Uncle Married to Second Cousin

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Jubles dirty little secret.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Hello, Hello, Hey, what's up? You have a dirty little secret?

Speaker 3 (00:07):
I do? I do have a dirty little secret.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Sweet. Well.

Speaker 3 (00:11):
I was born in England. My family kind of hasn't
really moved from the one spot in England that I'm from,
except for my grandfather's sister was a war bride from
war World War One and then came over and had
a small family over here. Anyway, years later, I'm sitting
down doing ancestry and I find out that my uncle

(00:32):
is actually has been and is married to his second cousin.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
Did he know that?

Speaker 3 (00:41):
I mean, I can't imagine him not. But this is
the first I'm hearing of it, you know.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
I mean, yes, do they have kids? You have cousins?

Speaker 3 (00:54):
No? No, she has kids from a previous marriage. But
they never had children them don't know?

Speaker 2 (01:01):
Okay, wasn't that usually the biggest they did?

Speaker 1 (01:03):
Know?

Speaker 3 (01:04):
Yeah? Tell her.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
That, I like, kiss real quick.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
Guess what? Guess what?

Speaker 3 (01:12):
You guys are cousins? You should Thanksgiving?

Speaker 2 (01:15):
Why Thanksgiving? That's just the whole family's around. Technically, isn't
second cousins supposed to be legal? Like I think that
there's a certain extension of cousins where it is like fine.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
They could considered kissing cousins or something, right right, that's
a very American thing in it is.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
Well, thank you for your dirty little secret.

Speaker 3 (01:35):
No worries, guys, I hope you have a great day.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
Hello. Hi, Hey, what's that you have a dirty little secret?

Speaker 1 (01:42):
I do. So. When I was younger, my brother and
sister used to pick on me all the time, like
used to torment me. I was the youngest and I
always was the one to get bullied basically, So when
I a little bit older, we all had phones. They
had the iPhone chargers, and I'm the only one without

(02:05):
an iPhone. My mom has an iPhone, my siblings have iPhones.
I'm the only one that doesn't have one. So I
would hide all the iPhone chargers that my mom would
get mad at them, and I look like the innocent one.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
What how long did you do this?

Speaker 1 (02:19):
For a while, like maybe like a year?

Speaker 2 (02:23):
Oh so nobody ever knew.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
No one knew it was me.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
Wait, how are they able to charge their phones?

Speaker 3 (02:28):
Or they just weren't They weren't.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
She just always had to buy new ones. But she
would get so mad at them because she figured it
was them. That was losing them.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
Oh yike, girl, So really you and your mother, not
your siblings. But I guess it was a.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
Punishment for all of them now I think about it.
But they only got the heap for it.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
Oh well, they should have got you an iPhone. It
would have been fair. Well.

Speaker 3 (02:49):
Thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
Yeah, no problem going you too.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
What's your dirty little secret?

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