Smuggled Drugs “Up There”

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Jewbles Dirty Little Secret.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Hello, Hi, Hey, you have a dirty Little Secret?

Speaker 3 (00:07):
Yeah, I do, so just for reference, I'm like pushing
thirty now. But this was when I was probably like
twenty one or something like that. My friend and I
went on a cruise and we stopped in Cosmo. We
started talking to some of the locals and they offered
us some like vacation fun goodies, which we were under

(00:30):
the impression that that was just marijuana.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
It wasn't.

Speaker 3 (00:36):
It was definitely more of a powdery substence. So we
took it still and a lot of chaos actually ensued
with this.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
Are we talking about fun dip?

Speaker 4 (00:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (00:50):
Yeah, anyway kinda Oh how was your time?

Speaker 1 (00:54):
So it was good.

Speaker 3 (00:56):
But once we got it the cruise like horn started blowing,
so we had a back on it, and now we
had all this stuff on it.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
Don't play with that kind of stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
So my friend she looks more Latin, which she was
able to go through the doors where people who live
there can go through, like towards the dog.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
Oh wow, that way wow.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
And I went through the dogs.

Speaker 3 (01:21):
Yeah, and she had the stuff I went through the
dogs got through.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
We met up in front of the.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
Cruise tried to get on and then the X rays
or whatever came, and that's when.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
I looked at her and I was like, girl, you're
gonna have to like shut or something because it's gonna
see it in the X ray. So she did, and
we got through the X ray and everything went in
slow motion.

Speaker 3 (01:48):
We turned around, the life went green, and we were
free to go, and we just like folted up to
our room.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
See, you know how many times I wish I had
a pocket like that built into me. You do just
like that like that, that's what you thought of.

Speaker 3 (02:03):
Oh my gosh, thank god whatever bagging was ended first,
Thank god nothing got inside of her.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
Yeah, to make it all the bored better though.

Speaker 3 (02:11):
So when we got up there, I heard this.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
Scene's going and I asked her. I was like, hey, like,
what are you doing? And she goes, oh, I'm washing
it off.

Speaker 3 (02:18):
And I was like, please tell me, you're not washing
it off on her the freaking sink, and I went
I grabbed it.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
It's all gone.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
All that in trouble because it got wet.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
Nothing.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
You guys didn't even have any pixie sticks. Nope, all
that work.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
You just got an adrenaline rush out of it.

Speaker 5 (02:38):
Yeah, there you go. Yeah, well, thank you for telling
us your dirty little secret. You're the safe friend you think. Yeah,
thank you.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
Yeah, yeah, the mind as mine.

Speaker 5 (02:52):
Good on you too.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
Hilarious.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
Hello, hello, Hey, what's up? You have a dirty little secret?

Speaker 4 (03:00):
Yeah I know this. They sound like really childish. Okay,
but my parents are like, you can't, you can't really date.
But I've dated like a lot of people that I've
just gotten to another relationship. Really, I know, I full
my parents they get like really mad, really this is one.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
Whoa how old are you eleven? How old are you
supposed to be when you start dating? According to your parents.

Speaker 4 (03:25):
They said, like sixteen.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
Victoria eleven years old, been in more relationships than you.

Speaker 5 (03:30):
I know.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
Well, your secret is safe about thank you for telling
us your dirty little secret. Bye? Oh good luck? By
what's your dirty little secret?

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