Uncle Married to His Second Cousin

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Jubles dirty little secret.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Hello, Hello, Hey, was up? You have a dirty little secret?

Speaker 3 (00:07):
I do? I do have a dirty little secret.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Sweetious.

Speaker 3 (00:11):
Well, I was born in England. My family kind of
hasn't really moved from the one spot in England that
I'm from, except for my grandfather's sister was a war
bide from World War One and then came over and
had a small family over here. Anyway, years later, I'm
sitting down doing ancestry and I'll find out that my

(00:32):
uncle is actually has been and is married to his
second cousin.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
Did he know that?

Speaker 3 (00:41):
I mean, I can't imagine him not. But this is
the first I'm hearing of it, you know.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
I mean, yes, do they have kids? You have cousins?

Speaker 1 (00:54):
No?

Speaker 3 (00:54):
No, she has kids from a previous marriage.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
But they never had children them dol us know. Okay,
wasn't that usually the biggest they did?

Speaker 3 (01:03):
Know?

Speaker 2 (01:04):
Yeah? Huh her dole? I like kiss real quick. Guess what?
Guess what you cousins should Thanksgiving?

Speaker 1 (01:15):
Why?

Speaker 2 (01:16):
Thanksgiving? That's just the whole family's around. Technically, isn't second
cousins supposed to be legal? Like I think that there's
a certain extension of cousins where it is like fine.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
And they considered kissing cousins or something, right, right, that's
a very American thing.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
In it is. Well, thank you for your dirty little secret,
No worrious guys.

Speaker 3 (01:36):
I hope you have a great day.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
Hello. Hello, Hey, you have a dirty little secret?

Speaker 1 (01:42):
Yes I do. So I've been hooking up with my
best friends since high school, which goes back about ten years.
Through like all of our relationships, this has just been
a continuing thing and we still hook up.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
Oh so a girl, Uh it is.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
Yeah, she's a girl and no one knows. So it's
a secret, but I feel like it's not cheating, Like
we just have a really close friendship and like her
husband doesn't need to know.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
Oh, it sounds like she's in two relationships. So I mean,
are you in a relationship too.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
I just had a breakup, but it was unrelated to that. Like,
no one literally no one knows.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
Huh. So what do people think is going on? Nothing?
Just besties?

Speaker 1 (02:29):
Yeah, just besties. I mean we we are besties. We
have a very special kind of bestie.

Speaker 3 (02:35):
Huh.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
She sounds like your soulmate. Honest. Yeah, maybe you guys
should just be together.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
I mean, I don't know she loves her husband too,
and I like, I'm fine with it. Like I've had
a few serious relationships while this has been going on.
We're both fine with it. Oh, okay, technically cheating, I
mean technicality, Okay, cheating, Yeah, I mean it's just been

(03:00):
part of our friendship for so long.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
It's like, yeah, that makes sense, guys, just the way
you guys are friends. That's giving. Like some teets out there,
a whole new story itself. We're just really close friends.
This is what we do. Thank you for telling us
your dirty little secret.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
Thank you for listening. I feel better now.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
Good Bye. What's your dirty little secret?

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