Sleeping with an Old Lady

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Jubles dirty Little Secret.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Hello, Hello, Hey, you have a dirty little secret.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (00:08):
So, when I was in my early thirties, my mom
had a best friend who was in the middle seventies. Okay,
so she had a ranch. He offered me a job
to work on the ranch and pay off my friend
by living in a property in a separate house.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
Okay, to live on the ranch in a separate house.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
Yeah, okay. So you know, after about a year, we
were drinking one night, one thing led to another and
we ended up looking up Wow.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
With your mother's friends seventy something year old how to Go?

Speaker 1 (00:41):
Yeah, it was pretty awesome. We both agreed that it
was probably the best time we'd ever had. She hadn't
been with a guy, and I don't know how long
because her her husband had passed away about three years prior.
But she was giving me all kinds of munth, you know,
because of it, and she upped my salary and I'm
all started geting suspicious because she's like, why is she

(01:02):
trying to buy you a car? Why did she give cash?
And so, yeah, I did more than just work on
that farm. You know what.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
I thought it was wild because the older you get,
the last essay give so.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
Yeah, it was pretty good. I'll never forget it. It was
probably one of the best times in my life.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
Thank you for having me.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
Yeah, I have a good one. Hello, Hello, Hey, what's up?
You have a dirty little secret?

Speaker 3 (01:30):
I do have a dirty little secret.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
Yeah, what is it?

Speaker 3 (01:34):
It's actually from when I was younger and going to
the clubs a lot. Me and my friend went to
a club and I was in the bathroom and this
girl was a lot bigger than me. I'm smaller, and
she asked if she could buy my thong underwears off
of me for five dollars because she met a guid
that wanted her underwears, but she was embarrassed because they

(01:56):
were too big.

Speaker 1 (01:59):
So the best part is it's.

Speaker 3 (02:02):
Like two in the morning, everyone's leaving the club, and
my friend was like, girl, are those your songs on
that guy's head warm out of the club on his head?

Speaker 2 (02:14):
Oh my gosh, that's incredible.

Speaker 3 (02:19):
And I really haven't told anybody this, but I guess
everybody knows now.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
You can't underestimate what goes down in the women's bathroom
clubs and bars. It is a sacred place, and that's
the kind of interaction to expect.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
Yeah, so I made five dollars.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
I gave my under retro bachelorette party one time at
a bar. What did they ask you for?

Speaker 1 (02:39):
It?

Speaker 2 (02:39):
Would you? That was on the checklist of things they
need to get guys underwear And it was a very
hot summer day, so I felt bad for them. Thank
you for your dirty little secret. Okay, thank you guys.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
Have a good day you too.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
What's your dirty little secret?

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