Killed Her Brother in Law’s Phone

➡︎ The Jubal Show’s Dirty Little Secret

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Jewbles dirty little secret?

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Hello, Yes, hey, you have a dirty little secret? I
do sweet? What is it? Okay?

Speaker 3 (00:10):
So a couple of years ago, my brother in law
used to live with here, so he didn't live with.

Speaker 4 (00:15):
Us, and I hated him so so much.

Speaker 3 (00:19):
That like when he would go to work.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
Because he would sleep in the livery room right, so
he would.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
Be he would only share just one red restroom, which
is you know, we wouldn't go in there.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
So when he would go to work, I would.

Speaker 4 (00:28):
Teak into the restroom and I would grab his charger,
his phone charger, and I would put colorox in it.
I would put it like dip it in water. And then
when he came home, he charged it and he connected
to his phone. And then as soon as he connected it,
like his phone shut off.

Speaker 3 (00:42):
So he was so worried. He's like, what am I
going to do?

Speaker 1 (00:45):
Like my phone?

Speaker 4 (00:45):
And then now thea it's the charger.

Speaker 3 (00:47):
He starts going crazy. But then his phone stopped working,
and I'm like, oh my.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
God, what did I do.

Speaker 3 (00:51):
I didn't think it was going to do all that.
So then he went the next day, got himself on
the phone and I'm like, I don't care. I hate
him that much.

Speaker 4 (01:01):
That's what.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
I don't know. You could break a phone by dipping
the charger in chloroc Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
I really didn't think so either, but I'm like, oh
my god, he's going to connect it back to his phone.
And then when he did it, I'm like, oh win,
I was good. But anyways, he deserved him.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
That's so funny. That's funny. The creative levels of evil
is so impressive. Yeah, well, thank you for secret, Thank
you for telling us your dirty little secret.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
All right, all right, bye, hello, hello.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
Hey, what's up? You have a dirty little secret?

Speaker 1 (01:35):
I sure do see what is it? Well, I accidentally
got engaged and married ten years ago.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
I had an accidental engagement too, but I want to
hear about yours.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
Well, I was dating my now husband for about four
years and we went out from Valentine's Day and he
pulled out a ring bok and I immediately said yes
because I figured he's proposing to me as Valentine's Day.
Long story short, he had purchased this beautiful ring from

(02:11):
an antique store and it was actually supposed to be
an anniversary guest because we had been dating for four years.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
Uh huh.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
But I immediately said yes, and I called my mom.
The whole restaurant was in on it, you know, congratulations,
and they sent over desserts. After a couple of weeks,
so I realized he didn't actually mean to propose to me.
He just kind of rolled with it. But I will
call you. We are halfly married ten years now, and

(02:41):
it's the best mistake he's ever made.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
That's great, awesome, gets down to shoe lace. Yes, yeah,
that's funny. Well, congratulations didn't work the same at all. Oh,
I'm sorry. That's fine. It's better off that way. But
I should have let her know that I wasn't meaning

(03:04):
that I wanted to marry her. What happened with me
was I was literally falling asleep and I was dating
this girl for her a long time, and I was like,
if we date longer, we should think about getting married someday.
That's what I said. We were just talking, but then
she turned to me and started crying and said yes,
And then she told her mom and then threw the
phone at me, and I was talking to her mom.
All of a sudden, I was like half asleep still,
and I was like, yeah, super excited.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
The moral of this story, ladies, just say yes and
they don't say no.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
Yeah, exactly. Well, thank you for your dirty little secrete.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
Sure, thanks guys, what's

Speaker 1 (03:39):
Your dirty little secret.