She's in Love with a Cartoon

➡︎ The Jubal Show’s Dirty Little Secret

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Doubles Dirty Little Secret. Hello, Hello, you have a dirty
Little Secret?

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Yes I do.

Speaker 1 (00:08):
Hey, what is it?

Speaker 3 (00:10):
So? I am absolutely infatuated with romantically with a fictional character.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
Yeah, it's so. It's from the show that got canceled
back in like the twenty tens. It's a show called
super Jail and it's.

Speaker 3 (00:30):
The main character of the Warden and he's super Jail.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
As we all google super Jail. This is a cartoon show,
Yes it is.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
And I'm literally so obsessed that my entire room is
covered in pictures of him.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
Warden fin art, Is that right?

Speaker 2 (00:49):
Fan art? Yeah, you find some artists.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
Is there a lot of fan art of him? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:01):
I would save most of the art is of him. Yeah,
and I'm very glad for obvious reason.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
Well he fun looking. Oh yeah, I love his.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
Silly little smile. He's sky, He's my squeam crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
The one has a gap in nuts like I'm curious. Yeah, okay, yeah, yeah,
I don't.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
Want us to like purple suit and a two gap.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
Yeah. So do you have pictures of him, like above
your bed or something?

Speaker 3 (01:28):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:28):
Yeah, I have.

Speaker 3 (01:29):
They're like above my bed, they're like around my mirror.
Whenever I stay there on every single wall of my room,
like all four walls.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
They are on all four walls of my room.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
Wow, are you in a relationship or do you have
trouble dating? Or do people get jealous of this guy?

Speaker 3 (01:45):
I am actually in a committed relationship with someone in
real life, and he supports me.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
He knows that, like he will always be my number one,
not the warden.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
You know you crush on the warden purple suit and
black out his frontoons.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
I'm trying them.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
It is not a problem, y'all.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
Hello, Hello, Hey, you have a dirty little secret.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
I do have a dirty little secret.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
Sweet, what is it?

Speaker 4 (02:17):
I used to be at GM for subway and they
have no idea how much food I stole?

Speaker 1 (02:26):
Like how much?

Speaker 2 (02:27):
Like I'm not talking about.

Speaker 4 (02:28):
Like a sandwich or some ships or one of the cookies.
Like so I was in control of the camera, so
I moved the cameras so they're they're not facing the
parking lot, and I would take like just box of
cold cut bread.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
I took the cookies too, Like you gotta take those.

Speaker 4 (02:46):
Constantly.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
I mean, is it really stealing if you're just like
you know, borrowing a few things from the place that
you put all of your time and energy into. Yeah,
it is. They pay you for that time and energy.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
Well, if you're ed by mom's birthday partument.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
Technically, if you work for Subway, you're a sandwich artist.
So you're just taking home your art supplies.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
They didn't buy that.

Speaker 4 (03:08):
They didn't buy that.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
Oh did they finally catch you?

Speaker 2 (03:12):
No? No, no, they were going.

Speaker 4 (03:14):
Actually I didn't have one manager come up to me
and it's like, hey, let's maybe we should talk to
your people about waste.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
The numbers are going, you know, just weird numbers.

Speaker 4 (03:23):
I go, you've got it, buddy.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
I had a meeting.

Speaker 4 (03:27):
I had a meeting and he was there and I
was like, listen, I'm not here to point fingers, but
we're losing a lot of food.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
And he gives me a thumbs up.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
It's like a good job. Wow, Well, thank you for
telling us your dirty little secret.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
You're welcome.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
What's your dirty little secret.