Pooed Himself on a Date

➡︎ The Jubal Show’s Dirty Little Secret

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Jubiles Dirty Little Secret.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Hello, hey you dirty little secret. I do, man, I do? After?

Speaker 1 (00:08):
What is it?

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Literally? So, I've been.

Speaker 1 (00:11):
Wanting to go out on the day with this girl
that I've known for years, and uh, finally got a
chance to go out with her. Kind I set a
restaurant to go out with her too, and went freaking awesome. Bro,
I mean this is just like I was like living
a dream because I was like, man, I never thought
I'd be able to put out this girl. Party got
a chance too, So I'm out with her. It was
the time we're cutting up or laughing and everything goes well,
I have some dreams and in the middle of me

(00:32):
blurred out laughing.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
I end up. First I thought, was I just a part?

Speaker 1 (00:37):
Was a clean part, you know what I'm saying. I
was like, man, this is a clean part, you know.
I was just you know, it's a clean part.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
And then and then I realized, after you know whatever,
it's not like eternity. But it was probably like a
split second I think, oh my god, myself.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
Oh no, I like cool, like like it was more
than a It wasn't. It wasn't a wet part. It
was it was it was it was there. It was
something hot, you know. It was like it was the
sound like yeah, and well that's the thing. I was
like my eyeballs like just jumped out of my head.
I'm thinking like she's like just caught it mainly, but

(01:12):
she was just still laughing. So I was like, Okay,
I'm going to clear my shame kind of like went
down a little bit because I was like, oh, he
didn't notice. So I tried to call myself and I
was like, oh my god, I want to freak.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
Am I gonna do?

Speaker 2 (01:24):
And I can smell it and I'm just like, man
like sell this stuff the whole day. Yeah, And I'm
like I had to throw in the White House, like
there's no way I'm gonna like just like, yeah, we're
gonna work this out. Let's see, let's go dance now,
you know, let's go you know, Desard. After this, I
was like this is over. I was like, man, I
had to call it a day. I went to the

(01:46):
bathroom and I went over there and crecked up as
good as I could have. It was the worst, and
I just had to tell her, you know, I'm start
going to end the date. And she was just like
what's like, why, Like, what's going on? It's like it
was a good time and it was so weird because
I couldn't even come up with an excuse. It was
I was like I couldn't like yeah, so I'm looking
like why, I'm like I just have to. I'm like,
was like, what's the probably looked at me like I

(02:06):
was crazy, Wow, you have to? So yeah, it was
so sad. I haven't. It was sad. She's just all
these years. I've noticed girl for ten years. Oh you
still know her? I wish I didn't, But now I
was like, which I did it the patient? I don't know.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
Maybe with the ten years was like waiting to finally
get a chance to go out with her and just just.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
Let it out. But it was You're like a little puppy.
You are so excited your exactly, I'm cute and dirty.
I'm cute and dirty. They look so bad. Thanks for
your dirty secret. They care? Thank you? All right? Hello,
Hey I'm here. Hey, what's up?

Speaker 1 (02:51):
You have a dirty little secret?

Speaker 2 (02:53):
I do? Well, let's hear it.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
So my stop did growing up was a total jerk,
and he always demanded me or my friends to make
him lunch or make him a sweet tea. And so
one day he was being a total act to me,
and so I decided because he wanted a sweet tea
and a ham sandwich, So me and.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
My friends cut together.

Speaker 3 (03:18):
And remember in the movie, it's how he would like
do a loodie but suck it back up. Yeah, okay,
So I both of us actually did a little bit
of that and his sweet tea. And then I had
a pet catfish, and so I would feed it worms.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
So we had a fridge full of worms.

Speaker 3 (03:38):
And so I cut it up into really really tiny
pieces and I put it in a sandwich and he
ate it. And I've never told him.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
Oh my god, well thank you for telling us. You're welcome.
Oh I didn't eat it. Yeah, I probably won't never
have sweet tea again after that. Guys, what's your dirty
little secret?