Phonesex With Telemarketers

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
How jubiles dirty little secret.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Hello, Hey guys, Hey, what's up? You have a dirty
little secret?

Speaker 3 (00:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (00:08):
I have a dirty secret.

Speaker 3 (00:10):
Kind of embarrassed, but here goes.

Speaker 4 (00:12):
Are you ready?

Speaker 2 (00:13):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (00:14):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (00:14):
You know what.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
Tele Markers are always calling and most people are just
super annoyed by these people.

Speaker 3 (00:19):
But I mean, I love.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
You, and now he decided to do a little twist
to it.

Speaker 4 (00:25):
I actually start having phone sex with them.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
Wait what, I feel like I missed that first part.
You're doing that with who? Telemarketers?

Speaker 1 (00:33):
The telemarketers?

Speaker 3 (00:35):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
I'm the only person in the world who's ever thought
about this, but it is so much fun of versus
It's like, let me get.

Speaker 3 (00:42):
Them off the phone.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
Do they hang up pretty quickly?

Speaker 3 (00:44):
Do you like you? Well, they're just really like they're
awkward with it because they're like, wait, you know, they
need to stay on the line because you need to
get their money right, but like they don't understand what's.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
Going on, And I am full blown, like after winning,
hear me, I am, I'm all about it.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
I'm going to try that next time I get a
call like that.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
You should.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
I'm trying to think how that goes though. The telemarketers like, oh,
do you want to get a subscription?

Speaker 4 (01:10):
And you say what, oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
About well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.

Speaker 4 (01:25):
You're welcome.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
Hello, Hello, what's up? You have a dirty little secret?

Speaker 4 (01:31):
Yes? I do, sweet, what is it? Well? I work
from home and my wife does not work from home.
She has a nine to five. She goes out to
the house and she loves to cook. She isn't the
best cook. She's not a good cook. She's a great woman, not.

Speaker 5 (01:47):
A good cook.

Speaker 4 (01:48):
Okay, so dinner. She usually makes dinner and then have
it left over for lunch for me.

Speaker 5 (01:55):
It's like, here's your lunch any you know, putting a
container for you and I I can't do it.

Speaker 4 (02:02):
So I said it to the dog before I'd thrown
it away and the neighbor's garbage can.

Speaker 5 (02:11):
So she won't see it.

Speaker 4 (02:12):
I've gotten caught by the neighbor. So I had a
lot of them and tell them what I was putting
my trash in their garbage. Yeah, she's not not a
good cook. Well, great woman, not a good cook.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
Yeah, what do you tell her? Do you come back
home and be like the food was amazing?

Speaker 4 (02:30):
Yeah, So thanks for getting lunch together. From me and
it was tasty. It's gonna be I love it.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
And then she's like, Okay, I'll make dinner. Like I'm hunger,
I haven't eaten all day. Wait what, thanks for your
dirty little secret.

Speaker 4 (02:44):
Yeah, you're welcome by

Speaker 1 (02:46):
What's your dirty little secret,

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