Cancer Patient Sex in the ICU

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Doubles dirty little secret?

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Hello, what's up? What's up? Do you have a dirty
little secret?

Speaker 3 (00:08):
Yeah? Pretty naughty?

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Okay, sweet?

Speaker 3 (00:11):
What is it?

Speaker 2 (00:11):
We're all here to hear this one.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
Oh so I'm a brain cancer patient and I'm in
the ICU. This one girl was there I was seeing
at the time, visiting and ICU. When she leaves, another
one I was talking to shows up and I'm out
of it, like all the medicine they were getting me.
So we had an intercourse and now I see you
bed and I didn't know that bed was waited.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
The bed was waited.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
Yeah, so like it regulates how much weights on the bed.
So when she comes, you know, whatever does the thing?
The nurse comes in because of weight went up for
hundreds in town. They called me doing the deed. And
I see you.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
They came in and caught you. What did they say?

Speaker 3 (00:58):
What they say?

Speaker 1 (00:59):
They said, that's a good note to go home. The
next day, you're definitely feeling better.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
Thank you for doing a little secret.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
Man.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
Hopefully you're doing better. Oh ya, doing a lot better
back at work. Girlfriends, you got now too many? Hello,
I'm here. Hey, what's up. You have a dirty little secret?

Speaker 4 (01:24):
Yes, I do, and my heart's beating so fast because
I hope no one recognizes my voice.

Speaker 5 (01:29):
Okay, okay, I don't think they will most people. Most
people think people, okay, you can change your voice if
you want us to.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
Yeah, please, okay, all.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
Right, we'll change it.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
All right. So I'm in a relationship right now. However,
I do have a lot of girl nights out.

Speaker 6 (01:50):
And I'm like the pretty blonde girl that gets us
free dreams solid and I'm not a cheater whatsoever, but
I do see these guys members under my friend's.

Speaker 4 (02:02):
Names, just all in caps, so that when we do
go out, I invite them all to the same place
and then we get drinks for free the entire night.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
Yeah, smart, I don't want to.

Speaker 3 (02:19):
Get in trouble. Yeah, he actually went to go get coffee.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
So I'll tell.

Speaker 3 (02:24):
You guys, my dirty little people.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
Thank you. At least you're not doing anything with the
guys other than for drinks. Totally.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
I mean, I'm feel bad because I have a lot
of friends. I have like five or six friends that
we go out all together with and then they spend
the hundreds of dollars and when the lady walks in
with the flowers and the Teddy Bears. They'll be like,
what do you want. I'm like, well, I have all
these friends. You can get them all. Teddy bear and
a flower too fine for us?

Speaker 2 (02:54):
Oh wow wow?

Speaker 5 (02:56):
I mean really, I think it's kind of there bad
if they keep coming out and.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
What that work smarter and harder, right.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
Thank you for your dirty little secret.

Speaker 3 (03:07):
You're here, welcome, have a good day, you do.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
What's your dirty little secret

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