Vanessa & Ryan - Even Stevens

➡︎ The Jubal Show’s Dirty Little Secret

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Jewbles dirty little secret.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Hello, Hello, Hey, what's up? You have a little secret?

Speaker 3 (00:08):
I do?

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Hey, what is it?

Speaker 3 (00:10):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (00:11):
So my name and a couple of years back, I
went on this date with.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
This other guy named and it was the most embarrassing date.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
Of my life.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
Oh so what happened was is we got tacos and.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
It went well and he told me about how he.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
Was death and I was like, okay, that's cool, and
we went back to my place.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
Natural stuff happened, and the next morning.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
His earpiece died, so he couldn't hear.

Speaker 3 (00:38):
Me no matter what I said, and I he ended
up leading into kids me and I ended up farting
due to the tacos.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
It was the.

Speaker 3 (00:47):
Loudest machine gun of my life. And thank god she
didn't hear it because he was death. But I started
to walk away in the room and he grabbed my
hand and twirled me like a ballerina. And then they
know with me in the fume, so like he's kissing me.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
All I can smell.

Speaker 3 (01:05):
It's how bad my part was. It was like the
most magically just got kids out of my life. But
I thought you could hear it?

Speaker 2 (01:17):
Can he not smell too? I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
He didn't hear it.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
Thank god, it was so long.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
Did you ever see him again? No, my god, that's
so funny. I wonder if you at the same time,
like a silence, so we thought it was him.

Speaker 3 (01:39):
I hope my head it was so raunchy like talk.
Oh God got me too. I was trying to.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
Pull away and get away from the fume cloud.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
Well, thank you for that. Man really painted the picture.

Speaker 3 (01:57):
Your show you why.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
Hello? Yes, hey, you have a dirty little secret? I do, sweet?
What is it?

Speaker 1 (02:09):
Okay? So, a couple of years ago, my brother in
law you used to live with here, So he did
to live with us, and I hated him so so
much that like when he would go to work, because
he would sleep in the livery room right, so he
would be he would only share just one red restroom,
which is you know, we wouldn't go in there. So
when he would go to work, I would seak into
the restroom and I would grab his charger, his phone charger,

(02:31):
and I would put chlorox in it. I would put
it like dip it in water. And then when he came home,
he charged it and he connected to his phone. And
then as soon as he connected it like his phone
shut off, so he was so worried. He's like, what
am I going to do?

Speaker 2 (02:44):
Like my phone?

Speaker 1 (02:45):
And then now I think it's the charger. He started
going crazy. But then his phone stopped working and I'm like,
oh my god, what did I do?

Speaker 3 (02:51):
It? Didn't think it.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
Was going to do all that. So then he went
the next day, I got himself on new phone and
I'm like, I don't care. I hate him that much.
Oh my god, don't care. That's what he gets for being.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
I don't know you could break a phone by dipping
the charger in chloroxe.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
Oh yeah, I really didn't think so either. But I'm like,
oh my god, he's going to connect it back to
his phone. And then when he did it, I'm like, oh,
squad win and I was good. I'm pretty sick. But anyways,
he deserved him.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
That's so funny. That's funny. The creative levels of evil
is so impressive. Yeah, well, thank you for secret, thank
you for telling us your dirty little secret.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
All right, all right bye?

Speaker 2 (03:30):
What's your dirty little secret