Pepper Spray Revenge

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Jules A dirty little secret.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Hello, Hello, Hey, you secret?

Speaker 1 (00:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (00:08):
So, basically, my dirty little secret was that I was
dating somebody that lived in a different city than me,
but they lived in the city where I have a
cousin that stays there. And basically he went to the
Bolden Alley and told me he was going with some friends,
and my cousin ended up at the same Bolden ally
and told me he was with a girl. So I

(00:31):
drove down there and I was waiting to see if
he was going to walk out with her, which he did,
and they ended up going to some kind of bar
together or something. So I sprayed the front top of
his car and his door handles with pepper spray because
he has a tendency of like touching his face all

(00:51):
the time, and I knew if because his door handle,
he would end up seeing his hand with wet and
put it to his face to smell it, which he did.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
I know, I say this out loud, burning.

Speaker 3 (01:04):
Yeah, he was like literally screaming in the parking lot
that his eyes was burning. Is boys are never any
help because all of his friends was just recording him
laughing at I know. Oh, I think it's an eyelash
in my eye, like something's in there I can't see.
And then he started calling me. He started calling me
like I need help, I need your help. And the
whole time I'm thinking, like, you don't even know spray

(01:28):
in your eyes? Wow?

Speaker 2 (01:32):
Yeah, pretty good.

Speaker 4 (01:33):
Honestly, I love intelligent revenge stories. There's something about it,
and I shouldn't say that out loud, but this one's funny.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.

Speaker 5 (01:42):
I'm sure you've inspired a lot more people to have
your revenge if they get cheated on.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
Have a good day you too. Thank you by hello, Hello, Hey,
what's up? You have a dirty little secret?

Speaker 1 (01:55):
I have a dirty little secret. I'm in the process
of getting a divorce, and I empower myself by doing
these little things like peeing in my seem to be
ex husband, Peloton shoes, what he makes for a smoothie
every morning with zucchini, and a couple of times I've

(02:17):
like rubbed it on my butt.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
There was an incident with his toothbrush that we probably
shouldn't mention on air.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
Incident.

Speaker 5 (02:29):
Oh wow, So basically you're peeing and rubbing his stuff
all over you.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
Yeah, I did scrub the dog bowl with his hair brush.

Speaker 5 (02:37):
Also, oh, dear, are you guys are still living together?
While are you getting divorced?

Speaker 3 (02:44):
We are getting divorced because I found in his email
a folder of nudes from a coworker.

Speaker 5 (02:50):
Okay, oh oh, you're still living together though, that was
the question.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
I'm not leaving this house, or I'm getting this house,
or I'm getting half of it.

Speaker 5 (02:59):
I think just proof that if you're going through a divorce,
you should probably separate. Peed on and rubbed it on things.

Speaker 4 (03:07):
At this point, it's making her mental feel way better.
I'd be pretty upset about that folder too, Are you
kidding me?

Speaker 2 (03:13):
Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
Thank you for letting me share my dirty little secret.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
Of course, have a good one.

Speaker 3 (03:19):
What's your dirty little secret?

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