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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Jubles dirty little secret, You have a dirty little secret?
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Oh do I ever have a dirty little secret?
Speaker 3 (00:09):
So my best friend is set to get married next weekend,
but her fiance got drunk like two weeks ago and
ended up crashing at our house because him and my
husband are friends.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
And he totally hit on me and totally told.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Me that he's always liked me more and always thought
I was hotter, but because I was taken, that's why
he's marrying my best friend.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
And all the no, no, I am like, dude, you
can't say this to me right now, you know, Like
I can't have this in my head. And like now
I'm like, do I go to my friend and like say,
you're marrying your wrong guy? He's like a total and
like I feel like he might.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
I don't know. Now I get that vibe from him.
And it didn't even make me feel good to be like,
oh he thought I was hot you know. It just
made me think like it's he's gone, you know, like
he shouldn't be paying that stuff.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Well, also, if he's friends with your husband, that's a
little bit disrespectful too.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Oh god, you're right, it is.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
I didn't even think about that that's so funny. I
was also I was like, oh, my husban is but
you're right, it's just like disrespectful all around. So I
am just like you. And now it's in my brain
and I'm supposed to be at the wedding next weekend
like we all are. And like, you don't even know
if he'll remember it because he was like drunkie pamps,
you know. I don't know, so I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Maybe just tell your husband let him.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Yeah, dude, you need to check your friends, you know,
like you.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Find out how man loves you too at the same time.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
But it's not a twofer and we're not going to
be sister wise, so like, fare your stuff out, you know.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Oh thanks for letting me get it in my chest.
I'm so stressed out about it.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
But hey, what's up? Hey, you have a dirty little secret?
Speaker 4 (02:00):
I do, I really do. Okay, So when my husband
pisses me off, I'm always trying to find little ways
to just get back at him and just kind of
give him the finger behind his back. So my new
thing is if I'm not shopping with his credit card,
I am using his face razor to shave under my arms.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Say that again more time.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
Oh, I used my husband's face raiser under my arms.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
I've definitely done that. Don't have a husband, but yeah,
because I didn't have a razor with me, and his
razor was in the bathroom, so I just used that.
Would your husband care?
Speaker 4 (02:42):
Probably, especially if like I haven't showered yet and I'm
just like doing a quick you know, summertime. Sometimes you
just doing a quick shave, and I'm kind of like,
screw you. So when he annoys me, in my mind, I'm.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Like, I use your.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Razor under my arms.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
I think that does happen a lot. Probably, Yeah, you
got on your face. Yeah, I just assume it's going
on with my razor at all times, even if nobody's there.
I just assume somebody's coming in and shaving something that
I wouldn't want on my face. Is that in your toothbrush? Yeah? Well,
thank you for telling us your dirty little secret, No problem.
What's your dirty little secret?