She Slept With Her BFF’s Dad

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Jewbles. Dirty little secret?

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Hello, Hello, Hey, you have a dirty little secret.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
I absolutely do.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Yay, what is it? I hooked up.

Speaker 4 (00:11):
With my best friend's dad?

Speaker 3 (00:12):
What?

Speaker 4 (00:12):
WHOA?

Speaker 2 (00:13):
I'd love these stories. They never understand how it happens. Yeah,
take it out through the experience. How did that happen?

Speaker 4 (00:20):
Let me paint you a freaking picture.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (00:23):
So her and her mom and dad have been divorced
for like thirty years. She's thirty six and thirty five.
Now they're best friends still. Her dad has like a
bachelor pad type thing. It's got this huge pole, waterfall, outdoor, kitchen,
bully shock bar, Like he's.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
Got the bachelor Padkay.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
They lived four blocks away from each other.

Speaker 4 (00:42):
So every summer when I was twenty one, I'd bring
over a bottle on the weekend and we'd get drunk, swim,
hang out whatever. Her dad would make a strink, food,
all that stuff. Mom would come over, her sister would
come over. It was a totally normal thing. So one
day I get a call from her, Hey, let's go
to my dad's house.

Speaker 3 (01:00):
Cool.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
I'll pick up a bottle. I show up to her
dad's house. I call her.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
I'm like, yo, I'm.

Speaker 3 (01:04):
Here, but just come in.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
She says something came up.

Speaker 4 (01:07):
I can't never mind, let's like go tomorrow. I'm already
there her dad and there's the door. I'm like walking in.
As she's saying that, I'm like, oh, okay, cool.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
And I told her dad.

Speaker 4 (01:16):
I'm like, well'm alty you want to make Margarita's.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
Like whatever, And so, you know, we crack open the bottle.

Speaker 3 (01:23):
He makes some tacos all that stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
And as he's making like picture.

Speaker 4 (01:26):
Number two, we're in the kitchen and I noticed a
certified massage certificate and I'm like, yeah, I'm like, so,
who's the massous And he's like, well, technically, I'm like
a certified massuse like that's kind of my thing on
the side.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
And I was like, really, well, my dad, here's.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
Oh my gosh, we aren't you sore somewhere?

Speaker 4 (01:50):
And so like he takes me to the back room
where like she had a bed, he had like all
that stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
He gives me a legit massage and then you know,
kind of does that little like present things with the thungs.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
I movie that credit cards.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
Okay, so like movies, you know, you go up the
side gonna do that. They going into it and one
thing to another and well listen, pequila me is a
different version. We haven't let her out in a long time.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
We're telling this little secret. Did it only happened once?

Speaker 4 (02:28):
It only happened once? You tried later to like get
stuff started while her mom was there and she was
there and her sister was there, and I was like,
shut that down.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
If not worth my friendship?

Speaker 2 (02:38):
Wait, Nina did want to know? Is he hot?

Speaker 3 (02:40):
Hot?

Speaker 2 (02:41):
Like not even?

Speaker 4 (02:42):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (02:42):
That was like.

Speaker 4 (02:45):
But again, yeah, exactly, Maybe would have been a different start.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
Know, Well, thank you for telling this little secret.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
Yeah, no problem.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
Bye, Hello, Hello, Hey, what's up? You have a dirty
little secret? Have the thing that changes your voice?

Speaker 3 (03:04):
H So my dirty little secret is that only one
other person that was that. It's my husband, and it's
something I've been wanting to get them off my.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
Chest for a while.

Speaker 3 (03:19):
Uh, my husband and I separated about a year ago
and we're we're back together now. But during our separation,
I had an affair and he knows about it, and uh,
things obviously didn't work out. But now our marriage and

(03:41):
my husband and I are so much happier than we
ever were before.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
That's good.

Speaker 3 (03:46):
So yeah, that's my dirty little secret.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
Well, you guy, if you guys are separated, is it
really an affair?

Speaker 1 (03:56):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (03:56):
That's been something I've always thought about, but I never
really thought about it too bard. I think the.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
Rule is probably if if your husband thinks it is,
then it is. But he seems to be okay with it,
so I wouldn't let on you anymore.

Speaker 3 (04:10):
No, it's it's not heavy on me anymore. But it's
just something that I just wanted to get off my chat.

Speaker 5 (04:15):
Yeah, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.
And I'm glad you guys are doing good.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
Yeah for real?

Speaker 3 (04:21):
Yeah, thank you. I just want to say I love
you guys, So thank you very much.

Speaker 5 (04:28):
All right, thank you, and whoever whoever it was that
that you had a little fling with, obviously they showed
you that your husband is where it's ashed.

Speaker 2 (04:41):
Thank you very much, Greener, have a good day.

Speaker 1 (04:47):
What's your dirty little secret.

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