Pepper Spray Revenge

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Jules dirty little secret.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Hello, Hello here. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (00:08):
So basically my dirty little secret was that I was
dating somebody that lived in a different city than me,
but they lived in the city where I have a
cousin that stays there. And basically he went to the
Bolden Alley and told me he was going with some friends,
and my cousin ended up at the same Bolden Alley
and told me he was with a girl. So I

(00:31):
drove down there and I was waiting to see if
he was going to walk out with her, which he did,
and they ended up going to some kind of bar
together or something. So I sprayed the front top of
his car and his door handles with pepper spray because
he has a tendency of like touching his face all

(00:51):
the time, and I knew it because she's door handle.
He would end up seeing his hand with wet and
put it to his face to smell it, which he did.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
I know, I know, I shouldn't say this out loud, Birnie.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
Yeah, he was like literally screaming in the parking lot
that his eyes was burning. Is boys, there are never
any help because all of his friends was just recording
him laughing. I know, Oh, I think it's an eyelash
in my eye, like something's in there I can't see.
And then he started calling me. He started calling me
like I need help, I need your help. And the
whole time I'm thinking, like, you don't even know first

(01:28):
pray in your eyes? Wow?

Speaker 2 (01:32):
Yeah, pretty good. Honestly, I love intelligent revenge stories. There's
something about it, and I shouldn't say that out loud,
but this one's fun. Well, thank you for telling us
your dirty little secret. I'm sure you've inspired a lot
more people to have your revenge if they get cheated on.
Have a good day you too, Thank you. Bye? Hello, Hi, Hi,

(01:53):
what's up? You have a dirty little secret? I do? Sweet?
What is it?

Speaker 3 (01:58):
I drive a Mercy E three cify okay.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
And.

Speaker 3 (02:03):
I did pretty well for myself. And but when when
I get a little on gas, I'm it's kind of fun.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
I don't know if we have fun with it.

Speaker 3 (02:12):
Me and my friend evens like on the office side
of tell me and we would make a bet if
I could fill up my gas. Thank by asking people
for money or for gas. I have to do for gas,
not money. But uh, before I get to a place
in the time, if I you know, I'm dressed definitely decent,
and I'll point to my carnel say, I left my
wallet at the office and I don't want to make

(02:32):
it back there. I reminous gas.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
Would you mind helping me out?

Speaker 2 (02:36):
And uh, most I may.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
Just fill it up.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
Really, it's awesome.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
This far.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
And then you know, I've laughed my butt off all
the way over your house.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
So yeah, we want to see if we could do it.

Speaker 3 (02:50):
We're going to see if we could do it across country.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
Okay, you can make it all the way across the country.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
Not hang for gas?

Speaker 3 (02:58):
Why not?

Speaker 2 (02:59):
Why should take a picture.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
Of very hard?

Speaker 3 (03:02):
You know?

Speaker 2 (03:02):
So that's funny. Yeah, I know, well the rich kid
richer exactly. Thanks for telling us your dirty formal revenge.
Have a going thank you you as well. Bye bye.
What's your dirty little secret?

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