Subway Thief

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Jewbles.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Dirty little secret?

Speaker 3 (00:03):
Hello, Hello, Hey, you have a dirty little secret.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
I do have a dirty little secret.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
Sweet, what is it?

Speaker 2 (00:11):
I used to be at GM for Subway, and they
have no idea how much food I stole, Like how much?

Speaker 1 (00:21):
Like I'm not talking about.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
Like a sandwich or some chips or one of the cookies.
Like so I was in control of the camera, so
I moved the camera so they're not facing the parking lot,
and I would take like just box of cold cut bread.
I took the cookies too, Like you gotta think those good?

Speaker 3 (00:40):
I mean, is it really stealing if you're just like,
you know, borrowing a few things from the place that
you put all of your time and energy into.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
Yeah, it is.

Speaker 3 (00:46):
They pay you for that time and energy.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
Well, if you were by mom's birthday party.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
Technically, if you work for Subway, you're a sandwich artist,
so you're just taking home your art supplies.

Speaker 4 (01:01):
They didn't buy that. They didn't buy that.

Speaker 5 (01:04):
Oh did they finally catch you? No?

Speaker 1 (01:06):
No, no, they were Actually I didn't have one manager
come up to me and it's like, hey, let's maybe
we should talk to your people about waste.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
The numbers are going, you know, weird numbers. I go,
you've got it, buddy.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
I had a meeting. I had a meeting and he.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
Was there and I was like, listen, I'm not here
to point fingers, but we're losing a lot of food.
And he gives me a thumbs up.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
It's like a good job.

Speaker 3 (01:34):
Wow, Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret. Hello, Hi, Hi,
you have a dirty little secret. I do, sweet, let's
hear it.

Speaker 5 (01:45):
So I've been married to my husband for about four years,
and my dirty little secret is every time he gets
me off, I like to sabotage his.

Speaker 3 (01:55):
Meal, sabotage his meals.

Speaker 4 (01:59):
Yes, we always have our ups and downs, and you know,
there are times where we're in good moods and times of.

Speaker 5 (02:07):
We're in bad moods. And well, whenever he kisses me off,
I whenever i'm picking and he's got his face glued
to the TV, I literally like to either like drop
some of his food on the kind of like pick
all a little bit and like put it back off
the slate.

Speaker 4 (02:25):
Whenever I'm serving him.

Speaker 5 (02:28):
And I just smile and just act like everything's good.
And then whenever he's serving his food, he's all happy
and everything, and I'm like, here you go have a
wonderful meal. Honey.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
It's just, huh, whatever keeps your marriage intact, you know.

Speaker 5 (02:46):
I mean, there'll be little pits of stuff in there,
and I would just hide in with all of his
other food and he would never notice at all.

Speaker 3 (02:53):
That's hilarious. Well, thank you for telling us your dirty
little secret.

Speaker 5 (02:57):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
I have a good one. What's your dirty little secret.

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