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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Jubles dirty little secret?
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Hey, what's up?
Speaker 1 (00:05):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Do you have a dirty little secret? I do?
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (00:09):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (00:10):
I've been stealing my roommates men?
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Excuse me? What I know? Stealing your roommates?
Speaker 1 (00:18):
Men?
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Yeah? Men? Men?
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Medication?
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Wait what is it? Okay, this just changes a secret.
Let's back up. Yeah? What does she take?
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Like? Okay, so first of all, it's final exam time,
it's very stressful, and she has a prescription for Adderall girl,
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know
it's so wrong to illegal.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
You know, does she good? Well, she doesn't know it's
your dirty little secret?
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Sad?
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Like, where's a men's going?
Speaker 1 (00:55):
I don't take all of them?
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Does know?
Speaker 2 (00:58):
She said anything like that? Like?
Speaker 1 (01:00):
No, I mean she's so prescribed up, she doesn't even
know how many she has left from one?
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Do you think she would care if you asked her to?
Just like? Can I have one?
Speaker 1 (01:11):
I don't know. We're not that close, so I just
didn't ask. I just figured, you know, one or two
wouldn't be so bad.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Okay. I like how you're not close enough to ask,
but you're close enough to just go. You'll just go
take them?
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Well, I mean, you know, they're right there.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
It's kind of her fault.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Actually she's not looking or anything, you know, but I've
been doing great on my exam.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
I'm just anybody care, that's good? Good, thank you for
telling us your dirty little secret.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Absolutely.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Hello, Hey guys, Hey, what's up? You have a dirty
little secret?
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:45):
I have a dirty secret.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Kind of embarrassed, but.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Here goes you ready?
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Yes, okay?
Speaker 1 (01:52):
You know what.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Telemarkers are always calling and most.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
People are just super annoyed. I people, but I mean,
I love you.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
And now I decided to do a little twist to it.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
I actually start having phone sex with them. Wait what,
I feel like I missed that first part. You're doing
that with who? Telemarketers? The telemarketers.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
I the only person in the world who's never thought
about this. But it is so much fun versus just
like going to get.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Them off the phone.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Do they hang up pretty quickly?
Speaker 1 (02:22):
You like?
Speaker 3 (02:22):
You, well, they're just really like they're awkward with it
because they're like, wait, you know, they need to stay
on the line because you need to get their money, right,
but like they don't understand what's going on, and I
am full blown like offer winning hear me?
Speaker 2 (02:37):
I am. I'm all about it. I'm going to try
that next time I get a call like that.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
You should a lot of fun.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
I'm trying to think how that goes though. The telemarketers like, oh,
do you want to get a subscription? And you say what, oh,
yeah kind of subscription? What we're talking about here? Thank
you for telling us your dirty little secret.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
You're welcome.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Bye, what's your dirty little secret?
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Hey?
Speaker 2 (03:08):
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