldn't serve her a whopper.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
I wanted to make that call.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Yeah, to be a nine one one operator and get
that call. They won't serve you a what that's because
you're not at burger kate problem.
Speaker 5 (01:30):
Drugs might be in the hands of this entire loose so.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Far, I had nine one one called on me and
that was part of it too.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Why I was nine one one called on.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Well, a guy was dating called nine one one on
me because I walked into the club and he was
in the back of the club holding hands with another girl.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
So I got upset.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
So I kind of like got in her face and
I started freaking out, and everybody thought I was going
to fight her, and I tried, but then they kicked
me out, and so he called nine one one and
I was like walking around downtown trying to like find
I don't know, trying to cool down. So there were
cops looking for me because he called nine one one
and said I was a threat. Well, yeah, it was
really cool.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
They didn't find me if people using nine one one
for the most ridiculous reasons. Another nine to one one
dispatcher said somebody called nine one one because they were
a tourist and they were bored and didn't have much money,
so they wanted some tips on what to do. Oh
do you understand? I don't think so.
Speaker 6 (02:28):
Did you know there's like a non emergency nine on one? Also,
I didn't know that until recently. There's a number you
can call that's like nine to one.
Speaker 7 (02:35):
But if it's like not an.
Speaker 6 (02:36):
Emergency, So this guy, do you know that number? No,
I would be really helpful if I did.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
How did you learn that, Victoria?
Speaker 7 (02:41):
I think I well, on TikTok.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
It's different.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
I think I swear, I think it's true, and I
think it's different in every state. While I lived in Chicago,
I wanted to complain about the people that were street
racing on my street and I called nine one min
and they're like, this is not a nine one one problem.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
You got a cop I was trying to.
Speaker 5 (02:58):
Sleep one to stop drag racing outside because yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
And so then they gave me another number because they
said that wasn't an America.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Having a heart attack and they need an ambulance.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Okay, but it's illegal to race on a stream.
Speaker 7 (03:15):
Yeah, tell Nina Man.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Somebody else called to report a missing Amazon package nine
on one, despite it being shown as delivered. The police
later the dispatch and found that it went to the
wrong floor of the apartment. I cant believe they actually
dispatched police for that then.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Yeah, Well, to be fair, porch pirates like I would
assume that if my package said delivered it wasn't outside
my door, that it was stolen.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Therefore nine crime.
Speaker 5 (03:43):
Therefore, I feel like when people steal packages, there's hardly
ever police that actually go out to the location the
foul report.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Yeah, I know, there's really nothing they can do about it.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
They usually just say I will send you another one.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
We got a text message in at four one six
one and said that they were a nine to one
one operator and they'd have a woman called four or
five times a week because of a ghost and er attic.
That's a different number.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Yeah. For that, we had to find one of those
ladies that can come in there and get rid of it,
an exorcist.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
I got a number for that too. It's no wonder
that nine one operators always sound so over it and
rude because they're getting an emergency every once in a while,
and then they're usually getting calls like this. One said,
I got a call from a woman that said, my
husband just ate the last mats of Realistick. She actually
called nine one one about.
Speaker 5 (04:34):
That medical emergencies and this logjamming the whole process producer
freeze drugs.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Another woman called nine one one because her husband wouldn't
stop saying guess what and then refusing to tell her what.
She told the nine one one operator was psychological warfare
and he needed to be arrested.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
And these are the people that vote.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Yeah, exactly. And you wonder why our elections are so
screwed up, right, because those people like make sure you
get out and vote.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Right so I can get my.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Voting is great if you're informed. Not everybody needs to go.
You know, just because it's your right doesn't mean you
have to do it. It's also your right to realize
that you're dumb and uninformed.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
It's another jubile phone frame.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
I'm going to call him right now, Hello, don't I'm
just going to call him and tell him because he
must know.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Hello.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Oh yes, Hello, mess we to Todd Place.
Speaker 8 (05:42):
Yeah, this is Pod. I'm sorry. I am having a
hard I'm hearing you. There's loud founds in the background.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
I'm so sorry about this.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
I was I still had the ratio off because I
used to radio what I work, So so sorry about that.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
It was probably very loud when I called you.
Speaker 8 (05:55):
Yeah, Okay, who is it.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
Yes, my name is Heinrich. I'm because I am working
on the flaws in your house. We're installing the wood flooring.
Speaker 8 (06:05):
Okay, you know that music is playing again. I'm having
a hard time hearing you.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
I'm sorry, it's very hard to hear. And what did
you say.
Speaker 4 (06:14):
It's just that I need to inform you of a
major problem that that has happened, and I feel like
you should know about it.
Speaker 9 (06:21):
Okay, what do you?
Speaker 8 (06:22):
What made your problem?
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Are you?
Speaker 1 (06:23):
I'm so sorry.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
One second, I'm please stop tutting the redion. I'm so
sorry about that. They turned the redion right when we
were speaking, and I did not hear what you said.
But I do have a big problem that we have
encountered while doing the flaws in your house, the wooding flaws.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Yes, and I must.
Speaker 4 (06:40):
Tell you about it because I think it's probably going
to make you very upset, and I'm so sorry about this,
and I really have no excuse for it at all.
Speaker 8 (06:48):
All Right, but you guys have already been doing this
job way longer than you were supposed to supposed to
be done three days ago. So what's the problem now.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
Yes, I know it's we are running late on the
job anyway, So it's probably going to be very upset
think for you to know that what I'm about to
tell you, because like I just feel i'd debating on whether.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
To call or not to know me if I cannot
hear you.
Speaker 4 (07:10):
Please tell it off, turn it off. I'm so sorry
about this. They turned already on again while I was
talking to you.
Speaker 8 (07:16):
The problem? What is the problem? We're paying you a
lot of money. Tell me what the problem is?
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Well, starting the wood flaws you know in your house.
Speaker 8 (07:24):
I know, I know.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
You said then that the problem happened.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
Well, it's because the flaws can get messy.
Speaker 8 (07:33):
Okay, what is the problem.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
I'm so I'm so sorry about this. I can tell
you here.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
You please turn the vet off, turn the redio off.
I'm so sorry about this. They turned the veto on again.
Speaker 8 (07:44):
Yeah, No, can you please stop it? What's the problem?
The next words that come out of your mouth are
the problem?
Speaker 2 (07:50):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Well, it is a very big deal.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
I feel it's a very big deal, and so I
wanted to just call you and be transparent about it.
It's because, like, I don't want to damage I don't
want to damage anything of yours or the home models,
any home modeve that I'm working with the house.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
I never want to damage anything.
Speaker 8 (08:08):
You will win my floors.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Oh no, the.
Speaker 4 (08:11):
Floors are coming along beautifully. No problems there. It's just
that one of our workers was washing his hands until
he used your decorative hand towel, and I told him
to bring his own hand towel in there, and he
used your decorative towel.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
I'm so sorry.
Speaker 8 (08:26):
I'm sorry. Are you kidding me right now? Is that
what the major problem is that you're calling me about.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
This is a very nice towel. You haven't he used
it with his dirty hounds.
Speaker 8 (08:34):
I don't give a about the towel. You're calling me
like the whole house is on fire.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Hey Dodd, this is actually Jewel from the Jewel Show
doing a funebrank on you and your wife. Set you up.
Speaker 10 (08:49):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 8 (08:51):
Oh she's gonna have to pay for this because my
blood pressure is through the goddamn room.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
She said that you guys are.
Speaker 8 (08:58):
Having money very.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Wood floors installed, and she wanted to piss you off.
Speaker 7 (09:10):
Wake up every morning with jebile phone pranks. We say
mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
It's time for ninas.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
What's trending well, not surprisingly because we have obsessive personalities.
The latest health trend is causing a surprising shortage nationwide.
So if you're working on your gains, it's gonna be
a little bit harder.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
I'll explain in just a second.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
But first, a shirtless electrician is trending big time because
of what he did inside of a taco bell. Oh
he was shirtless inside of a taco bell. He walked in.
The video has gone absolutely viral because people are using
him as a meme and it's a lesson in doing
what you say you're gonna do. So he walks in
and he's like, I'm an electrician.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
I don't have a shirt on.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
And he was like, if you don't do what I'm saying,
I'm gonna turn the electricity off inside of this taco bell.
I don't even really know what he was asking for,
to be honest, because people weren't taking him very seriously
and they just.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Wanted no onions on his burrito and then they can't
get that.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
No, he was just trying to like talk to them
or order, but because he had no shirt on, they
were they were kicking him out. And so he's like, well,
if you do that, I'm going to cut the electricity.
Speaker 6 (10:18):
We can.
Speaker 7 (10:18):
I ask where was his shirt? Like did he just
like not have like was it electrician?
Speaker 1 (10:22):
They don't wear shirts belt.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
Okay, so when he walked out that door, what did
he do?
Speaker 7 (10:33):
Cut the electricity?
Speaker 3 (10:34):
He cut the electricity. The next thing, you know, everybody
inside of this taco bell was just sitting in the
dark because he did it.
Speaker 6 (10:41):
Not only that, think of all the sauce as everything,
everything that's in the fridge.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Yeah, that's going back.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
I just ordered it and my food wasn't prepared and
I didn't have it yet. I'd be so mad.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
I was angry when the electricity went out, Like for
a normal reason, I would, but not if I got
a show like that, like did that just happen? I'm
fine with not getting my food. That was interesting. He's
turned into.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
A meme basically, with everybody using it as a told
you I'd do it, do it.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
So that's him.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
If you see the shirtless electrician, that's his story.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
That's measure the origin story.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
Well, here in Seattle, we are preparing, of course for
the World Cup. So there are some newly installed public restrooms.
However the problem is they've been vandalized already.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
And these restrooms.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
So they put them out near a loomin field and
they actually look really nice. They are solar powered restrooms,
and but what the glass on the outside of it
already got bashed in.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
I've always hated on Seattle, like I'm not from here,
and it's it's fine, it is what it is. People
like it. I don't really care for it, but that's
just the way it is. Like I used to be
really a jerk about it, but now it's like whatever
you like it, I just don't. But the argument that
peopleould always use against me because I'm from la and
I've always been like, man, I don't like it here,
and they're like whatever, LA is so filthy and dirty,
and they always get me every time. I couldn't argue
(12:07):
with that. I was like, yeah, you're correct, this is
way cleaner, not anymore. It's now as filthy. Seattle's gotten filthy, well.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
Especially down in Pine Square. Yeah, and so they're trying
to clean it up. Though, what are the numbs schools
who run this place doing numbs? They're seriously.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
Yeah, that's a bunch of nincompoops in charge.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
Hold on, these nincompoops managed to get that glass fixed
the same day, and that is not what's good actually behavior.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
I mean, those.
Speaker 6 (12:45):
Bathrooms look nice, they're not just like Porter Potty a
picture of them, and that really does suck, like you
put those up there.
Speaker 7 (12:50):
That's why we can't have nice things people exactly.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
They partnered with Thrown Labs and so they're all like
fancy and stuff.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
But they do say we will make sure.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
That we come out the same day and repair it
it actual glass, like I would have figured.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
They mean it's something like glass or something harder to break.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
Maybe they'll do that after it breaks a few times.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Again then and charge. I don't think I'm going, hey,
there might be somebody you want to break this thing.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
And lastly, I don't think the protein maxers saw this coming.
Nobody looked ahead at the idea that protein would be
experiencing a shortage. I'm talking about way protein. Isn't that nuts, there's.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
A way protein shortage.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
It's a way protein shortage. So Big Foods is a
packaging protein company that does chips, waffles. I mean, Starbucks
is doing lattes with protein. Everything is used as a
way protein, I know, but they're jumping in on protein
maxing and people are actually ordering it. I'm not even
sure if people are consuming their protein correctly. But that's
a different story. So I had to look it up.
(13:51):
I didn't know what way protein was even after I've
consumed it in my life. But it's a byproduct of cheesemaking.
So it's basically, they go to make the cheese, they
take the curve in. The liquid that's left over is
what they used to create into a powder to create way,
and so they can't they're sold out, like they're sold
out until the end of the year. So once everything
that's on the shelves right now that has a way in.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
It is gone, it is gone.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
Oh great, every's gonna start hoarding.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Medead emergency.
Speaker 9 (14:25):
So good.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
I wish I thought of that.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
We stay calm, It's gonna be okay.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
I hope now.
Speaker 7 (14:36):
It's time to catch a cheater.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Only on the Jubile Show, Isabelle is on the phone
today for to catch a Cheater and she's been with
her husband, Grayson for five years, but now she thinks
he might be cheating. So hopefully we can help her out. Isabelle, sorry,
you're going through it, But why do you think that
your husband is cheating on you?
Speaker 11 (14:57):
Because what happens in Mexico, doesn't she In Mexico.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Everybody kind of what that means. So what what happened?
Speaker 11 (15:11):
So Grayson and his friends they all went on a
boys trip like a few weeks ago, and they all
came back acting really weird, and we would chat here
and there for like the first three days when they
were on the trip, and after the third day, I
don't know, I think something happened because we just we
(15:34):
stopped talking and he wouldn't answer a single message for
me that night or like the rest of the trip.
And I like, at first, since I don't know, I
didn't think much of it, and I was just like, oh,
they're they're having fun, so it was fine. But then
the night he got back, I tried to like, you know,
like turn up the heat in the bedroom. Yeah, and
(15:59):
like I don't, like, we hadn't seen each other, and
so I was like, oh, it's like you know, and
then he wasn't into it and he hasn't been into
it since that trip.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
And that's not amal.
Speaker 9 (16:10):
Oh wow, it's so not normal.
Speaker 11 (16:13):
I mean usually when he comes back from things, we're
like all over each other. So I was like, that's crazy.
And then the following Tuesday, we had like a Taco
Tuesday at our place with like the boys and the
girlfriends and everything, and they were all acting so weird,
like it's just like something had to have happened on that.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Trip, Like all the guys that went to Mexico were
acting weird.
Speaker 11 (16:37):
Yeah, they all were acting weird, like they like sexual
cold shoulder type thing to all of us.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
Oh did you talk to the other girlfriends?
Speaker 8 (16:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (16:47):
I did, so I like I kind of like hinted
at like, oh, there's something going on, and they're like yeah,
like they've basically everyone's had the sexual cold shoulder and
they're like, all, it's super weird. And then they're all
being super secretive on their phones, like just like they
like aren't letting us touch it. Kind of thing, and
like just like it feels like they're like talking back
(17:08):
and forth with each other, and then I don't know.
I just I personally want to know because if something
did happen, I am straight up packing all of this
and I'm shipping into Mexico where he can go and
get it.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
Oh my god, did they all do it together? We'll see,
I mean, that is kind of shady. Isabelle is on
the phone and she thinks that her husband of five years, Grayson,
might have cheated when he was on a trip with
his boys to Mexico. So we're about to call him
and pretend to be from the grocery store that he's
a rewards card member at and tell him that he's
(17:42):
this month's lucky winter of free flowers delivered from our
flooral apartment. And we'll see if he sends those to
his wife, Isabelle or to somebody else, and hopefully if
he is cheating, we catch him, but hopefully he's not.
But anyway, before we do that, Isabelle, want to refresh
our memory on why you think he cheated again.
Speaker 11 (17:57):
He went on the boys trip and we were talking
for the first three days and I stopped texting me
and stop to answering my messages. And then we had
a meet up with Taco Tuesday and all the boys
were acting weird. They're all giving us the sexual cold shoulder,
all of me and all the girls with the boys
that went on the same trip, like all the girlfriends. Yeah,
(18:19):
I want to know what the hell is happening.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
Hopefully it's not cheating. And then you can just take
the term sexual cold children and start a band. Because
it sounds like I'm all right, here we go. I'm
onna dilla his phone number right now.
Speaker 11 (18:34):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
Hello, Hi, this is Corba calling from Grocers. I was
looking for our rewards card member named Grayson.
Speaker 12 (18:45):
Yeah, you know that's me, Hi, Grayson.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
Please don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call.
I'm actually calling to say congratulations and thank you for
shopping with us here this month's winter. I hope you
can hear us clapping, thank you very much for your business.
Speaker 12 (19:00):
Okay, what I want? I want?
Speaker 1 (19:05):
Yeah, maybe you don't know, but every single a month,
we choose one rewards card member who gets a free
gift from us just for being a loyal customer. It's
our way of saying thank you. And this month you've
won thirty six long stin rid roses, a box of
candy or chocolate, and a card to be delivered to
anybody that you want. Absolutely free. It's actually a three
hundred and sixteen dollars value. And thank you again for
(19:25):
your business. I will not ask you for any kind
of credit card information, no purchase necessary. It's just a
free gift from us.
Speaker 12 (19:31):
That's amazing. Okay, wow, and it's very long time.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
Well, I can't say that anymore. And it's very easy
as well. I can take down the information on who
you want to send them to you in a matterments
over the phone. You'll get confirmations on everything before we're done.
Like I said, I want to ask you for any
kind of information. You can also set up a time
and I can call you back, or you're always welcome
to come down to the store. Whatever works best.
Speaker 12 (19:56):
Can we do just right now?
Speaker 1 (19:59):
Absolutely all I would need from you would be the
first and last name of the person and then if
you want to put anything on a card, and then
we'll get the address and confirmed up it and we're good.
Speaker 12 (20:09):
Okay, yeah, could you I want to pick the flowers?
You said flowers, right, Okay, so you can send the
flowers if you if you're ready to Isabelle Isabelle, Okay, yeah,
same last name as mine.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
Okay, got it. And do you want to put anything
on a card to Isabelle.
Speaker 12 (20:32):
Oh? Absolutely, I don't care if you it's gonna just
sound weird.
Speaker 13 (20:35):
But if you can write down, Oh, I know I've
been acting weird since Mexico and uh.
Speaker 14 (20:45):
And I'm sorry, I'm just really ashamed of something.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
Mm hmm. Okay.
Speaker 12 (20:55):
I don't know how much I can add, but if
you can write here's some.
Speaker 13 (20:58):
Beautiful flowers, I can do the most beautiful woman in
the world.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
Okay, well, that's very nice of you. Absolutely I can
do that. And now I have to let you know.
This is actually a radio show. It's called The Jebel Show. Yeah, him, Nina, Hi,
I'm miiksh for you, and my name is Jubal. How
are you longest card?
Speaker 12 (21:23):
I What do you mean? I know the show? I
know you you guys?
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Okay, cool. We do a segment on our show called
to Catch a Cheater where if you significant other things
that you're messing around, you see who they send flowers to.
And your wife, Isabelle is on the phone.
Speaker 12 (21:40):
Oh no, this looks bad.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
Well you send them to Isabelle though, right, But you
also said that you're ashamed of something.
Speaker 11 (21:52):
She's on here, right, yeah, so what are you so
ashamed of? Like, I need some freaking answer. What happens?
Like I'm like losing my mind. So you were in
Mexico with the boys, so you were just like, what
diva orgie or something like?
Speaker 1 (22:16):
That's what I thought. No, no, no, we know we didn't.
Speaker 12 (22:21):
I can't believe we didn't have an orgy. Okay, Also,
Viva Loorgi. What is that.
Speaker 9 (22:27):
I didn't cheat on you?
Speaker 13 (22:27):
Okay, I never would cheat on you, baby, Like, I
have to tell you something.
Speaker 12 (22:33):
I uh, like, we we accidentally, like on the trip,
we got arrested.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
Okay, oh.
Speaker 11 (22:45):
Very quick, how do you accidentally get arrested?
Speaker 14 (22:50):
Listen, baby, We we got like really wasted, and we
kind of stole you know what the yama is?
Speaker 12 (22:58):
Give me a lama, like the animal.
Speaker 14 (23:04):
Like we were like partying in a in a house
and a few houses down there was near the bar,
there was like where we were staying at there was
a yama and we took it out of the backyard
and me we like snuck it into our yard and.
Speaker 11 (23:15):
Then it's called a lama. I understand you were just
in Mexico, but they called them lamas. Took Yeah, you
got kidnap.
Speaker 12 (23:28):
We brought it.
Speaker 14 (23:29):
We had a backyard, so we brought it in the
backyard and it was like our mascot.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
Who did you?
Speaker 11 (23:37):
I believe you, like like at all? So can you answer?
And like why you've been so cold in the bedroom?
Speaker 13 (23:46):
Then yeah, me and the guys, you know, we really
got wasted and and we were being really like stupid
and meatheads, and like we decided like who can take
the the lamas kick to the junk as you know,
and basically my thing is really like bruise.
Speaker 15 (24:03):
Okay, so you know it's really sore, and.
Speaker 11 (24:09):
You been sleeping with me because a lama that you
kidnapped and got arrested for kidnapping kicked you in.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
My gosh. Maybe yeah, you guys deserve one.
Speaker 11 (24:33):
Curious. I mean, at least my husband wasn't cheating, but
he is a giant dip. I like, send those flowers
to the lama. It sounds like he knows that he
was doing God's work.
Speaker 6 (24:49):
The Jewel shows to catch a cheater.
Speaker 15 (24:53):
Aly some sort of mentally challenged airhead.
Speaker 11 (24:56):
No, not even I didn't say that.
Speaker 7 (25:00):
It's like, why am I even listening to you?
Speaker 12 (25:01):
To begin with your virgin who can't try?
Speaker 1 (25:05):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game, You Versus Victoria,
Your chance to take on Victoria Ramiri is at a
game of trivia for Nile Horn tickets, and let's meet
today's contestant for you vers Victoria.
Speaker 9 (25:17):
Heather.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
What's up?
Speaker 11 (25:17):
Heather?
Speaker 1 (25:19):
Hi, Heather, it sounds like you're in a wind tunnel
right now. Are you okay? Do you help? Are you good? Okay?
I was just nervous for you. I didn't know if
all of a sudden, like a hurricane broke out wherever
you're at.
Speaker 11 (25:37):
I mean we are in Washington.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
So all right, are you ready to take on Victoria?
Speaker 3 (25:45):
I am every morning until I get put on the spot.
Speaker 15 (25:49):
All right.
Speaker 5 (25:49):
Good news, though she forgot her notepad today, so she's
a little flustered me too.
Speaker 1 (25:56):
All right, just see Victoria out of the studio. Here
we go, Heather. You have thirty seconds answer as many
questions as possible if you don't know when Jesse passed,
and Victoria has to beat you outright to win. Okay, yep,
all right, here we go. Your time starts now.
Speaker 3 (26:13):
What famous landmark was originally intended to be a temporary
structure for.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
The World's Fair.
Speaker 11 (26:20):
A such of liberty.
Speaker 3 (26:22):
Which US state produces the most potatoes?
Speaker 8 (26:27):
Idah?
Speaker 3 (26:28):
What was the first animated feature film ever released?
Speaker 2 (26:33):
No White?
Speaker 3 (26:34):
What common kitchen appliance was invented after its creator noticed
a candy bar melting in his.
Speaker 11 (26:39):
Pocket the fridge?
Speaker 3 (26:42):
What famous prison sat on an island in San Francisco Bay.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
Alcatraz I got that in. We'll bring Victoria back into
the studio, and while she's getting settled and putting on
her headphones, here's a question for you, Heather. What's the
worst job you've ever had?
Speaker 3 (27:03):
Working as a housekeeper for an assisted living home.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
That's probably a tough job, not to clean.
Speaker 8 (27:09):
It was.
Speaker 9 (27:13):
Bless you.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
I needed you, Victoria.
Speaker 9 (27:16):
What's the word I loved my people?
Speaker 1 (27:18):
I did not love my job, sure, Victoria. Other than
this job, what's the worst job that you've ever.
Speaker 6 (27:24):
Probably whenever COVID hit, the only thing that was like
to get a job for is like working at a
grocery store.
Speaker 12 (27:31):
And that's what I did.
Speaker 6 (27:31):
When I went home, I got drop at a grocery
store and I hated.
Speaker 7 (27:35):
I bagged groceries for like a while, and it wasn't bad.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
I can't imagine.
Speaker 6 (27:39):
I just got really bored and it was doing the
same thing over and over and I can't do that.
So finally they sent me outside to clean the carts
and I loved it.
Speaker 7 (27:51):
Oh yeah, I put a headphone in, swinging the little
thing around.
Speaker 6 (27:56):
I got you riding on them were okay, not right
on parts, but I was like, het, my carts are
not gonna be dirty.
Speaker 7 (28:03):
People are gonna walk in here cards.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
The fact that they punish you and you took pride
and enjoyed it.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
Here we go thirty seconds. Sincere as many questions as possible.
If you don't know when, just say passed and Victoria
you have to beat Heather outright to win. In Heather,
you can tell Victoria when.
Speaker 15 (28:16):
To go.
Speaker 1 (28:18):
One, two six?
Speaker 3 (28:22):
What famous landmark was originally intended to be a temporary
structure for the World's Fair.
Speaker 7 (28:27):
It's like, ooh, can me say second?
Speaker 12 (28:31):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (28:32):
Oh, oh wait?
Speaker 7 (28:33):
Wait where waits wish?
Speaker 3 (28:36):
US State produces the most potatoes?
Speaker 11 (28:38):
I hate this, Ohio.
Speaker 3 (28:39):
What was the first animated feature film ever released?
Speaker 7 (28:42):
I feel like I always guess, ohio, I just don't
know if that's right.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
Wrong.
Speaker 6 (28:45):
Feature film Oh, Mickey Mouse, what common kitchen clients?
Speaker 11 (28:49):
Oh Sorry?
Speaker 3 (28:50):
Was invented after its creator noticed a candy bar melting
in his pocket.
Speaker 7 (28:54):
Waite, pork, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
See how you guys did, and send it over to
the scoreboard. Our scoreboard producer.
Speaker 16 (29:03):
Free.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
That's the time.
Speaker 5 (29:04):
I'm convinced that Victoria is just playing word association and
she's not listening to the questions.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
Victoria had none what and Heather had three?
Speaker 1 (29:12):
Hey, Heather choke, Congratulations smashed today and you got now
horn tickets just are playing as well?
Speaker 11 (29:22):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
Yeah, let's get the answers now with Nina.
Speaker 3 (29:25):
The famous landmark that was originally intended to be a
temporary structure for the World Spare was Faceedle II full
tower read the space needle was built for the World Spear.
The US state the puce the produces the most potatoes
is Idaho?
Speaker 7 (29:38):
Ah so close? They sound same?
Speaker 1 (29:40):
The first invade sorry that.
Speaker 3 (29:46):
The first animated feature film ever released was Snow White
and Seven Doors. The common kitchen appliance that was invented
after its creator noticed a candy bar melting in his
pocket was the microwave oven. Oh I didn't hear the
whole question from one not shocking? And then the famous
prison that sat on an island in San Francisco Bay.
Speaker 7 (30:05):
Oh yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (30:07):
Alex is Alcatraz that penitentiary.
Speaker 9 (30:11):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (30:12):
Play you vers Victoria this same time every single weekday morning.
Remember if you want to play, just DM must at
the Jubil Show or go to the jubilshow dot com. Heather,
thank you again for playing day everyone you too.
Speaker 7 (30:25):
First date follow.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
Up Byron is on the phone today for a first
date follow up and he's getting ghosted by a woman
named Taylor. So in a few minutes we'll call her
and see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him
and maybe get him a second date. But first, Byron,
how long has it been since you talked to Taylor?
Speaker 9 (30:41):
She's been ghosting me for like eight days?
Speaker 3 (30:44):
Oh, not like you're counting or anything.
Speaker 9 (30:47):
Well, I tell you it's hard not to. I really
liked hanging out with her.
Speaker 3 (30:51):
I'm sorry that sucks. How did you guys leave it
at the end of the day.
Speaker 9 (30:55):
At the end of the day, it all was cool,
you know. We got a light kiss. That's been too crazy,
but it really seemed like things are going to go
well and move forward.
Speaker 1 (31:04):
Okay, we'll tell us about the date.
Speaker 10 (31:05):
Then, so we went out and because she's got this
whole like we met at a fall that's the whole thing, right,
And so she had this whole autumnasthetic, you know, the.
Speaker 9 (31:19):
Messy bonds, get the citement lite, all that stuff. And
I really liked her energy, so I was kind of thinking, oh,
let's do something fall themed.
Speaker 11 (31:29):
You know.
Speaker 9 (31:29):
She was playful, seem spontaneous and a little flirty. So
I was like, oh, you know what, why don't we
go apple picking? It's going to be perfect for this.
Speaker 10 (31:38):
Time of year.
Speaker 9 (31:40):
I've never gone on it for a date too, but
she said that she likes doing stuff that feels like
a movie saying. So I'm like, oh, perfect, I can
be your lead. And then right, so we you know,
we go to the place. We're having a good time.
You know, we took a bunch of pictures, but where
I think things probably went from home. Later on, I'm
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starting to I climb a tree right because I see
this apple. I'm like, ooh, this apple will be perfect
for her. So I climb up there to grab it
the branch, I'm sitting on cracks, I fall and I
broke my wrists.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
Oh.
Speaker 9 (32:15):
I realized it was broken the next day, right, because
I touffed it out throughout the whole rest of the date.
But I was like, oh, this is bad, this is bad.
You know, I played it off. I played it cool,
you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (32:30):
Yeah, maybe she just thought you were a click one
of those clumsy types and doesn't want to deal with it.
Speaker 9 (32:34):
Oh, because I'm really not it was the one time.
Speaker 1 (32:39):
Well, what do you think the reason is that she's
ghosting you?
Speaker 9 (32:42):
Then? I don't know. The only thing I can think
is that there were people around when I fell, So
it was probably embarrassing to be with the guy that
just fell out of the tree.
Speaker 1 (32:57):
I would think that would be awesome, be like, yeah,
I'm with the guy that fell out of the tree. Everybody.
Byron is on the phone, and Byron is getting ghosted
by Taylor. So we're about to call her and see
if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe
get him a second date. But before we do that,
Byron break down your date again for us real quick.
Speaker 9 (33:15):
So we went Apple picking had a great time, but
I fell out of the tree trying to get the
perfect apple. I'm thinking that might have been too embarrassing
for her.
Speaker 1 (33:27):
Did break your rist?
Speaker 9 (33:31):
I did, but I will again. I found out that
I broke my wrist the next day because I played
it off cool and I mean I acted like it
wasn't bad.
Speaker 12 (33:40):
Beenhad.
Speaker 1 (33:40):
Are you ready for us to call her?
Speaker 9 (33:42):
Yes? Please?
Speaker 1 (33:44):
All right, here we go. Hello, Hi, I man, I
speak to Taylor. Please.
Speaker 11 (33:51):
Hi, This is Taylor.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
Who is this Taylor? How are you? This is a
radio show. It's called The Jubile Show.
Speaker 3 (33:56):
Hi Taylor, I'm Nina, I'm uia A wait is this
this is on the radio?
Speaker 9 (34:02):
No?
Speaker 16 (34:02):
No, no, no, I did not sign up for radio today.
Speaker 1 (34:04):
What no, Yeah, you necessarily sign up for it. But
we did get an email about you from about me
from one of our listeners.
Speaker 11 (34:15):
Okay, tell me more, please.
Speaker 1 (34:19):
Well, we do a segment on the show that's called
the first Date follow Up. That's where if you go
out on a date with somebody and end up ghosting them,
they can ask us to get you on the phone
and find out why you're ghosting them. So it's somebody
that you're ghosting.
Speaker 11 (34:33):
Okay, so it's like a detective work kind of thing,
is that right?
Speaker 1 (34:38):
Yeah, So we're doing a little detective work to see
if you can tell us why you're ghosting somebody media.
Speaker 11 (34:45):
All right, can you get me more maybe a little bit.
Speaker 1 (34:49):
Who do you think it is? Are you ghosting somebody?
Speaker 16 (34:52):
I mean sort of, I guess kind of, yeah, I
mean sort of.
Speaker 11 (34:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:58):
Okay, well, do you want to tell us their name
and we'll tell you if that's the person that email us?
Speaker 16 (35:04):
Okay, uh, okay, it's it's this guy Byron. We went
on this We went on a date recently and it
was mostly fun, but then some weird stuff kind of happened,
and I was just it was a little okay, I
don't know how to like say this exactly, but he
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has this like toxic masculinity thing happening.
Speaker 11 (35:28):
So that's kind of what's up, if that makes sense.
Speaker 1 (35:32):
We talked, you know, we talked him about your date.
Didn't hit me as a toxically masculine dude. I guess
that's how you would say it, But like, why do
you say that?
Speaker 16 (35:41):
So did he tell you, like about the date or
what happened a little bit?
Speaker 1 (35:46):
Yeah, Okay.
Speaker 16 (35:48):
So we were apple picking, which is like a really
cute date, and we were having a good time, but
it was like I think he was trying to maybe
show off for me or something, and he climbed, like
climbed into this tree to get an apple, and then
he fell. It was like a pretty bad fall. He
(36:08):
was pretty high up and it was like he felt
it was like cartoons sound effects level fall, you know,
like going about like all this stuff. And I went
over to help him. Then he kept like waving me
away and saying stuff like I'm a man, I can
handle it. I'm a man.
Speaker 3 (36:26):
Oh cool, Like it was.
Speaker 1 (36:31):
Rump Hey, Taylor, that's Byron. He's actually on the phone
and wants to talk to you.
Speaker 16 (36:36):
Byron.
Speaker 9 (36:38):
Byron, are you on this call?
Speaker 16 (36:39):
You're so he's there too?
Speaker 9 (36:41):
Yeah, okay, I mean, because it wasn't even really that.
Speaker 16 (36:47):
Bad, you know, Byron, Byron, you landed, Okay, do you
remember what you said? You landed on your back and
you said pain is weakness leaving the body.
Speaker 9 (36:59):
Oh, but I mean, I know I've said that, But
in my defense, I thought it kind of sounded cool,
and I didn't want to look stupid in front of
the orchard guy, like the dude had a beard and
an axe, and like, I could not look song.
Speaker 16 (37:17):
I didn't even hold cider, Like you couldn't hold the
cider in your hand because it was so messed up.
Speaker 11 (37:23):
And I kept trying to ask you.
Speaker 16 (37:24):
If you needed ice or something, and you you kept
saying stuff about real men, like you were listening.
Speaker 1 (37:29):
To a podcast.
Speaker 9 (37:31):
Real men don't need ice.
Speaker 11 (37:32):
I'm like, come on, hey.
Speaker 9 (37:35):
Wait a minute. Okay, So you ghosted me because I
didn't want you to see me cry over my wrist.
Speaker 16 (37:42):
Yeah, I mean it was bad, is it?
Speaker 11 (37:45):
Are you okay? Seriously?
Speaker 9 (37:47):
I mean it's just I mean, it's just a broken wrist.
I'll be fined. It's broken.
Speaker 16 (37:52):
Broke your wrist.
Speaker 11 (37:57):
Oh okay, look that's crazy. And you're not let.
Speaker 16 (38:02):
Me get you ice or take you to the doctor.
Speaker 9 (38:05):
I only look, I'm gonna be fine. I mean I
only need the cast for like six weeks.
Speaker 16 (38:10):
And you said you like guys, Okay, I like, yes,
I do. I like consonant guys. I don't like delusional guys.
Speaker 3 (38:21):
I knew you were hurt.
Speaker 16 (38:22):
You like you wouldn't let me get you ice.
Speaker 5 (38:25):
It was crazy.
Speaker 11 (38:26):
Fyron.
Speaker 9 (38:28):
Well I'm I'm sorry. There's nothing sexy about saying, oh, kids,
somebody get me an ice set.
Speaker 16 (38:34):
Like okay, well, let me tell you this. There is
something sexy about being vulnerable and knowing when.
Speaker 9 (38:43):
You need help, right, Like, you don't need to.
Speaker 16 (38:47):
Pretend that you're fine. That's not that's not attractive, like
pretending that things are okay when they're not. You can
oh yeah, if you guys coming to a girl saying
oh it's fine, it's fine.
Speaker 11 (38:58):
You're doing the same sting.
Speaker 9 (39:01):
Hey, gravity just couldn't handle me, all right, couldn't handle
all my energy? You know what I mean.
Speaker 11 (39:07):
Bron, you're still doing it.
Speaker 9 (39:12):
Man, You can't someone. You can't blame me. You are
the type of woman a man would ball four.
Speaker 1 (39:18):
Oh there's a vulnerability. Well, actually there's more of a line. Byron,
get a little bit more vulnerable.
Speaker 9 (39:26):
I cried at the hospital.
Speaker 1 (39:34):
Would you like another date with Byron? Will pay for it?
I mean that was pretty you know, he really let
us in right there. What was going on? You know,
to help listen him up?
Speaker 16 (39:44):
Okay, I'm not I'm not saying you have to cry
on the date, but just don't pretend everything's okay. And
maybe day out of trees and no quotes from gym
posters or podcasts.
Speaker 9 (39:58):
Okay, okay, Neil, I'll just fall for you, but from
ground level.
Speaker 7 (40:09):
Ju Wile's First Day follow up.
Speaker 1 (40:11):
Until I lived with a woman, I never knew how
much time can be spent reading reviews for a product
that costs eight dollars. My girlfriend researches shower caddies like
we were selecting a heart surgeon. Text message that we
just got in at four to one oh six one
because there's a trend going viral of men sharing the
(40:31):
things they didn't know about females until they lived with one.
So text in four one oh six one if you're
a dude and you just learned something about females that
you had no idea was the thing, and we'll go
over the list right now because some of the responses
are hilarious. But these are the things that men didn't
know about females until they dated one. They share way
more details with their friends than we do. Oh yeah, yeah,
(40:54):
they definitely do. I heard that.
Speaker 7 (40:56):
I don't get that, Like, why don't you want to
talk to your friends?
Speaker 2 (40:58):
We do, but like guys will be like, hey, how's
your how was your weekend. It was cool.
Speaker 1 (41:01):
Yeah, exactly, that's it. Yeah, it's so funny. I was
talking to guys.
Speaker 3 (41:05):
They don't know their best friend's favorite color, they don't
know the favorite song.
Speaker 1 (41:08):
Kind of order for him, it is, we don't care
to tell. I've got to. I've got a friend. Like
I'm a little more emotionally in tune, I think than
some of my friends. You know, I'm still, you know,
a dude, so I mean slightly, but but I have
one friend. Every time I call him up, I don't
talk to my friends that much. So every time I
call him up, I'm just like, Howard things going. He's
like they're good, and I'm like, I want you to share, Harry,
(41:32):
I want you to share your day with me. What
did you do today? And he's like, I just went
to work. And I'm like that's not enough. Man, we're
not used to. I can't get him to open up.
Do you open up to him? Though?
Speaker 4 (41:45):
Really?
Speaker 1 (41:46):
I guess because he asked me. He's like, well, if
you're so like, you know, open like, tell me about
you're day, And I'm like, I don't want to tell
you about my day right now, I want to about
your Yeah, something exactly and then hang up. You know,
there's a trend going viral of men sharing the things
that they didn't know about females until they lived with one.
Here's another response, how expensive bras are. Yeah? Yeah, growing up,
(42:10):
I assumed that their underwear was like mine, seven dollars
in ninety nine cents spinal four packs. No, as that
is true. It's shocking to me how much women's underwear
can be.
Speaker 2 (42:22):
They've monetized everything.
Speaker 1 (42:24):
And I understand why they get mad if you accidentally
dry abroad that shouldn't have been in the dryer. I
get it. Man, got's like seventy bucks.
Speaker 3 (42:30):
Yeah, but you got to go redo or you get
holes in them, or you color them or any of
that kind of stuff. It's a problem. It's like seven
ninety nine maybe for a cheap pair of underwear.
Speaker 6 (42:38):
One maybe maybe that's like even like usually its I
love like when Victoria Secret has like those sales and
it's like seven for thirty five dollars, Like that's a lot.
Speaker 1 (42:47):
Yeah, Like why stuck up? That's a sale. Another person
responded to the trend of men sharing things they didn't
know about females until they lived with one. To target
is never just a trip's Target.
Speaker 2 (43:02):
Oh no, it is a whole day.
Speaker 1 (43:05):
Yeah, you go in for toothpaste and then you leave
with candles, throw pillows, some sort of seasonal decoration, and
then no toothpaste. He's forgot.
Speaker 5 (43:12):
I was just gonna say that a lot of times,
you know, especially with the ex wifey, you know, God,
need to go to the store to get this, and
then she comes back she's got everything except the one
thing that she was on a mission to go get.
Speaker 3 (43:22):
How did you not know that we been sharing that?
And like, just look at Target. It's just asking for
us to be there all day. How is that not
common sense?
Speaker 12 (43:31):
Also?
Speaker 7 (43:32):
How do you also have fun there? Like you all
like it's so much a fun place.
Speaker 3 (43:35):
Like there's balls and like fishing stuff.
Speaker 1 (43:41):
Look at the fishing stuff for a while, Martha Stewart
towel collection for a few hours.
Speaker 7 (43:47):
Yeah, the balls that are back there, basketball, football, is baseball?
Speaker 8 (43:51):
They are.
Speaker 5 (43:52):
But all I think about is we're going to this
store to get something that we need. If you just
go to Target or wherever just to go because of
all these things, you end.
Speaker 2 (44:01):
Up spending money that you didn't need.
Speaker 1 (44:02):
To spend exactly. That's why we go.
Speaker 2 (44:04):
Yeah, That's exactly why I don't want to go. It's
also exactly why I'm probably divorced.
Speaker 3 (44:10):
Do you go where you spend all of your money?
Speaker 1 (44:12):
The producer free exporting goods.
Speaker 2 (44:15):
No, I spend a lot of money on hats.
Speaker 5 (44:18):
I'd buy a lot of baseball hats, and honestly, I
don't really spend a lot of money on anything.
Speaker 1 (44:23):
Other Okay, sneakers that.
Speaker 5 (44:27):
I forgot. I forgot what my vice was. All Right,
sneakers and hats typically.
Speaker 1 (44:31):
See somebody else texted in at four six one. I
said it. I didn't know until I lived with the
female how intricate and expensive skin carryers. I just used
Dove soap and splash it on my face and works
by Yeah.
Speaker 5 (44:43):
No, I spent a lot in cologne too. I spend
a lot on Colonne. That's one thing I feel.
Speaker 2 (44:48):
That's what dang.
Speaker 1 (44:52):
You sent me up.
Speaker 5 (44:52):
That's one of those things where I realized, like, Okay,
I get this. I'm gonna spend five hundred dollars on
a bottle of you know, three ounces of cologne.
Speaker 9 (45:00):
Good.
Speaker 1 (45:01):
What's the most that you spend on self care?
Speaker 3 (45:03):
Like items like don't have to use lotion, their skincare
for guys now too.
Speaker 1 (45:07):
Other than yeah, I buy skincare stuff.
Speaker 11 (45:08):
I do.
Speaker 1 (45:08):
I buy a lot of skincare stuff because I like
to try it all. But so I guess I spend
a lot on that.
Speaker 6 (45:13):
I will say whenever got like, I don't know guys.
You guys don't have like a lot of things that
you use. Like when I go back to my dad's house,
I can. I love using my steps you still live there.
She doesn't anymore, but I still love using her bathroom.
So her bathroom has like the nice shampoo, nice conditioner.
Speaker 7 (45:27):
It has like the face water.
Speaker 2 (45:29):
Dad has a bar of soap and a wash cloth.
Speaker 9 (45:30):
And then.
Speaker 7 (45:33):
Shoulders like uh, wash your hair like you know what.
Speaker 3 (45:38):
But that will also help accelerate your baldness. There are
certain shampoos. Do your research, y'all, because the stuff that
you think is easy, convenient and cheap, you're gonna end
up bald and dry later in your life or that.
Speaker 2 (45:49):
What happened to me.
Speaker 6 (45:49):
You'll be like Jebil who just shapes it all off
because of the allergies.
Speaker 1 (45:53):
Yeah, somebody else said, there's a thread to online. There's
a trend online of men sharing the things that they
didn't know about females until they lived with one. Here's
another thing a man said. He said that as simple
how is your day can sometimes require a forty five
minute answer. Oh yes, six side plots in a recurring villain.
A lot happened. Were you entertained?
Speaker 10 (46:13):
Though?
Speaker 5 (46:14):
Yeah, I didn't realize there was a debriefing every day
when I got home from work. Yeah, Like there's a
whole like as soon as you walk in the door
for coming home from work, you're gonna have to talk
for an hour about what you just did.
Speaker 1 (46:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (46:26):
Yeah, I'm like, can we just like give me an
hour to just decompress?
Speaker 1 (46:30):
And then I always try to find one thing, one
thing that I deem insignificant in my day to tell
my girlfriend later on when she gets home.
Speaker 9 (46:38):
Good.
Speaker 1 (46:38):
Yeah, no, I think it's good because like women when
they're asking to actually want to know about your day.
That's the thing when I ask one of my guy
friends if how his day is. Most of the time,
I really don't want. I don't care, I don't need
all the information. I just want to know, are you
good or are you bad?
Speaker 2 (46:51):
Right? And that's how we do it.
Speaker 1 (46:52):
So that's usually what it is. But like women when
they're asking how your day is if you're a dude
in a relationship, but she can tell them, she like,
legit wants to know answer. So, oh, hey, I dropped
something today and then I picked it up and I
put it in my pocket. It's still in my pocket.
You want to see it. It's a coin. And she'll
be like, oh my god, that's so cool. It's like
I was there with you while you're picking up the coin.
(47:13):
That's fun. Why are we so fundamentally different that way?
It's so weird. Story. It's time for Nina's what's trending?
You guys remember Fetti Wop?
Speaker 3 (47:23):
Yeah, yeah, of course, just got a principal placed on leave.
Oh I'll tell you why coming up in second. But first,
somebody we didn't see taking a micro retirement is doing
just that. And I'm talking about Russell Wilson.
Speaker 1 (47:37):
Oh so he's still playing.
Speaker 3 (47:41):
No, he's taking a micro retirement.
Speaker 1 (47:43):
Oh I thought he thought he micro retired, not by
choice a while ago.
Speaker 3 (47:48):
Well, so this is what happened. The New York Jets
had actually said, hey, you know what, we'll put you
as our backup quarterback. And he's like, nah, I'm gonna
go ahead and be a sports analysts.
Speaker 1 (48:00):
Can I spit that word out?
Speaker 3 (48:02):
He's joining CBS and he's going to be a sports
analyst on TV. So he's saying that it's not retirement. Fully,
he's just going to take a break. So he hasn't
announced it, so after the season he'll probably try again
and see what happens.
Speaker 1 (48:15):
I think he just.
Speaker 2 (48:15):
Needs to retire.
Speaker 1 (48:16):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, definitely here.
Speaker 5 (48:20):
It's cool, you know what I mean, like the he
want to keep playing, but Bro just just made millions.
Go be an analyst and make more millions and chill.
Speaker 3 (48:27):
You want to go out on it up? You want
to go out when people's long time ago.
Speaker 2 (48:32):
Ya won the Super Bowl? Bro?
Speaker 1 (48:33):
Yeah, and then he went to Colorado and did not
work that. It's already been down for him for a while.
Speaker 9 (48:38):
Right.
Speaker 1 (48:39):
Well, but but.
Speaker 3 (48:40):
Let's say he goes to CBS Sports and he does
a really good job or like there's something memorable that happens.
Speaker 1 (48:45):
That's the perfect time.
Speaker 3 (48:46):
I would think, then now you go ahead and announce
your retirement, because then you're still seeing in good light.
Try to like save yourself a little bit.
Speaker 2 (48:52):
I don't think he means saving though, I mean, you
won a Super Bowl, didn't he?
Speaker 5 (48:55):
Like yeah, yeah, Like, bro, you're a champ, Like you've
run ten Pro Bowls or something like that.
Speaker 1 (49:02):
Like, yeah, you're good, bro, And you put out a
weird video where your friend of yourself is missed. Unlimited.
Speaker 3 (49:06):
Yeah, Limited, I don't disagree, but I still think there's
a pride thing attached. So we'll see actually when he
officially decides to retire, but for now.
Speaker 1 (49:21):
You can catch him on CBS Sport.
Speaker 3 (49:24):
Did you happen to see the corset that Madonna was
wearing at Coachella?
Speaker 1 (49:28):
I know this this.
Speaker 3 (49:29):
Might seem really really random talk about it before, but
it's actually very cool. So the outfit that she wore
at Coachella, somebody stole it or somethingbody stole her jacket,
and we were talking about how the outfit that she
wore on stage this year at Coachella, a Sabrina Carpenter
was the exact same outfit that she wore back in
two thousand and six. The cool thing is, I did
not know this That courset was made here in Seattle.
Speaker 2 (49:50):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (49:51):
It was made at a place called Period Corsets that's
up off of Aurora, and they've been like making corsets
for Broadway and shows and all these people for so
long and just now they're getting coverage about it. I
was like, wait, what that's so cool?
Speaker 2 (50:04):
I wonder how expensive those things are.
Speaker 1 (50:06):
This actually doesn't look like it's not expensive.
Speaker 3 (50:08):
I looked at the website and it was like for
an hour to get when custom was like forty five
bucks or something like that. So it's like you think
it would be. I mean, I wouldn't say it's cheap,
but it's definitely affordable.
Speaker 7 (50:17):
Like custom made to you. Like I would think it'd
be like round.
Speaker 2 (50:20):
And that Madonna is shopping there where.
Speaker 1 (50:23):
She gets her weird butt. Yeah, what doctor did her?
But I don't have some very.
Speaker 2 (50:30):
Odd look it's it's it's not a good one.
Speaker 12 (50:34):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (50:35):
I don't have that answer.
Speaker 3 (50:37):
But her corset, however, did it cost forty five bucks?
Speaker 2 (50:44):
Actually it was clearing.
Speaker 1 (50:50):
All right?
Speaker 3 (50:50):
Well, talk about fetti wap. Now this is crazy. There
is a principle that was placed on leave because she
quoted fetti wop.
Speaker 1 (50:59):
In a year book.
Speaker 3 (51:01):
But it's starting to look like this was more of
a senior prank. Yeah, so in the yearbook and the
first page there's supposed to be like assigned off by
one of like the principal teachers or whatever, and it
quoted Fetty Wap saying everybody hate and we just call
them fans though, and then it signed missus O'Connor.
Speaker 1 (51:21):
What's wrong with that?
Speaker 3 (51:22):
First of all? Right, but the problem wasn't even that
I think people were offended by that lyric so much.
It was that the parents that saw it in the yearbook,
I guess they were offended by it went and reported
it to the school district. But she's like, I didn't
write that. Everybody calls me miss oh first of all.
Second of all, I saw the draft and it was
not in there. Principal saw the draft. It was not
(51:43):
in there.
Speaker 1 (51:44):
So it's looking.
Speaker 3 (51:44):
Like it was something exactly like a senior prank. But also,
even if she did, what's the problem.
Speaker 1 (51:50):
It's not like she took a bad lyric, right, right,
just because it's fetty Wap. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 13 (51:56):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (51:56):
The principle now is the one that's taken the heat
for it and is on leave because of oversight.
Speaker 1 (52:01):
That's ridiculous.
Speaker 6 (52:04):
If you would if you would have used the same quote,
and you don't say this from fetty wap.
Speaker 7 (52:07):
Let's say you say Taylor Swift, would they have gotten about?
Speaker 2 (52:10):
Definitely not.
Speaker 7 (52:11):
Don't like saying like that's so dumb.
Speaker 1 (52:13):
Well it's Florida. But there you go.
Speaker 2 (52:16):
There there's the answer, so much.
Speaker 1 (52:19):
Like weirder, like to make it mad about hundred percent correct.
If you chose like a like a Taylor Swift, Sabrina
Carpenter or somebody else, not a problem, it's different, but
it's fetti wop or any other rapper probably is a problem.
Speaker 7 (52:32):
That's so weird.
Speaker 3 (52:33):
It's turned into a pretty big debate all over the
internet whether or not it's like a cool thing for
a teacher to do, or it's inappropriate even though the
teacher didn't do it, But for any teacher to be
quoting lyrics so so weird.
Speaker 5 (52:44):
That is very weird that we get hyper sensitive about.
Speaker 2 (52:48):
And then the.
Speaker 3 (52:51):
So I guess, careful what you sign in your earbook
this year?
Speaker 1 (52:54):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (52:56):
That's what's trendings arety little secret.
Speaker 1 (53:01):
Hello, Hi, and you have a dirty little secret.
Speaker 11 (53:05):
I sure do.
Speaker 9 (53:05):
Are you ready to hear it?
Speaker 1 (53:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (53:08):
Well, I started a rumor at work that, uh, you know,
is sort of.
Speaker 11 (53:13):
Taking a wrong turn.
Speaker 15 (53:14):
I I there's this coworker that I work with, and
you know, she recently got a promotion, and I started
telling everybody that like work parties that she only got
that promotion because she hooked.
Speaker 9 (53:26):
Up with the boss.
Speaker 17 (53:28):
Did she of course not no, But you hear about
stuff happening like this all the time, like in movies
and TV and like how people like will do whatever
it takes.
Speaker 15 (53:40):
To go up the chain.
Speaker 17 (53:41):
And you know, I just thought it was like kind
of like a fun a funny little rumor, and I
didn't expect it to, like, you know, stick on this.
Speaker 9 (53:49):
Long, because now there's like an investigation.
Speaker 17 (53:53):
Hr HR is starting to like question off like the
boss and how he handles its, like female employers, and
they're asking the.
Speaker 9 (54:02):
Girl and it's just the guys, I really have dug
a deep.
Speaker 17 (54:05):
Hole for myself here, and I just I couldn't tell anyone,
and I had to tell somebody.
Speaker 1 (54:11):
Thank you very much for telling us your dirty little secret.
Speaker 17 (54:13):
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