Costco Thief

➡︎ The Jubal Show’s Dirty Little Secret

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Jewbles dirty little secret here?

Speaker 2 (00:03):
What's up? I? Hey, you have a dirty little secret.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
Yeah, but I don't want to give anyone.

Speaker 4 (00:11):
Any ideas too. Okay.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
So when I was living, you know, paycheck almost paycheck
for a while, I remember something. So I would start
on like local marketing places and I might see word
with the Costco and I would find things that people
had bought at Costco, like couches, furniture, like a fireplace
that they were selling pretty cheap. And a couple of times,

(00:36):
like four or five, they would talk to me like, oh,
you know, I love buying stuff that people bought from Costco.
Would love to grab this from you, the approve of
purchase just case Costco ultair warranty. And every time they
gave it to me, so I would. For example, most
the last time I did that, I bought like a

(00:56):
fireplace entertainment center from someone on Facebook for one hundred dollars,
and it gave me the copy of the Costco receipt.
So I walked into Costco, returned it and got seven.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
Hundred and eighty dollars. Because because I needed diapers and
gas and not a fire place.

Speaker 4 (01:17):
Wow, that was my option.

Speaker 3 (01:18):
Right then, and walked in. This was a house warming president.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
I don't like it anymore.

Speaker 4 (01:23):
Okay, click click here you go. I think you did.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
Just used to like Finess Costco when I was struggling. Wow,
that's a great life actor. I was gonna say, honestly,
pop off, that's what That's.

Speaker 4 (01:39):
What I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
I don't not you know, do with the information as
you will, however, really values their return policy and with
your membership you pay for a question with return.

Speaker 4 (01:50):
Wow, customers doesn't matter who bought it.

Speaker 3 (01:55):
Dang.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
Well, thank you for your dirty little secret. H Yeah, well,
have a good day. Thank you. Hello, Hey you have
a dirty little secret.

Speaker 4 (02:07):
Yeah. I got mad at my brothers, two of my
brothers and their women, and I put a curse on them.
You what, I put a curse on them?

Speaker 3 (02:17):
Oh jeez, how do you do that? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (02:21):
I just did a cell And now they're having the
worst bad lucks. They're just got taken away, they lost
their jobs. Wow. Yeah, so I was just fed up
with them.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
Are you going to reverse the spell at any point?

Speaker 4 (02:38):
Yeah, I'm going to reverse it. I'm just I'm kind
of letting it play out. Sim a lesson.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
Oh, don't get.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
On your bad side. Yeah, all right, well you were
telling us your dirty little secret.

Speaker 1 (02:56):
What's your dirty little secret.