Lying About your Age to Bf

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Jubles dirty little secret.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Hello, Hi, Hey, what's up? You have a dirty little secret?
I do. I'm terrible.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
Okay, So I started dating this twenty nine year old
back in December, and I'm forty one.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
I told him I was thirty five, So he has
no idea.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
I told him because this film gross.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
Now, because it's gross.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
I just it's such a lie. And now I don't
know how to talk's been so long, and.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
I just feel dirty.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
You all been dating for like six years? And he said,
I know you're actual age.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
No, no, no, only since December.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
Oh that would make him not oh, very legal. I
was thinking that twenty nine thought, She said twenty No,
it's twenty nine. Twenty nine. Okay, that's fine.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
What are you schirping about twelve years?

Speaker 2 (00:56):
It's not crazy, But I don't know. I think you
should just enjoy the ride and two birthdays, one for
your family were the right numbers on the cab, and
then only never have a birthday around other people with him.
That's all. He let it slip, and he's like, what
I told you? What do you mean?

Speaker 4 (01:13):
Thank you for telling us your dirty little secret? Of course, Hello,
what's up you have a dirty little secret. I do
have a dirty little secret. Well, let's hear it.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
So my dirty little secret is that I have signed
my husband up for every possible political email, text message,
robo call, if you can imagine something. We got into
some dumb fight where he just was not understanding my
point of view.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
And I these ads came up on the.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
TV and I was like, I know exactly what I'm
going to do.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
And I just wanted to do something to annoy him.

Speaker 3 (01:53):
But now it's it's become a big thing in our
house because he's getting a lot of text messages and
emails in full.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
That's funny. This might be the most diabolical dirty little
secret we've ever had. It is long lasting, it is
subtle and intrusive, genius. I like it. The funny really is. Yeah.
The funny thing about this is is I've heard people
do this as revenge to exes. Meanwhile, you're doing it
to your husband's messages. Better. You get to see it
happen firstand you get to be like, I don't know

(02:22):
why getting all these You're like, I have no idea.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
Yeah, he renewed his license last month and I was like, Babe,
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
You must have checked a box something that's funny. Well,
thank you for telling us your dirty little secret. Thank
you guys, have a great day. What's your dirty little secret.

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