Stole From the Collection Plate

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Jubles dirty Little Secret.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Hello, Hi, Hey, you have a dirty little secret? I do,
I definitely do have one. Sweet What is it?

Speaker 1 (00:11):
So?

Speaker 3 (00:11):
It is? When I was young, me and my brother
actually went to my mom to a It was like
a women's Bible study. But we decide we're just going
to play at the church while everyone's in the back
with their women's Bible study and everything. And we went
into the little offering box and we saw that there

(00:32):
was one hundred dollars in there, and we decided that
we're going to take it and acts like, yeah, that
we just found one hundred dollars in the street from God.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
I know, I feel so wrong.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
And again I was ten years old, so that luck
follow you.

Speaker 3 (00:53):
I hope not so far it's been good, but you
never know.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
It's the Lord forgive.

Speaker 4 (00:58):
Yeah, I never did, that is true. And most time
I did get changed for a twenty out of there,
though I had them stop whether doing the collection played.
I was like, hey, I just wanted to get a
soda later from the soda machine and I needed to change.
So I was like, yeah, so I put a twenty
in the everybody change yeah, And we meant to donate
ten dollars.

Speaker 3 (01:19):
Yeah, I definitely felt really bad. My mom even asked
all the ladies at the women's Bible study, did you
guys like lose one hundred dollars because my kids just
picked it up, and everyone's like, nope, we did not,
So that's yours the key.

Speaker 4 (01:32):
So bad, but happy, Well, thank you for telling us
your dirty little secret.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
Thank you, thank you guy.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
May the Lord have mercy on you. Hello, I'm here. Hey,
what's up? You have a dirty little secret?

Speaker 1 (01:48):
Yes, I do. And my heart's beating so fast because
I hope no one recognizes my boys.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
Okay, okay, I don't think they will. Most people. Most
people think the people. Okay, you can change your monice
if you want to see Yeah, change it please, Okay,
all right, we'll change it, all right.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
So I'm in a relationship right now.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
However, I do have.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
A lot of girl nights out and I'm like the
pretty blonde girl that gets us free drinks solid and
I'm not a cheater whatsoever. But I do see these guys'
numbers under my friend's names, just all in caps, so
that when we do go out, I invite them all
to the same please, and then we get drinks for

(02:35):
free the entire night. I don't want to get in trouble. Yeah,
he actually went to go get coffee.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
So I'll tell.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
You guys, my dirty little people.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
Thank you. At least you're not doing anything with the
guys other than drinks.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
Yeah. I mean, I'm feel bad because I have a
lot of friends. I have like five or six friends
that we go out all together with and then they
spend the hundreds of dollars and when the lady walks
in with the flowers and the Teddy Bears, they'll be like,
what do you want. I'm like, well, I have all
these friends. Can you get them all? Teddy bear and
a flower too? Its final for us?

Speaker 2 (03:19):
Oh wow wow?

Speaker 4 (03:20):
I mean really, I think it's kind of thereabad if
they keep coming out right, thank you for your dirty
little secret.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
Are you here? Welcome? Have a good day, you do.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
What's your dirty little secret?

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