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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I tell my boyfriend that it's my time of the
month when I'm not so I can just get more
naps in since you will. It's a text message we
just got in I have four to one oh six
one because we asked a question what is a little
white lie that you tell your significant other? Because there's
a trend online right now of people sharing the white
lies that they tell their special someone.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
I've never lied to anybody, Nina, Seriously, I believe that.
I have no believe it. I have never lied to
my partner ever, not.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Even a small like no. Really never felt the need to.
If I didn't want it, I just said, no, what'd
you do at work today?
Speaker 4 (00:34):
Nothing? That's the lie I tell the most.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Text in four one o six one what is a
little white lie that you tell your significant other? And
we'll go over some of the responses from people sharing
online what the white lies they tell their significant other are?
But uh, here's one. I get out of work at
a certain time. I told my wife that I get
off of work at six every day. I don't. I
get off at five and I have one beer all
by myself in peace before I go home to her
and the kids. On Friday, I have too. It's saved
(00:59):
my sanity and probably our marriage ship.
Speaker 5 (01:01):
Wow, probably does really save a lot of marriages.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Until they find out that's what you're doing.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
But if it's a.
Speaker 6 (01:09):
White lie, like, does it really I've always thought about
this because I've never been in a relationship, But does
it really matter? Like if it helps the sanity of you,
which helps the in sanity of both of us.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
You sound like a man, Victoria. You do sound sound
like a dude right there.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
That's my logic. Absolutely, is it worth the.
Speaker 7 (01:26):
Whole explanation, the whole story, impossible argument, And that's so I'm.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Just gonna if it doesn't matter, then it doesn't matter
if they know either.
Speaker 6 (01:34):
But if they're gonna get mad about something so minute
and little, I'm like, this is helping our relationship, Okay,
So do you want me to help us or do you.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Just want to help myself?
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Talking about what white lies? Do you tell your significant other?
Somebody texted in at four one o six one and said,
my girl likes to have me on the phone while
she's doing everything else but talk to me. I hate
that and when people do that, it's so annoying to
way she gets mad when I don't have a reason
to get off the phone, so I tell her I
have to poop off the phone without question. She must
(02:06):
be like, man, he really must have ibs, or like
he's going all the time.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
You should see the doctor.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
But isn't it.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
Cute that your girl like wants you around that much?
I don't.
Speaker 6 (02:16):
But does she actually want ham around or does she
just want someone and he that's a question for therapist.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (02:23):
I think relationships also the time of heart is important.
Having separate lives is important. So not always being up
in each other's business and knowing everything and being right
next to you.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Is the best or healthiest way to have a relationship.
Somebody else texted in at foremuat six one and said,
I tell my wife that the lawnmower has been broken
for ten years now. Brilliant, But.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
We'll call somebody about it. Why haven't you.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Got your Amazon watch?
Speaker 4 (02:58):
Exactly?
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Get here today?
Speaker 4 (03:00):
Fix?
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Who are going over? A little white? Lies that you
tell your significant other Because there's a trend online right
now if people sharing that I'm a fan of for cooking,
somebody tells their girlfriend or wife.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Okay, fine, that is one lie you.
Speaker 7 (03:16):
Should always you can't see it on my face when
I'm frowning while I'm eating, or the fact I'm just
pushing the food around my plate and I'm not actually
eating it.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Ohthough, I would hate that.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
That's like if I actually made you something that you
don't like, I'd want to not so I never made
it again.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
But I can cook, so I don't have that.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
But you also argue with that, So we tell you that, right, Wait, Doble,
before you continue on this list, you have to tell
what do you lie about?
Speaker 3 (03:41):
I meet your relationship?
Speaker 4 (03:42):
Guy?
Speaker 2 (03:42):
You're always in a relationship, so there's got to be
something relationship guys.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Guy, I don't really lie about I don't really tell
little white lies, like if I don't like a food item,
I'll be like like it? Or can that could be
better this way? Maybe? I don't know. Yeah, I don't really.
I don't really do that.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
What about shows?
Speaker 1 (04:04):
I mean in the past, I have I have like
lied to be out of the house and things like
that because of horrible situations I was in. So I'd
be like, yeah, I'm going to home depot, and I
would go to home depot, but I wouldn't go into
home depot, I would just sit in the.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
Car for hours.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Yeah, pretty much exactly, Like, No, that's not a go
bag by the door. It's not a go bag that
I've packed to get out of this abusive relationship that
one day hopefully I'll grab it and actually leave. No,
it's not every day. It's been my life so but no,
(04:39):
I don't really tell like little lies. I just feel
like it's better to be truthful, right, like if something
I don't even if I can't. I can't even think
of a time where like somebody is wearing something that
doesn't look good on them, because I feel like most
of the things look good on the people. So but
if I didn't think something looked good, I'd be like, yeah, no,
probably not like I mean, I have been honest. I
(05:00):
guess they go, will you like my shoes with this?
And I'll be like no, I feel like there's a
better pair you could grab, or something that.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Doesn't start an argument. Most people would say thank you.
Speaker 6 (05:08):
What if it's like what if it's like a trap though,
like if they ask you like, oh, like it's experience.
How do I look in this outfit? Am I looking
like a little chubby? Or do I look amazing. Like,
what do you say?
Speaker 5 (05:18):
Do you just like?
Speaker 4 (05:19):
No, you look great, honey.
Speaker 5 (05:21):
Why that's a great answer though, to let your girl.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Go out of the house looking messed up. Producer Freeze.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
I don't date women who don't look good.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
There you go. I guess that's what you gotta do too.
It's another Jebile phone frame on the twenties. Hello, I
can't wait to audit you. I'm sorry, it's finally time.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
I'm I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Who's this? Oh? I'm sorry I forgot to introduce myself.
Sometimes I get so excited that I skip over the
important details. It's just that I've been waiting to talk
to you, and I always get so excited for this part.
Speaker 8 (06:06):
Okay, I appreciate that you're excited.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Who is this? Oh? I still haven't introduced myself. Hi,
as sure. My name is Juniper, and I'm in the
corporate compliance department here at the company where you just started. Juniper. Yes,
in corporate compliance, Oh, say, we make sure the corporation
(06:32):
is doing everything and complying with what we need. I
think compliance. I think compliance is a very important part
of all relationships, don't you.
Speaker 8 (06:45):
Yeah, I guess compliance is good.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Compliance is nice. It's good when people comply with what
they're told. Anyway, I can tell you're sitting down right now,
and you have excellent posture, and I want to commend
you on that.
Speaker 8 (07:03):
I'm sorry, did you say that I have excellent posture?
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Yes, you sit up straight like a good boy.
Speaker 8 (07:10):
And you can hear that in my voice.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
You're sitting nicely, and I know it. Some people don't
sit nicely, and I think postures.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
I'm sorry. Yes, are you?
Speaker 9 (07:21):
Are you looking at me right now?
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Directly at you? Know? I'm not looking directly at you know,
I don't know. I'm not in the room. I'm on
the phone with you. I'm not I'm not looking at you.
Speaker 8 (07:33):
You're not looking directly at me, looking.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
At these Yes, there are cameras, and so.
Speaker 8 (07:39):
You're looking at me through a camera right now.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Yes, think if it's sort of like a zoom meeting,
except I'm just looking through the security footage.
Speaker 8 (07:50):
I am working from home, sir. I am uncomfortable with this.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
That is a good point. I should have told you that. Yes,
because you're working from home, I had to install a
way to be able to make sure that you were
working and your posture was correct. And who who are you?
Speaker 4 (08:13):
What is your ID number?
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Oh boy, yeah, I don't want to talk about ID numbers.
I have some trauma associated with that with the last
time I was given a number and I had to
go away for a while and they gave me a number.
But anyway, this is extremely unsettling.
Speaker 8 (08:31):
I need to know who you are and what department
you work for, and I need to know where these
cameras are in my home.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
This is I think this is How about I just
come up?
Speaker 9 (08:42):
Come up?
Speaker 4 (08:42):
No, absolutely not, I'm gonna I'm going to.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Call hey, Asher as sure. This is actually Jubil from
the Jubil Show doing a phone brank on you and
your brother set you up.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
Wait what it's a joke.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
He said you just started at a new job and
he wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 8 (09:01):
This is my brother's doing.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
Yes that mother, oh that son of a.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Well, enjoy the rest of the workday. I don't think
there's a camera in your house. Well, I don't know
for sure, though.
Speaker 4 (09:16):
I'm going to get him. You might hear from me.
Speaker 8 (09:18):
We're gonna get him back.
Speaker 10 (09:21):
Wake up every morning with Jubile phone Franks, we say
mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
It's time for Nina's what's trending.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
If you were curious what most most Americans waste their
money on, we now know the answer thanks to.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
Science, and it's not what you think it is.
Speaker 11 (09:35):
I don't think you want to know.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
You definitely want to know, Victoria, you fall in this
category one thousand percent. Yeah, I'll tell you what it
is coming up in a second, but first you must
call him Sir Idris Elba. Now, I don't know if
you've heard about this, but he just got knighted. Yeah,
so King Charles knighted a bunch of British people that
do great things for the community. So Idris Elba got
(10:00):
because he is amazing and does great things with kids,
and now he gets to be suh.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
You just hope?
Speaker 5 (10:05):
Wait can you just get knighted like that?
Speaker 6 (10:07):
Like? Why don't Like there's a lot of things I
feel like we take from other countries and then make them.
I don't want to say our own, we just take them.
But that's one thing we should bring over here is
getting night Yeah, because how cool would be if you
were like a knight jewel?
Speaker 3 (10:18):
But who would have the power to do the nighting?
Speaker 5 (10:21):
Well that's the maybe we had to all come together
and decide.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Because whoever we elect as king. I know this country
says no kings, but if you think about it, we
all wanted just our king, right, So, no matter what
side you're on, you're electing a king of you. Yeah. Yeah,
So whoever we decide is our king, because that's really
how our government runs, whether we want to admit it
or not. It's not how it's supposed to run, but
that's how it runs, you know. And you're on the
democratic side and you hate the king in charge right now,
(10:45):
you are also owned by a king because you want
your king in charge. So when you stand up there
with your stupid signs to say no kings since seventeen
seventy six, we've only had kings in this country since
seventeen seventy six because very little has changed from what
it actually was when it came over from your and
what it is our government is corrupt and dumb, and
so are the people that believe in it.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
And that's how we're gonna stay are there.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
Yeah, And so if he's standing up there with your
dumb sign, you're just mad because it's not your king,
because it would be the other way around. If you
had a democratic king in office, then there would be
the people that want a Republican king in office saying, no, kings,
they're all idiots and they're all corrupt. But though they
take time, and I would love to be a night
by either of any of those idiots.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
I'm not saying, okay, but a monarchy's supposed to be
given to you by like the power of the above, not
even the people so different.
Speaker 3 (11:37):
But anyway, but digest it how you will.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Speaking of royalty, Hey do you see Kendall Jenner and
Jacob ELORDI you've just been traveling all over the world.
Speaker 5 (11:49):
Now they are royalty.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Okay, No, I know this story is kind of dumb,
and most people don't care about who Kenda Jenner is dating,
even though he's super hot and his name is Jacob
Elardi and he's an actor and if you didn't know,
but but but I brought this up because this is
my question. People are assuming that their relationship is super
serious now because they're traveling all over the place. But
once you start traveling with somebody that you're seeing, is
it now becoming serious and she travels you don't like who?
(12:13):
You done that a lot actually, but did you like him?
Speaker 1 (12:17):
But I didn't like and they didn't like me. No, no,
most of the time. No, most of the time we
knew we didn't like each other. They're still going somewhere.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
Why did you do it?
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Because that's where I was at?
Speaker 9 (12:28):
That's what.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Yeah, exactly, the plans had been made.
Speaker 4 (12:37):
One thing does is he follows through on his plants?
Speaker 3 (12:40):
Yeah, okay, okay. Lastly, do you follow in this category?
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Are you somebody who blows most of your money on
shoes and not just any shoes?
Speaker 3 (12:52):
But no, you missed my teas.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
My teas was basically thanks to science, we now know
what most Americans are wasting their money. And the shoes
themselves aren't the waist. It's the fact that they're shoes
that you wear once and then you never wear them again.
Speaker 5 (13:05):
Okay, it's not a waste.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
It's not amazing because if you do that, like you
should feel so seen right now, you are not alone.
Speaker 6 (13:11):
You're also like preserving their condition until the perfect next
time to wear them.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
So I don't like that.
Speaker 5 (13:15):
It's a wasst. You're not wasting, you're preserving and investing.
Speaker 7 (13:19):
I have several pairs of sneakers that I've worn once
or twice. Why because they're expensive and fancy, and.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
You collect sneakers a little bit.
Speaker 7 (13:29):
I'm not like as crazy as some of the people
out there, but I have some expensive sneakers that I
got on raffles or whatever. So I got them cheap,
relatively cheap, and I like them. But I'll wear those
for like it's almost like wearing dress shoes. Yeah, you know,
like a big event or something.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Right, But so the first time you wear them and
your feet hurt, you're like, well, I'll let them stretch
themselves out sitting up here on this shelf, and maybe
I'll wear them again, because that's always what happens. You
wear them once your feet hurt, you think you're gonna
wear them again, and then your feet hurt when you
put them back on, and then you.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
Just never do it.
Speaker 5 (13:57):
Pain is beauty.
Speaker 6 (13:58):
That's what I always got to be children was I
hate the sentence and how I say it a lot.
Speaker 5 (14:03):
So you know what beauty put those babies on?
Speaker 3 (14:07):
Pain?
Speaker 9 (14:08):
Wait?
Speaker 3 (14:09):
What beauty is pain?
Speaker 5 (14:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (14:12):
I see it.
Speaker 5 (14:13):
I was saying it backwards.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
Its mean the same thing doesn't pay would mean the
same thing.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
Beauty is pain.
Speaker 5 (14:20):
Pain is beauty.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
The pain is beautiful when you r and BT is painful.
Speaker 5 (14:24):
You're gorgeous, gorgeous, gorgeous, girls.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
This is really gorgeous, gorgeous.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
This is really fun. That's what's trending.
Speaker 4 (14:33):
What's going on?
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Girl? Excuse me, shy, you know what I can find?
Young booty, you bols.
Speaker 4 (14:43):
Call of Booty.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
It's time for another Call of Booty. The segment where
one of our listeners is going to call their significant
other to see if they will leave work and meet
them for a Call of Booty. But remember it's completely
family friendly. Can't be dirty or say anything. Wait, and
we give them a theme to use to see if
their partner can first figure out what in the world
they're talking about and then see if it's actually sexy
(15:09):
enough to get him to leave their job. And Amanda
is on the phone today and Amanda wants to call
her husband, Brad. Amanda, do you think that, hi, Brad
is gonna be responsive to you wanting to leave work?
Speaker 12 (15:24):
I mean, I think he'll be into it, but I
don't think he'll actually leave, Like I don't know, maybe
like a twenty five percent will actually stamp on the offer.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
Okay, is he used to you trying you know.
Speaker 13 (15:38):
Oh, I mean not when he's at work like he
is used, you know, I mean we have a we
have a healthy life, you know. But he's a pharmacist,
you know, when he takes his work really seriously and
it's like customer facing. I usually you know, I usually
don't bother him at work.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Yeah, I was gonna ask for kind of working at
a pharmacist, that would be a tough person to get
to leave the job. Mm hmm.
Speaker 6 (16:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
Yeah, you leave a lot of angry people behind. Where's
my prozac?
Speaker 14 (16:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (16:09):
And his pharmacist, you know, it's like a pretty name
brand one, so he gets all their regulars and like
a lot of older clientele as well.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
So he like he knows then by name, they know
him by name.
Speaker 12 (16:21):
So when he's so when he's at work, like he
really enjoys being there and helping out his people.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
Okay, so he's pretty professional, likes his job as a pharmacist.
And you're about to call him to see if he'll
leave to meet you for a booty call. And remember
you can't say anything dirty, and you can't just be
blatant about what you want to do. We give you
a theme to use. And today's theme for Call of
Booty is you have to call him and try to
convince him to leave his job right now and meet you.
(16:48):
As a nature documentary narrator, it's a good thing night.
Speaker 13 (17:02):
Yeah, oh, well, it's crazy.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
We'll give you a few minutes here to try to
figure out some lines.
Speaker 13 (17:08):
You got that, Yeah, thank you. Let me get in
the mindset, all right.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
Well, right in the middle of a brand new Call
of Booty, and if you just joined us, Amanda is
on the phone and she's about to call her husband
of four years. His name is Brad, and he's a pharmacist,
and she's going to ask him to leave his job
right now to meet her for a Call of booty.
But she has to do it while sounding like a
nature documentary narrator the whole time. He's not even gonna
(17:37):
know what ada you said. There's about a twenty five
percent chance you'll think I'll actually come home. Yeah, I'm
thinking around there, all right, but as a nature documentary narrator,
maybe like a two percent. You never know, though you
might be into it, I'm not sure. All right, here
we go.
Speaker 10 (17:54):
I've never tried it.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
Well, good luck, I hope you've had some time to
think about some lines to use. Here we go. I'm
gonna Dallas number right now.
Speaker 9 (18:06):
Thank you for going pharmacy. This is brad.
Speaker 6 (18:11):
Uh uh.
Speaker 12 (18:13):
Yes, Here we find the North American husband.
Speaker 3 (18:18):
And his natural habitat.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
Hello.
Speaker 12 (18:27):
Notice how he spends most of the day counting pills
and avo excitement, babe. The male has recognized the call
of his mate.
Speaker 9 (18:41):
Baby, what are you doing?
Speaker 12 (18:44):
The The female at him a daring maneuver. She wishes
to wore the mail from his workplace back to the
nesting grounds. Okay, sure, as the husband becomes confused.
Speaker 9 (19:04):
I am confused.
Speaker 12 (19:06):
Yea, the husband is often confused.
Speaker 9 (19:11):
That's not true.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
Experts disagree.
Speaker 9 (19:17):
Uh, you're being kind of weird. What's what the what
are you? Why are you talking like that?
Speaker 12 (19:24):
Well, well, scientists have documented a rare phenomenon.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
The female has become extremely interested.
Speaker 9 (19:30):
In the male.
Speaker 12 (19:34):
Okay, you know if a male leads work immediately, lading
rituals may commence.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
Oh my god, honey.
Speaker 9 (19:45):
Yeah, sorry, no, I'm just helping a customer with their prescription.
I'll be right with you in a second. Yeah. The
male thinks females what the female is talking about? But
he's he's still not sure what he's she's starting on
like like an animal Planet documentary, but the male is
very interested in what she has to say.
Speaker 15 (20:08):
Really, then is it?
Speaker 6 (20:11):
Then?
Speaker 12 (20:11):
Is it a yes? The male will come home to
the NaSTA time to list the females mating dance and
they can help move their species forward by being fruitful
and multi time.
Speaker 16 (20:24):
A baby, Sorry one second? Super busy today, girl. Yeah,
don'll grab your rex. And it says, I'm off the phone. What,
Oh my god, prescription prescription, I'll description.
Speaker 9 (20:47):
Oh my god, baby, I have got to go. I
am so sorry. I cannot believe I said that. I'll
talk to you.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
Hello, brad Hi. This is the Jewel Show. It's a
radio show.
Speaker 5 (20:58):
I'm Vitoria.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
My name is you bul.
Speaker 15 (21:03):
Hey, babe, you know me.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
We do a segment on the show called Call of Booty.
It's where maybe if you want to try to get
your significant other to leave their job to meet you
for a booty call, but we give you a theme
to use to do it, so it's not really blatant
and your wife had to call you to see if
you would leave work, but do it in like a
nature documentary. Narrator sort of style. It seems like she
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nailed it. Also seems like you had a pretty bad
Freudian stuff with your customer.
Speaker 9 (21:31):
Oh yeah, Carl, he's he's very hard hearing. I don't
think he heard what I said.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Obviously you were thinking about something though.
Speaker 16 (21:40):
Yeah, yeah, thanks for that, babe.
Speaker 15 (21:46):
I love you.
Speaker 9 (21:49):
I love you too. I really got to go. I'll
talk to you all right.
Speaker 13 (21:53):
I'll see you later when you get home.
Speaker 9 (21:54):
I hope, Carl.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
The erection is easy to handle, very funny.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
You will call it booty. Look up idiots in the dictionary.
You know what you'll find. Picture me, No, the definition
of the word idiot, which you are. It's time for
America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria. Your chance to
take on Victoria Rivers in a game of trivia for
now Horn tickets and I forgot to I forgot to
screen the phone calls, so we don't have anybody on
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the line right now to play right now. At eighty
eight three four three eight and eight three four three
one six one, you'll get to play Victoria. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (22:31):
I did forget about that too.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
Yeah, I started talking about something else. I got distracted.
I'm very distracted, not answer the phone.
Speaker 5 (22:37):
I'm being honest. I did forget the past few days.
Speaker 6 (22:40):
I've been taking like my med ady D medication before
we played the game.
Speaker 3 (22:44):
It caause help me a little bit, did it?
Speaker 1 (22:46):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (22:46):
Well I won yesterday?
Speaker 3 (22:47):
That's well, that's right, you did, but I forgot.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
Who's this today? Ray? Ray? You want to play? Victoria?
Speaker 9 (22:56):
Sure?
Speaker 1 (22:56):
All rightainations, right, let's meet our contestant. Ray. All right,
we're gonna send Victoria out of the studio, and while
she's leaving, Ray, the game is played like this. You
have thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know when, just say pass, and Victoria
has to be you outright to win? Okay, all right,
here we go, Ray, Your time starts now.
Speaker 3 (23:19):
What is the largest artery in the human body?
Speaker 4 (23:23):
Hark?
Speaker 3 (23:24):
What is a baby goat called?
Speaker 2 (23:27):
Which country is both in Europe and Asia? What is
the world's most consumed fruit. Which Disney princess has a
pet tiger named Raja? What US state is known as
the Grand Canyon State?
Speaker 8 (23:48):
There's a dang ye in theme?
Speaker 3 (23:52):
Were these easy? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Good job, Ray. We'll bring Victoria back into the studio.
And while Victoria is getting settled and putting on our
headphones and stuff. Ray, what do you do for a
living contractor contractor?
Speaker 2 (24:07):
He's answering the question, I know you're on it. What
kind of contractor.
Speaker 12 (24:13):
Window?
Speaker 9 (24:13):
One door?
Speaker 1 (24:14):
Oh cool? Oh sweet? I need these new screen door
put on my door outside? Can you do that for me? Honestly?
Speaker 3 (24:19):
I do too?
Speaker 9 (24:19):
Yeah, call someone else?
Speaker 1 (24:24):
Really? Need you know how to call the shots? Wo
very decisive, Welcome to the show.
Speaker 5 (24:33):
I was about to also ask, like, how do I
put back my screen the window?
Speaker 4 (24:37):
Don't with us?
Speaker 1 (24:40):
That is below?
Speaker 4 (24:40):
Raise?
Speaker 1 (24:43):
All right, here we go thirty seconds. Answer as many
questions as possible. If you don't know one, just say
passed in Victoria, you have to beat Ray outright to win,
and Ray you can tell Victoria when to go.
Speaker 9 (24:54):
Ahead?
Speaker 5 (24:54):
Oh wow?
Speaker 2 (24:55):
What is What is the largest artery in the human body?
Speaker 4 (25:01):
Your heart?
Speaker 5 (25:01):
Like your heart? Your art like the art in.
Speaker 3 (25:05):
What is a baby goat called?
Speaker 14 (25:06):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (25:09):
Uh oh? In my mind?
Speaker 3 (25:16):
Which country is both in Europe and Asia? I don't know.
Speaker 5 (25:21):
I'm trying to think my cook net passett.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
I didn't have that.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
What is the world's most consumed fruit, oh, strawberries? Which
Disney Princess has a pet tiger named Rasha Jasmine.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
All right, got that.
Speaker 3 (25:33):
Don't say I don't ever look out for you.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
Let's see how you guys did with our scoreboard. Producer free,
Victoria had one jasmine and Ray had three. Wait, I do, No,
you didn't. I did. I can't remember the other one,
but I congratulations. You beat Victoria and you got Nile
Horne tickets.
Speaker 9 (25:53):
Wait, all right, let's go.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
Get over, go over the answers now with Nina.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
The largest artery in the human body is the AORDA
baby goat is called a kid. They order is part
of the heart, but oregon and the artery is or
that's a baby goat is called a kid. The country
that's both in Europe and Asia is Turkey. The world's
most consumed fruit is a banana, and the Disney princess
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that has a pet tiger named Raja is Jasmine. The
US state known as the Grand Canyon State.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
Hey, right, thank you for playing. Good job, man, have
a good day. We play you verse Victoria at the
same time every single weekday morning. Remember if you want
to play, just d m us at the Jubil Show
or go to the Jebilshow dot com and you too
could take on Victoria and dang it.
Speaker 5 (26:45):
There was only one. I only got to one one
streak now that I realize it.
Speaker 3 (26:49):
Well you got one.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
Hey, you got one though yesterday day.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
That sucks.
Speaker 3 (26:58):
Well I tried.
Speaker 5 (27:00):
It's time to catch a Cheater.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
Only on the Jubile Show, Ali is on the phone
today for to catch a Cheater and she thinks that
her husband of three years, Dylan, might be messing around.
So let's see if we can help her out. Ali. Sorry,
you're going through but what's going on? Why do you
think Dylan is cheating on you?
Speaker 10 (27:16):
Well, he basically came home from work about a week ago,
so late, like not even late, like almost freaking the
next morning, Like he came home from work at three
in the morning.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
Oh, he had.
Speaker 10 (27:27):
Told me it was a tough week and that you know,
there was a chance he might have to work late
at some point, but even that night he wasn't like
texting me like, hey, I'm working late, but he said
he worked late.
Speaker 9 (27:40):
The thing that's.
Speaker 10 (27:40):
Weird is when he came home he had different clothes
on than when he left, and like, I was like
half asleep when he came home, but also hadn't been
sleeping well, because I'm like, like, where is he? And
when I texted him, he didn't answer. But when he
did come home, I was like, why are you wearing
wet pants? And he basically told me that since it
was after hours and like most of the office had
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left that he was just like, I just want to
wear something more comfortable.
Speaker 3 (28:05):
Okay, So does he keep that at the office.
Speaker 10 (28:08):
But sometimes he does work out after work, so I
kind of didn't question like that he would have like
workout athletics type clothes because he does often keep his
running shoes or like an extra set of clothes at
the office. And Keith, he wants to go to the gym,
he has.
Speaker 9 (28:22):
Like a jib bag, you know.
Speaker 10 (28:23):
You know, It's like I kind of knew okay, he
had said he was working late, and I didn't even
really like It's like I kind of knew what time
it was. But I was also like, you're annoying.
Speaker 3 (28:32):
Almost like annoyed and worried.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
I would imagine you were worried at that time, like
you didn't he didn't respond or anything.
Speaker 10 (28:39):
Well, I'm I'm a person who takes the ambian So
I had taken an ambient before bed and like that
will knock me out. When he did wake me up,
I was like half out of it, and also like
what time is it? And then I like why are
you wearing sweatpants? And then I was like, oh, you're annoying.
Speaker 14 (28:55):
Go to bed.
Speaker 10 (28:56):
But then like the next day, like all kind of
team back, like why were you you know three eight,
like why are you coming on the trail? Like it
all like kind of you know, made sense in the morning.
But then here's where I was like, what you know?
And that was a couple of days later. I'm doing
his laundry. So this was like a few days ago,
(29:18):
I'm doing his laundry and I'm going to throw his
clothes in the washing machine in this hotel key like
falls out of his laundry. Oh yeah.
Speaker 3 (29:31):
And he.
Speaker 10 (29:33):
Never mentioned like going to any sort of hotel or
anything like that. All I know is he worked late
and he rolled in at two three in the morning
in flat pants. So I did mention.
Speaker 3 (29:45):
It, sure, okay, yeah, And I asked him about it.
Speaker 10 (29:49):
And he basically kind of started stammering and saying that
a coworker dropped it at work and then he had
just picked it up and put it in his pocket
to like give it back and then must have forgotten
what And then I feel like he kind of tried
to change the subject. You know when someone looks up,
so what is it the left or the right when
they're talking. Yeah, you can feel all the body. Yeah,
(30:12):
all the body loves it. So I was like, Okay,
this is not this is why you have it in
your pocket or in your laundry. I mean, he's a
good guy, but what if he's like playing me and
he's like when I am being crazy?
Speaker 1 (30:25):
Okay, right in the middle of to catch a cheater
if you're just joining us. Ali is on the phone
and she thinks that her husband of three years named
Dylan might be cheating. So we're about to call him
and pretend to be from the grocery store that he's
a rewards card member, and say that he's this month's
lucky winner of free flowers delivered from our floral apartment,
and we'll see if he sends those to his wife,
Ali or to somebody else, and we'll see if we
can catch him if he is cheating. But before we
(30:47):
do that, before we call him, Ali, why don't you
catch us up on your situation again?
Speaker 10 (30:51):
Well, I thought it was happily Mary, I hope I am.
I'm like beside myself. My husband basically came home from
work three o'clock in the morning, study was working late,
but showed up in sweatpants, and then I found a
freaking hotel room key when I went to do his
laundry several days later, and when I confronted him about it,
(31:16):
I just wasn't buying a story that like a coworker
dropped it and he picked it up.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
Yeah, are you ready for us to call him?
Speaker 10 (31:22):
No, I'm really not you, guys. I'm actually freaking out.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
I know. Okay, here we go. Hi, this is corrible
calling for so I was looking for our rewards card
member named Dylan. This is Dylan Dylan. Please don't hang up.
This is not a marketing phone call. I'm actually calling
with a big congratulations. You're this month's big winner, all right,
(31:46):
I win the flowers. Flowers mean oh well, every single month.
Maybe you don't know this, we choose one rewards card
member who gets free flowers delivered directly from our brand
new floral department to anybody that you want with in
the fifty United States, You've won thirty six long sin
red rose at, a box of candy or chocolates, and
a card to be delivered to anybody that you want.
Speaker 14 (32:05):
Wow, that's a nice surprise.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
So all I would need from you then would be
the first and last name of the person you want
to send them to, and then anything that you'd like
to put on a card, and then we'll get the
address and we'll be good to go.
Speaker 14 (32:16):
Okay, I'd like to send to Melanie Melanie.
Speaker 1 (32:22):
Okay, anything you want to put on a card to Melanie.
Speaker 14 (32:25):
I appreciate your covering for me.
Speaker 9 (32:27):
I owe you one.
Speaker 14 (32:30):
Now let's never speak about this again.
Speaker 1 (32:33):
Okay, great, got that down, And now I'll let you
know that your wife is on the phone and probably
ask some questions.
Speaker 9 (32:39):
Yeah, yeah, what do you.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
Mean, because this is actually a radio show. It's the
Jebel Show. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (32:46):
Hi, I'm Nina. Hi, I'm Victoria, and.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
My name's Jebel, and we do a segment call to
Catch a Cheater, where if you think somebody's messing around you,
see you, they send flowers to and your wife emailed
us and is on the phone and probably has some
questions for you.
Speaker 10 (32:58):
Okay, let me let me just say, first of all, Hi,
I'm your wife, Ali. Do you remember me? And I'm
here along with everybody else, and yes, I do have
a lot of questions, like, what's the uh?
Speaker 14 (33:13):
What's the problem?
Speaker 9 (33:14):
Love?
Speaker 10 (33:15):
Are you stupid? I just heard you sending flowers to
someone named Melanie who is at loss. So this is
even more freaking weird. Who is Melanie? And you're going
to start explaining because my next call is to a
freaking divorced lawyer. At this point, I'm like, you're me,
(33:37):
what is going on with me?
Speaker 15 (33:39):
Ali? Ali?
Speaker 9 (33:40):
I promise you I'm not cheating.
Speaker 14 (33:43):
I know this sounds cliche and then and everything or whatever,
but I promise you I'm not cheating.
Speaker 10 (33:50):
I promise I'm not cheating. But I came home from
work at three in the morning and now I'm sending
flowers to some random, random person that I've never even
heard of.
Speaker 9 (34:01):
Bookwork, because you need to listen to what happened. You
need to hear the story.
Speaker 14 (34:06):
Ali, Melanie is my my coworker's wife.
Speaker 9 (34:10):
Melanie is one of my coworker's wife.
Speaker 3 (34:12):
That doesn't make it better, and.
Speaker 10 (34:14):
Why are you sending her flowers?
Speaker 3 (34:16):
Just tell us what is going on?
Speaker 9 (34:19):
All right?
Speaker 14 (34:19):
A couple of people, and they went out for work
and knocked up early. We went to the bar and
the third food. I just wanted to go home, you know,
but but the boss was there, and so.
Speaker 9 (34:31):
I needed to go. I needed to meet with the boss.
Speaker 14 (34:32):
I needed to you know that.
Speaker 9 (34:33):
She convinced me to show up. And it's a big deal,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 10 (34:37):
Okay, okay, fine, fine, I get it. To you work late.
I get it. You decided to put in FaceTime with
your coworkers. I get it. Tell me what is going on?
Speaker 14 (34:45):
I'm alli allie, fine, look what what?
Speaker 1 (34:51):
What?
Speaker 10 (34:51):
What do you do?
Speaker 15 (34:52):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 9 (34:54):
I myself.
Speaker 3 (34:58):
When you were freaking out or like little to relief.
Speaker 14 (35:01):
I literally had some kind of food poisoning on the
way there to the bar to meet the boss and
the coworkers, and I myself why called Melanie? Who's the
Melanie had to ask for a change of clothes of
Bob because she lived next to the hotel. And I look,
(35:22):
I myself, it's embarrassing and I needed to clean up
and the you know, the bar we were going to
meet that is right there. I didn't want to drive
all the way an our home, and I wanted to
think Melanie with the flowers.
Speaker 9 (35:34):
That's it.
Speaker 4 (35:34):
There's nothing else.
Speaker 14 (35:36):
It was a show.
Speaker 10 (35:38):
Oh my god. We okay, not to put you on
the blast, but I know you have a sense of
stomach as it is.
Speaker 9 (35:46):
Why would you embarrassed?
Speaker 14 (35:49):
I was embarrassed.
Speaker 9 (35:49):
I mean I was embarrassed. I myself.
Speaker 10 (35:52):
I don't feel like, yes, I'm going to say is
I feel like, listen, let it see a lesson to you.
You are such a cushel You should went out with
your coworkers. You should have just came home yourself. I
think that was the universe telling you to like just
stop being such a people pleaser, and next time it's like,
tell me the truth.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
Yeah, I also tell your wife it's hilarious.
Speaker 10 (36:13):
Yeous, I have a husband.
Speaker 1 (36:18):
I am you believe in ali that he had an
accident and then had to clean up. But the room
to clean.
Speaker 10 (36:27):
Up, well, I did not see his normal work pants
in the laundry, so I kind of questioned, why does
he only have sweatpants? Like where are his work pants?
So many does have a sensitive stomach, so there's that.
Speaker 1 (36:39):
Well, hey, at least you know he's not cheating.
Speaker 10 (36:43):
All right, I'm going to go now because this is
so weird. Yeah on the radio, and we.
Speaker 3 (36:49):
Need to double check. Call Melanie.
Speaker 10 (36:53):
The Jewel Shows to catch a cheater?
Speaker 1 (37:03):
Is true your pell and ready in everyone, pull just
a little. The biggest gift would be from me, and
the cod attached would say thank you. Every iconic show
(37:26):
has their wacky cast of characters, and the Jewel Show
is no different. Why it's the Jewbil Show with your
drunken Nina Hi. And then there's everybody's younger sister, Victoria
Ramirez Hi. And who could forget the quirky neighbor kid
who lives next door and stops by every once in
a while to see if her new pet, Willard the
Wombat can build us a website because he's learning to code.
(37:46):
Our social media producer Gabby.
Speaker 3 (37:48):
Hello, that's so dope.
Speaker 1 (37:50):
And the news member of the show, the hip divorcee
producer Free Heye. And then of course there's me, I'm
Jebel and this is The Jewel Show and it's the
time week before we check in and see what's going
on in our lives. So, Nina, what's up with you
this week?
Speaker 12 (38:03):
Well?
Speaker 3 (38:03):
I'm not perfect. Oh and I don't talk about this
side of myself very much.
Speaker 2 (38:08):
But I do have a level of OCD and it
is costing me a lot of money. Oh so if
I can't find something, my world stops until I find it,
and if I can't buy it. If I can't find it,
I buy it again. So that's how it's costing me money.
I bring this up because yesterday I could not find
my lip gloss, and that happened right as I was
leaving the studio. I don't know if you guys noticed,
but I left pretty abruptly yesterday because I needed to
(38:30):
find my lip gloss. Life because I just told you
I have a level of OCD.
Speaker 5 (38:35):
Oh you just needed it?
Speaker 3 (38:36):
No, for not for any reason. I'm telling you. I'm
not perfect, Victoria. I have this.
Speaker 2 (38:40):
It's part of my mental issues. Okay, it's a level
of OCD, and it's just when I lose things. Okay,
So I rush home. I totally tear my whole place
apart trying to find it. I couldn't find it, So
I bought three more and I go to do my laundry.
I'm taking everything out of the washing machine, and what
did I find.
Speaker 4 (38:57):
There's a.
Speaker 3 (39:00):
Totally fine USA.
Speaker 2 (39:01):
So now I have all of the tubes of lip
glass that I could possibly need. But I think there's
got to be a trick man, Like I can't spending
money like this.
Speaker 5 (39:09):
I mean, you lost one and bought three.
Speaker 2 (39:11):
Because I wanted to make sure I would always know
where it was. That's and if not, my anxiety is
through the roof. You don't even know. You could put
it on a necklace.
Speaker 11 (39:20):
I could, Yeah, gloss, now that you have four, Nina,
you could do. You could have a purse slip looss.
You could have a carlip loss.
Speaker 1 (39:34):
We could put one in the studio in here and
like behind a glass thing where you can break it
in case of emergency.
Speaker 3 (39:39):
Ibrought pencil to.
Speaker 1 (39:44):
Thank you. Victoria. What's up with you this week?
Speaker 6 (39:47):
Well, guys, I am going on another batch of that
trip this weekend, and I'm so excited. I saw the
girls who were going with last weekend and I was
talking about how excited I am.
Speaker 5 (39:59):
It's gonna be crazy, It's me fun.
Speaker 3 (40:00):
And there after we talked, We're like we're all scared.
Speaker 5 (40:03):
I'm like scared of what. I didn't say anything bad,
And there's.
Speaker 6 (40:06):
Like Victoria, like you're getting a little like crazy, Like
what do you mean?
Speaker 5 (40:10):
Like I said, I have a great time. We're gonna
have fun.
Speaker 6 (40:13):
One of us has to get arrested, Like, come on,
you're a bachelorette party, and I did.
Speaker 5 (40:17):
Tell everyone that jubil Fresh will be bailing us out.
Speaker 1 (40:20):
So oh nice, Okay, are you ready for a phone call?
Speaker 4 (40:24):
Yeah? A slash fund for that?
Speaker 1 (40:26):
Is that what it is?
Speaker 3 (40:27):
It's called car Oka.
Speaker 2 (40:28):
Who taught you that getting arrested was a requirement for
a bachelorette party.
Speaker 3 (40:32):
That's a bad idea, bro, Really.
Speaker 6 (40:34):
I thought it was like it's just like a bachelor party,
like you go crazy.
Speaker 3 (40:38):
Yeah, but like you don't get arrested.
Speaker 1 (40:40):
I'm not like actually crazy.
Speaker 6 (40:42):
Not like I don't know, like I don't put like
outline at all, like shrieking on the street or anything,
but like.
Speaker 1 (40:45):
Not like driving a car through the front of a
bank and stealing money right right, that's party. I'm sorry.
Speaker 14 (40:56):
We do.
Speaker 3 (40:58):
A little straw.
Speaker 1 (40:59):
But oh look it's our social media producer Gabby Stoppa
by Gabby was up with you this week?
Speaker 11 (41:05):
You guys, I'm having a day, but it's a doozy.
I have a four month old at home. Have you
guys heard of the four months sleep aggression? No, okay,
it's a real homegirl. We'll start coughing and wake herself
up and then cry because she loves her up. She
also figured out how to roll, so now she'll roll
onto her tummy. By the way, she can't roll from
(41:25):
her tummy to her back, right, She'll.
Speaker 5 (41:29):
Get stuck and then.
Speaker 11 (41:32):
Like she's like, help me, mom, I.
Speaker 4 (41:36):
Was up.
Speaker 11 (41:36):
I think I slept like three and a half hours
last night. And then I get to work this morning.
By the way, I'm late because the tiny overlord needed
me this morning. And I get to work and I
don't have my pump parts because I'm breastfeeding.
Speaker 5 (41:54):
What is a girl to do?
Speaker 11 (41:57):
I hear a baby cry right now, I'm gonna be leaky.
Speaker 1 (42:01):
I had a bay drying sound effect play.
Speaker 11 (42:06):
I can't even look at pictures of my baby because
I'm scared.
Speaker 1 (42:10):
So what you do?
Speaker 9 (42:11):
Oh?
Speaker 11 (42:11):
I ordered some I got the three hour delivery Amazon freeze.
Speaker 1 (42:17):
What's up with you? This week?
Speaker 7 (42:19):
I am three days into my new vegetarian diet, and
I am so rookie at this that pretty much I'm
just eating vegetables and fruits. That's pretty much like the
plan right now, and hopefully I'll learn how to make
different things and you know, varied up.
Speaker 1 (42:35):
I haven't tried any mushrooms yet. I'm still petrified of mushrooms.
Speaker 7 (42:39):
But yeah, So if anybody out there listening has any
recipes or has for vegetarian.
Speaker 4 (42:44):
Diets, you can hit me up on my social media.
Speaker 7 (42:46):
I follow Freeze and let me know you need a
helpful food prep service that.
Speaker 4 (42:51):
I thought about that too.
Speaker 7 (42:52):
It would be very very convenient for me to just
be able to pay a monthly fee and have things delivered.
Speaker 5 (42:58):
Focus on beans, ms, chickpeas.
Speaker 4 (43:01):
I've never even heard of a lagoom. What is that?
Speaker 1 (43:05):
Yeah, I don't really know exactly how to explain the lagoom.
I know what they are, but I don't really know
how to kind of like a beam but not And
it's fun to say, yeah.
Speaker 4 (43:13):
I've never heard that word in my life.
Speaker 2 (43:14):
It can make you really gassy, though, so you know,
I'm just careful. In the morning, I think directly next
to producer free what's going on with you?
Speaker 1 (43:24):
Not much, I'm just excited because I learned about something
new this morning. There's an antelope. There's four breeds of
this tiny little antelope, and the name of it I love.
They're really cute too. They're like antelope that are like,
I don't know, they're may be like maybe two three
feet tall. They're not huge antelope. Yeah, and they're called
dictys just so you know, the female is usually larger
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than the male diictic. So I've just been sitting here
on my computer looking attictic pictures all day, all morning,
and it's great.
Speaker 5 (43:53):
Our boss is going to see your search history and
be like, it's.
Speaker 1 (43:56):
Gonna be like, that's so cute. Look at all those
little dictics because they're adorable little animals. If you want
to smile, Google dictys the I K dash d i K.
They're cute little antelope. Do yourself a favor, Yeah, jeg
it out.
Speaker 5 (44:11):
And you can do your working here because it's actually.
Speaker 1 (44:13):
Exactly because it's a little animal.
Speaker 4 (44:16):
Work friendly.
Speaker 14 (44:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (44:17):
Wow, oh my gosh, I think cute.
Speaker 3 (44:22):
Look at those eyes.
Speaker 4 (44:23):
Ye do you want to have that reaction?
Speaker 1 (44:26):
Look at them?
Speaker 3 (44:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (44:29):
It's like kind of fat in one spot and it's
got a tiny little head.
Speaker 4 (44:32):
Sounds like me.
Speaker 3 (44:36):
Look at those ears. Where do we find those?
Speaker 1 (44:40):
They're in Africa? Okay, that's where you find those little
Do yourself a favor favorite and Google dicts seriously, you
have to. You have to because they're super spell it correctly, Yes,
make sure you spell it correctly. It's time for as
what's trending?
Speaker 2 (44:57):
Would you stay at a hotel designed make you feel
like you're back in college?
Speaker 1 (45:02):
Like?
Speaker 3 (45:02):
Would that be something you're into?
Speaker 1 (45:03):
I went to college, so I don't know what that
would feel like.
Speaker 3 (45:08):
Make you feel like the very first time.
Speaker 4 (45:12):
There was a lot of fun stuff happening in that college.
Speaker 2 (45:14):
Wow, there's a major company betting that you're gonna say
yes and want to do this, and that could be
your reality very soon. And I'll explain how in just
a second. But first, Listine is now offering a range
of spice levels, including extra mild. If when you go
to freshen your breath it's just a little too hot.
Speaker 6 (45:32):
I'm sorry, Wait, Listerine isn't spicy, it's just it's the mint.
Speaker 2 (45:36):
We've all been accustomed to just believing that it's the mint.
But apparently now that they can adjust the levels, we
now know that they call it spice. So you can
have extra mild, which is the new and ultra gentle
softer wash. You can have mild, which is smooth and
balanced for an easy everyday clean, or you can just
stay at the intense level, which is bold and powerful
for that classic Listerine sensorial experience.
Speaker 7 (45:59):
And people who need the breath mint the most are
gonna be the ones that take the lowest level.
Speaker 6 (46:04):
That's just gonna be water like why with a little
bit of blue food coat, Like, it's not gonna do anything,
dear teeth, Like that's why.
Speaker 2 (46:10):
Like they say it does, though, it's just that the
flavor is different. I just think it's funny because it
gives us another way to like judge people.
Speaker 3 (46:16):
Though you know what I'm saying, it's like easy.
Speaker 2 (46:18):
You see that listenerine strips hanging out of their pocket
and says mild, and you're like, oh, bro, you like
it mile Okay, But it's an often if it's been
too hard for you.
Speaker 7 (46:30):
Tony, I really love you, but I think you should
have up your dosage of from mild to you know, elevated.
Speaker 2 (46:38):
It's mild extra or it's extra mild, mild and entire.
There you go, There you go. There's a Seattle man
who's going viral today because he was seen outside of
Mark Zuckerberg's yacht painting it on fire.
Speaker 3 (46:51):
Okay, so hold on.
Speaker 2 (46:52):
I screenshoted the photo so I could pass it around
to a class to see. But he's if you see him,
he's right outside the yacht that's worth hundred million dollars.
Speaker 1 (47:01):
By there, he's making a painting of the yacht is
on fire. I thought he was painting like fire on
the side of it. That's cool. He's just making his
yacht look fast. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (47:13):
No, no, like he's like a painter.
Speaker 2 (47:15):
He's got his easel set up, he's got all of
his water colors, and then you look at it and
it's like he's he's doing a great job.
Speaker 3 (47:21):
It looks like the yacht it just happens to be
on fire.
Speaker 2 (47:24):
And so somebody took a photograph of that, and ever
since then it's been going viral all through the city
because people think he's like a hero for for.
Speaker 3 (47:31):
Making a statement.
Speaker 4 (47:31):
Is it still out there?
Speaker 2 (47:33):
This was posted less than less than a day ago,
So this is posted yesterday afternoon, So I'm going to
assume yes. But apparently there's two different boats that belong
to Mark Zuckerberg that's here. One is the yacht itself
and the other one is the boat that cleans the
yacht of course, that's.
Speaker 1 (47:47):
When you know you're bonde and you have another yacht
for the cleaner.
Speaker 3 (47:52):
Yeah, it doesn't sound like a bad gig.
Speaker 1 (47:56):
You and I have another yacht that's a dingy that
brings them back and forth.
Speaker 5 (48:03):
Oh my god, you know that's true though.
Speaker 9 (48:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (48:05):
Wait side note, this isn't trending.
Speaker 2 (48:07):
But did you guys see there was a rumor that
was going around that they were starting to make meta subscriptions.
Speaker 3 (48:12):
I meant to fact check that. Did you guys see
it and have heard anything about it? I'm sorry?
Speaker 6 (48:16):
In this economy, are you kidding me? That's the fastest
way to lose fall.
Speaker 2 (48:19):
It could be fake news. That's why I just this
made me think of it. I was just curious. Okay,
well I'll dig deeper then. And lastly, if you want
to feel like you're in college for the first time
or go back to college, Hilton is launching a new
brand of hotels that's focused on college town travelers and
it's called the Undergraduate by Hilton. But the whole idea
is that you get to go to these campus theme
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designed hotels with library style lounges, flexible guess rooms. They've
got elevated dive bars like and the price is good,
so it's like between It's basically like between a botiki hotel.
Speaker 3 (48:53):
And like a you know, one that you find on
the side of the road.
Speaker 4 (48:56):
So college students want to go on vacation to college.
Speaker 6 (49:00):
I would think we mostly want to our friends.
Speaker 7 (49:05):
Why would you want to go to something that reminds
you of what you're getting away from.
Speaker 9 (49:08):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (49:09):
I kind of wouldn't mind.
Speaker 4 (49:10):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (49:11):
I worked all through college, like I had three jobs.
I did it, I graduated, yay. But now I'm like, oh,
it's such a blur. I was on a sorority and everything,
and I don't even really like I.
Speaker 3 (49:22):
Want to go back and like I do it.
Speaker 6 (49:24):
You would hate it because it's not going to be
as clean or nice as do you want.
Speaker 5 (49:27):
I feel like you want clean.
Speaker 3 (49:29):
When I was there, I went to party.
Speaker 6 (49:32):
But now I feel like you like you would want
somewhere clean, somewhere nice, somewhere like I don't think you
say that, but I don't think you want that dorm room.
Speaker 2 (49:42):
Yeah nice bed know that's what Hilton's banking on. Like
I want to go play like I'm in college, Like
I believe it. You know, so, okay, who wants to
go That's what's trending.
Speaker 1 (49:56):
Doubles dirty little Secret? Hello, huh, how you have a
dirty little secret?
Speaker 10 (50:02):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (50:03):
Yeah I do. Okay, what is it?
Speaker 15 (50:06):
Oh? Well, like I definitely never ever will tell my
partner this, and it's going to go to the grave.
But I wanted to like test his loyalty and I
kind of do like a catch the cheater thing, but
I didn't want to involve anybody else, So I got
on one of my coworkers' Instagram accounts and messaged him
(50:27):
on damned like I don't know, like five or six
times to see if he would like respond and say
anything back, and like eventually he did, and he said,
you know, like I have a girlfriend, but like black,
I know, well, I mean, but now I know.
Speaker 1 (50:51):
Well, thank you secret? Ye bye? What's your dirty little secret?
I tell my boyfriend that it's my time of the
month when I'm not so I can just get more
naps in since you will. It's a text message we
just got in I have four to one oh six
one because we asked a question what is a little
white lie that you tell your significant other? Because there's
a trend online right now of people sharing the white
lies that they tell their special someone.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
I've never lied to anybody, Nina, Seriously, I believe that.
I have no believe it. I have never lied to
my partner ever, not.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Even a small like no. Really never felt the need to.
If I didn't want it, I just said, no, what'd
you do at work today?
Speaker 4 (00:34):
Nothing? That's the lie I tell the most.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Text in four one o six one what is a
little white lie that you tell your significant other? And
we'll go over some of the responses from people sharing
online what the white lies they tell their significant other are?
But uh, here's one. I get out of work at
a certain time. I told my wife that I get
off of work at six every day. I don't. I
get off at five and I have one beer all
by myself in peace before I go home to her
and the kids. On Friday, I have too. It's saved
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my sanity and probably our marriage ship.
Speaker 5 (01:01):
Wow, probably does really save a lot of marriages.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Until they find out that's what you're doing.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
But if it's a.
Speaker 6 (01:09):
White lie, like, does it really I've always thought about
this because I've never been in a relationship, But does
it really matter? Like if it helps the sanity of you,
which helps the in sanity of both of us.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
You sound like a man, Victoria. You do sound sound
like a dude right there.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
That's my logic. Absolutely, is it worth the.
Speaker 7 (01:26):
Whole explanation, the whole story, impossible argument, And that's so I'm.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Just gonna if it doesn't matter, then it doesn't matter
if they know either.
Speaker 6 (01:34):
But if they're gonna get mad about something so minute
and little, I'm like, this is helping our relationship, Okay,
So do you want me to help us or do you.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Just want to help myself?
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Talking about what white lies? Do you tell your significant other?
Somebody texted in at four one o six one and said,
my girl likes to have me on the phone while
she's doing everything else but talk to me. I hate
that and when people do that, it's so annoying to
way she gets mad when I don't have a reason
to get off the phone, so I tell her I
have to poop off the phone without question. She must
(02:06):
be like, man, he really must have ibs, or like
he's going all the time.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
You should see the doctor.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
But isn't it.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
Cute that your girl like wants you around that much?
I don't.
Speaker 6 (02:16):
But does she actually want ham around or does she
just want someone and he that's a question for therapist.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (02:23):
I think relationships also the time of heart is important.
Having separate lives is important. So not always being up
in each other's business and knowing everything and being right
next to you.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Is the best or healthiest way to have a relationship.
Somebody else texted in at foremuat six one and said,
I tell my wife that the lawnmower has been broken
for ten years now. Brilliant, But.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
We'll call somebody about it. Why haven't you.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Got your Amazon watch?
Speaker 4 (02:58):
Exactly?
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Get here today?
Speaker 4 (03:00):
Fix?
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Who are going over? A little white? Lies that you
tell your significant other Because there's a trend online right
now if people sharing that I'm a fan of for cooking,
somebody tells their girlfriend or wife.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Okay, fine, that is one lie you.
Speaker 7 (03:16):
Should always you can't see it on my face when
I'm frowning while I'm eating, or the fact I'm just
pushing the food around my plate and I'm not actually
eating it.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Ohthough, I would hate that.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
That's like if I actually made you something that you
don't like, I'd want to not so I never made
it again.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
But I can cook, so I don't have that.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
But you also argue with that, So we tell you that, right, Wait, Doble,
before you continue on this list, you have to tell
what do you lie about?
Speaker 3 (03:41):
I meet your relationship?
Speaker 4 (03:42):
Guy?
Speaker 2 (03:42):
You're always in a relationship, so there's got to be
something relationship guys.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Guy, I don't really lie about I don't really tell
little white lies, like if I don't like a food item,
I'll be like like it? Or can that could be
better this way? Maybe? I don't know. Yeah, I don't really.
I don't really do that.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
What about shows?
Speaker 1 (04:04):
I mean in the past, I have I have like
lied to be out of the house and things like
that because of horrible situations I was in. So I'd
be like, yeah, I'm going to home depot, and I
would go to home depot, but I wouldn't go into
home depot, I would just sit in the.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
Car for hours.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Yeah, pretty much exactly, Like, No, that's not a go
bag by the door. It's not a go bag that
I've packed to get out of this abusive relationship that
one day hopefully I'll grab it and actually leave. No,
it's not every day. It's been my life so but no,
(04:39):
I don't really tell like little lies. I just feel
like it's better to be truthful, right, like if something
I don't even if I can't. I can't even think
of a time where like somebody is wearing something that
doesn't look good on them, because I feel like most
of the things look good on the people. So but
if I didn't think something looked good, I'd be like, yeah, no,
probably not like I mean, I have been honest. I
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guess they go, will you like my shoes with this?
And I'll be like no, I feel like there's a
better pair you could grab, or something that.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Doesn't start an argument. Most people would say thank you.
Speaker 6 (05:08):
What if it's like what if it's like a trap though,
like if they ask you like, oh, like it's experience.
How do I look in this outfit? Am I looking
like a little chubby? Or do I look amazing. Like,
what do you say?
Speaker 5 (05:18):
Do you just like?
Speaker 4 (05:19):
No, you look great, honey.
Speaker 5 (05:21):
Why that's a great answer though, to let your girl.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Go out of the house looking messed up. Producer Freeze.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
I don't date women who don't look good.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
There you go. I guess that's what you gotta do too.
It's another Jebile phone frame on the twenties. Hello, I
can't wait to audit you. I'm sorry, it's finally time.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
I'm I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Who's this? Oh? I'm sorry I forgot to introduce myself.
Sometimes I get so excited that I skip over the
important details. It's just that I've been waiting to talk
to you, and I always get so excited for this part.
Speaker 8 (06:06):
Okay, I appreciate that you're excited.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Who is this? Oh? I still haven't introduced myself. Hi,
as sure. My name is Juniper, and I'm in the
corporate compliance department here at the company where you just started. Juniper. Yes,
in corporate compliance, Oh, say, we make sure the corporation
(06:32):
is doing everything and complying with what we need. I
think compliance. I think compliance is a very important part
of all relationships, don't you.
Speaker 8 (06:45):
Yeah, I guess compliance is good.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Compliance is nice. It's good when people comply with what
they're told. Anyway, I can tell you're sitting down right now,
and you have excellent posture, and I want to commend
you on that.
Speaker 8 (07:03):
I'm sorry, did you say that I have excellent posture?
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Yes, you sit up straight like a good boy.
Speaker 8 (07:10):
And you can hear that in my voice.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
You're sitting nicely, and I know it. Some people don't
sit nicely, and I think postures.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
I'm sorry. Yes, are you?
Speaker 9 (07:21):
Are you looking at me right now?
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Directly at you? Know? I'm not looking directly at you know,
I don't know. I'm not in the room. I'm on
the phone with you. I'm not I'm not looking at you.
Speaker 8 (07:33):
You're not looking directly at me, looking.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
At these Yes, there are cameras, and so.
Speaker 8 (07:39):
You're looking at me through a camera right now.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Yes, think if it's sort of like a zoom meeting,
except I'm just looking through the security footage.
Speaker 8 (07:50):
I am working from home, sir. I am uncomfortable with this.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
That is a good point. I should have told you that. Yes,
because you're working from home, I had to install a
way to be able to make sure that you were
working and your posture was correct. And who who are you?
Speaker 4 (08:13):
What is your ID number?
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Oh boy, yeah, I don't want to talk about ID numbers.
I have some trauma associated with that with the last
time I was given a number and I had to
go away for a while and they gave me a number.
But anyway, this is extremely unsettling.
Speaker 8 (08:31):
I need to know who you are and what department
you work for, and I need to know where these
cameras are in my home.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
This is I think this is How about I just
come up?
Speaker 9 (08:42):
Come up?
Speaker 4 (08:42):
No, absolutely not, I'm gonna I'm going to.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Call hey, Asher as sure. This is actually Jubil from
the Jubil Show doing a phone brank on you and
your brother set you up.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
Wait what it's a joke.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
He said you just started at a new job and
he wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 8 (09:01):
This is my brother's doing.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
Yes that mother, oh that son of a.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Well, enjoy the rest of the workday. I don't think
there's a camera in your house. Well, I don't know
for sure, though.
Speaker 4 (09:16):
I'm going to get him. You might hear from me.
Speaker 8 (09:18):
We're gonna get him back.
Speaker 10 (09:21):
Wake up every morning with Jubile phone Franks, we say
mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
It's time for Nina's what's trending.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
If you were curious what most most Americans waste their
money on, we now know the answer thanks to.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
Science, and it's not what you think it is.
Speaker 11 (09:35):
I don't think you want to know.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
You definitely want to know, Victoria, you fall in this
category one thousand percent. Yeah, I'll tell you what it
is coming up in a second, but first you must
call him Sir Idris Elba. Now, I don't know if
you've heard about this, but he just got knighted. Yeah,
so King Charles knighted a bunch of British people that
do great things for the community. So Idris Elba got
(10:00):
because he is amazing and does great things with kids,
and now he gets to be suh.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
You just hope?
Speaker 5 (10:05):
Wait can you just get knighted like that?
Speaker 6 (10:07):
Like? Why don't Like there's a lot of things I
feel like we take from other countries and then make them.
I don't want to say our own, we just take them.
But that's one thing we should bring over here is
getting night Yeah, because how cool would be if you
were like a knight jewel?
Speaker 3 (10:18):
But who would have the power to do the nighting?
Speaker 5 (10:21):
Well that's the maybe we had to all come together
and decide.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Because whoever we elect as king. I know this country
says no kings, but if you think about it, we
all wanted just our king, right, So, no matter what
side you're on, you're electing a king of you. Yeah. Yeah,
So whoever we decide is our king, because that's really
how our government runs, whether we want to admit it
or not. It's not how it's supposed to run, but
that's how it runs, you know. And you're on the
democratic side and you hate the king in charge right now,
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you are also owned by a king because you want
your king in charge. So when you stand up there
with your stupid signs to say no kings since seventeen
seventy six, we've only had kings in this country since
seventeen seventy six because very little has changed from what
it actually was when it came over from your and
what it is our government is corrupt and dumb, and
so are the people that believe in it.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
And that's how we're gonna stay are there.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
Yeah, And so if he's standing up there with your
dumb sign, you're just mad because it's not your king,
because it would be the other way around. If you
had a democratic king in office, then there would be
the people that want a Republican king in office saying, no, kings,
they're all idiots and they're all corrupt. But though they
take time, and I would love to be a night
by either of any of those idiots.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
I'm not saying, okay, but a monarchy's supposed to be
given to you by like the power of the above, not
even the people so different.
Speaker 3 (11:37):
But anyway, but digest it how you will.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Speaking of royalty, Hey do you see Kendall Jenner and
Jacob ELORDI you've just been traveling all over the world.
Speaker 5 (11:49):
Now they are royalty.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Okay, No, I know this story is kind of dumb,
and most people don't care about who Kenda Jenner is dating,
even though he's super hot and his name is Jacob
Elardi and he's an actor and if you didn't know,
but but but I brought this up because this is
my question. People are assuming that their relationship is super
serious now because they're traveling all over the place. But
once you start traveling with somebody that you're seeing, is
it now becoming serious and she travels you don't like who?
(12:13):
You done that a lot actually, but did you like him?
Speaker 1 (12:17):
But I didn't like and they didn't like me. No, no,
most of the time. No, most of the time we
knew we didn't like each other. They're still going somewhere.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
Why did you do it?
Speaker 1 (12:26):
Because that's where I was at?
Speaker 9 (12:28):
That's what.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Yeah, exactly, the plans had been made.
Speaker 4 (12:37):
One thing does is he follows through on his plants?
Speaker 3 (12:40):
Yeah, okay, okay. Lastly, do you follow in this category?
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Are you somebody who blows most of your money on
shoes and not just any shoes?
Speaker 3 (12:52):
But no, you missed my teas.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
My teas was basically thanks to science, we now know
what most Americans are wasting their money. And the shoes
themselves aren't the waist. It's the fact that they're shoes
that you wear once and then you never wear them again.
Speaker 5 (13:05):
Okay, it's not a waste.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
It's not amazing because if you do that, like you
should feel so seen right now, you are not alone.
Speaker 6 (13:11):
You're also like preserving their condition until the perfect next
time to wear them.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
So I don't like that.
Speaker 5 (13:15):
It's a wasst. You're not wasting, you're preserving and investing.
Speaker 7 (13:19):
I have several pairs of sneakers that I've worn once
or twice. Why because they're expensive and fancy, and.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
You collect sneakers a little bit.
Speaker 7 (13:29):
I'm not like as crazy as some of the people
out there, but I have some expensive sneakers that I
got on raffles or whatever. So I got them cheap,
relatively cheap, and I like them. But I'll wear those
for like it's almost like wearing dress shoes. Yeah, you know,
like a big event or something.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Right, But so the first time you wear them and
your feet hurt, you're like, well, I'll let them stretch
themselves out sitting up here on this shelf, and maybe
I'll wear them again, because that's always what happens. You
wear them once your feet hurt, you think you're gonna
wear them again, and then your feet hurt when you
put them back on, and then you.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
Just never do it.
Speaker 5 (13:57):
Pain is beauty.
Speaker 6 (13:58):
That's what I always got to be children was I
hate the sentence and how I say it a lot.
Speaker 5 (14:03):
So you know what beauty put those babies on?
Speaker 3 (14:07):
Pain?
Speaker 9 (14:08):
Wait?
Speaker 3 (14:09):
What beauty is pain?
Speaker 5 (14:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (14:12):
I see it.
Speaker 5 (14:13):
I was saying it backwards.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
Its mean the same thing doesn't pay would mean the
same thing.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
Beauty is pain.
Speaker 5 (14:20):
Pain is beauty.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
The pain is beautiful when you r and BT is painful.
Speaker 5 (14:24):
You're gorgeous, gorgeous, gorgeous, girls.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
This is really gorgeous, gorgeous.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
This is really fun. That's what's trending.
Speaker 4 (14:33):
What's going on?
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Girl? Excuse me, shy, you know what I can find?
Young booty, you bols.
Speaker 4 (14:43):
Call of Booty.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
It's time for another Call of Booty. The segment where
one of our listeners is going to call their significant
other to see if they will leave work and meet
them for a Call of Booty. But remember it's completely
family friendly. Can't be dirty or say anything. Wait, and
we give them a theme to use to see if
their partner can first figure out what in the world
they're talking about and then see if it's actually sexy
(15:09):
enough to get him to leave their job. And Amanda
is on the phone today and Amanda wants to call
her husband, Brad. Amanda, do you think that, hi, Brad
is gonna be responsive to you wanting to leave work?
Speaker 12 (15:24):
I mean, I think he'll be into it, but I
don't think he'll actually leave, Like I don't know, maybe
like a twenty five percent will actually stamp on the offer.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
Okay, is he used to you trying you know.
Speaker 13 (15:38):
Oh, I mean not when he's at work like he
is used, you know, I mean we have a we
have a healthy life, you know. But he's a pharmacist,
you know, when he takes his work really seriously and
it's like customer facing. I usually you know, I usually
don't bother him at work.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Yeah, I was gonna ask for kind of working at
a pharmacist, that would be a tough person to get
to leave the job. Mm hmm.
Speaker 6 (16:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
Yeah, you leave a lot of angry people behind. Where's
my prozac?
Speaker 14 (16:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (16:09):
And his pharmacist, you know, it's like a pretty name
brand one, so he gets all their regulars and like
a lot of older clientele as well.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
So he like he knows then by name, they know
him by name.
Speaker 12 (16:21):
So when he's so when he's at work, like he
really enjoys being there and helping out his people.
Speaker 1 (16:27):
Okay, so he's pretty professional, likes his job as a pharmacist.
And you're about to call him to see if he'll
leave to meet you for a booty call. And remember
you can't say anything dirty, and you can't just be
blatant about what you want to do. We give you
a theme to use. And today's theme for Call of
Booty is you have to call him and try to
convince him to leave his job right now and meet you.
(16:48):
As a nature documentary narrator, it's a good thing night.
Speaker 13 (17:02):
Yeah, oh, well, it's crazy.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
We'll give you a few minutes here to try to
figure out some lines.
Speaker 13 (17:08):
You got that, Yeah, thank you. Let me get in
the mindset, all right.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
Well, right in the middle of a brand new Call
of Booty, and if you just joined us, Amanda is
on the phone and she's about to call her husband
of four years. His name is Brad, and he's a pharmacist,
and she's going to ask him to leave his job
right now to meet her for a Call of booty.
But she has to do it while sounding like a
nature documentary narrator the whole time. He's not even gonna
(17:37):
know what ada you said. There's about a twenty five
percent chance you'll think I'll actually come home. Yeah, I'm
thinking around there, all right, but as a nature documentary narrator,
maybe like a two percent. You never know, though you
might be into it, I'm not sure. All right, here
we go.
Speaker 10 (17:54):
I've never tried it.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
Well, good luck, I hope you've had some time to
think about some lines to use. Here we go. I'm
gonna Dallas number right now.
Speaker 9 (18:06):
Thank you for going pharmacy. This is brad.
Speaker 6 (18:11):
Uh uh.
Speaker 12 (18:13):
Yes, Here we find the North American husband.
Speaker 3 (18:18):
And his natural habitat.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
Hello.
Speaker 12 (18:27):
Notice how he spends most of the day counting pills
and avo excitement, babe. The male has recognized the call
of his mate.
Speaker 9 (18:41):
Baby, what are you doing?
Speaker 12 (18:44):
The The female at him a daring maneuver. She wishes
to wore the mail from his workplace back to the
nesting grounds. Okay, sure, as the husband becomes confused.
Speaker 9 (19:04):
I am confused.
Speaker 12 (19:06):
Yea, the husband is often confused.
Speaker 9 (19:11):
That's not true.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
Experts disagree.
Speaker 9 (19:17):
Uh, you're being kind of weird. What's what the what
are you? Why are you talking like that?
Speaker 12 (19:24):
Well, well, scientists have documented a rare phenomenon.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
The female has become extremely interested.
Speaker 9 (19:30):
In the male.
Speaker 12 (19:34):
Okay, you know if a male leads work immediately, lading
rituals may commence.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
Oh my god, honey.
Speaker 9 (19:45):
Yeah, sorry, no, I'm just helping a customer with their prescription.
I'll be right with you in a second. Yeah. The
male thinks females what the female is talking about? But
he's he's still not sure what he's she's starting on
like like an animal Planet documentary, but the male is
very interested in what she has to say.
Speaker 15 (20:08):
Really, then is it?
Speaker 6 (20:11):
Then?
Speaker 12 (20:11):
Is it a yes? The male will come home to
the NaSTA time to list the females mating dance and
they can help move their species forward by being fruitful
and multi time.
Speaker 16 (20:24):
A baby, Sorry one second? Super busy today, girl. Yeah,
don'll grab your rex. And it says, I'm off the phone. What,
Oh my god, prescription prescription, I'll description.
Speaker 9 (20:47):
Oh my god, baby, I have got to go. I
am so sorry. I cannot believe I said that. I'll
talk to you.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
Hello, brad Hi. This is the Jewel Show. It's a
radio show.
Speaker 5 (20:58):
I'm Vitoria.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
My name is you bul.
Speaker 15 (21:03):
Hey, babe, you know me.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
We do a segment on the show called Call of Booty.
It's where maybe if you want to try to get
your significant other to leave their job to meet you
for a booty call, but we give you a theme
to use to do it, so it's not really blatant
and your wife had to call you to see if
you would leave work, but do it in like a
nature documentary. Narrator sort of style. It seems like she
(21:27):
nailed it. Also seems like you had a pretty bad
Freudian stuff with your customer.
Speaker 9 (21:31):
Oh yeah, Carl, he's he's very hard hearing. I don't
think he heard what I said.
Speaker 1 (21:38):
Obviously you were thinking about something though.
Speaker 16 (21:40):
Yeah, yeah, thanks for that, babe.
Speaker 15 (21:46):
I love you.
Speaker 9 (21:49):
I love you too. I really got to go. I'll
talk to you all right.
Speaker 13 (21:53):
I'll see you later when you get home.
Speaker 9 (21:54):
I hope, Carl.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
The erection is easy to handle, very funny.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
You will call it booty. Look up idiots in the dictionary.
You know what you'll find. Picture me, No, the definition
of the word idiot, which you are. It's time for
America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria. Your chance to
take on Victoria Rivers in a game of trivia for
now Horn tickets and I forgot to I forgot to
screen the phone calls, so we don't have anybody on
(22:23):
the line right now to play right now. At eighty
eight three four three eight and eight three four three
one six one, you'll get to play Victoria. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (22:31):
I did forget about that too.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
Yeah, I started talking about something else. I got distracted.
I'm very distracted, not answer the phone.
Speaker 5 (22:37):
I'm being honest. I did forget the past few days.
Speaker 6 (22:40):
I've been taking like my med ady D medication before
we played the game.
Speaker 3 (22:44):
It caause help me a little bit, did it?
Speaker 1 (22:46):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (22:46):
Well I won yesterday?
Speaker 3 (22:47):
That's well, that's right, you did, but I forgot.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
Who's this today? Ray? Ray? You want to play? Victoria?
Speaker 9 (22:56):
Sure?
Speaker 1 (22:56):
All rightainations, right, let's meet our contestant. Ray. All right,
we're gonna send Victoria out of the studio, and while
she's leaving, Ray, the game is played like this. You
have thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know when, just say pass, and Victoria
has to be you outright to win? Okay, all right,
here we go, Ray, Your time starts now.
Speaker 3 (23:19):
What is the largest artery in the human body?
Speaker 4 (23:23):
Hark?
Speaker 3 (23:24):
What is a baby goat called?
Speaker 2 (23:27):
Which country is both in Europe and Asia? What is
the world's most consumed fruit. Which Disney princess has a
pet tiger named Raja? What US state is known as
the Grand Canyon State?
Speaker 8 (23:48):
There's a dang ye in theme?
Speaker 3 (23:52):
Were these easy? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Good job, Ray. We'll bring Victoria back into the studio.
And while Victoria is getting settled and putting on our
headphones and stuff. Ray, what do you do for a
living contractor contractor?
Speaker 2 (24:07):
He's answering the question, I know you're on it. What
kind of contractor.
Speaker 12 (24:13):
Window?
Speaker 9 (24:13):
One door?
Speaker 1 (24:14):
Oh cool? Oh sweet? I need these new screen door
put on my door outside? Can you do that for me? Honestly?
Speaker 3 (24:19):
I do too?
Speaker 9 (24:19):
Yeah, call someone else?
Speaker 1 (24:24):
Really? Need you know how to call the shots? Wo
very decisive, Welcome to the show.
Speaker 5 (24:33):
I was about to also ask, like, how do I
put back my screen the window?
Speaker 4 (24:37):
Don't with us?
Speaker 1 (24:40):
That is below?
Speaker 4 (24:40):
Raise?
Speaker 1 (24:43):
All right, here we go thirty seconds. Answer as many
questions as possible. If you don't know one, just say
passed in Victoria, you have to beat Ray outright to win,
and Ray you can tell Victoria when to go.
Speaker 9 (24:54):
Ahead?
Speaker 5 (24:54):
Oh wow?
Speaker 2 (24:55):
What is What is the largest artery in the human body?
Speaker 4 (25:01):
Your heart?
Speaker 5 (25:01):
Like your heart? Your art like the art in.
Speaker 3 (25:05):
What is a baby goat called?
Speaker 14 (25:06):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (25:09):
Uh oh? In my mind?
Speaker 3 (25:16):
Which country is both in Europe and Asia? I don't know.
Speaker 5 (25:21):
I'm trying to think my cook net passett.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
I didn't have that.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
What is the world's most consumed fruit, oh, strawberries? Which
Disney Princess has a pet tiger named Rasha Jasmine.
Speaker 1 (25:32):
All right, got that.
Speaker 3 (25:33):
Don't say I don't ever look out for you.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
Let's see how you guys did with our scoreboard. Producer free,
Victoria had one jasmine and Ray had three. Wait, I do, No,
you didn't. I did. I can't remember the other one,
but I congratulations. You beat Victoria and you got Nile
Horne tickets.
Speaker 9 (25:53):
Wait, all right, let's go.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
Get over, go over the answers now with Nina.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
The largest artery in the human body is the AORDA
baby goat is called a kid. They order is part
of the heart, but oregon and the artery is or
that's a baby goat is called a kid. The country
that's both in Europe and Asia is Turkey. The world's
most consumed fruit is a banana, and the Disney princess
(26:18):
that has a pet tiger named Raja is Jasmine. The
US state known as the Grand Canyon State.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
Hey, right, thank you for playing. Good job, man, have
a good day. We play you verse Victoria at the
same time every single weekday morning. Remember if you want
to play, just d m us at the Jubil Show
or go to the Jebilshow dot com and you too
could take on Victoria and dang it.
Speaker 5 (26:45):
There was only one. I only got to one one
streak now that I realize it.
Speaker 3 (26:49):
Well you got one.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
Hey, you got one though yesterday day.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
That sucks.
Speaker 3 (26:58):
Well I tried.
Speaker 5 (27:00):
It's time to catch a Cheater.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
Only on the Jubile Show, Ali is on the phone
today for to catch a Cheater and she thinks that
her husband of three years, Dylan, might be messing around.
So let's see if we can help her out. Ali. Sorry,
you're going through but what's going on? Why do you
think Dylan is cheating on you?
Speaker 10 (27:16):
Well, he basically came home from work about a week ago,
so late, like not even late, like almost freaking the
next morning, Like he came home from work at three
in the morning.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
Oh, he had.
Speaker 10 (27:27):
Told me it was a tough week and that you know,
there was a chance he might have to work late
at some point, but even that night he wasn't like
texting me like, hey, I'm working late, but he said
he worked late.
Speaker 9 (27:40):
The thing that's.
Speaker 10 (27:40):
Weird is when he came home he had different clothes
on than when he left, and like, I was like
half asleep when he came home, but also hadn't been
sleeping well, because I'm like, like, where is he? And
when I texted him, he didn't answer. But when he
did come home, I was like, why are you wearing
wet pants? And he basically told me that since it
was after hours and like most of the office had
(28:01):
left that he was just like, I just want to
wear something more comfortable.
Speaker 3 (28:05):
Okay, So does he keep that at the office.
Speaker 10 (28:08):
But sometimes he does work out after work, so I
kind of didn't question like that he would have like
workout athletics type clothes because he does often keep his
running shoes or like an extra set of clothes at
the office. And Keith, he wants to go to the gym,
he has.
Speaker 9 (28:22):
Like a jib bag, you know.
Speaker 10 (28:23):
You know, It's like I kind of knew okay, he
had said he was working late, and I didn't even
really like It's like I kind of knew what time
it was. But I was also like, you're annoying.
Speaker 3 (28:32):
Almost like annoyed and worried.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
I would imagine you were worried at that time, like
you didn't he didn't respond or anything.
Speaker 10 (28:39):
Well, I'm I'm a person who takes the ambian So
I had taken an ambient before bed and like that
will knock me out. When he did wake me up,
I was like half out of it, and also like
what time is it? And then I like why are
you wearing sweatpants? And then I was like, oh, you're annoying.
Speaker 14 (28:55):
Go to bed.
Speaker 10 (28:56):
But then like the next day, like all kind of
team back, like why were you you know three eight,
like why are you coming on the trail? Like it
all like kind of you know, made sense in the morning.
But then here's where I was like, what you know?
And that was a couple of days later. I'm doing
his laundry. So this was like a few days ago,
(29:18):
I'm doing his laundry and I'm going to throw his
clothes in the washing machine in this hotel key like
falls out of his laundry. Oh yeah.
Speaker 3 (29:31):
And he.
Speaker 10 (29:33):
Never mentioned like going to any sort of hotel or
anything like that. All I know is he worked late
and he rolled in at two three in the morning
in flat pants. So I did mention.
Speaker 3 (29:45):
It, sure, okay, yeah, And I asked him about it.
Speaker 10 (29:49):
And he basically kind of started stammering and saying that
a coworker dropped it at work and then he had
just picked it up and put it in his pocket
to like give it back and then must have forgotten
what And then I feel like he kind of tried
to change the subject. You know when someone looks up,
so what is it the left or the right when
they're talking. Yeah, you can feel all the body. Yeah,
(30:12):
all the body loves it. So I was like, Okay,
this is not this is why you have it in
your pocket or in your laundry. I mean, he's a
good guy, but what if he's like playing me and
he's like when I am being crazy?
Speaker 1 (30:25):
Okay, right in the middle of to catch a cheater
if you're just joining us. Ali is on the phone
and she thinks that her husband of three years named
Dylan might be cheating. So we're about to call him
and pretend to be from the grocery store that he's
a rewards card member, and say that he's this month's
lucky winner of free flowers delivered from our floral apartment,
and we'll see if he sends those to his wife,
Ali or to somebody else, and we'll see if we
can catch him if he is cheating. But before we
(30:47):
do that, before we call him, Ali, why don't you
catch us up on your situation again?
Speaker 10 (30:51):
Well, I thought it was happily Mary, I hope I am.
I'm like beside myself. My husband basically came home from
work three o'clock in the morning, study was working late,
but showed up in sweatpants, and then I found a
freaking hotel room key when I went to do his
laundry several days later, and when I confronted him about it,
(31:16):
I just wasn't buying a story that like a coworker
dropped it and he picked it up.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
Yeah, are you ready for us to call him?
Speaker 10 (31:22):
No, I'm really not you, guys. I'm actually freaking out.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
I know. Okay, here we go. Hi, this is corrible
calling for so I was looking for our rewards card
member named Dylan. This is Dylan Dylan. Please don't hang up.
This is not a marketing phone call. I'm actually calling
with a big congratulations. You're this month's big winner, all right,
(31:46):
I win the flowers. Flowers mean oh well, every single month.
Maybe you don't know this, we choose one rewards card
member who gets free flowers delivered directly from our brand
new floral department to anybody that you want with in
the fifty United States, You've won thirty six long sin
red rose at, a box of candy or chocolates, and
a card to be delivered to anybody that you want.
Speaker 14 (32:05):
Wow, that's a nice surprise.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
So all I would need from you then would be
the first and last name of the person you want
to send them to, and then anything that you'd like
to put on a card, and then we'll get the
address and we'll be good to go.
Speaker 14 (32:16):
Okay, I'd like to send to Melanie Melanie.
Speaker 1 (32:22):
Okay, anything you want to put on a card to Melanie.
Speaker 14 (32:25):
I appreciate your covering for me.
Speaker 9 (32:27):
I owe you one.
Speaker 14 (32:30):
Now let's never speak about this again.
Speaker 1 (32:33):
Okay, great, got that down, And now I'll let you
know that your wife is on the phone and probably
ask some questions.
Speaker 9 (32:39):
Yeah, yeah, what do you.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
Mean, because this is actually a radio show. It's the
Jebel Show. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (32:46):
Hi, I'm Nina. Hi, I'm Victoria, and.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
My name's Jebel, and we do a segment call to
Catch a Cheater, where if you think somebody's messing around you,
see you, they send flowers to and your wife emailed
us and is on the phone and probably has some
questions for you.
Speaker 10 (32:58):
Okay, let me let me just say, first of all, Hi,
I'm your wife, Ali. Do you remember me? And I'm
here along with everybody else, and yes, I do have
a lot of questions, like, what's the uh?
Speaker 14 (33:13):
What's the problem?
Speaker 9 (33:14):
Love?
Speaker 10 (33:15):
Are you stupid? I just heard you sending flowers to
someone named Melanie who is at loss. So this is
even more freaking weird. Who is Melanie? And you're going
to start explaining because my next call is to a
freaking divorced lawyer. At this point, I'm like, you're me,
(33:37):
what is going on with me?
Speaker 15 (33:39):
Ali? Ali?
Speaker 9 (33:40):
I promise you I'm not cheating.
Speaker 14 (33:43):
I know this sounds cliche and then and everything or whatever,
but I promise you I'm not cheating.
Speaker 10 (33:50):
I promise I'm not cheating. But I came home from
work at three in the morning and now I'm sending
flowers to some random, random person that I've never even
heard of.
Speaker 9 (34:01):
Bookwork, because you need to listen to what happened. You
need to hear the story.
Speaker 14 (34:06):
Ali, Melanie is my my coworker's wife.
Speaker 9 (34:10):
Melanie is one of my coworker's wife.
Speaker 3 (34:12):
That doesn't make it better, and.
Speaker 10 (34:14):
Why are you sending her flowers?
Speaker 3 (34:16):
Just tell us what is going on?
Speaker 9 (34:19):
All right?
Speaker 14 (34:19):
A couple of people, and they went out for work
and knocked up early. We went to the bar and
the third food. I just wanted to go home, you know,
but but the boss was there, and so.
Speaker 9 (34:31):
I needed to go. I needed to meet with the boss.
Speaker 14 (34:32):
I needed to you know that.
Speaker 9 (34:33):
She convinced me to show up. And it's a big deal,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 10 (34:37):
Okay, okay, fine, fine, I get it. To you work late.
I get it. You decided to put in FaceTime with
your coworkers. I get it. Tell me what is going on?
Speaker 14 (34:45):
I'm alli allie, fine, look what what?
Speaker 1 (34:51):
What?
Speaker 10 (34:51):
What do you do?
Speaker 15 (34:52):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 9 (34:54):
I myself.
Speaker 3 (34:58):
When you were freaking out or like little to relief.
Speaker 14 (35:01):
I literally had some kind of food poisoning on the
way there to the bar to meet the boss and
the coworkers, and I myself why called Melanie? Who's the
Melanie had to ask for a change of clothes of
Bob because she lived next to the hotel. And I look,
(35:22):
I myself, it's embarrassing and I needed to clean up
and the you know, the bar we were going to
meet that is right there. I didn't want to drive
all the way an our home, and I wanted to
think Melanie with the flowers.
Speaker 9 (35:34):
That's it.
Speaker 4 (35:34):
There's nothing else.
Speaker 14 (35:36):
It was a show.
Speaker 10 (35:38):
Oh my god. We okay, not to put you on
the blast, but I know you have a sense of
stomach as it is.
Speaker 9 (35:46):
Why would you embarrassed?
Speaker 14 (35:49):
I was embarrassed.
Speaker 9 (35:49):
I mean I was embarrassed. I myself.
Speaker 10 (35:52):
I don't feel like, yes, I'm going to say is
I feel like, listen, let it see a lesson to you.
You are such a cushel You should went out with
your coworkers. You should have just came home yourself. I
think that was the universe telling you to like just
stop being such a people pleaser, and next time it's like,
tell me the truth.
Speaker 1 (36:11):
Yeah, I also tell your wife it's hilarious.
Speaker 10 (36:13):
Yeous, I have a husband.
Speaker 1 (36:18):
I am you believe in ali that he had an
accident and then had to clean up. But the room
to clean.
Speaker 10 (36:27):
Up, well, I did not see his normal work pants
in the laundry, so I kind of questioned, why does
he only have sweatpants? Like where are his work pants?
So many does have a sensitive stomach, so there's that.
Speaker 1 (36:39):
Well, hey, at least you know he's not cheating.
Speaker 10 (36:43):
All right, I'm going to go now because this is
so weird. Yeah on the radio, and we.
Speaker 3 (36:49):
Need to double check. Call Melanie.
Speaker 10 (36:53):
The Jewel Shows to catch a cheater?
Speaker 1 (37:03):
Is true your pell and ready in everyone, pull just
a little. The biggest gift would be from me, and
the cod attached would say thank you. Every iconic show
(37:26):
has their wacky cast of characters, and the Jewel Show
is no different. Why it's the Jewbil Show with your
drunken Nina Hi. And then there's everybody's younger sister, Victoria
Ramirez Hi. And who could forget the quirky neighbor kid
who lives next door and stops by every once in
a while to see if her new pet, Willard the
Wombat can build us a website because he's learning to code.
(37:46):
Our social media producer Gabby.
Speaker 3 (37:48):
Hello, that's so dope.
Speaker 1 (37:50):
And the news member of the show, the hip divorcee
producer Free Heye. And then of course there's me, I'm
Jebel and this is The Jewel Show and it's the
time week before we check in and see what's going
on in our lives. So, Nina, what's up with you
this week?
Speaker 12 (38:03):
Well?
Speaker 3 (38:03):
I'm not perfect. Oh and I don't talk about this
side of myself very much.
Speaker 2 (38:08):
But I do have a level of OCD and it
is costing me a lot of money. Oh so if
I can't find something, my world stops until I find it,
and if I can't buy it. If I can't find it,
I buy it again. So that's how it's costing me money.
I bring this up because yesterday I could not find
my lip gloss, and that happened right as I was
leaving the studio. I don't know if you guys noticed,
but I left pretty abruptly yesterday because I needed to
(38:30):
find my lip gloss. Life because I just told you
I have a level of OCD.
Speaker 5 (38:35):
Oh you just needed it?
Speaker 3 (38:36):
No, for not for any reason. I'm telling you. I'm
not perfect, Victoria. I have this.
Speaker 2 (38:40):
It's part of my mental issues. Okay, it's a level
of OCD, and it's just when I lose things. Okay,
So I rush home. I totally tear my whole place
apart trying to find it. I couldn't find it, So
I bought three more and I go to do my laundry.
I'm taking everything out of the washing machine, and what
did I find.
Speaker 4 (38:57):
There's a.
Speaker 3 (39:00):
Totally fine USA.
Speaker 2 (39:01):
So now I have all of the tubes of lip
glass that I could possibly need. But I think there's
got to be a trick man, Like I can't spending
money like this.
Speaker 5 (39:09):
I mean, you lost one and bought three.
Speaker 2 (39:11):
Because I wanted to make sure I would always know
where it was. That's and if not, my anxiety is
through the roof. You don't even know. You could put
it on a necklace.
Speaker 11 (39:20):
I could, Yeah, gloss, now that you have four, Nina,
you could do. You could have a purse slip looss.
You could have a carlip loss.
Speaker 1 (39:34):
We could put one in the studio in here and
like behind a glass thing where you can break it
in case of emergency.
Speaker 3 (39:39):
Ibrought pencil to.
Speaker 1 (39:44):
Thank you. Victoria. What's up with you this week?
Speaker 6 (39:47):
Well, guys, I am going on another batch of that
trip this weekend, and I'm so excited. I saw the
girls who were going with last weekend and I was
talking about how excited I am.
Speaker 5 (39:59):
It's gonna be crazy, It's me fun.
Speaker 3 (40:00):
And there after we talked, We're like we're all scared.
Speaker 5 (40:03):
I'm like scared of what. I didn't say anything bad,
And there's.
Speaker 6 (40:06):
Like Victoria, like you're getting a little like crazy, Like
what do you mean?
Speaker 5 (40:10):
Like I said, I have a great time. We're gonna
have fun.
Speaker 6 (40:13):
One of us has to get arrested, Like, come on,
you're a bachelorette party, and I did.
Speaker 5 (40:17):
Tell everyone that jubil Fresh will be bailing us out.
Speaker 1 (40:20):
So oh nice, Okay, are you ready for a phone call?
Speaker 4 (40:24):
Yeah? A slash fund for that?
Speaker 1 (40:26):
Is that what it is?
Speaker 3 (40:27):
It's called car Oka.
Speaker 2 (40:28):
Who taught you that getting arrested was a requirement for
a bachelorette party.
Speaker 3 (40:32):
That's a bad idea, bro, Really.
Speaker 6 (40:34):
I thought it was like it's just like a bachelor party,
like you go crazy.
Speaker 3 (40:38):
Yeah, but like you don't get arrested.
Speaker 1 (40:40):
I'm not like actually crazy.
Speaker 6 (40:42):
Not like I don't know, like I don't put like
outline at all, like shrieking on the street or anything,
but like.
Speaker 1 (40:45):
Not like driving a car through the front of a
bank and stealing money right right, that's party. I'm sorry.
Speaker 14 (40:56):
We do.
Speaker 3 (40:58):
A little straw.
Speaker 1 (40:59):
But oh look it's our social media producer Gabby Stoppa
by Gabby was up with you this week?
Speaker 11 (41:05):
You guys, I'm having a day, but it's a doozy.
I have a four month old at home. Have you
guys heard of the four months sleep aggression? No, okay,
it's a real homegirl. We'll start coughing and wake herself
up and then cry because she loves her up. She
also figured out how to roll, so now she'll roll
onto her tummy. By the way, she can't roll from
(41:25):
her tummy to her back, right, She'll.
Speaker 5 (41:29):
Get stuck and then.
Speaker 11 (41:32):
Like she's like, help me, mom, I.
Speaker 4 (41:36):
Was up.
Speaker 11 (41:36):
I think I slept like three and a half hours
last night. And then I get to work this morning.
By the way, I'm late because the tiny overlord needed
me this morning. And I get to work and I
don't have my pump parts because I'm breastfeeding.
Speaker 5 (41:54):
What is a girl to do?
Speaker 11 (41:57):
I hear a baby cry right now, I'm gonna be leaky.
Speaker 1 (42:01):
I had a bay drying sound effect play.
Speaker 11 (42:06):
I can't even look at pictures of my baby because
I'm scared.
Speaker 1 (42:10):
So what you do?
Speaker 9 (42:11):
Oh?
Speaker 11 (42:11):
I ordered some I got the three hour delivery Amazon freeze.
Speaker 1 (42:17):
What's up with you? This week?
Speaker 7 (42:19):
I am three days into my new vegetarian diet, and
I am so rookie at this that pretty much I'm
just eating vegetables and fruits. That's pretty much like the
plan right now, and hopefully I'll learn how to make
different things and you know, varied up.
Speaker 1 (42:35):
I haven't tried any mushrooms yet. I'm still petrified of mushrooms.
Speaker 7 (42:39):
But yeah, So if anybody out there listening has any
recipes or has for vegetarian.
Speaker 4 (42:44):
Diets, you can hit me up on my social media.
Speaker 7 (42:46):
I follow Freeze and let me know you need a
helpful food prep service that.
Speaker 4 (42:51):
I thought about that too.
Speaker 7 (42:52):
It would be very very convenient for me to just
be able to pay a monthly fee and have things delivered.
Speaker 5 (42:58):
Focus on beans, ms, chickpeas.
Speaker 4 (43:01):
I've never even heard of a lagoom. What is that?
Speaker 1 (43:05):
Yeah, I don't really know exactly how to explain the lagoom.
I know what they are, but I don't really know
how to kind of like a beam but not And
it's fun to say, yeah.
Speaker 4 (43:13):
I've never heard that word in my life.
Speaker 2 (43:14):
It can make you really gassy, though, so you know,
I'm just careful. In the morning, I think directly next
to producer free what's going on with you?
Speaker 1 (43:24):
Not much, I'm just excited because I learned about something
new this morning. There's an antelope. There's four breeds of
this tiny little antelope, and the name of it I love.
They're really cute too. They're like antelope that are like,
I don't know, they're may be like maybe two three
feet tall. They're not huge antelope. Yeah, and they're called
dictys just so you know, the female is usually larger
(43:47):
than the male diictic. So I've just been sitting here
on my computer looking attictic pictures all day, all morning,
and it's great.
Speaker 5 (43:53):
Our boss is going to see your search history and
be like, it's.
Speaker 1 (43:56):
Gonna be like, that's so cute. Look at all those
little dictics because they're adorable little animals. If you want
to smile, Google dictys the I K dash d i K.
They're cute little antelope. Do yourself a favor, Yeah, jeg
it out.
Speaker 5 (44:11):
And you can do your working here because it's actually.
Speaker 1 (44:13):
Exactly because it's a little animal.
Speaker 4 (44:16):
Work friendly.
Speaker 14 (44:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (44:17):
Wow, oh my gosh, I think cute.
Speaker 3 (44:22):
Look at those eyes.
Speaker 4 (44:23):
Ye do you want to have that reaction?
Speaker 1 (44:26):
Look at them?
Speaker 3 (44:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (44:29):
It's like kind of fat in one spot and it's
got a tiny little head.
Speaker 4 (44:32):
Sounds like me.
Speaker 3 (44:36):
Look at those ears. Where do we find those?
Speaker 1 (44:40):
They're in Africa? Okay, that's where you find those little
Do yourself a favor favorite and Google dicts seriously, you
have to. You have to because they're super spell it correctly, Yes,
make sure you spell it correctly. It's time for as
what's trending?
Speaker 2 (44:57):
Would you stay at a hotel designed make you feel
like you're back in college?
Speaker 1 (45:02):
Like?
Speaker 3 (45:02):
Would that be something you're into?
Speaker 1 (45:03):
I went to college, so I don't know what that
would feel like.
Speaker 3 (45:08):
Make you feel like the very first time.
Speaker 4 (45:12):
There was a lot of fun stuff happening in that college.
Speaker 2 (45:14):
Wow, there's a major company betting that you're gonna say
yes and want to do this, and that could be
your reality very soon. And I'll explain how in just
a second. But first, Listine is now offering a range
of spice levels, including extra mild. If when you go
to freshen your breath it's just a little too hot.
Speaker 6 (45:32):
I'm sorry, Wait, Listerine isn't spicy, it's just it's the mint.
Speaker 2 (45:36):
We've all been accustomed to just believing that it's the mint.
But apparently now that they can adjust the levels, we
now know that they call it spice. So you can
have extra mild, which is the new and ultra gentle
softer wash. You can have mild, which is smooth and
balanced for an easy everyday clean, or you can just
stay at the intense level, which is bold and powerful
for that classic Listerine sensorial experience.
Speaker 7 (45:59):
And people who need the breath mint the most are
gonna be the ones that take the lowest level.
Speaker 6 (46:04):
That's just gonna be water like why with a little
bit of blue food coat, Like, it's not gonna do anything,
dear teeth, Like that's why.
Speaker 2 (46:10):
Like they say it does, though, it's just that the
flavor is different. I just think it's funny because it
gives us another way to like judge people.
Speaker 3 (46:16):
Though you know what I'm saying, it's like easy.
Speaker 2 (46:18):
You see that listenerine strips hanging out of their pocket
and says mild, and you're like, oh, bro, you like
it mile Okay, But it's an often if it's been
too hard for you.
Speaker 7 (46:30):
Tony, I really love you, but I think you should
have up your dosage of from mild to you know, elevated.
Speaker 2 (46:38):
It's mild extra or it's extra mild, mild and entire.
There you go, There you go. There's a Seattle man
who's going viral today because he was seen outside of
Mark Zuckerberg's yacht painting it on fire.
Speaker 3 (46:51):
Okay, so hold on.
Speaker 2 (46:52):
I screenshoted the photo so I could pass it around
to a class to see. But he's if you see him,
he's right outside the yacht that's worth hundred million dollars.
Speaker 1 (47:01):
By there, he's making a painting of the yacht is
on fire. I thought he was painting like fire on
the side of it. That's cool. He's just making his
yacht look fast. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (47:13):
No, no, like he's like a painter.
Speaker 2 (47:15):
He's got his easel set up, he's got all of
his water colors, and then you look at it and
it's like he's he's doing a great job.
Speaker 3 (47:21):
It looks like the yacht it just happens to be
on fire.
Speaker 2 (47:24):
And so somebody took a photograph of that, and ever
since then it's been going viral all through the city
because people think he's like a hero for for.
Speaker 3 (47:31):
Making a statement.
Speaker 4 (47:31):
Is it still out there?
Speaker 2 (47:33):
This was posted less than less than a day ago,
So this is posted yesterday afternoon, So I'm going to
assume yes. But apparently there's two different boats that belong
to Mark Zuckerberg that's here. One is the yacht itself
and the other one is the boat that cleans the
yacht of course, that's.
Speaker 1 (47:47):
When you know you're bonde and you have another yacht
for the cleaner.
Speaker 3 (47:52):
Yeah, it doesn't sound like a bad gig.
Speaker 1 (47:56):
You and I have another yacht that's a dingy that
brings them back and forth.
Speaker 5 (48:03):
Oh my god, you know that's true though.
Speaker 9 (48:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (48:05):
Wait side note, this isn't trending.
Speaker 2 (48:07):
But did you guys see there was a rumor that
was going around that they were starting to make meta subscriptions.
Speaker 3 (48:12):
I meant to fact check that. Did you guys see
it and have heard anything about it? I'm sorry?
Speaker 6 (48:16):
In this economy, are you kidding me? That's the fastest
way to lose fall.
Speaker 2 (48:19):
It could be fake news. That's why I just this
made me think of it. I was just curious. Okay,
well I'll dig deeper then. And lastly, if you want
to feel like you're in college for the first time
or go back to college, Hilton is launching a new
brand of hotels that's focused on college town travelers and
it's called the Undergraduate by Hilton. But the whole idea
is that you get to go to these campus theme
(48:41):
designed hotels with library style lounges, flexible guess rooms. They've
got elevated dive bars like and the price is good,
so it's like between It's basically like between a botiki hotel.
Speaker 3 (48:53):
And like a you know, one that you find on
the side of the road.
Speaker 4 (48:56):
So college students want to go on vacation to college.
Speaker 6 (49:00):
I would think we mostly want to our friends.
Speaker 7 (49:05):
Why would you want to go to something that reminds
you of what you're getting away from.
Speaker 9 (49:08):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (49:09):
I kind of wouldn't mind.
Speaker 4 (49:10):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (49:11):
I worked all through college, like I had three jobs.
I did it, I graduated, yay. But now I'm like, oh,
it's such a blur. I was on a sorority and everything,
and I don't even really like I.
Speaker 3 (49:22):
Want to go back and like I do it.
Speaker 6 (49:24):
You would hate it because it's not going to be
as clean or nice as do you want.
Speaker 5 (49:27):
I feel like you want clean.
Speaker 3 (49:29):
When I was there, I went to party.
Speaker 6 (49:32):
But now I feel like you like you would want
somewhere clean, somewhere nice, somewhere like I don't think you
say that, but I don't think you want that dorm room.
Speaker 2 (49:42):
Yeah nice bed know that's what Hilton's banking on. Like
I want to go play like I'm in college, Like
I believe it. You know, so, okay, who wants to
go That's what's trending.
Speaker 1 (49:56):
Doubles dirty little Secret? Hello, huh, how you have a
dirty little secret?
Speaker 10 (50:02):
Hi?
Speaker 1 (50:03):
Yeah I do. Okay, what is it?
Speaker 15 (50:06):
Oh? Well, like I definitely never ever will tell my
partner this, and it's going to go to the grave.
But I wanted to like test his loyalty and I
kind of do like a catch the cheater thing, but
I didn't want to involve anybody else, So I got
on one of my coworkers' Instagram accounts and messaged him
(50:27):
on damned like I don't know, like five or six
times to see if he would like respond and say
anything back, and like eventually he did, and he said,
you know, like I have a girlfriend, but like black,
I know, well, I mean, but now I know.
Speaker 1 (50:51):
Well, thank you secret? Ye bye? What's your dirty little secret?
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