Stole a Guitar

➡︎ The Jubal Show’s Dirty Little Secret

When you have something weighing on your mind, and need to get it out there into the world. You confess it. In this case you confess it publicly, and still yet anonymously. What's your dirty little secret? Let us know you have a Dirty Little Secret of your own here: https://forms.gle/bLGZENWcGXaK9Jcs7

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Jubles dirty little secret.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Hello, Hello, Hey, you have a dirty little secret?

Speaker 3 (00:07):
I sure do. Hey, what up?

Speaker 2 (00:11):
Whaty what's your dirty little secret?

Speaker 3 (00:14):
Yeah? Hey, before I get to that, my name's Guy.
Hi Nina, I'm your admirer. How are you, sweetie? Hi,
I'm good, Thank you? How are you? I'm good? And
of course I bring a song.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
This one's kind of silly, but it's happy happy hallo ween.

Speaker 3 (00:29):
Hallo ween, hallo ween. Yeah, I love it.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
That wasn't taking a long time to write.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
I know that's a real complicated one right there. Hey,
but this is more of a.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
Dirty little secret so I can get it off my
chest in the universal musical history of music. Now, when
I was young, everybody wanted to be a rock star
and play guitar.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
Now, everybody wanted to be a rapper. Back then, everybody
used to want to play guitar and be a rock star.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
You know.

Speaker 3 (01:01):
So on my block, we all got together every weekend.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
We'd smoke and drink a lot of beer and play guitar, right,
and we all had like beat up acoustics. Well then
this one guy, he got a brand new Gibson Electric Okay,
and I was like super like envious.

Speaker 3 (01:16):
You know. I don't want to go there and say jealous,
but I was super envious.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
Right.

Speaker 3 (01:20):
It's around Christmas time.

Speaker 1 (01:22):
I walk into the music store about eleven am, okay,
and I'm like, hey, hello.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
I'm looking around.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
I don't see anybody in there. This is terrible because
I'm not usually a thief.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
You know.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
What it was was the combination of Christmas and my
friend getting this new electric which was like, you know,
getting a Cadillac back then. Anyway, so I see this
beautiful Gibson less Paul just.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
Calling my name, and I was like, do I really
have to pull this off? And I'm looking around. I'm
going to every part of me. It's so I don't
know if this guy was in the back using the bathroom.
I don't know what he was doing.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
But anyways, I grabbed that last Paul and I walked
out of the store and I put it in my
car and the rest of his history so I just
kind of wanted to get that off my chest. But
that last Paul I played in several bands and had
the best time of my life with that guitar. So
I don't know if that's helps or anything, but I
just wanted to get that off my chest and I
love you guys show and hey, yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:20):
Old guitar.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
He's a thief.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
But it's okay, not anymore, not anymore. That was just
that one time. But you know, I'm trying to I
had to tell the world. So all my friends thought
that my aunt and uncle bought it for me, and
I didn't want to tell him. Gee, I ripped this off.
Care all right, take care. Let's see you later, all

(02:44):
right later, bye?

Speaker 2 (02:45):
Hi, Hello, Hello, Hey, what's up? You have a dirty
little secret?

Speaker 3 (02:50):
I do, sweet? What is it? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (02:53):
I just started dating this guy, and you know, now
we're starting to meet each other's families.

Speaker 3 (03:01):
As I'm meaning his family, I'm realizing that.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
Literally all of the other guys in his family are
way hotter than him.

Speaker 3 (03:12):
They are they single, well some of them, I mean
his brother, but like his dad is in.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
Are you thinking about switching family members?

Speaker 3 (03:25):
Like I would be lying if I said the thought
didn't enter my mind. But you know, it's like it's
ulate for that. I don't know what you do with that.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
I guess you use it as inspiration, right.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
You look around the room and you go.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
Upstairs and you say, let's go.

Speaker 3 (03:41):
Close your eyes and let whatever.

Speaker 2 (03:47):
Yeah, you can do that. To be careful that you
don't say the wrong.

Speaker 3 (03:50):
Name, right right, trying not to learn any of their name,
the dad's name. I.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
Instead of like calling me daddy, it's like call me
your daughter real quick. Thanks for your dirty little secret.

Speaker 3 (04:08):
Thanks. What's your dirty little secret exactly?