Bought Her Shoes to Cover Her Gross Feet

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Ubiles dirty little secret.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Hello, Hello, Hey, you have a dirty little secret, I do,
what is it?

Speaker 1 (00:10):
So?

Speaker 3 (00:10):
I needed this girl. I don't want to say her name,
but this is her Bobby. So anyway, we're getting together.
We're doing our you know, dating each other for a while.
So we got into it, and her feet were always
freaking dirty, rough, real rough room, I mean dirty. So
I started getting ghost out by this. I couldn't, you know,

(00:33):
do the deed anymore. So anyways, I bought her some
high hills shoes cover her feet, and I started buying
her high heel shoes. Shut up, shut up listening, get better,
get so.

Speaker 4 (00:47):
So then she thought I liked.

Speaker 3 (00:49):
That should play high heels and that. So she bought
some open toe highles and they didn't work. No, you
can't eat it to me. So I kept buying her
shoes that cover her entire foot.

Speaker 4 (00:59):
I started then to buy.

Speaker 3 (01:00):
Her boots, and she thought I was just at it.

Speaker 4 (01:02):
Thought I was a kiky like that.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
I'm not well now I am, but.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
But I wasn't.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
So anyway, yeah, secret, her feet were crusty and dirty
and rough, and I had to keep putting shoes on
her boots. Whatever I can to cover her feet and
now you like it, and but now she's onne, But no,
I don't have girlper now.

Speaker 4 (01:23):
So but anyways, that's amazing.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
And I don't want to tell you this now to
make you upset, but you could have saved yourself a
lot of money by just buying her a pedicure.

Speaker 3 (01:35):
No, that didn't work, and we did that.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
I just wanted to make sure you tried that.

Speaker 3 (01:41):
I did a petticure, but her nails. Yeah, it didn't work.
Don't help.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
Well nothing.

Speaker 4 (01:47):
Thank you for telling those rough feet. Thank you for
telling U segarettes you too, thank you. Hello, Hi, what's up?
You have a dirty little secret scre I do. Let's
hear it.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
You can pay it with cash on door Dash, and.

Speaker 3 (02:06):
I just really wanted to share that information.

Speaker 4 (02:09):
I wanted to go viral. Wait wait, what how do
you know that? Do you work for door Dash?

Speaker 1 (02:15):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (02:15):
So I worked on the beta side, and so I
already picked up an order and they paid their order
in cash and they didn't have to pay inside the app,
and so then I take the money and off with
my day.

Speaker 4 (02:28):
Wait wait, wait, so you're like jacking money? Then no,
they actually take it out of our pay That we
would have gotten by them paying in the app, so
it's our pay, it's paid.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
Yes, That's why it trives me crazy that nobody knows
about it, because yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:48):
You can kip us. Oh yeah, a cash tip, but
heck fifty dollars because I picked up your pizza.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
Yay, at least I got the money and not the
zero tip order.

Speaker 4 (02:59):
That makes sense. People don't pip for pizza. They're actually
zero tippers. Really, what is yet zero tippers exist?

Speaker 2 (03:06):
I used to work in the restaurant industry and I
work anytime I worked takeout, I always got tipped nothing
most of the time because that people think you don't.
You still have to do with the order. You st
have to bag it all up and everything else. But
most people think you don't need to tip the takeout person.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
I used to be that way, and I think pandemic
time and I was like, oh, I think it's time
to tip, because you know, you get tip shamed for stuff.

Speaker 4 (03:23):
But I was like, but you didn't serve me though.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
I know, But but door Dash and you guys, I
do have a lot of respect for it because you
go out of your way to make sure your people
get fed and honestly, we thank you, thank you. I
don't think I get enough appreciation.

Speaker 3 (03:40):
How do you use the pay cash like if I Well,
I'm really not sure as a customer, I just know
that you can go in there and tell it that
you want to pay cash on delivery.

Speaker 4 (03:49):
Okay. For the next time I ordered, I'm gonna try
and do that and pay cash. Thank you so much. Yeah,
thank you, thank you for your dirty little secret. What's
your dirty little secret?

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