Steals From Her Drunk Husband

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Jewbles dirty little secret.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Hello, Hey, you have a dirty little secret.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
Yes I do. Okay, So every Sunday my husband gets drunk,
right and whenever he's like so so wasted, I.

Speaker 4 (00:16):
Go his wallet.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
And then the next day he's like, hey, well, like
what happened? You know, did I do anything? And I'm
like no, but he didn't even notice that I had
already taken like one hundred dollars from his wallet and
he's just actually looking and I'm like, hm, I don't
think he never noticed so ever since I've been doing that.
So he gets drunk every Sunday. Then I just go
into the wallet, take one hundred dollars, two hundred hey.

(00:38):
And then the next day I'm like, hey, shopping Okay,
he doesn't know it, so I'm like all right, so
I'm moving here and I know my daughter. I was like,
you happy to keep it a secret? We your Maschell
and she's like, oh no, don't worry. She's like like,
can you speak another hundred dollars? So you can't be
for me? And I'm like, what's this this for? Meet?

Speaker 2 (01:00):
Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret. Yay,
I have a good day. Hello, Hello, Hey, what's up.
You have a dirty little secret.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
I have two little, dirty little secrets, lovely, let's hear okay.
The first one is back in nineteen and seventy five,
I was getting married and his girlfriend at the time
they broke up, she kept like making me feel uncomfortable,

(01:31):
you know, like she wanted him back. Sure, so I
wrote a letter to him to his house in her name,
stating that she was not.

Speaker 4 (01:41):
Going to be with him anymore, that she was getting
married and to leave her alone. What he said, well,
let's get married.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
And so we got married, and we stayed married until
two and five he got neck and throat cancer.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
Oh I'm sorry to hear that. Well to congratulations on
the marriage that long. You know it doesn't happen, and
obviously you know it's sad story at the end.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
But sure, but you got you, Yes I did.

Speaker 4 (02:20):
My second one is I love I love.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
To smell manure.

Speaker 4 (02:24):
I love it. I love it all right.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
You know what I'm kind of with you on that
last one. Whenever I drive through like a place that
I don't know why, I just I take big whips.
Sometimes I'll roll down the window even.

Speaker 4 (02:39):
Right, I love listening to you. I'll show the price.
Are just out of this world. I'll like wef out loud.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
Okay, thank you very much, appreciate you.

Speaker 4 (02:49):
Have a great day.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
If you need to go manure with you, if you
ever need someone to just walk around and field of
cows with you, I'm down. Have a good day, happening
to Bye bye. What's your dirty little secreing

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