Lets Dogs Poo Inside

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Jubles dirty little secret? Hello, Hello, Hey, was up? You
have a dirty little secret?

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Yes I do? Sweet? What is it? So?

Speaker 3 (00:10):
I used to rent a room from my friends and
they had two dogs and they always put them to
sleep on my side of the house because they didn't
like letting them out at night so they could go
to the bathroom. So they would force me to do it,
and so I got tired of doing that. So eventually
I started opening the kitchen door, like in the middle
of the night, so the.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
Dogs would go inside the house. And like three or
four times the dogs took it in the kitchen.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
Did you clean it up or leave it for them
to have a surprise?

Speaker 2 (00:42):
No, way, I looked up for them for their morning surprise.

Speaker 4 (00:44):
Yeah, you're like, I don't know how the dogs learned
open the door.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
Yeah, that's exactly what they would say.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
Thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
No worries, man, love you show yeah man bye bye?

Speaker 1 (00:57):
Thank you.

Speaker 4 (00:59):
Hello, Hey, hey, you have a dirty little secret?

Speaker 2 (01:03):
Yeah I do.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
Sweet?

Speaker 2 (01:04):
What is it? So?

Speaker 5 (01:06):
About eighteen years ago, my current wife we were dating
at the time, getting ready to get engaged, but her
roommate was her brother's fiance. He was in the military
and he was overseas and she was a virgin them.
They had been together a couple of times, but she
was concerned that she wasn't going to be able to
properly please him. So, being the nice guy that I am,

(01:28):
I said, hey, we can practice, you know, I can
make certain.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
You your will.

Speaker 5 (01:34):
Experience still went on for about four to six months.
That you know, as a proper human being that I am,
that I practiced with her to make certain that she
engaged in sexual activity.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
And oh, so you were a teacher.

Speaker 6 (01:47):
Basically, yes, yes, I wanted to make certain she was
well suited for her boyfriend fiance later when he came
back to the United States.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
That's nice.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
It's the little things that I do.

Speaker 1 (01:59):
Yeah, so she's your wife now?

Speaker 5 (02:01):
No, no, no, no, my girlfriend is my wife now.

Speaker 7 (02:05):
My girlfriend at the time is now his wife. She
was the roommate of the girlfriend a cheating situation too.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
She was my wife's brother girlfriend. Wow.

Speaker 4 (02:18):
Okay, I got it. Wow, And you're probably never going
to tell that dirty little secret to.

Speaker 5 (02:21):
Him never ever, it doesn't even exist beyond this.

Speaker 4 (02:28):
Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.
All right, all right, take care of it.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
Bye, what's your dirty little secret,

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