Poo on Towels

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Jewbles dirty little Secret?

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Hello, Hey, how's it going?

Speaker 3 (00:05):
Hey you have a dirty little secret?

Speaker 1 (00:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (00:08):
I do?

Speaker 3 (00:08):
Sweet? What is it?

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Well, so long ago? So this is like when I
was seventeen, and it actually happened more than once. I
was at a friend's house and we're underage drinking unfortunately,
you know, don't do that. But I was in his
restroom in his parents' house, and it's a really nice house,

(00:32):
and his parents had these towels that were like, it's
stamped with super official logos and I don't really know
what brand it was, but there was absolutely no toilet
different and luckily enough, they were like a darker color.
But yeah, so when I heard when I finished, I

(00:57):
didn't really know what to do, and I knew her
parents were probably not gonna like me after that, So
I just folded up the towel and put it back
in the cabinet underneath a couple of other towels. Oh no, yeah, shit, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:14):
It was pretty bad. But you said this happened a
couple times.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
Yes, that is true.

Speaker 3 (01:21):
When did I ever find out?

Speaker 2 (01:24):
I have no idea. I think only one other person
knows about it, because, okay, listen, I went to her
house and her dad like a week later kept looking
at me funny, and she purposely was like going out
of his way to show me, like bathroom supplies. He
was like, yeah, can you take this soap to the bathroom? Hey,

(01:44):
can you put this towel in the cabinet?

Speaker 3 (01:46):
So why.

Speaker 4 (01:50):
Sho he probably that's why you're disgusting, all right, he
didn't do it.

Speaker 3 (01:57):
But also really it's their fault. They didn't have really
paper in the bathroom more than once.

Speaker 5 (02:02):
Yeah, but I okay, I'm trying to have you out, bro, thank.

Speaker 3 (02:09):
You, thanks for telling us your dirty little secret. Bye. Hello, Hello, Hey,
you have a dirty little secret.

Speaker 4 (02:18):
I do.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
I have a really dirty secret.

Speaker 3 (02:21):
Let's hear it.

Speaker 6 (02:22):
Okay, Well it's been a while.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
I've kept this myself, but I have to get it
out and I don't know.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
Okay, here it is.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
I have a really huge question in my boss.

Speaker 5 (02:33):
Well that makes it fun to go to work exactly.

Speaker 7 (02:36):
I wake up so excited, I like do my whole
take up like I'm glam when I walk into work.
And he's just like literally my type, like everything if
I dreamed of in a man.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
He's like paws and it's bad and I don't know
what to do.

Speaker 3 (02:52):
Is he married or in a relationship or anything? Great question,
that's the problem.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
He is married and he has three kids.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
Stand down, lady, Yeah, ask if he has a brother.

Speaker 6 (03:04):
Oh no, he doesn't. I know everything about him me.
He doesn't have a brother. And there was even a
bigger issue here though, So.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
You know, naturally I flirt with him because I like
him so much, and recently he's been flirting back with me,
and so now there's a lot of sexual tensions between us,
and I just don't know where this is going. I
don't know what to do. I do feel bad.

Speaker 3 (03:28):
I know I.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
Shouldn't do this. He's married, he's got two kids, a
whole family, but there's something going off between us, and
I don't know how to stop.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
It, don't want to continue it.

Speaker 3 (03:37):
I don't know what to.

Speaker 5 (03:38):
Do when you're playing with fire, Mama.

Speaker 3 (03:41):
I know, I know, I just I can't.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
I really can't help. I should I leave the job,
like there's nothing I can do in there? Like I
just can't control myself.

Speaker 5 (03:50):
Really, I guess it depends on what kind of job,
Like you know, like, what are you doing in this position?
Can you find another job where you're doing the same thing,
or maybe the hey is similar, like getting yourself out
of temptation, especially when you could blow up somebody's life.

Speaker 3 (04:05):
I don't know. That just doesn't feel right or.

Speaker 4 (04:07):
Can you do like the same job, but like maybe
like on a different part of your job.

Speaker 3 (04:11):
Basically we have it from boss. That makes sense.

Speaker 6 (04:13):
Yeah, yeah, I do have that ability and that's out
of that.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
Do you guys think maybe if I just, you know,
make out with him just one time.

Speaker 3 (04:24):
I don't think.

Speaker 4 (04:26):
I don't think that there's going to get out of
your system. It might make it worse, actually definitely worse.

Speaker 7 (04:30):
Oh just like literally day, Jim, I can't even focus
at work. You passify me and like I literally don't
even know how to do my job.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
He is driving me crazy.

Speaker 7 (04:42):
He's so hot and when he talks, I just like,
right now, I'm just you know, the.

Speaker 5 (04:46):
Solution to this type of problem is always just finding
somebody else just it's hot to get under so you
get over that in your mind.

Speaker 3 (04:53):
That might help. And a cold.

Speaker 1 (04:54):
Shower, yeah, one of those like plunge, like the ice plunges.

Speaker 3 (05:01):
Thank you for telling us your dirty little secret. Please
don't put yourself please

Speaker 4 (05:08):
What's your dirty little secret,

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