Chocolate Sex

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Jewbles Dirty Little Secret?

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Hello, Hello, Hey, what's up? You have a dirty little secret?
Oh yes, I do. Oh well, sweet, we're ready to
hear what is it?

Speaker 3 (00:12):
Trying to get this off my chest. I'm a pretty
open guy, but this is just something I can't really
tell anyone.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
But you don't have my as well.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
Tell the radio show make your guys a little better.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
Yeah, thank you.

Speaker 3 (00:21):
All right. So, like a couple of years ago, what
I was under rage at the time, Let's just preface that.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
Okay, you're wet, I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (00:29):
Oh got it, got it at the time. At the time,
I was I was on a cruise, and I'll be
honest you it's pretty in terms of like the text game,
I was pretty vanilla dude, okay, And I took my
grandparents car because he had like the like free drink tests. Yeah,
so you know, I still get to the bars. I
was single the time too, on floort with all these

(00:50):
like thirty year old woman just seeing what's happening, and
you're like, I caught a fish. Yeah, okay, I was.
I was feeling feeling with the field rhythm is I
don't know, it was pretty new to everything. It was
high school wasn't too good for me, okay, so come
back to the room and then I'll be honest, I
acted like a big.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
Game and it was a complete both.

Speaker 3 (01:13):
And she she's like, oh you into freaky stuff. Oh boy,
And I was like, what's your definition? So she's like,
go fresh it up real quick, so she orders room service.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
Yeah all right.

Speaker 3 (01:27):
So she puts that aside, and like stuff starts going okay,
and then she just like closed your eyes and she
uh proceeds to like take I didn't know at the time,
but like I feel like this becausey stuff all over me.
And she took the tire chocolate cake, put it on
you know what, and it started to proceed and uh

(01:48):
like eat it around it and like telling.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
Me to like, oh no, I like chocolate as much
as the next person, but not that much.

Speaker 3 (02:03):
Yeah, listen. Fun fact is I didn't know this, but
I have an allergy chocolate.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
Something else.

Speaker 3 (02:14):
So like it's something with cacao, Like I don't know.
I got like some I swell. It's like I got
like hives and stuff. So I didn't know this.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
So you stay, you swelled up and got hives? Did
you go to the hospital.

Speaker 3 (02:30):
Yeah, So I'm like, damn, I didn't know I was
that big, but I'm like, oh, something's wrong.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 3 (02:40):
And then I ended up going, uh so I have
like an e er on like the hospital ship.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
Yeah and so and.

Speaker 3 (02:48):
Then I go in and this guy's like what the
hell happened? And then because of that room talking for
me total now, Thank god I knew I had an allergy.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
But yeah, che cake will never be the same for
us either. Thank you.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
Oh yeah, well, thank you for telling us your dirty
little secret.

Speaker 3 (03:07):
Man.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
Stay away from that.

Speaker 3 (03:11):
Oh yeah, no more to account for me, not for
a very long time.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
I would love to talk to an er doctor. You
don't even they come through there. Go I explain that
I'm paramedic too.

Speaker 3 (03:21):
I see a lot of weird but that nothing pops out.

Speaker 2 (03:26):
Thank you for your dirty little secret man. Appreciate you have.

Speaker 3 (03:29):
A go one, of course. God bach you guys go.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
Hello, hello, hey, you have a dirty little secret. Okay,
I'm gonna try to catch my breast because I can't
believe I much be talking to your pupl I'm talking
to you. This is cool, so I ag chicken, Wait
what did you say you have a legal chicken? Wait

(03:55):
what I have a whole gang of them. Really, that
is cool. That is cool. That's actually like, are you
a millennial? That's a trend among millennials is to have
a bunch of chickens. What why? I don't know. I
read an article about it. Can you believe it's the league?

Speaker 1 (04:12):
Oh my city?

Speaker 2 (04:12):
You can well? Do they make noise my hands? Yeah? No?
Oh that's great. That's crazy. What happens if they find
out you have all these illegal chickens?

Speaker 3 (04:24):
Okay, so they find somebody, but they said they live
in ten days and if they didn't, they were going
to find them five.

Speaker 2 (04:29):
Hundred and fifty dollars a day. Oh it is that's wild.
Why can't you have chickens? I know? What do you
do with the chickens? I eat their eggs? I don't
know why. That's funny. Thank you for telling us your
dirty little secret. It's definitely safe with us. You're funny.
Thank you. Yeah. I think that I felt whispering.

Speaker 3 (04:51):
Can you raise homelessly?

Speaker 2 (04:53):
I can't believe I'm still whispering. Have a good day
you too, Lie bry Or Turney, little sea Cran

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