Taco Aftermath First Date

➡︎ The Jubal Show’s Dirty Little Secret

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Jewbles dirty little secret. Hello, Hello, Hey, what's up? You
have a little secret?

Speaker 2 (00:08):
I do?

Speaker 1 (00:09):
Hey, what is it?

Speaker 3 (00:10):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (00:11):
So my name and a couple of years back, I
went on.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
This date with this other guy named and it was
the most embarrassing date of my life. Oh so what
happened was is we got tacos and it went well
and he told me about how he was death and
I was like, okay, that's cool, and we went back
to my place. Natural stuff happened, and the next morning,

(00:35):
Busy ear Peace died, so he couldn't hear me no
matter what I said, and I he ended up leading
into kiss me and I ended up farting due to
the tacos.

Speaker 4 (00:47):
It was the loudest machine gun of my life. And
thank god she didn't hear it because he was death.

Speaker 3 (00:53):
But I started to walk away in the room and
he grabbed my hand and twirled me like a ballerina and.

Speaker 4 (00:59):
Then they out with me in the fume, so like
he's kissing me all I can smell. It's how bad
my part was. It was like the most magically distch
kids out of my life. But I thought, you couldn't
hear it?

Speaker 1 (01:17):
Can he not smell too.

Speaker 3 (01:20):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:21):
He didn't hear it.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
Thank god, it was so low.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
Did you ever see him again? No, my god, that's
so funny.

Speaker 5 (01:35):
I wonder if you at the same time, like a silence,
so we thought it was him.

Speaker 4 (01:39):
I hope my hand show it was show raunchy taco.
Oh God, got me too.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
I was trying to pull.

Speaker 4 (01:47):
Away and get away from the fume cloud.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
Well, thank you for that. Man really painted the picture.

Speaker 3 (01:59):
Your show.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
Thank you. Bye. Hello, Hello, you have at a little secret.
I do, sweet, let's hear it.

Speaker 4 (02:10):
So I am engaged to a woman that I absolutely adore,
but I'm still technically married.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
And she doesn't know that. So you're married and you're
engaged to different people.

Speaker 4 (02:23):
She does know, but she knows that I'm gonna be
filing for divorce.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
Thus, okay, so you haven't even filed for it.

Speaker 4 (02:30):
I haven't filed yet.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
Does your current wife know that you're going to do that?

Speaker 3 (02:37):
Not yet?

Speaker 5 (02:38):
Okay, So she doesn't know that you have a fiance
your current wife, No.

Speaker 3 (02:43):
She does it.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
So are you still like with your wife?

Speaker 3 (02:48):
No?

Speaker 4 (02:48):
No, not at all. Well, my fiance is my main one.
My wife and I are separated. I just haven't completely
finished up the paperwork yet.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
She has some idea of it. Some work may or
may not be happening.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
It's not like you're living and sleeping with her and
then hanging out with your fiance. Okay, correct, a little
bit better, a little judge here, But we were about.

Speaker 5 (03:16):
Hopefully you get the divorce done soon so you can
just you know, marry your fiance and everybody can be
happy and move on.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (03:23):
Yeah, especially my fiance is half my age.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
Oh okay, better for you. Huh oh good? You know
this her first marriage?

Speaker 4 (03:31):
Well, that was my first marriage, yes, the one I'm
about to end.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
Okay, is this your fiance's first marriage.

Speaker 4 (03:38):
Yeah, she's just turned eighteen.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
Whoa she is at your age? Dang when you say
just turned eighteen.

Speaker 4 (03:46):
No, we didn't start dating until she turned eighteen at
the end of October.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
Okay, good answer, sir.

Speaker 5 (03:52):
Well, congratulations on your upcoming nuptials and your nuptials that
will be ending soon, I hope.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
Congratulations.

Speaker 4 (04:01):
You're Beyonce will be coming into belt.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
Thanks for telling us your dirty little secret.

Speaker 4 (04:07):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
Yeah, man, what's your dirty little secret?