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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Jewbels dirty little secret.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Hello, hello, hey, what's up? You have a dirty little secret?

Speaker 1 (00:08):
Yeah? Hey?

Speaker 3 (00:09):
Uh. You know, whenever I would like let one go
or you know, flatulate, I would blame it on the
kids or my wife.

Speaker 1 (00:16):
I'm like, oh my gosh, did you hear that? And
it'd be my fault.

Speaker 3 (00:20):
Well, then we got this little Chihuahua named Pup Pup,
and so that little dog would let one go and
it'd run away, And so I said, did you hear that?

Speaker 1 (00:30):
My wife's like, that was you guy. That wasn't the chihuahua.
That wasn't pop up, that was you. And I'm like, no,
I'm serious.

Speaker 3 (00:36):
This dog farks and runs away. Well then one day
she didn't believe me because I was always blaming the
kids and everybody else for my flatulence.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
Or one day when she was home alone, Pup let
one go and ran, you know, into the kitchen. And
it was so funny that little dog would run every
time it would fart. It was just a kid, say.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
That's funny. Say dogs are just like their owners. So
that dog wasn't going to take great of that. Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
Wanted to say. I was going to use my dirty
little secret.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
Was going to be to be on the Jubil Show
and give a promo for my band, Theater of Secrets.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
But I'm not going to do that. Yeah good, I'm
glad you didn't do that. Yeah you too. Take care man,
Thank you for your secret. Bye bye? Hey, what's up?
You have a dirty little secret? I do a little
sweet What is it about? Ten years ago?

Speaker 1 (01:32):
I hoped were my college buddies and spend the weekend
at his house. Unfortunately I hoped up with his mom.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
What is that? Unfortunate or fortunate?

Speaker 1 (01:43):
Oh, it was one of those things that just happened.
I was in the kitchen late at night, seek care. Man.
We've been drinking, kind of like a barbecue thing, and
one thing looked to another and we made up.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
You said college, right, Okay, it's a clarifyer. Is she
your wife?

Speaker 1 (02:02):
Now? No? No, the funny the dirty little secretive. A
couple of months ago, almost ten years later, I met
them in the grocery store. Oh yeah, they got a kid,
and my buddy said, man, this dude reminds me of
somebody's like deja wo no no way bo. Yeah. So

(02:26):
I took a pick of him and then I went home.
And started looking at my kids photos and oh damn,
you knocked up your friend's mom. Not intentionally, but.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
That's funny.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
Man, Thank you for very familiar.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
That's hilarious. This is a movie. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
I wanted to get confirmation, so I so I told
him that you were. Where did you take the holy.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
Oh? Man?

Speaker 1 (03:08):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (03:09):
Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.
I you got to man, have a good one. What's
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Speaker 4 (03:22):
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Speaker 2 (03:31):
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Speaker 4 (03:41):
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Speaker 2 (03:46):
Go to the Jewbelshow dot com and enter the word sun.
Good luck