Sex in the Doctor’s Office

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Jewbles dirty little secret.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Hey, what's up?

Speaker 3 (00:05):
Hi?

Speaker 2 (00:05):
You have a dirty little secret?

Speaker 1 (00:07):
Oh gosh. So I went in to get my I
D put in.

Speaker 4 (00:14):
And my ex went with me, and it.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
Was super uncomfortable. They couldn't put it in. I was
in tears.

Speaker 4 (00:22):
So the doctor's like, okay, sorry about that.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
You know, you guys handle your business.

Speaker 4 (00:28):
He came into the room with me, and so we
had sex and the doctor's.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
Office you wait with the doctor or with your husband.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
Yeah, with my ex?

Speaker 4 (00:39):
Oh wait, they left because they couldn't put it in
and I was in here.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
I'll give you guys with second.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
Interesting So you were getting birth control and then paused
on birth control and just did it anyway, okay?

Speaker 2 (00:56):
Oh yeah, yeah, all right, well.

Speaker 4 (01:04):
Oria curious like you got to be like secretive about it,
like I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:10):
Yeah, there was a curtain and maybe she wouldn't want
to come back in because I was a little upset,
and you just kind of like give it her.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
Time or whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
It's so funny.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
Took advantage of it well for you.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
Yeah, and thank you for your dirty little secret.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
A good way you do.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
Hello, Hello, what's up. You have a dirty little secret?

Speaker 1 (01:35):
Yes, I do.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
Sweet what is it?

Speaker 3 (01:39):
Well, I work from home and my wife does not
work from home. She has a nine to five. She
goes out the house and she loves to cook. She
isn't the best cook.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
She is not a good cook.

Speaker 3 (01:50):
She's a great woman, not a good cook. Okay, so dinner.
She usually makes dinner and then have it left over
for lunch for me. It's like, here's your lunch any
you know, putting a container for you and I can't
do it. So I sent it to the dog before

(02:12):
i'd thrown it away and the neighbor's garbage can so
she won't see it. I've gotten caught by the neighbor.
So I had a lot of them and tell them
what I was putting my trash in their Yeah, she
is not not a good cook, great woman, not a
good cook.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
Yeah what do you tell her? Do you come back
home and be like the food was amazing?

Speaker 3 (02:33):
Yeah, so thanks for getting lunch together from me. And
it was tasty. It's gonna be I love it.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
And then she's like, okay, I'll make dinner. Like I'm hunger,
I haven't eaten all day. Wait, what thanks for your
dirty little secret.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
Yeah, you're welcome by what's your dirty little secret,

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