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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Jewbles.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Dirty little secret, You have a dirty little secret?
Speaker 3 (00:05):
I sure do. So.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
Basically, my boyfriend is obsessed with Halloween. I mean he
goes all out. He decorates the front porch, the yard, everything,
and it is just, you know, it's cute, and I don't.
I don't love it, but he thinks that I love it.
And that's pretty much my secret is that I actually
(00:27):
hate it.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
I hate Halloween. That's true sacrifice. Yeah, so you play along.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
I play along because I'm nice and I don't want
to rock the boat, you know, but it's messy, it's unnecessary.
I hate all the clutter and candy is really bad
for you.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Do you just hate holidays or a Halloween that's fun?
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Halloween holidays are fine, okayween? You don't even get off work.
It's not even a federal holidays.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Does he take off? Does he like Halloween so much
he takes off awful work for a couple of days.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
Oh yeah, he requests off for the whole week. We
do a whole party. I mean it's a lot of
you guys.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Oh Like, he's really into Halloween. But I want to
come to that period.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Yeah, I mean it's fun, but just like the setup
and the breakdown and the cleanup. It's just not worth
it to me.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
That's nice of you. Thank you for telling you dirty
little secret.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Yeah, no problem.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Hey, what's up? You have a dirty little secret?
Speaker 3 (01:25):
I do?
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Sweet? Okay, let's hear it.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Okay, So I recently just found out that my ex
was cheating on me.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Oh I'm sorry, Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
We broke up and I realized that I had left
my sun watches with him in his car, and.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
You wanted the sunglasses back.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
I did. So I was driving past, contemplating for a
little while, just like knock on his door and asked
for it. I unblock him. I ended up going to
his car and seeing them like right in the rear window.
(02:14):
You saw your glasses in the window, or you saw
him with a different girl in the window with you? Well,
I actually caught him cheating at our old apartment.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
Yeah yeah, okay, so you saw the glasses in the window.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
I too. So I saw my sung glasses in the window,
and I was like trying to jiggle the door handle.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Okay, but did you smash a window?
Speaker 5 (02:40):
Though?
Speaker 3 (02:42):
I ended up thinking about how he was cheating.
Speaker 5 (02:46):
On men with this one girl. I went a little
crazy and I and I sort of kicked to his
window and his door and.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Then I was able to get my son.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
Go oh sweet, got your sunglasses back, though, Does he
know it's you?
Speaker 1 (03:07):
No, he thinks he was robbed after all that.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Yeah, he thinks someone for actually like break into his
car to take his car. He doesn't know that I
left my sunglasses in there.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
Okay, well, thank you for telling you a little secret.
Got your sunglasses back, that's happy. Yeah, I'm sure it
was therapeutic too.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Oh, it was very therapey. What's your dirty little secret